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And I believe I heard someone
say... free pizza?
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Yes.
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I have accumulated the precise
amount of coupons
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for one free Cosmic Crust pizza.
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What?
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You never said it was
Cosmic Crust pizza.
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Proximity alert.
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A free Cosmic Crust pizza is
nothing to get excited about.
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The box has more flavor
than the pizza.
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Flavor is not my primary
objective, Ratchet.
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I find enormous satisfaction in
s
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to achieve output goals.
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Yeah, but Cosmic Crust?
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I mean, it's only popular 'ca.
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Okay, I think I'm done.
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May we now resume
our primary mission?
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Secondary mission, Clank.
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Cardboard Crust does not qualify
as a primary mission.
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If it were up to me, we'd be
going for a nice slice of...
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Tentacle!!!
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Whoaaaa!!!!
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Computing a base of options.
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The only evasive option I need
is Mr. Throttle!
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Perhaps an alternate course
of action.
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I'm not done yet.
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So, do we need to discuss
the giant tentacle
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that just tried to yank us
into oblivion?
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Curious.
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It emerged from a short-term
inter-dimensional portal.
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Portal technology?
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Imagine what we could do
with that.
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Ratchet, I hope you're not...
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Tracing the energy signature
of that hyper tech
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so I can nab it for myself?
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Great idea, Clank.
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No, it is not.
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I have spent many solar cycles
aggregating pizza coupons.
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It is very important...
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Found it!
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Huh?
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Oh dear.
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No, Ratchet.
You promised.
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Come on, Clank.
This'll be fun.
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For you, yes.
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Your activities always take
precedence over mine.
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Okay, not true.
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I mean, yeah look,
what about that time, um...
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Well, okay...
And you know...
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I mean, this is going
to be quick.
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We'll just fly in,
take a quick look, see what...
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The well fortified,
nigh impervious base
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of galactic super villain
Doctor Nefarious...
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Oh dear.
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First, he brought you the
world-shattering Deplanetizer,
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then the soul-crushing
Biobliterator.
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Now, here to reveal his mol
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and just downright
nasty invention,
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give a big warbot welcome to
your favorite evil overlord,
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DOCTOR NEFARIOUSSSS!!!!
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Huh?
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Thank you.
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Thank you all for coming to
my latest evil product launch!
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Wait, we had a choice?
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Mindless minions behold,
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my most fearsome and dangerous
weapon yet!
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The Portalizer.
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Patent pending,
all rights reserved.
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With this device,
I can rip portals
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in the very fabric of time
and space.
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Even into other dimensions.
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Oh, no.
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Oh yes!
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Come on, let's get closer.
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No, Ratchet.
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Such as...
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the dimension of
man-eating kittens.
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The land where robots grow
body hair.
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Ooh!
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I'm guessing...
the Calamari Quadrant?
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And finally, a domain brimming
with creatures so ruthless,
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so bloodsucking, so terrifying,
they'll make your head spin.
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My most recent discovery...
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ZED!!!
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I told you to make sure
this thing was charged up.
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Did you calibrate it properly,
sir?
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Calibrate it properly?
I'll calibrate you!
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But did you set it
to inter-dimensional
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instead of local?
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Of course I set it
to inter-dimensional.
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Ah.
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As I was saying.
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The Pizzaverse!
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The pizza what now?
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Now say hello to...
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A 367 topping pizza.
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Now that's a pizza.
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Ratchet, wait.
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Disgusting.
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No matter.
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With this Portalizer,
I can access
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every corner of the multiverse.
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Each dimension a smorgasbord
of minions
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to add to my nefarious ranks.
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Hmm!
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To help me conquer
and rule all dimensions!
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And it comes with
this handy lanyard.
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Lanyard.
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Hey!
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Ratchet and Clank?
Seize them!
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Ratchet, what the...
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Oh.
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Less talky, more escapey.
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There is no escapey!
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Wait, is that even a word?
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It is now.
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See ya later, suckers.
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Uh...
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And we're back.
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Somebody annihilate them!
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Enough slap and tickle.
Find them!
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There they are, sir.
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Eh?
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My Portalizer!
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Noooo!!!!!
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Oh Janice!
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Oh Lance!
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I don't care if you are
my best friend's
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evil twin brother...
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Oooooo!!!!
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Yes!
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That was the best escape ever.
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Uh-oh. A check sum of my coupon
storage indicates an error.
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I now have only nine units,
not 10.
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Really?
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Oh wow.
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I mean, you must have
lost one of them
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during our awesome escape.
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Well, that's too bad.
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It is far worse than bad.
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With only nine coupons,
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free pizza acquisition
is no longer an option.
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Oh, this never would have
occurred if we did not detour
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from our mission.
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Nah, come on.
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That was so cool though.
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And now we get a great pie
in the Pizzaverse.
