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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,305 --> 00:00:04,221 [wind rustling softly] [insects trilling] 2 00:00:04,352 --> 00:00:07,268 [static crackles] 3 00:00:10,445 --> 00:00:13,404 [foreboding music] 4 00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:16,580 [gunshot blasts] 5 00:00:16,668 --> 00:00:19,715 [birds squawking] 6 00:00:21,195 --> 00:00:22,544 [J.B.] All right, dude. 7 00:00:22,674 --> 00:00:23,738 Hey, say what we're doing this weekend 8 00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:24,763 and who's cabin this is. 9 00:00:24,894 --> 00:00:26,287 So it's my buddy's cabin. 10 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:29,377 It's our, our Deer Camp tradition. 11 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:33,729 When I went to go get ammo, 12 00:00:33,859 --> 00:00:36,645 I found this really cool multi-tool, 13 00:00:36,775 --> 00:00:39,517 compass, whistle, and magnifying glass 14 00:00:39,648 --> 00:00:41,824 so if we get lost, we can go. 15 00:00:41,954 --> 00:00:43,130 [multi-tool whistles softly] 16 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:44,914 [J.B.] He's not gonna make it one day. 17 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:48,222 Let's just try to have fun, all right? 18 00:00:51,442 --> 00:00:52,530 [J.B.] Go on in, Ep. 19 00:00:52,661 --> 00:00:53,531 - Buck! - Buck? 20 00:00:53,662 --> 00:00:54,702 Buck. Get out here, man. 21 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:55,838 Time to go to Deer Camp. 22 00:00:55,968 --> 00:00:56,708 - Oh my God. - Is it Debbie? 23 00:00:56,839 --> 00:00:57,839 [laughs] No. 24 00:00:57,883 --> 00:00:59,102 Hey, Buck, wake up, man. 25 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:00,843 - Aw, fuck. The fuck? - Wake up, dude. 26 00:01:00,973 --> 00:01:02,323 Hey! - Ah! 27 00:01:02,453 --> 00:01:03,193 [J.B.] So who the fuck are you? 28 00:01:03,324 --> 00:01:04,629 No. Who the are you, bro? 29 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,501 [J.B.] Oh, shit. 30 00:01:17,381 --> 00:01:19,949 [insects chirping] [woodpecker drums] 31 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,517 [birds squawking and singing] 32 00:01:22,647 --> 00:01:25,650 [engine rumbling] 33 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:33,528 [aggressive rock music] 34 00:01:37,662 --> 00:01:40,796 ♪ I see you coming, the dead of the night ♪ 35 00:01:40,926 --> 00:01:46,018 ♪ Everybody's watching, everybody's talking ♪ 36 00:01:46,149 --> 00:01:47,455 Woo! 37 00:01:47,585 --> 00:01:49,302 Can you believe it, guys? She came outta nowhere. 38 00:01:49,326 --> 00:01:51,304 Dude, we've never filled a tag before getting to camp. 39 00:01:51,328 --> 00:01:53,722 Yeah, but it kind of scary though, right guys? 40 00:01:53,852 --> 00:01:57,465 Not in this 3,500 pound beast, dude. 41 00:01:58,901 --> 00:02:01,251 Hold on. I can't see shit. 42 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,036 [Ep gulping] 43 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:06,604 Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey. Egbert's gonna barf. 44 00:02:06,735 --> 00:02:07,953 Hey, hold that in now. 45 00:02:08,084 --> 00:02:09,477 Don't you fucking puke. 46 00:02:09,607 --> 00:02:11,522 Don't you do it, hey. 47 00:02:11,653 --> 00:02:13,176 What's wrong with this guy? 48 00:02:13,307 --> 00:02:14,675 Out the window, Ep. Out the window. 49 00:02:14,699 --> 00:02:16,223 Hey, pull over man. Pull over. 50 00:02:16,353 --> 00:02:17,591 [J.B.] Don't you puke, dude, don't you fucking dare. 51 00:02:17,615 --> 00:02:19,051 I'm okay. 52 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:23,360 [squeegee squeaks and sloshes] 53 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:28,689 Hey, Ep, what are you doing with your throat there? 54 00:02:28,713 --> 00:02:29,845 What is that? 55 00:02:29,975 --> 00:02:31,760 It calms down my gag reflex. 56 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:34,937 Kind of looks like you're making room for a dick. 57 00:02:35,067 --> 00:02:36,286 [cans rattle] 58 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:37,722 Out of the way, fuckers. 59 00:02:37,853 --> 00:02:39,047 Daddy's got a piss like an elephant. 60 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:40,223 Oh fuck, hey, hey, hey, don't. 61 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:41,267 Whoa, whoa. Buck, you fuck. 62 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:42,901 [Buck] Oh yeah. 63 00:02:43,032 --> 00:02:44,749 I'm watering your tires for making me sit in the back, 64 00:02:44,773 --> 00:02:46,490 [Karlos] Well, your fat don't fit in the cab. 65 00:02:46,514 --> 00:02:48,231 Bullshit. I got shotgun on the rest of the way. 66 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:50,102 [Wes] No, no, no. Egbert gets motion sickness. 67 00:02:50,126 --> 00:02:51,669 Yeah, this pussy almost puked in my brand-new truck. 68 00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:53,434 [Simon] Brand new, J.B.? 69 00:02:53,564 --> 00:02:55,107 This thing's got more miles than a Mexican street walker. 70 00:02:55,131 --> 00:02:56,611 Uh, no offense, Karlos. 71 00:02:56,741 --> 00:02:57,960 [rowdy music] 72 00:02:58,090 --> 00:02:59,570 Holy shit. 73 00:02:59,701 --> 00:03:01,224 Where you going? 74 00:03:01,355 --> 00:03:02,897 The Buck stops here. [engine starter whirring] 75 00:03:02,921 --> 00:03:04,761 Come on, let's get to camp before dark, Buck. 76 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,360 Tough titties. My liver's itching. 77 00:03:06,490 --> 00:03:08,188 We got booze in the truck. You know that. 78 00:03:08,318 --> 00:03:09,493 Hey guys, come back. 79 00:03:09,624 --> 00:03:11,060 The fucking doe must have knocked 80 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:11,800 the battery cable loose or something. 81 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:13,236 Gimme a push. 82 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:16,152 We shouldn't be stopping here. 83 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:17,675 You're telling me that? 84 00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:19,286 [upbeat rowdy music] 85 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:21,002 Hey Bob, can I get you another Spikehorn? 86 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:24,639 Thanks, but I'd rather not. [door thuds] 87 00:03:24,769 --> 00:03:27,076 Oh yeah. Daddy is home. 88 00:03:36,477 --> 00:03:40,176 ♪ You see 'em coming at you every night ♪ 89 00:03:40,307 --> 00:03:41,482 Three Spikehorns, beautiful. 90 00:03:41,612 --> 00:03:42,918 $3.75. 91 00:03:43,048 --> 00:03:44,504 Actually, I'll have a Spikehorn Light. 92 00:03:44,528 --> 00:03:45,528 Okay. 93 00:03:45,616 --> 00:03:47,096 Two Spikehorns for Karlos and I, 94 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,664 one Spikehorn Light and a tampon for Egbert here. 95 00:03:49,794 --> 00:03:51,405 We actually don't have Spike Light. 96 00:03:51,535 --> 00:03:54,451 - Just the tampon then. - All right. 97 00:03:54,582 --> 00:03:57,715 ♪ They make you restless, it's nothing you ain't seen before ♪ 98 00:03:57,846 --> 00:03:59,587 No, we got more in the back. 99 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:00,762 Yeah. 100 00:04:01,806 --> 00:04:02,590 Well, hey boys. 101 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,287 - Hey. - Hey. 102 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:06,028 Welcome to Deer Camp. What'll it be? 103 00:04:06,158 --> 00:04:08,987 - Three Spikes, darling. - Okay. 104 00:04:12,034 --> 00:04:16,212 Hey, uh, [chuckles] something's wrong with your friend. 105 00:04:16,343 --> 00:04:17,953 Stop staring, Wes. 106 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:19,452 You're embarrassing us in front of the nice Indian lady. 107 00:04:19,476 --> 00:04:22,131 What's wrong with you, man? 108 00:04:24,089 --> 00:04:26,309 All right, boys. Here we go. 109 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:27,745 To honor. 110 00:04:27,876 --> 00:04:32,837 Getting on her, and staying on her. [laughs] 111 00:04:34,796 --> 00:04:36,145 Oh, fuck yeah. 112 00:04:36,798 --> 00:04:38,147 All right. 113 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,472 Now it's your first time hunting buddy, right? 114 00:04:39,496 --> 00:04:40,628 You ready to kill something? 115 00:04:40,758 --> 00:04:42,151 - Mm-hmm. - All right. 116 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:43,433 Now before you go shittin' in the woods, 117 00:04:43,457 --> 00:04:44,849 let me show you how to squat 118 00:04:44,980 --> 00:04:46,677 so you don't get mud in your ass flaps. 119 00:04:46,808 --> 00:04:49,158 Oh, I ain't shittin' in the woods. 120 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,942 The hell you talking about? 121 00:04:51,073 --> 00:04:53,153 We're not going to the fucking Trump Plaza Motel, Ep. 122 00:04:53,249 --> 00:04:55,120 Well, it's only a week. I'll be fine. 123 00:04:55,251 --> 00:04:57,051 This sumbitch some going to be turd tuckin'. 124 00:04:57,122 --> 00:04:58,472 [Karlos and Buck laugh] 125 00:04:58,602 --> 00:04:59,753 I'm pretty sure that shit'll kill you. 126 00:04:59,777 --> 00:05:01,344 He ain't wrong. 127 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:05,392 Another round please. 128 00:05:05,522 --> 00:05:07,829 Ah. [cans hiss] 129 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:09,178 Here you go. 130 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,701 [Star] I didn't catch your name. 131 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:14,314 Oh, uh, I don't tell strangers my name. 132 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:15,445 I'm Wes. 133 00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:16,838 Go on, tell him your name. 134 00:05:16,968 --> 00:05:18,368 His girlfriend Carly just dumped him 135 00:05:18,448 --> 00:05:19,556 and he didn't know he could love again. 136 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:21,495 Right. That's right. 137 00:05:22,757 --> 00:05:23,932 It's Star. 138 00:05:24,846 --> 00:05:25,910 [J.B.] Is that your stage name? 139 00:05:25,934 --> 00:05:27,283 No, they just give 140 00:05:27,414 --> 00:05:29,633 all you Native girls funny names, don't they? 141 00:05:29,764 --> 00:05:30,915 Yes sir, just like they give 142 00:05:30,939 --> 00:05:32,723 y'all hilljacks fucked up teeth. 143 00:05:32,854 --> 00:05:34,174 What the hell did you say to me? 144 00:05:34,290 --> 00:05:36,205 Hey, take your hands off her man. 145 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,685 Do we need to step outside 146 00:05:37,815 --> 00:05:41,079 so I can straighten out those teeth for you. 147 00:05:43,212 --> 00:05:44,953 Would you give me another, sassy mouth? 148 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:46,868 I don't think so. 149 00:05:48,913 --> 00:05:51,873 [Buford spits] 150 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:54,615 [Buford slurps] 151 00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:55,745 Ahh. 152 00:05:57,487 --> 00:06:00,316 Well, that was fucking gross. 153 00:06:01,796 --> 00:06:03,667 And I thought chivalry was dead. 154 00:06:03,798 --> 00:06:05,452 Perfect. Thanks. 155 00:06:06,714 --> 00:06:09,020 So how long are you gonna be in town for? 156 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:12,502 You tell me. [Star and Wes laugh] 157 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:14,112 [billiard balls clack] 158 00:06:14,243 --> 00:06:18,856 ♪ You take your pension in loneliness and alcohol ♪ 159 00:06:18,987 --> 00:06:21,598 I'm gonna sell this guy, guys. 160 00:06:21,729 --> 00:06:23,034 - So. - Hey. 161 00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:24,645 You guys have a pretty bad leaf drop 162 00:06:24,732 --> 00:06:25,863 up here over here, eh? 163 00:06:25,994 --> 00:06:27,038 Mm-hmm. 164 00:06:27,169 --> 00:06:28,605 Well, my company, The Rhino, 165 00:06:28,736 --> 00:06:32,000 has some pretty amazing gutter guards. 166 00:06:33,044 --> 00:06:34,655 - Think about it. - All right. 167 00:06:34,785 --> 00:06:36,700 - Those cigarettes? - Yep. 168 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:39,311 Can I, uh, can I get one? 169 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:42,227 Oh man. Thank you 170 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,060 [rowdy music] 171 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,172 - Shots, dude. - I'm not doing anymore shots. 172 00:06:54,196 --> 00:06:55,676 You need it. Two more shots, man. 173 00:06:55,806 --> 00:06:58,418 [Star] Listen! [whistles sharply] 174 00:06:58,548 --> 00:06:59,548 Oh, ho, ho, ho. 175 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:01,246 All right, you assholes. 176 00:07:01,377 --> 00:07:04,206 Let's get those drinks in the air and make a toast. 177 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:05,425 Marry me. 178 00:07:05,555 --> 00:07:06,924 Not in your wettest dreams, Robbie. 179 00:07:06,948 --> 00:07:08,689 [patrons laugh] 180 00:07:08,819 --> 00:07:10,168 Now I know some of you think 181 00:07:10,299 --> 00:07:12,040 this was once our land, but you're wrong. 182 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:13,781 It's still our land. 183 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:15,351 So when you enter the forest up here, 184 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:17,219 we have a couple of rules for you. 185 00:07:17,349 --> 00:07:19,439 First, respect the great spirit 186 00:07:19,569 --> 00:07:21,658 and harvest only what you need. 187 00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:26,402 Second, honor the deer. Make it a merciful kill. 188 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:30,232 And third, tip your bartenders, you cheap mother fuckers. 