Original subtitles

[Music playing]

Theme song: Love, exciting and new.

Come aboard.

We're expecting you.

And love, life's sweetest reward, let it flow.

It floats back to you.

The love boat soon will be making another run.

The love boat promises something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance.

And love won't hurt anymore.

It's an open smile on a friendly shore.

It's love.

Welcome aboard it's love.

I can't wait to meet her.

I mean, I cannot believe she's actually coming here.

I mean, she's the greatest, most--

down, Vicki, down.

Yeah, come on, Vicki, control yourself.

Vicki, you don't want Becky Daniels to think you're just

a silly little kid, do you?

You're right. You're right.

You're all right.

I'll behave.

After all, she's just a teenage girl who just happens

to be a television star.

Right.

No big deal.

Yeah, now come on, we're gonna have to be on our toes,

because "the Becky Daniels show" is on--

Becky Daniels!

[Screams]

Is something wrong?

No, no, no, sir.

No, sir,

have you seen Ms. McCoy?

Oh, she hasn't gotten back yet, sir.

But she will.

Yeah, she spent the weekend with her folks in la.

And she probably got stuck in traffic.

As well, she knows the rules.

We sail at 11:00 with or without a cruise director.

[Door closes]

Excuse me.

Taxi!

Julie: Taxi!

Oh, taxi!

Tony: Hey, hold it, love.

That's my cab.

But I'm late for work.

Oh, what a pity.

Thank you.

But if you're pure in heart and think good thoughts,

another cab will come along for you in no time.

But you don't understand. I can't wait.

If I don't take this cab, i'm going to be in big trouble.

- Really? - Yes.

Well, you're a very attractive young lady,

and you do have my sympathy but not my cab.

I'm sorry.

Well, I'm sorry too.

[Inaudible] 93 San Pedro, please.

Hello.

Hello!

Whoops.

Hi.

Hi.

May I help you, sir?

Not as much as she can.

I'm Carl Mitchell.

Mm?

Oh, hi, right.

Mr. and Mrs. Carl Mitchell--

aloha deck, cabin 217.

There is no Mrs. Mitchell.

Oh?

There was a Mrs. Mitchell when we bought the tickets,

but there isn't now.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm not.

She was bad news.

We got divorced.

Oh, divorced.

We divided up everything, including our cruise tickets.

Oh, you got custody of the state room, huh?

[Laughs] She cashed in her ticket,

but I figured this was my vacation,

so I might as well enjoy it.

Good for you, Mr. Mitchell.

You have a good cruise.

I will.

Mhm.

Mhm.

- Hi. - Hi.

Hi.

What cabin am I in, please?

What's your name?

Oh, I'm sorry.

It's Mrs. Carl Mitchell.

Right.

[Chuckles] Oh, bombs away.

Excuse me?

[Inaudible]

Oh, right.

Hi, Mrs.-- Mrs. Mitchell.

You're in cabin aloha 217 up the stairs.

Thank you.

Mhm.

Gopher: Ms. Daniels, welcome aboard.

Doc: Oh, welcome aboard. - Hello.

Hi. - Welcome.

Our ship is your ship.

Oh.

Man: Hi.

Oh, sure.

All right.

[Phone ringing]

It's her!

I'm going to be filming my show here,

so you can all watch.

It's Becky Daniels in person!

Now, Vicki, remember what you said.

Oh, right.

You'll love acapulco.

You can shop to your heart's--

yes?

Uh, I do believe miss Daniels has arrived.

Shall we go and greet her? - Yes.

Excuse us.

Please enjoy the cruise.

Welcome aboard.

I'm captain stu.

Oh, thank you, captain.

Wow, what a neat ship.

Thank you for letting us use it.

We're delighted to have you.

[Clears throat]

Oh, may I present my daughter, Vicki.

Hi.

Hi.

So nice to meet you.

I never miss your show, never.

Me neither.

[Laughter]

And this is my dear aunt gertrude.

Oh, call me gert.

Gert.

I'm here to keep Becky out of trouble.

Well, in that case, I'm sure you'll have plenty of time

to enjoy the cruise.

Oh, and this is my talented director, Mr. Scott.

Captain stubing: Welcome aboard.

Well, maybe I can show you around the ship later.

