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[Theme music]
(Singing) Love, exciting and new.
Come aboard.
We're expecting you.
And love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow.
It floats back to you.
Love boat, soon we'll be making another run.
The love boat promises something for everyone.
Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance.
And love won't hurt anymore.
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
It's love.
Welcome aboard.
It's love.
Hello.
Welcome aboard.
Yes, you go through the lobby and up the stairs.
Hello.
Hi.
Welcome aboard.
Hello.
I'm Brian Mallory.
Oh, welcome aboard, Mr. Mallory.
It's a pleasure to have such a distinguished writer with us.
We have a lot of your books in the library.
Yes, I should think so.
You certainly picked the right cruise.
Two weeks, the Panama canal, the exotic Caribbean.
I read the brochure.
And this is my wife, Janet.
Captain stubing: How do you do?
I'm captain stubing.
This is yeoman purser Smith, Dr. Bricker.
Pleasure.
If there's anything you need--
all arrivals board through this entrance, don't they?
That's right.
You expecting someone--
Pretty lady.
He's a strange bird.
Loved her.
Hated him.
Oh my gosh.
I don't believe it.
Julie.
Hey, Julie is that you?
Roger, Roger markham.
Hello.
How are you?
Oh, this is my fiance, maude Victor, Julie McCoy.
Pleasure to meet you.
How do you do?
We went to college together.
Oh.
I had no idea you worked here.
How long have you been doing this?
Hey, look, did you see anybody from the old gang?
Roger, Roger, I would love to talk with you,
but I'm kind of busy.
I'd love to get together with you later.
I bet you would.
Hi.
How are you?
Can you tell me where the [inaudible]??
Mr. Peter Andrews.
Oh, that's a pretty girl he's traveling with.
He's traveling alone, Janet.
Do try to curb your schoolgirl imagination.
Hi.
Hello.
I'm marcia rand. - Oh, well, hello.
Yes.
You're on the promenade deck, cabin 343.
Thanks.
This the Dave Porter, same address.
Well, hello.
I'm Julie McCoy, your cruise director.
Hi.
I won these in some sort of a contest.
Really?
Is there a place to work out on the ship?
Yeah.
Oh, come on.
You're not gonna have time for that.
You just knock on the cabin when the two weeks are over.
Oh, there's marcia rand, present with whomever.
He's unimportant.
Mr. Marvin Jones.
Our group is now complete.
And we'll be at sea before they learn that their free cruise
does have a price.
Hello, merrill.
Charlie, I didn't expect to see
you back vacationing so soon.
Well, it's not exactly a vacation.
I have a sales meeting in Puerto Rico to get ready for,
plus an important mission to accomplish while I'm on board.
- Well, it sounds intriguing. - Sir.
Yes?
Time to boogie.
Duty calls.
We'll talk later.
Oh, gopher, try to find out what is important mission is
and see if she has a friend.
He's is quite a man.
The best.
Couldn't get along without him.
You may have to.
If I have my way, this Caribbean cruise will be
captain stubing's last voyage.
Sent for me, Mr. Mallory?
Two things.
In the future, would you please instruct the bartender
to use freshly ground nutmeg when I order a ramos fizz?
And secondly, would you be so kind
as to deliver one box to each of the persons on that list?
I'll see you in my cabin when you're through.
Which goes to who?
To whom does each go?
But no matter.
They're identical.
And remember, not a word as to from whom they came.
Yes, sir.
Remember, freshly ground nutmeg.
You have any papaya juice or protein powder.
Afraid not.
Close as I could come is grapefruit juice
in a dirty glass.
Give me a glass of milk, skim.
Lemme guess, struggling young medical student?
Yeah, close.
Struggling previously young lawyer.
Oh, then, why the medical books?
I'm donating a kidney to my brother next month
and I was kind of reading up on this procedure.
Hey.
That's really something.
Yeah.
Sure sounds saintly, doesn't it?
But I got to admit, at times, I get kind of chicken, you know?
The closer it gets, the more I get attached to little George
here.
You're actually going to give away part of your body?
Well, I'll still have the back up.
But won't that leave a scar?
I guess so, unless they put in a zipper.
He's going to be scarred for life.
How's he's gonna look when he wears a bathing suit?
Beautiful.
Oh, hey, Mr. Andrews.
Yeah?
I got something for you.
Who is this from?
I can't say.
Yeah?
Hm.