189 00:07:30,362 --> 00:07:32,016 [patrons laugh] 190 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:34,149 You know she's talking to your fucking ass. 191 00:07:34,279 --> 00:07:37,761 To the hunt! [patrons cheer] 192 00:07:37,892 --> 00:07:40,634 [gentle music] 193 00:07:41,678 --> 00:07:43,811 - Hey, Star. - Yes, Wesley? 194 00:07:43,941 --> 00:07:45,769 It is Wesley, isn't it? 195 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:47,573 I actually haven't been called that since the third grade. 196 00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:48,642 - Oh. - Um, 197 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:50,948 there's this guy from work, 198 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:52,622 he's letting us use his cabin for the weekend 199 00:07:52,646 --> 00:07:55,039 and he gave us this map, 200 00:07:55,170 --> 00:07:57,346 but it's a little bit- 201 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:58,477 It's really shitty. 202 00:07:58,565 --> 00:07:59,957 [Star chuckles] - Yeah. 203 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:02,264 Oh, well that's an old logging road off of 28. 204 00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:03,918 You guys got four-wheel drive, right? 205 00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:06,007 - Fuck yeah, I do. - All right. 206 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:08,662 Uh, well, follow the old logging road a ways 207 00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:10,881 and then here you'll see a huge tamarack tree, 208 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:11,839 you're gonna turn right. 209 00:08:11,969 --> 00:08:13,449 And then in about a mile or so, 210 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,843 you should see the cabin on the left. 211 00:08:15,973 --> 00:08:20,412 And if you hit Lake Manitou, you've gone too far. 212 00:08:21,239 --> 00:08:23,111 That's a cool necklace. 213 00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:25,113 Oh it was my grandmother's. 214 00:08:25,243 --> 00:08:27,071 Are those shells? 215 00:08:28,464 --> 00:08:29,639 Deer toes. 216 00:08:30,292 --> 00:08:31,815 Gnarly. 217 00:08:31,946 --> 00:08:34,296 [Buford] What the fuck are you dick sticks looking at? 218 00:08:34,426 --> 00:08:37,342 Oh, a bar fight. How original. 219 00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:39,693 [showdown music] 220 00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:41,477 What's going on here? 221 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:43,411 Why don't you ask the cast of "Deliverance" over here? 222 00:08:43,435 --> 00:08:47,222 Well, the way we see it, we got a darky, a wetback, 223 00:08:47,352 --> 00:08:48,658 and four fudge packers. 224 00:08:48,789 --> 00:08:50,069 What the hell did you just say? 225 00:08:50,138 --> 00:08:51,487 I ain't no fudge packer. 226 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:53,968 - Yeah, this here's Karlos. - With a K. 227 00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:55,404 Used to be with a C, 228 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,189 but after he registered 25 Ks in Lebanon, 229 00:08:58,320 --> 00:08:59,626 he changed it legally. 230 00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:00,931 Ain't that right, Karlos? 231 00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:02,629 Always been with a K. 232 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:04,239 Dude. 233 00:09:04,369 --> 00:09:06,130 Aren't we over this racist bullshit by now, guys? 234 00:09:06,154 --> 00:09:07,590 It's 1986. 235 00:09:07,721 --> 00:09:08,939 We just don't like your type 236 00:09:09,070 --> 00:09:10,985 coming up here breathing on us. 237 00:09:11,115 --> 00:09:12,377 What the fuck you doing 238 00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:13,833 with that confederate flag shirt on, boy? 239 00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:15,903 You wanna make something of it, boy? 240 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,469 You keep talking like that, 241 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:21,038 and I'm gonna be your back-door stranger. 242 00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:23,737 Come on guys. This is the Peace Pipe, right? 243 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:25,410 And no one wants to end up in the county jail- 244 00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:30,657 [fist thuds] [Karlos grunts] 245 00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:36,314 [rowdy music] 246 00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:40,841 Marshmallow-ass mother fucker. 247 00:09:40,971 --> 00:09:41,971 Ah! Fuck! 248 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,801 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! 249 00:09:44,932 --> 00:09:47,804 Hit him in the fucking face. 250 00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:49,632 You fuck. 251 00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:52,940 [fist thuds] 252 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:56,596 [Patrons] Fight, fight, fight, fight! 253 00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:00,643 - Get off him. - Dude. 254 00:10:00,774 --> 00:10:02,708 Just remember, when you pull the trigger this season, 255 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:03,951 it could have been worse. 256 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:04,952 [bone cracks] 257 00:10:05,082 --> 00:10:08,433 [screams] Crazy fuck! 258 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:13,961 [rowdy music darkens] 259 00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:17,355 Stop right there, numb nuts. 260 00:10:17,486 --> 00:10:18,922 The fun's over. 261 00:10:19,836 --> 00:10:22,709 [Buford laughs] 262 00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:26,147 I thought your type only used bow and arrow. 263 00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:28,715 Oh, I'm pretty good with my bow. 264 00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:32,022 But that's a really small target. 265 00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:34,982 Let's get the hell outta here, Buford. 266 00:10:35,112 --> 00:10:36,548 Of course your name is Buford. 267 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:39,073 I bet all you fuckers are named Buford. 268 00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:40,770 This ain't over. Bitch. 269 00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:42,903 - Let's go man, come on. - Yes, Buford. It is. 270 00:10:43,033 --> 00:10:43,817 All right. 271 00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:45,166 Who's buying me a drink? 272 00:10:45,296 --> 00:10:46,558 [hunters clamors] 273 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:47,864 Oh. Perfect. 274 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,388 [faint rowdy music] 275 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:54,566 [train horn blares distantly] 276 00:10:57,265 --> 00:11:00,050 [steam hisses] 277 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:05,839 [crossing gate clangs] 278 00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:13,324 [train horn blares] 279 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:17,372 [train clatters and clangs] 280 00:11:25,946 --> 00:11:28,644 [door knocks] 281 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:30,472 Hello? 282 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:35,172 Number one or number two? 283 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,090 Okay. 284 00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:44,747 [train clatters and clangs] 285 00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:48,185 [Attacker] Make a sound and I'll cut your throat. 286 00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:53,016 [Star inhales sharply and groans] 287 00:11:53,147 --> 00:11:54,191 Get off me! 288 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:58,543 [Star grunts] 289 00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:02,809 [necklace clatters] 290 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:06,769 [Star grunts faintly] 291 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:09,554 [zipper zips] 292 00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:14,168 [Attacker] Stop it. 293 00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:16,910 Stop it. I don't wanna have to kill you. 294 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:21,001 [Star and attacker grunting] 295 00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:24,178 [Star] Get off me! 296 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:30,488 Get off me! [whimpers] 297 00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:35,015 [shrieks] Get off me! 298 00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:37,757 [dark music] 299 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:44,502 [knife thuds] 300 00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:50,944 [brooding music] 301 00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:09,136 [earth rumbles] [necklace rattles] 302 00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,970 [languid music] 303 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,581 Yo, Wes. Check out my moonwalk, man. 304 00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:22,410 Geez. Hey, have you seen Star? 305 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:23,541 You got it bad, dude. 306 00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,456 All right. Time to go boys. 307 00:13:25,587 --> 00:13:27,589 I can't leave yet, guys. 308 00:13:27,719 --> 00:13:28,719 Bullshit. 309 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,200 We gotta leave while someone 310 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:31,525 can still keep us between the ditches. 311 00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:34,335 Hey! Found him on the shitter. 312 00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,119 You wipe for him? 313 00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,271 Guys, I gotta say goodbye to Star before we leave, okay? 314 00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:40,558 Dude, I promise you we'll come back, man. 315 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:42,560 Let's hit the fucking road. 316 00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:46,086 ♪ For a lesson learned 317 00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:49,567 ♪ But none of that's a great concern ♪ 318 00:13:49,698 --> 00:13:51,569 I left a note here for Star. 319 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:54,268 I'll add it to the others. 320 00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:59,926 ♪ Home got my 321 00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:01,797 [Buck] 48 beers in 24 hours. 322 00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:05,192 That's my record and I intend to crush it. 323 00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:06,323 48? 324 00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,499 Holy shit, J.B. 325 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:09,936 Them cornholin' sons of bitches 326 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,851 done fucked up your truck, man. 327 00:14:11,981 --> 00:14:13,809 Those assholes. 328 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,812 Uh-oh. Looks like J.B.'s too drunk to drive. 329 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:19,510 I guess one of us is gonna have to, okay, I'll do it. 330 00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:23,036 [engine starter whirs] 331 00:14:24,428 --> 00:14:26,169 [engine roars] 332 00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,823 The beast lives. 333 00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:31,261 All right, which direction are we going boys? 334 00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:32,567 North on 37. 335 00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,003 And then we're gonna- 336 00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:35,328 All right, fuck it. We'll wing it. 337 00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:38,007 [rowdy music] 338 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:44,405 [tires screech] 339 00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:51,151 I remember my first time, Ep. 340 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:52,500 Do I want to hear this? 341 00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,371 Bob set me up on a narrow draw 342 00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:56,504 between two winter wheat fields. 343 00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:59,420 And right at dawn, I see a huge rack. 344 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:02,031 Must've been your mama bringing your ass a sandwich. 345 00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,468 Hey, you leave Lorraine's tits out of this. 346 00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:05,992 - Uh, left, right here. - Where? 347 00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:07,317 [Wes] Right here, uh, left right here. 348 00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:08,690 Which fucking way, man? 349 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:12,346 - Right here. Right here. - 'Kay. Jesus. 350 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:13,476 [toy beeps] 351 00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:15,088 Anyway, huge rack. 352 00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:17,655 Not my mama's tits, but an eight-point. 