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[Theme music]

Theme song: Love, exciting and new.

Come aboard, we're expecting you.

And love, life's sweetest reward.

Let it float, it floats back to you.

The love boat soon will be making another run.

The love boat promises something for everyone.

Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance.

And love won't hurt anymore.

It's an open smile on a friendly shore.

It's love.

Welcome aboard, it's love.

[Music playing]

Um, excuse me.

Has a Mr. Phil Manning checked in yet?

I'll see.

Phil Manning.

I don't think so.

Oh, you'd remember Phil if you'd seen him.

They call him Philadelphia fats.

He's six feet tall and twice as wide, but lovable.

Anyway, I can't wait to see him.

He's been away on a business trip for two months,

and I'm meeting him here.

Oh, well we'll keep an eye out for you.

Thank you.

Uh-huh.

Oh, I gotta start eating more junk food.

These roly-poly guys are getting all the girls.

Hello.

Welcome aboard. - Hi.

Thank you.

My name is Phil Manning.

I'm looking for a miss Patty beller.

You're Philadelphia fats?

Well, I used to be.

I've been on a diet.

I guess you've already met Patty.

Can you tell me--

hi, honey.

Mwuah!

Get away from me, you--

wait a minute.

Patty, no.

Patty it's me. It's Phil.

Honest.

I didn't go on a business trip.

I went to a fat farm.

I'm a half a ton lighter.

Wow.

What a difference.

It's a whole new me.

Do you like it?

Do i-- I love it!

What a turn on.

This is like starting all over again with a total stranger.

You'll like Wade Hubbard, Vicki.

He's a very special man.

I've known him for 20 years.

If you're so close, seems you'd be in touch more often.

Well, he's a professional gambler.

He has to go where the action is.

You know, las Vegas, monte Carlo.

There he is.

Merrill.

Wade.

Ha ha!

Welcome aboard.

Captain merrill stubing.

And this has got to be Vicki.

Hi.

Hi, Vicki.

Will you marry me?

I'm the father.

Shouldn't you ask me?

I don't want to marry you.

[Laughs]

It's been a long time.

Yes it has.

Too long.

Oh, I brought you something, Vicki.

Oh.

For me?

Yeah.

They're gorgeous.

Wade, aren't you overdoing it?

Oh, relax, merrill.

I didn't pay for them.

A long shot at Santa Anita picked up the tab.

I don't know what you mean by a long shot,

but I'd sure like to know more about it.

Well?

Excuse me.

How do I find aloha deck, cabin 350?

Oh, through those doors, turn left, and it's one deck down.

Aloha 350?

That's a single cabin, isn't it?

Uh-huh.

But let's hope it's not a permanent condition.

Oh, my goodness.

I can't believe it, boss.

Out of prison one day, and here I am, all new duds,

off on a luxury liner.

Nothing's too good for a pal from the [inaudible] gang.

You're the best safe cracker in the business, fingers.

Not really.

You were the best pickpocket, babe.

And Harry, nobody could run a hold-up any slicker.

Now, let's keep that all quiet, huh?

As a matter of fact, I think we ought to check in separately.

Why don't you go first?

Welcome aboard.

You are?

4379284.

I mean, berskey.

I'm mattson berskey.

Mr. Berskey.

Ah-- yes, you are on fiesta deck, cabin 130.

That's just around to your left. - Ah-ha.

Enjoy your cruise.

I will.

It's so great being out.

You mean, out to sea?

No, just out.

Uh, fingers.

[Inaudible] Are very nice here.

Why don't you go up and get unpacked?

We'll meet you up on deck later.

Yeah.

When are you gonna tell him, Harry?

Hey, fingers ain't gonna be no problem, especially

when he knows we're going to be spliting

up a half a million bucks.

Are you sure the ship carries that much dough?

I got the straight word.

They bring that much on board for the gamling casino.

And it's all in the ship's safe.

But it's all gonna go home with us.

Oh, I'm crazy about you, you big lug.

So what gave you the idea to go to a fat farm?

Well, you did for one thing.

I got tired of everybody always teasing me about my weight.

I finally decided to do something about it.

I still got some pounds to go, but well on the way, right?

