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What does he care who swung with the oar?

And why did we have to overtake them?

Go inside and ask him why!

It can't be he hit him on purpose. It's not him.

"It's not him"? He hasn't been himself lately!

It's going to be fine.

Yeah, sure. He's going to line us up, then starts pulling our chain.

Maybe he hit a rock with his head and croaked, so now we're cool.

- Then we're murder accomplices! - Go sit in the van!

If he sees you like this, he's going to be pissed with a reason!

- I just had to end up with jerks! - Fuck you!

Here they come.

- Is he mad? - Idiots! We could have all died!

The boat almost capsized! I could have drowned!

- You've still got time. - What?!

Hello?

- You cut the crap! - Eat me!

- I've got a sore ass. - Get lost!

Are you OK?

- Ask him if he's OK. - He's fine.

I want him to know I asked!

- He asks if you're OK. - Never better.

The water if refreshing.

He's terrific, the water never better.

A bit further, please.

He wasn't this happy when we pulled him out.

Self-control, a quality of a born leader.

For instance, look at me. I can not blink for hours.

Hey, man? Please, reschedule your non-blinking.

Team? Put the raft back into the van!

- Forget it. - We're already done with ours.

- Translate him that! - Maja!

Come. The whole team needs to contribute.

Says, you should come, you're a part of the team, too.

- On "three". - Let's do it.

One-two-three!

Well, what the fuck? I was fast, I couldn't react.

- You think it was on purpose? - I've no idea. No reaction.

Frankly, I doubt it. Even I couldn't to it.

But he's lost it.

But why overtake us? You could've slow down.

- You were really fucking slow. - We had a man more than you.

Well, that's what I thought.

I said, better to overtake you than bump into you.

They've done it.

Let's swap tomorrow. I'll take your guys.

- It sounds as if I... - I'm not saying anything.

They guy has lost it, and I'm more experienced with his kind.

Bravo! Now I'll just fasten it and we can go. Let's move.

An Ivan-Goran Vitez Film

THE FOREST CREATURES

Coming!

What will you have?

- What beer do you have? - Let's see...

Bottled, Stella, Bavaria, Beck's...

Draft, Tomislav, Ožujsko.

Ožujsko, please. You know who designed the Ožujsko campaign?

The one on the oil rig? I did!

Stella!

Say, if you click on this, a rafting simulation starts.

- Possible? - Everything's possible!

- Just tell Edo precisely... - Hello, instructor?

- Is there no signal here? - It's a very weak coverage.

The signal rarely breaks in.

- We weren't told! - It's stressed in the brochure.

Forget it...

Wait! Let me!

- It's my turn now. - Just one.

Then sing your heart out.

I had a band in Sarajevo.

"Sausage in the bun" we were called.

Once we were the opening act for the "Blow Job".

Do I look like...

... I'm even...

... interested?

We have bartenders, waiters and cooks,

but your Dutch guy insisted on having only the company employees in the hotel.

And the dinner?

Outside catering. The hotel is booked for the weekend.

Our Bey is no miser.

Nedim, is that how they say it down there?

Down where? In Zagreb? I live in Zagreb.

He's always like, "When I'm in Bosnia, or in Sarajevo",

But when you ask him, then he lives in Zagreb.

Nigger!

Mr. Jongbloed had a tough day and he's going to take a rest.

New excitement awaits us tomorrow.

"New excitement awaits you tomorrow".

I won't need you tonight. You take a rest, too.

OK, thanks. Till morning.

- Good night. - Good night.

Good night.

I'll just go over.

- Good night. - Good night.

Did you hear how he learned it?

- What are we drinking? - Stella.

- I'll have a small bottle. - I'm giving her two minutes.

What?

Time her.

- Will you set the alarm clock, or shall I? - What time?

- I think we leave at 9. - 9, right?

Ne. At 9 we meet in front of the hotel. Yes. Breakfast is from 8:30.

You plan to wash your hair in the morning?

No.

I'll set it for 7:30.

- I can get it dry by 9. - No breakfast?

Haven't had any since I was 17. By, guys.

- I'm leaving you. - Never had any doubts.

I'll be up soon myself.

Right.

- She forgot the key. - No worries.

You'll beat her to the room.

- Time? - 90-odd seconds.

Gosh, she's fast.

So, Sanjin, they allocated you to us overnight.

That's right.

Good money?

Nore than fair. Else they can't get me. My kid turns 6 tomorrow.

Kids are our biggest treasure.

But what happened to the old interpreter?

It was a woman.

As far as I heard, a traffic accident.

Got hit by a car on the zebra crossing.

- She broke anything? - Her spine. Terminally.

As far as I heard. I don't know.

The same.

A professional question.

How do you say in Dutch, for instance...

... a great hit?

- En hrote hit. - En hrote hit?

Thanks. Cheers.

That Jongbloed of yours can't speak German, English?

- Dutch only? - Why should he?

His dad owns a tomato plantation. More than 25 acres near Gronigen,

which our Rinus will inherit after he toughens up here a bit.

But who know. Perhaps he's also dys... linguistic?

Or maybe he's spiteful towards the English 'cause of New York.

This is going to be some experience!

Anyway, tomorrow I'll go with your team to the start line,

to avoid possible early incidents.

'Cause of Branko?

He'd never hit Jongbloed on purpose. It's not is style.

- So his thing is forehand? - You're so funny.

Why he remained upstairs?

He never said, I never asked. All the better, we dined without our helmets on.

I'm off to check him up.

Go on.

You won't have your desert?

- I've no relish for a banana. - You've been picky lately.

My stomach has been sensitive.

I'm not interested. The less information, the better.

Good evening.

Hi. What?

You didn't come down to dinner, so I wondered if you were OK.

I wasn't hungry.

I can bring you something. There's a lot of leftovers.

- No, thanks. I don't eat before bed. - Well, that's it then.

- If you're OK... - I am, really.

Should I take this as concern, or as spying by the rival team?

I'm not spying, I swear. I got worried after today.

- I only wanted to be alone. - OK.

See you tomorrow then.

- And no more concessions. - I'm counting on that.

Vesna?

There was a reef.

I shoved off, else we'd have hit it directly with our bow.

Were you pounded hard?

Hardly worth mentioning. Except for Jongbloed.

- I never intended to hit him. - I never thought you were.

Edi swallowed his gum, I lost my contact lens,

I've brought the reserve, so everything's fine.