Well, that would be terrific.

I just know we're going to be great friends.

I'll see you all later.

- Bye, captain. - See you.

Thank you.

Yeah.

She's just as wonderful as she is on the show.

- Mm. - Gert?

Yes, dear?

Make sure you keep that little runt out of my hair.

Here we go.

Ugh.

Captain stu (on loudspeaker): All visitors ashore, please.

We sail in 15 minutes.

Hi.

Hi.

I'm Paul turnbull.

And I'm Linda Harvey.

Oh, you two are the auto club sweep stake winners.

Welcome aboard.

Thank you.

Boy, you lucky guys winning a cruise, huh?

Ok.

Linda, you're on fiesta deck.

Paul, you're on coral deck.

Well, you can't win them all.

I don't want to hear it.

[Inaudible]

Now, we have the smoothest sailing--

oh, welcome aboard, miss.

That's what our cruise director says

when she manages to show up.

Lay off, Isaac.

I practically had to hijack a cab to get here.

Hello.

Welcome aboard.

Ms. McCoy, how long have you been here?

About four years, sirs.

Hello.

Welcome aboard.

Well, if the captain's checked the oil and water,

I think we're ready to go.

Are there any no-shows?

Well, let's check.

Well, welcome ab--

[interposing voices]

Oh, hello, welcome aboard.

I'm-- [gasps]

You-- you--

you-- look.

I know you--

[horn honking]

[Chatter]

You!

You!

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

You said you were going to cash in your ticket.

Well, you said you were.

That's the only reason I came.

Look at this mess.

It's like I never left home.

Don't start that again, Mr. Clean.

Don't Mr. Clean me, miss piggy.

Get me the purser's office.

Hello.

This is Carl Mitchell in aloha 217.

I'd like to move to another state room, please.

I'll say there's something wrong with it.

It's too crowded.

You're sure you don't have anything?

You're sorry?

They're completely booked!

Guess we're stuck with each other

for the rest of the cruise.

Great.

Maybe for my next vacation I can do something

fun, like root canal therapy.

Ok, could we finish with the makeup?

We've got a scene to do.

You about ready, Becky?

Becky Daniels: All ready, Jeff.

Fine.

Ok, ladies and gentlemen, could we please have

it quiet on the set-- uh, ship?

All right, hit the wind.

[Fan whirring]

Roll 'em.

[Clack]

And action!

Don't worry if the radio's out, captain!

I learned my semaphore code!

[Flags whipping]

They see us, captain!

They see us!

We're saved!

Jeff: And cut!

Oh, beautiful, Becky.

Beautiful, huh?

[Applause]

Marvelous.

Get this smelly outfit off of me.

Yes, of course, dear.

Here.

Let's get set up for the next scene.

Uh, I want the long shot from over there, all right?

This is great.

I'd give anything to be on a TV show.

Well maybe if your father asked,

then they might have a part for you.

[Clears throat]

Oh, would you, dad?

Please.

Oh please, please, please, please, please?

- Well-- - please?

--The worst they can do is say no.

[Chatter]

Excuse me, miss Daniels.

Oh.

May I ask you a little favor?

Certainly, captain.

What can I do for you?

Well, my daughter is--

well, I think she's very talented.

Well, do you have a small part for her in your show?

Gosh, I don't know.

We'll have to think it over.

Well, maybe there is a little something.

Thank you, miss Daniels.

Thank you.

And maybe I'm the queen of england.

Well, Stuart and Lucy, what do you think

of this glamorous ship so far?

What is this?

Oh, well, we better be careful.

There's some very difficult people around here.

Sir, I apologize for the taxi incident,

but would you mind explaining this?

Not at all.

But first, don't you think that introductions are in order?

Julie McCoy, cruise director.

Tony: Stuart and Lucy, chimpanzees.

Very amusing.

Whoever you are, for your information,

animals are not permitted in the passenger areas of the ship.

Not permitted? Really?

Really.

Tony: Are you certain?

I'm absolutely positive.

But are you certain?

Look, if you refuse to comply with the ship's regulations,

I'm afraid I'll have to report you to the captain.

Dr. Selkirk, how are you doing?

Fine, thank you, gopher.

Doctor?

Mere veterinarian.