353 00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:19,396 Man, my hands were shaking so bad, 354 00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,355 but I remember what Dad told me, 355 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:24,184 he said, "Buck, but you worthless piece of shit. 356 00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:26,142 Just take a slow, steady breath 357 00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:27,665 and you let out half of it 358 00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:29,711 right before you go squeezin' the trigger." 359 00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:32,583 I aced that bitch and we ate his heart for lunch. 360 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:35,412 - Wait, the heart? - Mm-hmm. 361 00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,216 I'm gonna show you how to cook up by heart, buddy. 362 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,981 I ain't eating any heart. 363 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,461 It's ritual. 364 00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:43,072 First buck we kill, we cook up the heart. 365 00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:44,595 You don't have a choice. 366 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,902 Oh man, it'll put hair on your nuts too. 367 00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,991 I don't need any more of that. 368 00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:52,212 Hey, right here. Right here. 369 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:55,084 [can clatters] 370 00:15:55,867 --> 00:15:58,696 [toy chimes] 371 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:01,090 Can you turn that fucking thing off, please? 372 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,570 What do you care? 373 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,300 'Cause it's pissin' me off. That's why. 374 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:07,009 [engine rumbles] 375 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:10,839 Are you guys sure we're going the right way? 376 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,320 Oh yeah. This is the place. 377 00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:14,495 Bad ass. 378 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:23,765 [brakes squeal] [ominous music] 379 00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:26,986 Ain't this place the shit, Karlos? 380 00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,947 Good place for killing. 381 00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:34,428 You got a horseshoe in? 382 00:16:37,692 --> 00:16:39,215 Fuck yeah. Shit. 383 00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:44,003 Is it weird that made my nipples hard? 384 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,875 [door clatters and creaks] 385 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,791 [laughs] Look at this place. 386 00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:51,010 [Wes] Oh wow. 387 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:53,229 And they left us a welcoming gift. 388 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,449 And some reading material. 389 00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:56,579 Lacey Waxwing. 390 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:59,105 Oh yeah. '79 catalog. 391 00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:01,107 She likes long walks on the beach. 392 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:02,891 Is that...? 393 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,154 - Bear trap. - For what? 394 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:11,073 Some bears, fuckwad. [chuckles] 395 00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:13,902 [rowdy music] 396 00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:21,997 Maybe I should have fought harder for her. 397 00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:24,869 Maybe we should throw that thing in the fucking fire. 398 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,524 [Ep] This cabin needs gutters. 399 00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:30,136 Bros before hoes, dude. 400 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:32,486 Shotgun man. 401 00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,705 All right. All right. 402 00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,317 All right, Buck, go. 403 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,188 Here we are, the greatest hunters 404 00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:41,234 in the state of fucking Michigan. 405 00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:42,800 Pulled one deer tag 406 00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,802 before we even got out of the fuckin' truck. 407 00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:48,763 [laughs] Beat that, bitch. 408 00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,113 Hey, smell that? 409 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,202 Hey Karlos, Karlos, Karlos, 410 00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,987 say something to the world, buddy. 411 00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:59,121 Come on, man. Fucking introduce yourself. 412 00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:00,688 [Karlos spits] 413 00:18:00,818 --> 00:18:02,951 Sorry. He's a little shy. 414 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,561 He's new to the group, 415 00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:05,930 but the rest of us, we've all known each other 416 00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:07,477 since before we sprouted pubes. 417 00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:09,914 But he's a great electrician, 418 00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:12,439 but he's a mean-ass drunk. 419 00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:19,794 A little dip for the little dip? 420 00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,579 There you go. Oh, there you go, buddy. 421 00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,320 Right in the lip. 422 00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:26,579 - Like that? - Great. Yeah. 423 00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:28,150 There you go, buddy. 424 00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:29,543 [Ep gags] 425 00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:30,998 There you go. You can feel it, right? 426 00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:33,112 - Oh, he's gaggin'. - Hmm? 427 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:34,852 [Ep retches] - Look out. Look out. 428 00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,027 Oh! 429 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:44,253 [phone ringing] [brooding music] 430 00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:46,690 Paulson. 431 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:48,451 [Williams] Sheriff, Deputy Williams here. 432 00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:49,669 I'm over at Murphy's Peace Pipe 433 00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,260 and, uh, one of the bartenders 434 00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:53,088 was found out back this morning. 435 00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:56,047 Murdered. I got her right here. 436 00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:57,875 It's Star. 437 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,140 It's Star, uh- - I got you. 438 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,532 I know her mother. 439 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,012 Son of a bitch. 440 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,318 What was the cause of death? 441 00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:06,710 [Williams] Not sure yet. 442 00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:09,539 She was strangled and stabbed. 443 00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,586 Was she, um, 444 00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,241 was she raped? - No. 445 00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:16,677 Looks like she fought back. 446 00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:18,133 Well, that would've pissed him off. 447 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,767 Who's on scene? 448 00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:22,857 [Williams] Right now, the coroner and Detective Anderson. 449 00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,554 Let them finish up there 450 00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,402 and find out who was at that bar last night. 451 00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,210 And then get back here as soon as you can. 452 00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:29,777 [Williams] Yes, sir. 453 00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:33,215 [dark brooding music] 454 00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:45,706 Sheriff. 455 00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:47,466 I just got off the phone with Star's mother. 456 00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,536 You know what she told me? 457 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,668 "I knew this would happen one day." 458 00:19:51,799 --> 00:19:53,931 Why the hell would she say something like that? 459 00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:56,020 Long before you put on a badge, 460 00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:59,676 this girl, Melissa Fox, was found murdered. 461 00:19:59,807 --> 00:20:01,417 A couple days later, 462 00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:05,247 group of hunters were found disemboweled. 463 00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:12,080 This one, we had to identify by his dental records. 464 00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:16,432 A couple summers later, another girl was found dead. 465 00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:19,870 We found some backpackers mutilated. 466 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,239 Dive team had to pull a couple bodies 467 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:24,266 outta the bottom of Lake Manitou. 468 00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:27,226 Ever catch the guy? 469 00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:33,536 There's a pattern here. 470 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:36,409 Every time a girl like Star is found dead, 471 00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:38,324 more bodies follow. 472 00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:43,024 You know, Sheriff, Buford Johnson and his goons 473 00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:45,766 were at the Peace Pipe last night. 474 00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,202 We know what kind of guy he is 475 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,422 and we know what they're capable of. 476 00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:52,729 And these notes were left for Star. 477 00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:56,994 A few of the names I don't recognize. 478 00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:00,824 I'm gonna need you to stay here. 479 00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,609 Round up the usual suspects. 480 00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:04,219 Yes, sir. 481 00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:07,918 I'm gonna start with Buford, see what he has to say. 482 00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:11,008 Then I'm gonna go to the woods. 483 00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:12,140 Why? 484 00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:17,406 Try and prevent another bear attack. 485 00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:29,026 [coyotes howling] [insects trilling] 486 00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:32,247 [earth rumbling] 487 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,730 [bottle rattles] 488 00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:38,949 [beer splashes] 489 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,516 [wind howls eerily] 490 00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:43,389 [crows cawing] 491 00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:52,093 [hunters snoring] 492 00:22:05,498 --> 00:22:08,065 [pan sizzles] 493 00:22:10,981 --> 00:22:14,245 [percolator putters] 494 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:23,298 [Buck] Good morning, sunshine. 495 00:22:26,170 --> 00:22:29,260 How do you drink and chew at the same time? 496 00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:30,740 The hell are you talking about? 497 00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:32,916 This is the breakfast of champions. 498 00:22:33,047 --> 00:22:35,179 I mean, doesn't it get all mixed up together? 499 00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:36,833 Yeah, sure. 500 00:22:36,964 --> 00:22:38,550 But so do your green beans and your mashed potatoes. 501 00:22:38,574 --> 00:22:40,228 It's all going to the same place, right? 502 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:42,012 [Buck's stomach gurgles] 503 00:22:42,143 --> 00:22:46,321 Oh, speaking of which, I think I gotta pump a dump. Yep. 504 00:22:47,801 --> 00:22:49,890 [farts] Ooh! 505 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:52,893 [ominous music] 506 00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:56,592 [J.B.] All right boys, call 'em out. 507 00:22:56,723 --> 00:22:58,594 Bolt action .30-06 508 00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:01,205 Model 94 AE. 509 00:23:02,293 --> 00:23:04,818 Model 1894. Thanks Grandpa Herm. 510 00:23:04,948 --> 00:23:07,516 .30-30 lever action. Hot loads. 