- Remind me in Zagreb to refund you. - Forget it!

Good night. I just wanted to see if you were...

Good night.

- I went to see Branko. He's OK. - Motherfucker...

Come, Nedim, for the chorus!

It's getting too loud for my taste. Good night.

I'm going to stay for a while.

You, interpreter! Join us!

I'm too tired. Good night.

I woke the lady, didn't I? I'm such an brute.

The lady needs at least 10 hours of beauty sleep

to be a worthy opponent to the foreign invader tomorrow.

You're an idiot and a moron.

You jerk.

OK. Both teams get a map with a plotted course.

Each course has 7 points and each point has its flag.

A team's goal is to collect all 7 flags, with the final, 7th point

being common.

Your assigned course crosses at several points that of the rival team.

It is allowed to split a team into smaller,

sabotage units which don't follow the given route.

The winner is the team which collects all 7 flags

even with only one surviving member.

I don't know if it's necessary to mention that a person hit with a paintball

loses the right to actively participate the game.

The paint speck should be the size of the 5 kuna coin, there, the brown bear,

to be accepted as an elimination hit.

The specialty of our paintball version are... the traps.

That's right. Each point with a flag contains a trap.

Thos who activate the trap are no longer active players.

So beware.

If there are no questions, I thing we can move on.

Yes, lad?

- I think you forgot o give us... rifles? - We didn't forget.

You will get them at the starting point to avoid possible

accidents in the van on our way. Yes?

How to solve the problem of their surplus player?

Right. We're aware of the problem,

do we won't give the weapon to that Yellow player.

But they can use him as a shield.

Theoretically, yes, but...

- ... I don't see... - I do!

What is your suggestion?

Let's count the interpreter as Mr. Jongbloed's body part.

If we hit either one, the other one is eliminated, too.

- Right. It's not a standard procedure. - That's acceptable.

Mr. Jongbloed agrees. But don't aim only for me now.

So we're agreed. Let's move.

Another question, if I may. Will there be some chow on those points?

- Chow?! You'll be back by lunchtime! - My sugar drops around 11.

We didn't deem it necessary to have a lunch break during the battle simulation.

We'll get an anti tick spray?

We haven't had any tick cases yet.

What a comfort when I'm in an ICU with meningitis.

- We can... - Hold it!

Wait a second. This is no shopping-center!

You've come to the country to get to know each other.

If you'd wanted to escape any possibility of hunger,

ticks or pollen allergy, you should have had a party

in some restaurant downtown.

Don't make us look like idiots since we can't...

Mr. Jongbloed suggests we move.

- By all means! - I have another question.

Any remaining question will be answered in vans on our way there.

Move out!

It is important that we thing as a team.

It's important we think like a team.

Because only when we unite our capacities...

Only when we unite our capacities...

... and become a team...

- ... and become a team... - ... one body...

- ... one body... - Excuse me...

Could you interpret with more enthusiasm to convey my energy?

- Sure. I think so. I can try. - Please do.

Only then we can expect the top results!

Only then can you expect the top results!

Why are you yelling?

- You know them? - No. Hikers perhaps.

They know there's a paintball range here?

So they don't catch crossfire.

The range is enclosed with high fence under mild voltage.

What?

No trespassing guaranteed.

Just any size!

Just any size!

Just any size!

No more Oy's!

Only after the 2nd and the 3rd "size".

Again! And...

If we had shoes If we had hiking boots

Just any size

Just any size

Just any size

Just any size!

Bravo! And...

We'd go to the mountains

To the mountains high...

You know what I think, guys? Let's let them win today.

What? It's no big deal. I'm serious.

We're here to show some camaraderie,

and the best way to do it is to let our comrades win.

- Yeah, you jut let them. - I knew she'd be like that.

You just have to win, right? You know, you're really...

- What? - Forget it.

- No! I'm what?! - Nothing. It's OK.

Now Uncle Mladen will show you you're pussies and creeps.

Let's tale a democratic vote and see what the majority says.

Who thinks we should try to win and see what happens?

Terrific.

Who thinks we should give Jongbloed a whiff of victory,

especially after our team,

not to single out the individual, almost did him in yesterday.

Iva... hello? Hello? We're trying to vote something.

Yes, I've been following you. But I wouldn't want a part in it.

I really don't care. Whatever you decide.

It's all so nice. But we can't decide.

It's a tie.

I don't plan to shoot at anyone.

- Driver? Does anyone live here? - Only a small number of people.

This used to be a prosperous region.

People moved away across the pond at the beginning of the last century.

The remaining few crossed to Slovenia after the independence,

especially after the EU was formed.

A few families have remained,

but they rarely tome to civilization, so no one knows the exact number.

But don't worry.

As many as they are, they're all on the outer side of the fence.

Dad! Mom! I caught a hare and a trout!

Out, son, while Mom and Dad are talking.

Muhlo!

Out! I'll beat the shit out of you!

So this is where you unlock the rifle,

and this is how you fire the paintballs.

You have orange balls, and your opponents have green ones.

I suggest you don't take your masks during the game.

Who will take the map and the compass?

I will.

The game is scheduled to last 4 hours.

4 hours from now Mislav and I come to the final point to collect the wounded.

We continue on foot so we don't hit the hedgehog.

Honey, attach it to the pole.

- The traffic sign pole? - Yes, yes! That's the one!

Mother Nature...

Wow, the birdies...

Beautiful!

What are you doing, you fool? Not like that!

- You said... - Not the wheel!

How many times doe I have to tell you? Not the wheel!

They take off the wheel and run with the bicycle.

Attach the body.

Let me do it!

- Watching? - I am.

So... you include the body and the wheel.

Now you do it.

You see, you can do it if you try.

I do love you, my love. You only have to listen to me.

Have you forgotten the book?

It's here.

Boletuses, watch out!

I'll be back in two hours tops.

- I'll be hungry. - I'll cook the trout with potatoes.

I'll put the hare into the marinade.

Where's your brother?

Muhlo!

Coming, Dad!

- You were reading a book again? - No, Dad.

I was only sitting and thinking.

Do the weeding, not thinking. And pluck radishes for lunch.

- You help Mom with the trout. - OK. Where are you going?

None of your business!

I'll be back soon.

Watch out, you two.

Especially you.

Don't let me catch you with a book.

You have a TV, watch it.

- You have to lower your head. - Spine problems.

I know a great chiropractor, I'll give you his number.

Sanjin...

