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♪♪
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[Growling]
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Everything's twisting!
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[Beeping]
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That's because you're moving parallel
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to the space distortion.
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It's the shortest way back home.
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[Groans]
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Huh?
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♪♪
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This is terrible, Summer!
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[Beeping]
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[Groans] Whoa!
What the hell?!
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[Beeping]
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[Groans]
Oh, crap.
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[Film reel rolling]
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["Love is Entropy"
plays in Japanese]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[Rock music plays]
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Hey, Summer.
What's up?
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Space Mom!
I've lost sight of Grandpa.
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It's all right.
I'm still tracking him fine.
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Not the dummy one.
I mean the real Rick.
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Well, that sounds like my dad.
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If he needs to figure
out a way back, he can.
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Freaking out
just makes us look stupid.
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Um, I think the situation is a
little more serious than that.
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Ugh, you're right.
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It does seem like
it's a bit more serious.
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Uh! Wait a sec.
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[Beeping]
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Things look like they're
about to get interesting.
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Only the best for Rick Sanchez!
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Just look at the fleet
they sent to escort you.
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Wow. It's a bunch of turds
put into a dung heap.
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Laugh while you can.
No help is coming for you.
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Aye!
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[Groans]
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Did I break your nose?
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Well, it's no skin off my balls
if nobody comes.
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[Beeping]
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Could be the chance
to wipe them out.
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Once I finish kicking ass
over here, I'll head your way.
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Mm.
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Space Mom, please hurry.
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You know, time doesn't really
matter, Summer,
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especially
when it comes to my dad.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
God damn it!
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Not gonna throw up!
[Whirring]
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[Birds chirping]
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Huh?
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[Groans]
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[Door opens]
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- Well, we're off.
- Hmm?
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I guess we'll see you later,
Dad.
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[Birds chirping]
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- Oh!
- [Crying]
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Aw, Morty. It's okay.
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Are you sure you don't
want to come with us, Dad?
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Just forget about me.
Go enjoy yourselves.
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Hmm.
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[Birds chirping]
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[Beeps]
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People usually use the cover of
night to ghost their families.
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Hmm?
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So, you're the dickhead
who made this, aren't you?
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Space Bastards requesting
backup.
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This is our chance to squash
those damn maggots flat.
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Let's move!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[Beeping]
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[Clanging]
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What the hell was that?
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Huh?
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[Both groaning]
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[Whirring]
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Hmm? Aah!
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[Whirring]
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[Beeping]
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Huh?
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♪♪
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Hello?
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[Groans]
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♪♪
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[Beeps]
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[Rock music plays]
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[Gasps]
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♪♪
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Mm.
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Uh, yeah?
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I wouldn't bother
putting up a fight
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if I were you.
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[Weapons cocking]
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[Weapons cocking]
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Because I won't
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hesitate to blow up
the whole room if I have to.
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Mm!
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[Groans]
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I just knew
that you'd come here.
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And you ended up
just like your husband.
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Hate to break it to you,
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but taking me hostage
won't work on my dad.
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I'd never do anything so petty.
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Let's settle our score,
shall we?
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So, I take it you're
Rick C-137, right?
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The one who stole my invention
and my family.
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I'm not here
to clean up your mess.
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And I don't give a damn
about this device.
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I'm not gonna create it, use it,
or steal the stupid thing.
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- Besides...
- Hmm?
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...I'm the one
who saved Beth's life.
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Ha! You sacrificed yourself
like an idiot
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by being emotional.
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It's hard to believe,
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but I guess I have that crap
they call "sincerity" in me.
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And those two died
because of that crap.
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Mistakes were made.
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Honestly, I wish I had been
enough of an arrogant douche
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to create the portal gun.
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[Sighs]
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I was planning
to get the hell out of here,
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but I guess that's
not happening, huh?
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I'll let you go on your way,
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but only after I punch you
in the face a few times.
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[Crying] Oh, man,
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that was the only love
I'll ever have.
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Oh, please. What, were you
gonna stay in there forever?
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- Space Mom, are you there?
- Sorry, Summer.
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I've got my hands full
right now.
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I'll have to call you back.
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♪♪
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I think they call that
an unfair advantage.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[Weapon clicks]
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[Groans]
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[Growls]
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[Humming]
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Time's up, loser.
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Hmm?
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Now it's my time to shine,
moron.
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Huh?
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Aahhh!
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[Clanging, groaning]
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The rebels are attacking us!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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I'm gonna get the hell
out of here!
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♪♪
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Why would you spare me?
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Well, I didn't do it for you,
Tammy.
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Hmm. I know what it's like
to have kids.
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[Gasps]
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♪♪
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[Explosion in distance]
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I'm willing
to call it a draw this time.
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Bye. For now.
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[Panting]
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♪♪
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[Groaning]
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♪♪
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I'm not just gonna
let you hit me.
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Fine by me.
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This wouldn't be
any fun otherwise.
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- Gotcha!
- Aah!
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♪♪
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[Both yelling]
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- Huh?
- Oh, my back!
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You just shifted dimensions
without using the portal gun.
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The two of us
are from different dimensions.
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Our bodies interacting must
be causing dimensional havoc.
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Our mass back
in the original world
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should have converted
into energy by now.
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[Whirring, crackling]
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Mr. President,
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a huge source of energy
has appeared in the sky
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above the Smith house.
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Aah! Not again.
That mother [bleep]!
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So, what do I gotta do
to leave this dimension?
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Hug you?
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Or we can just punch each other.
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♪♪
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[Groans]
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- Where the hell are we now?
- A fissure in space-time.
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Now it's time for round two!
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♪♪
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There's only one thing
you're wrong about.
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I'm not the person
who made that device
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because I already put it to use,
idiot!
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If so, then what I saw
earlier was your family
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from after the reset?
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♪♪
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Aah!
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Eeh! Aah!
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♪♪
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Let me get this straight.
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You were just gonna
throw that family away.
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I guess even rebirth
can't cure you of being a...
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I'm the only reason
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you even have a place
to exist right now!
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Think twice before
going ballistic on me.
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You had this coming.
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You let Beth marry Jerry,
of all people.
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[Beeping]
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Magnificent!
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We can solve all
of the world's energy problems
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- with this matter.
- Really?
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There's an unidentified fleet
of aircraft
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heading straight
for our air space, sir.
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Here come the damn hyenas!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Come one inch
into our territory.
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I dare you!
It's an air-space violation.
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We'll blow every last one
of you sky-high.
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♪♪
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It's sickening doing
a version of me like you.
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You don't get to tell me
how to live my life!
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[Both yelling]
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[Groaning]
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[Groaning]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[Whirring, crackling]
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Sir, the energy source
has vanished.
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Damn!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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We're really better off
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not solving the energy crisis,
anyway.
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[Both yelling]
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Ooh!
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[Grunts]
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[Groans]
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Just go.
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You can let me take care of Beth
and the others.
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Do you even have a way
back home?
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Hmm.
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Wow, reality sure is convenient.
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♪♪
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["The Other Side"
by Ayuko Saito plays]
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