511 00:23:07,647 --> 00:23:09,364 Don't point that fucking thing at me, man. 512 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:11,781 .270, nine-power scope 513 00:23:11,912 --> 00:23:13,130 .410 pump. 514 00:23:15,568 --> 00:23:19,049 - A .410? - That's a child's weapon. 515 00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,573 This is birdshot. 516 00:23:20,703 --> 00:23:22,618 They're bullets. What's the difference? 517 00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:24,490 [Buck] Good Lord, Egbert. 518 00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:26,927 Hey, keep on pumping that thing. Let's see what happens. 519 00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:28,697 [Wes] Maybe let's just keep it down here 520 00:23:28,755 --> 00:23:29,843 until we get outside, huh? 521 00:23:29,973 --> 00:23:30,974 Okay. 522 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,392 [Buck] All right. You're hunting with me today, Ep. 523 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,417 Come on. 524 00:23:42,943 --> 00:23:44,945 Wait, is that...? 525 00:23:45,075 --> 00:23:46,686 The shitter? Oh yeah. 526 00:23:46,816 --> 00:23:48,490 I already cooked up a meatloaf in there this morning. 527 00:23:48,514 --> 00:23:51,386 Now, from here on out. No more talking, okay? 528 00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:52,909 Hand signals only. 529 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:54,389 Got it. 530 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,348 The fuck did I just say, man? 531 00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:10,449 [toilet gurgles menacingly] 532 00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:13,103 [water splashes] 533 00:24:13,234 --> 00:24:15,081 Dude, we should go back to the Peace Pipe tonight. 534 00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:16,629 Fuck that, man. 535 00:24:16,759 --> 00:24:17,823 We've been trying to get you out here in the woods 536 00:24:17,847 --> 00:24:19,458 for the past two years. 537 00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:21,808 Yeah, but I think she liked me. 538 00:24:21,938 --> 00:24:25,246 [laughs] She flirts for tips. 539 00:24:25,376 --> 00:24:28,031 Maybe you're jealous. 540 00:24:28,162 --> 00:24:30,991 [ominous music] 541 00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:40,740 [crow trills] 542 00:24:47,398 --> 00:24:50,271 Man, Buck's a crazy dude, man. 543 00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,840 How long you guys been working together? 544 00:24:53,970 --> 00:24:55,470 One time in high school, man, it was so crazy- 545 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,974 Look, look. I hunt alone. 546 00:25:02,675 --> 00:25:03,719 Um, okay. 547 00:25:06,896 --> 00:25:08,507 Well good luck. 548 00:25:08,637 --> 00:25:12,772 You know deer can smell a asshole a mile away. 549 00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:16,557 Prick. 550 00:25:22,433 --> 00:25:25,915 [water sloshing gently] 551 00:25:35,882 --> 00:25:39,842 Egbert, get your little ass over here. 552 00:25:39,973 --> 00:25:40,974 No. 553 00:25:42,497 --> 00:25:44,064 I don't want this beer, 554 00:25:44,194 --> 00:25:49,156 but after last night, [inhales] I need this beer. 555 00:25:51,332 --> 00:25:52,333 Ah. 556 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,169 [can cracks] 557 00:26:02,299 --> 00:26:03,300 Cheers. 558 00:26:10,003 --> 00:26:12,527 [dark music] 559 00:26:18,185 --> 00:26:21,231 [birds squawking] 560 00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,106 Get over here. 561 00:26:26,846 --> 00:26:27,846 Come on. 562 00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:34,027 Come here. Come here. 563 00:26:53,742 --> 00:26:56,615 [dramatic music] 564 00:27:03,926 --> 00:27:07,060 [wind rustling eerily] 565 00:27:07,190 --> 00:27:09,976 [wood creaking] 566 00:27:20,116 --> 00:27:23,598 [woodpecker hammering] 567 00:27:24,512 --> 00:27:27,254 [leaves rustle] 568 00:27:39,135 --> 00:27:41,964 [hammer clicks] 569 00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:49,624 [car horn blares] 570 00:27:50,756 --> 00:27:52,322 Did that come from camp? 571 00:27:52,453 --> 00:27:54,629 Someone's in trouble. 572 00:27:56,413 --> 00:27:57,501 What the hell? 573 00:27:57,632 --> 00:28:00,809 [water splashing] 574 00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:03,856 [Buck] Come on, bitch. Get up. 575 00:28:06,249 --> 00:28:07,424 What the shit? 576 00:28:07,555 --> 00:28:08,904 Who fucking... 577 00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:17,652 [brooding music] 578 00:28:21,612 --> 00:28:23,614 This every one in your party? 579 00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:26,356 What son of a bitch just got himself fucking killed? 580 00:28:26,487 --> 00:28:28,619 Karlos, you might wanna lower your, uh... 581 00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:29,751 Karlos, is it? 582 00:28:29,882 --> 00:28:31,710 You scared off lunch. 583 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,973 What could we do for you, officer? 584 00:28:34,103 --> 00:28:37,019 It's sheriff. Sheriff Paulson. 585 00:28:39,239 --> 00:28:42,068 You boys were at the Peace Pipe last night, weren't you? 586 00:28:42,198 --> 00:28:43,939 [Wes] Yeah, we were there. 587 00:28:44,070 --> 00:28:45,506 Just long enough 588 00:28:45,636 --> 00:28:47,266 for some racist fucktards to pick a fight with us. 589 00:28:47,290 --> 00:28:50,903 Yeah and put a tire iron through my window. 590 00:28:54,167 --> 00:28:58,519 The bartender was found murdered this morning. 591 00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:01,348 Her name was Star. 592 00:29:02,262 --> 00:29:03,437 Star Agache. 593 00:29:05,221 --> 00:29:06,788 [Karlos exhales] 594 00:29:06,919 --> 00:29:07,919 Fuck. 595 00:29:11,924 --> 00:29:13,186 Sorry, Wes. 596 00:29:14,578 --> 00:29:15,579 Wes? 597 00:29:18,104 --> 00:29:20,410 Wesley. This is you? 598 00:29:20,541 --> 00:29:21,541 You wrote this? 599 00:29:21,629 --> 00:29:23,239 Yeah. That's me. 600 00:29:23,370 --> 00:29:24,913 You wrote that you were gonna go back for her. 601 00:29:24,937 --> 00:29:27,809 I was. I, I was planning on it. 602 00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:31,117 So did you, did you go back for her? 603 00:29:31,247 --> 00:29:32,945 Nobody left here last night. 604 00:29:33,075 --> 00:29:35,251 Your sounding rather accusatory there, sheriff. 605 00:29:35,382 --> 00:29:36,687 Yeah, we didn't come up here 606 00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:39,386 to get in any trouble, your Honor. 607 00:29:45,174 --> 00:29:49,526 Not living up here, you boys wouldn't know it, 608 00:29:50,701 --> 00:29:53,574 but too many of our girls go missing. 609 00:29:53,704 --> 00:29:57,491 Outsiders come up here and take more than venison. 610 00:29:57,621 --> 00:29:59,449 Well, what about those assholes at the bar? 611 00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:00,940 Yeah. I mean, she kicked them out 612 00:30:01,016 --> 00:30:02,254 with a shotgun pointed at their asses. 613 00:30:02,278 --> 00:30:03,671 Pissed 'em off real good. 614 00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:05,127 Yeah, I'm not telling you how to do your job, 615 00:30:05,151 --> 00:30:06,848 but maybe look up those backwoods, 616 00:30:06,979 --> 00:30:10,330 cousin-fucking pieces of shit and see if they know anything. 617 00:30:10,460 --> 00:30:11,940 I already did. 618 00:30:13,202 --> 00:30:15,204 And they had the same sentiments about you. 619 00:30:15,335 --> 00:30:17,816 I ain't no cousin fucker. 620 00:30:20,122 --> 00:30:22,342 Her mother named her Star 621 00:30:22,472 --> 00:30:24,953 because of what she saw in her eyes. 622 00:30:25,084 --> 00:30:27,782 [tense music] 623 00:30:40,795 --> 00:30:45,887 There's no hiding from the sins committed on these lands. 624 00:30:46,583 --> 00:30:50,065 [engine starter whirs] 625 00:30:51,153 --> 00:30:54,069 [engine rumbles] 626 00:30:57,594 --> 00:30:59,683 I can't believe this. 627 00:30:59,814 --> 00:31:01,468 What kind of coward could do this? 628 00:31:01,598 --> 00:31:03,905 [Karlos] I've seen worse in Lebanon. 629 00:31:04,036 --> 00:31:06,429 This isn't fucking Lebanon, Karlos. 630 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,214 Hey, push me again. 631 00:31:08,344 --> 00:31:10,738 Come on. See what happens. 632 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,000 Guys, guys, guys, guys. 633 00:31:12,131 --> 00:31:13,828 Calm, calm, calm, calm. Right? 634 00:31:13,959 --> 00:31:15,743 Your work friends a real asshole, Buck. 635 00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,397 Yeah, he knows. Drink this. 636 00:31:17,527 --> 00:31:19,573 I don't want a drink right now, man. 637 00:31:19,703 --> 00:31:21,531 Look buddy. I liked her too, okay? 638 00:31:21,662 --> 00:31:24,578 She had spunk, she was smoking hot, cute little mole, 639 00:31:24,708 --> 00:31:25,908 but you have a choice to make. 640 00:31:25,971 --> 00:31:27,624 You can either let this drag us down 641 00:31:27,755 --> 00:31:29,800 or we can acknowledge this girl's life 642 00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:31,977 right here, right now. 643 00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:38,984 There you go. 644 00:31:39,114 --> 00:31:41,247 Whoa. What is that? 645 00:31:41,377 --> 00:31:42,683 I don't know. Uncle made it. 646 00:31:42,813 --> 00:31:43,814 Kicks though, don't it? 647 00:31:43,945 --> 00:31:45,164 It just burns. 648 00:31:45,294 --> 00:31:46,600 Like a fucking herpes flare. 649 00:31:46,730 --> 00:31:49,864 [leaves rustle] 650 00:31:49,995 --> 00:31:52,432 Buck, you fucking asshole. 651 00:31:53,650 --> 00:31:57,089 [Ep breathing heavily] 652 00:32:00,657 --> 00:32:01,876 Did I miss something? 653 00:32:02,007 --> 00:32:03,486 Ep, perfect timing. 654 00:32:03,617 --> 00:32:04,817 We're gonna need that pop gun. 655 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,837 It's a .410, Buck. 656 00:32:11,190 --> 00:32:12,234 [cans rattle] 657 00:32:12,365 --> 00:32:14,758 [Buck] You're up first, J.B. 658 00:32:15,716 --> 00:32:17,674 She was more than beautiful. 659 00:32:17,805 --> 00:32:19,894 She was fucking spirited. 660 00:32:20,025 --> 00:32:21,200 Who? 661 00:32:22,549 --> 00:32:26,640 The bartender was found murdered this morning. 662 00:32:29,817 --> 00:32:30,817 Pull. 663 00:32:32,602 --> 00:32:35,562 [gunshot blasts] 664 00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:38,913 Nice shot. 665 00:32:40,132 --> 00:32:43,004 She saved my ass from that hilljack too. 666 00:32:43,135 --> 00:32:44,353 Pull! 667 00:32:44,484 --> 00:32:45,964 [gunshot blasts] 668 00:32:46,094 --> 00:32:48,116 Son of a bitch, man, you almost shot my fucking hand off. 669 00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:50,100 He's panicking 'cause it's his jerking-off hand. 670 00:32:50,229 --> 00:32:51,882 Hey, fuck you. 671 00:32:52,013 --> 00:32:54,165 I'm ambidextrous and you know I get way more ass than you. 672 00:32:54,189 --> 00:32:55,189 Oh yeah? 673 00:32:55,277 --> 00:32:56,626 Come over here and sniff my dick 674 00:32:56,757 --> 00:32:57,995 so you can remember what pussy smells like. 675 00:32:58,019 --> 00:32:59,673 [Buck laughs incredulously] 676 00:32:59,803 --> 00:33:01,651 Oh, I already know what your sister's pussy smells like. 677 00:33:01,675 --> 00:33:02,719 You fucking prick. 678 00:33:02,850 --> 00:33:04,025 What was her name again? 679 00:33:04,156 --> 00:33:05,505 I know she knows mine 680 00:33:05,635 --> 00:33:07,178 'cause she screamed it a thousand fuckin' times. 681 00:33:07,202 --> 00:33:08,484 - Fucking relax, Buck. - Seriously, Buck? 682 00:33:08,508 --> 00:33:09,702 You're such a fucking asshole. 683 00:33:09,726 --> 00:33:10,989 [laughs] Never gets old man. 684 00:33:11,119 --> 00:33:14,079 Seriously. Fuck you, asshole. 685 00:33:14,209 --> 00:33:17,952 All right, Wes, let's see what you got. 686 00:33:22,913 --> 00:33:24,567 She, she was more than funny 687 00:33:24,698 --> 00:33:25,936 and, and spirited and all that. 688 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,267 You know, she, um, she... 689 00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:40,801 Just toss it, Marino. 690 00:33:44,935 --> 00:33:46,937 [ominous music] 691 00:33:47,068 --> 00:33:48,741 What the fuck, man? That was a perfect throw. 692 00:33:48,765 --> 00:33:50,028 What are you doing? 693 00:33:50,158 --> 00:33:52,943 There's something in the woods. 694 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,295 [Ep] I don't see anything. 695 00:33:56,425 --> 00:33:57,620 You couldn't see a pair a titties 696 00:33:57,644 --> 00:33:58,664 if they slapped you in the face. 697 00:33:58,688 --> 00:34:00,516 What'd you see, Wes? 698 00:34:00,647 --> 00:34:01,996 One of those confederate fuckers? 699 00:34:02,127 --> 00:34:03,911 No, I don't think so. 700 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,122 [Ep] Maybe it was a bear. 701 00:34:05,217 --> 00:34:08,002 [Wes] No. Guys, I'm serious. 702 00:34:09,221 --> 00:34:12,006 [crows cawing] 703 00:34:16,358 --> 00:34:17,794 [gunshot blasts] 704 00:34:17,925 --> 00:34:19,448 [Buck laughs] - What the hell, Buck? 705 00:34:19,579 --> 00:34:21,459 Warn us before you blast off in our ear, Dude. 706 00:34:21,494 --> 00:34:23,626 A crow? Why the hell would you shoot that? 707 00:34:23,757 --> 00:34:25,197 I was warming up my trigger finger. 708 00:34:25,324 --> 00:34:26,325 You gonna eat it? 709 00:34:26,455 --> 00:34:27,761 Fuck no. Who eats crow, man? 710 00:34:27,891 --> 00:34:29,415 At least bury it or something, man. 711 00:34:29,545 --> 00:34:32,157 I'm gonna waste my time burying a fucking crow? 712 00:34:32,287 --> 00:34:35,203 [brooding music] 713 00:34:36,552 --> 00:34:40,687 We should head out soon. We're losing daylight. 