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♪ Love, exciting and new ♪

♪ come aboard ♪

♪ we're expecting you ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ life's sweetest reward ♪

♪ let it flow ♪

♪ it floats back to you ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ soon will be making another run ♪

♪ the love boat ♪

♪ promises something for everyone ♪

♪ set a course for adventure ♪

♪ your mind on a new romance ♪

♪ and love ♪

♪ won't hurt anymore ♪

♪ it's an open smile ♪

♪ on a friendly shore ♪

♪ it's love ♪

♪ welcome aboard it's love ♪

I still don't think you should take this trip.

I just have to get away, Harry.

Now remember, you don't need any new romances.

That Lee Marvin decision is murder for wealthy guys like you.

After all, the court made you pay off your last live-in girlfriend

almost half a million bucks.

I know, I signed the check.

As your lawyer, I'm warning you that--

it won't happen again.

Good, but just in case...

Take these.

And before you even shake hands with a girl,

be sure she signs one of these releases freeing you of any legal obligations.

I'll see you next week.

Don't forget, no girls, no nothing.

And, oh-- enjoy yourself.

Oh sir, listen, let me give you a hand.

Oh, thanks.

But what I could really use is a leg.

Well, what happened?

Car accident... With some crazy woman driver.

I just want to enjoy this trip and forget the whole thing.

I'm Dr. Bricker. Just call me if you need anything.

Uh, that, you've gotta get yourself.

Oh!

Oh!

I'm so sorry. That was my fault.

It's quite all right.

Oh, no, no. Karen Ellison.

-Not you here. -Don Barry?

I don't believe it.

This is the nut that rammed into my car and broke my leg!

Now she's trying to get yours!

That was your fault, not mine!

Listen, why don't I just show you your cabin.

Do you know that you caused me the most terrifying experience of my life.

I may never drive a car again.

Every pedestrian in america will light a candle.

Good, then maybe you'll be able to see the road better.

Welcome aboard the hate boat.

[Julie] Hello, welcome aboard.

How do I find my cabin? My name is massey--

well, Mr. Massey, welcome aboard.

Uh, never mind. Can you help me, miss?

Uh, it's promenade 110, through those doors and left.

Thank you.

Why do you suppose he was avoiding me?

I guess he just prefers a younger woman.

Oh.

Say, over there, with the captain. Isn't that--

it is! That's Mark Redding.

The singer?

Yes.

Where?

This way please.

Sure.

Oh, no. Here he comes. Oh, my hair's a mess. Am I wearing lipstick?

Relax, you're fine. You're the younger woman, remember?

I'd like to have you meet our cruise director, Julie McCoy.

Hi, Julie.

How do you do.

Please call me Mark.

Okay.

-And this is my daughter, Vicki. -Hey Vicki.

-[Gasps] -How's it going?

Well, uh, perhaps you'd like to take Mr. Redding for one of your deluxe tours?

Uh, I guess I could find some time.

Well, Vicki, if you're too busy, I'm sure that I could, uh--

can I call you Mark?

Sure.

[Ship horn blowing]

[Cheering]

Oh, can little me sign your cast as well?

Oh, I don't need your pen.

I'll get a knife and carve it.

Sorry, there's no more room. So many other girls, you know how it is.

I'd be happy to carve it on the other leg.

Thanks, but I'm paying enough getting the first one fixed.

Well, with all the money you're collecting from your insurance claim,

you could buy a bionic leg.

With you around, I'd probably need one.

Look, you're still better off than I am.

You've made me a nervous wreck.

Look how my hands shake.

Well, it looks like you two have stopped fighting.

Have you become friends now?

Friends? With him?

I'd rather be friends with Frankenstein.

He's perfect for you. His parts are replaceable.

Look, this is a big ship,

why don't you each choose alternate decks?

Good idea.

I'm going down to the cardroom.

I only telling you that so you won't run me down again.

You'll recognize me. I'll be the one with the red carnation on his cast.

Oh, hi. I hope you're having a good time.

Let me know if there's anything I can do to help you to enjoy your cruise.

Uh...

I already gave.

You know, this boat is much bigger than I thought it was gonna be.

Yeah, it's like a floating city.

Now you've seen the whole ship. And this is your cabin.

Oh, great.

You know the pool up on the deck looks like a lot of fun.

Why don't you meet me up there in about 15 minutes?

Huh?

Unless you got another date?

[Gasps] Oh, no, 15 minutes.

At the pool. That'll be fine.

You're a sweetheart.

See you then.

