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- Hot in Cleveland
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is recorded in front of
a live studio audience.
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- Hey.
So congratulations.
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I hear you and mamie sue
made the secret word finals.
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- I'm gonna
have to forfeit.
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Mamie sue dropped out.
- Why?
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- Her daughter's
having a baby,
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and she wants
to "be there."
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What's she gonna do,
catch it?
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- So does that mean that Agnes
bratford automatically wins?
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That'd be,
like, five years in a row.
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- I can't stand
what a smug loudmouth she is.
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That's my thing.
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- Well,
since you have to forfeit,
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maybe she'll be more gracious
this year.
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- Hello, loser.
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- Hello, Agnes.
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- It's not the same without you
in competition this year.
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Oh, wait, it is the same.
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I win again.
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- Burn.
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- You know, Mona, my secret word
partner and daughter.
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Peaked in college.
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- There were things after.
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There was a man once.
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We almost had
a life together.
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- Nobody's interested, Mona.
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Well, Elka, I will miss
beating you this year.
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- Oh, don't be so sure.
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I have a new partner.
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- Oh, who is it?
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- Never you mind.
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He or she will be there.
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- He or she?
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That can only mean Joy.
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- I'm just sitting here.
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- Come on, Mona.
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- At the risk
of sounding like Joy,
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I need a partner, fast.
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- Seriously,
I'm just sitting here.
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- Elka,
I'll be your partner.
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- Oh, I don't know.
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You and games?
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- Okay, I know
you're skeptical.
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But, also at the risk
of sounding like Joy,
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I'm a warm body
and I'm yours for the taking.
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- Also at the risk
of sounding like Joy,
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bugger the [Bleep] off.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I need to talk to Bob.
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Thanks for meeting me.
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- Well, Joy,
meeting after hours
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can only mean
one of two things.
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Either you want more
than a working relationship,
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or you want to be lovers.
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- That's the same thing.
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- I don't think so.
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- Bob, this has been one
of the best jobs I've ever had,
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but I don't think I can stay
at the detective agency.
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It's a little awkward
working for a man
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whose marriage proposal
I just turned down.
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- Oh, that?
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I barely even remember
proposing to you,
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unless the answer's changed.
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In which case, you've made
me the happiest man alive.
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- Look, I'll stay with you
until we finish this case,
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but then I'm gonna
find a new job.
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- I understand.
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You're a great detective,
Joy.
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It's been a privilege
working with you.
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- Thanks.
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- [Sighs]
- Hi, Bob.
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- Eh, eh.
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- Are you choking?
Because I can't save you,
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even though I played
Jessica heimlich
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in the lifetime
original movie,
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the heimlich maneuvers.
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- No, I'm not choking.
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My heart is breaking.
- Oh, okay.
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So, you've heard about my new
hbo detective show, right?
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Well, I was wondering if I could
go on a ride along with you?
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You know,
and just get a taste
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of what real detective work
is like.
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- Sure, I don't care.
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Life is meaningless.
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Joy is leaving me.
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I had the perfect five to ten
year plan to win her over.
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What do I do now,
Victoria?
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What do I do now?
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- Pull yourself together,
Bob.
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Now, you'd never see Simon
or Mitch whining in public.
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Try being
a little more manly.
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- Seriously?
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More manly?
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[Upbeat music]
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- ¶ Ba-ba, ba-ba ¶
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¶ ba-ba, ba-ba ¶
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¶ hey! ¶
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- okay, the rules
are the same as the TV show.
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Melanie,
here's the secret word.
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You give her
a one word clue.
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- All right, this is easy.
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Ketchup.
- Mustard.
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- No, no, no.
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Ketchuuuup.
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- Hamburger.
- No.
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- Melanie,
the word is salt.
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- Salt?
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What the hell's
the matter with you?
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- That's a great clue.
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Ketchup is loaded
with salt.
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You cannot eat ketchup
during bathing suit season.
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You are just
asking for bloat.
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- I am doomed.
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- Elka, here's yours.
- Oh.
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Wedding.
- Spanx.
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- Why?
- Because,
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you have to wear
spanx to a wedding.
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There's gonna be pictures.
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- Oh.
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- Vodka.
- Tonic.
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- No, I need vodka.
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- I'm ready
for my first stakeout.
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- Victoria, aren't you
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a little over dressed
for a simple stakeout?
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- I'm a TV detective in a very
high profile hbo drama, Joy.
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I need to "pop."
Which is why I'm trying
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to choose the perfect
affectation for my character.
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- Affectation?
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- Yeah, you know, a tick
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that the audience will remember
and associate with me.
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I was thinking
of doing a wink
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at the end
of every line of dialogue.
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"This is the most
gruesome murder I've ever seen."
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- I don't know,
Victoria,
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'cause when you wink
after every sentence,
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it seems like you don't really
mean what you're saying.