Gopher: Wow.
What's this?
Your cruise ticket and this coin are my gifts.
An even more generous prize awaits.
Come alone to the terrace room, midnight tonight.
That's weird.
I think it's kind of neat.
Thanks.
Intriguing.
Hey, you.
What was in that box you gave him?
Was it pills?
Well, ma'am, that's personal business.
I mean, if it doesn't directly concern you,
I don't see everything--
everything about that man concerns me.
Now, I want you to report to me on everything he does,
everything.
Well, you don't have to give me money, ma'am.
Money is no object.
$1.27, I can see that.
I'll do what I can.
Thank you.
Watch it.
You're standing in my sun.
Oh, it's you.
Hey, you big old hunk.
What do you say you and I go downstairs
in our little old cabin and change for dinner?
But dinner isn't for another three hours.
Oh, why must we wait for the last minute for these things.
Oh, Ms. Rand, i'm glad I found you.
I have something for you.
For me?
Mhm.
Look at this.
It's a coin.
I think this is sold gold.
It is.
Hey, what do you mean giving my girl--
hey, look, don't look at me.
I'm not even into bronze.
It's from whoever gave us the cruise tickets.
And it says he's gonna--
there's a meeting tonight.
Upper lounge, midnight.
So this whole trip is just to meet another guy?
No.
No.
It's nothing like that.
Come on, tiger.
What do you say you and I go down to our little old cabin?
Well, why don't you go down to your little old cabin with him?
Mr. Jones, sir.
This is for you.
Oh, thank you very much.
Not at all.
Thank you very much.
Oh, boy.
This is lovely.
There's a-- there's a note.
Oh.
Yeah.
So that's it?
I didn't win this trip.
It's a gift.
Obviously from an admirer, some wealthy woman.
Well, not quite--
probably somebody at the bookstore where
I work and admired me from afar and arranged
for this rendezvous, lusting for my body.
Right.
But my heart will not be a bird in a gilded cage.
I won't sell my heart for a rich woman's gold.
Off to the Caribbean on a banana boat.
You know, Charlie, you really are something.
You haven't stopped working since you came on board.
Yeah, well that's the price of running a successful business.
How do you get any time to enjoy it?
You know, Charlie, you got a big organization.
Why don't you get someone to help you with the load?
It's not that simple.
The kind of man I need is very difficult to find.
And then, if I find him, how do I interest him?
Just give him what he wants.
All right.
What do you want?
Me?
You're kidding, Charlie.
Look, I'm a sailor.
I don't know anything about business.
I can teach you everything there is to know in six months.
Grab it, merrill.
Why, it's a good management job with an unlimited future.
You're wasting yourself here.
No.
Not a waste.
I like it.
It is a waste.
I mean, worrying about who's sitting at what table,
whether Mrs. Smith's mattresses is lumpy or not.
Come on.
That's beneath you.
Captain, Dr. Bricker's waiting for us in your office.
Oh, thank you.
Look, I'm sorry, Charlie.
I got a staff meeting.
I know what your salary is.
I'll triple your pay.
You're joking.
Plus stock options.
Come on.
In five years, you and Vicki will be
set for the rest of your lives.
Think it over.
New York is an exciting city.
You and Vicki'll love it.
Here.
You look over our annual report.
I think you'll find it very interesting.
Charlie comes on pretty strong, doesn't he?
Yeah.
Sounds tempting.
Are you considering it?
No.
I don't think so, Isaac.
Then, would you put in a good word for me?
After we go through the Panama canal,
our first island is Aruba.
It's Dutch, has fantastic beaches and casinos.
That's great.
On palm beach.
See--
well, well, well, you two certainly spend a lot of time
together, don't you?
Oh, we've only been here a couple of minutes.
Yes, but you were waiting to greet him when we got on board.
Waiting?
I didn't even know he was coming.
Yeah, besides, that's her job.
She's a greeter.
She greets everyone.
Oh, but not the way she greeted you, Roger.
I saw the way you looked at his, yearning, burning, longing.
Roger: What yearning, burning?
It was just a handshake.
To you perhaps, Roger.
But-- but a woman can see these things
for what they really are. - Maude.
You know, obviously, she was waiting
to renew the torrid romance that you tow shared in college.
Honey, I think this is just your imagination.
Julie's not interested in me.
Oh, really?
Not in the slightest.