Gopher, would you please inform the vet

that if he refuses to house his animals below decks,

he and his chimps can be put ashore at the first port?

Oh, can't do that, Julie.

Except for the coral dining room,

they pretty much have the run of the ship.

Captain's orders.

Captain stubing said that?

Well, maybe it was captain kangaroo.

Yeah, you would've known about it if you'd been here on time.

Ugh.

Oh, believe me, she tried.

I find this whole thing ridiculous.

Married?

Mm-mm.

Engaged?

Mm-mm.

Angry?

Mhm.

Tony: Well, another fine mess you've gotten me into.

[Chimps cooing]

Well, I have to admit for a slob, you look pretty good.

You say the sweetest things.

That's mine, I believe.

I'm going to dinner.

And don't forget the ground rules.

If either of us wants to entertain in the room later,

we just hang out this do not disturb sign.

Good idea.

Goodnight.

Try not to mess up my side of the cabin.

I hope your tie falls into your soup.

[Chatter, clinking]

Charles, would you be kind enough to show these people

at the table 15, please?

Enjoy your dinner.

Ah, Ms. McCoy.

Smiling sweetly as ever I see.

Dr. Selkirk, don't you like to eat with your animals,

or is it the other way around?

Actually, they decided to stay in their cabin

and call room service for pizza.

Well, don't worry.

We wouldn't want you to eat alone.

I have a lovely table.

Oh.

Oh.

It's right this way.

[Non-English speech]

May I present Dr. Selkirk?

Ah.

[Chattering in non English speech]

Is this table 31?

Table 31?

Hm?

Well, oh yes.

From now on, that's got to be my lucky number.

[Chuckling]

Becky's so fabulous.

Everybody loves her.

Yes.

Sometimes that situation is difficult to handle.

Never bothered me.

[Laughs]

I don't want to be a drag.

But dad, could you ask her again if I could be in her show?

Oh, Becky, I don't think so.

Oh please?

I think she likes me.

Please?

Well, all right.

Excuse me, please.

How come the little twerp gets a hot fudge sundae and I don't?

Because dear, it is fattening.

But I want a hot fudge sundae.

Your aunt's right, sweetheart.

Every extra pound looks like 10 on the silver screen.

I never have any fun.

Good evening.

Oh, hello there, captain.

Excuse me for interrupting.

Yes?

But Vicki wanted me to ask you if you'd made up your mind

about her being in your show.

I've spent all of Tina trying to talk the director into it,

but he's a real tough nut.

I'll have to have some more time.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

- Yeah. - Yes.

We'll-- - we'll talk.

Mhm.

Thank you.

What's that all about?

Well,he wants me to give his kid a part.

What does he think i'm running here, a kiddie show?

Well, what'd she say?

It's up to the director.

She's on your side.

Wow.

Julie, I'm sorry about this afternoon.

I didn't mean to embarrass you.

Oh, you mean with that animal person?

Mm.

Well, it was nothing really.

You know, he seems like a rather decent sort of chap.

Wish I looked like him.

Mm. - You think he's good looking.

Mhm.

I really hadn't noticed.

Oh, you're just mad at him because he got the best of you

this afternoon.

Oh, I think things are pretty even now.

I seated him at a table where nobody speaks English.

Oh, Julie, that's immature.

Sounds like something I'd do.

Wanna see?

Yeah.

Come with me.

[Non-English speech]

[Non-English speech chatter]

I trust everything's going fine here?

[Non-English speech]

[Laughter]

[Non-English speech chatter]

[Music playing]

Nancy, I'm having such a good time with you.

Well, good times are what it's all about,

[non-English speech]? - Si, si.

Evening, doctor.

Hello, doctor.

You're not sitting here all alone, are you?

Not anymore.

Oh, I'm sorry.

No, please, I could use the company.

Oh.

Well, if you think so, I could show up--

oh, good evening, captain stu.

Oh, Dr. Selkirk.

You've met Ms. McCoy.

Yes, briefly.

I wanted to thank you for my dinner companions.

How did you know I spoke Russian?

Wild hunch.

Captain, would you mind terribly if I was to ask

Ms. McCoy for this dance?

Of course not.

Thank you.

Shall we?

Mhm.

Now look--

before you go any further, I know

you'll be very pleased to hear that I have forgiven you.