If you notice my team complains of my actions,

freely convey it to me, OK?

I hope you don't...

I want to correct my actions according to their expectations.

This is great. Just like the real war.

- And that's great? - Well, yes.

Releases the beast within. The primordial instincts!

- You served the army as a civilian? - Dismissed. Dual citizenship.

- A gum? - No, thank you.

With extra xylitol. Phenylalanine based.

Maybe later.

Gum?

- Contains phenylalanine? - Yes!

I can't. I'm phenylketonuric.

That's tough, man.

Look what I got...

The real McCoy. A Glock 17.

Now you've made me nervous.

When this ends, we can go target practicing.

Go, they're calling you. They're waving, go on!

We'll have to do this all the time?

Haven't got a clue. But I know what I'll d.

- What? - I can't say. You'll steal my idea.

I won't. Scout's honor.

- You were a scout? - Was I!

A Tito's scout! Held a speech for the Republic Day.

Listen, Commie. I've decided to perish in the first skirmish.

I hope I won't have to wait too long.

- A deserter. - My Zodiac sign.

Here I go!

Grownup people...

I see you're all into this.

Since I'm here, I can take an active part.

Yes... These alpha males I can understand. But you...

This woke up a child in you.

- It's supposed to mean something? - No idea.

Is it?

We're playing a naughty girl, so Jongbloed would punish us, as a woman.

Stupid cow.

Fuck! Of all the plants here, I have to run into nettles.

I suppose your shoes are pinching you as well.

The right one's really been giving me fucking rough time.

General, how much to the first flag?

Look at her...

- Hunting for squirrels? - Oh, no.

What about you, boss? Seriously, no pun intended.

It wasn't our fault that unlike Brkljaca and Weiss

you failed to sell your package, so now you fuck with us,

instead of enjoying some gay cruise with them.

Or perhaps that is the problem. What?

They threw you out of the train?

You weren't that eloquent

when you came crying about your Maja screwing Jongbloed.

Sorry, you're out of the game.

Uncle has something for you.

Branko!

Branko!

Fuck him. He's pulling his stuff again.

Here they are!

You got nothing!

You know where's the secret? In a woman's eye.

Woman's eye perceives details incomparably better than man's.

A scientific fact. And concentration.

Women averagely have 11-fold more developed concentration than men.

You knew that?

- No. - Remember it.

Very useful facts.

Mushrooms... Mushrooms are pure health.

Except when they grow where they shouldn't have.

Remember how you rubbed creme on Zrinka's fungi?

Of course I do.

Sure you do! Who rubbed Zrinka's fungi with his gentle fingers?

I did!

- You did! - Yes!

You did...

- You have already? - God damn scum!

What have I done again?

You, man...

want me to put a spring into my vagina, too?

- So it can scratch me from inside? - No, I don't...

Sure you do!

A woman should be stuck with a wire just like Mother Nature!

Then we're your property, right, Domagoj?

Deformed from the inside, no one would want us!

Don't talk! Leave me alone!

- Are there problems? - Not even a hint.

- They're inside. - Kuzma?

He's got the keys, it's on him now.

- Power is off? Just in case... - Never switched it on.

Great. Let's work out.

What's the time, so we can tell in the interrogation?

- 9:37. - Terrific.

Here's what we'll do.

Here's what we'll do.

We can't tell if the other team sent in a commando

to set us an ambush.

Maybe they set up an ambush for us.

Do one of us will go get the flag,

and the other will cover for him.

One will go for the flag, others cover him from here.

Great strategic thinking.

- Want me to translate that? - No. Yes, go on.

The kid agrees with your plan.

Edi, do you have a gum?

Give him a gum.

Sanjin?

Can I volunteer to go and fetch the flag?

Siniša is volunteering.

I thank him, but we need someone more flexible.

He wants someone younger.

If Vesna agrees, I think she's the most appropriate for this task.

- Vesna, he want you to do it. - Me?

So he says.

Well, fine. What should I do?

Precisely.

Take the flag and come back.

OK, I'm off.

Are you OK?

I'm fine.

- I lost my... both contact lenses. - Forget them. Give me your hand.

She wasn't careful. Vesna... not careful...

Seems we lost out first team member.

- He states we've lost a team member. - Our mission continues.

Vesna must stay here.

What? The rules say Vesna must stay here?

Unfortunately, yes. A hit member must stay on the spot.

- I can't go on with you? - Well, look at you! Fuck...

Time to move on.

The next point is eastward.

Let's go!

OK, we move on. See you at the hotel.

Lucky you!

We've reached the first flag.

So now what?

You hear, Nikolina? What now?

- We take the flag and move on. - Who is going to take it?

What difference...

- I'll take it. - Wait, hang on! Take it easy!

It better be someone they won't shot at first.

Get it?

No. Will you take it?

Boo, who's going to take the flag!

Not me. The standard-bearer buys it first.

- How about Iva? - I can take it alright!

I agree. She gets hit, it's no big deal. But don't worry.

You won't shoot at them, they won't shoot at you.

- Now you're against surrendering? - Branko is gone.

They'll think we planned for him to attack them alone.

- Don't worry... - God be with you.

Who is this guy?

Where's the missing guy?

What was that?

I've no clue.

We're paintballing, pal.

Teambuilding and such.

You're a local?

I asked, where's the missing guy?

- He's asking something. - Let's be cool.

Let's lower our weapons, maybe they're scaring him.

That's a good idea. Sir? We are no lowering...

Wait, I know what this is. The instructor mentioned traps.

- I'm sure this is the first one. - You're right!

Let's fuck him over Let's surround him and...

The thunder. Let's hurry before it rains.

Thunder? There are no clouds.

Yes, I'm sure of it. That's why we must hurry.

No point in getting wet.

What's up?

The thunder. Let's hurry before the rain.

- Thunder my ass! - Well, what then?

Quit theorizing. If he says that's thunder, then it is.

Lower your rifles.

He fucking killed her.

- He killed her! - Let's just not panic.

Lower your rifles and put your hands up, to show him we're not a threat.

She's dead! People, she's dead!

He's going to kill us all!

Please, God! Don't!

Don't do it, pal! I beg you!

- Shut up! - Shut up! Shut up! No, stop!

- Shut... up! - Don't do it, pal!

Please, don't!

Please, don't! I have little children!

- I'm going back, Branko may need help. - I'll go, too.

No point.

Either Branko overpowered him and need someone to watch him,

or he hold Branko. Alive. There were no new shots.

