Original subtitles

I beg you, no!

I beg you, no!

Ken, wake up, it’s me!

Ken, wake up, it’s me!

Please, please!

Please, please!

I love you.

I love you.

Cut.

Cut.

How many times was that?

How many times was that?

The 31st.

The 31st.

Okay, listen.

Okay, listen.

That’s not it.

That’s not it.

Don’t stop, we’re not finished.

Don’t stop, we’re not finished.

This is the last scene of the film.

This is the last scene of the film.

If this scene fails,

If this scene fails,

the whole film fails. Do you understand?

the whole film fails. Do you understand?

Yes.

Yes.

Do it again, but I want to see terror in your eyes.

Do it again, but I want to see terror in your eyes.

- That’s what I was trying to show. - Yes.

- That’s what I was trying to show. - Yes.

We see how you act.

We see how you act.

We see it.

We see it.

But we also see how bad your acting is.

But we also see how bad your acting is.

I want sincerity.

I want sincerity.

Not fake tears. I want real tears!

Not fake tears. I want real tears!

- But-- - There is no “but”!

- But-- - There is no “but”!

You act like shit!

You act like shit!

It is normal for you, since your life is shit!

It is normal for you, since your life is shit!

You spend your days on your fucking laptop!

You spend your days on your fucking laptop!

I need--

I need--

The movie needs that last fucking scene,

The movie needs that last fucking scene,

and you’re stopping us from getting it, because your acting stinks. You suck!

and you’re stopping us from getting it, because your acting stinks. You suck!

You’re a c--

You’re a c--

What’s the matter, asshole?

What’s the matter, asshole?

You piss me off, it’s my movie!

You piss me off, it’s my movie!

You shut your mouth!

You shut your mouth!

You’ve been pissing me off since the start.

You’ve been pissing me off since the start.

So shut the fuck up!

So shut the fuck up!

- Stop! - Asshole!

- Stop! - Asshole!

Stop, that’s enough!

Stop, that’s enough!

Everyone calm down.

Everyone calm down.

We take 15 minutes and calm down.

We take 15 minutes and calm down.

I’m going to get some fresh air.

I’m going to get some fresh air.

How are you? Take care of her.

How are you? Take care of her.

How are you?

How are you?

He’s sick, that man.

He’s sick, that man.

Getting into such a state.

Getting into such a state.

No, it’s me.

No, it’s me.

I understand what he wants, but I can’t do it.

I understand what he wants, but I can’t do it.

No, no, that man is crazy. He gave me a real slap.

No, no, that man is crazy. He gave me a real slap.

I’ve got to do it.

I’ve got to do it.

I’ll call my agent.

I’ll call my agent.

It’s not going to be like this.

It’s not going to be like this.

When you bite me, really bite me.

When you bite me, really bite me.

Try to hurt me for good.

Try to hurt me for good.

- Can I come to your house tonight? - If you want.

- Can I come to your house tonight? - If you want.

We’ll have a bath with soap.

We’ll have a bath with soap.

Hold.

Hold.

31 takes, it doesn’t matter.

31 takes, it doesn’t matter.

I’m sorry.

I’m sorry.

No, Chinatsu, it’s not your fault.

No, Chinatsu, it’s not your fault.

Higurashi is crazy. I don’t know what’s wrong with him, he is so tense.

Higurashi is crazy. I don’t know what’s wrong with him, he is so tense.

Here.

Here.

Do you realize how hard we work with a real axe?

Do you realize how hard we work with a real axe?

It’s super dangerous.

It’s super dangerous.

Does the insurance allow this?

Does the insurance allow this?

Is he like that on all the movies?

Is he like that on all the movies?

Now he’s acting big.

Now he’s acting big.

He got into a lot of debt to be able to make this film.

He got into a lot of debt to be able to make this film.

I can feel that.

I can feel that.

It’s super charged.

It’s super charged.

But all the time, even when he’s not here,

But all the time, even when he’s not here,

it feels like this place is charged.

it feels like this place is charged.

There is a weird atmosphere.

There is a weird atmosphere.

What could it be?

What could it be?

No, nothing.

No, nothing.

Go ahead, tell us.

Go ahead, tell us.

This place really is charged.

This place really is charged.

I don’t know if it’s true or not.

I don’t know if it’s true or not.

Maybe it’s invented on the Internet?

Maybe it’s invented on the Internet?

But there are rumors about this place.

But there are rumors about this place.

It may be an urban legend.

It may be an urban legend.

What rumors?

What rumors?

It would seem that here, during the war, on this ground,

It would seem that here, during the war, on this ground,

the Japanese Army made experiments.

the Japanese Army made experiments.

The Japanese Army?

The Japanese Army?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Yes, the Japanese Army.

Yes, the Japanese Army.

Chinatsu, it’s unlikely, but not impossible.

Chinatsu, it’s unlikely, but not impossible.

But, then... What kind of experiments did they do?

But, then... What kind of experiments did they do?

Human experiences.

Human experiences.

To revive the dead.

To revive the dead.

Undead then lived here.

Undead then lived here.

You mean...

You mean...

Yes.

Yes.

They will be resurrected by the Blood Star.

They will be resurrected by the Blood Star.

Oh, yeah, okay.

Oh, yeah, okay.

But Hosoda will tell you, he knows the story better.

But Hosoda will tell you, he knows the story better.

I am going for a smoke.

I am going for a smoke.

Sorry.

Sorry.

I no longer want to smoke.

I no longer want to smoke.

Sorry, forgive me.

Sorry, forgive me.

And...

And...

What were we talking about just before?

What were we talking about just before?

I said Hosoda will tell you, ’cause he knows the story better.

I said Hosoda will tell you, ’cause he knows the story better.

Ah, yeah, that’s it.

Ah, yeah, that’s it.

Hosoda.

Hosoda.

I wonder where he is.

I wonder where he is.

Wow.

Wow.

That was weird, that noise was really weird.

That was weird, that noise was really weird.

Could it have been the wind?

Could it have been the wind?

Yeah.

Yeah.

A fairly strong wind, then.

A fairly strong wind, then.

Yes-- No-- Sorry.

Yes-- No-- Sorry.

Natsumi, do you have zobies?

Natsumi, do you have zobies?

“Zobies”?

“Zobies”?

Yes, zobies. A passion. Something that interests you, zobies.

Yes, zobies. A passion. Something that interests you, zobies.

Ah, hobbies.

Ah, hobbies.

Alright, sorry, I...

Alright, sorry, I...

And do you have any?

And do you have any?

Yes, I do some Krav-Maga.

Yes, I do some Krav-Maga.

Krav-Maga?

Krav-Maga?

Yeah.

Yeah.

It’s a self-defense technique.

It’s a self-defense technique.

Okay.

Okay.

- Is it good? - Yes...

- Is it good? - Yes...

it’s fun.

it’s fun.

If you like martial arts.

If you like martial arts.

Have you practiced for a long time?

Have you practiced for a long time?

One year, yes.

One year, yes.

About a year.

About a year.

A year.

A year.

It’s long.

It’s long.

It is very long.

It is very long.

Shall I show you?

Shall I show you?

Yeah, seriously.

Yeah, seriously.

Okay... super, great.

Okay... super, great.

“Grave maga”.

“Grave maga”.

Yes.

Yes.

Then, for example...

Then, for example...

- Put down your glass. - Yes.

- Put down your glass. - Yes.

Put your hand on my shoulder.

Put your hand on my shoulder.

Okay, like, “Hello, ma’am.”

Okay, like, “Hello, ma’am.”

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I’ll show you another one.

I’ll show you another one.

Try to hit me.

Try to hit me.

Okay, but not a hard one?

Okay, but not a hard one?

No, of course not.

No, of course not.

Okay, uh...

Okay, uh...

It’s great.

It’s great.

- It’s just two points, it’s stupid. - I want to smoke again.

- It’s just two points, it’s stupid. - I want to smoke again.

Damn it. I can’t breathe anymore.

Damn it. I can’t breathe anymore.

Hosoda? You scared me.

Hosoda? You scared me.

What’s happening to you?

What’s happening to you?

Ah, you want to act? We’ll find you a role.

Ah, you want to act? We’ll find you a role.

What’s that blood for?

What’s that blood for?

It looks like real blood. What the hell?

It looks like real blood. What the hell?

It’s filthy! Help!

It’s filthy! Help!

Help me, please!

Help me, please!

Please!

Please!

What is this thing?

What is this thing?

Natsumi, do you think it’s a real arm?

Natsumi, do you think it’s a real arm?

I don’t know, Ken.

I don’t know, Ken.

Who could have done that?

Who could have done that?

If it’s a fake, it’s very well done.

If it’s a fake, it’s very well done.

That’s gross.

That’s gross.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no.

I don’t believe it’s a fake.

I don’t believe it’s a fake.

It’s not one of your props?

It’s not one of your props?

No, it stinks, it’s a real one.

No, it stinks, it’s a real one.

There is a watch.

There is a watch.

Ken, it shows the right time.

Ken, it shows the right time.

This watch looks familiar.

This watch looks familiar.

It’s not possible.

It’s not possible.

Yamakoshi?

Yamakoshi?

He smells of death!

He smells of death!

But he is dead! He’s missing an arm.

But he is dead! He’s missing an arm.

It’s Yamakoshi’s arm!

It’s Yamakoshi’s arm!

My god!!

My god!!

Watch out, Chinatsu! Watch out!

Watch out, Chinatsu! Watch out!

- No, Hosoda! - Stop!

- No, Hosoda! - Stop!

Hey, you...

Hey, you...

No, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no!

Watch out!

Watch out!

Come on, help me!

Come on, help me!

Come on.

Come on.

There you go.

There you go.

What’s going on here?

What’s going on here?

But, then, the rumor...

But, then, the rumor...

No, it’s impossible.

No, it’s impossible.

It’s not possible.

It’s not possible.

But where did Yamakoshi’s body go?

But where did Yamakoshi’s body go?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Where is he?

Where is he?

The arm. Chinatsu, catch it!

The arm. Chinatsu, catch it!

Take it, Ken!

Take it, Ken!

Is this what you want, zombie?

Is this what you want, zombie?

Come get the arm, come!

Come get the arm, come!

Come on!

Come on!

What’s going on, huh?

What’s going on, huh?

What’s going on, Yamakoshi?

What’s going on, Yamakoshi?

Do you realize what you are?

Do you realize what you are?

You have no more identity, no more will.

You have no more identity, no more will.

Is that it, Yamakoshi?

Is that it, Yamakoshi?

A victim of globalization?

A victim of globalization?

A rot of the system?

A rot of the system?

You’re post-apocalyptic shit.

You’re post-apocalyptic shit.

You no longer have any willpower. What are you doing?

You no longer have any willpower. What are you doing?

Do you do anything in life,

Do you do anything in life,

apart from getting fucked by the system of capitalism?

apart from getting fucked by the system of capitalism?

You have no soul, bro.

You have no soul, bro.

Arm! Arm! Arm!

Arm! Arm! Arm!

Arm!

Arm!

Arm!

Arm!

Arm!

Arm!

Is this what you want? Are you interested?

Is this what you want? Are you interested?

Go, fetch.

Go, fetch.

Chinatsu!

Chinatsu!

Chinatsu!

Chinatsu!

- Ken. - Chinatsu.

- Ken. - Chinatsu.

How are you?

How are you?

My love.

My love.

I want to--

I want to--

Ken.

Ken.

Me too, but it isn’t possible.

Me too, but it isn’t possible.

No, turn around.

No, turn around.

Here it is.

Here it is.

Now I have sincerity.

Now I have sincerity.

- There, you-- - Higurashi, what are you doing?

- There, you-- - Higurashi, what are you doing?

- Do you feel the emotion? - You scare me.

- Do you feel the emotion? - You scare me.

Yes, keep this fear, live with it.

Yes, keep this fear, live with it.

- Do you feel the emotion? - Do you realize what’s happening?

- Do you feel the emotion? - Do you realize what’s happening?

But obviously.

But obviously.

I’m the one who’s directing, you moron.

I’m the one who’s directing, you moron.

You are sick.

You are sick.

Stop this camera.

Stop this camera.

“Stop this camera”?

“Stop this camera”?

Do you think I did everything to stop the camera?