If I hadn't shown up now, Ms. McCoy,
how long would it have taken you before you
invited Roger to your cabin?
About 100 years.
I'll bet.
Maude.
Roger.
Look it, Ms. McCoy, this man is mine.
So if you will please stay away from--
Roger: Maude.
Roger, let's go.
Ok, Isaac.
We'll pick up a new supply of rum in San Juan.
That should last til we get back to Los Angeles.
No problem, sir.
Next?
And about the antibiotics, if we run out,
we can pick up some on one of the islands.
Good.
Captain.
Captain.
Captain.
Captain, sir, i'd--
I'd like to make a complaint about your Ms. McCoy.
Captain stubing: Well, what seems to be the problem?
Well, she's trying to steal my fiancee away from me.
She's a-- a vamp.
She was pawing and clawing him right in the lobby.
Sir, she must be disciplined.
Oh, very serious, especially at sea.
I think the minimum sentence for vamping is flogging.
I forget, captain, does that call for 10 or 20 lashes?
Lashes?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
That's not exactly what I had in mind.
Well, that's very decent of you.
But girls like that must be taught a lesson.
Yes, but nonetheless, captain, I
think that a stern reprimand would be enough.
I'll have a word with Ms. McCoy.
Ok.
Thank you, captain. You too.
Thank you.
[Inaudible]
Vamping?
That's the craziest thing I ever.
I mean, Julie would never try to steal a man,
much less climb all over and claw and paw him.
Would she?
No.
But it's not hopeless.
She's still young enough to learn.
Brian, what are you up to?
Why all the mystery?
Years ago, as my secretary, you had the good sense
not to question me.
May I suggest you continue this admirable quality?
[Knocking]
Hello.
Boxes are all delivered, Mr. Mallory.
Except for this one to Mr. Burl Smith.
Right.
Burl Smith.
That's me.
Precisely.
Why me?
Well, have any idea what this mysterious meeting
is all about? - No.
I guess we're in the same boat--
ship.
Whatever.
She sent for you too?
And me.
She wants three guys?
She didn't send for you.
He did.
A he?
Well, give Romeo back his gold.
That broad-minded I ain't.
Marvin, sit down.
It's not like that at all.
Wow.
All of you too, huh?
Well, I hope this meeting works, because this
is getting me a divorce fellas and I'm not ever married.
Brian: Good evening.
I'm Brian Mallory.
The author?
Brian: The same.
This is my wife Janet.
Do you write too?
Well, once i--
another time, Janet.
Now, I shall be brief.
I need your help in an urgent quest
for a missing man, my nephew and only living
relative, Mr. Thomas Mallory.
But you ask why would I want you to find my nephew?
Well, it's quite simple really.
I wouldn't recognize him.
I haven't seen the boy since he was an infant.
But all of you have.
Ah, so you're beginning to understand.
Tom Mallory.
Oh, yeah.
I remember him.
He used to come to my bookstore all the time,
aisles 12, comparative religion.
Yeah.
I don't think I've ever met--
you helped him settle an insurance claim.
Tom Mallory.
Oh, I did help him settle that claim.
He smashed up his ankle real bad in an accident.
Tom Mallory, wait.
He lived in the same apartment building I live in.
I used to meet him in the laundry room.
No.
He moved out a few months ago though.
Six months ago to be exact.
As a matter of fact, he left to go on a cruise
aboard this very ship.
And I played chess with him.
He was limping on that bad ankle.
Seemed to enjoy the cruise.
Took his mind off the limp.
But he never came back.
You think he just got off at one of these islands
and just stayed there?
Possibly.
Yeah, but Mr. Mallory, after all this time,
I mean, that's a long shot looking for him now.
But it's the only one I have.
And it's very important that I find my nephew.
Wouldn't a private eye be better?
Now, that would be a worthless exercise.
I mean, without a proper description,
he couldn't possibly help.
But see, you all know Tom.
You know some of his traits.
And most importantly, the only photographs of him
are in your memories.
Well, it could be worth a try.
Believe me, I shall be deeply appreciative.
If the four of you can bring me and my nephew together,
I am prepared to pay you $100,000.
$25,000 a piece?
Trying to remember exactly what Tom looks
like so I'll be able to spot him.
You know, everybody has something
distinctive about him.
Now, what does Tom have?
An uncle with 100 grand.
May I serve you?
Janet?
No thank you.
A Brandy please.
You seem upset.