Well, I can't believe it.

Under my chubby little Phil, you were hiding Burt Reynolds.

Hey, if I I had known this was gonna be your reaction,

I would've done it years ago.

I'll go get us some drinks.

Hurry back.

Hi there.

Hi.

Please say he's not married.

Huh?

Who?

That guy you we're just talking to.

Oh, no.

He's not married.

Great.

Waht does that mean, great?

Well, it gives me someone to point for.

Well, point it somewhere else.

He's already taken.

Yours?

We've been going together for three years now.

He's awfully cute.

Better keep an eye on him.

Saving up for a rainy day, huh?

Yeah.

I want to buy a present for my dad.

Tonight's our anniversary.

Oh, anniversary, huh?

Two years ago, he adopted me officially.

You won't tell him, will you?

About the present, I mean.

I want it to be a surprise.

Which one do you like?

This one.

Oh, that's a very pretty one.

But there's no way i'm gonna be able to afford it.

I guess I'll just have to settle for a tie.

I'll tell you what, have the lady hold it for you.

You're going to buy it.

But how?

I don't have enough money.

I can't--

a nice little horse is gonna help us out.

I'll meet you in the starlight deck in half an hour.

I'll be there.

This is the fiesta deck.

Well, maybe he got lost somewhere.

Oh, here.

Fingers.

Fingers: Present.

Present?

Why didn't you meet us on deck?

I was waiting for them to come and unlock the door.

Oh, how stupid I am.

I can't seem to realize I'm not locked in anymore.

I asked you to be quiet about that, didn't I?

But now, I can open the door and go out any time I want.

Can't I?

Sure you can.

I've got great news.

Will you listen a minute?

Let me turn up the volume.

The prison metal shop was awful noisy.

My ears are kind of shot.

Testing.

Testing.

Say something, harrt.

Does that mean you can't open safes anymore?

Does it?

Oh, I'm sure I can still open them.

This hearing aid is great.

But about safe's, Harry--

what about them?

Fingers: You don't have to worry about me.

I'll never break the law again.

What are you talking about?

Fingers: After all, you two went straight.

I guess I can too.

Believe me, boss, you can trust me.

I won't let you down.

I'll never touch another safe.

I promise.

No.

Now, don't worry.

It's still on.

Somehow I'm gonna get him to use his brain again,

if I can find it.

Ok.

Here I am.

Give me a few more minutes, Vicki.

I have some homework to finish.

Homework?

Come on. - No.

I'm being serious.

Figuring out which horse is going

to run faster than any of the others in the race

is one of the ways I earn a living.

And it takes a lot of homework.

Bugaloo baby, chg6f.

Is that English?

Almost.

It means the horse is a Chestnut gelding

and the race is six furlongs.

Oh, look at that one.

Merry mermaid.

Now, that's a pretty.

It sure is.

But the problem is that horse couldn't

win a horse race even if all the other jockeys rode backwards.

I think she's gonna win.

I like the name.

You do, huh?

Well, as long as you're being scientific about it.

I don't see how we cannot put a bet on merry mermiad.

Good.

Now, if you can show me where the ship to shore phone is,

I shall call Las Vegas.

Yes, sir.

[Inaudible]

You betcha.

Hey, honey, how about this to go with your tux tonight?

It's a little flashy, isn't it?

Yeah.

It goes with your new body.

I'm not sure i'm ready for this.

Don't you just love this?

Hi.

Hi.

Take the silk job.

It's you.

You really think so?

Definitely.

Save me a dance at the party tonight.

Well, he's not really--

that's ok.

I'll do that.

I just love silk.

Can't keep my hands off of it.

See you later.

I think-- I think maybe you're right.

This is probably just a little bit too flashy.

How about this?

With a tux?

I think I will go with the silk job.

Like you said, it does go with the new body.

And when you got it, flaunt it, right?

Flaunt it.

[Inaudible]

But I'm sure it's a nice place.

It's been very nice talking to you.

Hey, come on.

I'll buy you a drink, a nice strong drink.

And then, we'll talk.

You know I don't drink.

But you know what I would like?

Seltzer water, [inaudible] Two cents plain.

You kidding?

You know what a two cent plain's going for nowadays?