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- I think it's
a brilliant idea.
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- Bob.
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- Sorry I'm late, Joy.
I was busy with man business.
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Victoria, as a detective,
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I couldn't help but notice
that our jackets are similar.
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- They're identical, Bob.
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You're wearing
a woman's jacket.
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- I don't think so.
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No, I purchased this
at a very exclusive store
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in beachwood place.
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- Where the men's department
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is right next
to the women's?
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- Perhaps.
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Let's get to that stakeout,
shall we?
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On the way, I need to return
a pair of leather pants.
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- So, what are
we staking out?
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- We're looking for a man
who's cheating on his wife.
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This is the mistress'
apartment building.
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We need a picture of him
sneaking out the back stairway.
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- I'm sick
of these adulterous punks.
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Damn it!
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- What's going on
with you?
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- It's just
how a man acts, Joy,
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especially when
he's packing heat.
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- Oh, my God.
Is that a taser?
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Give me that.
You're gonna hurt yourself.
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- I'm afraid you'll have to pry
this from my cold, dead--
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fine, but it's still mine.
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- All right, that's it.
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You've been acting like this
all day.
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This is our last case together,
and you're making it weird.
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- You're right.
I'm sorry, Joy.
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I was just trying to
act tough
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to be more like Simon
and Mitch
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in the hopes that you'd change
your mind about leaving.
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The last act
of a desperate man.
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- Hey, that guy
over there by the dumpster,
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is that your cheater?
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- That's not him,
but check out the way
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he's holding that cigarette.
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- What do you think?
Russian?
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Ukrainian?
- Chechen.
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Look at his shoes.
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Chechen's always
have impeccably shined shoes.
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- Nice read,
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and those tattoos suggest time
in a Russian prison.
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- And that haircut says that
he was recently in Australia.
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- How did you get that?
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- Oh, I don't know. I thought
we were just making stuff up.
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- Hey, look, he just
tossed the bag in the dumpster.
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- And now he's taking off.
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Should we go check it out?
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- Good idea, detective.
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At that dumpster,
check out time is now.
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- You're right,
the wink is terrible.
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- Hm.
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- Oh, my God.
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- What?
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- Who throws out an unopened bag
of cool ranch doritos?
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- Be serious.
Did you find the bag?
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- Yeah, there it is, and--
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whoa.
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It's full of money.
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- How much?
- I don't know.
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It looks like
about $20,000 dollars.
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This is
a big league case, Joy.
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- I'll say.
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That's a lot
of cash, meat.
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My character
calls people "meat."
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I'll be in the car.
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- So, you think my mother
drove away the man
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who was my only chance
at happiness,
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and the sweetest revenge
would to become your partner
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and abandon
that controlling shrew?
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- I wouldn't use
those exact words.
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- I'm quoting your text.
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- don't do it for me.
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Do it for your lost love.
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- Oh, sterling.
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You know,
he ate like a bird.
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He was deathly afraid
of getting food on his hands.
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- He sounds super hot.
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- Elka, what is going on?
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You decided to go
a different direction
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with your secret word
partner?
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- I never said that.
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- I'm quoting your text.
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- Mona,
what are you doing with her?
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- I'm Elka's partner now.
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You don't control
me anymore.
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Elka does.
- Oh?
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Does Elka make
your pot pies?
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- Oh, they're so good.
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Sorry, Elka.
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- Melanie,
I think you got a text.
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- Oh, did I?
- Yeah.
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- "By reading this, I agree
to become Elka's partner again."
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- Congratulations,
you're back on the team.
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- Nice try Elka,
but you are on your own.
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Nobody tells Melanie moretti
what to do.
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I'm out of here.
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- Will you put another quarter
in the meter?
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- Oh, yeah, sure.
Damn it.
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- Clearly we're in the middle
of a drop.
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Somebody's got to come
to that dumpster
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and collect the money.
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- Is it dangerous?
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- I wouldn't worry about it,
Victoria.
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I've developed a cat-like
awareness of my surroundings.
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- Ah!
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- Melanie,
what are you doing here?
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We're at a crime scene.
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- I know,
but the house was empty,
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and I needed somebody
to vent to.
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Elka tried to ditch me
and make Mona her partner,
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which means I wouldn't be
in the contest at all.
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- Apropos of nothing,
Melanie,
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00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:46,738
when was the last time
you got laid?
255
00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:48,306
- I'm just hurt, okay?
256
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:50,408
You don't just
abandon your partner.
257
00:11:50,444 --> 00:11:53,511
- Well, partnerships
can be complicated.
258
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:56,648
It may hurt, but if you really
care about your partner,
259
00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:58,116
you have to take
the high road,
260
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,452
let them do impetuous,
misguided things
261
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:04,522
and just hope
it doesn't work out for her.
262
00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:07,358
- Oh I guess so,
but we're friends.