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My distress is not
about the pizza, Ratchet.
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It is about my failure to
complete a numerical task.
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You want numbers?
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How about 367 layers
of deliciousness?
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Stop this, Ratchet.
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This device is too unpredictable.
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Pizzaverse, here we come.
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It's... so... beautiful.
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Hey, pizza?
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No, come back!
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Wait, Clank, what are you doing?
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Initiating control override.
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What?
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Cut!
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It!
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Out!
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Portaling into
an unknown dimension
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could imperil the entire galaxy.
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All that to procure a pizza?
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Yeah, with 367 toppings.
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Now give me back
the control of my ship!
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Ratchet.
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You have ignored all of
my requests today,
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so now I am the operating
system.
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I will return control
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once we safely deliver this
Portalizer to the authorities.
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This is about you losing
that coupon, isn't it?
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No.
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It is about me protecting
our galaxy.
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Yeah now, you know what I mean.
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You and your number
and functions and rules.
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Blech! Yuck!
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I mean, it's amazing
we get anything done
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when someone keeps getting his.
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Invalid data.
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I do not wear undergarments.
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Metal or otherwise.
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Once this device is safe in
the Galactic Weapons Museum,
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we shall return to our quest
for pizza.
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Cosmic Crust barely qualifies
as pizza,
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and every time you eat it, you.
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Ahhhhhh!!!
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Ugh!
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That guy.
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You're fired and take this
with you!
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You can't fire me.
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I am Captain Qwark.
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The galaxy's greatest hero.
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You need me more than
I need you.
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Huh?
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Wha?
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Oh, come on.
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Just give me another chance.
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I can be a sassy pizza cow.
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Moooo!
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Ulch!
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Whenever we run
into this doofus,
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he messes everything up.
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He annoys you, does he?
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Hmm.
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Oh, Captain Qwark,
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could you please accompany us
to the Weapons Museum?
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Clank, what are you doing?
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It is like you said earlier.
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Come
on, Clank. This will be fun.
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A weapons museum?
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Sounds like you're on
an important mission
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to safeguard the galaxy.
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And keeping us all safe
is what I do best.
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Huh?
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Come on, citizens.
Nothing to see here.
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Ugh, such a bad idea, Clank.
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Where'd that idiot run off to,
anyway?
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Sorry guys.
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Almost forgot my associate.
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Never leave a man behind.
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So, what's so special about your?
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It is a multi...
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Nothing!
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It's um, a Tedium Sorter.
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It tediously catalogues
your most boring memories
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into different shades of beige.
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Yee-awn.
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Whew.
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Actually, it is
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a multi-dimensional access tool
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with the power to wreak havoc
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on the very fabric of time
and space.
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Mm? Ooooh, that sounds
like fun.
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But it's got to be protected
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so it won't fall into
the wrong hands.
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Right, Clank?
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Indeed.
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Device security has been my goal
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ever since you carelessly
deployed it
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to acquire a 367 topping pizza
from the Pizzaverse.
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A pizza with 367 toppings?
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That's way better
than Cosmic Crust.
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I wonder if they need
a new spokesmodel.
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I, I mean uh, right this way.
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Welcome to the weapons vault!
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The most secure part
of the museum,
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thanks to dedicated guards
like Bruce here.
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Ulch!
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All your favorite weapons
are right here.
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Oh my.
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The Buzzblade.
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The Warmonger.
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The Biobliterator.
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Hey, watch it!
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Whoops! My bad, Bruce.
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Of course that pales in
comparison to this baaaad boy.
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Come on, don't say that.
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Words hurt.
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Hmm.
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Perhaps we should secure
the Portalizer now.
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Once we initiate
the upload procedure,
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it will be catalogued
and securely stored.
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Good. We don't need
any more distractions.
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Distractions?
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There are plenty of distraction
weapons in this vault.
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For long term distractions,
nothing beats the Groovitron.
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If you're caught
in its blast radius,
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you'll boogie the night away.
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Need a quick distraction?
272
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,602
Try the Taunter.
273
00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:21,006
But my favorite is...
the Chimp-o-matic.
274
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,178
No hard feelings, boys.
275
00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:28,280
You'll be back to normal
before you can say
276
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:30,549
"lucrative endorsement deal."
277
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,956
Faked 'em out with
the old Chimp-o-matic.
278
00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:39,692
Now let's see what this thing
can do.
279
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,563
It's so beautiful.
280
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,632
Greetings, Pizzaverse.
281
00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:48,968
Say hello to your
new spokesmo...
282
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,475
Well hello there,
little pizza toppings.
283
00:12:56,509 --> 00:13:00,813
You all look so happy and yummy.
284
00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:01,881
Huh?
285
00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:07,119
Same with you.
286
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,420
And you.
287
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:10,790
And you.
288
00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:14,727
Blech! No one likes pineapple
on pizza.