Do you think I did everything to stop the camera?

You’re crazy.

You’re crazy.

I set it in motion, now it all starts.

I set it in motion, now it all starts.

We can’t go back! Ignorant.

We can’t go back! Ignorant.

You still haven’t...?

You still haven’t...?

Yes, I have.

Yes, I have.

You triggered the curse?

You triggered the curse?

Yes.

Yes.

He’s sick, this man!

He’s sick, this man!

Don’t say that!

Don’t say that!

You don’t know what you’re talking about.

You don’t know what you’re talking about.

It was a year ago when I was writing the scenario.

It was a year ago when I was writing the scenario.

I was just next door, in the small village of Shiwandjuku.

I was just next door, in the small village of Shiwandjuku.

I often came here, I didn’t know why.

I often came here, I didn’t know why.

As if I was attracted by a force.

As if I was attracted by a force.

And then... I discovered...

And then... I discovered...

“thiiings”.

“thiiings”.

Things none of you could even imagine.

Things none of you could even imagine.

But, then...

But, then...

the rumor was true?

the rumor was true?

Yes.

Yes.

The rumor was true

The rumor was true

and I shed blood to raise the dead.

and I shed blood to raise the dead.

- No... - And now we’re going to put ourselves in place,

- No... - And now we’re going to put ourselves in place,

because here, I have sincerity, I have the truth.

because here, I have sincerity, I have the truth.

Now you are hot. We will be able to shoot this last scene...

Now you are hot. We will be able to shoot this last scene...

because you are scared and you have seen death.

because you are scared and you have seen death.

- What are you doing? - No, go on. I’m going out for 2 seconds.

- What are you doing? - No, go on. I’m going out for 2 seconds.

- No. - I have to go.

- No. - I have to go.

- You’re not going out. - I have to, sorry.

- You’re not going out. - I have to, sorry.

No, we need you.

No, we need you.

- Sorry for being sorry, I-- - No, no, no.

- Sorry for being sorry, I-- - No, no, no.

There are monsters outside.

There are monsters outside.

And I have some inside.

And I have some inside.

She’s right. There are monsters outside, it’s dangerous.

She’s right. There are monsters outside, it’s dangerous.

We need you, shut your mouth and come.

We need you, shut your mouth and come.

Please.

Please.

I don’t give a fuck. We need to...

I don’t give a fuck. We need to...

Don’t break my balls, I need to.

Don’t break my balls, I need to.

- I need to go. - Jonathan!

- I need to go. - Jonathan!

Shut up! It’s breaking my balls.

Shut up! It’s breaking my balls.

I’ll go.

I’ll go.

I’ll get him. And we don’t stop the camera!

I’ll get him. And we don’t stop the camera!

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Yes, I’m fine.

Yes, I’m fine.

- And you? - I’m okay.

- And you? - I’m okay.

- And you? - It’s okay.

- And you? - It’s okay.

And you?

And you?

Yes, fine.

Yes, fine.

How are you?

How are you?

Yes, fine.

Yes, fine.

And you?

And you?

Yes, fine.

Yes, fine.

Cool.

Cool.

And you?

And you?

Yes, fine.

Yes, fine.

- I’ve already asked, right? - Yes.

- I’ve already asked, right? - Yes.

That’s it, but...

That’s it, but...

Well...

Well...

at least everyone is fine, it’s good enough.

at least everyone is fine, it’s good enough.

Yes it’s good.

Yes it’s good.

This is--

This is--

It’s very reassuring.

It’s very reassuring.

Very reassuring.

Very reassuring.

Yes.

Yes.

It’s very reassuring.

It’s very reassuring.

And...

And...

And tell me...

And tell me...

- Chinatsu... - “Natsumi”.

- Chinatsu... - “Natsumi”.

Natsumi,

Natsumi,

can you tell us more about this rumor, please?

can you tell us more about this rumor, please?

What does it mean? “They will be resurrected by the Blood Star”?

What does it mean? “They will be resurrected by the Blood Star”?

I’m not sure I remember well.

I’m not sure I remember well.

But I think it may be a brotherhood...

But I think it may be a brotherhood...

from a dynasty whose last shogun, Shishima,

from a dynasty whose last shogun, Shishima,

would have created the Brotherhood of the Blood Star,

would have created the Brotherhood of the Blood Star,

populated by the living dead.

populated by the living dead.

They are supposed to live in peace, but...

They are supposed to live in peace, but...

if we kill one of them, then...

if we kill one of them, then...

they will infect us all.

they will infect us all.

Looks like someone woke them up.

Looks like someone woke them up.

But could he have done that?

But could he have done that?

It’s me, Higurashi.

It’s me, Higurashi.

Open up!

Open up!

- There are monsters out here. - What do we do?

- There are monsters out here. - What do we do?

- Hurry up. - I don’t know.

- Hurry up. - I don’t know.

- Here we go, let’s go! - I take the axe.

- Here we go, let’s go! - I take the axe.

- Hurry up. - Come on.

- Hurry up. - Come on.

- They’re outside, the door is closed, hurry! - Okay.

- They’re outside, the door is closed, hurry! - Okay.

- Open it. - The door is blocked!

- Open it. - The door is blocked!

Quick, it’s not a joke.

Quick, it’s not a joke.

Me neither, it’s not a joke.

Me neither, it’s not a joke.

It’s spreading too fast.

It’s spreading too fast.

Akira has transformed. He is coming.

Akira has transformed. He is coming.

- Alright, let me do it. - Open up, damn it!

- Alright, let me do it. - Open up, damn it!

You’re right, it’s blocked.

You’re right, it’s blocked.

It’s blocked!

It’s blocked!

The door is blocked.

The door is blocked.

Action!

Action!

Go ahead, bite them, bite them!

Go ahead, bite them, bite them!

It’s great, awesome!

It’s great, awesome!

It’s brilliant!

It’s brilliant!

Great!

Great!

Go ahead, smash it!

Go ahead, smash it!

Yes, it’s brilliant!

Yes, it’s brilliant!

Yes, suck it up! This is a masterpiece!

Yes, suck it up! This is a masterpiece!

Say goodbye, shitbag.

Say goodbye, shitbag.

Oh, the replica.

Oh, the replica.

Zombie bastard.

Zombie bastard.

- Yes! - Fuck you!

- Yes! - Fuck you!

You stink of shit.

You stink of shit.

Yes!

Yes!

Yes, that’s it, great!

Yes, that’s it, great!

That’s it, we got it! Turn it around.

That’s it, we got it! Turn it around.

Where is he, Ken? I must--

Where is he, Ken? I must--

Quick, let’s go to the car.

Quick, let’s go to the car.

Zombie rot, I’m going to cut your ass open.

Zombie rot, I’m going to cut your ass open.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

The keys.

The keys.

The keys?

The keys?

There are no keys!

There are no keys!

Who has the ki-ki?

Who has the ki-ki?

We don’t say, “Who has the ki-ki?”!

We don’t say, “Who has the ki-ki?”!

Who has the keys?

Who has the keys?

Yamakoshi.

Yamakoshi.

Yamakoshi!

Yamakoshi!

The keys are in the bag.

The keys are in the bag.

Let’s get going. Leave me alone, Ken!

Let’s get going. Leave me alone, Ken!

Take the keys in his bag.

Take the keys in his bag.

That’s it, we’re there.

That’s it, we’re there.

It’s my movie, I do what the fuck I want, damn it! I am a director.

It’s my movie, I do what the fuck I want, damn it! I am a director.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Sayonara only had one arm.

Sayonara only had one arm.

Thanks. We can go again, Ken.

Thanks. We can go again, Ken.

Shitty capitalism consumer bastard!

Shitty capitalism consumer bastard!

Consumer society!

Consumer society!

What?

What?

- Open, Natsumi! - It’s us!

- Open, Natsumi! - It’s us!

Natsumi, it’s us!

Natsumi, it’s us!

Natsumi, we have the bag!

Natsumi, we have the bag!

Come in.

Come in.

What a nightmare.

What a nightmare.

Did they bite you?

Did they bite you?

I don’t know.

I don’t know.

No, I think it’s just a scratch.

No, I think it’s just a scratch.

Ah, yes, I have the keys.

Ah, yes, I have the keys.

One second. You...

One second. You...

Do you believe, or are you sure?

Do you believe, or are you sure?

I believe.

I believe.

Wait, we’re not sure of anything.

Wait, we’re not sure of anything.

Exactly.

Exactly.

No, let’s calm down, okay?

No, let’s calm down, okay?

I’m calm, very calm.

I’m calm, very calm.

Stop, stop!

Stop, stop!

Bitch!

Bitch!

No, no, no...

No, no, no...

It’s great, it’s really good.

It’s great, it’s really good.

Get out of my way.

Get out of my way.

- Wait for me, bitch. - Damn it.

- Wait for me, bitch. - Damn it.

Natsumi...

Natsumi...

Please.

Please.

I can’t take it anymore.

I can’t take it anymore.

Please leave me alone.

Please leave me alone.

It’s just an axe in the face.

It’s just an axe in the face.

Chinatsu!

Chinatsu!

You again?

You again?

Stop, it’s a real axe.

Stop, it’s a real axe.

Not the two points.

Not the two points.

Stop filming.

Stop filming.

Stop filming, damn it.

Stop filming, damn it.

Don’t.

Don’t.

No!

No!

Nooo!

Nooo!

Is that what you want?

Is that what you want?

It’s over, my love.

It’s over, my love.

Walk away.

Walk away.

She was crazy, but she was right.

She was crazy, but she was right.

- I may become one of them. - Don’t say that.

- I may become one of them. - Don’t say that.

I don’t want to hurt you, my love.

I don’t want to hurt you, my love.

I don’t want to, Ken.

I don’t want to, Ken.

Chinatsu!

Chinatsu!

Chinatsu.

Chinatsu.

Arm...

Arm...

Ken...

Ken...

An axe here? What a luck.

An axe here? What a luck.

Ken!

Ken!

Ken!

Ken!

Ken.

Ken.

Ken.

Ken.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

It’s not true.

It’s not true.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

Please.

Please.

I love you.

I love you.

- So... - Ken...

- So... - Ken...

There it is.

There it is.

You are great.

You are great.

Please, Ken.

Please, Ken.

I leave you two.

I leave you two.

- Ken, please. - I love you.

- Ken, please. - I love you.

Wake up.

Wake up.

I love you. I love you.

I love you. I love you.

Stop!

Stop!

- I love you. - Stop, I can’t, Ken.

- I love you. - Stop, I can’t, Ken.

I love you.

I love you.

Please, Ken.

Please, Ken.

I love you.

I love you.

Ken...

Ken...

I love you.

I love you.

What the hell did you do?!

What the hell did you do?!

He was supposed to bite you!

He was supposed to bite you!

But you didn’t understand anything! You’re stupid!

But you didn’t understand anything! You’re stupid!

Wait, wait, I beg you.

Wait, wait, I beg you.

Your end is better.

Your end is better.

Give me two seconds, two seconds.

Give me two seconds, two seconds.

Action.

Action.

My name is Higurashi Shisheiku Higurasai.

My name is Higurashi Shisheiku Higurasai.

This is the recording of my last words.

This is the recording of my last words.

I triggered a curse.

I triggered a curse.

And it got away from me.

And it got away from me.

I will die.

I will die.

My only hope

My only hope

is to be resurrected by the Blood Star.

is to be resurrected by the Blood Star.

It’s too long!

It’s too long!

No...

No...

Cut!

Cut!

Cut!

Cut!

Cut!

Cut!

EARLIER

MONTH

ONE

Cut!

Cut!

Let’s move on to the next shot.

Let’s move on to the next shot.

Okay, great. Philippe, can we have fake tears?

Okay, great. Philippe, can we have fake tears?

Come on, let’s hurry.

Come on, let’s hurry.

It’s done.

It’s done.

Okay, start the engine.

Okay, start the engine.

- It’s rolling. - And action!

- It’s rolling. - And action!

Wait, why am I already crying?

Wait, why am I already crying?

Don’t worry, cry, that’s all.

Don’t worry, cry, that’s all.

Okay.

Okay.

Hello, Rémi. How are you?

Hello, Rémi. How are you?

- Hey, Mounir, how are you? - Great.