263
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,060
- Well, just
because you're not partners,
264
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,628
doesn't mean
you're not friends.
265
00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:14,199
- Still, you can't just
throw a good partnership away.
266
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,102
Now, having chemistry with
someone is a hard thing to find.
267
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,237
- All right.
I get the subtext here.
268
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,473
Elka and I are friends,
269
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:25,110
and she just wants to win
and beat her rival
270
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:28,113
and not be humiliated
once again.
271
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,881
That's why she dumped me.
272
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,650
- Plus, you're really,
really bad at games.
273
00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:34,919
- See, I get
what you're doing there too.
274
00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:37,288
It's reverse psychology.
275
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:39,157
Thanks, you guys.
276
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,092
- You're totally gonna
win that contest.
277
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:45,530
She's not gonna
win that contest.
278
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:48,266
- She lacks that critical skill
of being ahead of her opponent.
279
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,468
In a word, anticipation.
280
00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:52,170
Aah!
281
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:55,373
Would you stop doing that?
- Sorry.
282
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:56,808
Listen, I don't know
if it's important,
283
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,009
but there was a big guy
284
00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:59,511
over there that dropped
something in the dumpster
285
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:00,678
and then took
something out.
286
00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:02,046
- Oh, no,
we missed the drop.
287
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,414
- Anyway, wish me luck.
288
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,288
- Ladies and gentlemen,
unfortunately
289
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,656
it looks like Elka's gonna
have to forfeit
290
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:14,092
because she
does not have a partner.
291
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,228
- Yes, she does.
292
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:22,834
Surprised, huh?
293
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:26,504
- Completely.
- Wait a minute.
294
00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:27,672
Why is there
a glass of wine
295
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,542
and my reading glasses
on the table?
296
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,210
How did you know
I'd forgive you?
297
00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:33,912
How did
you know I'd be back?
298
00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:37,816
- The secret word
is "predictable."
299
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:43,388
- I found the package.
300
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:44,722
- Great.
301
00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:46,658
Wait, somebody's coming.
302
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:49,327
Get out of sight.
303
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:52,597
You stay down until I tell you
it's safe to come out.
304
00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,966
Ah!
305
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,267
- I need to get in there.
306
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,736
- I'm afraid
I can't let you do that.
307
00:13:58,772 --> 00:14:03,007
- Okay, we can do this
the easy way or the hard way.
308
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:06,211
- There's an easy way?
309
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:10,215
- The police will be here soon,
because there's this g-g-g-guy
310
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,482
I'm sorry, officer,
311
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:15,086
when I get scared
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I stutter.
312
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:19,424
Stuttering, oh,
now there's a thought.
313
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:22,594
What?
- [Grunting]
314
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:25,163
- Do it, Joy.
- But you'll get hurt.
315
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,498
- What do you think
is happening now?
316
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:32,637
[Taser zaps]
[Both groaning]
317
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,912
- Okay, let's hear
from our contestants.
318
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:43,514
Why don't you tell us your name
and a little bit about yourself?
319
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,216
- You know who I am.
320
00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:48,753
What the hell
are you doing?
321
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,321
- I've been watching
classic game shows.
322
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,757
I'm channeling
Allen ludden.
323
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:55,426
- I knew Allen ludden.
324
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:59,197
Allen ludden was a friend
of mine,
325
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:03,468
and you, sir,
are no Allen ludden.
326
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,507
- I'll introduce myself.
327
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:11,276
I'm Mona bratford.
328
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,811
I graduated
from Sarah Lawrence.
329
00:15:13,847 --> 00:15:18,249
I'm not married,
but there was a man once
330
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:20,952
- can we please
start the game?
331
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:24,088
- Okay, I'll give
you each a secret word.
332
00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:29,661
The secret word is--
333
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,232
- we got this one.
334
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,566
- Okay.
- [Chuckles]
335
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,003
Salt--
336
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,338
- pepper.
337
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:45,677
- Now you're gonna play
the game correctly?
338
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,512
- Over to you Agnes.
339
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,180
- Mustard--
- ketchup.
340
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:50,315
- That is correct.
341
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,550
- Sterling loved ketchup.
342
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,552
He ate that
like a bird too.
343
00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:59,090
- Are you okay?
344
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,591
Should I take you
to the hospital?
345
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,261
- I'm fine.
It was just a taser.
346
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,630
How's my hair?
347
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,865
- It's a little Fluffy.
348
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:11,436
- Like a lion's?
349
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:12,971
- Definitely.
350
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,739
You were very brave.
351
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:15,840
- Hi.
352
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,442
Detective valenzuela.
353
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,143
Great work.
- Glad to help.
354
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,912
- Any time.
- Do you have a card?
355
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:22,280
Sometimes when
we're stretched thin,
356
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,915
we outsource work
to local p.I.'S.