Oh, Vicki, how'd you get along with Mark Redding?

Honey, this is your father.

The captain.

Remember, we met earlier.

Oh, I'm sorry, captain, merrill.

I was thinking of something else.

Hmm.

Dad.

Mm-hmm.

You were much older than mom, weren't you?

That's right.

How much older?

Oh, six or seven years.

But it didn't make any difference, did it?

No, it's very common.

It usually works out better when the man is older.

I agree totally.

You do?

Mm-hmm.

There sure are a lot of good-looking ladies this trip.

Mmm.

Say, you oughta be out there socializing.

No way. The only friendships I could be interested in are with men.

Huh?

Oh?

Oh, you don't understand.

But I do, I'm a doctor.

But then again, I really don't.

No, you see, men are decent.

What you see is what you get.

But them?

Look closely.

Each one of them has this invisible wire

pulling you right into the courtroom.

They should be forced to wear price tags

just like everything else you have to pay for.

Pay for?

I think you have the wrong idea about the cruise business.

The only thing I ring up is drinks.

The best things in life are free.

Free?

Look at this canceled check.

That's what the court made me pay my last girlfriend.

Four hundred and sixty... [Clears throat]

...thousand dollars.

That's more than I made all week.

I keep that to remind me not to get involved

and there are other things in life beside girls.

See ya.

I sure hope he's wrong.

Me too.

If guys start giving up girls, we're gonna be out of business.

The love boat will become a bait barge.

[Humming]

[Gasps] Oh!

[Exclaims]

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Why do I keep doing these terrible things?

That's okay, you just made a lot of fish very happy.

Well, at least let me pay for them.

No, no, no, that's okay. [Chuckles]

But you could do me one favor.

Uh, stay right here. Don't move.

Give me a ten second head start, okay?

[Sighs]

Oh!

Thanks.

You waiting to see the doctor?

Yeah, he's gonna check my cast.

I guess it's a bit difficult to get around on that thing.

Oh, not really. I just have to watch out for stray bowling balls.

Well, it's good that you can joke about it.

I can't complain. Thanks to the insurance company, I get a free vacation.

With the two of us off the road,

so is the automobile club.

-What do you mean? This was my first accident. -First?

Well, uh... maybe the second.

Now really, how many accidents have you had?

Um... four.

Four?

How many accidents have you had?

Oh... just a few more than you.

Oh. Then I guess it was inevitable that we would run into each other.

[Chuckles]

Hey, uh...

Wanna sign my cast?

Sure, why not, since I'm paying for it.

I like your accent. It's cute. It's Swedish, isn't it?

Uh-huh. And so is that.

[Reads inscription]

[Laughs]

Translation...

"How about dinner tonight?"

Great idea! Sure. I'll pick you up at eight o'clock.

Lovely.

[Speaking Swedish]

Absolutely. Uh, what does that mean?

Goodbye. See you later.

[Julie] To the right, two, three.

Hello. To the left.

Hi. You want to join our class?

Sure.

And to the left.

And one more here.

Okay, that's good. Now let's do flat back and touch your toes.

Flat back, touch your toes.

Flat back, touch your toes. Flat back-- that's good.

There, you got it. That's good.

Okay.

Flat back, to the left.

Flat back, touch your toes. Flat back, touch your toes.

Flat and touch. Touch your toes. Flat back. That's good.

Flat back, touch your toes.

That's real good.

So after the cruise, I gotta go to Vegas

'cause I'm playing there for two weeks.

And then back to New York, where I'm starting--

hi, Mark.

Hi.

Excuse me. Could I have your autograph?

Yeah, sure.

[Mumbling]

There you go.

Oh, right. Thanks.

Yeah.

Um... see you again?

Okay.

Okay.

-Very obvious, isn't she? -What?

I guess you get that all the time.

Huh?

Oh, autographs.

Yeah, all the time.

Hey, I'm gonna get some more juice, okay?

Hey, looks like you've snagged the most popular guy on board.

Hey, yeah and get a load of that competition, huh?

What competition? He's already found the girl who interests him right here.

Yeah, sure.

[Mark] So is this your first cruise?

Oh, here you go Vicki, see you later.

Bye-bye.

So who needs a superstar anyway?

You still have us.

[Southern accent] Hi, Mark, could I have your autograph?

[Knocking]

[Normal voice] Who is it?

Hi. I brought the stuff you wanted to borrow.

Oh my goodness.

I see the hurricane didn't miss. Were there any survivors?

Geez. [Chuckles]

How do you do all this every day?