714 00:34:45,561 --> 00:34:48,434 [engine rumbles] 715 00:34:50,523 --> 00:34:52,655 [ominous music] 716 00:34:52,786 --> 00:34:58,008 [earth rumbles] [crows cawing] 717 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:03,797 [eerie music] 718 00:35:17,767 --> 00:35:20,901 [insects chirping] 719 00:35:22,511 --> 00:35:26,559 Hey, enjoy the only reach-around you're ever gonna get. 720 00:35:26,689 --> 00:35:28,735 While we're at it, there's a lot of log, 721 00:35:28,865 --> 00:35:31,041 so scoot the fuck over. 722 00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:33,566 Sorry. 723 00:35:40,312 --> 00:35:43,053 So you think Wes saw a bear? 724 00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:45,143 [Buck] Probably. 725 00:35:45,273 --> 00:35:46,903 As long as you're faster than the slowest guy, 726 00:35:46,927 --> 00:35:49,495 it shouldn't be a problem. 727 00:35:49,625 --> 00:35:51,801 Although you got a lot of extra weight 728 00:35:51,932 --> 00:35:55,240 in your colon slowing you down, so. 729 00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:57,155 No, no, I'm fine. 730 00:35:58,547 --> 00:36:00,636 [Buck] I swear to God, if you fart, 731 00:36:00,767 --> 00:36:03,900 I'm gonna stab you with an antler. 732 00:36:05,815 --> 00:36:08,383 [Buck spits] 733 00:36:15,825 --> 00:36:18,219 [Ep glugs] 734 00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:32,799 [wind whistling] [trees creaking] 735 00:36:34,540 --> 00:36:39,806 [leaves rustle] [deer huffs] 736 00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:01,262 [Wes whistles] 737 00:37:02,481 --> 00:37:05,658 [hoof steps rustle] 738 00:37:14,362 --> 00:37:17,278 [birds chirping] 739 00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:21,326 [gunshot blasts distantly] [tense music] 740 00:37:21,456 --> 00:37:23,458 [Karlos roars] 741 00:37:23,589 --> 00:37:24,329 [Karlos] Fucker! 742 00:37:24,459 --> 00:37:25,939 What the hell? 743 00:37:26,983 --> 00:37:28,071 [Karlos roars] 744 00:37:28,202 --> 00:37:29,202 Karlos? 745 00:37:29,247 --> 00:37:30,639 Karlos! Karlos! 746 00:37:31,553 --> 00:37:33,468 [Karlos] [grunts] Fuck! 747 00:37:33,599 --> 00:37:34,599 Karlos! 748 00:37:37,951 --> 00:37:41,607 [Karlos grunting] Karlos! 749 00:37:45,393 --> 00:37:48,483 [heart squelching] 750 00:37:49,528 --> 00:37:52,357 I dropped her on the spot. 751 00:37:52,487 --> 00:37:54,924 You sick, sick fuck. 752 00:37:55,055 --> 00:37:58,406 [Karlos laughs oddly] 753 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:08,938 [rowdy music] 754 00:38:09,852 --> 00:38:12,942 [venison sizzles] 755 00:38:14,204 --> 00:38:17,033 All right, first slab's Egbert's. [laughs] 756 00:38:17,164 --> 00:38:18,557 Hey J.B., Come get this. 757 00:38:18,687 --> 00:38:20,298 Guys, this was barely in the pan. 758 00:38:20,428 --> 00:38:22,256 Yeah, just long enough to heat up the juices 759 00:38:22,387 --> 00:38:24,693 and by juices, I mean blood. [laughs] 760 00:38:24,824 --> 00:38:26,565 Nothing worse than a dry heart. 761 00:38:26,695 --> 00:38:27,870 That's right. 762 00:38:28,001 --> 00:38:30,960 [static hisses and crackles] 763 00:38:31,091 --> 00:38:32,547 J.B., you wanna fix your radio, it's- 764 00:38:32,571 --> 00:38:34,312 [static screeches] - Oh, fuck! 765 00:38:34,442 --> 00:38:35,748 Hey, turn that thing off. 766 00:38:35,878 --> 00:38:38,272 Son of a bitch must have sold me a lemon. 767 00:38:38,403 --> 00:38:43,103 [rowdy music continues] What the hell? 768 00:38:43,233 --> 00:38:45,801 Piece of shit, fucking 'Burban. 769 00:38:45,932 --> 00:38:48,630 Surprised you get a signal out here anyway, man. 770 00:38:48,761 --> 00:38:51,329 All right, it's gettin' cold now. Come on. 771 00:38:51,459 --> 00:38:53,374 Come on, man. It doesn't taste like anything. 772 00:38:53,505 --> 00:38:54,723 Yeah, it's like pate. 773 00:38:54,854 --> 00:38:56,159 Pat what? 774 00:38:56,290 --> 00:38:57,572 It's like duck liver, fucker. Just eat it. 775 00:38:57,596 --> 00:39:00,120 Here, wash it down with this. 776 00:39:06,213 --> 00:39:10,696 [Ep gags] Uh-oh. [laughs] 777 00:39:10,826 --> 00:39:11,871 [Ep retches] 778 00:39:12,001 --> 00:39:15,004 - [Hunters] Oh! - Gross, dude. 779 00:39:15,135 --> 00:39:16,136 It's pathetic, man. 780 00:39:16,266 --> 00:39:17,572 Where's the water? 781 00:39:17,703 --> 00:39:21,141 There's no water at camp, Ep. Beer only 782 00:39:25,667 --> 00:39:28,931 No, no, no. Fuck you, crazy man. 783 00:39:29,062 --> 00:39:31,717 - Take it. - I'm not eating that. 784 00:39:31,847 --> 00:39:34,763 Didn't know we had two pansy asses here at camp. 785 00:39:34,894 --> 00:39:36,635 It's a doe, Karlos. 786 00:39:36,765 --> 00:39:38,114 Your point? 787 00:39:38,245 --> 00:39:39,594 We don't have a doe tag. 788 00:39:39,725 --> 00:39:41,640 We always eat the first heart, Wes. 789 00:39:41,770 --> 00:39:43,468 Of the first buck, Buck. 790 00:39:43,598 --> 00:39:45,426 Yeah, whatever. Okay? 791 00:39:45,557 --> 00:39:47,297 To the first kill of '86. 792 00:39:47,428 --> 00:39:48,603 Fuck yeah. 793 00:39:50,039 --> 00:39:51,563 Right here baby. 794 00:39:52,564 --> 00:39:53,724 - Cheers, gentlemen. - Cheers. 795 00:39:53,826 --> 00:39:55,131 - Cheers. - Cheers. 796 00:39:55,262 --> 00:39:57,873 [dark music] 797 00:40:02,312 --> 00:40:04,010 - What wrong with it? - Maggots. 798 00:40:04,140 --> 00:40:05,620 [J.B. gags] 799 00:40:05,751 --> 00:40:08,493 [Buck retches] 800 00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:11,626 What the fuck is that? 801 00:40:13,193 --> 00:40:15,935 [Ep] Guys? Come in here now. 802 00:40:17,937 --> 00:40:20,113 What does he want now? 803 00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:23,508 The fuck is it now, Egbert? 804 00:40:23,638 --> 00:40:25,423 The bear trap's gone. 805 00:40:25,553 --> 00:40:27,033 Why would they take the bear trap? 806 00:40:27,163 --> 00:40:30,515 Those things are worth like 200 bucks, man. 807 00:40:30,645 --> 00:40:32,255 Those assholes know we're here. 808 00:40:32,386 --> 00:40:34,103 Gah. Guys, they're just trying to scare us, okay? 809 00:40:34,127 --> 00:40:35,367 They're fucking with us, right? 810 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:36,433 We're here to have fun. 811 00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:37,565 This is Deer Camp, right? 812 00:40:37,696 --> 00:40:39,872 Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer. 813 00:40:40,002 --> 00:40:42,527 Let's go, out the door. Come on. 814 00:40:42,657 --> 00:40:45,312 You guys can do what you want. But I'm going to bed. 815 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:46,879 Same here, Buck. 816 00:40:47,009 --> 00:40:49,403 That's fuckin' bullshit. 817 00:40:50,796 --> 00:40:53,625 What? A little worm infestation draw your pussies out? 818 00:40:53,755 --> 00:40:56,105 - Yes. - Drink this. Here. 819 00:41:00,849 --> 00:41:02,089 The party's just getting start- 820 00:41:02,155 --> 00:41:05,071 [Buck snoring] 821 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:18,867 Buck, shut the fuck up or I'm teabagging you. 822 00:41:18,998 --> 00:41:21,653 [Buck groans] 823 00:41:23,698 --> 00:41:26,179 [brooding music] 824 00:41:26,309 --> 00:41:29,008 [wolves howl] 825 00:41:30,531 --> 00:41:33,142 [loon wails] 826 00:41:34,187 --> 00:41:37,495 [wind growls eerily] 827 00:41:42,804 --> 00:41:46,025 [floorboards creak] 828 00:41:50,159 --> 00:41:52,684 [toy beeps] 829 00:41:55,077 --> 00:41:58,211 Simon, turn that thing off, man. 830 00:41:59,734 --> 00:42:02,128 [toy beeps] 831 00:42:02,258 --> 00:42:03,782 Seriously, dude. 832 00:42:06,088 --> 00:42:08,787 [toy beeping] 833 00:42:23,802 --> 00:42:26,413 [fire crackles] 834 00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:28,981 [toy beeping] 835 00:42:29,111 --> 00:42:32,462 [stuffed bird creaks] 836 00:42:37,990 --> 00:42:43,299 [toy beeping] [stairs creak] 837 00:43:09,499 --> 00:43:12,372 [wood clatters] 838 00:43:21,163 --> 00:43:23,862 [dramatic music] 839 00:43:23,992 --> 00:43:26,516 [door slams] 840 00:43:26,647 --> 00:43:29,650 [wind blows eerily] [fire roars] 841 00:43:29,781 --> 00:43:32,348 It's inside me! [shrieks] 842 00:43:32,479 --> 00:43:33,654 It got inside me! 843 00:43:33,785 --> 00:43:35,743 It's fucking inside me! 844 00:43:35,874 --> 00:43:37,963 Ah! Ah! - W-what the fuck? 845 00:43:38,093 --> 00:43:39,660 What is it, what is it, man? 846 00:43:39,791 --> 00:43:41,227 What is happening? 847 00:43:41,357 --> 00:43:43,074 Egbert, what is inside you? - What's going on? 848 00:43:43,098 --> 00:43:44,534 Someone gag the bitch. 849 00:43:44,665 --> 00:43:47,233 It was crawling on my leg. 850 00:43:47,973 --> 00:43:49,061 It embedded. 851 00:43:49,191 --> 00:43:51,585 Well, what the hell is it? 852 00:43:51,716 --> 00:43:52,717 I don't know. 853 00:43:52,847 --> 00:43:55,458 [dark music] 854 00:43:58,853 --> 00:44:00,028 All right, let's see it. 855 00:44:00,159 --> 00:44:03,162 - I think it was a dream. - Strip. 856 00:44:03,292 --> 00:44:05,338 Guys, seriously, I think it was just a dream. 857 00:44:05,468 --> 00:44:07,011 Hey, Buck, what the hell's in that shit, man? 858 00:44:07,035 --> 00:44:09,647 I don't know, but I feel bulletproof. 859 00:44:09,777 --> 00:44:10,777 Strip. 860 00:44:13,389 --> 00:44:15,130 - [All] Oh! - Shit! 861 00:44:16,349 --> 00:44:17,892 Looks like your nuts are wearing a pelt. 862 00:44:17,916 --> 00:44:19,700 Woo. I think we just found Bigfoot. 863 00:44:19,831 --> 00:44:21,635 Holy shit. Hey, you're gonna have to hold up that shaft. 864 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:22,703 What? 865 00:44:22,834 --> 00:44:24,313 He needs to examine your cock bag. 866 00:44:24,444 --> 00:44:26,141 'Cause if it is what we think it is, 867 00:44:26,272 --> 00:44:29,449 you're gonna want Karlos to get it out real pronto like. 868 00:44:29,579 --> 00:44:31,146 It looks like hairy bat wings. 869 00:44:31,277 --> 00:44:33,496 - Oh God. - Take a look. 870 00:44:36,543 --> 00:44:39,502 Yep. Oh, that thing's buried in your coin purse 871 00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:40,982 like it's treasure hunting. 872 00:44:41,113 --> 00:44:42,549 Mm-mm. - What is it? 873 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,508 - It's a fucking deer tick. - Well get it out. 874 00:44:45,639 --> 00:44:46,660 I'm gonna need some light. 875 00:44:46,684 --> 00:44:48,163 I'll start the generator. 876 00:44:48,294 --> 00:44:50,165 All right, what's the plan, Karlos? 877 00:44:50,296 --> 00:44:52,298 Well, when the little baby stops squirming, 878 00:44:52,428 --> 00:44:53,603 I can get the head out. 879 00:44:53,734 --> 00:44:56,345 You hear that, Ep? Don't squirm. 880 00:44:56,476 --> 00:44:57,346 [generator rumbles] 881 00:44:57,477 --> 00:45:00,175 [lights buzz] 882 00:45:01,176 --> 00:45:03,570 [tense music] 883 00:45:03,701 --> 00:45:07,400 [moans] It hurts. 884 00:45:07,530 --> 00:45:10,055 I haven't touched you yet. 885 00:45:11,099 --> 00:45:15,625 [tick squelching and chirping] 886 00:45:15,756 --> 00:45:17,236 Eg, hold still 887 00:45:17,366 --> 00:45:19,064 or the head will break off inside you. 888 00:45:19,194 --> 00:45:20,824 Aren't these things filled with disease? 889 00:45:20,848 --> 00:45:22,371 - Yeah. Whine disease. - Huh? 890 00:45:22,502 --> 00:45:25,592 You're fucking whining. Shut up. 891 00:45:28,508 --> 00:45:30,771 [dramatic music] - [All] Oh! 892 00:45:30,902 --> 00:45:36,255 [knife thuds] [tick squeals] 893 00:45:37,909 --> 00:45:40,476 - Congratulations. - Oh shit. 894 00:45:40,607 --> 00:45:42,043 You survived. 895 00:45:42,696 --> 00:45:43,828 Am I bleeding? 896 00:45:43,958 --> 00:45:45,873 All right. Who needs a drink? 897 00:45:46,004 --> 00:45:49,572 [generator sputters] 898 00:45:49,703 --> 00:45:51,836 What the fuck did you do, J.B.? 899 00:45:51,966 --> 00:45:52,966 What do you mean? 900 00:45:53,054 --> 00:45:54,403 What's up with the generator? 901 00:45:54,534 --> 00:45:55,927 I don't fucking know. 902 00:45:56,057 --> 00:45:57,339 You and Karlos are the electricians, dude. 903 00:45:57,363 --> 00:45:59,800 It's not an electrical motor dipshit. 904 00:45:59,931 --> 00:46:01,759 Is there fuel in it? 905 00:46:02,542 --> 00:46:05,588 [thunder rumbles] 906 00:46:07,025 --> 00:46:10,376 [generator sputters] 907 00:46:10,506 --> 00:46:11,943 Son of a bitch. 908 00:46:12,073 --> 00:46:14,336 - J.B.! - Gimme a second. 909 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:18,514 Dude. [thunder booms] 910 00:46:20,516 --> 00:46:22,518 [creature roars distantly] 911 00:46:22,649 --> 00:46:25,217 Who the fuck took my kill? 912 00:46:26,479 --> 00:46:28,394 Maybe it was those assholes from the bar. 913 00:46:28,524 --> 00:46:30,309 [Karlos growls] 914 00:46:30,439 --> 00:46:32,746 We're going huntin'. 915 00:46:32,877 --> 00:46:34,792 Wait a second. Guys? 916 00:46:34,922 --> 00:46:36,924 [Buck] Get your pants on, Ep. 917 00:46:37,055 --> 00:46:38,597 They were probably just fucking with us. 918 00:46:38,621 --> 00:46:40,536 I mean, we're not killing anybody, right? 919 00:46:40,667 --> 00:46:42,930 [Karlos] You might not be. 920 00:46:43,061 --> 00:46:46,629 Hell of a thing, Deer Camp, isn't it? 921 00:46:48,370 --> 00:46:50,155 [thunder rumbles] 922 00:46:50,285 --> 00:46:53,201 [rain pattering] 923 00:46:56,291 --> 00:46:59,033 [mud splashes] 924 00:47:07,694 --> 00:47:10,697 [thunder crashes] 925 00:47:17,051 --> 00:47:20,489 When we find these fuckers, I get first shot. 926 00:47:20,620 --> 00:47:21,882 Shoot to scare, please. 927 00:47:22,013 --> 00:47:23,293 [Karlos] Marines shoot to kill. 928 00:47:23,405 --> 00:47:24,426 Buck, why'd you invite this guy? 929 00:47:24,450 --> 00:47:25,494 He's on work release. 930 00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:26,974 I thought it'd be good for him. 931 00:47:27,105 --> 00:47:28,671 [Karlos] Yeah, I can hear you fuckers. 932 00:47:28,802 --> 00:47:30,127 Hey, everybody, relax. All right? 933 00:47:30,151 --> 00:47:31,476 We're not killing anyone. Right, Karlos? 