- Hey, Mounir, how are you? - Great.

- It has been a long time. - Yes. How’s work?

- It has been a long time. - Yes. How’s work?

Good. Well, it’s a little thing.

Good. Well, it’s a little thing.

Can I talk to you afterwards?

Can I talk to you afterwards?

- Yes, really. - Great.

- Yes, really. - Great.

- Who is it? - I will explain to you.

- Who is it? - I will explain to you.

Okay, cut.

Okay, cut.

- It was fine like that? - Yes, it was great, let’s move on.

- It was fine like that? - Yes, it was great, let’s move on.

What kind of movies do you make?

What kind of movies do you make?

I’ve done a lot of things.

I’ve done a lot of things.

Infomercials, reconstructions,

Infomercials, reconstructions,

corporate films,

corporate films,

a documentary on the French touch. Lots of stuff.

a documentary on the French touch. Lots of stuff.

He’s done a lot of things, but nothing noticeable.

And for the Net.

And for the Net.

Stuff on the internet, that sort of thing.

And what’s your motto?

And what’s your motto?

My motto.

My motto.

“Fast, cheap and average.”

“Fast, cheap and average.”

He promises to be fast, cheap and average.

He is perfect.

Mrs. Matsuda thinks you’re the right person.

Mrs. Matsuda thinks you’re the right person.

That’s right.

That’s right.

That’s great.

That’s great.

A zombie movie?

A zombie movie?

Yes, but rather clever.

Yes, but rather clever.

During the filming of a zombie movie,

During the filming of a zombie movie,

the crew gets attacked and they all become zombies.

the crew gets attacked and they all become zombies.

Panic, fights, chases, etc.

Panic, fights, chases, etc.

A kind of survival.

A kind of survival.

In Japan, it was a hit.

In Japan, it was a hit.

Have you mentioned the conditions?

Have you mentioned the conditions?

- Did you mention the conditions? - I will.

- Did you mention the conditions? - I will.

This is for a new platform, created in Japan... “Z”.

This is for a new platform, created in Japan... “Z”.

“Z” like...? Like nothing, like “Z”.

“Z” like...? Like nothing, like “Z”.

Specialized in the B-series.

Specialized in the B-series.

Hence “Z”.

Hence “Z”.

That’s it.

That’s it.

And that movie is for the opening.

And that movie is for the opening.

- Okay. - Are you okay?

- Okay. - Are you okay?

- Are you okay? - I’m not done, not done.

- Are you okay? - I’m not done, not done.

- There are one or two trouble spots. - And they are?

- There are one or two trouble spots. - And they are?

It must be directly broadcasted.

It must be directly broadcasted.

Straightforward live.

Straightforward live.

Live, live, live.

Live, live, live.

She is super enthusiastic.

She is super enthusiastic.

And then, it must be a one sequence shot.

And then, it must be a one sequence shot.

A one sequence shot... sequence shot?

A one sequence shot... sequence shot?

A one sequence shot. You don’t turn off the camera.

A one sequence shot. You don’t turn off the camera.

- Half an hour without cutting. - Half an hour?

- Half an hour without cutting. - Half an hour?

Yeah, it’s sensational, that’s for sure.

Yeah, it’s sensational, that’s for sure.

It’s sensational.

It’s sensational.

It’s completely stupid.

It’s completely stupid.

Damn, I almost got fooled.

Damn, I almost got fooled.

Nonsense.

Nonsense.

You’re kidding.

You’re kidding.

I’m so stupid.

I’m so stupid.

- Do you accept? - Do you accept?

- Do you accept? - Do you accept?

- You really don’t want to do it? - No, I don’t feel it.

- You really don’t want to do it? - No, I don’t feel it.

For once, you are offered something else.

For once, you are offered something else.

It’s mostly because everyone refused.

It’s mostly because everyone refused.

Why are you saying that?

Why are you saying that?

It sucks, no one wants to screw up.

It sucks, no one wants to screw up.

Even so, it’s a Japanese company. This might be your chance.

Even so, it’s a Japanese company. This might be your chance.

My chance to pass for an idiot.

My chance to pass for an idiot.

Half an hour in one shot.

Half an hour in one shot.

It must be tuned like clockwork.

It must be tuned like clockwork.

You have to be a clock to accept that.

You have to be a clock to accept that.

Well, don’t do “Hmm” to me.

Well, don’t do “Hmm” to me.

Yes, Nadia,

Yes, Nadia,

I know what a one shot is.

I know what a one shot is.

And I know what 30 minutes means.

And I know what 30 minutes means.

Hi, Dad.

Hi, Dad.

Hey, my darling.

Hey, my darling.

The ki-ki, who moved the keys?

The ki-ki, who moved the keys?

We don’t say “the ki-ki”.

We don’t say “the ki-ki”.

- I have them, I’m going. - Have fun.

- I have them, I’m going. - Have fun.

- Yes, I’m having a lot of fun. - Is it going well?

- Yes, I’m having a lot of fun. - Is it going well?

Yes, it’s great. I’m working on a masterpiece.

Yes, it’s great. I’m working on a masterpiece.

Between Scorsese and Coppola. Kiss.

Between Scorsese and Coppola. Kiss.

Kiss, my darling.

Kiss, my darling.

It’s not going well.

It’s not going well.

It wouldn’t be bad if you went to see her.

It wouldn’t be bad if you went to see her.

Yes.

Yes.

Fake tears are for fake actresses.

Fake tears are for fake actresses.

We’re better than that, right?

We’re better than that, right?

You can do it by yourself.

You can do it by yourself.

Is there something that has made you very sad?

Is there something that has made you very sad?

I do not know.

I do not know.

Are your grandparents alive?

Are your grandparents alive?

- Yes. - Shit.

- Yes. - Shit.

Have you ever had a cat or a dog?

Have you ever had a cat or a dog?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

We have already discussed it with the team

We have already discussed it with the team

and they agree on the fake tears.

and they agree on the fake tears.

Okay, but I try to make her cry by herself, without any aid.

Okay, but I try to make her cry by herself, without any aid.

I completely understand.

I completely understand.

But the director has already confirmed. So I...

But the director has already confirmed. So I...

Yes, but I’m saying something else.

Yes, but I’m saying something else.

Don’t stay close to your child, you’re ruining my work.

Don’t stay close to your child, you’re ruining my work.

And the way you speak to my daughter...

And the way you speak to my daughter...

- I know what I’m doing, okay? - I don’t think so.

- I know what I’m doing, okay? - I don’t think so.

“I don’t think so”... Well, yes.

“I don’t think so”... Well, yes.

What a bitch.

What a bitch.

I don’t care, it’s unbearable.

I don’t care, it’s unbearable.

- Can we find a solution? - No, no, no.

- Can we find a solution? - No, no, no.

No, you understand, not here.

No, you understand, not here.

Alright, you’re fired.

Alright, you’re fired.

I couldn’t do anything.

I couldn’t do anything.

Wait, Romy.

Wait, Romy.

All this for fake tears?

All this for fake tears?

What the fuck do you care?

What the fuck do you care?

What the fuck do I care?

What the fuck do I care?

It is with emotion that Gerard Nolleau...

It is with emotion that Gerard Nolleau...

That’s your thing!

That’s your thing!

returns to the scene of the accident.

returns to the scene of the accident.

RETURNS TO THE DRAMA AT THE CRANES

When facing his demons, Gerard couldn’t contain his emotions.

When facing his demons, Gerard couldn’t contain his emotions.

He had been heroic, but the price to pay was too high.

He had been heroic, but the price to pay was too high.

At the time of evaluation, Gerard...

At the time of evaluation, Gerard...

You’re looking at crap.

You’re looking at crap.

Can I change the channel?

Can I change the channel?

Yes.

Yes.

Go ahead, my darling.

Go ahead, my darling.

Shit.

Shit.

More shit.

More shit.

Even more shit.

Even more shit.

It’s the evening of shit.

It’s the evening of shit.

It’s cool, it was a good day.

It’s cool, it was a good day.

I loved the way that...

I loved the way that...

Ah, cool.

Ah, cool.

CONFIDENCES OF A RISING ACTOR

CANNES SPECIAL:

...she caught up with what I was doing.

...she caught up with what I was doing.

Who is it?

Who is it?

Raphaël Barelle, a great actor.

Raphaël Barelle, a great actor.

You have a film selected at Cannes.

You have a film selected at Cannes.

It’s only a small role,

It’s only a small role,

CONFIDENCES OF A RISING ACTOR

CANNES SPECIAL:

but a day with Lars...

but a day with Lars...

is worth 10 years of acting lessons.

is worth 10 years of acting lessons.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Lars is a platform of emotions.

Lars is a platform of emotions.

- Who is it? - Raphaël Barelle. She adores him.

- Who is it? - Raphaël Barelle. She adores him.

He’s the trendy actor of the moment.

He’s the trendy actor of the moment.

Do you have new plans?

Do you have new plans?

CONFIDENCES OF A RISING ACTOR

Sure. I could talk about it?

Sure. I could talk about it?

Okay, let’s do it...

Okay, let’s do it...

CONFIDENCES OF A RISING ACTOR

SCOOP: THE NEXT FILM BY R. BARELLE

Now I might do something bloody, a zombie movie.

Now I might do something bloody, a zombie movie.

Ah, a genre film?

Ah, a genre film?

- Yes. - And who will do it?

- Yes. - And who will do it?

That, I don’t know yet.

That, I don’t know yet.

It’s confidential.

It’s confidential.

Is it a big role this time?

Is it a big role this time?

Yes, it’s the lead role.

Yes, it’s the lead role.

We can’t wait to see.

We can’t wait to see.

I can imagine.

I can imagine.

You amaze me, Raphaël Barelle as a zombie.

You amaze me, Raphaël Barelle as a zombie.

He’s the next French Adam Driver.

He’s the next French Adam Driver.

- Thanks a lot. - Thanks.

- Thanks a lot. - Thanks.

Hello.

Hello.

I’m Mounir, the producer.

I’m Mounir, the producer.

- Ah, hello. - Nice to meet you.

- Ah, hello. - Nice to meet you.

Me too.

Me too.

Are you okay, not too nervous?

Are you okay, not too nervous?

Not at all, I’ve done a lot of shootings.

Not at all, I’ve done a lot of shootings.

- Great. - And then look...

- Great. - And then look...

I did a story last night with the scenario.

I did a story last night with the scenario.

Look.

Look.

134,000 views.

134,000 views.

- “Vjuse”? - Views.

- “Vjuse”? - Views.

Ah, “views”, I’m so stupid.

Ah, “views”, I’m so stupid.

Yes. I am very happy, Minour.

Yes. I am very happy, Minour.

- People are already waiting for it. - Yes, but my name is “Mounir”.

- People are already waiting for it. - Yes, but my name is “Mounir”.

“I want sincerity.”

“I want sincerity.”

“You feel fear, I want to see it on your face.”

“You feel fear, I want to see it on your face.”

“I want sincerity.”

“I want sincerity.”

“You feel fear, I want to see it on your face.”

“You feel fear, I want to see it on your face.”

“I want sincerity. I want sincerity.”

“I want sincerity. I want sincerity.”

“You feel fear, I want to see it on your face.”

“You feel fear, I want to see it on your face.”

“No, we can see how you play.”

“No, we can see how you play.”

The zombie has a very strong societal function.

The zombie has a very strong societal function.

It is globalization,

It is globalization,

consumerism,

consumerism,

globalization, capitalism,

globalization, capitalism,

it’s racism,

it’s racism,

it’s the loss of will, intolerance.

it’s the loss of will, intolerance.

Hello, I’m Armel.

Hello, I’m Armel.

I play the assistant director.

I play the assistant director.

Are you Philippe?

Are you Philippe?

We can be on a first name basis, right?

We can be on a first name basis, right?

Okay, as you wish.

Okay, as you wish.

- Yeah, let’s do like that. - Okay.

- Yeah, let’s do like that. - Okay.

See you later.

See you later.

Are there any mint candy?

Are there any mint candy?

No, if there isn’t one here, it means no.

No, if there isn’t one here, it means no.

That’s hard.

That’s hard.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

- Is it hard water? - Sorry?

- Is it hard water? - Sorry?

Is that hard water?

Is that hard water?

I don’t know.