Being grown-up sure is a lot of work.

Oh, you get used to it gradually.

It's almost time for dinner and I'm nowheres near ready.

I'll never be able to do this.

Well, how would you like some help from an old pro?

Great, sure need lots of it.

Well, you don't need quite so much as you think.

You know, the natural look is always best.

It is?

Sure it is.

Let me put down these things

and then we'll see what we can do with your hair.

Do you think we could maybe do it up?

Yeah, I think maybe. Sit down.

There we go.

Julie?

Hmm?

How long does it take to...

Look like a woman?

Oh, you never know.

Don't be in too big of a rush.

It'll happen soon enough.

Sure doesn't seem like it.

[Julie chuckles] I know what you mean.

And I know what a difficult time you're going through.

My mother used to call it "growing pains,"

when you're not quite a little girl anymore and you're not quite a grown woman.

But don't worry you do get there.

You know, Vicki...

A bust doesn't have anything to do with being a woman.

I mean, look at me. I'm no Suzanne somers,

and I do real fine.

Honest.

Well, enough of this seriousness.

Let's get your hair together.

And we will find one gorgeous, grown-up, hairdo coming up.

Yeah!

Now did we get all the curlers?

I think so.

[Lute playing]

[Music continues]

[Applause, cheers]

[Applause]

Ah, this is what I always dreamed of.

A romantic cruise, a beautiful girl

and me hobbling along behind her.

[Chuckles]

Oh! I'm so sorry.

It's all right. It's all right. I'm getting used to it, now.

Maybe we should put bells on you.

Thank you, Jorge.

Thank you for the help.

We make a good team.

Mm-hmm.

[Clears throat] I'm really enjoying the evening.

Me too.

Who could ever think of us two ending up like this?

Do you know ever since I was a young girl,

I've fantasized about meeting someone like you

on a dreamy cruise to faraway places.

Miles from my insurance agent.

[Both chuckle]

You know you're very lovely?

And that's real. The accident did not affect my eyesight.

Thank you.

It's all kind of wonderful, isn't it?

You're not even a little bit nervous?

Why should I be?

Because of what I'm thinking.

What are you thinking?

We both seem such menaces.

So right after dinner, in the interest of passenger safety...

I think we should go to my cabin.

[Chuckles] Yes, the passengers will be safer,

but what about me?

You could always run. I could never catch you.

[Chuckles]

Good evening, merrill.

Good evening, Adam.

Good evening.

Oh, excuse me. I was telling you about my little girl.

I think I misled you.

Well, well. Look at you!

[Chuckles] You look lovely.

Thanks.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present my daughter, Vicki.

Good evening, everyone. Please be seated.

Sorry I'm late.

Do you think the captain would mind having me for a son-in-law?

[Chuckles]

Good evening, captain.

Evening, Mark.

-Hi. -Oh, hello there.

You certainly are full of surprises.

I almost didn't recognize you when you came in.

You look sensational.

-You really think so? -[Mark] Yeah.

-You gonna be on the lido deck? -Uh-huh.

-Save me a dance? -Okay.

Terrific.

Bye-bye.

Bye.

Remember you still have a curfew.

Oh, captain, please.

I'll make it up some other time.

Well...

Okay.

On second thought, I think I'll turn in early.

Whatever you say, honey.

It just seems a shame to deprive so many people of seeing you

when you look so ravishing.

Maybe another time.

That and that, all right?

Hey, how are you feeling after dinner?

Oh, okay, I guess.

You're surrounded by that all year 'round?

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

How do you stand it?

Well, you sort of develop a mental discipline.

Mental discipline, huh?

And that helps to, uh...

That and cold showers.

There's got to be something else to do on this ship besides...

Well, sure, there's, uh... Bingo and movies.

Movies. That'll do it.

At least I won't have to watch any of this anymore.

Hey, what's playing tonight?

An Italian film, "l'appassionata."

L'appassionata?

Yeah, what's that mean?

That means he's in trouble.

Ah, good. Brut and chilled just right.

You handle that like you're used to it.

Oh, of course. I do this as a way of life.

I always have champagne every time I have an accident and take a cruise.

Ow! Ow!

I'm sorry. Let me see.

Oh! Ow.

[Exclaims]

Oh! Oh. Are you all right?

Mm-hmm. Uh...

[Both chuckle]

We are menaces.

Maybe, uh-- maybe we should stay in this cabin forever?

[Moans]

[Knocking]

I'll get it.

Cablegram for Mr. Don Berry.