Well, how lovely of you.

Well, I'm a lovely fellow, which you, no doubt, are

discovering little by little.

Well then tell me, lovely fellow,

what did you say about me that made all those people laugh?

Oh, I shouldn't.

Oh, please.

Well, since I'm such a lovely fellow, I will.

I simply told them that you didn't know if you yet,

but before the evening was through,

I was going to kiss you.

Really?

Well, we wouldn't want to make a liar out of you.

Shall we?

Right here?

Close your eyes.

All right.

I know you'll love acapulco.

It has some of the finest shops in the world.

Of course, manazina was my favorite.

On the way back, we'll hit manzania.

Nancy, there's so much more I'd like to know about you.

I don't know where to start.

Well, we could start by finding a nice, quiet place

to relax and talk.

How about my cabin?

I thought you'd never ask.

Jeff: Well, thank goodness so far, we're right on schedule.

Tomorrow morning we'll start with scenes 48 and 64.

And Carol, make sure Becky's dress is ready, ok?

All right, that should about do it.

I want everybody ready to roll tomorrow

morning at 6:00 am sharp.

What?

Hey, come on, show folk, we've got a lot of work to do.

Get a good night's rest.

Nighty-night.

Nighty-night.

I'm not doing it.

Becky, sweetheart, what's the matter?

Who wrote this stuff?

The script?

Oh, it was written by some of the finest writers we have.

Oh, don't give me that.

I'm not doing this script unless I get a double.

A double?

Oh, honey, we couldn't possibly get a double.

We're right in the middle of the ocean.

Where are we going to find one? Water, water.

I'm surrounded by incompetence.

Incompetence?

Becky, perhaps--

[door slams]

[Laughs] I don't think so, young lady.

Vicki: Please?

Captain stubing: Sometimes that's--

Vicki, I've been looking all over for you.

You have?

Yes.

You still want to be in my show, don't you?

Do I?

More than anything in the world.

Well, be on the set tomorrow morning.

It's your big break.

A star is born.

You know, Carl, I've heard of cruises being romantic,

but I never imagined--

Who are you rooming with, the rockettes?

Uh, Nancy, there's something I have to tell you.

Hey, listen, if this stuff is yours,

it's none of my business.

It belongs to my ex-wife.

But worry about her.

She left it here by accident.

She won't bother us.

What are you looking for?

Nothing.

[Phone ringing]

Hello?

It's Tony.

My chimpanzees are missing.

I'll be right there.

[Knocking]

It's me, Julie.

Come in.

What happened?

How'd they get out?

[Chimps cooing]

I thought you said they were missing.

They were.

They were missing you.

[Door slams]

[Chimps cooing]

Well, here we are.

Goodnight, Adam.

Well, aren't you going to invite me in?

Well, how about that, a doctor who makes state room calls?

Sure.

Come on in.

We'll have a night cap.

I beg your pardon.

Who are they?

Who are they?

Why didn't you put up the do not disturb sign?

Because I couldn't find it under all the mess you left.

Don't start that again.

I didn't start it again.

You did by barging in here.

Well, it's my state room.

It's only half yours-- the messy half!

You can't yell at me like that.

We're divorced!

Oh, yes I can.

I paid the lawyer bills.

Where are you going?

To find a nice clean, neat, tidy lifeboat to sleep

in-- anyplace but here.

Goodnight.

Oh, sit on it.

[Chimps cooing]

[Phone ringing]

Hello?

Didn't you hear the alarm?

Everybody on deck immediately with their life jackets.

Wait a minute.

May I help you?

Your idea of a joke, I presume.

Well, let's just say I thought it'd

be a good idea if at least one of the jokes tonight

was on you.

Well, yours was a very stupid joke,

if you don't mind me saying so.

Well, maybe I did go a little too far.

Stupid and childish.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Surely you have something better to do with your time.

On second thought, probably you don't.

I said I'm sorry.

Apology not accepted.

Now if you'll excuse me, I think I want to go back to my cabin.

Fine.

You want me to call you a taxi?

That was another joke, I presume.

Would you mind holding these a moment?

Would you mind holding these for a moment?

[Chimps cooing]

Julie?

I know.

I love you too.

Did I say that?