It can't cost more than two cents?

Oh, really?

Isaac, what are you getting for bubble water today?

Imported?

A dollar and a quarter.

A dollar and a quarter?

Forget it.

Excuse us.

Listen, you're coming out into a whole different world, pal.

You're gonna need a lot of money just to even get by maybe,

a lot of money.

What did we pay for gas in the old days for the getaway car?

19 cents a gallon.

What?

You ready?

$1.34 today.

Oh, come on.

You don't believe it?

Ask him.

A dollar.

How much is gasoline?

Gasoline?

Yeah.

Oh, well, we don't serve much of that here.

I suggest you stick with the bubbly water.

No. No.

For the car.

What do you pay for gas today?

Oh, anywhere from a dollar and a quarter.

Gee.

I was hoping to open a little fix it shop.

But if everything's at these prices--

excuse us.

There might be a way.

What do you mean?

I understand there's a half a million

in cash in this ship's safe.

Well, you want to go straight, don't you?

You're gonna need some money to get started, won't you?

We knock off the ship's safe so that we

can keep you from sliding back into a life of crime.

You know what I mean?

I guess so.

Boy, Harry, you know, going straight

is more confusing than I thought.

It's an easy job.

It's like rolling out of bed.

The last time I had a job easy as rolling out of bed,

I rolled right into prison.

All set, honey?

Ta-da!

Wow, you look gorgeous.

So do you.

Yeah, that, uh-- what's her name--

sheena was right.

This shirt really does feel good.

Try it.

Nice.

Phil, I have a better idea.

Since it's been such a long day, why

don't we just skip the festivities

and have an early meal in the cabin,

and we can watch a little television?

Sweetheart, there's no television on a ship.

Well, then I'll just have to find some other way

to keep you occupied.

Now, but first, we're gonna have a chance

to do something you never had a chance to do

with the old Philadelphia fats.

We're going to dance up a storm.

Oh, but Phil, it's gonna be so crowded.

So what?

That'll give me a chance to show off my lady.

Come on, what do you say?

Ok.

But I want you to know that nobody

else is gonna get a chance to see how nice that shirt feels.

No winners.

Thank you very much.

[Wolf whistle]

Set your next bets, please.

Hey, you sure look beautiful, beautiful.

Thanks.

Feel like joining us for dinner tonight?

Sorry, fellas, she's dining with me tonight.

I have something for you.

$200?

I don't understand.

Merry mermaid won.

She won?

She really did?

By six lengths going away.

She paid 20 to 1.

But this money isn't really mine.

I mean-- - it certainly is.

If we'd have lost, i'd have taken your money.

After all, you picked the horse.

Vicki did?

She sure did.

Then it's really mine?

Every dime, baby.

What are you gonna do with all that loot, Vic?

You'll find out later.

Here, here.

Give this to the guy and tell him to lock it up.

And that way, you'll have a chance to find

out what the safe looks like.

What's in it?

Blank paper, nothing.

But he won't lock up an envelope with nothing in it.

He don't know there's nothing in it, dummy.

You're smart, Harry.

That's why you're always boss.

Good evening.

Good evening.

Would you lock this up in the safe for me?

Certainly.

Be glad to do it.

Just come this way. - Thank you.

It's nothing.

Uh, how do you know that?

Hey, well, would you lock it up anyway?

I'm sure, uh, it'll be very safe in your safe.

You probably have a very safe safe.

The safest of places.

Besides, uh, nobody would ever try to knock off a--

a safe way out here in the ocean, never.

Now, we'll put your valuables in a safe deposit box.

We really just use the safe for ship's--

it's all the same to me.

Uh, I don't know the slightest thing about safes.

One's just like another to me.

I see you've got a burgess stillwell 210

series, triple bolted, with a concentric multi-cam cylinder

intrusions.

Just a wild guess.

Here's your key.

See, it takes two keys to open these boxes,

so your valuables will be as safe in here

as they would be in there.

Safer.

Sorry I was late.

I had some, uh, last minute things to take care of.

Hello, Vicki.

Happy anniversary, sweetheart.

It's a token of my love and a thank you for two

of the best years of my life.

I love it, daddy, and I love you, too.