Look, he needs you here.

You're suspicious...

... this loyal.

What's with you? I'm a totally good guy.

Nothing?

No.

Eh, Branko.

I knew you'd complicate things. I did!

Everything was so peachy.

How does this sound?

I came back to help you. Too late! He just shot you.

But he didn't expect my return. I jumped him and eliminated him.

Sounds convincing, huh?

Sounds great to me! Sold!

Put it down!

Put it down.

Sorry... This is a billion points for me.

- Better kill me with the first shot. - A hot-shot...

You're still a hot-shot?

Fine.

I always listened to your advice.

I'll come closer, so I won't...

- We have to go back! - Back, where?

- I'm not going back! - Stay here alone.

- Wait! You can't leave me! - Look here...

- You betray your friends, I won't! - Betray friends, me?!

My best friends died on my arms!

I'm not going back to days of pain and fear!

Cut the crap.

You went to Slovenia before first shots were fired!

I'm going. Do as you like.

Scared shitless, weren't you?

Don't be so stiff. Help me climb out.

What were you talking about?

That I complicated things, and this is a billion points?

What...

I wanted to scare you scared us with the raft yesterday.

So now you're going to leave me here?

What were you talking about?

What was peachy?

Why, nothing. You hear me? I was fucking with you!

- For the last time. - Fuck, I told you!

Fuck you! I should now buy it that you'll shoot me like a dog?!

You, fair and square Branko! I'm so scared!

Please, Branko, don't! Satisfied?

We're even now. Give me your hand.

Why did you do it?

Was it a tree again?

I'm not claiming it was, but...

Three threes fell down during the last 5 minutes.

Theoretically possible. Or three branches on a big tree.

Three branches fall off a big tree in 5 minutes?

Or three different trees.

Maybe it happens all the time, only there's no one to hear it.

OK, I'm not saying... maybe someone was shooting.

But why rule out my theory?

Because, honey, your theory is imbecile as usual.

We're standing at a wired fence with bangs echoing behind it.

It's obvious there' some kind of a hunters association!

A number of drunk, stinking apes with phallic barrels,

symbolizing their stunted penises,

shoot out the semen of death at docile deer, unaware of their intentions!

Accept that!

- Yes, but why can't you... - Shut up when I'm talking!

Why do you have to imagine enchanted forests with trees falling on their own?

Is it so hard to say,

"I belong to the sex which spreads only death and destruction!"

- No. - Say it then.

"I belong..."

- I belong to the sex which only... -"Which spreads only"...

... which spreads only... - In fact it sows!

... sows death and destruction.

Let's now find the entrance to the perverse litter,

so I can tell those bastards what I think about them!

- You really have to? - Yes! No! I want to!

You want it, too!

Three shots.

- I heard nothing. - Of course. Me neither.

I mean, the three shots.

- How many does Kuzma... - Relax.

We're in here, we heard nothing. We work out the whole morning.

Three. Three of them.

- We heard three shots. So that's it. - Maybe.

If the three were from the same team. Perhaps not. I don't care.

- Didn't your friend... - Not a friend. An acquaintance.

From the club. He wanted to tell me, I wouldn't listen.

The less I know, the better. You to!

The new Healthy Man?

- Got it two days ago. - You'll give it to me later.

What's the issue topic?

Can't believe it. "Enema in everyday life".

- What? - Nothing, I mean...

Enema... it's a bit...

Don't be a moron!

I'm not!

Look, if you weren't, you'd clean yourself once a week,

and not laugh like a brat! Get lost!

Hear the thunder... That was loud. Thunder and lightning.

You're boring.

And when we hit a mine field, like the other team did.

Wait!

- There were war operations here? - Don't know. Maybe.

They were everywhere.

Maybe there weren't any here because this was well mined.

The next point is some 300 meters to the West.

What's up?

The team is worried we might step into a mine field.

Typical Balkan behavior.

You can't have a Balkan concentrate on the goal.

His concentration eases off at the critical moment.

He may dress up like a civilized man, shave and wash his face,

but will forever remain a primitive led by the instincts.

No?

You won't translate?

- You want me to translate? - Naturally.

Maybe they pull themselves together.

I'm not sure hat this will...

I haven't hired you for your advice,

but so you could interpret them. Understand?

OK, he says you're Balkanites incapable of concentrating on a task

and that you're merely washed savages governed by the instincts.

See what... you shut up!

Tell him that he's the one who's nervous and Maja and I are cool.

Wait...

You'll let him address you like that?

Mr. Interpreter, you're a proud kind?

They apologize and say the will try to concentrate.

Maja and I.

To the new victories!

To the new victories!

I expected some reaction at least from you.

I don't give a fuck.

I'll survive, eight more years till retirement.

Kuzma, where have you gone?

Judita...

Judita! Muhlo!

We're back here, Mom!

You'll help me find Dad.

He should have already returned.

Nikolina! Nikolina, wait!

What the fuck is this?

What is going on?

- What's with Branko? - I don't know.

Perhaps we should go back to the entrance and get out.

What entrance? Are you fucking nuts?!

We need to pass that armed ape! I'm not going there.

We need to find the other team

and warn them. He may attack them, too.

How can we find them?! Look where we are!

We'll find them!

Want us to stand here and wait for them or Branko to find us?!

Stop yelling. OK. Let's go.

Hang on, hang on...

- Kuzma! - Dad!

Kuzma!

Kuzma!

Dad!

I'm not playing possum here any more.

Kuzma!

Dad!

Dad!

What the fuck...?!

Tell him I like this less and less.

Miss says she doesn't like this.

Tell him it seems things are not going as planned.

And I don't want to go into details.

Tell him!

Miss thinks things are not going as planned

and says she doesn't want to go into details.

I'd ask the young lady...

Prepare your piece...

There is some logic explanation for these sounds.

There must be a logic explanation for what we just heard. Yeah, right.

The next point is very close

and the rival team may also be somewhere in the ambush.

And I think it's them trying to confuse us.

In short, he still feels like playing Partisans and Germans.

- You translated everything? - Yes.

It seems a bit shorter.

That's what you get when you translate. Croatian is primitive.

So pull your heads together!

Screw the shit around us and let's go on playing like kids.

There, this was a bit longer.

Can you stop?

You know what this is?

- I don't know, a vacuum? - No.

This is a Rainbow vacuum. Yes.

The first to use water as the dirt container.