I hope so.

[Sighs]

[Knocking]

Yes?

Oh, hi.

Here's his luggage.

Tell him I hope he likes the way I folded his shirts.

Did I miss something?

What are you talking about?

Oh, you don't have to cover for Carl.

He's a big boy now.

Oh, Carl.

Well, I haven't seen him since last night.

You mean he didn't spend the night here?

No, of course not.

I don't waste my time with guys who share

cabins with their ex-wives.

Bye.

[Door slams]

[Clanging]

Oh, wait, Mr. Mitchell.

Hey, no, no, no.

You don't have to do that.

Oh, I don't mind.

I'm really grateful to you for putting me up last night.

Oh, that's no problem.

I'm just sorry things aren't working out

between you and Mrs. Mitchell.

Well, it's not my fault. She's impossible.

She's so sloppy, so disorganized.

Nobody can live with her.

You know what that woman does?

Hm?

She leaves the cap off the toothpaste.

[Gasps] You haven't reported her to the authorities?

Look, Mr. Mitchell-- no, Mr. Mitchell--

Mr. Mitchell, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I don't want to interfere, but aren't you

being just a little bit hard on her?

I mean, she could have a lot worse

habits than just being untidy.

But she--

no, no, no, wait a minute.

Why don't you try it her way for a change, make a little mess?

You might even enjoy it.

Well-- well, maybe I do get a little carried away sometimes.

Mm.

You're right.

You're right.

From now on, no more being so picky about keeping things

neat all the time.

There you go.

Give it your best shot, and let me know how things turn out.

You bet.

Ok.

Just a minute.

Gopher: Hm?

Huh.

There's a little piece of dirt there.

So, doctor, how are your chimps enjoying the cruise?

Fine, thanks.

Although, I must admit their shuffleboard

leaves a little bit to be desired.

[Laughs]

Dr. Selkirk, i'd like to apologize.

I understand there's some friction

between you and Ms. McCoy.

And I'd like to--

no problem, captain.

Anyway, I'd like to say on her behalf

that she is usually competent, efficient,

and extremely pleasant.

I just wish you had a chance to know her.

Hello, love.

Oh, hi.

Oh.

I see that you two have made up.

Kissed and made up.

I thought it best for Julie to tell you herself, captain.

Yes.

Well, carry on.

Oh, don't worry, captain, we will.

[Chatter]

- Well. - Hi, gang.

Here we are.

Nice to have you working with us, Vicki.

Oh, thank you.

I can't wait.

What do I do?

Well, you're going to be Becky's double.

When I call you, all you have to do is take Becky's place.

Simple as that.

Wow.

That's terrific.

Want to try one?

Yeah.

Ok, why don't you sit right here until I need you, ok?

We'll try a scene.

We'll try one now.

Good.

[Clear throat] Um, captain--

hm?

You're-- you're in the way.

- [Gasps] Oh, I'm sorry. - No, no problem.

No problem. It's your ship.

[Chuckles] Ok, quiet on the set.

Let's try it.

Vicki, darling, come on, sweetheart.

All right, quiet on the set.

Roll.

102 take one.

[Clack]

And action.

Gee, captain Billy, looks like rough seas ahead.

Cut.

Ok, Vicki, now it's your turn.

All you have to do is stand over here,

put your hand on your head just like Becky did.

Simple as that. - Like this?

Just like that.

Perfect.

Do I say anything?

No.

Just stand there.

Ok, roll.

Assistant director: 103, take one, marker.

[Clack]

Action.

[Splash]

Cut it and print it.

Beautiful, Becky, beautiful.

Well, how'd I do?

Elizabeth Taylor wouldn't be jealous.

Hello, Linda.

Hello, Paul.

Linda, this is going to sound like a strange question coming

from me, but may I borrow your lipstick?

Sure.

Thank you very much.

Are you finished with my lipstick?

Aw, yes.

Can I have it back?

I just realized something.

So did i--

just how lovely you are.

Oh.

[Giggles] No, I realized I don't know anything about you.

What is there to know?

I'm everything you've seen--

a charming, irresistible, handsome some doctor

of zoology currently en route for Mexico

to deliver my two little chimps to the acapulco zoo.

And, uh, my favorite color is blue.