Thank you.

Here, let me put it on for you.

Ok.

How does it look?

I think it's perfect on you.

Don't you think so?

Yes, it's fine, honey.

It's just fine.

Open it now.

Oh.

What a beautiful watch.

Vicki, how could you ever affo--

I bought it.

Mr. Hubbard made a bet, and I won.

It's true, merrill.

She picked the horse.

Well, way to go.

Next time, pick one for me.

Yes, but Vicki, you still shouldn't

have spent so much money.

Well, that's ok, daddy.

Mr. Hubbard says i'm gonna win a lot more.

She's a natural, merrill.

She's got the instincts.

And she's beautiful.

Well, when you grow up, honey, you're gonna be one

lady who can beat the system.

Boy, the guys in the old cell block should see me now.

Gee, where'd you learn all these fancy steps?

At the fat farm, one of the exercises.

We had dance class three times a day.

Nothing to it.

Honey, I can't believe it. Did you see that?

Women wanting to dance with me!

Did you see it?

I saw.

Listen, sweetie, why don't we call it a night?

You must be exhausted.

Patty, this is a vacation.

We don't have to get up early.

I'm raring to go!

Oh.

Well, I tell you what, sweetie.

I'm bushed, so why I don't I turn--

come on, philsy.

Never mind.

Let's dance.

So you two have been laying low all these years, huh?

We even changed our names.

Big Harry arona and babe are now Mr. and Mrs. Harold hanley.

Harry manages a car wash.

I work at the hospital as a receptionist.

We have the cutest little house in the valley.

He raises begonias, the greatest.

Oh!

Yeah, but that dull life is all finished.

Uh, listen, we'd better get started.

We're not gonna do it tonight, are we?

Why not?

Met a nice lady this afternoon,

and I invited her to go dancing.

That's ok, go for it.

We can always pull the job tomorrow night.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, there she is.

See you later.

Thanks.

Honey, he's entitled to one night of fun

after being away so long.

Relax, honey.

A little dancing won't hurt him.

And besides, he'll be in better shape to do the job for us.

I'm not so sure.

That clown is liable to step on his own fingers.

You know--

Boy, I really hated to leave.

They're gonna be dancing up there for hours.

Honey, you sure you don't wanna go back?

Positive.

I have been dying to get out of there all night.

Oh, of course you wanted to leave.

You never wanted to go.

What's the matter with me?

Here we are, two lovers separated for months,

a romantic night, and i'm making like John Travolta

while you're in the mood for love, hmm?

Oh, honey, are you sure you're not tired?

No.

The old, tubby me would have been,

but now, I've got the energy of a teenager.

[Phone rings]

Hello?

Yeah, that's me.

Uh, hang on a minute.

I'll ask.

The gang wants us to come back to the dance.

No, Patty's not in the mood.

No, I'd better not.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Bye bye.

Honey, I've got an idea.

Why don't-- Patty?

Patty?

[Knocking]

Come on, Phil!

The dance is still going.

Julie (on loudspeaker) Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

Shore launches for cabo San Lucas

are now boarding passengers.

Why don't you come ashore with us, merrill?

We'll have some fun.

Oh, please, daddy?

I'm sorry, but I have too much to do on board.

Mr. Hubbard! Vicki!

Oh, good.

We'd thought we'd miss you.

Listen, if you find any action ashore, we want part of it.

Yeah, whatever Vicki bets on, put us down for 10 bucks.

Apiece.

Ok, you've got it.

Wish us luck.

I'm afraid you're out of luck.

I don't think you're gonna find any gambling in cabo San Lucas.

Oh, come on, merrill.

There's no place in the world a man can't find a little action

if he knows where to look.

[Horn honks]

Uh-oh, the launch is getting ready to go.

You guys better leave.

Ok, Princess, let's find ourselves a car and driver.

- Bye, daddy! - Bye.

- Bye. - Bye, honey.

Did you hear that, man?

Yeah.

A car and driver.

Hey, man, he's teaching Vicki all his smooth moves.

Are you ok?

Never better.

You know, the least you could've done last night

was to wake me up.

You were exhausted.

The girls said I shouldn't wake you up.

