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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:06,040 - Oh! Oh my God. 2 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:12,717 [electronic music] 3 00:00:12,763 --> 00:00:13,923 J‘J‘ 4 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:27,982 [knocking] 5 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:43,123 - John! 6 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:52,458 - Why are you up so early? 7 00:00:52,511 --> 00:00:54,297 - Mum's up my arse again. 8 00:00:54,346 --> 00:00:55,836 - Dude, gross. 9 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:57,963 - Oh, not like that. Shut up! 10 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,315 - Oh, don't kick it. Run it! 11 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:10,817 - Oh, how are ya? 12 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:14,063 - Box of birds, Johnny. Got my money? 13 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:15,572 - Oh, yeah. 14 00:01:17,828 --> 00:01:19,364 - Why don't you use your pockets? 15 00:01:19,955 --> 00:01:20,944 - Oh, nah, it's safer. 16 00:01:20,998 --> 00:01:22,283 - Not for me, it's not. 17 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:23,864 Don't touch it, Terry. 18 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:25,874 Put it there. 19 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:28,960 Terry's gonna have to clean that now, isn't he? 20 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,546 Anyway, Johnny, 21 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:33,457 come and have a geez at this, mate. 22 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:36,210 Kelly! 23 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:41,260 You see that? 24 00:01:41,310 --> 00:01:43,722 That's an explosive vest, mate, like the terrorists use. 25 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:45,635 - Whoa, explosive? Mean! 26 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:48,480 - If you keep interrupting me, 27 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:49,935 I'm gonna blow the fuckin' house up. 28 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:52,067 - Well, that's exciting, darls. Isn't it, Johnny? 29 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,977 - Whoa, yeah. Fuck yeah! 30 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:56,147 - Who's this? 31 00:01:56,199 --> 00:01:58,656 - This is Johnny. He's bloody dynamic. 32 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:01,910 - Hi. 33 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:06,244 - Keep your slut eyes off my boys, please. 34 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:06,827 - I'm not. 35 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:09,163 - Finish the fuckin' vest or you're out on your arse. 36 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:10,702 - Whatever. 37 00:02:19,556 --> 00:02:21,968 - Now, mate, a serious talk. 38 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:25,051 Looks like the chinks wanna set up shop in Thames. 39 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:26,809 They wanna start using Wah Lee's as a spot 40 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:28,595 for one of their gambling drops. 41 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,105 If we let them slide on in here 42 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,232 and start doing whatever the fuck they want, 43 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:34,063 they'll take over the whole town. 44 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:39,443 I am considerably irritated by this. 45 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:44,411 You see, I consider Thames to be my bloody town. 46 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:48,745 I'm gonna sort the bastards out. 47 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:50,455 [car starting] 48 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,666 It's about making a point, loud and fucking clear, 49 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,546 that they're not fuckin' welcome. 50 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,503 - So what's the story? - There's gonna be a drop-off tonight 51 00:02:57,552 --> 00:02:59,213 and a pick-up in the morning. 52 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,877 Thing is, though, John... 53 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:02,387 there's not gonna be a pick-up in the morning, 54 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:03,842 is there, mate? 55 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:05,382 - Why not? 56 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:06,641 - Well, come on. 57 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,894 Cos you're gonna flog the fuckin' thing, that's why. 58 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:10,395 - Me? - Piece of piss, mate. 59 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,226 You can take your girlfriend, as well. 60 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:15,191 - Whaddaya say, Gaz? 61 00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:17,102 - No, there's no, "Whaddaya say, Gaz?" 62 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:18,520 You're fuckin' doing it. 63 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,735 - Oh, okay. Yeah. 64 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:31,746 - | always find it difficult to talk to Shelton. 65 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:33,751 - Oh, it's hard to talk with a dick in your mouth, bro. 66 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:34,752 - Oh, fuck off! 67 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:36,459 - Why do you always grease up to him so hard? 68 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:38,749 - I'm not the one running all of his errands. 69 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:40,383 - Well, nah. You're the one following around 70 00:03:40,429 --> 00:03:42,465 the one running all his errands. 71 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:45,426 - How'd he get to where he is? 72 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:47,636 - Oh, it's easy, bro. He just said, "Fuck it," 73 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:49,893 and started looking after numero uno. 74 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:55,269 - What would you do with a big pile of money like that? 75 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,852 - I'd set myself up like Shelton, eh? 76 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:59,519 Except, you know, we'd all live together 77 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:02,565 and eat pizza and learn karate and that. 78 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,107 - Bro, like the Ninja Turtles, bro! 79 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:05,697 You could be Donatello. 80 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,236 - Hey, bro, Donatello sucks, bro. 81 00:04:07,289 --> 00:04:08,449 I'd be Leonardo. 82 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:09,783 He shits on Donatello. 83 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,123 - True. - Hard, bro. 84 00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:13,124 - Well, then there's us, sitting here 85 00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:15,286 like a couple of losers, drinking at the bowling club, 86 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:16,953 knowing that that money's gonna be dropped off 87 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,544 at Wah Lee's this arvo. 88 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,675 Bro, it's just gonna be sitting there. 89 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,711 You know, anyone could take it. 90 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,470 I'm not saying us, but... 91 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:27,635 - Then what are you saying? 92 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:29,599 -Well, um... 93 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:32,477 I'm just saying that it's gonna be sitting there. 94 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:34,478 Anyone could go and take it. 95 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,896 - Shelton would slaughter us. 96 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,860 - Yeah, not if he never knew about it. 97 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:45,445 - Are we talking about this? 98 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:47,450 - Well, we're just talking about it. 99 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:50,783 - Yeah, we're just talking about it. 100 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,831 [birds chirping] 101 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:03,546 - Hey. John, right? 102 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,844 What are you doing up here? 103 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:11,133 - Oh, Kelly, meet my parents John and Coralie. 104 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:13,017 - [sighs] Hi. 105 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,138 - Oh, do you want a beer? 106 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:17,977 - Yeah, all right. 107 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,517 - I think Dad's had about enough. 108 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:25,898 - Cheers. - Cheers. 109 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,741 - Pretty nice up here, eh? 110 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,530 - Yeah, I s'pose. 111 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:36,700 - So what's it like working for my brother? 112 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:37,742 - Yeah, good, eh? 113 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:39,081 - Come on. He's an asshole. 114 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:39,869 [chuckles] 115 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,754 - Oh, well, I mean, l'mjust working for him, 116 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,416 you know, until I build up enough inertia 117 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:46,175 and learn enough stuff so that I can start 118 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:47,051 my own thing, you know? 119 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:48,758 My own, uh, organization. 120 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:51,381 - What are you, then? Shelton's bitch? 121 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:54,013 - Nah, I'm not his bitch. 122 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:55,302 - I'm not trying to be mean or anything, 123 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:56,595 but if you wanna do your own thing, 124 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:57,888 you gotta grow some nuts. 125 00:05:57,941 --> 00:05:59,056 - Yeah, I know. 126 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:02,900 - Your nuts are probably bigger than you think. 127 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:11,360 - Oi. 128 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:12,949 - Oh, hi, Mrs. Walters. 129 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,656 - You've gotta move out of the garage. 130 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,825 Patrick's coming home from the university 131 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,540 and he's bought himself a car so you've gotta go. 132 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:22,705 - Eh? When's he coming back? 133 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:24,247 - Around 6. 134 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:25,507 - What, tonight? 135 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:28,134 - Yes, tonight. 136 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:29,669 - Oh, where am I gonna stay? 137 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,839 [mockingly] - "Oh, where am I gonna stay?" 138 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,757 You're such a pussy! 