I don’t know.

I have diarrhea, I don’t hide it.

I have diarrhea, I don’t hide it.

I only drink fresh water, I had sent a message.

I only drink fresh water, I had sent a message.

Okay, I make a note.

Okay, I make a note.

- Didn’t you read my message? - I don’t think so.

- Didn’t you read my message? - I don’t think so.

I sent it, though.

I sent it, though.

- Verify. - I’ll verify.

- Verify. - I’ll verify.

“I want you to feel the fear.”

“I want you to feel the fear.”

“I want to see it on your face.”

“I want to see it on your face.”

“I don’t want you to act.”

“I don’t want you to act.”

“We see that you are acting.”

“We see that you are acting.”

“I want you to feel real fear.”

“I want you to feel real fear.”

“I want to see it on your face.”

“I want to see it on your face.”

“I want sincerity.”

“I want sincerity.”

“I want sincerity. I want sincerity.”

“I want sincerity. I want sincerity.”

“I don’t want you to act.”

“I don’t want you to act.”

“I want you to feel fear.”

“I want you to feel fear.”

Sorry.

Sorry.

Who are you playing?

Who are you playing?

Me? It’s rather what I play.

Me? It’s rather what I play.

I’m the musician, Fatih.

I’m the musician, Fatih.

Okay, Fatih, that’s your name.

Okay, Fatih, that’s your name.

- Yeah, it’s not my job. - Yeah, that’s for sure.

- Yeah, it’s not my job. - Yeah, that’s for sure.

- We can’t all be called Philippe. - No, but I...

- We can’t all be called Philippe. - No, but I...

Please.

Please.

I think we’re all here.

I think we’re all here.

We can start, if you don’t mind.

We can start, if you don’t mind.

I’m very happy to see you all.

I’m very happy to see you all.

I am very happy for this special, atypical, risky project.

I am very happy for this special, atypical, risky project.

By the way, thank you, Ms. Matsuda, for being here. Thanks.

By the way, thank you, Ms. Matsuda, for being here. Thanks.

Thanks a lot.

Thanks a lot.

No problem. “Doitash”...

No problem. “Doitash”...

Here...

Here...

Well, it’s going to be great.

Well, it’s going to be great.

I mean, it can be great.

I mean, it can be great.

No, I’m sure it will be great.

No, I’m sure it will be great.

Hello.

Hello.

Sorry for the delay.

Sorry for the delay.

The nanny left me, my husband is not there.

The nanny left me, my husband is not there.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Shall I take care of her?

Shall I take care of her?

No, it’s not necessary.

No, it’s not necessary.

She won’t get in the way.

She won’t get in the way.

She is super quiet.

She is super quiet.

“Exactly...

“Exactly...

“we can see how bad you act.

“we can see how bad you act.

“I want to believe that what you see on your face is true.”

“I want to believe that what you see on your face is true.”

“No, Mr. Director, you can’t!”

“No, Mr. Director, you can’t!”

“I can.

“I can.

“It’s my movie!

“It’s my movie!

“I know what’s good for my movie.

“I know what’s good for my movie.

“Stay out of it.”

“Stay out of it.”

“That’s enough.

“That’s enough.

“Let’s take a break and calm down, all of us.”

“Let’s take a break and calm down, all of us.”

Very good idea.

Very good idea.

Hush.

Hush.

He may be hungry, right?

He may be hungry, right?

Excuse me, Rémi,

Excuse me, Rémi,

is it possible to avoid throwing up on myself?

is it possible to avoid throwing up on myself?

Me... I’d like to try, but my agent doesn’t want to.

Me... I’d like to try, but my agent doesn’t want to.

Don’t worry, it won’t be real vomit.

Don’t worry, it won’t be real vomit.

I know, but it’s all about my followers.

I know, but it’s all about my followers.

No problem, don’t worry.

No problem, don’t worry.

- It’s not even a topic. - Thanks.

- It’s not even a topic. - Thanks.

You’re welcome.

You’re welcome.

Rémi, can we talk a bit about the script?

Rémi, can we talk a bit about the script?

Of course.

Of course.

With Lars, compared to the script, we tried to bring things.

With Lars, compared to the script, we tried to bring things.

Okay. And?

Okay. And?

I’m not a fan of the axe. Zombies have no will.

I’m not a fan of the axe. Zombies have no will.

So, if they are using an axe, that’s nonsense to me.

So, if they are using an axe, that’s nonsense to me.

Using an axe means they have a will, but then they’re not a zombie.

Using an axe means they have a will, but then they’re not a zombie.

Oh, that’s interesting.

Oh, that’s interesting.

Yes.

Yes.

The zombie is dehumanization, that’s what terrifies the viewer.

The zombie is dehumanization, that’s what terrifies the viewer.

The axe has re-humanized them, so they are less scary.

The axe has re-humanized them, so they are less scary.

They are less scary with the axe?

They are less scary with the axe?

Yes.

Yes.

Ah, that’s interesting.

Ah, that’s interesting.

Well, yeah.

Well, yeah.

Excuse me, I listen without listening.

Excuse me, I listen without listening.

You know, there are many kinds of zombies.

You know, there are many kinds of zombies.

There are some who go super fast, or who talk...

There are some who go super fast, or who talk...

I’m not telling you to shut your mouth. But I’m talking to the director here.

I’m not telling you to shut your mouth. But I’m talking to the director here.

Wait... I’ll think about it.

Wait... I’ll think about it.

I promise you, I’ll think about it.

I promise you, I’ll think about it.

What do you think?

What do you think?

About what?

About what?

All right, then, be careful, it is a Japanese script.

All right, then, be careful, it is a Japanese script.

They know more than us about zombies.

They know more than us about zombies.

But I will consider it.

But I will consider it.

It’s interesting. Promised.

It’s interesting. Promised.

Hey, he’s hungry, huh?

Hey, he’s hungry, huh?

He is hungry.

He is hungry.

It’s impressive.

It’s impressive.

It’s super, the rehearsals.

It’s super, the rehearsals.

It’s my first time, it’s great.

It’s my first time, it’s great.

What’s the matter?

What’s the matter?

I find it a little disgusting.

I find it a little disgusting.

Why?

Why?

Giving the nipple in front of everyone.

Giving the nipple in front of everyone.

It’s beautiful.

It’s beautiful.

It’s nature, it’s not disgusting.

It’s nature, it’s not disgusting.

- Not disgusting? - No.

- Not disgusting? - No.

If I took my ball out and had it sucked by an infant...

If I took my ball out and had it sucked by an infant...

wouldn’t it shock you?

wouldn’t it shock you?

It has nothing to do with that.

It has nothing to do with that.

It’s got a little bit to do with it, buddy.

It’s got a little bit to do with it, buddy.

Nobody works here?

Apparently they’re taking a break.

Jerk-offs.

BEFORE

WEEKS

THREE

We’ll start up there.

We’ll start up there.

- You take the camera and the axe. - Okay.

- You take the camera and the axe. - Okay.

Here, Fredo?

Here, Fredo?

There are none of my props.

There are none of my props.

There is still my monologue.

There is still my monologue.

- Is this the latest version? - Look at the title.

- Is this the latest version? - Look at the title.

The new version is great, well done.

The new version is great, well done.

Thanks.

Thanks.

It just have to be validated by the Japanese company.

It just have to be validated by the Japanese company.

Do they have to validate it?

Do they have to validate it?

History of...

History of...

What works over there doesn’t necessarily work here.

What works over there doesn’t necessarily work here.

There’s some very Japanese-Japan stuff.

There’s some very Japanese-Japan stuff.

What?

What?

What you said is super racist.

What you said is super racist.

Nonsense, we’re not Japanese.

Nonsense, we’re not Japanese.

There are things we don’t understand the same way.

There are things we don’t understand the same way.

There is Chinese-China, Polish-Poland humor.

There is Chinese-China, Polish-Poland humor.

- Or Tunisian-Tunisia. - Or Spanish-Spain, I got it.

- Or Tunisian-Tunisia. - Or Spanish-Spain, I got it.

- So? - Don’t say that to Ms. Matsuda.

- So? - Don’t say that to Ms. Matsuda.

Yes?

Yes?

“Racist”, that’s nonsense.

“Racist”, that’s nonsense.

Right, we leave like this.

Right, we leave like this.

We turn around.

We turn around.

Raphaël, get in place.

Raphaël, get in place.

There, we stay like that.

There, we stay like that.

We go around.

We go around.

There, we see the team.

There, we see the team.

Go ahead, Jonathan, the pole.

Go ahead, Jonathan, the pole.

And here, we put ourselves behind.

And here, we put ourselves behind.

Like this.

Like this.

Okay.

Okay.

You kept the axe.

You kept the axe.

Um, yes.

Um, yes.

It’s stupid.

It’s stupid.

We’re missing something here.

We’re missing something here.

The image of zombies, you see?

The image of zombies, you see?

That’s a shame-- Stop, please.

That’s a shame-- Stop, please.

Are you stupid or what?

Are you stupid or what?

He’s a moron.

He’s a moron.

Hold on, calm down.

Hold on, calm down.

Yes, but we were talking here.

Yes, but we were talking here.

Give up the...

Give up the...

Sorry, but we’re missing the image of zombies. I told you about it.

Sorry, but we’re missing the image of zombies. I told you about it.

I say...

I say...

Damn.

Damn.

It sucks.

It sucks.

- Mounir? - Yes?

- Mounir? - Yes?

Is there a problem if I use fake tears?

Is there a problem if I use fake tears?

No worries.

No worries.

Go ahead, it’s cinema.

Go ahead, it’s cinema.

Thanks.

Thanks.

You’re welcome.

You’re welcome.

We don’t give a fuck about that.

We don’t give a fuck about that.

Rémi, it’s going to be fine.

Rémi, it’s going to be fine.

Tears, not tears, we don’t give a fuck.

Tears, not tears, we don’t give a fuck.

Okay, good.

Okay, good.

But where are they?

But where are they?

- I’m here. - Not you, the actors.

- I’m here. - Not you, the actors.

Oh, they are...

Oh, they are...

Alright, let’s take a break.

Alright, let’s take a break.

I thought of something lethal.

I thought of something lethal.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah?

We are going to add gratin sounds.

We are going to add gratin sounds.

- Gratin? - Squeaky stuff

- Gratin? - Squeaky stuff

to give a creepy side, you know?

to give a creepy side, you know?

- Ah, squeaks. - Yes, squeaks.

- Ah, squeaks. - Yes, squeaks.

Because you said “gratin”.

Because you said “gratin”.

Things that scratch, then squeak, you see?

Things that scratch, then squeak, you see?

- You see, what a gratin is-- - Forget the gratin.

- You see, what a gratin is-- - Forget the gratin.

I’m talking about squeaks.

I’m talking about squeaks.

It’s gonna be deadly. It’s gonna be creepy.

It’s gonna be deadly. It’s gonna be creepy.

It’ll be great.

It’ll be great.

Great.

Great.

Is that Dad’s script?

Is that Dad’s script?

What is it about?

What is it about?

A director triggers a zombie curse to be able to film...

A director triggers a zombie curse to be able to film...

with real zombies, and everyone becomes zombies.

with real zombies, and everyone becomes zombies.

Seriously?

Seriously?

- Is it good? - Yes, it’s funny.

- Is it good? - Yes, it’s funny.

It can be good.

It can be good.

However, you have to love zombies.

However, you have to love zombies.

Don’t you feel like it?

Don’t you feel like it?

Like what?

Like what?

To play in it.

To play in it.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

You don’t want to be an actress again?

You don’t want to be an actress again?

Instead of getting excited for Krav-Maga.

Instead of getting excited for Krav-Maga.

I’m not excited, it’s just a hobby.

I’m not excited, it’s just a hobby.

You need an average hobby.

You need an average hobby.

Word Scramble, Sudoku, yes.

Word Scramble, Sudoku, yes.

But Krav-Maga...

But Krav-Maga...

I no longer want to be an actress at all.

I no longer want to be an actress at all.

It’s really not for me.

It’s really not for me.

You were really good.

You were really good.

By the way...

By the way...

Do you know who plays in Dad’s movie?

Do you know who plays in Dad’s movie?

Hey.

Hey.

- Everything’s fine? - Yeah, fine.