That was thoughtful of them.

Hi.

Looking for a running mate?

Phil: You bet.

I'll go with you.

No, that's ok. You rest for a while.

No, no, no, I'm coming.

Here I come now.

Ok, up, donner.

Up, blitzen.

Patty, forget it.

You're out of shape.

Don't worry, I'll take good care of him.

Patty?

Huh?

You all right?

Fine.

It's just that I find having Clark Kent turn into Superman

wasn't quite as thrilling as I thought it would be.

You're not worried about the competition?

Oh, no, the competition doesn't bother me.

It's just that i'm beginning to think

that the fat that came off of his body

all may have gone to his head.

Hey, sleeping-- sleeping beauty.

What, you gonna sleep all day?

I didn't get much rest last night,

worrying about my old buddies in the safe-cracking business.

Gasoline's so expensive, how can they afford

to use their blowtorches?

Julie (on loudspeaker) We hope you enjoyed

your visit to cabo San Lucas.

Next stop, our home port of Los Angeles.

Ok, keep both feet together like that, nice and loose.

Or alternate feet, if you like.

Or you might want to try this one.

Uh, I think I'll wait till the next cruise, doc.

Hi, guys.

Hi, sweetheart.

I was just showing him some rope-skipping routines.

Now, you keep that up, you'll stay slim.

Thanks, doc.

Thought you might be ready for lunch.

Oh, didn't I tell you?

Those two girls, you know, they keep--

they've been bugging me to have lunch with them.

I couldn't keep saying no.

You don't mind, sweetheart, do you?

You know something, Phil?

I really don't.

I knew you wouldn't.

You can join us later, if you want.

That'd be ok.

Goodbye, Phil.

Oh, daddy, I had such a wonderful time.

Oh, good.

Look at the doll Mr. Hubbard bought me.

It's handmade, one of a kind, and it didn't cost anything.

It didn't?

Uh-uh.

We made a bet, and we won lots of money.

Mr. Hubbard is fantastic.

Vicki, I'm glad you like Wade.

I like him, too, a lot.

I wanna be just like him when I grow up.

I'm gonna live in all those foreign places

and have the best of everything.

But that isn't always possible.

Well, I know.

Sometimes, when you don't have the money for a taxi,

you have to take the bus.

But then you bet again, and you win some more money.

It's easy.

It's not that easy.

Vicki, life is more than just a choice

between a bus and a taxi.

The work you do, the way you make your money,

is as important as the money itself.

But Mr. Hubbard makes money without working.

That's just the trap I don't want you

to fall into, that philosophy.

Vicki, there's a reward in doing a job that something

for nothing can never equal.

There is?

I know it doesn't sound glamorous,

but promise me you'll think about it.

It's important to me.

All right, daddy.

I'll think about it, I promise.

But first, I've gotta go show this doll to Julie.

She'll never believe it was free!

Honey, I'm sorry I'm late.

I'll get dressed in two shakes.

Patty?

Julie?

Yes?

Um, have you seen Patty?

Uh-huh.

She moved to fiesta 136.

Moved?

Yeah.

Now, this is all gonna be very--

huh?

Huh?

I said that sailor has the door key to the back room

in his pocket, and we need it.

A sailor?

Nothing to it.

Hi, big boy.

Hi.

Sure is a nice night for a little walk on deck.

Sure is.

Babe always could get guys to take her anywhere.

I remember.

- Good night. - Hey.

Hmm?

Hey, uh, I was-- oh!

Are you all right, madam?

Oh, yes.

Good night, then.

Good girl.

You're wonderful, honey.

Listen, we'll see you later, all right?

What's the matter?

He called me madam.

Here, hold this.

Get started.

[Dial turning]

It's not making any clicks.

What do you mean?

Did you say something?

Yeah.

That explains it.

Nothing wrong with the safe.

It's my hearing aid.

My battery's dead.

Your battery's dead?

You say something?

My battery's dead.

So are we.

Know what?

Maybe you can listen for me.

Tell me when it clicks and when it clacks.

Move over.

Click.

You say something?

Click!

Sure it wasn't a clack?

Clack.

Clack?

Maybe halfway, a-- a clickety-clack.