139 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:45,269 [mystical Chinese music] 140 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,358 J‘J‘ 141 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,994 - Are those your nuts? 142 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:57,955 I said, "Are those your nuts?" 143 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:04,254 Are... those... your... nuts? 144 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:08,629 Well, who the hell else's nuts are they? 145 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:11,966 Well, I'm the only one here. 146 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:15,348 Who the hell's nuts do you think they are? 147 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:19,807 You gonna make a move? 148 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:22,560 It's your move. 149 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:28,983 Or you gonna be Shelton's bitch forever? 150 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,898 [phone beeping] 151 00:07:33,370 --> 00:07:35,611 Meet me at Wah Lee's at 3. 152 00:07:36,247 --> 00:07:38,203 Now we're not just talking. 153 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:41,999 [rock music] 154 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:43,751 J‘J‘ 155 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:47,380 [grunting] 156 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,058 [garage door creaking] 157 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,067 [rock music continues] 158 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:17,702 J‘J‘ 159 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,715 [car engine revving] 160 00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:39,094 You could've changed, bro. 161 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:42,013 - Oh. 162 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:50,647 So, you seen anything yet? 163 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:51,937 - Nah. 164 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:54,944 Well, hang on. 165 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:09,963 - What's he doing? 166 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:11,794 - Well, the money's in the tire. 167 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,128 - What? 168 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:15,797 - Why do you think he's rolling a tire 169 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:17,303 into an antique shop, bro? 170 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:19,464 You think it's some ancient tire he's trying to sell? - I don't know. 171 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,974 - You think it might be Napoleon's tire, bro? 172 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:24,932 A bit of tread left on it still. - Okay, bro. Calm down! 173 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,642 - Here. Put that on. 174 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,605 Oi! Where'd you get that? 175 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:32,985 - It's Mum's. 176 00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,316 - Why'd you bring it? 177 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:35,605 - Well, to scare him. 178 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:36,693 - Who? 179 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,324 - The old man. 180 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:41,619 - Bro, he's, like, a hundred years old. - So? 181 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,831 - So does it work? - Yeah, it fuckin' works. 182 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:45,581 - Yeah, all right. 183 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:47,458 Just looks a bit... - What? 184 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:51,041 - Oh, I don't know... Shit. 185 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:55,542 Oh. 186 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,305 [upbeat percussive music] 187 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,065 J‘J‘ 188 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,698 - Where is it? 189 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:27,536 - What? 190 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:28,791 - Oh, we were just wondering where 191 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:30,293 the Chinese money was. 192 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:32,875 - Oh. It's down there. 193 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:36,500 - Oh shit. Have you got a knife? 194 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:37,133 - What? 195 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:39,009 - A knife, to cut this open! - No! 196 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:39,885 - Uh, excuse me. 197 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,592 Uh, do you have a knife we could borrow? 198 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,721 Oh! 199 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:43,802 - Hurry up! 200 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:45,933 Hey! Hey! 201 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,389 Stop it. 202 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:48,344 - What'd he do? 203 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:49,387 - He was texting. 204 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:50,850 - Do you know who you're stealing from? 205 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:51,889 - Shut up! 206 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,399 - Holy shit. 207 00:10:53,444 --> 00:10:56,151 - I never thought anybody would be stupid enough 208 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,528 to steal from Triads. 209 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:58,780 - Oh yeah? 210 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:01,066 Well, you never met us then, did you? 211 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,619 - Hey, look, I'm real sorry about this, eh? 212 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,656 I hope you don't get in trouble or anything. 213 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,081 Oh, what's that? 214 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,742 - Nothing. Not for sale. 215 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:13,036 - Oi, nah, come on. Give us a geez. 216 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,374 Hey, mate, what do you reckon about this? 217 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:15,254 For Kelly. 218 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,131 - Bro, now is not the time! 219 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,376 Oh, that's actually pretty nice. 220 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:20,760 [car tires squealing] 221 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:21,635 Fuck! 222 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,921 Bro, multiple tangos. 223 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:24,430 - What? - Multiple tangos! 224 00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:25,715 Initiate Plan B! 225 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:26,723 - Plan B? 226 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,384 - Where's the back door? 227 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:29,719 Thank you. 228 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:32,559 - Listen. 229 00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,770 You can borrow this locator. 230 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,775 Very dangerous. 231 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:40,109 If you use it, Taotie will come. 232 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:43,320 The demon will consume you. 233 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,952 Taotie. 234 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,089 - Hey, bro, if she doesn't like this, 235 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:58,793 can I bring it back? 236 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,253 Like, exchange it? 237 00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:04,012 - You will bring it back, no matter what. 238 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,593 - Yeah, cos it's made in China, eh? 239 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:08,929 Oh shit! Yeah, sorry. 240 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:09,967 Uh, bye! 241 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,691 [speaking Mandarin] 242 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:25,073 [air hissing] 243 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:26,947 Go! 244 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:29,946 Gaz, go! Hit the gears! 245 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,660 Gaz, now! 246 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,119 - Stop pressuring me! 247 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,079 [car tires squealing] 248 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:35,538 - Oh shit! 249 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,504 - Fuck! - Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 250 00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:47,638 - Yeah! Later, b0! 251 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:51,218 - When he saw the car, he’s just like, 252 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,557 "Fuck, just take it! Take it all, bro! " 253 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,096 Oi, how mean was that, bro? 254 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:57,231 I can't believe we actually did that, eh? 255 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,687 Oh, bro, we got it! 256 00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,067 [laughing] 257 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,694 Hey, what are we doing here? 258 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,362 Oi! 259 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:04,818 - Gidday, Johnny. 260 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,322 Ooh, bugger me days. 261 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,208 - Oh. Oh, please, Shelton. 262 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:20,246 I didn't mean anything by it. 263 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,881 I just did the job like you asked! 264 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,257 - Sorry, Johnny. 265 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,544 You went behind my back. I can't let you go. 266 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,757 - Oh, well, don't kill me! Please! 267 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,388 - Check his pockets. 268 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:34,886 What's this? 269 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,895 Afriendship bracelet? 270 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,056 Who's your friend? Him? 271 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,224 [chuckles] 272 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,866 Best friends forever, eh? 273 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,327 Do you play chess, John? 274 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,493 - What? 275 00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:55,748 - Chess, the game. 276 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:57,951 - Well, I don't know. 277 00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,336 - See, in chess, you'd be a pawn. 278 00:14:00,381 --> 00:14:03,123 Now, the pawn looks across the battlefield at its enemies, 279 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,259 and it realizes it's gotta kill them or it'll die. 280 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:09,467 Now, conversely, I'd be a king. 281 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,597 You know how the king dies in chess, John? 282 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,975 It gets cornered by its own pieces. 283 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:16,477 So it seems to me 284 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,558 that I've gotta get rid of some of my pieces 285 00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:19,768 so I don't get cornered. 286 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:20,897 You understand? 287 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,274 - Well... Well, then, I'll move away! 288 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,935 I'll do anything! Please! 289 00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,187 - Away you go. 290 00:14:27,658 --> 00:14:28,943 - Oh... 291 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,112 I can't. 292 00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,698 - You wanker. 293 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,953 Who wants it? - Yep, me. 294 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,620 - Oh, nah, please! 