But it's more than that. When you press this button and attach this

Brown Rainbow attachment

it blows out the water in a gush controlled by turning the attachment.

Ground olive stones.

Terrific peeling.

Scrapes off the walls everything that's accumulated in years.

My product.

Let's do it.

The bench or the mat? I think the bench is better

What are we talking about? Want to give me an enema?

Yes, that what I yearn for.

My life's basic need is to give you an enema.

See, my friend, you're too uptight.

It's no good.

Cool down before the cops come, or we're all fucked.

- And this should... - Clean you of the toxins, yes.

You'll feel better and clearer than ever before.

A total mind calmness.

I do it every 2-3 days. Did it this morning.

I disinfect it.

When was it last time you shit?

- This morning. - After the breakfast?

- Before. - Let's do this first.

To clear the accessing paths.

There they are...

It's us, guys!

- Don't be afraid! - Fire!

You can't, you've been shot!

You've both been shot several times. You're both out!

- I'm proud. We eliminated two enemies. - We don't feel like fucking around.

I think Nikolina's got something important to say.

Fucking lunatics! Someone hit my balls!

- What is going on? - What happened?

Mladen and Iva are dead!

What?!

- Wait... think he'll attack us now? - Never!

Didn't you hear me? He aimed at us but his rifle jammed!

Are you sure you saw it?

- Yes! - Happy now?

In this situation it's important to remain a compact team.

It's important we remain a compact team.

It's the only way to overcome the threat looming on us.

It's the only possible way...

Have you noticed that you're in a mixed forest?

Yes, Muhlo. A mixed forest is a forest without one prevailing plant species.

Yes, Judita. Look behind me, you'll notice hornbeam,

wide-leaved willow and beech.

Say what?

Due to the density of growth, light barely reaches the ground,

and low plants are scarce.

Jesus, you startled me.

Don't shoot, I'm already dead.

I would have had I wanted to.

You got "green".

Who shot you?

- An accident within our own ranks. - Yeah, right!

The way they treat you, it may have even been on purpose.

I fell into a trap. A hole in the ground.

The rifles you got look more real than our space ones.

What are your plans?

I plan to find a road, hitch a ride to the hotel, and not wait for them.

They have to reach the hotel.

Shall we go together?

OK.

Seems like another one fell into a trap.

- Perhaps he managed to flee. - Oh, fuck my mother!

- Fuck my own mother! - Stop!

That was Black Devil! He's come to get us!

- Stop this instant! - Black Devil, you fool!

I told you, no more bullshit!

Cut that Bosnian crap, or I'll pluck out your tongue!

Tell me it's all part of this adventuristic weekend!

I hope this is all a part of the game.

No fucking signal of no fucking network!

- Give me the gun! - Beat it!

I'll buy you a toy gun when we get back!

Stop you two! Are you mad?! Now we'll kill each other?!

- Where did you get that gun? - I bought it!

- Why? - For the fun of it.

- And self-defense! - Can you use it?

No, you can! Of course, I'm practicing three times a week.

- Listen here... - The big boss has a plan!

We'll split into small groups and meet at the last point.

- Are you fucking with me? - Excuse me?

That's an idiot plan! That way they can kill us one by one.

It's obvious you're no shrewd military strategist.

- That way... - You stupid fucking boor.

In a real war you have no time to shit what you ate for dinner.

From now I'm in charge. We'll pull ourselves together,

in a single group try to find the last point and wait for the coaches.

- That's his plan? - No that's my plan. His plan sucks.

Give me the map. The compass, too!

Was someone who knew your armed guy?

- Probably. - Terrific!

Death by frenzied Dvornik, or by some local tribe!

Unless we kill each other first.

Croatian special!

Turn that gun away, or I'll tan your hide!

Here's the situation.

The last point is there, the path leads that way.

The path takes too long. I suggest the shortcut.

Suggestion accepted!

This is the first and the last time

that you addressed me like this in front of my employees.

I'm scared shitless.

We did it, Sis! We did it!

We were great!

Mom will commend us when she comes back.

I'm so... I'm so...

Now you're going...

to be mine!

No, Muhlo, no!

Here's a chance, my prince, to prove yourself

as a man and an electro-tehnical engineer.

Electro-accustical in fact.

Electro-jerking, if you ask me.

Go on, electro-engineer of sorts!

Bypass the circuit and be a man capable of providing for his gentle half.

Can we pause?

I'm a bit dizzy.

Are you OK?

Yeah, sure...

Just to catch some air.

I'm not used to this kind of pace.

The moss... North...

I am so sorry for not being there for you when you decided on that moronic add.

Thank you.

- But it would have made no difference. - I know. But still.

- Then, as if on purpose... - The client was pleased.

He dully paid for it.

The only thing that matters.

Yeah, right. If I'd heard that from Maja or Mladen, I'd have even believed it.

- Cool, huh? - Fuck!

Dr. House would have been proud.

- I know what he'd say! - It's good. Better than I thought.

I think the animation fits in nicely.

- They way the kid looks at him... - My cousin's kid.

Kid is so gifted. Knows the entire Sidran by heart.

I wanted them to be intensive, clear, not hectic... the letters, I mean.

The uncle guy, is it that Folmula-1 TV sports-guy?

What? He's an actor, a professional.

- TV-series, movies... - I haven't seen him.

What does the boss say?

Mr. Jongbloed is impressed

and wants to know is anyone, from the client's team saw the add?

We're showing them at 1PM. It's going to be OK.

There were 7 of them during the shooting. They okayed everything.

- Terrific. - Excuse me...

- Here we go. - I'm still a bit unfocused.

What do that we promote here?

A new mobile operator package. It says so...

The BLA option.

No, I'm just surprised by the pedophile note of the situation.

My mind won't accept the information about what product I need to get here.

- I told you! - What exactly?

An add simulating a sexual relationship between a child...

What are you talking about? Where do you see sex?

What should this represent then?

Emotional involvement with the protagonist.

- A child in danger. - That's right.

The product we communicate with saves a child from a hazard.

Spielberg does it all the time.

What's good for Spielberg isn't good for you?

- You compare yourself with Spielberg? - Why would I want to do that?

What does he say?

Nothing, it's private.

- You translate everything? - Yes.

So now what? Let's tell the client you came back from your vacations

and the campaign based on their guidelines no longer meet our...

don't know, moral standards and we give up the campaign?

Let me tell you something.

Bosnia has its own Oscar. Fuck Spielberg.