A clickety-clack or a clackety-click?

What's going on?

What are you doing here?

I'm breaking our engagement, Phil.

What?

Oh, come on, Patty.

You can't be jealous just because a couple of women--

no, I'm not jealous, honestly.

Well, if you're not jealous, then what?

Phil, I don't know who you are anymore.

And I don't know what you're talking about.

You are not the same man that I

knew and loved two months ago.

No, I'm not.

I left half of that man back on a fat farm in Texas.

Maybe the wrong half.

Oh, Patty.

Come on, honey.

Look, what's inside hasn't changed.

Now, what do you really want?

What I really want is my old Phil Manning back.

But if I can't have that, then I guess I'll just have

to settle for dinner instead.

Excuse me, Phil.

Hi, merrill.

You wanted to see me?

Why, you look like you just found

some termites in the hull.

Why the long face?

It's Vicki.

Vicki?

What's the problem?

You.

Me?

What are you-- what are you talking about?

I'm worried about your influence over her

and all those expensive gifts.

Like this watch, for instance.

Where does a child her age come off buying something like this?

Oh, come on, merrill.

You're talking about a couple of trinkets.

Wade, you're destroying her values.

Because I believe in going first class,

living for the moment?

It's my lifestyle.

What's wrong with that?

Nothing, for you.

But you made that decision as an adult. Vicki

is far too young to make a judgment of that kind.

She needs more time.

Ok.

Let's say you're right.

But what's the big deal?

I'll be gone tomorrow and so will your problem.

Wrong.

To her, you're a glamorous, exciting figure.

She's blinded by your glitter.

It's gonna take a lot of painful work

to undo that impression, if it can be done at all.

It'll never work.

Huh?

It's getting where I can't tell tell

the clicks from the clacks.

I got fresh batteries in my cabin.

Well, then let's get out of here and fix your earplug.

You go first, make sure the coast is clear.

Oh, here you go.

I got it.

Fingers?

Where are you?

Who are you looking for?

Don't do that!

That was a real high-stakes game.

The sheikh won a golf club.

Just a golf club?

All 36 holes and a clubhouse.

Hi, Isaac.

Hi. - Hello, Vicki.

Hey.

Oh, I thought you'd be in the casino by now.

Pretty soon.

Oh, I wish I could go with you.

I'll bet we'd clean 'em out.

I don't think that'd be a very good idea.

I know, the captain would probably skin me alive.

If I could only convince him how lucky we always are.

Yeah.

You certainly were lucky for gopher and me this afternoon.

Winning sure beats working.

Yeah.

Well, I gotta go.

I promised Julie I'd help her with the ping-pong tournament.

Hold on a minute, Vicki, will you?

I noticed this afternoon that the clasp was a little loose.

Yeah, it sure is.

Why don't I have it fixed for you,

or you'll have pearls running all over the deck?

Thanks.

I'll be at the casino later.

You can pick them up there.

Ok.

Good luck.

I'm glad babe made us have dinner first.

I always do better after a meal.

Raises the blood sugar count in my fingers.

All right, get at it.

You want your envelope back?

I got the key for it.

The safe, the safe!

Come on!

Beautiful.

Just like music.

Can you hear all right?

[Dial turning]

[Safe clicks]

You can't do it!

I did it.

It's open.

You're kidding.

You did it.

You did it!

Come here!

I love it!

Hi.

Oh, hi, Julie.

Beautiful night, isn't it?

Oh, it sure is.

Too beautiful to spend alone.

Mm-hmm, my sentiments exactly.

Well, then maybe you'd like to meet a friend of mine.

Oh, thanks, Julie, but I don't think so.

Not right now.

Well, you might like him.

He's pretty special um, miss billett,

may I introduce Mr. Philadelphia fats?

I think we've met.

Oh.

Well, in that case, if you'll excuse me.

What are you doing in that silly suit?

Oh, I plan to fill it out--

with real blubber, of course.

Why?

You look sensational.

Your new body's a smash.

I know.

But if it means losing you, it's not worth it.

Do you really think how much you weigh could actually

affect how much I loved you?

Maybe not, but it affected how much I loved me.

Old Philadelphia fats never got any attention.