295 00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,415 - Hey, what are you doing? 296 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,546 You fuckin' narced him out. You watch. 297 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,172 Bloody woofter. 298 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,252 Heads down, please. 299 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,966 Dopey bastards. 300 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,263 [gun shot] 301 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,300 - Oh fuck! 302 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:56,468 Fuckin' shot me! 303 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,057 - Oh I... I didn't mean to! 304 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,105 - Is this your .22? Who sighted it? 305 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:01,764 - Mum did. 306 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,228 - Well, you tell your mum from me 307 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,017 she did a shit job, okay? 308 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,436 Now, give me another fuckin' bullet. 309 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,480 - Oh, well, I don't have any. - What? 310 00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,489 - My mum keeps them locked up, so... 311 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,484 - Fuck me. 312 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,993 Terry, you all right? 313 00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,198 - I'm worried about my eye. 314 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,614 -All right. Narcer, take him to the hospital. 315 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:18,656 - Can we take your car? 316 00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:19,824 - Fuck no! 317 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,583 It's five minutes. You can walk. 318 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:23,627 - Hey! 319 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,422 - It's like a bloody circus. 320 00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,382 - What's goin' on? 321 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:29,918 - Oh, fuckin' hell! 322 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,507 - There's been reports of a gunshot. 323 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:33,922 - I've only fired it, like, five seconds ago. 324 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,886 - I've already told you, Shelton. 325 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,597 You're not supposed to discharge firearms in public. 326 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:39,886 - Discharge? 327 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,146 What are you talkin' about discharge for? 328 00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,431 Something wrong with your fanny, Les? 329 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,099 Nothing's discharged here, mate. 330 00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:47,269 This gun got fuckin' fired. 331 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:48,982 - Come on, Shelton. 332 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:49,690 - Christ's sake. 333 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,356 Look, we're just trying to make a little bit of fuckin' revenue, 334 00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:53,900 just like you, okay? 335 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,410 Except the difference is I'm not fuckin' sneaky about it. 336 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:57,195 - All right, mate. 337 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:58,738 There's no need to fly off the handle. 338 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,203 - Sometimes I think we should swap jobs for a day. 339 00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:03,709 See how you handle this fuckin' circus. 340 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,039 Now, piss off! 341 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,670 - Okay, mate. 342 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,039 - Ooh, Les. - Yep? 343 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,673 - What's the Chiefs-Crusaders score? 344 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,084 - Hang on a minute. 345 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,217 You there, Cheryl? 346 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,386 [frantic percussive music] 347 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,388 J‘J‘ 348 00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:47,749 - Push the button. 349 00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,592 Push the button. 350 00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,803 [percussive music continues] 351 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:57,804 J‘J‘ 352 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,590 Hey, push the button! 353 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:00,975 You'll know when! 354 00:17:09,654 --> 00:17:11,440 [vomiting] 355 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:15,698 Oh! 356 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:28,669 - Push the button! 357 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:30,542 - Best friends forever, eh? 358 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,712 - [gasping] 359 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,163 [gun shot] - Oh fuck! 360 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,664 Fuckin' shot me! 361 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:06,916 - Terry, you all right? 362 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,497 - I'm worried about my eye. 363 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,497 - It's five minutes. You can walk. 364 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,290 [frantic percussive music] 365 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,004 J‘J‘ 366 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,363 - Push the button. 367 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:39,740 Push the button. 368 00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:45,871 Hey, push the button! 369 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,372 You'll know when! 370 00:18:57,011 --> 00:18:58,547 - It’s a hair salon. 371 00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,382 "Curl-Up and Dye." 372 00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:02,387 Yeah, cos you can go there and get it curled, 373 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,298 or you can go and get it dyed. 374 00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:07,552 Yeah, the Sheila's are gonna fuckin' love it, mate. 375 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,058 Well, that's just what I do. 376 00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:12,598 I come up with cool names for businesses. 377 00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,313 You know? Awesome names! 378 00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:16,899 Actually, that'd make a fuckin' good business, eh? 379 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,653 Naming businesses. 380 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,736 All right. I gotta go, okay? 381 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,366 Let me know when it's done. 382 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:25,073 [sighs] Did you find him? 383 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,661 - He disappeared. 384 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,080 - Disappeared, did he? 385 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:33,994 And you two cunts couldn't find him? 386 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:35,253 - No, he disappeared. 387 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,914 So we had him, and he was there, 388 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,878 and then he disappeared, so... 389 00:19:41,764 --> 00:19:43,755 - Right. Fuckin' useless. 390 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,139 I'm gonna fuck off home, 391 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,846 and you cunts better find him. 392 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,111 - Oi, arsehole! 393 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,109 Those guys won't stop talking about you. 394 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,447 - True? What are they saying? 395 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:07,657 - Just that you're a sneaky cunt, 396 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,117 and that they shouldn't have trusted you, 397 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:10,281 and that they did n't trust you, 398 00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,744 and that you're full of yourself, 399 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,000 and you're a pussy, 400 00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:13,955 and that they're gonna find you 401 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,164 and they're gonna kill you. 402 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,203 - Fuck. 403 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,293 I knew I shouldn't have done it, eh? 404 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,878 - But you're a badass. 405 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:21,625 - No, I'm not. 406 00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:24,295 - Well, you busted in and stole that Chinese money, right? 407 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,213 And Shelton fucked you. 408 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,132 You should get him back. - How? 409 00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,642 - Well, he hid that Chinese money in the basement. 410 00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:31,894 You should nick it again. 411 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,930 - Hey, fuck that! I gotta gap it. 412 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:35,973 - I don't want you to run away. 413 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:39,519 - Why not? 414 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,456 - You get my fuckin' money back. 415 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,496 - Oh, I can't, eh? I'm real sorry. 416 00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:57,912 - Use this. 417 00:20:57,965 --> 00:20:59,205 Get my fucking money back 418 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,340 or I'll kill her and then I'll kill you. 419 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,340 Meet me here tonight. 420 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:06,720 Take it! 421 00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,844 - Oh, but this is in Paeroa, and I don't have a car. 422 00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:30,452 - I don't want you to run away. 423 00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:31,954 - Push the button! 424 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,614 - Best friends forever, eh? 425 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,037 [gun shot] - Oh fuck! 426 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:42,877 Fuckin' shot me! 427 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,714 [mysterious music] 428 00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:47,719 J‘J‘ 429 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,501 - Hey, push the button! 430 00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,287 You'll know when! 431 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,774 - Oh, fuck it. 432 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:49,319 [gun shot] - Oh fuck! 433 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,154 Fuckin' shot me! 434 00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:57,326 [mysterious music continues] 435 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,287 J‘J‘ 436 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,646 - Hey, push the button! 437 00:23:28,699 --> 00:23:30,314 You'll know when! 438 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:40,036 - Oi, don't. 439 00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,999 - ljust wanna see what happens. 440 00:23:50,804 --> 00:23:52,340 What's supposed to happen? 