If he's still alive.

He sure is.

Here, cablegram for you.

You're soaked.

Oh, oh, that's all right.

My robe's hanging behind the bathroom door. Why don't you change?

I'll do that.

Please excuse me.

Oh, no!

What's wrong?

What's wrong is that judging from the report you gave them,

your insurance company says they're not honoring my claim.

Oh, but you can collect from your company.

My company was on 60 minutes last week. The company president's missing.

What are you gonna do?

I'm going to sue you and your company,

and, if I have to, I'm gonna put you on the witness stand

and expose the lies you obviously told them.

Lies?

Yes, lies.

I don't know what you said, but it had to be all lies.

Well, sue all you like.

I was obviously right about you in the first place.

Goodbye!

[Francesca] No, gino, you mustn't.

[Gino] Ah, my lips hunger for yours.

[Francesca] Oh, gino.

[Gino] Ahh, I take you in my arms.

[Gino] I kiss your cheek.

[Francesca] Don't.

[Gino] Your nose.

[Francesca] Stop.

[Gino] Your neck.

[Francesca] Don't. Stop. Please.

[Gino] Amore.

[Francesca moans]

Don't stop. Please don't stop.

Gino, gino.

[Gino] Francesca.

[Francesca] Gino, no.

Must be very interesting.

Oh, it's nothing.

Just a woman's article.

Doc, what is it about women that attracts you most?

Well... I don't know.

Brains? Beauty?

Well, I guess what attracts me most is, uh...

A women's mind.

That's what you go for?

Oh, absolutely. Nothing gets to me as much as a woman's mind.

Uh, it's what's up here that counts.

-What about their figures? -Figures?

Well, I suppose, um-- I mean--

oh, figures are fine, but...

I've always been a brain man, myself.

[Woman] Oh, there you are, doc.

I'm sorry I'm late.

Oh, uh, Vivian. Well, I guess we, uh, better be off.

Well, aren't we gonna go down to your cabin?

To play chess.

She's deep, very deep.

Deep.

Hi.

[Both chuckle]

Oh, don't feel bad.

It's been my experience that men are basically fickle.

Oh, I wasn't interested in him anyway.

Oh.

He's coming back!

Careful, girls. You don't want to get too much sun.

"Girls"! That's it?

That's all? Oh, after last night.

[Sobs]

Vicki, is anything wrong? That was a very fast exit.

It was only like you said. "Growing pains."

"Growing pains"?

She doesn't look like she can afford to grow much more.

Men! You're all alike.

Hi, I'm Angela.

Hi.

You, uh, getting ready in case we have to take to the lifeboats?

Therapy. Keeps me busy.

Uh, dry my back, would you?

Not with your breath, with the towel.

You're kinda cute. Are you taken?

"Taken"?

You know, married, engaged, girlfriend aboard?

None of the above.

[Gasps] Um, you missed a spot.

[Both chuckle]

[Sighs] It sure feels good to be out.

Out?

Well, I teach at this boys' school,

and we had this measles epidemic.

And anyway I've been in quarantine with ten-year-olds for six weeks.

And I really like men

and I've been locked up a long time.

So I came aboard to catch up on some serious socializing.

You know what I mean?

Six weeks?

Mm-hmm.

Shall we, uh, discuss it over some orange juice?

It's full of vitamins, and you never know when you're gonna need them.

No, you never do.

Two orange juice, please.

Good.

So let's play. Your court or mine?

[Gulps] Uh...

Court.

-Would you mind signing a form? -A what?

Just a little piece of paper.

It's not for me. It's for my lawyer.

You see, he's kind of superstitious.

It'll just take a minute. I'll be right back.

Save my place.

Well, hurry.

Angela.

I'm back.

Here's the form.

Angela, it's me.

Going ashore?

No, I'd probably trip over someone

and start an international incident.

Oh, go on. You can handle that.

Just carry a fog horn or something.

No, I don't feel like it.

What's the matter?

You see my insurance company refuses to pay Don's claim,

and he's blaming me for it.

Things were going so well between us.

I really like him, and I thought it was mutual.

Well he's probably forgotten the whole thing.

No, he was pretty angry.

You see he counted on that money to pay for this trip.

And now I can't convince him it wasn't my fault.

Then go and tell him.

I guess we're just two ships that collide in the night,

and both sink.

[Sighs] So I lost a pretty neat guy.

Well, that's the only thing I'm not insured against.

[Knocking]

Come in.

Oh, hello, Julie.

Hi.

What is it?