So I'm the only one who won't accept to sell a product

showing a man in a nursery licking his lips?

- Not the only one. - Don't take it so seriously.

Have we done anything similar in the last 10 years?!

Branko, times are changing.

We evolve, we keep pace with today,

where it seems you're no longer the majority owner!

This will get us rewards.

Mr. Jongbloed realizes unnecessary tensions.

He suggests we vote shall we shot the add to the client

or we severe the cooperation.

Who opposes we show it?

For?

Sorry.

- Intestinal problems... - So that's settled.

Mr. Jongbloed suggests we switch to the team building topic.

Branko?

Branko?

Are you all right?

Never better.

Let's go.

Let's reach the hotel before them.

Sis?

Judita?

Where are you?

Sister dear?

Muhlo!

Muhlo!

Judita!

Muhlo!

Where are you at?

Where are you at?

Irresponsible brats.

- Two more steps! - You can do it, Tarzan!

No shock! I'm not earthed!

Now were going to change this hunting ground a bit.

A fine moment to touch yourself.

- I've no more gums. Anyone? - Chew the leaves.

You know what?

Fucking him gives you no right to be a bitch to the rest of us.

What was that?

- You know what you just did? - What you're going to do, huh?

- Silence... - I'll talk if I want to!

Don't shoot, fine people!

- Shoot her! - Don't shoot, gentlemen and ladies.

My intentions are honest.

Shoot her already! Translate!

I want to go with you to the big city.

I no longer see myself a part of this wilderness

I was born in and forced to live in.

I've overgrown my home. It offers not enough for my quivering dreams.

Shoot her!

Too long I've suffered, not wanting to hurt my family.

And when you arrived, offering us a window into the world,

I thought for a moment it will be better.

But alas!

The girl was obviously sent as a bait.

That creature that took away Siniša can come back any moment.

Says the girl was sent as a diversion and we can expects an attack.

She sounded honest to me.

Seems my resolute reaction got her scared.

Or she really wanted to come along.

Let's not bust our head over this.

What has been done, has been done.

We have a long road ahead of us.

Come.

- How much more? - You're not even half way through.

- I have an uneasy feeling. - Stop complaining.

It's not at all unpleasant. It's all in your head.

I mean, this whole thing today.

In the toilet I heard a shot, but not from a rifle.

Perhaps Kuzma also brought a gun.

I don't know. Something's not right.

Everything is perfect.

Kuzma will do his thing,

papers will bring the story, the firms will fight for us.

The only paintball here where people really die.

Europe will invade us. America!

We're on a high horse, my friend!

I fear Kuzma might kill them all if he snaps.

Who's going to make us a web-site then...

Stop! It's in my lungs!

Don't you worry about Kuzma. He knows who not to touch.

He's not crazy, nor stupid.

There.

It's important to endure at least 10 minutes.

Then I'll pump you out.

I can't guarantee that.

You're all smooth.

- Did it last night. - Waxing or shaving?

Shaving. Waxing hurts.

You see, I wax.

It's good when it hurts.

Pain keeps us alert.

Branko, you've no family? I mean, the wife and kids.

You never talk about it.

Why do you think I'd like talk about it now?

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to pry.

No, I don't have a family.

It's never too late.

Right. It's easy for you men to say that.

Your bio-clock isn't ticking away.

What about you?

I'd see a car waiting for you.

Yes, when our shifts coincide.

- You don't need to explain. - No, you just surprised me.

That's Marko. I didn't know you noticed things like that.

We've been living together for two years.

- I'm sure he misses you now. - Well...

He'd better.

Vesna...

When we reach the road,

we'll hitch a car to Zagreb, and you leave.

- Don't go back to the hotel. - My things are there.

Forget things. I'll pack them and send them to you.

It's not fair towards others. What will they think?

An acquaintance is opening a similar firm and he's looking for specialists.

He'd be delighted to have someone like you.

- Are you firing me? - No.

- I'm not firing you. - What then?

Nothing. Nothing, forget it.

I just wanted...

Was that some kind of the loyalty test?

I suppose so.

Get lost!

Scram!

Scram!

The forest is crying.

The forest is crying for our damned souls.

- Think I won't? - Seems they've found the kid.

We have to hurry.

We have to hurry.

Hang on.

A suggestion. You go on. I stay, take a cover and wait for them.

Bang-bang, then I catch up with you.

But we lose firearm support.

He's afraid for his ass. But seems reasonable.

- But someone should stay with you. - No.

There's only one weapon.

- Someone should cover you back. - Who's going to cover his?

Especially if it going to be you.

Or perhaps Nedim.

Frankly, I'd rather stay with the gun then.

- Are you hitting on me? - You wish.

Two women will stay behind. That's going to be silent!

Exchange recipes with that nut when she comes.

You mom really traumatized you.

We can fuck with each other for days like this.

I mean, 5 minutes, then she'll be here.

You go on, all fix things here.

Good luck.

- Leave me, you fool! - Come on!

I've emptied myself! How about you?

Not that good.

I keep thinking someone's watching me.

That's the point. Little creatures are watching you.

Foxes, squirrels, bunnies.

And no only watching, they're also smelling you

and will evade this area marked by our scent.

- Come on, will you! - I can't when I'm being watched!

Now you're watching me!

Does the macho man want some beer to help him out?

How about a crate of beer for the benefit of the forest creatures!

- You know I don't drink beer. - Sure.

The girlie drinks no alcohol. Doesn't like it.

We're only eating soups and drinking juices.

You don't like whatever I do!

What is that tone?

- You want to fight with me? - No.

Hear that?

Well? Anything more to say in defense of males, darling?

If you've survived this, my hat is off to you.

It sounded like a real gun.

I heard the same right before we met.

- It must be little Edi. - Edi?

The brat brought a real gun.

Last night he had one too many and showed it to me.

I suppose I should have been invited him to my room, thrilled.

- Edi's got a gun? - He's now regular John Wayne for others.

What are we going to do about this door?

I'm fascinated. Your rifles look like real ones, you got keys...

We got nothing, or I missed something.

Ladies first.

A gentleman, in this wilderness.

Branko?

Coming!

- Sounded like a Glock to me. - Told you it was a gun.

Fine, a gun, but a Glock. But where did Kuzma get it?

he can only have an old Zastava or a Luger.

- Something unpredicted is going on. - I don't know.

For now we're staying here,

but if we hear it again, we'll have to do something fast.