441 00:23:52,389 --> 00:23:53,595 - I don't know. 442 00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:55,013 Nothing's happening to you? 443 00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:56,299 You don't feel funny or anything? 444 00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:57,216 - Nah. 445 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,351 - Hey, so I was sitting where you were two minutes ago, 446 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:03,059 and I pressed the button, so... we've changed something. 447 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:04,939 - We better talk to Jay. 448 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,906 [knocking] 449 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,942 - Identify yourself. 450 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,531 - Uh, it's me, John. 451 00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:19,780 - When does the mi/kman come? 452 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,911 - On time. 453 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,952 [door creaking open] 454 00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:27,997 - Who's this? 455 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:29,873 - That's what I gotta talk to you about. 456 00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:33,552 - Chinese, eh? 457 00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:35,554 Yep, you're probably fucked. 458 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,007 - Oh, well, I gotta learn how to use it 459 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:39,925 so we can get the Chinese money back. 460 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,937 - So, you stopped him from going back in time 461 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:46,145 so that must mean that he presses it later on 462 00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:49,685 and becomes you by doing everything you've done or.... 463 00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:51,603 Holy shit. - What? 464 00:24:51,657 --> 00:24:52,988 - See that engraving? 465 00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,443 It's a demon. 466 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:57,576 The Chinese call it Taotie. 467 00:24:57,621 --> 00:25:01,034 Known for eating everything in sight and then itself, 468 00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:02,664 exactly like my ex-wife. 469 00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:03,950 - Yeah, the old fulla said. 470 00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,619 - Be careful with that thing. It's a warning. 471 00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:11,415 That's the Wah Lee bracelet. 472 00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:13,129 It was made in ancient China, 473 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:14,293 where it was hidden in secret 474 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,382 by this mountain monk type fella. 475 00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:19,799 Bro, China was fucked. 476 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,683 War was everywhere. 477 00:25:21,729 --> 00:25:23,310 So to protect his home, 478 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:25,516 the monk gave the bracelet to a whip-arse warrior 479 00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:27,477 named Wah Lee. 480 00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:30,233 Wah Lee thought this bracelet was wicked, 481 00:25:30,279 --> 00:25:32,691 and it would definitely help him save China. 482 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:35,648 But there was a catch. 483 00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:38,113 See, there was this demon called the Taotie, 484 00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:40,494 and it came after time travelers. 485 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:43,406 If you meet your other self while time traveling... 486 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:46,451 Well, that's when the demon comes. 487 00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:48,960 But Wah Lee wasn't scared of a demon. 488 00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:50,746 He was, like, "Oh, fuck that, " 489 00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:52,414 and went off to sort out the war. 490 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:57,003 [swords clashing] 491 00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:59,012 [intense percussive music] 492 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:01,014 J‘J‘ 493 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:10,186 Wah Lee got real good at using the bracelet. 494 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:13,022 He cleaned up all these mongrel warlord fellas 495 00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:14,687 and saved the empire. 496 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,651 He was a total legend, bro, 497 00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:18,861 and everyone wanted to be his mate. 498 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:21,034 He got real rich, too. 499 00:26:22,539 --> 00:26:25,281 Even though Wah Lee was getting mad respect 500 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:27,165 from all angles, 501 00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:29,327 and even after the monk warned him 502 00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:31,040 about the demon, 503 00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:33,797 he still couldn't help himself. 504 00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:36,800 He wanted to know what it was like to meet himself. 505 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:39,882 So one day, he snuck around the back 506 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,342 and he did it! 507 00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:44,633 What a idiot! 508 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:47,719 Soon enough, 509 00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:49,764 just like the monk had said, 510 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:51,932 the demon came for him. 511 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:56,403 And he ended up carking it... 512 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,904 real bad. 513 00:26:57,950 --> 00:26:59,656 [screaming] 514 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,242 - [both] So what if he doesn't press the button? 515 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:07,656 - You better make sure you all press the button, 516 00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:09,700 you all go back, and you all do your part. 517 00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:12,790 You better pay close attention to what each other are doing. 518 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,001 Be careful with that thing. 519 00:27:16,218 --> 00:27:17,583 - All right. 520 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:19,634 Thanks, Jay. 521 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,054 So we can't bust into Shelton 's 522 00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:24,761 cos they'll murder us. 523 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,467 - So what do we do? 524 00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:29,723 - We get the money from somewhere else. 525 00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:35,441 [rock music] 526 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,352 J‘J‘ 527 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:19,478 Hey. Uh, everyone be calm 528 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:20,646 and everything will be sweet. 529 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,064 [gun shot] Ugh! 530 00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:25,279 [gun cocking] 531 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:35,161 [panting] 532 00:28:53,941 --> 00:28:55,602 - Where did you bloody come from, mate? 533 00:28:55,651 --> 00:28:56,891 - Oh my God. 534 00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:59,276 - Here we have the highlight of our tour, 535 00:28:59,321 --> 00:29:01,733 the fully-automated public toilets. 536 00:29:01,782 --> 00:29:03,363 Uh... 537 00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:04,864 - Hey! 538 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:06,442 [camera shutter clicking] 539 00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:13,873 [mysterious music] 540 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,875 J‘J‘ 541 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,142 - Hey. Uh, everyonejust, uh.... 542 00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:20,728 Be... be cool and everything will be sweet. 543 00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:37,157 Hey. Um... 544 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:39,622 can you please put some money in here? 545 00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,127 - What money do you want? 546 00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:42,037 - Um... 547 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:43,921 Oh, I don't know, all of it. 548 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:47,459 - Okay. It's just that we're a bank. 549 00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:50,504 We don't really have money. 550 00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:52,343 - Oh. - Oh. 551 00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:55,054 Oh, well, urn, can you double check? 552 00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:57,094 - I can call my supervisor. 553 00:30:57,147 --> 00:30:58,307 - Yep. 554 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,565 - Marcus, can you come out here, please? 555 00:31:03,987 --> 00:31:05,523 Yes, it's urgent. 556 00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:11,449 - Oh my God. 557 00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:13,201 - Hey. Uh, we was wondering 558 00:31:13,246 --> 00:31:14,452 if we could have some money? 559 00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:17,831 - Why did you call me out here? 560 00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:19,867 They said the chances were so low. 561 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,330 I think I'm gonna be sick. 562 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:22,665 - Oh, we're just wondering 563 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,329 if we could have some money, bro. 564 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,373 - Oh my God. 565 00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:27,757 - We have this. 566 00:31:27,803 --> 00:31:29,634 It has some money in it. 567 00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:31,590 [vomiting] 568 00:31:45,362 --> 00:31:46,477 - Hey, where'd you come from? 569 00:31:46,530 --> 00:31:48,111 - Bro, he got shot the first time. 570 00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:49,646 - What, and you went back and saved him? 571 00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:51,189 - Yep. I was like, "Yoink!" 572 00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:53,575 Got your shotgun, bitch!" 573 00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:55,827 - Oh, hey, bro! Oi, blow the lock off. 574 00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,660 - Oh, nah. It's just rubber bands, bro. 575 00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:11,467 [hissing] 576 00:32:11,513 --> 00:32:13,344 [explosion] 577 00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:16,677 - Bro, is this stuff poisonous? 578 00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:18,091 - I don't know. 579 00:32:18,353 --> 00:32:19,559 - It kinda tastes nice. 580 00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:21,060 - Urgh... 581 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:23,514 - Nah, it's all checks and pension slips. 582 00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:26,600 Oh, nah. Hang on. 583 00:32:26,653 --> 00:32:28,439 - How much is there? 584 00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:30,399 - 35 bucks. 585 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:31,529 Oh, nah, 38. 586 00:32:32,409 --> 00:32:33,899 - Oh shit. We're fucked. 587 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:35,112 - Oh, well, it's not that bad. 588 00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:36,948 I mean, got enough for some beers. 