- Everything’s fine? - Yeah, fine.

BEFORE

WEEKS

TWO

Ah, is it you, Frank?

Ah, is it you, Frank?

What’s happening to you? You want to act?

What’s happening to you? You want to act?

Is this blood? Where will the blood be?

Is this blood? Where will the blood be?

In the mouth. Go!

In the mouth. Go!

- In his mouth? - Yes.

- In his mouth? - Yes.

- Ah, my arm. - Here?

- Ah, my arm. - Here?

Ah, my arm.

Ah, my arm.

You’re freaking out, okay.

You’re freaking out, okay.

The arm...

The arm...

Here.

Here.

Ouch, my back.

Ouch, my back.

What’s the matter?

What’s the matter?

Two minutes for me. Sorry.

Two minutes for me. Sorry.

No problem.

No problem.

Ah, lumbar spine of a bitch!

Ah, lumbar spine of a bitch!

Ah motherfucker, shit!

Ah motherfucker, shit!

Ah, his mother...

Ah, his mother...

Oh, motherfucker.

Oh, motherfucker.

- Can I talk to you? - Of course.

- Can I talk to you? - Of course.

It concerns the drinking.

It concerns the drinking.

- Don’t worry. - Exactly...

- Don’t worry. - Exactly...

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

I’m not a fan of the replica.

I’m not a fan of the replica.

Antoine’s arm.

Antoine’s arm.

Why?

Why?

It is stupid, it looks like the guy is doing a puzzle.

It is stupid, it looks like the guy is doing a puzzle.

There’s an arm on the ground, his buddy has one arm missing. We got it, right?

There’s an arm on the ground, his buddy has one arm missing. We got it, right?

I pass for a fool.

I pass for a fool.

Yes, I mean, your character...

Yes, I mean, your character...

My character is me.

My character is me.

Don’t play with words.

Don’t play with words.

It looks like Scooby-Doo.

It looks like Scooby-Doo.

- What would you say? - Nothing.

- What would you say? - Nothing.

- It’s not my job to write. - No, but in real life?

- It’s not my job to write. - No, but in real life?

- Are you kidding me? - Not at all.

- Are you kidding me? - Not at all.

The real life?

The real life?

- It’s a zombie movie! - Yes.

- It’s a zombie movie! - Yes.

Nothing is coherent or realistic.

Nothing is coherent or realistic.

If a director talks to me like that, I ought to slap him.

If a director talks to me like that, I ought to slap him.

Raphaël,

Raphaël,

you are super good.

you are super good.

What you give off is...

What you give off is...

solid, you see, massive.

solid, you see, massive.

Honestly, don’t worry.

Honestly, don’t worry.

It’s American style, you show it, that’s Adam Driver over there.

It’s American style, you show it, that’s Adam Driver over there.

I know, but I’m not talking about that.

I know, but I’m not talking about that.

I’m talking to you about truthfulness. Well, you understand nothing.

I’m talking to you about truthfulness. Well, you understand nothing.

And if we discovered the arm...

And if we discovered the arm...

with a big zoom in?

with a big zoom in?

It sucks, a zoom.

It sucks, a zoom.

Yes, but if we do it well...

Yes, but if we do it well...

it might be super cool.

it might be super cool.

We are here and the zombie arrives.

We are here and the zombie arrives.

Bam, we zoom in.

Bam, we zoom in.

Vroom, zoom out again.

Vroom, zoom out again.

Whoo, we come back.

Whoo, we come back.

You’re too close.

You’re too close.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Are there any toilets on the site?

Are there any toilets on the site?

No, but we are going to have Algeco installed.

No, but we are going to have Algeco installed.

Okay. I’d like to know where and when the info comes.

Okay. I’d like to know where and when the info comes.

Understood.

Understood.

Because I had sent you an email.

Because I had sent you an email.

Okay, sorry, I didn’t see it.

Okay, sorry, I didn’t see it.

Didn’t you read it?

Didn’t you read it?

I don’t know, maybe we didn’t get it.

I don’t know, maybe we didn’t get it.

You don’t read the emails that I send you?

You don’t read the emails that I send you?

I am sorry.

I am sorry.

I sent the email.

I sent the email.

Yes.

Yes.

I sent the email.

I sent the email.

I get it. It’s my fault, I’m sorry.

I get it. It’s my fault, I’m sorry.

I sent it to you.

I sent it to you.

BEFORE

WEEK

ONE

Ms. Matsuda is waiting for the return original authors.

Ms. Matsuda is waiting for the return original authors.

But she thinks some things...

But she thinks some things...

are incomprehensible and some are dumb.

are incomprehensible and some are dumb.

Ah, dumb...

Ah, dumb...

Yes, it’s interesting.

Yes, it’s interesting.

But rightly so...

But rightly so...

The idea was to help us understand better.

The idea was to help us understand better.

The French public is not accustomed to this kind of films.

The French public is not accustomed to this kind of films.

They are not always at the level of the Japanese.

They are not always at the level of the Japanese.

Like with the Hi-Fi, for example.

Like with the Hi-Fi, for example.

Is your Hi-Fi the dumbest thing you’ve got? You’re creating problems here.

Is your Hi-Fi the dumbest thing you’ve got? You’re creating problems here.

No, I’m trying to solve them.

No, I’m trying to solve them.

So that we can better understand the story.

So that we can better understand the story.

We don’t care about the story. We do what the Japanese want.

We don’t care about the story. We do what the Japanese want.

We have to stop saying “the Japanese”.

We have to stop saying “the Japanese”.

They did Pearl Harbor too, the Japanese.

They did Pearl Harbor too, the Japanese.

Don’t translate.

Don’t translate.

Please.

Please.

Pearl Harbor...

Pearl Harbor...

Can you stop your thing, Fatih?

Can you stop your thing, Fatih?

Excuse.

Excuse.

Are you working?

Are you working?

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Yes, well, I...

Yes, well, I...

It’s not bad, your T-shirt.

It’s not bad, your T-shirt.

He pisses me off, Tarantino.

He pisses me off, Tarantino.

There, you come back, you want your arm.

There, you come back, you want your arm.

Arm!

Arm!

There, that’s good.

There, that’s good.

You, you’re scared and you...

You, you’re scared and you...

Bam!

Bam!

Great. And there, the arm...

Great. And there, the arm...

will land on Ava. Okay?

will land on Ava. Okay?

You, the director, you live, you don’t stand still.

You, the director, you live, you don’t stand still.

Does that suit you?

Does that suit you?

I mean, would that make you feel better?

I mean, would that make you feel better?

No, well, anyway, that’s not the problem.

No, well, anyway, that’s not the problem.

Agree...

Agree...

But how many times can a zombie die?

But how many times can a zombie die?

I would say 9 times.

I would say 9 times.

That is cats.

That is cats.

Why do you want to know that?

Why do you want to know that?

Well, it’s not clear.

Well, it’s not clear.

We kill them, they come back.

We kill them, they come back.

We kill them again, they come back again.

We kill them again, they come back again.

- Then, nothing more, we understand nothing. - Okay, fine.

- Then, nothing more, we understand nothing. - Okay, fine.

- And there is something that would suit you? - Yeah.

- And there is something that would suit you? - Yeah.

That we had a real director.

That we had a real director.

Wow, that exit.

Wow, that exit.

No, it’s normal, it’s getting closer.

No, it’s normal, it’s getting closer.

- We don’t all handle stress the same way. - Rémi, the wig bothers me.

- We don’t all handle stress the same way. - Rémi, the wig bothers me.

No, that’s great.

No, that’s great.

It is Kill Bill and Pulp Fiction and we need it to...

It is Kill Bill and Pulp Fiction and we need it to...

- The axe. - Let’s take a break, so...

- The axe. - Let’s take a break, so...

I’m going back to the cabin.

I’m going back to the cabin.

Okay, let’s take a break.

Okay, let’s take a break.

Excuse me. Don’t you think my role is a little small?

Excuse me. Don’t you think my role is a little small?

No, there are no small roles, there are only small actors.

No, there are no small roles, there are only small actors.

There are also small roles.

There are also small roles.

Is your back better?

Is your back better?

I can do it, you know?

I can do it, you know?

Forget it. 30 minutes with the camera on the shoulder, it’s not a girl’s thing.

Forget it. 30 minutes with the camera on the shoulder, it’s not a girl’s thing.

Because you can make a point with your dick?

Because you can make a point with your dick?

You know what I mean.

You know what I mean.

No, I don’t.

No, I don’t.

Not easy with Raphaël.

Not easy with Raphaël.

No one is easy.

No one is easy.

I know.

I know.

Well, I have good news.

Well, I have good news.

- Oh, yes? - Yes.

- Oh, yes? - Yes.

I take pills so I don’t drink and I’ll be sober on set.

I take pills so I don’t drink and I’ll be sober on set.

These are super strong pills, you can’t drink when you take them.

These are super strong pills, you can’t drink when you take them.

Okay.

Okay.

You can do it?

You can do it?

Yes.

Yes.

There’s my monologue and everything.

There’s my monologue and everything.

Then it ruins my life too much.

Then it ruins my life too much.

You see?

You see?

- Yes? - It’s my daughter.

- Yes? - It’s my daughter.

She is beautiful.

She is beautiful.

She doesn’t want to see me anymore.

She doesn’t want to see me anymore.

I ruined everything with her.

I ruined everything with her.

I would have preferred to be a good father, but...

I would have preferred to be a good father, but...

That’s why I have to do it.

That’s why I have to do it.

But it’s hard.

But it’s hard.

When I don’t drink, it’s too hard.

When I don’t drink, it’s too hard.

It’s okay.

It’s okay.

Hold on, Philippe.

Hold on, Philippe.

Quiet.

Quiet.

It is too hard.

It is too hard.

Philippe, don’t cry.

Philippe, don’t cry.

It’s okay, man.

It’s okay, man.

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Yes, I’m fine.

Yes, I’m fine.

Did the rehearsal go well?

Did the rehearsal go well?

Yes.

Yes.

I mean, so-so.

I mean, so-so.

There’s no reason for it to go wrong.

There’s no reason for it to go wrong.

And there is no reason why it should go well.

And there is no reason why it should go well.

BEFORE

DAY

ONE

Hello.

Hello.

Konichiwa.

Konichiwa.

Ms. Matsuda spoke with the authors.

Ms. Matsuda spoke with the authors.

They want you to stay faithful to the original text.

They want you to stay faithful to the original text.

I have remained faithful.

I have remained faithful.

Even more faithful.

Even more faithful.

We can’t even change the pronouns.

We can’t even change the pronouns.

Not even the pronouns?

Not even the pronouns?

But we’ll look like idiots.

But we’ll look like idiots.

“Like us at Pearl Harbor.”

“Like us at Pearl Harbor.”

Fatih, shut up.

Fatih, shut up.

Sorry.

Sorry.

BEFORE

HOUR

ONE

Is it good?

Is it good?

We are going down.

We are going down.

We plan it off-screen and put it back in place.

We plan it off-screen and put it back in place.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello, Nadia.

Hello, Nadia.

Thanks for your hospitality.

Thanks for your hospitality.

With pleasure.

With pleasure.

Hello.

Hello.

- Does she want to see her father work? - Right.

- Does she want to see her father work? - Right.

- Does she want to be a director? - Yes.

- Does she want to be a director? - Yes.

The apple don’t fall far from the tree.

The apple don’t fall far from the tree.

- Rémi? - Yes?

- Rémi? - Yes?

- What are these Japanese pronouns? - So...

- What are these Japanese pronouns? - So...

You don’t, I hope.

You don’t, I hope.

Damn, I can’t believe it.

Damn, I can’t believe it.

It’s just out of space.

It’s just out of space.

Laurent becomes “Akira”.

Laurent becomes “Akira”.

Muriel is “Natsumi” and Anais becomes “Chinatsu”?

Muriel is “Natsumi” and Anais becomes “Chinatsu”?

- It’s absurd. - I agree.

- It’s absurd. - I agree.

And I am “Ken”?

And I am “Ken”?

No wonder I’m Ken.

No wonder I’m Ken.

Hey, on the other hand-- Don’t laugh.

Hey, on the other hand-- Don’t laugh.

No...

No...

Don’t laugh, I’m the one on the screen!