Well, I don't quite know how to put this.

It's about Vicki.

Oh, and Mark Redding?

-Oh, you already know... -[Chuckles] It's hard to miss.

Oh, well, you see, sir, it's her first big crush

and I think she needs some guidance.

She's feeling kind of rejected and ugly ducklingish.

If you'd like, I'll talk to her.

No, thank you. I'll handle it.

It's a crucial time for both of us.

I just want Vicki to know and understand

that I'm here for her when she needs me.

I always will be.

I just don't know exactly what I'm going to say.

Well, don't worry, sir. You'll think of something.

Promise me.

Mm-hmm [chuckles]

You can start out by telling her she's got a great dad. Bye-bye.

[Gopher] Land tours will be leaving in ten minutes from the coral deck gangway.

We hope you enjoy your day.

Why don't we have that next round down in my cabin?

I thought you'd never ask.

Um... one little thing. I have something I'd like you to sign first.

The check?

No, it's just a little paper, form.

You want me to sign something? Before we...

No, it's nothing really.

Vivian?

[Isaac] Ah.

I'll have a double bourbon with cyanide chaser.

Uh, if you order two cyanides,

you get to keep the Donald duck glass we serve it in.

What's happening? Want to talk?

Nah.

I made such a jerk of myself with someone I really care about.

Hmm. Would you believe that is the very first time

that this has ever happened on this ship?

I slammed her head with my chin, drenched her so she'll probably get pneumonia,

and almost shot her ear off with a cork. How could she forgive me for that?

Got a thought. You ready?

Find her and tell her you're sorry.

She wouldn't listen to me.

I'd throw myself overboard, but I'd probably miss the ocean.

[Knocking]

Come in.

-Hi. -Hi.

I didn't see you in the shore party and I got worried.

I decided to clean my room instead.

Now I'm really worried. [Chuckles]

[Sighs]

Vicki... you know that I respect your privacy.

But this is one of those times when I think a girl needs a mother.

And since I'm playing both parts, I...

Oh, what I'm trying to say is...

I'd like it if you'd include me in what's happening to your life.

I know you love me, captain merrill...

But somebody your age could never understand.

Well, I wasn't born this old. [Chuckles]

It's Mark Redding.

You probably think I'm silly.

No, I don't.

It reminds me of my first crush when I was 12.

Twelve? How old was she?

Oh, very old, almost 24.

Miss foley, my beautiful, beautiful sixth-grade teacher.

You know, I used to stay in after school just so I could clean her erasers.

[Chuckles] Boy, was I smitten.

I bet she never led you on.

Sure she did, but not knowingly.

She was just being nice, like Mark has been.

But I misunderstood because that's what I wanted to do.

Oh, I think I understand.

Naturally, she broke my heart.

She eloped with the football coach, a real zombie.

But I had the last laugh. I showed her.

-How? -I stopped cleaning her erasers.

[Chuckles]

Vicki.

The most important thing is you keep liking yourself, just the way you are right now.

Okay?

Okay.

Don't forget, it's the big dance tonight. I expect to see you there.

But what about my curfew? I'm supposed to be in bed by 10:00.

Well, we can forget that tonight.

Who could ever sleep in such a clean room?

It's really kinda sad, gopher.

Hmm?

He's crazy about Karen. But he won't do anything about it.

We ought to help him.

I don't know about that, man.

When those two get together, the free world is in danger.

Yeah, but if they don't latch on to each other, they're gonna end up finding someone else,

which means two unsuspecting strangers are gonna end up in a demolition derby.

Okay, tell you what. I'll get Karen.

But what if he leaves?

He won't. He kind of likes it here.

Okay.

Um, is there anything else I can get you?

Oh, no, thanks. I'm gonna finish this and go.

Go? You can't! Um...

The next drink is on the house.

How come?

Captain's orders.

You see we have our special

happy hour for, uh...

Hobblers!

Not for me. I'll be leaving.

Okay.

[Humming]

[Band playing dance music]

-[Music stops] -[People cheer]

[Julie] Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we have a very special treat.

May I introduce Mark Redding!