I can't hold it any longer!

- Where to now? - There. That's where it came from.

Let's go home, we've done enough.

I'm sorry.

Let's wait for her.

- We can't be sure those were her shots. - Thunder again...

Know that Allah is great and we can't escape Him.

What about our deal?

- You could have waited for me. - What happened?

I did the job I was left to do.

- You rid us of that savage? - She's at the bottom of a gully.

- Are you sure? - Three bullets in her chest.

What is that?

You shit your pants?

- For real? - I sure did.

- You're really the lowest. - Go there and clean yourself.

Throw away your underpants.

- You can stop thanking me. - Let's wait till we get rid of Dvornik.

He's no problem. The woman was on her own turf.

I breathe more freely knowing she won't jump me from a tree top.

Kid... the gun!

What are you waiting for?!

- I can hit Nikolina! - She's had it! Shoot!

I've been hit!

Get some rags, guys!

- It hurts! - Forgive me...

Didn't mean to.

It's because I'm from Bosnia, right?

- Please, don't die. - Raise his head.

And Dad told me...

Nedim, son, don't go to Zagreb. Don't go, stay home.

They'll always hate you there, 'cause you're a real man.

'cause you're more clever, 'cause Sarajevo is an Olympic city...

and Ivo Andriæ won the Nobel Prize.

And Meša Selimoviæ was close.

Those Viennese grooms, clero-fascist will never forgive you that.

Fuck your strukli.

Baklava is a real cake!

Why didn't I listen to him?

Why didn't I stay in my beautiful... Slovenia?

Press here!

Got any ammunition?

I'll take that!

Ask the genius is he happy now.

Is the number of the employees about right now. Ask him!

Maja asks is the number of the employees is about right now?

Tell her I don't want to discuss it here.

- Says he doesn't want to discuss it here. - We'll need an interpreter.

How do you communicate when you're intimate?

- Cut the crap! - I smell gunpowder!

They've got to be close.

I can manage alone! Pick up those mushrooms.

Why, that's a... dead baby!

Where is this world heading?

Has no one left any respect for mothers who suffer for nine damn months?!

They allow a woman only a role of a mother

and then they take away her child!

Yes! And only because she could give birth again,

exclude herself from the world and leave the helm to men!

Only give births to babies and don't ask questions!

Don't leave your house, your dungeon!

We'll shackle you with children like prisoners are with chains!

Like it ever restrained you.

Excuse me?

I said, you've been resisting successfully!

- What are you talking about? - You scraped out of you how many?

- Six, seven? - Shut up right now!

I've fucking had enough of you!

Let's check the final point first to see if they're there, then we'll see.

Someone lives here.

Look...

You can't stop progress.

Hello?

Anybody home?

You stay here, I'm going to check around.

What is going on here?

Miss Maja obviously has questions.

- She can ask anything. - You can ask anything.

How much is he allowed to know?

She asks how much am I allowed to know.

Don't worry about him.

You leave him to me.

Don't you worry about me, you leave me to him.

What is going on here?

First of all, Dvornik obviously knows, since he killed Žuriæ.

Dvornik obviously knows, since he killed Žuriæ.

- He can't prove anything. - He can't prove anything.

Wait a second...

No translations unless you tell me what is all this!

I'm not translating unless you explain everything.

Hello.

Excuse our intrusion, there was no one.

I'm Vesna.

Branko! Help!

I'm still hoping you're just pulling my leg.

Should I believe it?

Who else is involved?

- Who else? - It makes no difference.

Are you kidding me?

Yes! It makes no difference! I'm not involved entirely.

I knew about Dvornik. I had no idea about Lovrek and Dakiæ.

The important thing is everything will be OK.

All the better, things happened out of the plan.

Says, thing turned out better now that more were killed.

You're mad!

I'm going back.

Sanjin...

You understand, not a word to anyone about this.

Why would I understand that?

I presume you want our daughter to live up to her next birthday.

Think about it.

Well, now you're fucked.

We must go.

Vesna...

We must go.

- Branko... - Not now!

Let's go.

Give me a cigarette.

I don't smoke. Want a gum?

Fuck your gum!

A great shot...

What?

The interpreter before me, who got killed...

She didn't like the plan, or got too intimate with the boss?

Thank you. I only wanted to know.

I was at my mother's when she bought it.

- Across the city. - It's all fine.

I only wanted to know if you've got it in you.

What are you talking about?

Nothing. I'm explaining hot to use a gun.

- You and I are OK? - Absolutely.

I'm happy to hear that.

I'd like to tell our colleagues

things that will encourage them in these hard moments.

OK. Jut let me finish this.

Here you are.

Trust me, you gain nothing my whacking me.

You can't expect him to merry you.

Dear colleagues and, I dare say, friends.

Dear colleagues, I have to confess and important thing.

Perhaps this situation seems pretty hard to you.

Whatever happened today is my direct fault.

During the past weeks I've been with you...

I mean...

I tried to organize murders...

...I realized that for you there are no problems that can not be solved.

... of some of your troublesome colleagues, Branko, Vesna and Ivo.

Mayonnaise, panel boards and scaffolds,

ophthalmological practice campaigns,

from which other agencies run away from,

for you are kid's games.

But things went wrong, as is usually the case,

when organized by morons like me.

- Wait a minute! - Maja, let me finish.

Maja, let me finish.

I really do not exaggerate...

What I realized is...

... if I call you the unsung heroes of today...

... that I can't live with a burden of lives on my conscience...

... modern bards, the true guides

in the vasteness of today's markets...

... so I'd ask you to be so good...

... who point towards quality.

I sincerely admire you.

... and put me out of my misery.

- Please, kill me. - What is he saying?

I assure our Nedim

that we're all do everything within our power to keep him alive

until help comes.

I'd like to tell you, especially Nedim,

that murders were not planned by myself alone.

I had help...

- Do it, he's suffering. - I really can pick them.

Ljudevit!

Come, power is turned off.

Where are we going?

- Find the others. - Why?

We should warn Iva.

I wasn't prepared, I didn't expect...

And others?

Nikolina and Nedim fled.

And Mladen?

What happened to Mladen?

- Branko! - He drew first.

Don't...

If it hadn't been for that hole, we wouldn't have...

What is all this?

The new management doesn't count on us any more.

What?

Instead of firing us, they have us killed?

Firing means severance pay.

I drew nice contracts for all, and I'm a share holder.