[Giggles] Tell me more.

Well, I specialize in marsupials.

No, what shade of blue?

Jeff: And roll 'em

assistant director: 105, take one.

[Clack]

Jeff: Action.

Oh, they all look so delicious.

I guess I'll have the coconut cream.

Cut.

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

Ok, Vicki, darling, ready for you.

I'm going to get to eat the pie.

[Chuckles]

All right, roll 'em.

[Clack]

And action.

[Splat]

Ok, let's take a little break for lunch,

and then we'll do the shark scene.

Shark scene?

Announcement: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to acapulco.

Land tours will be leaving in one half hour.

Hello.

Hi.

You feeling ok?

I'm fine.

I've just been doing a lot of thinking.

Well, you care to think out loud?

I've got a big problem.

Well, what's that?

My ex-husband.

I think I still love him.

That doesn't sound like such a big problem to me.

Divorces can be annulled too, in a manner of speaking.

You know, he has a lot of good qualities.

He's loving and caring but impossible to live with.

And he drives me up the wall with his nit-picking.

Well.

Well, why don't you try it his way for a change?

You mean be like him?

Yeah.

Pick a few nits of your own.

Maybe there's a reason you were brought

together on this cruise.

Maybe this is your second chance.

Never thought of it like that.

Yeah, I'll do it.

Maybe there's hope for us after all.

[Chuckles]

You know, it's funny.

I can't believe I'm in love with a guy who has

his boxer shorts dry cleaned.

[Laughs]

Jeff: I want to get those two close-ups of Becky

after lunch, scene 24 and 28.

And also, I want to retake on that ketchup scene

that we did yesterday, because it ran down her blouse.

It was dripping, just doesn't look good.

- Excuse me, miss. - Hm?

Hello, captain.

May I have your autograph?

[Giggles] I've only been a star for half a day,

and the public just won't leave me alone.

[Chuckles]

Your daughter is quite a little actress, captain.

Good sport, too.

You should be very proud of her.

I've always been proud of her.

Hey, maybe someday she'll have a little TV show of her own.

We'll talk.

Right.

I just hope she doesn't forget us little people.

[Chuckles]

Bye, captain.

Bye now.

Hi Becky.

Hi Beck.

Hello, dear.

I've been thinking of something, Jeff.

What's that?

I don't need to double after all.

But sweetheart, you're the one that hired her.

That's right.

That's why I'm the one to fire her.

Either she goes or I go.

Now Becky, be reasonable.

My contract says nothing about being reasonable.

[Sighs] I'm sorry, kid.

Welcome to showbiz.

[Clanging]

Announcement: Ladies and gentlemen,

we hope you enjoyed acapulco.

Join us now for dancing in the acapulco lounge.

[Music playing]

Did your chimpanzees get off ok?

They're en route for the acapulco zoo as we speak.

But they did give me a message for you.

[Kiss]

Oh.

That was the message?

Well, there was more, but I think i'd

better do the rest in private.

Believe me, Julie and that guy are really heavy.

You should have seen them this morning.

You should have seen them at lunch staring into one

another's eyes, holding hands.

Tell me, what do you think it is-- a crush,

infatuation, true love?

I don't no, but I've seen less body

contact at wrestling matches.

I always say, if you want to know the answers,

first you have to ask the questions.

May I?

My pleasure.

Julie, I want you to know we only have

your best interests at heart.

He's single, 32, born in London,

is a consultant to the California zoological society.

He's a specialist in marsupials, the animals that

carry the young in the pouch.

I know that.

And has the warmest brown eyes I have ever seen.

[Music playing]

[Paper crinkling]

Captain stubing: I guess I don't blame you for taking that down.

Well, if I leave it up there, I'll probably have nightmares.

[Paper ripping]

How can anybody be so rotten?

I don't know.

Maybe it's not all her fault.

How can you say that?

She fired me.

No, what I mean is here she is practically a child

thrown into that adult world.

Think of the pressure on her.

Think of all the people who depend on her to make a living.

How would you like to carry all that around with you?

Well, I guess I wouldn't, but still--

Vicki, I know you're mad.

That's understandable.

Instead of hating her, maybe you should feel sorry for her.

[Sighs]

[Knocking]

Lynn: Come in.