934 00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:34,721 Hey. [thunder crashes] 935 00:47:35,461 --> 00:47:36,897 What is it? 936 00:47:37,028 --> 00:47:40,988 I don't know but it's hunched over my deer. 937 00:47:43,730 --> 00:47:45,166 Whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 938 00:47:45,297 --> 00:47:46,361 What the fuck's it look like, shit stain? 939 00:47:46,385 --> 00:47:47,386 I'm gonna shoot it. 940 00:47:47,516 --> 00:47:48,648 Get your hand off my barrel. 941 00:47:48,778 --> 00:47:50,519 You don't even know what it is. 942 00:47:50,650 --> 00:47:53,087 It could be a bear, but they should be hibernating, right? 943 00:47:53,218 --> 00:47:55,698 [ominous music] 944 00:47:55,829 --> 00:47:57,285 [Wes] It does sort of look like a bear. 945 00:47:57,309 --> 00:47:58,614 [Simon] Can't shoot a bear. 946 00:47:58,745 --> 00:48:00,185 [Karlos] Bull fucking shit I can't. 947 00:48:00,225 --> 00:48:01,637 [Simon] It's out of season, asshole. 948 00:48:01,661 --> 00:48:03,271 - It stole my kill. - Good. Let it. 949 00:48:03,402 --> 00:48:06,622 Now let's get the hell out of here. 950 00:48:07,797 --> 00:48:13,107 [creature growls] [wind rustles eerily] 951 00:48:19,026 --> 00:48:20,288 - Nope. - Shit. 952 00:48:20,419 --> 00:48:22,334 - Go, go, go. - I see you fucker! 953 00:48:22,464 --> 00:48:26,164 Let's go, you fucking lunatic. Come on. 954 00:48:29,297 --> 00:48:32,170 [creature howls] 955 00:48:36,565 --> 00:48:38,611 [thunder rumbles] 956 00:48:38,741 --> 00:48:40,874 Hey! Why'd you run? 957 00:48:41,005 --> 00:48:42,006 I had the shot. 958 00:48:42,136 --> 00:48:43,442 I could have ended this war. 959 00:48:43,572 --> 00:48:45,096 What fucking war, Karlos? 960 00:48:45,226 --> 00:48:46,880 We're in Northern Michigan. 961 00:48:47,011 --> 00:48:48,989 All right, everyone, uncinch your girdles. Take a breath. 962 00:48:49,013 --> 00:48:51,276 You, drink this and calm the fuck down, huh? 963 00:48:51,406 --> 00:48:53,931 I don't want a beer, Buck. It's not even 9:00 AM. 964 00:48:54,061 --> 00:48:56,455 Exactly. We shoulda had the first one at six. 965 00:48:56,585 --> 00:48:59,762 All right. Who saw what it was? 966 00:48:59,893 --> 00:49:00,894 Huh? 967 00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,115 Personally, I, I think it was like a possum. 968 00:49:04,245 --> 00:49:05,440 - A fucking possum, dude? - You're fucking kidding me, 969 00:49:05,464 --> 00:49:07,074 man? - A possum?! 970 00:49:07,205 --> 00:49:08,791 It had a white face. What out here has a white face? 971 00:49:08,815 --> 00:49:10,512 Those hilljacks, they're pretty white. 972 00:49:10,643 --> 00:49:12,384 I don't think it was a hilljack, Simon. 973 00:49:12,514 --> 00:49:14,038 Well, maybe it was a wolf. 974 00:49:14,168 --> 00:49:16,040 Wait, wolves? There are wolves out here? 975 00:49:16,170 --> 00:49:18,825 Wolves don't make rattling sounds, all right? 976 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:20,174 This is something else. 977 00:49:20,305 --> 00:49:24,004 Hey, dudes. [thunder rumbles] 978 00:49:24,135 --> 00:49:25,919 I got it on tape. 979 00:49:26,050 --> 00:49:28,226 [Wes] Let's see it. 980 00:49:28,356 --> 00:49:31,925 [cassette clicks and whirs] 981 00:49:32,056 --> 00:49:35,102 - Take a look. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 982 00:49:39,802 --> 00:49:41,717 You suck at filming. 983 00:49:42,849 --> 00:49:44,348 You got fucking Parkinson's or something? 984 00:49:44,372 --> 00:49:45,523 Fucking film it then next time. 985 00:49:45,547 --> 00:49:46,787 How about that? - Fuck you, man. 986 00:49:46,853 --> 00:49:47,961 Fuck you, man. - Let me see it. 987 00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:49,092 - Fucking bitch! - Come on, man. 988 00:49:49,116 --> 00:49:50,116 Come on. Stop, man. 989 00:49:50,770 --> 00:49:52,990 Call me a bitch again. 990 00:49:54,817 --> 00:49:57,516 [tense music] 991 00:50:05,915 --> 00:50:08,962 [dramatic music] 992 00:50:16,839 --> 00:50:17,710 Simon? 993 00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:19,103 Here. Lemme see it. 994 00:50:19,233 --> 00:50:23,107 [cassette whirs and clicks] 995 00:50:24,543 --> 00:50:25,544 Oh shit. 996 00:50:28,982 --> 00:50:30,418 Let's go. 997 00:50:30,549 --> 00:50:31,898 What the fuck you talking about? 998 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:33,378 We're not staying out here. 999 00:50:33,508 --> 00:50:34,988 Not with whatever the hell that is. 1000 00:50:35,119 --> 00:50:37,034 No one's fucking going anywhere. 1001 00:50:37,164 --> 00:50:38,818 Who's driving me? 1002 00:50:38,948 --> 00:50:43,040 And no one's fucking driving your ass nowhere neither. 1003 00:50:46,086 --> 00:50:47,522 Simon, where you going? 1004 00:50:47,653 --> 00:50:50,743 I'm going back to Detroit where it's safe. 1005 00:50:50,873 --> 00:50:52,353 Simon! 1006 00:50:52,484 --> 00:50:54,051 Candy ass! 1007 00:50:54,181 --> 00:50:55,341 [Simon] Go to hell, Karlos. 1008 00:50:55,443 --> 00:50:56,923 Oh, I've been there already. 1009 00:50:57,054 --> 00:50:58,838 It's called Beirut. 1010 00:51:02,885 --> 00:51:04,757 Hey, Simon. What the hell, man? 1011 00:51:04,887 --> 00:51:06,280 You saw that thing? 1012 00:51:06,411 --> 00:51:07,692 Yeah, it was probably one of those rednecks 1013 00:51:07,716 --> 00:51:09,109 playing dress up or something. 1014 00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:10,913 I'm not sticking around to find out, Wes. 1015 00:51:10,937 --> 00:51:12,219 We got six guns and a crate of ammo, man. Come on. 1016 00:51:12,243 --> 00:51:13,505 Yeah, you'll need all of it. 1017 00:51:13,635 --> 00:51:16,464 You're gonna get lost. You dick. 1018 00:51:20,512 --> 00:51:21,513 Me lost? 1019 00:51:23,210 --> 00:51:24,516 Yeah. 1020 00:51:24,646 --> 00:51:26,213 You know, Wes, you hadn't been hunting 1021 00:51:26,344 --> 00:51:27,388 with us for two years 1022 00:51:27,519 --> 00:51:30,043 because you were fuckin' lost. 1023 00:51:30,174 --> 00:51:35,527 And the sad thing is, if you stay here, you're fuckin' dead. 1024 00:51:36,397 --> 00:51:38,834 So let's go, man. Let's go. 1025 00:51:38,965 --> 00:51:40,227 I can't, Simon. 1026 00:51:40,358 --> 00:51:41,881 Whoever's out there fucking with us 1027 00:51:42,011 --> 00:51:46,233 is probably the same crazed asshole that killed her. 1028 00:51:46,364 --> 00:51:49,106 Wes, I'm not sure that thing was a man. 1029 00:51:49,236 --> 00:51:52,544 I can't leave here until I find out. 1030 00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:57,940 Good luck, Rambo. 1031 00:52:09,561 --> 00:52:11,693 What is it you think? 1032 00:52:13,086 --> 00:52:15,306 Whatever it is, it's gonna be hanging 1033 00:52:15,436 --> 00:52:17,177 from the buck pole before dinner. 1034 00:52:17,308 --> 00:52:20,180 - Fuck yeah. - That's right, buddy. 1035 00:52:20,311 --> 00:52:21,573 He left. 1036 00:52:21,703 --> 00:52:24,793 You guys, I, I can't let him walk out alone. 1037 00:52:24,924 --> 00:52:26,317 He's a deserter. 1038 00:52:26,447 --> 00:52:28,232 You stop with that bullshit war talk, man. 1039 00:52:28,362 --> 00:52:29,842 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1040 00:52:29,972 --> 00:52:31,298 You don't know what it's like to have served, okay? 1041 00:52:31,322 --> 00:52:32,714 Oh, but you do. 1042 00:52:32,845 --> 00:52:34,562 Buck, you spent two weeks in the Marines and then quit. 1043 00:52:34,586 --> 00:52:35,935 I was honorably discharged 1044 00:52:36,065 --> 00:52:37,502 after they found a heart murmur. 1045 00:52:37,632 --> 00:52:39,262 And you know that you son of a rotten bitch. 1046 00:52:39,286 --> 00:52:40,505 Guys. Come on. 1047 00:52:40,635 --> 00:52:42,463 J.B., can I get the truck keys? 1048 00:52:42,594 --> 00:52:44,030 J.B. 1049 00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:46,511 I'm gonna drive Simon out and I'll be right back. 1050 00:52:46,641 --> 00:52:50,428 You hand him those keys, J.B., I'll stab your knee. 1051 00:52:50,558 --> 00:52:51,951 He's not gonna stab your knee. 1052 00:52:52,081 --> 00:52:53,518 Oh no. He, he will. 1053 00:52:53,648 --> 00:52:54,648 He will. 1054 00:52:57,086 --> 00:52:58,436 Probably won't start anyway. 1055 00:52:58,566 --> 00:53:01,003 Why do you care so much, Karlos? 1056 00:53:01,134 --> 00:53:02,744 Because Wesley, 1057 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,532 I paid the price for cowards. 1058 00:53:08,315 --> 00:53:10,274 [Ep] What happened? 1059 00:53:12,014 --> 00:53:13,973 Hummus eater cut me 1060 00:53:15,931 --> 00:53:17,759 collar to collar, 1061 00:53:17,890 --> 00:53:19,326 left me to die. 1062 00:53:20,153 --> 00:53:21,850 Did I deserve that 1063 00:53:23,243 --> 00:53:27,247 because I stayed and fought while others ran? 1064 00:53:32,687 --> 00:53:33,906 I served this country 1065 00:53:34,036 --> 00:53:37,083 to protect your American right to hunt. 1066 00:53:39,738 --> 00:53:42,828 [determined music] 1067 00:53:50,749 --> 00:53:53,665 I say we exercise that right. 1068 00:53:53,795 --> 00:53:55,928 You see, now it feels like a hunting trip. 1069 00:53:56,058 --> 00:53:59,192 Fuck yeah. [arrow thuds] 1070 00:53:59,323 --> 00:54:00,498 Holy shit! 1071 00:54:01,586 --> 00:54:02,891 - Take cover! - Let's go. 1072 00:54:03,022 --> 00:54:04,302 We gotta get inside. - Wait, man! 1073 00:54:04,328 --> 00:54:06,721 - Come on! - Come on, come on. 1074 00:54:07,635 --> 00:54:09,071 - Shit! - They actually shot him 1075 00:54:09,202 --> 00:54:10,725 with a fucking arrow. 1076 00:54:10,856 --> 00:54:12,945 Someone lock the door! 1077 00:54:13,075 --> 00:54:14,227 We gotta get you to a hospital. 1078 00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:16,818 Bullshit! Push it through. 1079 00:54:16,949 --> 00:54:18,820 - What!? - Push it through? 1080 00:54:18,951 --> 00:54:21,190 If we pull it out, the broadhead will tear everything up. 1081 00:54:21,214 --> 00:54:25,349 We gotta push it through. All the way through. 1082 00:54:26,959 --> 00:54:27,959 [Karlos groans] 1083 00:54:28,003 --> 00:54:29,483 - [All] Oh! - Geez. 1084 00:54:32,921 --> 00:54:33,922 Well? 1085 00:54:35,968 --> 00:54:36,968 All right. I'll do it. 1086 00:54:37,012 --> 00:54:38,275 I'll do it. I'll do it. 1087 00:54:38,405 --> 00:54:39,493 Okay. You ready, bud? 1088 00:54:39,624 --> 00:54:40,929 - Yeah. Ow. - Sorry, sorry. 1089 00:54:41,060 --> 00:54:42,366 Okay. Okay. 1090 00:54:43,497 --> 00:54:44,498 Oh! Fuck. 1091 00:54:46,761 --> 00:54:48,067 [Ep gags] 1092 00:54:48,197 --> 00:54:49,557 No, I don't think I can do it, man. 1093 00:54:49,634 --> 00:54:51,154 Come on, man. Liquid balls, let's go. 1094 00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:52,898 Fuck. All right. 1095 00:54:55,770 --> 00:54:56,771 Ah! Ready! 1096 00:54:56,902 --> 00:54:58,643 - Oh, shit. - Come on. 1097 00:54:58,773 --> 00:55:00,558 Okay. Here we go, here we go. 1098 00:55:00,688 --> 00:55:03,517 [Karlos groans] - Oh, I can see the tip! 1099 00:55:03,648 --> 00:55:05,867 Almost! - Holy shit, man. 1100 00:55:10,611 --> 00:55:11,438 [arrow cracks] 1101 00:55:11,569 --> 00:55:13,527 Fuck. Oh fuck, oh fuck. 1102 00:55:16,574 --> 00:55:18,619 What the hell is that? 1103 00:55:19,881 --> 00:55:21,666 That's no broadhead. 1104 00:55:21,796 --> 00:55:22,971 Is that stone? 1105 00:55:24,277 --> 00:55:27,106 [Karlos grunts] 1106 00:55:30,022 --> 00:55:31,937 [roof thuds] [tense music] 1107 00:55:32,067 --> 00:55:34,940 - It's outside. - Grab the guns. 1108 00:55:39,205 --> 00:55:41,163 [leaves rustle] 1109 00:55:41,294 --> 00:55:42,469 Stay on my six. 1110 00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:43,794 Let's squash this fucking turd. 1111 00:55:43,818 --> 00:55:45,864 Ep, grab the fucking ammo. 1112 00:55:45,994 --> 00:55:47,909 - Why me? - 'Cause you're the bitch. 1113 00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:51,130 [thrilling music] 1114 00:56:07,755 --> 00:56:09,801 Shoo, you're fast for a fat man. 1115 00:56:09,931 --> 00:56:12,673 Wrong. I'm fat for a fast man. 1116 00:56:14,283 --> 00:56:16,198 I got the ammo. 1117 00:56:16,329 --> 00:56:17,678 Oh, good do you want me 1118 00:56:17,809 --> 00:56:20,942 to lick your crinkle star or something? 1119 00:56:21,073 --> 00:56:22,770 Fuck no, pack rat. 1120 00:56:23,902 --> 00:56:25,382 I brought it out for you guys. 1121 00:56:25,512 --> 00:56:27,072 Good. And you can carry it for us too. 1122 00:56:27,166 --> 00:56:29,734 You see anything, man? - No. 1123 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:33,085 You fucking carry it. 1124 00:56:33,215 --> 00:56:35,653 Oh, look. A fucking tough guy, huh? 1125 00:56:35,783 --> 00:56:37,002 Ow! You fucking twerp. 1126 00:56:37,132 --> 00:56:39,221 Hey, Egbert, stop embarrassing yourself. 1127 00:56:39,352 --> 00:56:40,962 Hey, Egbert, calm down, man. Come on. 1128 00:56:41,093 --> 00:56:42,834 Yeah, it's easy for you to say, Wes, 1129 00:56:42,964 --> 00:56:45,116 you haven't been treated like a piece of shit all week. 1130 00:56:45,140 --> 00:56:47,708 [Karlos and Buck chuckle] 1131 00:56:47,839 --> 00:56:48,927 That's funny, huh? 1132 00:56:49,057 --> 00:56:50,189 You know what, you bastards? 1133 00:56:50,319 --> 00:56:53,148 You two can go fuck each other. 1134 00:56:58,850 --> 00:57:00,155 Look at that. 1135 00:57:00,286 --> 00:57:02,046 You finally got some nuts in that hairy sack. 1136 00:57:02,157 --> 00:57:04,290 Okay, I'm sorry guys. 1137 00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:06,597 I just, uh- 1138 00:57:06,727 --> 00:57:07,748 No, don't ever apologize, Ep. 1139 00:57:07,772 --> 00:57:09,034 That's right. 1140 00:57:09,164 --> 00:57:10,359 You shove our shit right back into us 1141 00:57:10,383 --> 00:57:11,819 when we give it to you, buddy. 1142 00:57:11,950 --> 00:57:13,057 I guess, I guess you guys just pushed me 1143 00:57:13,081 --> 00:57:14,692 a little too hard. 1144 00:57:16,128 --> 00:57:18,565 I gotta tell you guys something. 1145 00:57:18,696 --> 00:57:21,263 That night at the bar, I went out to- 1146 00:57:21,394 --> 00:57:25,703 [rope whooshes] [dramatic music] 1147 00:57:25,833 --> 00:57:27,400 - Egbert? - Guys. 1148 00:57:28,270 --> 00:57:29,837 [Ep shrieks] - Egbert! 