289
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:19,465
I am King Topping, supreme
leader of the Pizzaverse.
290
00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:20,933
Really?
291
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:22,935
Then you're just the one
I need to speak to
292
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,971
about a unique
branding opportunity.
293
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:27,640
Attack, toppings!
294
00:13:27,673 --> 00:13:29,508
Destroy him!
295
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:34,013
And do it Pizzaverse style.
296
00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:37,850
With free delivery to his doom!
297
00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:42,121
Stop that!
298
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:46,625
Can this really be happening?
299
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:51,630
After years of eating pizza,
will pizza now eat me?!
300
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,834
I can't believe he used
the Chimp-o-matic on us.
301
00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:57,136
I mean, who knows how much
trouble he'll cause?
302
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:57,803
Ahhhhhh!!!!!
303
00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:00,306
Qwark!
304
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,607
What did you do?
305
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,243
Oh, nothing you two
can't handle.
306
00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:09,682
Resistance is futile!
307
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:12,885
Prepare to be annihilated.
308
00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:14,820
A pineapple?
309
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,488
Apparently a very
angry pineapple.
310
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,825
Destroy him!
311
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,495
I mean, who puts pineapple
on a pizza anyway?
312
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,430
Statistically speaking,
313
00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:26,365
the combination of sweet
and savory flavors
314
00:14:26,398 --> 00:14:28,467
are enjoyed by many.
315
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:32,204
Statistically speaking,
I am not one of them.
316
00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:33,873
And by the way,
this is all your fault.
317
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:36,308
On the contrary,
it is you, Ratchet,
318
00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,878
who obtained and misused
a Portalizer.
319
00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:41,747
Whatever!
320
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:45,084
Let's pound these pizza punks
before it gets any worse.
321
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:51,257
Furball and Scrappybot!
322
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:58,497
Return my Portalizer now,
or suffer my wrath.
323
00:14:58,530 --> 00:15:00,666
Or we can just cut to the wrath.
324
00:15:04,436 --> 00:15:06,205
It just got worse!
325
00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:12,144
We sure could use that
Portalizer right about now!
326
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,347
Negative.
327
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:17,283
The Portalizer has proven
to significantly decrease
328
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:18,918
our chances of survival.
329
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,255
If we just kept the Portalizer
to ourselves,
330
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:26,258
none of this would've
ever happened.
331
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:30,796
But you, Clank, you had
to bring us here.
332
00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:32,965
And you, Ratchet, you suck.
333
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,767
Huh? What?
334
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,606
The suck cannon.
335
00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:42,074
Thank you for your assistance.
336
00:15:44,810 --> 00:15:47,212
I shall retrieve more gadgets
from the Weapons Museum
337
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:48,881
while you suck.
338
00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:51,250
No! I mean, that's what
I thought you meant.
339
00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:54,553
Sucks to be you.
340
00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:05,698
Let me pass,
341
00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:10,069
or I shall deliver a disabling
force upon your chassis.
342
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:12,838
Very well.
343
00:16:12,871 --> 00:16:15,307
Holo-Knuckles activate.
344
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:37,062
Ugh!
345
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:44,737
Hmm.
346
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,207
Nothing to fear, citizens.
347
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,777
Captain Qwark has got things
under control.
348
00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:54,013
Qwark, where's the Portalizer?
349
00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:56,115
I've got my top man on the job.
350
00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:58,484
He guards all of
my important stuff.
351
00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:01,687
Hey!
352
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:05,858
Huh?
353
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:08,227
No! Don't leave me!
354
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:10,329
Never leave a man behind!
355
00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:15,601
Come on, Clank.
356
00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:17,403
We gotta speed this up.
357
00:17:19,838 --> 00:17:21,573
Ratchet, raise your cranium.
358
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:22,374
What?
359
00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:23,442
Heads up.
360
00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:25,844
The Groovitron?
361
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,912
I've determined that this weapon
362
00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:29,214
will provide the greatest
probability of success.
363
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,884
Well, it's better than nothing.
364
00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:35,187
Get ready to shake
your groove thang.
365
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:52,704
♪
366
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:53,739
Woo-hoo!
367
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:58,010
Way to bring on the boogie,
Clank, thanks.
368
00:17:58,043 --> 00:18:01,880
No, it is I who should upload e.
369
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,116
Yeah, well, good things happen
when we work together.
370
00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:05,050
Agreed.
371
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,752
And I accept your apology.
372
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:08,287
Oh no, see, that wasn't
an apology.
373
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,922
Yes. It was.
374
00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:10,456
No, I...
375
00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:15,761
They have upgrade
their defenses.
376
00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:18,230
But we can enter
the facility here.
377
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:19,331
Okay.
378
00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:20,966
But how do we even get close
enough to reach that?
379
00:18:20,999 --> 00:18:21,600
I mean...