Oh, sorry, wrong cabin.

Carl.

Oh, Lynn, it's you.

What happened here?

Oh, nothing.

I just sort of cleaned up the cabin for you.

Why, you didn't have to do that.

It was fine the way it was.

Carl, are you all right?

I'm fine.

I just didn't get very much sleep last night.

Oh.

Could I stay here, please?

Of course.

Thanks, Lynn.

Now, where are my pajamas?

Oh, I, um, I folded them--

I folded them up and put them underneath your pillow.

Hey, thanks.

Look.

No, these are too warm.

Where are my other ones?

Carl, look what you're doing to this place.

Well, I'll get that stuff later.

Now, where are my pajamas?

Carl!

I don't know what you're up to, but cut it out.

What are you talking about?

Look at this place.

What's gotten into you?

When did you become a slob?

I said I'd pick it up later.

What's gotten into you?

When did you become so compulsive?

I-- I'm just trying to be the way you want me to be.

I guess I just can't do anything to please you.

[Cries]

Don't cry.

I'm sorry.

I was just trying to see things your way.

You were?

Yes.

That's how I thought you wanted me to be.

Oh, Carl, we've been so foolish.

How could we let such little things break up our marriage?

I don't know.

But let's not make the same mistake twice.

From now on, I'll accept you just the way you are.

Hi.

Nice night, isn't it?

Ok, what do you want, your job back?

Forget it.

[Sighs] No, I don't want anything.

I just wanted to tell you that in spite of everything,

I think you're a wonderful actress,

and I'll always watch your show.

Goodnight.

Hey, wait.

You don't want anything from me?

No.

Well, that's a switch.

You mean, people always want something

from you, even your friends?

What friends?

I never had any friends.

My father always says that if you want a friend

you have to first be a friend.

Well, goodnight.

Vicki?

Can I be your friend?

Tony.

Hello, love.

You disappeared.

[Kiss]

Mm.

Well, I sensed that your friends wanted to talk to you,

and I, uh, received some news that I need to think about.

- Not bad news, I hope. - No, no, no.

Good news. Good news.

I, uh-- it's the only job I ever wanted.

The chief of research at the Rossmore animal reserve.

The finest facility of its kind, opportunity

of a lifetime.

Wonderful.

But it's very far away--

Australia, a few miles northwest of Sydney.

The work will be hard, but, uh, we'll handle it.

We?

I thought you worked alone.

I do.

The "we" means you and I.

Tony, I don't know if I want to live with you.

Well, I don't know if I want to live without you.

["Love boat theme"]

I want to thank you both.

Because of you two we are getting remarried.

Oh, that's terrific.

Congratulations.

You and Lynn deserve all the credit.

You did it yourselves.

We decided not to let a few personal habits

ruin our marriage.

That's right.

And after the wedding when everybody

throws the rice, this time he promised

he won't stop to sweep it up.

[Laughter]

- Bye-bye. - Bye.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

Captain?

Yes?

I wanted to thank you and Vicki for everything.

And my aunt gert wants to thank you too.

And that's exactly why I want to thank you.

Becky's calling me aunt gert again after years

of calling me, "hey, you."

[Laughter]

And captain, I'd like to thank you for the use of your ship.

I think things worked out perfectly, don't you?

They certainly did.

Oh, remember, Vicki, you promised to come

and visit me at the studio.

I'll treat you to a hot fudge sundae.

Fantastic as long as I get to eat it and not wear it.

[Chuckling]

Goodbye, friend.

Bye-bye, friend.

- Bye. - Bye-bye.

Goodbye.

Bye, captain.

Goodbye, gert.

Well, mates, another voyage through unknown waters

successfully navigated to acapulco and home.

How do we do it?

Well, some do it very well.

Yes, it does seem as if Julie's found a friend.

Yeah.

What I'm afraid of is that maybe we've lost one.

Hey, wait a minute.

Do I have to fight the whole crew just to kiss you goodbye?

No, but you'll have to fight us

if you don't kiss her goodbye.

[Giggles] Guess what.

Tony's inviting me to spend my vacation with him in Australia.

Are you going?

Mhm.

And I've also invited her to be my wife.

Well?

I refuse to answer on the grounds

that I might incriminate myself.

["Love boat theme"]