1149 00:57:29,968 --> 00:57:31,448 Ep! - Oh my God! 1150 00:57:32,623 --> 00:57:34,015 - Ep! - Ep! Ep! 1151 00:57:34,973 --> 00:57:36,714 Where'd he go? - What the hell? 1152 00:57:36,844 --> 00:57:37,889 - Ep! - Ep! 1153 00:57:38,019 --> 00:57:39,064 We're coming, buddy. 1154 00:57:39,194 --> 00:57:42,110 [dramatic music] 1155 00:57:43,024 --> 00:57:44,286 - Ep, where are you? - Fuck. 1156 00:57:44,417 --> 00:57:45,810 Is he okay? 1157 00:57:45,940 --> 00:57:48,639 [Buck] He's fine as peach fucking cobbler. 1158 00:57:48,769 --> 00:57:50,162 - Ep! - Ep! 1159 00:57:50,292 --> 00:57:51,946 Where is he? - Ep! 1160 00:57:52,817 --> 00:57:54,209 - Egbert! - Ep! 1161 00:57:56,690 --> 00:57:57,735 Ep! 1162 00:57:57,865 --> 00:57:59,432 - Shit. - Egbert! 1163 00:58:02,043 --> 00:58:05,351 [bird trills] - Guys. 1164 00:58:18,407 --> 00:58:21,019 [dark music] 1165 00:58:32,117 --> 00:58:33,118 Egbert! 1166 00:58:33,248 --> 00:58:35,076 [Buck] Ep, buddy. 1167 00:58:39,864 --> 00:58:42,257 - Hey, Egbert. - Ep, buddy. 1168 00:58:59,710 --> 00:59:00,841 [Buck] Ep? 1169 00:59:02,626 --> 00:59:03,757 Holy shit. 1170 00:59:06,717 --> 00:59:08,762 [guts squelch] 1171 00:59:08,893 --> 00:59:10,547 Egbert. Oh God. 1172 00:59:14,812 --> 00:59:18,555 [bones rattle softly] 1173 00:59:18,685 --> 00:59:20,513 What the fuck is this thing? 1174 00:59:20,644 --> 00:59:21,724 [Ep grunts] [dramatic music] 1175 00:59:21,775 --> 00:59:24,735 [all shout] - Jesus! 1176 00:59:26,127 --> 00:59:29,043 - Ep, buddy? - What the fuck? 1177 00:59:29,174 --> 00:59:32,612 [Ep's stomach rumbles] 1178 00:59:33,526 --> 00:59:36,224 Fuck. [Ep farts] 1179 00:59:36,355 --> 00:59:38,705 I guess he finally took that shit. 1180 00:59:38,836 --> 00:59:41,839 [creature growls] 1181 00:59:47,801 --> 00:59:50,717 [gunshots blast] 1182 00:59:53,938 --> 00:59:56,331 [creature howls eerily] 1183 00:59:56,462 --> 00:59:58,464 Where the fuck is it? 1184 01:00:00,074 --> 01:00:01,138 [gunshots blasting] - I'm out! 1185 01:00:01,162 --> 01:00:02,313 Let's get the hell outta here. 1186 01:00:02,337 --> 01:00:03,600 [J.B.] Fucking run! 1187 01:00:03,730 --> 01:00:04,730 Ah! 1188 01:00:06,820 --> 01:00:09,518 [tense music] 1189 01:00:11,869 --> 01:00:14,959 - You got the keys? - I got the fucking keys. 1190 01:00:15,089 --> 01:00:16,458 - It better start. - It'll fucking start. 1191 01:00:16,482 --> 01:00:17,522 It better fucking start. 1192 01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:18,397 It'll fucking start, fat ass. 1193 01:00:18,527 --> 01:00:21,182 [engine rumbles] 1194 01:00:22,444 --> 01:00:24,795 Oh, god. [engine roars] 1195 01:00:24,925 --> 01:00:29,626 [headlight shatters] - What the hell? 1196 01:00:31,715 --> 01:00:33,151 What the fuck? 1197 01:00:35,544 --> 01:00:37,938 Who the fuck's in there? 1198 01:00:40,724 --> 01:00:44,684 [Suburban groans and creaks] 1199 01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:47,644 Oh shit. 1200 01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:51,125 - Oh! - Oh shit! 1201 01:00:54,433 --> 01:00:55,477 Oh shit! 1202 01:01:00,613 --> 01:01:03,660 [explosion booms] 1203 01:01:08,229 --> 01:01:11,102 [fire crackling] 1204 01:01:12,494 --> 01:01:15,541 [desperate music] 1205 01:01:20,459 --> 01:01:21,590 The fuck? 1206 01:01:22,635 --> 01:01:23,875 [creature growls] [bones rattle] 1207 01:01:23,984 --> 01:01:25,856 Oh shit. Oh fuck. 1208 01:01:25,986 --> 01:01:27,335 [rifle clicks] 1209 01:01:27,466 --> 01:01:29,120 - We need ammo. - No fucking shit, man. 1210 01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:30,469 [tomahawk thuds] [bones rattle] 1211 01:01:30,599 --> 01:01:31,818 - Oh! - Holy fuck! 1212 01:01:31,949 --> 01:01:32,949 Shit! 1213 01:01:34,603 --> 01:01:37,737 [creature growls] 1214 01:01:39,478 --> 01:01:41,132 - Where is it? - It's gone. 1215 01:01:41,262 --> 01:01:42,916 Yeah and so is its tomahawk. 1216 01:01:43,047 --> 01:01:44,067 Don't be telling me this thing's a fucking Indian? 1217 01:01:44,091 --> 01:01:45,310 I ain't saying shit, okay? 1218 01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:46,635 Where's the rest of the ammo? 1219 01:01:46,659 --> 01:01:48,792 - In the corner. - Oh fuck! 1220 01:01:48,922 --> 01:01:50,794 - What's it want from us? - Shit! 1221 01:01:50,924 --> 01:01:52,989 Egbert must have grabbed it all, which means we're fucked. 1222 01:01:53,013 --> 01:01:54,536 Here. Here. 1223 01:01:54,667 --> 01:01:56,364 There's a dozen in there. 1224 01:01:56,495 --> 01:01:57,801 Get away from the door. 1225 01:01:57,931 --> 01:01:59,672 I'm just trying to look, man. 1226 01:01:59,803 --> 01:02:01,868 That thing flipped the 'Burban like it was a Matchbox car. 1227 01:02:01,892 --> 01:02:04,764 That door is made a pine lumber. 1228 01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:06,810 - Shit. - Fuck. 1229 01:02:09,769 --> 01:02:11,249 What the fuck was that thing? 1230 01:02:11,379 --> 01:02:13,077 I don't know. 1231 01:02:13,207 --> 01:02:14,487 But we're no longer the hunters. 1232 01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:16,000 You mean it's fucking coming back? 1233 01:02:16,036 --> 01:02:17,036 Oh yeah. 1234 01:02:17,124 --> 01:02:18,319 [J.B.] How can you be so sure? 1235 01:02:18,343 --> 01:02:19,039 Because we're still breathing. 1236 01:02:19,170 --> 01:02:20,693 What's the plan, guys? 1237 01:02:20,824 --> 01:02:22,869 This may surprise you, but I say we run for it. 1238 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,262 No, no. We'll end up like Ep. 1239 01:02:24,392 --> 01:02:26,090 No. Only the slowest one of us. 1240 01:02:26,220 --> 01:02:27,526 Come on, Buck. 1241 01:02:27,656 --> 01:02:29,746 Hey, it's survival of the fittest, fucker. 1242 01:02:29,876 --> 01:02:31,486 I have an idea. 1243 01:02:32,574 --> 01:02:34,228 In Lebanon- - Here we go again. 1244 01:02:34,359 --> 01:02:36,753 We took cover in a metal warehouse 1245 01:02:36,883 --> 01:02:38,798 where the rebels set up a booby trap for us. 1246 01:02:38,929 --> 01:02:39,930 Okay. 1247 01:02:40,060 --> 01:02:42,628 Wired electricity to it. 1248 01:02:42,759 --> 01:02:44,599 One poor bastard, a private from West Virginia, 1249 01:02:44,630 --> 01:02:47,285 he leaned up next to the exterior wall and it, uh, 1250 01:02:47,415 --> 01:02:49,287 and it, uh- - And it what? 1251 01:02:49,417 --> 01:02:51,593 And it sealed him to it. 1252 01:02:51,724 --> 01:02:53,465 The fuck? What the fuck? 1253 01:02:53,595 --> 01:02:56,598 Charred him like a slab of bacon. 1254 01:02:56,729 --> 01:02:59,601 That fucker set up a trap for Egbert. 1255 01:02:59,732 --> 01:03:01,299 I say we return the favor. 1256 01:03:01,429 --> 01:03:02,517 Fuck yeah. 1257 01:03:02,648 --> 01:03:05,651 We're not the Ghostbusters, Karlos. 1258 01:03:06,521 --> 01:03:09,046 You have a better solution? 1259 01:03:11,352 --> 01:03:14,834 [dark determined music] 1260 01:03:19,186 --> 01:03:21,841 [fabric rips] 1261 01:03:24,278 --> 01:03:26,977 [wire rattles] 1262 01:03:36,856 --> 01:03:39,903 [hammer thuds] 1263 01:03:40,033 --> 01:03:42,253 Hey, Buck, Someone's gotta rig that generator. 1264 01:03:42,383 --> 01:03:43,950 - Generator's outside. - Yeah, no shit. 1265 01:03:44,081 --> 01:03:45,734 Well, you fucking do it, man. 1266 01:03:45,865 --> 01:03:47,408 Well, you always bragging about how you the fastest. 1267 01:03:47,432 --> 01:03:48,955 - Fuck. - Nah. 1268 01:03:49,086 --> 01:03:50,739 I need you thinking clear. 1269 01:03:50,870 --> 01:03:55,005 If I'm thinking clear, I'm not going out there. Huh? 1270 01:03:55,135 --> 01:03:59,531 [dark determined music continues] 1271 01:04:23,903 --> 01:04:26,514 [door thuds] 1272 01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:31,519 [fire crackling] 1273 01:04:40,833 --> 01:04:43,967 [insects chirping] 1274 01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:48,667 [beer splashing] 1275 01:05:01,245 --> 01:05:03,203 All right, so you're telling me 1276 01:05:03,334 --> 01:05:06,163 I wait for it to touch the cage and I pull this. 1277 01:05:06,293 --> 01:05:07,816 And then it will fry its ass. 1278 01:05:07,947 --> 01:05:09,387 It's not cutting it a little close? 1279 01:05:09,514 --> 01:05:11,342 What do you guys think this thing is? 1280 01:05:11,472 --> 01:05:13,170 You've asked that already. 1281 01:05:13,300 --> 01:05:14,538 No one's given me an answer, so I'm gonna keep on asking. 1282 01:05:14,562 --> 01:05:16,216 It's a fucking forest demon. 1283 01:05:16,347 --> 01:05:19,350 I mean, where did it come from? 1284 01:05:21,308 --> 01:05:23,223 What if it doesn't come back? Huh? 1285 01:05:23,354 --> 01:05:27,619 What if it waits us out? Wait's for us to go outside. 1286 01:05:27,749 --> 01:05:29,142 We only got 12 beers left. 1287 01:05:29,273 --> 01:05:31,971 Is that all you fucking think about? 1288 01:05:32,102 --> 01:05:33,342 No, I think about your sister 1289 01:05:33,451 --> 01:05:35,105 and her saucy bottom bits too. 1290 01:05:35,235 --> 01:05:36,758 One more word about my sister 1291 01:05:36,889 --> 01:05:39,457 and I'll cut your fucking AIDS-riddled dick off. 1292 01:05:39,587 --> 01:05:42,242 [snaps] What was her name again? 1293 01:05:42,373 --> 01:05:46,899 - You're such an asshole. - Can you guys please shut up? 1294 01:05:47,030 --> 01:05:47,856 [can clatters] 1295 01:05:47,987 --> 01:05:48,987 11. 1296 01:05:49,728 --> 01:05:51,034 Buck, J.B., 1297 01:05:52,426 --> 01:05:55,081 I've been an awful friend of you guys and I'm sorry. 1298 01:05:55,212 --> 01:05:56,572 These last few years I've just been 1299 01:05:56,691 --> 01:05:57,973 so focused on keeping Carly happy- 1300 01:05:57,997 --> 01:05:59,651 - Oh shit. - What? 1301 01:06:00,739 --> 01:06:02,306 This is the part 1302 01:06:02,436 --> 01:06:04,240 where we all say something meaningful before we die? 1303 01:06:04,264 --> 01:06:07,224 'Cause if I'm being honest, I don't give a fuck. 1304 01:06:07,354 --> 01:06:08,486 I, I don't want to hear it. 1305 01:06:08,616 --> 01:06:09,922 And it would please me greatly 1306 01:06:10,053 --> 01:06:12,098 if you would shut the fuck up. 1307 01:06:12,229 --> 01:06:14,796 [toy chimes] 1308 01:06:16,059 --> 01:06:19,105 Oh, good. Simon forgot his Simon. 1309 01:06:20,541 --> 01:06:21,934 It's broken. 1310 01:06:22,979 --> 01:06:26,112 No. [dark music] 1311 01:06:26,243 --> 01:06:27,244 It's here. 1312 01:06:29,550 --> 01:06:34,773 [toy beeps] [static crackles indistinctly] 1313 01:06:35,513 --> 01:06:36,513 The fuck? 1314 01:06:41,823 --> 01:06:45,349 That things not broken. It's possessed. 1315 01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:49,918 [static voice crackles indistinctly] 1316 01:06:50,049 --> 01:06:51,659 What's it saying? 1317 01:06:54,097 --> 01:06:55,098 [toy speaks demonically] 1318 01:06:55,228 --> 01:06:57,448 [roof thuds] 1319 01:06:57,578 --> 01:06:59,624 It's on the roof. 1320 01:06:59,754 --> 01:07:01,495 Oh, oh, oh fuck. 1321 01:07:03,889 --> 01:07:05,543 - Fuck. - Oh shit. 1322 01:07:07,153 --> 01:07:09,373 It's playing with us with. 1323 01:07:09,503 --> 01:07:13,986 [creature growls] We're it's prey. 1324 01:07:15,205 --> 01:07:16,205 You gotta be patient. 1325 01:07:16,249 --> 01:07:17,903 He's trying to lure us outside. 1326 01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:22,255 It's just like back in fucking Lebanon-[grunts] 1327 01:07:22,386 --> 01:07:23,561 K-Karlos? 1328 01:07:29,306 --> 01:07:31,699 - Oh fuck! - Oh fuck. 1329 01:07:31,830 --> 01:07:32,830 Oh shit. 1330 01:07:33,875 --> 01:07:34,659 [gunshot blasts] 1331 01:07:34,789 --> 01:07:36,182 [Karlos' head squelches] 1332 01:07:36,313 --> 01:07:37,313 Fuck. 1333 01:07:39,446 --> 01:07:42,014 [eerie music] 1334 01:07:44,451 --> 01:07:48,629 Guys, on the tomahawk, it's Star's necklace. 1335 01:07:49,804 --> 01:07:51,502 [creature roars] 1336 01:07:51,632 --> 01:07:53,721 Oh, Jesus. - Holy shit! 1337 01:07:55,288 --> 01:07:57,377 Pull the rope, Buck! 1338 01:07:57,508 --> 01:08:00,163 Fucking pull it! - I'm trying! 1339 01:08:01,120 --> 01:08:02,120 Come on, Buck. 1340 01:08:02,165 --> 01:08:04,776 Start, you son of a bitch! 1341 01:08:05,820 --> 01:08:07,605 [generator rumbles] 1342 01:08:07,735 --> 01:08:11,174 [electricity crackles] 1343 01:08:14,220 --> 01:08:15,221 Guys! 1344 01:08:17,049 --> 01:08:18,659 Oh fuck, oh fuck. 1345 01:08:19,399 --> 01:08:22,968 [all breathing heavily] 1346 01:08:23,925 --> 01:08:26,667 You guys see it? - Did it work? 1347 01:08:28,278 --> 01:08:29,496 Now for my original plan. 1348 01:08:29,627 --> 01:08:32,673 [thrilling music] 1349 01:08:34,588 --> 01:08:35,589 Fuck. 1350 01:08:37,461 --> 01:08:41,073 [ethereal ominous music] 1351 01:08:43,684 --> 01:08:47,035 [creature crackles] 1352 01:08:47,166 --> 01:08:50,213 [heart squelches] 1353 01:09:02,703 --> 01:09:05,706 [creature snarls] 1354 01:09:13,627 --> 01:09:14,846 - Ow! - Shit. 1355 01:09:15,890 --> 01:09:17,979 Get off your ass, man. 1356 01:09:18,850 --> 01:09:22,201 [creature roars] - Shit. 1357 01:09:22,332 --> 01:09:24,812 Where is that fucking coming from? 1358 01:09:24,943 --> 01:09:25,813 Guys? 1359 01:09:25,944 --> 01:09:28,120 It's fucking with us. 1360 01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:32,472 Shit. 1361 01:09:32,603 --> 01:09:33,734 Hey, come on. Come on. 1362 01:09:33,865 --> 01:09:35,214 Holy, guys. 1363 01:09:42,656 --> 01:09:43,656 Hey Buck! 1364 01:09:45,006 --> 01:09:46,027 We're almost to the lake. 1365 01:09:46,051 --> 01:09:47,966 - Buck, it's Leslie. - What!? 1366 01:09:48,096 --> 01:09:50,055 - My sister's name. - No, fucking shit man. 1367 01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:51,404 [Buck grunts] 1368 01:09:51,535 --> 01:09:52,840 That's for Leslie. 