Why are you so insulting to me in front of other people?
You make it so easy.
You've become so rude and so unkind.
You're nicer to your dog than you are to me.
Well, at least she listens and does what she's told.
Did you come up with anything?
No.
Now, help me.
Think.
Try to remember Tom.
It's been so long ago.
I'd have to check the picture again.
Boy, it'd sure help if I had a photo to remind me,
but there weren't any pictures. Picture.
What? What picture?
Yeah.
The one of you and him playing chess.
Remember, I was trying out my new camera.
You made that dumb face.
Where is that picture?
I put it on the cruise bulletin board.
Or was it in the lounge?
Wait. Wait a minute.
Now, where is it? Think.
Try to remember.
I really don't know why I stay with you, Brian.
Well, if you're not happy, you can always leave.
I beg your pardon?
I said you can always leave.
I see.
All right.
I will.
I always do what I'm told.
I did put it on the crew bulletin board.
I remember, because I wanted everyone
to see that dumb face you made.
And it's still there, right?
Last time I looked.
Down in the corner with the red thumbtacks.
Boy, you sure looked ridiculous.
Hey, Mr. Mallory, guess what?
I just-- could we get the picture, please?
Good.
Idea
I understand the cruise is sold out.
The only place to sleep is on deck.
It can get awfully cold up there.
Not nearly as cold as it is down here.
You can't be serious.
Well, if you expect me to beg you to stay--
I don't.
I don't.
If there's one thing I've learned,
it's never to expect anything from Brian Mallory.
Let's see.
What is it?
It's a red thumbtack.
The picture was here.
And it was taken.
Little late to be running away from home.
As a doctor, i'd say that sniffle
is definitely not cold related.
You want to talk about it?
No.
Excuse me, Mrs. Mallory, can I help?
I don't know what to do?
Do you think you might be able to find me an empty cabin?
No.
These Caribbean cruises are always sold out.
Well, I certainly feel like a fool.
I can't go back.
I won't.
Would you like to stay in my cabin?
I know this is the love boat, doctor, but--
oh, no.
No.
I-- I'll move to the infirmary.
It's empty.
Nobody's had a chance to get seasick yet.
Well, why don't I stay there?
I'm sorry, but passengers have to have a good medical reason.
Don't I have an in with the doctor?
Ok.
There's just one thing.
I'd be very grateful if you wouldn't
mention this to anyone.
Whatever we've said will remain strictly confidential.
Thank you.
I'll check you into the infirmary
as a case of slightly running mascara.
[Bell]
Come on.
Honey, I was waiting for you up at the pool.
I'm not in the mood.
No?
So just what are you in the mood for?
You, know I don't know what you want from me.
You think I'm some sort of a robot.
A robot?
You didn't get back here last night
til after 1:00 in the morning.
And then, you refused to discuss it.
Now, suddenly you expect me to be all lovey dovey.
- Dave-- - I'm flesh and blood, you know?
I have feelings.
I can't just turn my emotions off and on like a faucet.
Well, about last night, I just didn't think
we were supposed to discuss it.
Oh, yeah.
Sure.
All right.
I'll tell you.
Listen, well, there were four of us that met.
Brian Mallory, the writer and his wife.
Come on.
Brian Mallory wants us to find his nephew,
who is somewhere on these islands
that we're about to visit.
That's why he sent us the tickets.
That's all there is to it?
That's all there is to it.
Why don't you and I take a little siesta?
Well, I'm not very tired.
You will be.
Oh, hello, sweetheart.
Got time to play some ping pong?
I'm afraid not, honey.
Maybe you can find somebody else.
I tried, but there's not many kids on this trip.
Well, maybe a little later.
Ok.
Bye.
Goodbye.
[Inaudible]
I got a little problem.
Naturally.
Nothing serious.
A passenger tripped on the carpet in the lower lobby.
Now, she's making noises about suing.
Was she hurt?
Sprain at worse.
I think she just wanted a little attention.
- One of those. - One of those.
Captain stubing: Well, invite her to my table.
I already did.
Her name is Ms. Lottie.
And I'll split the time with her so you won't
be stuck with her all night.
Doc.
Yeah?
This Ms. Lottie is lovely, young, and adorable right?
Sorry.
None of the above or I would've invited her to my table.
Captain stubing, I understand you're looking for me, sir.
Oh, yes, yes.
A passenger complained that you were
trying to steal her fiance.