Don’t laugh, I’m the one on the screen!

Johanna wants to see you.

Johanna wants to see you.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Wait, there is a more serious problem than ours?

Wait, there is a more serious problem than ours?

Hello, everyone.

Hello, everyone.

Hello.

Hello.

Is something going on?

Is something going on?

Gaby and Mélanie are at the hospital. They had an accident on the road.

Gaby and Mélanie are at the hospital. They had an accident on the road.

Shit, what were they doing together?

Shit, what were they doing together?

Well, the actors...

Well, the actors...

- They have a history. - But they are fine.

- They have a history. - But they are fine.

We don’t care about that.

We don’t care about that.

We continue.

We continue.

- We do without them. - How?

- We do without them. - How?

Can’t we adapt the script?

Can’t we adapt the script?

Not at all.

Not at all.

It is the main roles and starts in 45 min.

It is the main roles and starts in 45 min.

Let’s get replacements.

Let’s get replacements.

We are two hours from Paris.

We are two hours from Paris.

Should we recruit in the Yvelines?

Should we recruit in the Yvelines?

They have to know the script.

They have to know the script.

And be credible as a director and make-up artist.

And be credible as a director and make-up artist.

Without a miracle, you can’t find actors like that.

Without a miracle, you can’t find actors like that.

Do you have a better idea?

Do you have a better idea?

I know the script and I am credible as a director.

I know the script and I am credible as a director.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Thank you, great.

Thank you, great.

Okay it’s great, I like it.

Okay it’s great, I like it.

Me too, I really like it.

Me too, I really like it.

There was a serious side to Carlos, but that shirt... it’s not bad.

There was a serious side to Carlos, but that shirt... it’s not bad.

Great, thanks Fatih.

Great, thanks Fatih.

Without the make-up artist, half of the problem remains intact.

Without the make-up artist, half of the problem remains intact.

Yes, shit, the make-up artist.

Yes, shit, the make-up artist.

Here.

Here.

She has been an actress and has read the screenplay a hundred times.

She has been an actress and has read the screenplay a hundred times.

Wait. Sorry. Excuse me.

Wait. Sorry. Excuse me.

Hold on, one second.

Hold on, one second.

Why are you getting involved?

Why are you getting involved?

Any better idea?

Any better idea?

She is unable to control herself while acting.

She is unable to control herself while acting.

At some point, she tips over and believes that everything is true.

At some point, she tips over and believes that everything is true.

You have no idea how many problems we had.

You have no idea how many problems we had.

With the actors, the insurances.

With the actors, the insurances.

I don’t want to repay for 6 years.

I don’t want to repay for 6 years.

It’s out of the question.

It’s out of the question.

We may end up in deep shit.

We may end up in deep shit.

It’s out of the question.

It’s out of the question.

He’s right.

He’s right.

It’s not what was planned.

It’s not what was planned.

But one, we have no choice.

But one, we have no choice.

And two, Nadia is an actress.

And two, Nadia is an actress.

And not only is she an actress, but also...

And not only is she an actress, but also...

She... she’s really an actress.

She... she’s really an actress.

In a nutshell...

In a nutshell...

Don’t worry, I’m used to...

Don’t worry, I’m used to...

I mean, I got this.

I mean, I got this.

Rémi, can I talk to you for a sec?

Rémi, can I talk to you for a sec?

Well, we had our differences.

Well, we had our differences.

It’s okay.

It’s okay.

But now, we agree, don’t we?

But now, we agree, don’t we?

We have to stop.

We have to stop.

No, never mind.

No, never mind.

We have an audience waiting for us, we can’t.

We have an audience waiting for us, we can’t.

If we can, we must. But...

If we can, we must. But...

what we can’t do is make fun of people.

what we can’t do is make fun of people.

Trust me, don’t worry.

Trust me, don’t worry.

It is not that I worry, it’s that you worry me.

It is not that I worry, it’s that you worry me.

Everything worries me.

Everything worries me.

I can hear you.

I can hear you.

The Japanese pronouns, then the actors are changed at the last minute

The Japanese pronouns, then the actors are changed at the last minute

and the screenplay isn’t worked out.

and the screenplay isn’t worked out.

We are going to make the worst movie in the world.

We are going to make the worst movie in the world.

Listen, Raphaël.

Listen, Raphaël.

You’re at the top of a big diving board...

You’re at the top of a big diving board...

at the edge of the void.

at the edge of the void.

You’re a little scared, it’s normal.

You’re a little scared, it’s normal.

But if you do it...

But if you do it...

your dive will be insane.

your dive will be insane.

And down there, a hot bath is waiting for you.

And down there, a hot bath is waiting for you.

Or a swimming pool without a float.

Or a swimming pool without a float.

Or a swimming pool without floats. I’m not telling you it’s a done deal.

Or a swimming pool without floats. I’m not telling you it’s a done deal.

I’m telling you it’s possible.

I’m telling you it’s possible.

If we all focus, we can do it.

If we all focus, we can do it.

It’s like in the theater, at the moment T, we will all sublimate ourselves.

It’s like in the theater, at the moment T, we will all sublimate ourselves.

- Did you do theater? - No, but who cares.

- Did you do theater? - No, but who cares.

We all have to believe in it.

We all have to believe in it.

And I need you to lead everyone.

And I need you to lead everyone.

And remember that we are not immune to a miracle.

And remember that we are not immune to a miracle.

Nor a big dung.

Nor a big dung.

There is always that risk.

There is always that risk.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Agent Greg I looked at the contract.

Agent Greg There’s nothing we can do.

Agent Greg Sorry.

Agent Greg You have to do it.

Good.

Good.

We are going to bet everything on the miracle.

We are going to bet everything on the miracle.

There you are.

There you are.

Is that Jonathan’s canteen?

Is that Jonathan’s canteen?

Yes, we forgot his water.

Yes, we forgot his water.

Shit.

Shit.

He pisses us off with his “hard water”.

He pisses us off with his “hard water”.

Besides, the guy is obnoxious.

Besides, the guy is obnoxious.

I can’t blame him.

I can’t blame him.

He’s an asshole.

He’s an asshole.

I don’t care if it makes him shit.

I don’t care if it makes him shit.

As the cast has changed, there may be small errors.

As the cast has changed, there may be small errors.

But we do not care.

But we do not care.

Errors, accidents...

Errors, accidents...

Shit.

Shit.

- Sorry. - Great, thank you.

- Sorry. - Great, thank you.

So little mistakes, accidents, we make use of them.

So little mistakes, accidents, we make use of them.

Unless something serious, we continue.

Unless something serious, we continue.

We don’t stop the camera.

We don’t stop the camera.

Stay focused on your part.

Stay focused on your part.

So accept-- Hey, what’s that?

So accept-- Hey, what’s that?

It’s sake. It’s a gift from Mrs. Matsuda.

It’s sake. It’s a gift from Mrs. Matsuda.

Well, now is not the time.

Well, now is not the time.

We’ll talk about it later, okay?

We’ll talk about it later, okay?

So accept whatever happens.

So accept whatever happens.

And rest assured, nothing serious will happen.

And rest assured, nothing serious will happen.

Okay?

Okay?

So now is the time.

So now is the time.

So it’s up to you to play.

So it’s up to you to play.

Well, it’s up to us.

Well, it’s up to us.

So come on, let’s go! Damn everyone!!

So come on, let’s go! Damn everyone!!

Thank you, Fatih.

Thank you, Fatih.

BEFORE

MINUTE

ONE

How are you?

How are you?

Hmm, hm, okay.

Hmm, hm, okay.

It is stage fright, it always happens to me.

It is stage fright, it always happens to me.

Do you want some water?

Do you want some water?

No, I have mine, it’s fine.

No, I have mine, it’s fine.

“No, please...”

“No, please...”

“Aaah... No, no, no.”

“Aaah... No, no, no.”

“I want sincerity.”

“I want sincerity.”

- Okay, shit. See you later. - Thanks.

- Okay, shit. See you later. - Thanks.

Stand-by in 30 seconds.

Stand-by in 30 seconds.

“The 31st.”

“The 31st.”

“How many times was it?” “The 31st time.”

“How many times was it?” “The 31st time.”

“This place is really charged.”

“This place is really charged.”

“This place is really charged.”

“This place is really charged.”

“I don’t know if it’s a rumor or not.”

“I don’t know if it’s a rumor or not.”

- “31st.” - “I don’t know.”

- “31st.” - “I don’t know.”

“He has no more arms?”

“He has no more arms?”

“No, but he’s dead.”

“No, but he’s dead.”

“He no longer has an arm, is it his arm?”

“He no longer has an arm, is it his arm?”

“It’s Yamakoshi’s arm.”

“It’s Yamakoshi’s arm.”

“We see how you act.”

“We see how you act.”

“And in addition, we can see how bad your acting is.”

“And in addition, we can see how bad your acting is.”

“Me, I want sincerity.”

“Me, I want sincerity.”

“Sincerity.”

“Sincerity.”

“I beg you, no. No, aaah!”

“I beg you, no. No, aaah!”

“Aaah...”

“Aaah...”

“No no!”

“No no!”

Stand-by in 10...

Stand-by in 10...

Wait, where is he, Philippe?

Wait, where is he, Philippe?

Philippe, damn it, Philippe!

Philippe, damn it, Philippe!

I was in the bathroom.

I was in the bathroom.

Bathroom.

Bathroom.

He said “bathroom”?

He said “bathroom”?

Action.

Action.

“I beg you, no!”

“I beg you, no!”

Please, please!

Please, please!

Cut.

Cut.

How many times was it?

How many times was it?

The 31st time.

The 31st time.

Good...

Good...

Isn’t that Rémi Bouillon?

Yes, it’s the director.

Isn’t that weird?

This is the last scene.

This is the last scene.

I didn’t know he could act.

I didn’t know he could act.

...the whole movie is a failure.

...the whole movie is a failure.

I want to see terror in your eyes.

I want to see terror in your eyes.

I was trying to show that.

I was trying to show that.

Yes.

Yes.

We see that you are acting.

We see that you are acting.

Hush!

Hush!

And besides, we can see how bad your acting is.

And besides, we can see how bad your acting is.

I want sincerity.

I want sincerity.

I want real tears.

I want real tears.

You play like shit!

You play like shit!

- All day on your cell phone. - Damn, he delivers.

- All day on your cell phone. - Damn, he delivers.

There, he improvises.

There, he improvises.

Oh?

Oh?

We need that fucking last scene!

We need that fucking last scene!

You are stopping us from getting it because you suck!

You are stopping us from getting it because you suck!

You’re at c--

You’re at c--

What’s wrong with you, asshole?

What’s wrong with you, asshole?

You piss me off!

You piss me off!

It’s my movie, shut the fuck up!

It’s my movie, shut the fuck up!

You’ve been pissing me off since the start!

You’ve been pissing me off since the start!

So shut the fuck up!

So shut the fuck up!

He strays from the script.

He strays from the script.

But he’s good.

But he’s good.

Everyone calm down.

Everyone calm down.

We take a 15 minutes break.

We take a 15 minutes break.

No thanks.

No thanks.

I’ll get some fresh air.

I’ll get some fresh air.

He’s right, but I can’t do it.

He’s right, but I can’t do it.

How was it?

How was it?

Great.

Great.

You came out strong.

You came out strong.

I didn’t remember my lines, so it came out as it came.

I didn’t remember my lines, so it came out as it came.

We saw that.

We saw that.

- But how was it? - Yes, yes. Super.

- But how was it? - Yes, yes. Super.

- See you tonight. - Yes, if you want.

- See you tonight. - Yes, if you want.

I tried a voice that was a bit...

I tried a voice that was a bit...

31st time, it makes no sense.

31st time, it makes no sense.

Sorry.

Sorry.

No, Chinatsu, it’s not your fault.

No, Chinatsu, it’s not your fault.

Higurashi is totally insane.

Higurashi is totally insane.

These pronouns seems like a punishment.

These pronouns seems like a punishment.

No, it’s not that bad, don’t worry.

No, it’s not that bad, don’t worry.

Is that how you’re going to play? Great, it’s very believable. Cool.

Is that how you’re going to play? Great, it’s very believable. Cool.

Here, during the war...