589 00:32:36,997 --> 00:32:38,032 - Yeah, hard, bro. 590 00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:39,412 - Oh, but you should jump back, though. 591 00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:41,619 - Oh yeah. Well, can't I go after? 592 00:32:41,668 --> 00:32:44,751 - Oh, yeah, but... then we get less beers. 593 00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:47,378 - Oh. 594 00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:49,039 Oh yeah, okay. 595 00:33:06,026 --> 00:33:07,436 - Hey, mate. Yeah. 596 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:08,942 What's going on? 597 00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:11,478 He's here. Uh-huh. 598 00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:20,452 - Bro. 599 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:22,364 So, we know how this thing works, right? 600 00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:25,575 So I reckon we just keep robbing Shelton 601 00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:27,085 over and over again 602 00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:28,836 until we get the Chinese money 603 00:33:28,882 --> 00:33:30,418 and we get to Paeroa. 604 00:33:31,676 --> 00:33:33,132 - What, you don't reckon we need a plan? 605 00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:35,294 - Nah. Nah, just trial and error. 606 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:36,757 As long as we do like Jay says 607 00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:38,137 and go back and do our part. 608 00:33:38,391 --> 00:33:39,756 - Yeah, I s'pose. 609 00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:41,975 - I gotta go take a dump. 610 00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:51,104 - You slippery bastard. 611 00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:53,148 - Oi! Hey! 612 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,614 Hey, hang on. 613 00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:57,649 Wait... 614 00:33:57,702 --> 00:33:59,158 Give me a sec! 615 00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:01,285 Urgh... 616 00:34:01,331 --> 00:34:02,787 Just a sec. 617 00:34:02,832 --> 00:34:04,697 - What the hell are you doing, you spaz? 618 00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:06,161 -Ah... 619 00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:08,661 - Time's up. 620 00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:10,499 - [grunting] 621 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:15,254 - Jesus, Damage! 622 00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:18,128 - Oh... 623 00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:20,722 Uh... 624 00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:53,042 [mysterious music] 625 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:55,207 J‘J‘ 626 00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:08,269 - I'm gotta go take a dump. 627 00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:18,776 - Yeah, use that one, bro. 628 00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:21,949 - Hey, hang on. Uh... 629 00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:23,326 Wait... 630 00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:25,153 Give me a sec. 631 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:28,198 - Sorry, Damage. 632 00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:29,832 [thud] - Oh! 633 00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:32,577 - Oi, let other me go. 634 00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:47,972 We're like our own gang. 635 00:35:48,772 --> 00:35:50,103 - The John Gang. 636 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,763 - Nah, the John Squad. 637 00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:54,102 - Or the... the Time Squad. 638 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:56,234 - Mega Time Squad. 639 00:35:57,364 --> 00:35:59,571 - [all] Mega Time Squad. 640 00:35:59,616 --> 00:36:01,026 - Mean. 641 00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:03,821 - l betterjump back. 642 00:36:11,419 --> 00:36:12,750 - Hey, Terry. 643 00:36:12,796 --> 00:36:14,127 Look at this. 644 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:15,628 Surprise, motherfucker! 645 00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:17,335 [laughs] 646 00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:19,214 Bloody ripper, mate. 647 00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:20,750 - Are those live explosives? 648 00:36:20,804 --> 00:36:23,170 - Intimidation purposes only, Terry. 649 00:36:23,223 --> 00:36:24,633 Sometimes it's important to let people think 650 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:27,095 you've got a bit of a screw loose. 651 00:36:27,143 --> 00:36:28,758 - Oh yeah. 652 00:36:29,104 --> 00:36:31,060 [rock music ring tone] 653 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:33,646 - Fuck. 654 00:36:33,692 --> 00:36:34,977 Hey, get us some noodles, will you, darls? 655 00:36:35,026 --> 00:36:36,982 I could eat the crotch out of a ragdoll. 656 00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:39,193 Yeah? 657 00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:41,150 All right, all right. Calm your tits. 658 00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:44,320 He's got his own gang, eh? 659 00:36:44,369 --> 00:36:46,109 I knew he had ambition, but... 660 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,574 Coming over here? 661 00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:50,909 All right, well, get everyone over here. 662 00:36:50,959 --> 00:36:52,620 Everyone. 663 00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:54,580 Yes, him too. 664 00:36:54,629 --> 00:36:56,836 Well, get him outta hospital, then! 665 00:36:58,425 --> 00:36:59,665 [cellphone beeping] 666 00:37:00,969 --> 00:37:02,960 Thinks he can surprise me, eh? 667 00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:06,220 Cheeky bastard. 668 00:37:26,494 --> 00:37:27,779 Right. 669 00:37:31,082 --> 00:37:33,198 Looks like a fuckin' hospital in here. 670 00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:36,417 Right, Sammy, you're the best shot out of us. 671 00:37:36,463 --> 00:37:38,044 You take that. 672 00:37:38,548 --> 00:37:39,583 Go and wait in Narcer's car. 673 00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:41,463 If you see Johnny, fuckin' shoot him. 674 00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:43,045 - Don't I at least get a gun? 675 00:37:43,094 --> 00:37:44,504 - Why? 676 00:37:44,554 --> 00:37:46,294 - I'm a good shot, too. 677 00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:47,712 - This is Parawai, Terry. 678 00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:48,926 It's not America. 679 00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:50,681 We're not made of guns. 680 00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:53,806 - Can you believe this? 681 00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:55,971 - Terry, you can borrow my mum's gun, if you want. 682 00:38:08,411 --> 00:38:10,072 [reggae music] 683 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:12,077 J‘J‘ 684 00:38:30,183 --> 00:38:31,798 - Fuck! 685 00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:33,466 Ah, fuck. 686 00:38:34,896 --> 00:38:35,931 Fuck. 687 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:36,969 Oi! 688 00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:41,349 Igota gun! 689 00:38:46,366 --> 00:38:47,697 Is that you, John? 690 00:38:49,619 --> 00:38:50,483 - Yeah. 691 00:39:02,882 --> 00:39:04,213 - Hey, John. 692 00:39:04,759 --> 00:39:06,624 - Yeah. 693 00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:09,294 - I can't do it, eh? 694 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:10,962 - Oh, thanks, bro. 695 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,345 - Never said you had a brother. 696 00:39:15,395 --> 00:39:16,805 - Nah, he's me. - Eh? 697 00:39:16,855 --> 00:39:18,265 - We're both me. 698 00:39:18,314 --> 00:39:21,147 - Bro! That's buzzy, bro! 699 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:22,523 Far! 700 00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:24,354 - Hey, bro. 701 00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:25,689 Why don't you just go home, eh? 702 00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:27,569 I won't tell Shelton or anything. 703 00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:29,947 - I don't care. Shelton's a dick! 704 00:39:29,993 --> 00:39:31,654 He's got us waiting here for you fellas 705 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:34,820 while he's sitting up there doing fuck all! 706 00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:37,159 - Oh, well, it is his house, bro. 707 00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:38,539 - Laters, bro. 708 00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,167 - Later, Johns. 709 00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:45,877 Fuckin' wait till I tell my mum about this. 710 00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:48,090 -All right, where are you, 711 00:39:48,136 --> 00:39:49,797 you cheeky bastard? 712 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,092 Ah! We have bush. 713 00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:57,554 - What's he doing? 714 00:39:58,146 --> 00:39:59,977 - He's being a smart arse. 715 00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:07,393 - You reckon he's seen me yet? 716 00:40:09,365 --> 00:40:11,151 [gate creaking open] 717 00:40:17,081 --> 00:40:18,912 - Ow. Ah! 718 00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:26,963 - Oi, what's with the pedo shoes? 719 00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:29,173 - What? 720 00:40:29,218 --> 00:40:30,503 - Your shoes say "pedo"! 721 00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:36,764 - Oh... nah. 722 00:40:37,685 --> 00:40:39,221 They say "dope." 723 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:43,138 - Whatever, pedo! Shame! 724 00:40:43,191 --> 00:40:44,931 - [all] Shame! 725 00:40:46,235 --> 00:40:47,566 - Oi, dickheads. 726 00:40:47,612 --> 00:40:49,193 - Oi! 727 00:40:49,697 --> 00:40:51,153 Who's there? 728 00:40:52,158 --> 00:40:53,113 Oh! 729 00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:56,238 [upbeat electronic music] 730 00:40:56,287 --> 00:40:57,948 J‘J‘ 731 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,582 - Fuckin' thing's not synced up right. 732 00:41:30,238 --> 00:41:31,148 Did you see that? 733 00:41:32,615 --> 00:41:33,650 There's two of the bastards. 734 00:41:48,214 --> 00:41:49,624 What the fuck is going on? 735 00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:51,665 [electronic music continues] 736 00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:53,504 J‘J‘ 737 00:42:17,243 --> 00:42:18,153 What's going on? 738 00:42:18,202 --> 00:42:19,408 - Fuck knows, mate. 739 00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:21,194 - Well, that's what I pay you for! 740 00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:24,410 All right, all right. Jesus Christ. 741 00:42:24,459 --> 00:42:26,290 - Hey, can you get me some of those left-over noodles? 742 00:42:26,335 --> 00:42:27,450 - Get off the grass. 743 00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:29,209 There's some chips in the drawer. 744 00:42:30,923 --> 00:42:32,083 - Get out of it, you mongrel! 745 00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:35,591 - Oh, I need to get that Chinese money, bro. 746 00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:36,876 - Not lettin' ya. 747 00:42:36,929 --> 00:42:38,214 - Oh, sorry, Gibbo. 748 00:42:39,766 --> 00:42:40,972 [thud] - Ow! 749 00:42:49,108 --> 00:42:50,769 [upbeat tense music] 750 00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:52,479 J‘J‘ 751 00:43:05,249 --> 00:43:07,240 - Hey, you're... You're Shelton's sister, eh? 752 00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:08,658 - Yeah. 753 00:43:14,675 --> 00:43:16,336 - From the big smoke, eh? 754 00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:18,171 - Yeah, Hamilton. 755 00:43:21,641 --> 00:43:23,097 - Can I have a chip? 756 00:43:32,318 --> 00:43:34,525 Have you got anybody to show you 'round Thames? 757 00:43:35,571 --> 00:43:37,357 - Yeah, thanks. I do. 758 00:43:42,537 --> 00:43:44,653 - Have they taken you to Piss Chuggers yet? 759 00:43:44,705 --> 00:43:46,286 - Nah. 760 00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:56,088 - I could... I could take you there at some... 761 00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:57,465 It's mint as. 762 00:44:00,054 --> 00:44:01,794 [tense music continues] 763 00:44:01,848 --> 00:44:03,634 J‘J‘ 764 00:44:33,087 --> 00:44:34,372 - You in there, John? 765 00:44:34,422 --> 00:44:36,003 [coughing] 766 00:44:36,048 --> 00:44:37,834 Last chance, mate. You wanna come out? 767 00:44:40,428 --> 00:44:41,964 [shotgun cocking] 768 00:44:42,930 --> 00:44:44,545 [gun shot] - Oh! - Ahh... 769 00:44:48,394 --> 00:44:49,759 - Christ. 