1369 01:09:52,971 --> 01:09:55,582 J.B., you traitorous fuck! 1370 01:09:55,713 --> 01:09:58,455 [Buck shrieks] 1371 01:09:59,543 --> 01:10:00,979 [creature growls] - Oh shit! 1372 01:10:01,109 --> 01:10:02,937 What the fuck, the fuck is that? 1373 01:10:03,068 --> 01:10:05,853 [crows cawing] 1374 01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:09,857 [gunshot blasts] 1375 01:10:09,988 --> 01:10:15,167 [Buck grunts] [bones rattle] 1376 01:10:15,776 --> 01:10:16,951 Ow. Fuck me. 1377 01:10:18,736 --> 01:10:21,391 [dark music] 1378 01:10:28,093 --> 01:10:30,922 [earth rumbles] 1379 01:10:38,146 --> 01:10:40,845 [tense music] 1380 01:10:49,767 --> 01:10:51,116 Wes? 1381 01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:52,335 Where's Buck? 1382 01:10:52,465 --> 01:10:54,206 He wasn't fast enough. 1383 01:10:54,337 --> 01:10:56,034 - That thing killed Star. - What? 1384 01:10:56,164 --> 01:10:57,949 H-her necklace was around the tomahawk. 1385 01:10:58,079 --> 01:10:59,759 Wes, what the are you talking about, man? 1386 01:10:59,820 --> 01:11:01,145 Hey, listen to me. We're gonna take that boat, 1387 01:11:01,169 --> 01:11:02,693 we're gonna paddle across the lake 1388 01:11:02,823 --> 01:11:04,018 and there's a road on the other side that goes back into town. 1389 01:11:04,042 --> 01:11:05,454 - No. I don't wanna die, dude. - Hey! Hey! 1390 01:11:05,478 --> 01:11:07,175 I'm gonna get you across the lake, okay? 1391 01:11:09,613 --> 01:11:11,484 [J.B. breathing shakily] 1392 01:11:11,615 --> 01:11:14,661 [water sloshing] 1393 01:11:14,792 --> 01:11:16,359 [J.B.] Oh shit. 1394 01:11:19,536 --> 01:11:23,496 [both grunting and groaning] 1395 01:11:34,246 --> 01:11:36,204 [creature growling] 1396 01:11:36,335 --> 01:11:37,335 Oh shit. 1397 01:11:40,948 --> 01:11:42,254 Oh shit, Wes. 1398 01:11:43,777 --> 01:11:45,562 Eyes forward. Keep paddling. 1399 01:11:45,692 --> 01:11:46,693 Oh shit. 1400 01:11:48,782 --> 01:11:50,306 Oh God. It's gone. 1401 01:11:52,569 --> 01:11:54,875 We're almost there. 1402 01:11:55,006 --> 01:11:58,052 Faster, man. Fucking faster. 1403 01:11:58,183 --> 01:12:00,751 [boat thuds] 1404 01:12:03,580 --> 01:12:06,626 [water whooshing] 1405 01:12:07,584 --> 01:12:08,585 Shit. 1406 01:12:15,156 --> 01:12:17,768 [dark music] 1407 01:12:24,514 --> 01:12:26,907 [creature moans hauntingly] 1408 01:12:27,038 --> 01:12:29,997 Oh fuck, Wes, it's spinning us. 1409 01:12:30,128 --> 01:12:31,477 What the fuck? 1410 01:12:32,217 --> 01:12:35,176 Oh fuck. [groans] 1411 01:12:37,091 --> 01:12:39,050 [creature hisses] Fuck! Shit! 1412 01:12:39,180 --> 01:12:40,399 Shit, shit, shit, shit. 1413 01:12:40,530 --> 01:12:43,097 Oh God. We're gonna die. 1414 01:12:43,228 --> 01:12:44,597 - Hey, hey- - We're gonna fucking die 1415 01:12:44,621 --> 01:12:45,404 out here, man. - Hey. 1416 01:12:45,535 --> 01:12:46,971 Hey, look at me. 1417 01:12:47,101 --> 01:12:48,601 What did I tell you? No one's dying out here. 1418 01:12:48,625 --> 01:12:49,365 I'm not gonna let anything happen- 1419 01:12:49,495 --> 01:12:52,411 [J.B. screams] 1420 01:12:52,542 --> 01:12:54,108 Wes! Wes! 1421 01:12:54,239 --> 01:12:55,240 Fuck! 1422 01:13:00,332 --> 01:13:02,813 Shit, shit, shit, shit. Shit. 1423 01:13:15,565 --> 01:13:19,220 [J.B. breathing heavily] 1424 01:13:31,145 --> 01:13:34,366 [water splashing] [footsteps thudding] 1425 01:13:34,497 --> 01:13:36,107 [creature snarls] 1426 01:13:36,237 --> 01:13:40,720 Oh shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 1427 01:13:46,334 --> 01:13:48,989 What the fuck do you want?! 1428 01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:50,469 What are you?! 1429 01:13:59,565 --> 01:14:01,001 Impossible. 1430 01:14:01,132 --> 01:14:02,133 I... 1431 01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:08,574 [glass shatters] 1432 01:14:08,705 --> 01:14:09,880 [door knocks] 1433 01:14:10,010 --> 01:14:11,229 Who's in there? 1434 01:14:11,359 --> 01:14:16,843 J.B.? [scoffs] Shit. [train horn blares] 1435 01:14:17,583 --> 01:14:18,845 I watched you die. 1436 01:14:18,976 --> 01:14:22,762 [bear trap thuds] Oh, fuck! 1437 01:14:23,850 --> 01:14:25,373 You squaw bitch! 1438 01:14:28,812 --> 01:14:31,554 [bones rattle] 1439 01:14:34,252 --> 01:14:35,775 [tomahawk thuds] [thunder rumbles] 1440 01:14:35,906 --> 01:14:39,213 [laughs] You missed. 1441 01:14:45,263 --> 01:14:48,222 [blood dripping] 1442 01:14:53,837 --> 01:14:54,968 You'll take no more. 1443 01:14:55,099 --> 01:14:57,797 [knife thuds] 1444 01:15:00,539 --> 01:15:03,411 [thunder booms] 1445 01:15:05,370 --> 01:15:08,155 [bones rattle] 1446 01:15:13,726 --> 01:15:14,726 Star? 1447 01:15:17,425 --> 01:15:20,603 How did I not know that J.B.- [grunts] 1448 01:15:20,733 --> 01:15:24,520 [Wes gasping and gurgling] 1449 01:15:31,788 --> 01:15:32,788 Please. 1450 01:15:34,181 --> 01:15:36,967 [gentle music] 1451 01:15:46,890 --> 01:15:50,589 [creature exhales slowly] 1452 01:16:02,296 --> 01:16:05,909 [creature growls softly] 1453 01:16:08,868 --> 01:16:09,869 [chain rattles] 1454 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:12,829 [water splashing] 1455 01:16:35,329 --> 01:16:38,071 [folksy music] 1456 01:16:39,333 --> 01:16:43,555 ♪ Tell me who will believe your excuses ♪ 1457 01:16:43,686 --> 01:16:48,299 ♪ Who's gonna swallow all your lies ♪ 1458 01:16:50,214 --> 01:16:51,234 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 1459 01:16:51,258 --> 01:16:52,608 - Shit. - Oh, oh. 1460 01:16:57,090 --> 01:16:58,439 What the hell happened to you? 1461 01:16:58,570 --> 01:17:00,224 - Wes! - Simon. 1462 01:17:00,354 --> 01:17:02,008 Oh, you made it to town? 1463 01:17:02,139 --> 01:17:04,837 No, I got super fucking lost. The sheriff found me. 1464 01:17:04,968 --> 01:17:06,709 Where is everybody? 1465 01:17:06,839 --> 01:17:08,493 Wes, what happened? 1466 01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:09,973 Yo, what the fuck was that thing? 1467 01:17:10,103 --> 01:17:12,889 - It was um, man, it- - A bear. 1468 01:17:15,239 --> 01:17:17,023 It's always a bear. 1469 01:17:20,113 --> 01:17:23,813 ♪ Well that judge on judgment day is friends ♪ 1470 01:17:23,943 --> 01:17:26,685 [engine roars] 1471 01:17:37,957 --> 01:17:40,394 [woodpecker hammers] [birds chirp and sing] 1472 01:17:40,525 --> 01:17:43,397 [wind rustling] 1473 01:17:50,317 --> 01:17:51,928 [upbeat pop music] 1474 01:17:52,058 --> 01:17:54,017 ♪ I'm a sexual vessel 1475 01:17:54,147 --> 01:17:56,367 ♪ I like to push buttons 1476 01:17:56,497 --> 01:17:58,935 [car whooshes] 1477 01:17:59,065 --> 01:18:03,722 [protesters rabbling and chanting] 1478 01:18:03,853 --> 01:18:06,551 [horn blares] 1479 01:18:07,421 --> 01:18:09,554 [Protesters] Meat is murder! 1480 01:18:09,685 --> 01:18:12,513 Meat is murder! Meat is murder! 1481 01:18:14,472 --> 01:18:16,779 Meat is murder! Meat is murder! 1482 01:18:16,909 --> 01:18:19,912 I love animals. They're delicious. 1483 01:18:20,043 --> 01:18:21,305 Oh yeah? 1484 01:18:21,435 --> 01:18:23,568 You wanna eat something? Eat a dick. 1485 01:18:23,699 --> 01:18:26,092 - Meat is murder! - Bitch. 1486 01:18:26,223 --> 01:18:27,659 [Protesters] Meat is murder! 1487 01:18:27,790 --> 01:18:29,269 Holy shit. 1488 01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:30,594 When's the camp? We almost hit that fucking deer. 1489 01:18:30,618 --> 01:18:32,055 It was pretty damn close. 1490 01:18:32,185 --> 01:18:35,232 I need alcohol in my belly. Now. [laughs] 1491 01:18:35,362 --> 01:18:37,277 - Hey. - Oh, let's get, 1492 01:18:37,408 --> 01:18:38,409 let's get the bottle. 1493 01:18:38,539 --> 01:18:39,671 Let's get fucked up, boys. 1494 01:18:39,802 --> 01:18:41,455 - Oh yeah. - Fuck yes. 1495 01:18:41,586 --> 01:18:42,587 Let's do it. 1496 01:18:42,718 --> 01:18:44,023 Let me get four lo-cal shots 1497 01:18:44,154 --> 01:18:47,070 and four of those hard seltzers. 1498 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:48,724 [dramatic music] - Oh, hey boys. 1499 01:18:48,854 --> 01:18:52,815 [whistles] Check out Pocahotness. 1500 01:18:52,945 --> 01:18:54,294 Welcome to Deer Camp. 1501 01:18:54,425 --> 01:18:57,776 [dark brooding music] 1502 01:19:21,191 --> 01:19:25,412 [dark brooding music continues] 1503 01:19:32,811 --> 01:19:35,640 [walkie hisses] 1504 01:19:55,660 --> 01:19:58,184 [toy beeps] 1505 01:20:00,186 --> 01:20:02,754 [dark music] 1506 01:20:08,455 --> 01:20:11,284 [table rattles] 1507 01:20:15,375 --> 01:20:18,030 [rowdy music] 1508 01:20:31,130 --> 01:20:32,262 ♪ It was a hot summer's day 1509 01:20:32,392 --> 01:20:33,785 ♪ I was lookin' to play 1510 01:20:33,916 --> 01:20:38,877 ♪ And the radio, it was turning me on ♪ 1511 01:20:41,184 --> 01:20:42,620 ♪ And the music from the speakers ♪ 1512 01:20:42,750 --> 01:20:44,448 ♪ Took my heart and made it cleaner ♪ 1513 01:20:44,578 --> 01:20:48,887 ♪ I dreamt the radio, and they were playing my song ♪ 1514 01:20:51,455 --> 01:20:56,808 ♪ Yeah, rock 'n' roll, It's in my soul, aw yeah ♪ 1515 01:21:01,247 --> 01:21:06,600 ♪ Yeah, rock 'n' roll, its in my soul, aw yeah ♪ 1516 01:21:18,569 --> 01:21:20,788 [audio beeps] [static crackles] 1517 01:21:20,919 --> 01:21:22,747 [subdued music] 1518 01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:24,575 [Announcer] Don't clean your gutters 1519 01:21:24,705 --> 01:21:27,360 because fall isn't the only thing leaves could do this year. 1520 01:21:27,491 --> 01:21:28,666 [ladder clatters] 1521 01:21:28,796 --> 01:21:29,885 Ugh. Ugh. 1522 01:21:31,799 --> 01:21:34,367 Don't let this happen to you. 1523 01:21:34,498 --> 01:21:37,501 Safety matters. Stay off ladders. 1524 01:21:39,068 --> 01:21:41,853 Never clean your gutters again with The Rhino Gutter Guards. 1525 01:21:41,984 --> 01:21:45,248 If you have to clean your gutters in the next 20 years, 1526 01:21:45,378 --> 01:21:48,294 we will give you your money back. 1527 01:21:49,687 --> 01:21:51,167 [Announcer] Call Rhino Gutter Guards 1528 01:21:51,210 --> 01:21:53,125 and protect yourself and your gutters. 1529 01:21:53,256 --> 01:21:55,954 Gutters were invented in 1500 BC. 1530 01:21:56,085 --> 01:21:58,478 With our innovative technology at Rhino Guards, 1531 01:21:58,609 --> 01:22:01,568 they stand as one of the greatest inventions of all time. 1532 01:22:01,699 --> 01:22:04,397 [Announcer] Get The Rhino and stay off ladders. 1533 01:22:04,528 --> 01:22:08,967 Leave ladders to the pros at Rhino Gutter Guards. 1534 01:22:09,098 --> 01:22:12,405 Call Rhino Gutter Guards now at 888-40-Rhino. 1535 01:22:12,536 --> 01:22:16,714 That's toll free at 888-40-Rhino. Call now. 1536 01:22:16,844 --> 01:22:19,630 [mellow music] 1537 01:22:26,115 --> 01:22:27,135 [Clapper Loader] Four. Charlie Chaplin. 1538 01:22:27,159 --> 01:22:28,160 Take two, Mark. 1539 01:22:28,291 --> 01:22:29,770 Hey, let's not hit Buford. 1540 01:22:29,901 --> 01:22:32,382 He was actually really interested in the gutters. 1541 01:22:32,512 --> 01:22:33,731 Gutter guards. 1542 01:22:33,861 --> 01:22:34,926 [Buford] Fuck your gutters, boy. 1543 01:22:34,950 --> 01:22:35,733 [Buck] Whoa. 1544 01:22:35,863 --> 01:22:37,517 Egbert, shut up. 1545 01:22:37,648 --> 01:22:39,234 Don't you talk about his gutters like that. 1546 01:22:39,258 --> 01:22:41,869 [all laugh] 1547 01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:43,717 Dude, you took the words right out of my mouth. 1548 01:22:43,741 --> 01:22:46,309 I was about to fucking say that shit. 1549 01:22:46,439 --> 01:22:51,270 ♪ Wanna see through whatever it is ♪ 1550 01:22:51,401 --> 01:22:53,838 ♪ Hunger pains for power 1551 01:22:53,969 --> 01:22:56,101 [Buford] Fuck your gutters. 1552 01:22:56,232 --> 01:22:57,320 Um, okay. 1553 01:22:58,974 --> 01:23:00,584 Egbert, shut up. 1554 01:23:00,714 --> 01:23:01,933 No. 1555 01:23:02,064 --> 01:23:03,369 I'll fuck my gutters, uh... 1556 01:23:03,500 --> 01:23:06,024 [all laugh] 1557 01:23:07,765 --> 01:23:11,812 ♪ Getting accustomed to equity 1558 01:23:11,943 --> 01:23:13,640 ♪ Love doesn't make me weak 1559 01:23:13,771 --> 01:23:15,773 ♪ Not a Desdemona on my knees 1560 01:23:15,903 --> 01:23:19,646 ♪ I'm trying to be better 1561 01:23:21,300 --> 01:23:23,911 Fuck you, fucking asshole. 1562 01:23:26,175 --> 01:23:29,569 [Ep breathes heavily] 1563 01:23:33,312 --> 01:23:37,229 Did I miss something? [chuckles] 1564 01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:39,101 Wait a minute-[laughs] 1565 01:23:39,231 --> 01:23:41,755 [all laugh] 1566 01:23:42,843 --> 01:23:44,323 [Wes] How is that even possible? 1567 01:23:44,454 --> 01:23:45,933 ♪ Hold my tongue 1568 01:23:46,064 --> 01:23:51,200 ♪ Don't want you to find out just how much I care ♪ 1569 01:23:52,331 --> 01:23:53,613 ♪ Don't live for you, but believe me ♪ 1570 01:23:53,637 --> 01:23:55,508 ♪ Life is anything but easy 1571 01:23:55,639 --> 01:24:00,078 ♪ You make it more than bearable ♪ 1572 01:24:00,209 --> 01:24:01,993 ♪ I don't need you, but I love you ♪ 1573 01:24:02,124 --> 01:24:04,082 ♪ And I love that I don't need you ♪ 1574 01:24:04,213 --> 01:24:08,043 ♪ And you're someone worth fighting for ♪ 1575 01:24:08,173 --> 01:24:12,264 ♪ Getting accustomed to equity 1576 01:24:12,395 --> 01:24:14,136 ♪ Love doesn't make me weak 1577 01:24:14,266 --> 01:24:16,268 ♪ Not a Desdemona on my knees 1578 01:24:16,399 --> 01:24:21,665 ♪ I'm trying to be better 1579 01:24:22,579 --> 01:24:24,276 ♪ Guilty pains are pressing 1580 01:24:24,407 --> 01:24:29,107 ♪ I'm repressing the expressing, afraid to let you in ♪ 1581 01:24:30,413 --> 01:24:32,197 ♪ I don't need you, but I love you ♪ 1582 01:24:32,328 --> 01:24:34,417 ♪ And I love that I don't need you ♪ 1583 01:24:34,547 --> 01:24:38,290 ♪ And you're someone worth fighting for ♪ 1584 01:24:38,421 --> 01:24:42,512 ♪ Getting accustomed to equity 1585 01:24:42,642 --> 01:24:44,383 ♪ Love doesn't make me weak 1586 01:24:44,514 --> 01:24:46,559 ♪ Not a Desdemona on my knees 1587 01:24:46,690 --> 01:24:51,173 ♪ I'm trying to be better 1588 01:24:51,303 --> 01:24:52,957 ♪ Love doesn't make me weak 1589 01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:54,741 ♪ Lower stakes is not maturity 1590 01:24:54,872 --> 01:25:00,182 ♪ You make me admit I could be better ♪ 1591 01:25:01,096 --> 01:25:04,882 ♪ Better 1592 01:25:05,012 --> 01:25:08,973 ♪ With you I'm, with you I'm, 1593 01:25:09,104 --> 01:25:13,020 ♪ With you I'm, with you I'm 1594 01:25:13,151 --> 01:25:17,024 ♪ Just a little bit better 108014

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