Here, during the war...

on this ground,

on this ground,

the Japanese army would have made experiments.

the Japanese army would have made experiments.

The Japanese army?

The Japanese army?

It’s like the movie.

It’s like the movie.

I have a problem with Philippe.

I have a problem with Philippe.

Severe?

Severe?

It might be a huge problem, yes.

It might be a huge problem, yes.

He’s playing in a minute.

He’s playing in a minute.

- Philippe? - What’s happening?

- Philippe? - What’s happening?

Damn. Philippe, wake up.

Damn. Philippe, wake up.

Philippe!

Philippe!

He took a box with sake.

He took a box with sake.

No, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no.

Fuck off.

Fuck off.

Fuck off.

Fuck off.

Go get the signs. Hurry up!

Go get the signs. Hurry up!

Philippe.

Philippe.

Come on.

Come on.

I’m fine.

I’m fine.

Okay?

Okay?

No, no...

No, no...

Wow, that noise was weird.

Wow, that noise was weird.

Really very weird.

Really very weird.

Fuck, fuck it.

Fuck, fuck it.

I-I messed up, huh?

I-I messed up, huh?

Come on, come.

Come on, come.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Hurry up.

Hurry up.

I screwed up.

I screwed up.

Hush.

Hush.

WE HAVE A SMALL PROBLEM. IMPROVISE

WE HAVE A SMALL PROBLEM. IMPROVISE

Say, Natsumi, do you have zobies?

Say, Natsumi, do you have zobies?

- “Zobies”? - Yes, zobies.

- “Zobies”? - Yes, zobies.

Passions, something that interests you. Zobies.

Passions, something that interests you. Zobies.

Do you know where we are?

Do you know where we are?

Because right now, I’m a little lost.

Because right now, I’m a little lost.

I’m in the dark.

I’m in the dark.

I do some Krav-Maga.

I do some Krav-Maga.

Where are we now?

It is not clear.

But what are they talking about?

That’s exactly what’s not clear.

Done it for a long time?

Done it for a long time?

A year.

A year.

Yes, about a year.

Yes, about a year.

A year.

A year.

That’s a long time.

That’s a long time.

It’s a very long time.

It’s a very long time.

Rémi, we can’t continue here.

Rémi, we can’t continue here.

We are ready, send out Armel.

We are ready, send out Armel.

That’s great.

That’s great.

It’s just two points. It’s all stupid.

It’s just two points. It’s all stupid.

I want to smoke again.

I want to smoke again.

It’s you, Hosoda?

It’s you, Hosoda?

You scared me.

You scared me.

What happened to you?

What happened to you?

Ah, do you want to act?

Ah, do you want to act?

Don’t worry, we’ll find you a role.

Don’t worry, we’ll find you a role.

What is this? Blood?

What is this? Blood?

But...

But...

Ah, it’s disgusting.

Ah, it’s disgusting.

Help, help me!

Help, help me!

It’s disgusting.

It’s disgusting.

He puked me, damn it.

He puked me, damn it.

- But it’s fake. - No, it stinks like real vomit.

- But it’s fake. - No, it stinks like real vomit.

No it’s fake, but has a real stench.

No it’s fake, but has a real stench.

Johanna, come here.

Johanna, come here.

At the same time, it’s really zombie-like.

At the same time, it’s really zombie-like.

- Oh, yeah? - Yes, it is.

- Oh, yeah? - Yes, it is.

Wait, Ken, the watch is on time.

Wait, Ken, the watch is on time.

This watch looks familiar.

This watch looks familiar.

Okay, it’s good.

Okay, it’s good.

It’s great.

It’s great.

Thanks, Philippe.

Thanks, Philippe.

Very funny.

Very funny.

Damn... You’re a pain in the ass.

Damn... You’re a pain in the ass.

I vomited a little.

I vomited a little.

Yes, we saw.

Yes, we saw.

- It never happened to me before. - Come on, hurry up.

- It never happened to me before. - Come on, hurry up.

I had to eat, maybe it wasn’t fresh.

I had to eat, maybe it wasn’t fresh.

Or they put Antabuse in my drink.

Or they put Antabuse in my drink.

His arm is missing.

His arm is missing.

It’s Yamakoshi’s arm.

It’s Yamakoshi’s arm.

My God!

My God!

Watch out, Chinatsu!

Watch out, Chinatsu!

Watch out.

Watch out.

Stop!

Stop!

Don’t do it, stop!

Don’t do it, stop!

Hosoda, wake up, oh!

Hosoda, wake up, oh!

It’s Mrs. Matsuda who suggested this scene.

It’s Mrs. Matsuda who suggested this scene.

She finds this zombie very good.

She finds this zombie very good.

Okay, fine.

Okay, fine.

What’s going on here?

What’s going on here?

I vomited again.

I vomited again.

I don’t know what I have--

I don’t know what I have--

Shh, be quiet.

Shh, be quiet.

Sorry.

Sorry.

I swear, shut the fuck up.

I swear, shut the fuck up.

He wants his arm.

He wants his arm.

Chinatsu, catch it.

Chinatsu, catch it.

Take him away, Ken.

Take him away, Ken.

Is this what you want, zombie?

Is this what you want, zombie?

Come and get it, zombie.

Come and get it, zombie.

Come on!

Come on!

What’s happening?

What’s happening?

You’re stuck.

You’re stuck.

Get me out of this shit.

Get me out of this shit.

I can’t, you’re stuck.

I can’t, you’re stuck.

Is this what you want?

Is this what you want?

Well, try to get it.

Well, try to get it.

Wait, but where are they?

Wait, but where are they?

Don’t bother, there’s no camera.

Don’t bother, there’s no camera.

Shit.

Shit.

Where are they?

Where are they?

It’s not possible.

It’s not possible.

Fuck it.

Fuck it.

The cut off arm. What?

The cut off arm. What?

You stink, man. I don’t know what you’ve done.

You stink, man. I don’t know what you’ve done.

Rémi, we have a problem.

Rémi, we have a problem.

Me too.

Me too.

Hurry, you must go right now.

Hurry, you must go right now.

What?

What?

Shit.

Shit.

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

I don’t feel well.

I don’t feel well.

Go back.

Go back.

What’s going on, Yamakoshi?

What’s going on, Yamakoshi?

Don’t you realize what you are?

Don’t you realize what you are?

You no longer have any identity.

You no longer have any identity.

You no longer have a will.

You no longer have a will.

Is that it, Yamakoshi?

Is that it, Yamakoshi?

A victim of globalization?

A victim of globalization?

A rot of the system.

A rot of the system.

You’re post-apocalyptic shit.

You’re post-apocalyptic shit.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Keep busy.

Keep busy.

What are you doing? You suck.

What are you doing? You suck.

Apart from being screwed by the system of capitalism?

Apart from being screwed by the system of capitalism?

Thanks.

Thanks.

You have no soul.

You have no soul.

Arm, arm, arm...!

Arm, arm, arm...!

How are you?

How are you?

I’m at a loss here.

I’m at a loss here.

I failed.

I failed.

But it’s okay, I’m going to catch up on my monologue.

But it’s okay, I’m going to catch up on my monologue.

You do not understand.

You do not understand.

I discovered...

I discovered...

thiiings.

thiiings.

Things none of you could imagine.

Things none of you could imagine.

So the rumor was true?

So the rumor was true?

Yes, the rumor was true and...

Yes, the rumor was true and...

I shed blood to raise the dead.

I shed blood to raise the dead.

And now, we are going to put ourselves in place...

And now, we are going to put ourselves in place...

because here I have sincerity, I have the truth.

because here I have sincerity, I have the truth.

- There I have the truth. - It’s too long.

- There I have the truth. - It’s too long.

We will finally be able to shoot this last scene... because you are afraid!

We will finally be able to shoot this last scene... because you are afraid!

You have seen death!

You have seen death!

- What are you doing? - Go on, don’t worry about me.

- What are you doing? - Go on, don’t worry about me.

- No. - I’m going out for 2 seconds.

- No. - I’m going out for 2 seconds.

- No, no. You can’t. - I have to, sorry.

- No, no. You can’t. - I have to, sorry.

- That was planned? - No, it’s improvisation.

- That was planned? - No, it’s improvisation.

- There are monsters outside. - And I have some inside.

- There are monsters outside. - And I have some inside.

Damn, that sucks.

Damn, that sucks.

- She’s right. - It’s not...

- She’s right. - It’s not...

It’s improvisation.

It’s improvisation.

Don’t break my balls.

Don’t break my balls.

I fucking want to.

I fucking want to.

I want to go.

I want to go.

Jonathan!

Jonathan!

He called him “Jonathan”.

He called him “Jonathan”.

Did he say “Jonathan”?

Where are you going?

Where are you going?

Jonathan, it’s your turn.

Jonathan, it’s your turn.

It’s your turn.

It’s your turn.

I’ll do it on you.

I’ll do it on you.

I’ll go.

I’ll go.

We continue.

We continue.

We don’t stop the camera.

We don’t stop the camera.

Stop.

Stop.

Jonathan!

Jonathan!

Are you stupid or what?

Are you stupid or what?

I am sick.

I am sick.

We need you.

We need you.

Ah, it stinks.

Ah, it stinks.

Holy cow, it stinks.

Holy cow, it stinks.

Jonathan, shit.

Jonathan, shit.

I told you so.

I told you so.

Piss off.

Piss off.

How are you?

How are you?

Huh.

Huh.

Yes, fine.

Yes, fine.

And you?

And you?

I’m okay.

I’m okay.

And you?

And you?

- Yes. They are in a loop.

- Yes. They are in a loop.

Yes, I see that.

Yes, I see that.

Really super boring.

Really super boring.

And you?

And you?

Yes, I’m fine.

Yes, I’m fine.

Well, do we have the announcement?

Well, do we have the announcement?

WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INTERRUPTION DUE TO TECHNICAL PROBLEMS

Yes I’m okay. And you?

Yes I’m okay. And you?

Yes, I’m fine.

Yes, I’m fine.

It’s shit, I’m not joking.

It’s shit, I’m not joking.

Rémi, it’s Mounir. Do you hear me?

Rémi, it’s Mounir. Do you hear me?

- Rémi, do you hear me? - Yes, Mounir.

- Rémi, do you hear me? - Yes, Mounir.

We have a problem, do you have a plan B?

We have a problem, do you have a plan B?

No, I’m in trouble. It’s flowing like a stream.

No, I’m in trouble. It’s flowing like a stream.

So, shall we stop?

So, shall we stop?

No, not now.

No, not now.

Where are they?

Where are they?

Yes, I’m fine, and you?

Yes, I’m fine, and you?

They are doing well.

They are doing well.

In fact, they are nowhere.

In fact, they are nowhere.

Either you come up with a solution, or I will cut.

Either you come up with a solution, or I will cut.

No, wait for 10 seconds.

No, wait for 10 seconds.

I’ll figure it out.

I’ll figure it out.

We can’t do it anymore. We are hitting a wall.

We can’t do it anymore. We are hitting a wall.

I cut.

I cut.

Dad, I have a solution.

Dad, I have a solution.

Mom does Jonathan’s scene...

Mom does Jonathan’s scene...

and he comes back as a zombie for the fight.

and he comes back as a zombie for the fight.

A proper diarrhea

A proper diarrhea

Yes, that is really great.

Yes, that is really great.

It’s great.

It’s great.

You’re a funny family.

You’re a funny family.

Send them a sign and hang up page 17.

Send them a sign and hang up page 17.

Well, that’s reassuring.

Well, that’s reassuring.

Very reassuring.

Very reassuring.

- Yes, it’s very reassuring. - A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH JONATHAN

- Yes, it’s very reassuring. - A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH JONATHAN

NADIA TELLS THE STORY OF THE RUMOR

NADIA TELLS THE STORY OF THE RUMOR

And...

And...

Tell me,

Tell me,

- Chinatsu. - “Natsumi”.

- Chinatsu. - “Natsumi”.

Natsumi...

Natsumi...

can you tell us a bit more about this rumor? What does it mean...

can you tell us a bit more about this rumor? What does it mean...

“They will be resurrected by the Blood Star”?

“They will be resurrected by the Blood Star”?

Here.

Here.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

I also saw things differently.

I also saw things differently.

It doesn’t matter.