770 00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:52,102 Are you there, John? 771 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:09,028 - Uh... 772 00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:10,662 How old are you? 773 00:45:12,084 --> 00:45:14,040 - Don't they need you downstairs? 774 00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:16,377 - No. 775 00:45:16,422 --> 00:45:20,006 No, I... I like it up here. 776 00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:21,382 Hey. Where... Where you going? 777 00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:22,542 - Fuck off! 778 00:45:22,595 --> 00:45:24,210 - What? What's the problem? 779 00:45:24,263 --> 00:45:25,594 - Hey, what are you doing? 780 00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:26,925 - You're not gonna sneak up on me this time, 781 00:45:26,974 --> 00:45:28,555 you cheap cunt. 782 00:45:28,726 --> 00:45:30,262 - Oh, are you all right, Kelly? 783 00:45:30,311 --> 00:45:32,051 - Yeah, 'course. I'm fine. 784 00:45:33,898 --> 00:45:35,729 - Oh. You two, eh? 785 00:45:35,775 --> 00:45:37,356 - Oh, don't be like that, Damage. 786 00:45:37,401 --> 00:45:39,141 - Yeah, well, too bad, bitch. 787 00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:44,026 Ha. You always were a pussy. 788 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:57,452 - Hey, Damage, 789 00:45:58,798 --> 00:46:00,584 if you don't stop being such a dick, 790 00:46:02,051 --> 00:46:03,962 I'm gonna whip your arse. 791 00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:07,507 - [scoffs] 792 00:46:08,307 --> 00:46:10,423 Since when did you grow nuts? 793 00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:15,098 - Well, this afternoon. 794 00:46:16,857 --> 00:46:18,393 [thud] - Ah! 795 00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:20,273 Ah! Ah! 796 00:46:21,279 --> 00:46:22,394 Bastard! Get off me! 797 00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:23,561 Get off! 798 00:46:24,824 --> 00:46:26,485 Youse are dead meat. 799 00:46:30,663 --> 00:46:32,449 - You really staunched him out. 800 00:46:32,873 --> 00:46:34,329 -Yeah... 801 00:46:36,502 --> 00:46:38,993 - Hey, uh, what did you wanna talk to me about? 802 00:46:39,797 --> 00:46:41,537 - Um... 803 00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:47,794 Um... Oh,just, um.... 804 00:46:47,847 --> 00:46:50,133 Oh, just, well, cos I gotta hit Paeroa, 805 00:46:50,182 --> 00:46:51,638 and, um... 806 00:46:51,684 --> 00:46:53,390 So... 807 00:46:53,436 --> 00:46:54,972 Um.... 808 00:46:55,688 --> 00:46:57,269 - What? 809 00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:01,599 - Oh, did... did you wanna come with me? 810 00:47:04,905 --> 00:47:06,611 - Are you in there? - Ohhh! 811 00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:07,942 [coughing] 812 00:47:07,992 --> 00:47:09,857 - Can't see Bugger-all in there. 813 00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:11,697 - Fuck's sake. 814 00:47:11,746 --> 00:47:13,987 Get outta the way. Get outta the way. 815 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:17,073 He's nicked the Chinese money! 816 00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:18,908 [car tires squealing] 817 00:47:18,961 --> 00:47:19,996 - Oi! 818 00:47:20,046 --> 00:47:21,661 That's my mum's car! 819 00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:24,330 [gun shot] 820 00:47:24,383 --> 00:47:25,168 - Shit! 821 00:47:25,217 --> 00:47:26,832 - Did that hit you in the eye again, Terry? 822 00:47:26,886 --> 00:47:27,966 Jesus Christ! 823 00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:29,718 - Oh, I didn't mean to! 824 00:47:30,556 --> 00:47:32,672 - Oh, Mum's gonna kill me! 825 00:47:32,725 --> 00:47:33,464 - Right. 826 00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:35,633 Show's over. Get in the fuckin' car. 827 00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:40,266 Not you, Gaz. 828 00:47:40,316 --> 00:47:42,523 You're as useful as tits on a fuckin' bull, 829 00:47:42,568 --> 00:47:44,354 and you can fuck off home! 830 00:47:59,752 --> 00:48:01,663 [car starting] 831 00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:25,437 - Oh, he's gone. - Who? 832 00:48:25,486 --> 00:48:26,566 - Other me. 833 00:48:26,612 --> 00:48:27,897 - Well, why are there three of us? 834 00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:29,062 - Did you push the button? 835 00:48:29,115 --> 00:48:30,321 - Yeah. Did you? 836 00:48:30,366 --> 00:48:31,321 - Yeah. 837 00:48:31,367 --> 00:48:32,322 - Shit. 838 00:48:32,368 --> 00:48:34,575 One of us has fucked-up the time-traveling. 839 00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:36,736 - More than one of us. - Well, it wasn't me. 840 00:48:36,789 --> 00:48:37,744 - How do you know? 841 00:48:37,790 --> 00:48:38,905 - Well, because I'm very focused. 842 00:48:38,958 --> 00:48:40,744 I don't make those kinds of mistakes. 843 00:48:40,793 --> 00:48:42,249 - But you're me. You're all of us. 844 00:48:42,294 --> 00:48:43,204 - So? 845 00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:45,711 - So we need to find other John and sort this out. 846 00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:47,587 - Okay. So where is he? 847 00:48:48,801 --> 00:48:50,132 - [all] Paeroa. 848 00:49:14,410 --> 00:49:15,900 [bell rings] 849 00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:19,036 - Hello? 850 00:49:20,499 --> 00:49:22,706 - I've already told you, you need a warrant. 851 00:49:22,751 --> 00:49:24,366 - Nah, we're not cops. 852 00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:27,502 - [sighs] 853 00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:31,086 Welcome to the Come Inn. How can I be of service? 854 00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:32,796 - Bro, have you seen a Chinese fella? 855 00:49:32,845 --> 00:49:34,130 - Chinese what? 856 00:49:34,513 --> 00:49:36,469 - There's no Chinese guy around here? 857 00:49:36,849 --> 00:49:38,635 - Look, do youse want a room or nah? 858 00:49:39,435 --> 00:49:40,971 - How much for a room? 859 00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:48,016 - Sorry. All booked. 860 00:49:48,861 --> 00:49:51,147 Except for the honeymoon suite. 861 00:49:51,197 --> 00:49:52,812 - Is it more expensive? 862 00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:57,449 - It's considerably more expensive. 863 00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:01,578 Ta-da. 864 00:50:04,293 --> 00:50:05,749 - What? 865 00:50:07,338 --> 00:50:08,498 - Tip. 866 00:50:08,547 --> 00:50:10,003 - Yeah, I paid you already. 867 00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:11,793 - Pssh. 868 00:50:11,842 --> 00:50:12,797 Cheap arse. 869 00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:17,048 - Oh-oh, mean! 870 00:50:17,681 --> 00:50:18,921 [knocking] 871 00:50:24,563 --> 00:50:25,894 - Bloody late, aren't ya? 872 00:50:25,940 --> 00:50:28,682 Patrick's 'round the back dealing with yourjunk. 873 00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:40,655 - Oi. 874 00:50:40,704 --> 00:50:42,194 What are you doing?! 875 00:50:42,748 --> 00:50:44,454 - Just making room for my fucking car, you jippo. 876 00:50:44,500 --> 00:50:45,831 - Bro, giz' the keys. 877 00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:46,991 - As if! 878 00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:48,580 - Nah, giz' the keys... 879 00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:50,414 bitch. 880 00:50:53,425 --> 00:50:54,881 - You want the fuckin' bash, mate? 881 00:50:54,927 --> 00:50:56,542 - Oh, nah, not really. 882 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,515 Do you? 883 00:51:04,311 --> 00:51:06,176 [car engine racing] 884 00:51:07,815 --> 00:51:09,180 It's a bit of a long story, 885 00:51:09,233 --> 00:51:12,066 cos I'm actually from up Ruamahanga ways. 886 00:51:12,111 --> 00:51:14,818 So, yeah, one day I'm, like, hitching down, 887 00:51:14,863 --> 00:51:16,899 and this beasty-as Holden rolls up, eh? 888 00:51:16,949 --> 00:51:19,190 It was, like, full original windy; 889 00:51:19,243 --> 00:51:20,949 like, HSV rims; 890 00:51:20,995 --> 00:51:23,281 "like, 2.5" exhaust with the high-flow cat 891 00:51:23,330 --> 00:51:24,695 and the dumped dip, and I was like, 892 00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:27,364 "Far, this dude is legit." 893 00:51:27,418 --> 00:51:28,749 And, like, the window goes down, 894 00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:29,909 and he's like, "Oi, bro, get in." 895 00:51:29,962 --> 00:51:32,294 I'm like, "Yeah, mean, let's go for a hoon." 896 00:51:32,339 --> 00:51:34,375 And he says, "Hey, bro," 897 00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:35,915 don't worry about the probation officer. 898 00:51:35,968 --> 00:51:37,754 "Just come work for me." 899 00:51:37,803 --> 00:51:39,759 And, uh, that was Shelton. 900 00:51:39,805 --> 00:51:41,545 Been mates ever since. 901 00:51:43,434 --> 00:51:46,096 - Yeah, great mates. - Hmm. 902 00:51:46,145 --> 00:51:47,760 [chuckles] 903 00:51:49,231 --> 00:51:51,313 What about you? How'd you end up here? 904 00:51:51,358 --> 00:51:53,269 - | sort of, um... 905 00:51:53,319 --> 00:51:57,278 I, um... I sort of blew up my school. 906 00:51:57,323 --> 00:51:58,108 - What? 907 00:51:58,157 --> 00:51:59,943 - Well, I was bullied a lot, 908 00:51:59,992 --> 00:52:02,358 so I thought, "Fuck them," and I blew it up. 909 00:52:02,411 --> 00:52:03,617 - You made a bomb?! 910 00:52:03,662 --> 00:52:05,277 - I broke in to the chemistry lab. 911 00:52:05,331 --> 00:52:07,822 I mixed some shit together, and it fuckin' blew up. 912 00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:09,786 I had to go to court and everything. 913 00:52:11,170 --> 00:52:12,125 - Far. 914 00:52:12,171 --> 00:52:13,786 You're the badass. 915 00:52:16,383 --> 00:52:19,250 - Hey, um, you've... you've got something... 916 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:23,341 Nah, nah, nah. That... 917 00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:27,011 I'll get it. 918 00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:38,272 - There's Gaz's mum's car. 919 00:52:38,322 --> 00:52:39,812 - Oh, where? 920 00:52:39,865 --> 00:52:41,230 - Behind the hotel. 921 00:52:41,617 --> 00:52:43,699 - I've wanted this since the minute I saw you. 922 00:52:43,744 --> 00:52:45,655 - I've wanted it since the second I saw you. 923 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:51,032 - I've wanted this since the millisecond I saw you. 924 00:52:51,085 --> 00:52:53,827 - I've wanted it since the nanosecond I saw you. 925 00:52:53,879 --> 00:52:55,289 - [chuckles] 926 00:52:57,841 --> 00:53:00,332 I've wanted it since before I saw you. 927 00:53:00,386 --> 00:53:03,048 - I wanted it years ago before I even met you, 928 00:53:03,097 --> 00:53:05,133 when you were just a little kid. 929 00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:06,513 - Eh? 930 00:53:06,558 --> 00:53:08,298 How old? - What? 931 00:53:08,352 --> 00:53:10,343 - How old would I have been? 932 00:53:11,855 --> 00:53:14,187 - Oh, well, legal age, definitely. 933 00:53:14,233 --> 00:53:15,643 I mean, I'm not a perv. 934 00:53:15,693 --> 00:53:17,308 [door creaking open] - {gasps} 935 00:53:17,361 --> 00:53:18,692 - Whoa. 936 00:53:18,737 --> 00:53:20,648 - Who the fuck are they? 937 00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:22,275 - I did press the button. 938 00:53:22,324 --> 00:53:24,155 - Well, which one of youse didn't? - Oh, not me. 939 00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:25,907 - I did everything I was supposed to. 940 00:53:25,953 --> 00:53:27,489 - You didn't. You have to go back. 941 00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:28,197 - Oh, fuck you. 942 00:53:28,247 --> 00:53:29,703 - Oh, I'm sick of going in circles. 943 00:53:29,748 --> 00:53:31,534 You guys sort it out. - What? 944 00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:33,869 - I'm not pressing this fucking button any more! 945 00:53:33,919 --> 00:53:35,705 - Hey, why are you arguing? 946 00:53:35,754 --> 00:53:37,164 I thought this is what you wanted, 947 00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:38,499 your own little gang. 948 00:53:38,549 --> 00:53:39,664 - Yeah, Mega Time Squad! 949 00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:40,832 - Fuck your Mega Time Squad. 