380
00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:22,668
Clank?
381
00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:25,771
Clank, what are you doing?
382
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:28,640
It is called pulling a Ratchet.
383
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,909
Entry port located.
384
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:31,944
Nice move, buddy.
385
00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:32,911
You're almost there.
386
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,847
Just a little to your right.
387
00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:39,318
Ooh, too much.
388
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,888
Oh... so much for improvising.
389
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,124
You crazy little bot.
390
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:47,793
Just get inside and
I'll create a diversion.
391
00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:52,631
Well, this isn't exactly
what I had in mind.
392
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:56,135
Oh.
393
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:59,238
Look what the robots dragged in.
394
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:00,772
A cat.
395
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,174
Here, kitty kitty.
396
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:05,777
Actually they carried me in,
and I'm a Lombax.
397
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,846
Don't interrupt me
while I'm taunting you!
398
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,014
Totally different species.
399
00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:09,648
Shh.
400
00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:10,315
Just saying.
401
00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:11,483
Silence!
402
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:16,588
You are what I say you are,
and I say you are doomed.
403
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:19,324
Clank, you made it.
404
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:20,025
Huh?
405
00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:21,693
Did you say something, furball?
406
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:22,694
Oh uh, yeah.
407
00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,096
I said, "it'd be great to see
408
00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:26,031
"some more of your
evil product launch."
409
00:19:26,064 --> 00:19:30,169
Well, I really do love
my evil product launches.
410
00:19:30,202 --> 00:19:31,370
Zed!
411
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:34,840
Ulgh!
412
00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:38,877
Behold, a revolution
in evil tech.
413
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,646
I present to you...
414
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,015
Cardboard Qwark?
415
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:44,983
Return my Portalizer,
416
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,687
you pathetic promotional item
gone awry.
417
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,623
Oh. My pizza coupon.
418
00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:52,658
Ooh!
419
00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:54,960
Scruffybot.
420
00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:56,228
Ow, woah, woah.
421
00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:59,198
I should've known you wouldn't.
422
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:01,233
For interrupting
my product launch,
423
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:06,672
you will be the first to suffer
a very painful annihilation.
424
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,373
Any last words?
425
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:11,677
Hmm, no words, only a series
of letters and numbers.
426
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:12,211
Hmm.
427
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:15,013
SV-604.
428
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,318
Backup gloves.
429
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,523
Now you've ruined
my product launch!
430
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:32,331
And you're ruining
my space statio-
431
00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:36,201
Jat
friend's evil twin brother.
432
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:40,372
I'm his... evil clone!
433
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,441
I don't care if you're
an evil clone.
434
00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:44,776
Just hold me tight
and never let me go.
435
00:20:46,311 --> 00:20:47,412
Wait, Ratchet.
436
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:48,747
We have to go back.
437
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:49,281
Why?
438
00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:51,116
So you can get this?
439
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:53,685
My pizza coupon.
440
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:54,753
Grabbed it on the way out.
441
00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:56,955
You didn't think I'd forget
about you fulfilling
442
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:59,758
system requirements to achieve
output goals, did you?
443
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:07,599
♪
444
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,302
How dare you?
445
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,639
You'll have to forgive Bruce,
your highness.
446
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:15,907
It's his first day as a sheep.
447
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,542
We'll talk.
448
00:21:17,576 --> 00:21:19,978
My people will call your people.
449
00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,614
It's safe to come out now,
citizens.
450
00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:26,118
Captain Qwark has saved you
all once again.
451
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:32,758
Yeah, thanks for saving us
from a problem you created.
452
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,627
You're welcome, citizen.
453
00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:36,762
Yeah, what a bonehead.
454
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,797
You know, I still can't believe
you brought Qwark along
455
00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:40,799
just to mess with me.
456
00:21:40,832 --> 00:21:41,667
Yes.
457
00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:44,469
Operation payback complete.
458
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:47,906
Now the Portalizer is secure as
459
00:21:47,939 --> 00:21:49,908
and superheroes alike.
460
00:21:49,941 --> 00:21:52,811
Goodbye, 367 topping pizza.
461
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,582
And from hungry Lombaxs.
462
00:21:58,684 --> 00:22:01,286
Yeah, well, I guess a free
Cosmic Crust pizza
463
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,522
is better than no pizza at all.
464
00:22:03,555 --> 00:22:08,293
Make that free and numerically
satisfying Cosmic Crust pizza.
465
00:22:09,795 --> 00:22:10,595
Proximity alert.
466
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,464
You did that on purpose.
467
00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:14,333
Sorry. Couldn't resist.
468
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,269
Oh, Janice.
469
00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:19,304
Oh, Lance. Kiss me.
470
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:29,715
- - Oh, Janice!
- Nooo!
471
00:22:29,748 --> 00:22:31,316
Oh, Lance.
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