It doesn’t matter.

It doesn’t matter.

It doesn’t matter.

Besides, there’s a hole in the story.

Besides, there’s a hole in the story.

“I discovered... ‘thiiings’.”

“I discovered... ‘thiiings’.”

Nonsense.

Nonsense.

No, you were fine.

No, you were fine.

You were very good.

You were very good.

How much longer?

How much longer?

30 seconds.

30 seconds.

I’m going.

I’m going.

Where is Jojo’s head?

Where is Jojo’s head?

Just over there, hurry up.

Just over there, hurry up.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Hurry up.

Hurry up.

It’s me, Higurashi! Open!

It’s me, Higurashi! Open!

There are monsters out there! Open, quick!

There are monsters out there! Open, quick!

Come on, fuck.

Come on, fuck.

But come here.

But come here.

Hurry up, please!

Hurry up, please!

There are monsters! Quick!

There are monsters! Quick!

- The door is blocked! - Move yourselves over here.

- The door is blocked! - Move yourselves over here.

Chinatsu it’s no joke!

Chinatsu it’s no joke!

Me neither, it’s not a joke!

Me neither, it’s not a joke!

Akira has transformed!

Akira has transformed!

Come on, it’s good.

Come on, it’s good.

He saw me, he rushes on me!

He saw me, he rushes on me!

I triggered the thing, it spreads too fast!

I triggered the thing, it spreads too fast!

Yes, it’s blocked.

Yes, it’s blocked.

I’m focused now.

I’m focused now.

But you suck.

But you suck.

Action!

Action!

Go ahead, bite them, bite them!

Go ahead, bite them, bite them!

It’s great.

It’s great.

It’s great, a masterpiece!

It’s great, a masterpiece!

Fuck it, yes.

Fuck it, yes.

It’s a masterpiece.

It’s a masterpiece.

Say goodbye, shitbag.

Say goodbye, shitbag.

The props, the head.

The props, the head.

Zombie crap.

Zombie crap.

Fuck yourself!

Fuck yourself!

You fucking shit!

You fucking shit!

Was that in the script?

Was that in the script?

Yes.

Yes.

Well, it’s not exactly the word, but it’s the idea.

Well, it’s not exactly the word, but it’s the idea.

Where is he, Ken?

Where is he, Ken?

Quick, let’s go to the car.

Quick, let’s go to the car.

Zombie rot.

Zombie rot.

I’ll cut your asses open.

I’ll cut your asses open.

Who has the ki?!

Who has the ki?!

- We don’t say, - “Who has the ki-ki.” Who has the key?

- We don’t say, - “Who has the ki-ki.” Who has the key?

Yamakoshi.

Yamakoshi.

It’s good.

It’s good.

It’s still rolling.

It’s still rolling.

Let go of me, Ken.

Let go of me, Ken.

It’s my film, I do what I want. I’m the director.

It’s my film, I do what I want. I’m the director.

Aih!

Aih!

Sorry, sorry.

Sorry, sorry.

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

This is a bit abstract, isn’t it?

This is a bit abstract, isn’t it?

How do I do it? Bitch.

How do I do it? Bitch.

Quick, quick.

Quick, quick.

Come in, come in.

Come in, come in.

Can you get up?

Can you get up?

No, I can’t.

No, I can’t.

Shit, can’t you shoot?

Shit, can’t you shoot?

Sorry.

Sorry.

“Sorry”, but...

“Sorry”, but...

Rémi, I can film. Me.

Rémi, I can film. Me.

What do we do?

What do we do?

Let her do it.

Let her do it.

Cool zooms by the cameraman.

Cool zooms by the cameraman.

Have they changed the cameraman?

Have they changed the cameraman?

You hit me for real.

You hit me for real.

- Yes, but-- - Even my father didn’t hit me.

- Yes, but-- - Even my father didn’t hit me.

Come on, let’s go. I am sorry.

Come on, let’s go. I am sorry.

- Nadia, stop. What are you doing? - You’re not satisfied?

- Nadia, stop. What are you doing? - You’re not satisfied?

He told you to put yourself in place. Move your ass.

He told you to put yourself in place. Move your ass.

Poor bastard, acting bastard.

Poor bastard, acting bastard.

- Nadia... - You are sick.

- Nadia... - You are sick.

- Are you okay? - No, I’m not okay. We do shit.

- Are you okay? - No, I’m not okay. We do shit.

Oh, no, don’t fuck around, not now.

Oh, no, don’t fuck around, not now.

- Nadia, no... - We have to figure out something.

- Nadia, no... - We have to figure out something.

But the producers are happy.

But the producers are happy.

No, this is shit.

No, this is shit.

Nadia, please calm down.

Nadia, please calm down.

I’m calm.

I’m calm.

I am calm, very calm.

I am calm, very calm.

Sayonara, “Has-only-one-arm”.

Sayonara, “Has-only-one-arm”.

Thanks. We can go again, Ken.

Thanks. We can go again, Ken.

We’re on our way.

We’re on our way.

Damn capitalism, consumer bastards!

Damn capitalism, consumer bastards!

Consumer society!

Consumer society!

Did they bite you?

Did they bite you?

She is super good, your mother.

She is super good, your mother.

Yes, totally.

Yes, totally.

It’s my first time seeing her perform. It is very good.

It’s my first time seeing her perform. It is very good.

Why did she stop acting?

Why did she stop acting?

I think she got too caught up in the play.

I think she got too caught up in the play.

Ah really?

Ah really?

One day she was filming with Van Damme, and she broke his wrist.

One day she was filming with Van Damme, and she broke his wrist.

Van Damme, really?

Van Damme, really?

Calm down. Okay?

Calm down. Okay?

Alright, how’s it going?

Alright, how’s it going?

For me, it’s a bit of a mess.

For me, it’s a bit of a mess.

It’s not what was planned.

It’s not what was planned.

Fatih, it’s okay. We adapt.

Fatih, it’s okay. We adapt.

- Oh, shit. - The high-kick.

- Oh, shit. - The high-kick.

A high kick right away.

A high kick right away.

It’s a stunt, it’s nothing.

It’s a stunt, it’s nothing.

She’s acting.

She’s acting.

The zombies have to block the kick.

The zombies have to block the kick.

What’s going on here?

What’s going on here?

I will be back.

I will be back.

Huh, wake up.

Huh, wake up.

Hurry, it’s up to you.

Hurry, it’s up to you.

Go!

Go!

What is the...?

What is the...?

Great, that’s really good.

Great, that’s really good.

- Darling... - Sorry.

- Darling... - Sorry.

- Fuck. - Wait for me, bitch!

- Fuck. - Wait for me, bitch!

Shit...

Shit...

Natsumi, please.

Natsumi, please.

She is crazy.

She is crazy.

I know, I have to stop her.

I know, I have to stop her.

Is she often like that?

Is she often like that?

It can happen.

It can happen.

You must have had a hard time, poor guy.

You must have had a hard time, poor guy.

Chinatsu!

Chinatsu!

You again?

You again?

Whore...

Whore...

Ah, there you are.

Ah, there you are.

Stop, it’s a real axe!

Stop, it’s a real axe!

Not the two points!

Not the two points!

Stop filming.

Stop filming.

Stop filming!

Stop filming!

Stop it.

Stop it.

Sorry, darling.

Sorry, darling.

That’s a long time, right?

Is this what you want?

Is this what you want?

They are back to the script, great.

They are back to the script, great.

I don’t want to, Ken.

I don’t want to, Ken.

Chinatsu!

Chinatsu!

Chinatsu.

Chinatsu.

Rémi...

Rémi...

They forgot the axe. Shit.

They forgot the axe. Shit.

Put it down in front of the cabin.

Put it down in front of the cabin.

- But... - Hurry up, quick.

- But... - Hurry up, quick.

I’m going to pee.

I’m going to pee.

Ken...

Ken...

BE SCARED

BE SCARED

YOU WILL FIND THE AXE ON THE WAY OUT

YOU WILL FIND THE AXE ON THE WAY OUT

YOU WILL FIND THE AXE ON THE WAY OUT

YOU WILL FIND THE AXE ON THE WAY OUT

Here? An axe. What a luck.

Here? An axe. What a luck.

Without crane...

Without crane...

- it’s fucked up. - Change the camera angle.

- it’s fucked up. - Change the camera angle.

It must be 4 meters above the ground if you want to see the blood star.

It must be 4 meters above the ground if you want to see the blood star.

Well, if you want to see it.

Well, if you want to see it.

I have to, that’s the end of the film.

I have to, that’s the end of the film.

Otherwise, nobody will understand anything.

Otherwise, nobody will understand anything.

“The dead will rise from the Blood Star.”

“The dead will rise from the Blood Star.”

Read the script.

Read the script.

We can do without it.

We can do without it.

It’s the end image.

It’s the end image.

People won’t notice.

People won’t notice.

Yes, but... they know very well when you serve them shit.

Yes, but... they know very well when you serve them shit.

We have to stop despising them, the “people”, as you say.

We have to stop despising them, the “people”, as you say.

I’m sick of this cynicism.

I’m sick of this cynicism.

This is not the time. We don’t care.

This is not the time. We don’t care.

Stop with your “We don’t care”!

Stop with your “We don’t care”!

You suck!

You suck!

Do you think you can solve the problems by jerking off?

Do you think you can solve the problems by jerking off?

I’m talking to you about what we’re doing, shit!

I’m talking to you about what we’re doing, shit!

Don’t tell me it’s not important!

Don’t tell me it’s not important!

Oh, Ken.

Oh, Ken.

Ken.

Ken.

Sorry Mounir, I got carried away.

Sorry Mounir, I got carried away.

It’s okay, Rémi.

It’s okay, Rémi.

It’s just a movie. Who cares?

It’s just a movie. Who cares?

“Fast, cheap and average”, right?

“Fast, cheap and average”, right?

You’re right.

You’re right.

The crane plan is deleted.

The crane plan is deleted.

We’ll step back to film the star as best we can.

We’ll step back to film the star as best we can.

Then end credits.

Then end credits.

Great.

Great.

I’ll come back.

I’ll come back.

Hold on, dad.

Hold on, dad.

How many people are available?

How many people are available?

No that’s not true.

No that’s not true.

Please.

Please.

What’s that?

What’s that?

It’s the crane.

It’s the crane.

The crane?

The crane?

Shit...

Shit...

I love you!

I love you!

- Ken. - There it is, it’s great.

- Ken. - There it is, it’s great.

Did I miss a lot of stuff?

Did I miss a lot of stuff?

Not as much as them.

Not as much as them.

I leave you.

I leave you.

Hush, stop.

Hush, stop.

Ken, please...

Ken, please...

wake up.

wake up.

Ken, stop.

Ken, stop.

Wake up.

Wake up.

I love you.

I love you.

Stop!

Stop!

Ken, wake up, it’s me.

Ken, wake up, it’s me.

Please, Ken!

Please, Ken!

I love you.

I love you.

What the fuck did you do?! He was supposed to bite you!

What the fuck did you do?! He was supposed to bite you!

You didn’t understand anything. You are dumb.

You didn’t understand anything. You are dumb.

No, wait.

No, wait.

My name is Higurashi Shisheiku Higurasai.

My name is Higurashi Shisheiku Higurasai.

This is the recording of my last words.

This is the recording of my last words.

It’s too long!

It’s too long!

Yes, that’s great. Go ahead.

Yes, that’s great. Go ahead.

From anger.

From anger.

Yah!!!

Yah!!!

Come on. That’s great.

Come on. That’s great.

Cut!

Cut!

Cut!

Cut!

Cut!!!

Cut!!!

Quick, quick.

Quick, quick.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Dad, here.

Dad, here.

Cut!!

Cut!!

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

Cut!

Cut!

It’s finished.

It’s finished.

We did it!

We did it!

It’s a crazy thing!

It’s a crazy thing!

- It was good, right? - That’s right.

It was not very expensive... and they made it quick.

- And it was average. - That’s right.

Ingenious, it was too good.

Ingenious, it was too good.

But how did you think of that?

But how did you think of that?

I got a ladder, but it was at the other end.

I got a ladder, but it was at the other end.

It’s finished?

It’s finished?

Oh, it’s over. Oh, shit.

Oh, it’s over. Oh, shit.