950 00:53:40,884 --> 00:53:41,873 I want my own gang. 951 00:53:41,927 --> 00:53:43,383 - This is literally your own gang. 952 00:53:43,429 --> 00:53:44,384 - Well, no, it's not, 953 00:53:44,430 --> 00:53:46,512 because I'm supposed to be the leader, like Leonardo. 954 00:53:46,557 --> 00:53:48,047 - Oh, you're not Leonardo. 955 00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:49,135 - I'm Leonardo! 956 00:53:49,184 --> 00:53:50,515 - You're all Donatello's. 957 00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:51,846 - If you stop arguing, 958 00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:53,806 you could probably keep the money. 959 00:53:54,857 --> 00:53:55,721 - How? 960 00:53:55,774 --> 00:53:57,765 - All of you against one Chinese guy. 961 00:53:57,818 --> 00:53:59,228 You could totally take him out, 962 00:53:59,278 --> 00:54:00,734 keep the money and split it. 963 00:54:00,779 --> 00:54:02,735 - This was my idea. I'm not splitting the money. 964 00:54:02,781 --> 00:54:05,272 They need to go back and do their fuckin' parts. 965 00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:07,407 - You won't even share with yourself. 966 00:54:07,453 --> 00:54:08,989 Egomaniac much? 967 00:54:09,037 --> 00:54:10,277 - Well, tell them that. 968 00:54:10,330 --> 00:54:11,866 - You know, you're such a bitch! 969 00:54:11,915 --> 00:54:13,530 - You've got no nuts! 970 00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:15,745 - All right. That's enough. 971 00:54:15,794 --> 00:54:17,330 We're not going anywhere tonight. 972 00:54:17,379 --> 00:54:19,119 We're not doing anything tonight. 973 00:54:19,173 --> 00:54:21,380 It's late, I'm weirded out, 974 00:54:21,425 --> 00:54:23,006 and I can't be fucked listening to you 975 00:54:23,051 --> 00:54:24,461 argue any more. 976 00:54:24,511 --> 00:54:25,626 I'm going to bed. 977 00:54:25,679 --> 00:54:27,010 - Oh, but you gotta watch the money. 978 00:54:28,348 --> 00:54:29,679 - Why? 979 00:54:29,725 --> 00:54:31,681 - Well, cos I don't trust these cunts. 980 00:54:36,648 --> 00:54:37,979 - Jesus. 981 00:54:43,697 --> 00:54:45,062 Shelton, 982 00:54:45,866 --> 00:54:47,902 I've found the car. 983 00:54:47,951 --> 00:54:49,031 It's in fuckin'... 984 00:54:49,077 --> 00:54:50,658 - Paeroa. 985 00:54:51,038 --> 00:54:52,653 You are a darling, mate. 986 00:54:53,499 --> 00:54:55,410 He's in fuckin' Paeroa! 987 00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:58,288 - What, so now we've gotta go to Paeroa? 988 00:54:58,337 --> 00:55:00,419 - Yes, we're going to Paeroa, Damage. 989 00:55:01,173 --> 00:55:03,004 Put your safety belt on, please. 990 00:55:04,593 --> 00:55:06,959 [snoring] 991 00:55:17,064 --> 00:55:18,179 - What are you doing? 992 00:55:19,525 --> 00:55:21,436 - Oh, I was gonna take a slash. 993 00:55:32,871 --> 00:55:34,486 - Oi, where's he gone? 994 00:55:34,540 --> 00:55:36,405 - He went to the toilet. 995 00:55:36,458 --> 00:55:37,868 - How long's he been gone? 996 00:55:37,918 --> 00:55:40,079 - I don't know. Like, a minute. 997 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,620 - Better go check on him. 998 00:55:55,894 --> 00:55:57,179 - Bro, where's he gone? 999 00:55:57,229 --> 00:55:58,469 - He went to look for you. 1000 00:55:58,522 --> 00:56:00,387 - Well, I was just in there. 1001 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,304 - So? 1002 00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:02,438 - Well, so, if he was looking for me, 1003 00:56:02,484 --> 00:56:03,564 he would've found me. 1004 00:56:04,736 --> 00:56:06,317 - Oh, it's the honeymoon suite. 1005 00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:07,523 It's big. 1006 00:56:07,573 --> 00:56:09,359 - Oh, I better go check on him. 1007 00:56:09,908 --> 00:56:11,739 - Hey, what were you doing? - Looking for you. 1008 00:56:11,785 --> 00:56:12,865 - Well, I was just in there. 1009 00:56:12,911 --> 00:56:14,071 - What were you doing in there? 1010 00:56:14,121 --> 00:56:14,826 - Um, toilet. 1011 00:56:14,872 --> 00:56:15,861 What were you doing out there? 1012 00:56:15,914 --> 00:56:17,450 - Um, I said, looking for you. 1013 00:56:17,499 --> 00:56:19,740 - Bullshit. - Nah, you're bullshit. 1014 00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:21,249 - Oi, watch yourself! 1015 00:56:23,297 --> 00:56:25,083 - I knew this would fuckin' happen. 1016 00:56:27,175 --> 00:56:28,790 [distant rustling] 1017 00:56:30,470 --> 00:56:32,836 Oi. Who's there? 1018 00:56:51,867 --> 00:56:53,528 - Oh, it's freezing. 1019 00:56:56,914 --> 00:56:58,745 0 Ah! h my God! 1020 00:56:59,583 --> 00:57:01,289 - [choking] 1021 00:57:10,761 --> 00:57:12,126 - Bro. 1022 00:57:12,554 --> 00:57:14,044 Can you stand up? 1023 00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:16,179 Oi, come on. Oi, come on. 1024 00:57:17,893 --> 00:57:18,973 - What? 1025 00:57:19,019 --> 00:57:20,475 [93595] 1026 00:57:22,314 --> 00:57:23,599 - Oi, come on! 1027 00:57:23,649 --> 00:57:25,185 [tense music] 1028 00:57:25,233 --> 00:57:26,894 J‘J‘ 1029 00:57:27,277 --> 00:57:28,232 - John! 1030 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:34,656 [elevator dings] 1031 00:57:37,412 --> 00:57:38,743 - Come on! 1032 00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:40,654 [tense music continues] 1033 00:57:40,707 --> 00:57:42,618 J‘J‘ 1034 00:57:52,052 --> 00:57:53,212 - Oi, let us in! 1035 00:57:56,139 --> 00:57:57,174 - Come over here, darl. 1036 00:57:57,224 --> 00:57:58,339 - Oh, hurry up! 1037 00:57:59,393 --> 00:58:01,008 - Oh, go get her, will ya, mate? 1038 00:58:05,649 --> 00:58:07,605 - Excuse me! - Watch it. 1039 00:58:07,651 --> 00:58:09,016 - Bloody bastards. 1040 00:58:11,405 --> 00:58:12,360 - Oi. 1041 00:58:12,406 --> 00:58:13,691 Hey, come on. 1042 00:58:18,203 --> 00:58:20,034 - [panting] 1043 00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:21,445 - Oi, drop the bag. 1044 00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:31,292 - Oi! 1045 00:58:32,134 --> 00:58:33,544 - Oi, is there another way outta here? 1046 00:58:35,053 --> 00:58:35,917 Ah! 1047 00:58:37,222 --> 00:58:38,803 - Just give us the money, mate. 1048 00:58:39,599 --> 00:58:40,884 -Ah! 1049 00:58:43,478 --> 00:58:44,638 - Bloody hell. 1050 00:58:55,490 --> 00:58:56,775 - Come on. 1051 00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:02,035 [shotgun cocks] 1052 00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:02,910 - Oh shit. 1053 00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:03,945 [gun shot] 1054 00:59:03,999 --> 00:59:05,364 - Oh fuck! Christ! 1055 00:59:05,417 --> 00:59:06,406 - Oh! 1056 00:59:08,128 --> 00:59:10,084 - Excuse me, hey. Uh, excuse me. 1057 00:59:10,130 --> 00:59:12,246 Hey, uh, that... that wasn't piss 1058 00:59:12,299 --> 00:59:13,835 that was running down my legs before. 1059 00:59:13,884 --> 00:59:14,964 Just had... 1060 00:59:15,010 --> 00:59:17,843 had beer in my pocket, and it spilled, so... 1061 00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:18,798 sweet as. 1062 00:59:18,847 --> 00:59:20,087 - I don't care about the piss, mate. 1063 00:59:20,140 --> 00:59:21,300 Tidy your bloody room up. 1064 00:59:21,349 --> 00:59:23,055 And open a window. It smells like jizm. 1065 00:59:23,727 --> 00:59:24,842 - Okay. 1066 00:59:24,895 --> 00:59:26,305 Sweet as! 1067 00:59:28,065 --> 00:59:29,396 Sweet as. 1068 00:59:29,483 --> 00:59:31,439 [intense electronic music] 1069 00:59:31,485 --> 00:59:33,441 J‘J‘ 1070 00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:41,116 - Fuck! 1071 00:59:44,956 --> 00:59:46,116 - Jesus. 1072 00:59:46,166 --> 00:59:47,781 Must have topped himself. 1073 00:59:55,050 --> 00:59:56,415 [cellphone beeps] 1074 00:59:57,469 --> 00:59:59,460 - Stop pulling me. - Oh, come on! We gotta go! 1075 00:59:59,513 --> 01:00:00,878 [elevator dings] 1076 01:00:00,931 --> 01:00:02,046 Oh. 1077 01:00:02,099 --> 01:00:03,179 - Stay back, ya mongrel. 1078 01:00:03,225 --> 01:00:04,681 - Oh, you can't scare me any more, Terry. 1079 01:00:04,726 --> 01:00:05,886 I've changed. 1080 01:00:05,936 --> 01:00:07,892 - Oh, good on ya, mate. You still look like a girl. 1081 01:00:07,938 --> 01:00:09,144 - You do. - No, you do. 1082 01:00:09,189 --> 01:00:10,645 Look at that purse. 1083 01:00:11,233 --> 01:00:12,814 - Oh, hey, Terry. 1084 01:00:13,527 --> 01:00:14,892 Oi, check this out. 1085 01:00:17,030 --> 01:00:18,145 - Whoa. 1086 01:00:18,198 --> 01:00:19,859 [thud] Ugh! 1087 01:00:20,534 --> 01:00:22,320 - Oi, why'd you leave me upstairs? 1088 01:00:22,369 --> 01:00:23,609 - Fuck off. 1089 01:00:23,662 --> 01:00:25,118 - Oi! Where are you going? 1090 01:00:25,163 --> 01:00:26,403 Let go of my missus! 1091 01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:27,741 - No, she's my missus! 1092 01:00:35,173 --> 01:00:36,413 [thud] 1093 01:00:40,887 --> 01:00:43,549 - Come on! - Don't touch me. 1094 01:00:43,598 --> 01:00:45,338 - You're my fuckin' girlfriend! 1095 01:00:45,392 --> 01:00:47,132 [gun shot] 1096 01:00:48,562 --> 01:00:50,268 [elevator dings] 1097 01:00:55,944 --> 01:00:58,230 - What the fuck's been going on down here, then? 1098 01:01:03,785 --> 01:01:05,650 S'pose we should fuck off, then. 1099 01:01:06,705 --> 01:01:08,661 Might grab myself some fish and chips. 1100 01:01:09,457 --> 01:01:10,537 Come on, Terry. 1101 01:01:10,584 --> 01:01:12,245 Grab the bag. Let's go. 1102 01:01:33,982 --> 01:01:34,892 - Oh, Kelly... 1103 01:01:40,447 --> 01:01:41,527 - [sighs] 1104 01:02:00,508 --> 01:02:02,248 - [sighs] 1105 01:02:07,307 --> 01:02:07,921 Oh... 1106 01:02:07,974 --> 01:02:10,260 [upbeat pop music] 1107 01:02:10,310 --> 01:02:12,266 J‘J‘ 1108 01:02:46,846 --> 01:02:48,962 Oh nah. Fuck this thing. 1109 01:02:51,393 --> 01:02:53,133 [knocking] 1110 01:02:54,688 --> 01:02:56,178 - [speaking Mandarin] 1111 01:02:56,231 --> 01:02:58,062 - Oi, nah! I need to talk to you! 1112 01:03:01,736 --> 01:03:03,476 - I knew you'd be back. 1113 01:03:07,742 --> 01:03:09,607 - Bro, this fucked everything up. 1114 01:03:09,661 --> 01:03:10,901 I lost my friends, my money 1115 01:03:10,954 --> 01:03:11,818 and my girlfriend, 1116 01:03:11,871 --> 01:03:13,532 and now there's a fuckin' demon after me. 1117 01:03:13,581 --> 01:03:16,368 - I told you, demon consumes all. 1118 01:03:16,418 --> 01:03:18,374 Mmm. 1119 01:03:19,546 --> 01:03:21,002 - Consumes all? What do you...? 1120 01:03:21,047 --> 01:03:22,583 What do you mean? How do I get rid of it? 1121 01:03:22,632 --> 01:03:23,917 - Hm. 1122 01:03:24,801 --> 01:03:26,507 It cannot stop. 1123 01:03:26,553 --> 01:03:28,259 It will keep coming. 1124 01:03:29,681 --> 01:03:31,342 - So you used the bracelet. 1125 01:03:31,391 --> 01:03:33,507 - Blood on my hands. 1126 01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:35,346 - Well, you're still here. How did you get rid of it? 1127 01:03:35,395 --> 01:03:37,636 - There can only be one. 1128 01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:39,220 - One what? 1129 01:03:39,274 --> 01:03:40,639 - One left. 1130 01:03:42,152 --> 01:03:44,108 - But all the others are dead. I am the last one. 1131 01:03:48,491 --> 01:03:50,027 - You go. 1132 01:03:50,535 --> 01:03:52,150 - So it's gone? 1133 01:03:52,203 --> 01:03:54,034 - You use this. 1134 01:03:54,873 --> 01:03:58,616 Gave you many chances to make much money. 1135 01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:01,330 And get girlfriend. 1136 01:04:01,379 --> 01:04:04,041 But now you must get them... 1137 01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:07,173 all by yourself. 1138 01:04:10,764 --> 01:04:12,379 - Okay. 1139 01:04:12,432 --> 01:04:13,672 So what should I do? 1140 01:04:14,351 --> 01:04:16,342 - I'm not your mother. 1141 01:04:16,394 --> 01:04:17,884 Fuck off! 1142 01:04:22,525 --> 01:04:25,733 Boy, you no steal my shit again. 1143 01:04:25,779 --> 01:04:27,394 Wanker. 1144 01:04:43,129 --> 01:04:44,790 - Well, you fucked that up. 1145 01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:45,999 Yeah, I know. 1146 01:04:46,299 --> 01:04:48,255 Now that Chinese fella's gonna kill Kelly. 1147 01:04:48,468 --> 01:04:50,629 I know. What do I do? 1148 01:04:51,429 --> 01:04:53,135 You can't do shit without that bracelet. 1149 01:04:53,848 --> 01:04:55,088 Bro, I gotta try. 1150 01:04:55,975 --> 01:04:57,556 Yeah, you gotta grow some nuts. 1151 01:04:58,645 --> 01:05:00,681 Bro, she said my nuts were bigger than I thought. 1152 01:05:01,314 --> 01:05:02,895 When you had the bracelet, maybe. 1153 01:05:06,820 --> 01:05:09,232 Well, I could just go get the money and save Kelly. 1154 01:05:09,781 --> 01:05:11,988 Yeah, all right, then. Go use those huge nuts. 1155 01:05:12,534 --> 01:05:14,149 Yeah, whose nuts are these? 1156 01:05:14,202 --> 01:05:15,112 Yeah, yours! 1157 01:05:15,161 --> 01:05:17,243 Yeah! Yeah, my big nuts! 1158 01:05:17,288 --> 01:05:19,654 Yeah, go use those big nuts! Yeah! 1159 01:05:19,707 --> 01:05:21,948 - Boy, shut the fuck up! 1160 01:05:22,001 --> 01:05:23,662 Can't sleep! 