But this is obviously cheaper.

No, there's no point?

When was the last time Iva got an OK from a client?

I get OK's all the time. Last month I had three campaigns.

Two toothpaste brands and a detergent.

- And those loans this month! - Vesna...

How many morning nauseas to make it obvious there's no intestinal virus?

What?

A maternity leave is too expensive?

It's not only that.

Each case of small pox, scarlet fever...

Otitis... you're absent for a week.

And when you do work, you're not really concentrated.

If the fist child is a success, you'd want more.

They can't have that.

Then what?

Seems to me you'll know how to bring them up, school them,

make them wise people who can use their brain.

Whom we'll then try to sell tariff options?

And those new beer bottles.

Oh, Jesus Christ!

The developed West...

So now what?

Let's go find them.

And?

I don't know.

I don't know any more.

You think they all knew?

I doubt it.

Nikolina and Nedim saw me.

They didn't see all of it.

Only when I...

Let's go find them.

She says they killed Kuzma, Judita and little Marul.

She doesn't know where Muhlo is.

What about them?

- Danica, did Kuzma get anyone? - I don't know.

My poor Kuzma is dead!

That's why I killed two of them with my own hands!

She killed two...

- What shall we do with her? - I've no idea.

Danica, listen. We'll let you down.

Do it!

Promise you won't attack our people!

I swear...

- ...on Saint Vadelin Vošnjak. - Cut it.

So you know I'm not kidding.

Touch just one of ours, I'll come to you and smash that TV you got!

I lost my husband and children, and he'd destroy my plasma!

No need to worry as long as you don't touch them.

You know how they look? Pale and yellow.

If you see a boar, a bear, take it out on them.

Go and terrorize the village. Leave our people alone!

- OK. - Great.

Where did you see them last time?

Run home now!

- Think she'll leave them alone? - Sure.

Fucking plasma and the dish.

I'll bet they watched Zona Romantica all day long.

I'm such a moron. Go into business with my family!

-"Lamb"... - Sorry.

I don't know what to do.

- Set the forest on fire? - Whatever with?

They will wait for us at the last point.

God!

We should give him some water.

You must not die. I can't go to prison.

There's a river close by. We're going to carry him.

- I don't get these distances. - Please, empty the rifle.

You said Edi had a pistol.

Point it at him and tell him to throw it away.

He won't know it's empty.

It may fire by accident.

As it did with Mladen, which I can testify.

When they left me, I went roaming.

I heard shots and saw everything.

Nedim and Nikolina were too scared to realize what happened.

OK?

Come on, give me the bullets.

If I told you to stay here and wait, you'd never listen, right?

Obviously, right?

I'm talking to you! Domagoj!

Don't you turn your back on me!

I turn my back so I don't have to look at that never satisfied mug of yours!

Everybody is always either stupid or wrong!

- Not everybody. - Oh, sorry.

Your Power Yoga friends are great except the one with that idiot hairdo,

that fat cow and that skinny fool!

- You're twisting my words. - You ever hear yourself?

Look at yourself? See how we live!

We live quite appropriately.

In the shabby, fucking 200 square feet in a basement!

- That's enough for me. - No car!

We take a bicycle to this neck of wood for mushroom

so we can eat something other that fucking sprouts!

There! Something is always fucking for him!

Always an allusion to his God given "tool"!

That is absolutely irrelevant!

You're going to hit me now? Go on, do it.

I'm not going to hit you.

I've no more need to even touch you!

I'm going home, and you keep pissing these woods!

There he goes! What a man!

Is it my fault you can't find a job?!

Yes! You fucking are!

They offered me a job at Marshall, at Sony dealership!

- They called from Logitech! - Yes!

Life of a capitalistic slave is all you need!

No, I need life of a slave to a neurotic...

Take this off me!

Domagoj!

Domagoj!

What, you male fool?! This gets you off?!

Domagoj...

Domagoj!

It hurts so...

Help me get up.

No! The fool bit my shoulder!

She also hurt my foot.

- I'll take you like this then. - No, no!

You crouch, I'll climb on your back.

I doubt I can walk. There...

OK now.

- Easy! She bust my ribs. - OK.

Slow down. Slower!

- You're tumbling me all over! - Sorry.

- He's still bleeding. - It's best if he dies, so we can go on.

- Where are the others? - Don't shoot!

Where are the others?

- Were the only ones. - Jongbloed?

- Dead. - And him?

- Edi shot him. - It was an accident, I didn't mean to.

- Throw away your gun. - I don't have it.

Kid, I don't feel like...

Branko!

Where to?

Hand the gun.

To her?

Yeah, right!

We have to help Branko.

You fucking idiots! Don't move!

- Throw down your weapon! - We have a wounded man!

That's for pointing a rifle at a lady!

- This one needs a doctor, fast! - You two carry him!

- Move! - There's a man in the river!

He's not the first one. And shut up!

You'll explain it to the police. Let's go! Move it!

I'm taking these two to the first doctor. We'll stay in touch

in case you hear something against that plan.

Are you OK?

Drive!

Drive!

And not a word!

Slow down, so you don't get any funny ideas.

- Why are you like that? - Like what?

I brought 11 of you, now there's only 5, one with a firearm wound,

and another with a rifle pointing to an unarmed woman.

I'm not interested! Explain it to the police.

We can also explain

why the fence was not electrified like it was supposed to be.

And why in our attacker's house there were maps identical to those we got?

And why was there also a key to the enclosed area.

Sure, we'll explain everything.

You thought you'd pull out pretending you knew nothing?

- Oh, really? - Shut up and drive!

He's better stop. If you resolve this the only way you can and he's still driving,

we'll end up in a ditch.

I don't know...

I know you didn't plan to get your hands bloody, but there you have it.

There's that forest creatures' rifle.

Choose. Bloody hands or bloody asshole in a prison.

Stop.

You'd shoot a pregnant woman?

Leave her to me.

Since you're so trigger happy, there are to more passers-by.

Oh, fuck. Drive on, huh?

Zagreb bound? You're so nice, thank you so much!

The seat is jammed. I'll move back.

Go on in.

If you hadn't stopped, we'd have been doomed.

We came on a bike, but we got lost, so we forgot where we'd left it.

It was tied to a post like that one!

If you only knew what happened to us today...

I can see you weren't bored, either!

We're a really merry bunch.

You're really in for a treat.

Can we sing a tune?

You've got nothing! You're just hysterical.

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