Sir, that is a guy that I knew very slightly in college.
And it's really nothing. - Yes.
Nevertheless.
I don't want you to see him for the rest of the cruise.
Otherwise, the penalty for vamping on the high seas
is 20 lashes.
Oh, sir, if you catch me with either one of them,
I deserve it.
Captain.
Now what?
Oh, hello, Charlie.
Have you read our company report yet?
No.
Not yet.
Well, don't put it off.
I think you'll see exactly what I
meant when I said that's the job that you should be in.
You know, I haven't ordered for myself in years.
Well, then, it's a celebration.
What would you like?
I don't know.
I'll have whatever you're having.
Whoever would believe it?
Little old me at the captain's table.
But I'm telling you right now, captain,
I'm not calling this trip complete
until you dance with me.
Yes, I would be honored, Ms. Lottie.
But what about your ankle?
My what?
Oh, my ankle.
I'll manage.
But I won't be able to run very fast.
Oh, those epaulets are just adorable.
They're so shiny.
Oh, and you're the only one who has four stripes.
Yes.
I'm the captain.
Uh oh.
I got to go.
A medical emergency.
Worse.
The ships afloat, but the captain's sinking fast.
May I see you later?
I don't think I have a lot of choice.
You are my landlord.
What a delicious dinner.
- Thank you. - Excuse me.
I think I'll turn it.
Goodnight, everyone.
Goodnight sweetheart.
Goodnight, darling.
Goodnight.
Night night.
Goodnight.
Bye bye.
What a charming child.
Thank you.
I just love children.
Do you have a family, Mr. Dillingham?
Oh, no. No.
I don't.
I'm not married.
Well, a bachelor.
Hello.
Would you like to take a little walk on deck, Ms. Lottie?
Oh, I don't know.
I thought I'd just sit here and have a nice little talk
with Mr. Bach--
Mr. Dillingham.
Charlie: That's all right.
I-- I wouldn't want to keep you from the moonlight.
You wouldn't?
Well, all right, a little walk.
But no hanky-panky.
Neither hanky nor panky.
I promise you.
Then, why on earth are we going?
Now, remember, captain, save me a dance.
I will.
And I'll see you later Mr. D.
Oh, Mr. Andrews.
How are the kidneys?
Just great, Isaac.
Excuse me.
Did I just hear you asking how his kidneys work?
Yeah.
What did he say?
He said that they were great.
You sure?
Yeah.
Both of them?
Mhm.
Thanks.
You get a lot of Ms. Lotties here, don't you merrill?
Don't say it, Charlie.
You know, here, you're a den mother,
a glorified baby sitter for 600 children.
This is no challenge to a man of your ability.
Oh, it's not so bad, Charlie.
It's like second nature to me now.
I've been doing it for so many years.
That's right.
That's why now it's time for a change.
And I haven't even mentioned the money aspect.
I mean, you want to give Vicki every opportunity.
Did you ever stop to think of how much
a college education costs today?
Three, four thousand a year, maybe $20,000 to graduate.
No.
You're off by half.
And by the time Vicki's ready, it's gonna be a lot
more, maybe $40,000, $50,000.
Will you be ready for that?
$50,000?
Merrill, for your own good, for Vicki's good,
you can't afford to turn me down.
You know, that's the first time I've danced it 12 years.
Well, I guarantee you won't have to wait that long again.
I think you ought to specialize
in curing runny mascara cases.
Oh, it's been a wonderful day.
You've been wonderful.
Do you think we could go a bit slowly?
This is kind of new for me.
There's something I want you to know.
I think you're very special.
Thank you.
I haven't felt special for a very long time.
We're gonna change all that.
It may take a while.
Us wonderful people are always patient.
Don't be too patient.
Captain stubing (Radio): Well, this
is mb island Princess calling Panama canal control center.
Request permission to enter miraflores lock.
Miraflores lock controller (radio):
This is miraflores lock control center to mb island Princess.
Permission granted.
Standby to take pilot crew aboard to receive
lines from locomotives.
Enter left lock.
Captain stubing (radio): Roger from mb island Princess.
Entering left lock.
Miraflores lock controller (radio):
Miraflores control confirming left locked gate,
now be opened to receive you.
Gopher (intercom): Attention all passengers.
This is assistant purser burl Smith.
And we now begin our 50-mile passage through the Panama
canal into the Atlantic ocean.