357
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,951
- Yeah.
Here, hold on a second.
358
00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:28,086
There you go.
359
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,620
- We'll be in touch.
360
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,222
- You two make a good team.
361
00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,558
- Oh, well actually,
it will just be me.
362
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:34,926
She's leaving.
363
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:36,060
- Too bad.
364
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,829
- Wait, stop.
365
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:40,298
You see, I was going to
leave, but now
366
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,001
I'm really rethinking it.
- Okay.
367
00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:47,171
- But it's just
that he proposed to me,
368
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:52,310
and I said no, and that made
things a bit awkward.
369
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,511
- Sure.
370
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:58,216
- But you're right,
we do make a good team.
371
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:01,753
I'm gonna stay.
- Good luck.
372
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,421
- One more thing.
373
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,623
I didn't
realize she was staying,
374
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,326
so if you could just disregard
the "call me anytime"
375
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:11,996
on the card.
376
00:17:12,032 --> 00:17:13,498
- Is it safe for celebrities
yet?
377
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,933
- Hey, you're Victoria chase.
378
00:17:15,969 --> 00:17:18,770
Big fan.
Click, click.
379
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,571
- Interesting.
Well, thank you, detective.
380
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:23,174
Click, click.
- You're welcome.
381
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,943
- You know, I'm playing
a detective in a new TV show.
382
00:17:25,979 --> 00:17:29,147
Mind if I--click, click--
pick your brain?
383
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:31,582
- I'm off duty.
Sure, let's get some coffee.
384
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:35,319
Ahem. Sorry, I've got a little,
ahem, thing here.
385
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:38,756
- You, ahem, are a gold mine.
Click, click.
386
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,597
- I'm really glad
you're not leaving, Joy.
387
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,533
And I promise, from now on,
I'll try not to say the things
388
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,802
to make it weird
and awkward.
389
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,136
- Thanks, Bob.
- Yeah, well,
390
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,038
with all the electricity
going through my body right now,
391
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,240
if we were to have sex, you'd
light up like a pinball machine.
392
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,612
- You're not gonna change,
are you?
393
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,247
- Not in the slightest.
394
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,550
- Next secret word.
395
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:10,321
The secret word is--
396
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:11,522
- oh, this is
gonna be easy
397
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:14,492
because I used
to call my daughter "peanut."
398
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,828
Daughter--
399
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,696
- the secret word
is "peanut," isn't it?
400
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:21,833
- Yes, you got it.
401
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:24,936
'Cause I said it.
402
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,404
Half a point?
403
00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:31,142
- No.
Next secret word.
404
00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:33,878
The secret word is--
405
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:37,982
- something I'll never have
because you ruined my life
406
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:40,151
when you sent
sterling away,
407
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:43,654
but I refuse to become old
and miserable like you.
408
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:46,057
I'm gonna go find him.
409
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:55,800
- Well, best of luck
to Mona.
410
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:58,703
So, for the win, the play
goes to you, Melanie.
411
00:18:58,738 --> 00:18:59,770
- I'm so nervous.
412
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:03,274
- Just give the most
obvious clue.
413
00:19:05,879 --> 00:19:08,279
- Flat--
- Joy.
414
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,680
- That's correct.
415
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,655
- I'm just sitting here.
416
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,561
- And the news coverage
has been great for the agency.
417
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,429
We've already gotten
new clients.
418
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,898
- We?
419
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,132
- You're staying with Bob?
420
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:31,135
- Yes, we make a good team.
421
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:34,705
We have great chemistry,
and I want him in my life.
422
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:38,643
And, Victoria,
now that we have more cases,
423
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,011
you're welcome to ride along
424
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,946
and do more research
for your hbo show.
425
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,681
- Oh, no thanks.
426
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,150
After spending an evening
with detective valenzuela,
427
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:49,153
I realized that I don't need
winks, or clicks,
428
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:53,658
or a lesbian
detective lover.
429
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,093
That was her suggestion.
430
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:01,832
And having watched
you and Bob,
431
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:05,670
I decided that just working on
good chemistry with my co-star
432
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,138
is the way to go.
433
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,740
- Okay, partner,
shall we toast to our victory?
434
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:10,975
Let me fill up your glass?
435
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,711
- No, not necessary.
436
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,379
[Bell ringing]
437
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:23,154
- What can I get for you,
438
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:26,991
secret word master?
439
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:30,494
- We may have had
a side bet.
440
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,570
[Upbeat music]
441
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,772
- ¶ Ba-ba, ba-ba ¶
442
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:44,075
¶ ba-ba, ba-ba ¶
443
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:49,046
¶ ¶
444
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,315
¶ ba-ba, ba-ba ¶
445
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,784
¶ ba-ba, ba-ba ¶
446
00:21:02,095 --> 00:21:04,028
¶ hey! ¶
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