[Band plays drumroll, fanfare]

[Band playing rock ‘n' roll]

♪ When I see you walkin' down the street ♪

♪ I remember ♪

♪ everything about you oh, so sweet ♪

♪ so warm and tender ♪

♪ ooh I can't stop lovin' you ♪

♪ it's all I want to do ♪

♪ every time I see you ♪

♪ when I see the sunlight in your hair ♪

♪ the moonlight in your eyes ♪

♪ suddenly, I know how much you really care ♪

♪ I realize ♪

♪ ooh I can't stop lovin' you ♪

♪ it's all I want to do ♪

♪ every time I see you ♪

♪ every time I see you ♪

♪ I'm in love again ♪

♪ every time I see you ♪

♪ I know I am such a lucky man ♪

[Saxophonist playing solo]

♪ Ooh I can't stop lovin' you ♪

♪ it's all I want to do ♪

♪ every time I see you ♪

♪ every time, baby ♪

[Audience applauds, cheers]

Wait! Wait, please. I can explain.

[Band playing dance music]

Excuse me, are you into dancing?

There's no point in it.

You're a pretty girl. We'd dance. I'd get interested in you.

We go outside in the moonlight. I get more interested.

I ask you to sign this form, then, poof! You split.

-Not necessarily. -So there's no point--

-you mean you would sign it? -Why not? If everything else was okay.

Why not? Sure.

It's sorta noisy. You want to skip the dance and go right on to the moonlight.

Oh, sounds promising.

Yes.

Promising.

Looks like the captain is bending the curfew rules just a wee bit.

Bending? I think they're completely shattered.

[Music ends]

[Captain chuckles]

Captain, you're the love boat's answer to John Travolta.

Thank you, Adam. Thank you.

Hey, Vicki.

Oh, Mark. A marvelous show. I enjoyed it.

Thank you very much.

Well, Vicki? You want to show me some new steps?

I'm sorry, but I already promised the next dance to doc.

You did?

She did, she sure did.

[Mark] Oh. Well, uh...

Maybe later, huh?

Well, good for her, she got even.

There's no reason for her not to dance with Mark.

He didn't deliberately try to hurt her.

If she felt stronger about herself there'd be no need for this "getting even."

Well, captain, your daughter, like the rest of us, is only human,

and, you know, sometimes you're getting over someone

is a tiny bit easier when you get even a little.

Isaac, have you seen my crutches?

Um, did you come in with them?

How do you think I got here? By taxi?

They were right here.

That's the third pair today!

Can you describe 'em? You know, I better go report these stolen.

Hey, what's going on?

Was he badly hurt?

Well, you know how clumsy he is.

See, he tripped and he hit his head and he keeps calling your name,

"Karen, Karen."

Karen!

See, he said it again.

Are you all right?

Well, he's a fast healer.

What's this all about?

Hmm.

He told me you'd been in an accident.

Well, it's part of my job. I'm the love boat liar.

[Isaac] But it's the truth.

Because, of all the accidents you two have been in, this has been the worst kind.

Because he's been hurt here.

I really don't think, uh--

so you two just better get your act together. You know?

Yeah, you're not getting your crutches back until you do.

[Laughs]

I'm sorry about last night.

Let's never mention the accident again.

What accident?

-What's wrong? -[Gulps]

I think I swallowed your earring.

[Stereo: Soft music]

Oh, boy. I wish I met you the first day.

No. We'll have plenty of time to make up for it.

Getting kind of late.

I know.

I should get you back to your cabin.

Oh, I'd rather stay here, if you don't mind.

[Both chuckle]

You sure you don't mind about the paper?

No.

It's gone. I must've...

Left it--

it'll just...

Take me a...

[Moans]

The hell with my lawyer.

Ah.

We just wanted to thank you.

My pleasure.

You're all very special people. Thank you.

Mm-hmm.

We'll be coming back.

Oh. Well, in that case, I'll double our insurance.

[Both chuckle]

Till then.

So long.

[Julie] Bye.

[Man] So long.

Oh, goodbye.

Bye-bye.

Bye. Thanks for everything.

Yes.

Wonderful. So long.

Well, what's your prediction?

Oh, definite marriage. Think they'll have children?

Whether they want to or not.

[Laughs]

We can go right from here

to my place in Santa Barbara, spend a week there.

A week?

Or longer.

And no more papers to sign, none of that.

I think this is the beginning of something really solid.

Uh...

Anything wrong?

Yeah, I don't know how to ask you this,

but I'm gonna have to ask for your signature.

My signature?

[Chuckles] Well, it's not me. It's my silly attorney.

You see... My last romance cost me a fortune.

Vivian, where have you been the last two days?

Oh... playing chess.

Bye.

Bye-bye.

Goodbye.

Bye, Vicki.

Bye-bye.

[Vivian] Bye-bye.

Bye.

Well, there goes the first man in my life.

Well, you'll get another one.

I've already got one.

You have?

[Chuckles]