1161 01:05:23,711 --> 01:05:25,326 Fuckin' weirdo. 1162 01:05:29,676 --> 01:05:31,132 [pounding] 1163 01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:32,667 [electronic music] 1164 01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:34,551 J‘J‘ 1165 01:05:41,396 --> 01:05:42,010 - [hissing] 1166 01:06:46,586 --> 01:06:48,042 -Ah! 1167 01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:57,089 - [groaning] 1168 01:06:57,597 --> 01:06:58,962 - What are these clowns doing? 1169 01:06:59,015 --> 01:07:00,050 - Is that John? 1170 01:07:00,099 --> 01:07:01,680 - No, it's not John. 1171 01:07:01,726 --> 01:07:02,590 He got plastered all over 1172 01:07:02,644 --> 01:07:04,635 the inside of that hotel, remember? 1173 01:07:04,687 --> 01:07:06,052 - Yeah. 1174 01:07:06,814 --> 01:07:08,975 - Just go and have a look, will you? 1175 01:07:10,818 --> 01:07:12,399 - [sighs] 1176 01:07:12,445 --> 01:07:13,901 All right. 1177 01:07:22,413 --> 01:07:24,870 We can see you on the cameras, you idiots. 1178 01:07:24,916 --> 01:07:26,656 - Initiate Theta Protocol. 1179 01:07:26,709 --> 01:07:27,573 - What? 1180 01:07:27,627 --> 01:07:29,163 - Save yourself! 1181 01:07:29,462 --> 01:07:30,747 [gun shot] - Oh shit! 1182 01:07:30,797 --> 01:07:32,753 - Ahh! - You all right, mate? 1183 01:07:32,799 --> 01:07:34,335 I got a fright. I didn't mean to... 1184 01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:36,625 [thud] Oh fuck! 1185 01:07:36,678 --> 01:07:38,760 I'm fuckin' blind! 1186 01:07:38,805 --> 01:07:40,011 - Hey, you all right? 1187 01:07:40,056 --> 01:07:41,091 - I got shot. 1188 01:07:43,685 --> 01:07:45,141 This is so wicked. 1189 01:07:45,186 --> 01:07:46,596 - We need to get you to the hospital. 1190 01:07:46,646 --> 01:07:47,761 - No... 1191 01:07:47,814 --> 01:07:49,896 You... You get the girl. 1192 01:07:55,697 --> 01:07:57,437 - Do you want a hoon on my goon? 1193 01:08:03,496 --> 01:08:04,827 Maybe later. 1194 01:08:09,627 --> 01:08:10,787 - What do you want? 1195 01:08:11,337 --> 01:08:13,168 - I've come to save you. 1196 01:08:13,631 --> 01:08:15,087 - Fuck off. 1197 01:08:17,176 --> 01:08:19,132 - Well, I gave back that bracelet, eh? 1198 01:08:20,430 --> 01:08:22,216 - Congratulations. 1199 01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:31,934 - Well... I'm sorry I was such a dick before. 1200 01:08:35,403 --> 01:08:37,610 - Yeah, you were a dick. 1201 01:08:38,740 --> 01:08:40,571 - Well, do you think you could ever like me again? 1202 01:08:40,617 --> 01:08:42,198 - That depends. 1203 01:08:44,704 --> 01:08:46,535 - True. 1204 01:08:48,207 --> 01:08:50,163 - You can't treat me like that. 1205 01:08:52,170 --> 01:08:53,501 You can't be a psycho. 1206 01:08:53,546 --> 01:08:55,252 - Yep. Nah, I know. 1207 01:08:56,215 --> 01:08:57,830 It's like I wasn't myself. 1208 01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:02,001 It's like everyone was myself. 1209 01:09:02,972 --> 01:09:04,212 Except me. 1210 01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:08,007 - You really gave that bracelet back? 1211 01:09:09,270 --> 01:09:10,885 - Yep, honest. 1212 01:09:13,399 --> 01:09:14,684 - Okay. 1213 01:09:16,819 --> 01:09:18,184 I forgive you. 1214 01:09:21,407 --> 01:09:22,613 - Oh, hey, we better get outta here 1215 01:09:22,659 --> 01:09:24,445 before that Chinese fella finds us. 1216 01:09:25,370 --> 01:09:27,531 Oh, at least he didn't blow your balls off, eh? 1217 01:09:27,580 --> 01:09:28,490 - I don't know. 1218 01:09:28,539 --> 01:09:30,700 I can't feel anything from the waist down. 1219 01:09:32,085 --> 01:09:34,417 - Fuckin' finally. On your knees. 1220 01:09:35,296 --> 01:09:36,752 Come on. 1221 01:09:37,131 --> 01:09:38,792 Oh, not this shit again. 1222 01:09:38,841 --> 01:09:40,877 - You've got your money. Leave him alone. 1223 01:09:40,927 --> 01:09:41,837 - Look, darl, 1224 01:09:41,886 --> 01:09:43,547 I'm not gonna go crook at ya. 1225 01:09:43,596 --> 01:09:44,836 I know you've taken a shine to him, 1226 01:09:44,889 --> 01:09:46,504 and I've got my money back. 1227 01:09:46,557 --> 01:09:48,673 But... and you'd better call Sir Mix-a-Lot, 1228 01:09:48,726 --> 01:09:50,591 cos it's a bloody big "but"... 1229 01:09:50,645 --> 01:09:52,761 the cunt fuckin' lied to me. 1230 01:09:52,814 --> 01:09:54,270 He went behind my back. 1231 01:09:54,315 --> 01:09:55,600 He beat my boys up. 1232 01:09:55,650 --> 01:09:56,639 Had me running around town, 1233 01:09:56,693 --> 01:09:59,184 flat tack like a chook with its head out off. 1234 01:09:59,237 --> 01:10:01,478 What sort of message does it send my boys, eh? 1235 01:10:01,531 --> 01:10:03,146 Soon they'll all be fuckin' doing it. 1236 01:10:03,199 --> 01:10:04,484 - You wouldn't wanna be without your servants, 1237 01:10:04,534 --> 01:10:05,774 would you? 1238 01:10:05,827 --> 01:10:07,613 - Grab her, will ya, boys? 1239 01:10:08,663 --> 01:10:09,573 Come on! 1240 01:10:09,622 --> 01:10:11,283 - Yeah, well, she got me in the goolies before. 1241 01:10:11,332 --> 01:10:13,288 - Well, protect yourself, ya dipstick! 1242 01:10:14,794 --> 01:10:16,034 - Get the fuck off, Damage. 1243 01:10:16,087 --> 01:10:17,122 [thud] Argh! 1244 01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:19,457 - Oh, come on, John. 1245 01:10:19,507 --> 01:10:21,839 Don't pack a sad, mate. You knew it was coming. 1246 01:10:25,138 --> 01:10:26,628 - No, leave him alone! 1247 01:10:26,681 --> 01:10:27,761 - It's okay. 1248 01:10:27,807 --> 01:10:28,762 - See? 1249 01:10:28,808 --> 01:10:30,139 Said it's okay. 1250 01:10:30,184 --> 01:10:31,765 - He won't do it. 1251 01:10:31,811 --> 01:10:33,142 - What? 1252 01:10:34,021 --> 01:10:36,137 - Nah, he's just about to ask someone else to do it, 1253 01:10:36,190 --> 01:10:37,600 cos you're scared. 1254 01:10:38,693 --> 01:10:39,728 - I'm fuckin' what? 1255 01:10:39,777 --> 01:10:41,438 - Nah, it's all right. 1256 01:10:41,487 --> 01:10:43,398 You just haven't found your nuts yet. 1257 01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:45,153 - Yo, blow his fuckin' head off! 1258 01:10:45,199 --> 01:10:47,155 - Don't tell me what to do, Damage! 1259 01:10:47,201 --> 01:10:48,611 - See, you guys? 1260 01:10:48,661 --> 01:10:50,526 He just uses us to do everything for him 1261 01:10:50,580 --> 01:10:52,696 cos he's too afraid to do it himself. 1262 01:10:54,792 --> 01:10:56,453 - Where'd you come up with this shit? 1263 01:10:58,004 --> 01:11:00,165 - From the coolest girl I've ever met. 1264 01:11:01,549 --> 01:11:03,540 She told me not to be like you. 1265 01:11:04,510 --> 01:11:05,465 Not to be a bitch. 1266 01:11:05,511 --> 01:11:07,297 - Ooh! He just called you a bitch, man! 1267 01:11:08,681 --> 01:11:10,296 - Hey, shut the fuck up! 1268 01:11:11,559 --> 01:11:13,345 - When are you guys gonna see? 1269 01:11:13,394 --> 01:11:14,679 We do everything for this asshole, 1270 01:11:14,729 --> 01:11:16,970 and he just sits up there watching the telly. 1271 01:11:17,023 --> 01:11:18,854 And if one of us doesn't like it, 1272 01:11:18,900 --> 01:11:20,515 he just turns us against each other. 1273 01:11:20,568 --> 01:11:21,978 - Shut your bloody piehole. 1274 01:11:22,987 --> 01:11:24,568 - Oi, Shelton. 1275 01:11:24,614 --> 01:11:26,696 I'm gonna get up now... 1276 01:11:26,741 --> 01:11:28,982 and I'm gonna take that money... 1277 01:11:29,035 --> 01:11:30,866 and my girlfriend... 1278 01:11:30,912 --> 01:11:33,028 and my big-as nuts... 1279 01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:35,241 and we're gonna go to Paeroa... 1280 01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:37,247 and there's nothing you can do about it. 1281 01:11:39,378 --> 01:11:40,868 - Don't you fuckin' move, you mongrel. 1282 01:11:40,922 --> 01:11:42,207 - Shoot him! 1283 01:11:57,897 --> 01:11:59,683 - Terry, shoot the cunt. 1284 01:11:59,941 --> 01:12:01,477 - I've already shot him once. 1285 01:12:01,526 --> 01:12:03,858 - I fuckin' own you. Now, do it! 1286 01:12:04,612 --> 01:12:07,604 - Well, to tell you the truth, Shelton, 1287 01:12:07,657 --> 01:12:09,522 you're a real nag. 1288 01:12:09,575 --> 01:12:11,486 I don't really like you. 1289 01:12:11,536 --> 01:12:13,401 I'm just doing this to pay for my night school 1290 01:12:13,454 --> 01:12:14,864 so I can get a real job. 1291 01:12:16,123 --> 01:12:17,613 - Fuckin' woofter. 1292 01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:19,248 Damage, come here. 1293 01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:23,623 I said, come here or you're all fucked! 1294 01:12:25,299 --> 01:12:26,755 - See, Shelton? 1295 01:12:26,801 --> 01:12:28,587 Without us, you're nothing. 1296 01:12:28,636 --> 01:12:30,843 You're not a man. You're just a little boy. 1297 01:12:31,889 --> 01:12:33,595 Just a scared little boy... 1298 01:12:34,141 --> 01:12:35,426 without any nuts. 1299 01:12:35,476 --> 01:12:36,465 - Fine. 1300 01:12:36,519 --> 01:12:37,679 I'll do it myself. 1301 01:12:37,728 --> 01:12:38,968 - No! 1302 01:12:39,522 --> 01:12:40,978 - Hey, Kelly. 1303 01:12:45,862 --> 01:12:47,898 I think I love you. 1304 01:12:49,407 --> 01:12:50,988 [gun shot] 1305 01:12:55,496 --> 01:12:56,952 - Oh... 1306 01:13:04,463 --> 01:13:05,373 Bloody Chink... 1307 01:13:05,423 --> 01:13:07,209 [gun shot] 1308 01:13:09,468 --> 01:13:11,424 - [speaking Mandarin] 1309 01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:12,585 - Hey, just take it! 1310 01:13:12,638 --> 01:13:13,127 [thud] - Ah! 1311 01:13:13,180 --> 01:13:15,216 - Oi! Leave him alone! 1312 01:13:17,143 --> 01:13:19,930 8 -Ah! top! Stop it! 1313 01:13:19,979 --> 01:13:22,470 What the fuck is wrong with you people?! 1314 01:13:23,024 --> 01:13:24,810 You're a bunch of fucking idiots! 1315 01:13:28,237 --> 01:13:29,818 [thud] Ah! 1316 01:13:32,825 --> 01:13:33,689 - Whoo. 1317 01:13:34,952 --> 01:13:35,941 - Bro, you all right? 1318 01:13:37,663 --> 01:13:38,823 - Oh, yeah. 1319 01:13:40,333 --> 01:13:42,949 - Well, I know what my responsibilities are now. 1320 01:13:43,586 --> 01:13:45,122 - Oh yeah? What are they? 1321 01:13:46,589 --> 01:13:47,578 - My mates. 1322 01:13:48,633 --> 01:13:50,214 - Do you forgive... 1323 01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:51,840 the traitor? 1324 01:13:55,181 --> 01:13:56,421 -Ah, yeah. 1325 01:13:56,474 --> 01:13:58,339 I've probably done some dumb shit, too. 1326 01:14:00,019 --> 01:14:01,350 - Mates? 1327 01:14:01,395 --> 01:14:03,056 - Yeah, mates. 1328 01:14:27,421 --> 01:14:29,537 - Did you mean what you said before? 1329 01:14:30,549 --> 01:14:33,336 - Did that make things weird? - Nah. 1330 01:14:33,386 --> 01:14:35,547 - Well, I feel like a bit of a dork. 1331 01:14:37,098 --> 01:14:39,965 - Hey, there's something I didn't tell you. 1332 01:14:42,561 --> 01:14:44,552 - Oh, is that the Chinese money? 1333 01:14:44,605 --> 01:14:45,936 Oh! 1334 01:14:48,567 --> 01:14:50,228 Oh, so what's in the pink bag? 1335 01:15:06,293 --> 01:15:08,409 [explosion] 1336 01:15:22,059 --> 01:15:24,095 [eerie music] 1337 01:15:24,145 --> 01:15:26,010 J‘J‘ 1338 01:15:31,318 --> 01:15:32,558 Hey, hang on. 1339 01:15:32,611 --> 01:15:34,101 You're not a bloody demon. 1340 01:15:34,155 --> 01:15:36,066 That's that mask from Wang's. 1341 01:15:40,661 --> 01:15:42,572 - Yeah, it's real uncomfortable. 1342 01:15:42,621 --> 01:15:44,361 - Oh, so there's no demon? 1343 01:15:44,415 --> 01:15:45,655 - Yeah, I stole that Chinese money, 1344 01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:47,289 fair and square, and I wanted to keep it, 1345 01:15:47,334 --> 01:15:49,450 but I didn't wanna share it with you cunts. 1346 01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:52,961 - Oh, hey, you know Kelly? 1347 01:15:53,215 --> 01:15:54,705 - Yeah, 'course. 1348 01:15:54,759 --> 01:15:56,966 - Oh, I think I'm in love with her, eh? 1349 01:15:57,011 --> 01:15:58,126 - So? 1350 01:15:58,179 --> 01:16:00,966 - So how about I give you the money 1351 01:16:01,015 --> 01:16:03,757 and you let me hoon off with Kelly? 1352 01:16:03,809 --> 01:16:05,970 There's a car outside. The money's in the boot. 1353 01:16:17,573 --> 01:16:18,858 - Shall we go? 1354 01:16:18,908 --> 01:16:19,567 - Yeah. 1355 01:16:19,617 --> 01:16:21,983 Hey, um, let's get a pie first, eh? 1356 01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:24,485 - Are you all right? 1357 01:16:24,538 --> 01:16:26,278 - Yeah. Yeah, 'course. 1358 01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:27,996 - All right. 1359 01:16:44,850 --> 01:16:45,839 - What? 1360 01:16:51,148 --> 01:16:52,854 - You gave that money back, eh? 1361 01:16:56,237 --> 01:16:57,443 - Yeah. 1362 01:16:59,573 --> 01:17:01,029 - To be with me. 1363 01:17:05,704 --> 01:17:07,035 - Yeah. 1364 01:17:09,875 --> 01:17:11,206 - John. 1365 01:17:14,004 --> 01:17:16,040 I think I love you, too. 1366 01:17:22,763 --> 01:17:24,628 [upbeat pop music] 1367 01:17:24,682 --> 01:17:26,638 J‘J‘ 88842

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