Now, with a new body, I got too much attention.

I guess I just couldn't handle it.

"Couldn't"?

Past tense?

Very past tense.

Thinking about spending the rest of my life without you,

there's just no way.

I wanna come home, Patty.

Fat or skinny, can I come home?

Oh, Phil.

Fat or skinny, you are home.

Dealer: We have 27 red.

We have no winners, no winners except on odd.

Excuse me, sir.

Place your bets, place your bets.

Are you winning?

I'm afraid not.

Well, you will.

Did you fix my pearls?

Oh, about those.

Um, I was starting on a hot streak,

and I figured you'd want in on it.

And this other player offered me cash for them, so, uh--

you mean, you sold my pearls?

Honey, he gave me $250 for them.

That's pretty good, isn't it?

But you gave them to me.

But they didn't cost you anything, so stop whining.

The bottom line is I blew the 250.

Then they're gone?

Yeah, but if i'd have won, you'd have

had four strings of pearls.

Look, those are the breaks.

I wish you would've asked me first.

I'd have never sold your present.

Won't you stop acting like a crybaby

and learn to take your lumps?

And shape up.

Dealer: Around we go again.

No more.

2 black.

[Cork popping]

Oh, happy days are here again!

Here.

I never touch the stuff.

Here, honey.

Ah, we did it.

We did it!

You know what this means?

Yup.

Means we're on the lam again.

Yeah.

You'd sure never go back to that little house no more.

I hope somebody waters your begonias.

Well, if nobody's gonna say it, I will.

It ain't worth it!

Come on, babe!

No, I mean it!

We've been kidding ourselves.

All these years, we've been waiting to make that one

big score to make us happy.

And you know something?

We already were happy.

We don't need this.

Well, maybe we don't, but--

but fingers does.

No, not really.

Hildegarde-- she's my lady friend--

she's got a nice little mom-and-pop store.

Only now she's a widow, it's just the mom store,

and she's kind of shopping around for a new pop.

Oh, boy.

And I was hoping that the old arona gang would--

would finish up in a--

in a Blaze of glory!

It will, Harry.

It is gonna finish in a Blaze of glory.

We're gonna do something that no other gang ever did.

Like what?

Like putting all the loot back.

Oh!

It's ok by me.

I just won't buy gasoline.

One thing, babe--

are you really trying to say we shouldn't go through with this

because we've grown too old?

No, Harry.

Because we've grown too wise.

Oh, philsy?

Hi.

We missed you last night, and you

missed the time of your life.

I don't think I did.

Bye.

Hey, Phil, Patty.

Hey, Patty, Phil.

I hope you enjoyed your cruise.

Oh, we certainly did.

Listen, Phil.

You know, you're really something else.

No desserts, no goodies--

I mean, you really have willpower.

I bet you can resist anything.

Not quite, Isaac.

Not quite.

Bye.

So long.

Come see us again.

Merrill.

Oh, I hear you had a run of bad luck last night.

It happens.

Occupational hazard.

Lose much?

More than I've ever lost before.

Did Vicki tell you about my selling her pearls?

Yes, and I believe that about as much as I

believe in the tooth fairy.

I'm gonna tell her the truth.

No, no, you don't know how much that tempts me.

No, we've gotta play out the hand,

or this whole lesson will be wasted.

Let her hate me a little longer.

Oh, I don't think she hates you.

Well, some day when she's old enough to see things straight,

you give her back her pearls and tell her that old Mr. Lucky

really did care.

Wade.

You didn't lose last night.

You've never been a bigger winner in your life.

Well, I hope you folks enjoyed your cruise.

Oh, we sure did.

I wouldn't trade it for, uh, a million bucks.

Or, uh, half a million, anyway.

Excuse me, there are some people

waiting to get their things out of the safe deposit boxes.

Doc, I know.

I lost my key.

I sent for the chief purser.

Hmm?

Oh!

Uh, well, i--

I'll say goodbye.

Ok, bye bye.

- Bye. - Bye bye.

Bye.

I don't understand it.

I always keep it right in this--

I mean, if you-- if you can't remember the combination,

Sonny, it's 38, 11, and 22.

Uh--

what's the matter?

That's it.

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