The ship will proceed under its own power,
with steel cables from those six locomotives
keeping us centered while going through the locks.
We hope you enjoy your trip through the Panama
canal, one of the true wonders of the modern world.
When it was completed in 1914, this incredible path
between the seas represented the largest,
costliest creation ever before attempted
in the history of man.
The canal cost over $40 million a mile
and took a half century to complete, during which time
50,000 workers removed enough earth to fill a freight
train 100,000 miles long.
It changed global politics forever.
In it's building, a new nation, Panama, was born.
And the United States was established
as a true world power.
Over 52 million gallons of water are required to raise and lower
our ship through the six locks, three at each end of the canal.
The water enters the lock through pipes 18-feet wide
after the gate is closed behind us.
It will cost the island Princess a total fee of almost $20,000
to use the canal.
But it saves more than 10 times that amount
in fuel alone plus 8,000 miles of stormy sailing.
Oh, I got back up.
Just a second. Oh!
- Geez! - Excuse me.
Are you ok? - Yeah, I'm fine.
- Sorry. - Are you all right?
Yeah. I'm fine.
- Watch what you're doing. - It was an accident.
- You sure you're ok? - Yeah.
Look, let's have it.
Now, you've been breathing down my neck
ever since I got on board.
Who are you?
I'm Sharon Patrick.
I'm engaged to your brother, you know, the one
who's getting your kidney?
Yeah.
I know who he is, but he didn't say anything
to me about getting married--
well, he wanted to kind of keep
the engagement quiet until after the operation was over.
Anyway, he sort of suggester I come along to keep an--
make sure I didn't Welsh on the deal?
Just like good old Blake.
Look, I know you two aren't very close,
but Blake is really a wonderful person.
So you're here to babysit my kidneys.
No, just the left one.
Well, you're got nothing to worry about.
George is just fine.
And he'll make it to the church on time.
George?
Yeah.
That's what I named my kidney, the loaner.
That's a nice name.
I have an uncle George.
He's a wholesale jeweler in tustin.
Well, I didn't name it after him.
All my giblets are completely fictional.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna toast the big ditch
with a ice cold beer.
Wait a minute.
Wouldn't you rather have some fruit?
I think a banana would be real good.
My dear, you cannot toast a wonder
of the world with a banana.
But you mustn't drink.
Blake doesn't like beer.
He doesn't?
Well, George does.
And you might as well know something else.
He also likes double martinis.
So you just might have to put up with the hiccups
on your wedding night.
I'm going with you.
I have a right.
I am engaged to part of you.
Captain stubing (Radio): Water entering
the three locks on the pacific end of the canal
has now raised our ship 85 feet above sea level
and bring us to gatun lake.
Most people think of the canal as only a long ditch
and are surprised to discover that the 24 mile center
section is actually a giant freshwater lake,
one of the largest man made bodies of water in the world.
On the portside, right now, we are passing
a Russian freighter, one of the 15,000 ships
which use the canal every year.
This continuing commerce is a memorial to the 25,000 workers
who lost their lives to make the big ditch a reality.
I wish I could enjoy it more.
But I got to get back to work.
Ok.
[Knocking]
Come in.
I just came to get the rest of my things.
Help yourself.
Would I be too inquisitive if I were
to ask where you're staying?
Or shall I just hazard a guess as to who's quarters
you're sharing.
I didn't think it mattered.
I didn't think anything about me mattered to you, Brian.
Well, let's just say that it offends me, you know?
Well, good.
That gives me an added incentive.
Janet, you are behaving like a common tart.
[Knocking]
What's wrong?
Hold me, Adam.
What happened?
Please, I want to be with you.
Janet, what happened?
No questions.
Brian.
Make love to me.
I thought you wanted me.
I do, but not like this.
You're here for the wrong reason.
Yes, I want you, but for me, not because you
want to hurt your husband.
Yes.
Here's where we usually go, you guys,
following the coast along here and then up this way,
until we put in--
sorry if I've kept you all waiting.
Excuse me.
Well, tomorrow, our first island,
Aruba, the town of oranjestad.
Fortunately, the annual street festival is scheduled.
Everyone will attend.
So if Tom is on the island, chances are he'll be there.
Will you and Mrs. Mallory go with us?
I'll be there.
Goodnight.
Night.
Aruba, I got a feeling he's there.
Guess we'll know tomorrow.
Well, the search begins.
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