All language subtitles for Kanjoos Majnu Kharchili Laila (2023)_track3_[eng]

You want a divorce at this age?

When love doesn't see age

then neither should divorce.

Aunt, why do you want
a divorce at an age where

you should be interested
in spiritual discourse?

Because I am done with my husband.

He is not able to make me happy.

By happy I mean, he
is an absolute miser.

Look at my condition.
- Oh.

Her name is Bulbul and
her behaviour is notorious.

Alright.
- My name is not Bulbul.

My name is Satya Rani.

Then who is this Bulbul
who has applied for a divorce?

Bulbul is my grandson's wife.

My grandson's wife is sitting
right there. - Yes.

Then why are you
arguing for a divorce?

I am just going with the flow, son.

Get me a divorce along with her too.

I want to spend the rest of my
life peacefully on a beach in Goa.

Okay, okay. Go and
sit at the back now.

Over there. Well, look at
that. She wasted my time.

You are Bulbul and what's his
name? Mister... - Yes.

Hrithik Singla.
- Yes.

Both of you, please come
stand in the witness box.

Who are your lawyers?

I am Mr. Hrithik's
lawyer, Girish Verma.

I am Nancy Verma,
Mrs. Bulbul's lawyer.

Mr. and Mrs. Verma.

A married lawyer couple
will fight a divorce case?

Very nice. It will be a lot of fun.

Yes. So, let's start
the questions, please.

My lord, the story of my
client is full of sadness.

In three days of her married life,

she must have suffered
three thousand times.

Oh, my God. So sad.

Bulbul, please tell your
painful story to the court.

My lord, the man
that I met the first day,

he is not the same man.

He's not that guy?
Is he another guy? - No, no.

He is the same man

but actually, he is
not the same person.

He is the same man but...

Okay, I got it. I have understood.

Yes, please. Carry on.

And whatever happened that night,

after that, I don't want
to stay with this man.

Do you come here for debauchery?

No, no. Listen to me. - Say whatever
you want to in the police station.

Hey.
- Hold on.

Hold on!

My lord, starting the
story from here is wrong.

You are such a strange man.

Such an interesting story was
going on and you interrupted it.

What do you mean, hold on?

Speak up. What is it?

She started the
story from the middle.

The story should begin
from the beginning, right?

She can start the
story from anywhere.

She is the one who
is telling the story.

When your turn comes, you
can start from the beginning.

Sir, tell me something. Have
you seen The Game of Thrones?

I have heard the name.

Family man?

I have heard the name.
- You must have seen Shaktimaan.

Many times.
- Then, Sir, if you find out

in the beginning that Gangadhar
is Shaktimaan, then what?

Yes, I knew it right
from the beginning.

Gangadhar is Shaktimaan.

But even Gangadhar's
girlfriend didn't know.

Sir, you are not understanding
what I am trying to explain.

Oh. - Sir, the story doesn't
begin from here.

The point is that the story
should begin from the beginning.

My client is absolutely
right, my lord.

The story can be corrupted this way.

Corrupted? Really?
How will it be corrupted?

Will you please tell me?
- Actually...

Yes, carry on.
- Actually...

Go on.
- Go on.

I know!

A husband has no
answer to a wife's questions.

Alright. So...

Who will start first?
- I will do it.

Oh, God.

I am the culprit's Grandma.
- Yes.

Grandma, I am not a culprit.

Every man standing in the
witness box is not a culprit.

Look, my lord, this
is the image that the

film people have given
to the witness box.

Yes, Aunt. You may start.

First, put me in this witness box.

No, no. I don't have to
make you swear by the

holy book that I'll put
you in the witness box.

There is one condition though.
Don't talk about your divorce etc.

I will get a divorce.

Though these people
own Meethaner Sweets.

But they are bitter and
miser people of the first order.

My lord, what should
we tell you about food?

They don't even let us defecate.

Oh, God, I will only get rid
of these misers when I die.

No one listens to
anyone in this house.

Everyone is deaf.

How many times have I asked
you to get an English toilet seat?

No one listens.
It's been three days

since I have done anything.

My knees hurt so much.
I can't sit.

Gandhi said

boycott English things.

Gandhi boycotted English things.

Not on defecating.

Grandma, don't worry. Your
BP will get high. Dad has gone.

Has he gone to the Britishers
to get an English toilet seat?

What are you saying, Grandma?
- Here.

Daughter-in-law, put less ghee
on the parathas. - Yes.

There is too much ghee.

There has been no ghee in the
house for the last six months, dad.

Is that so?
But the paratha seems wet.

The paratha must be crying.

Even the paratha is
yearning for ghee, not just us.

Daughter-in-law, get
one paratha for me too.

Grandma, why are you recharging
when your outgoing is not working?

For an English toilet seat.

What is this?

What you wanted.
An English seat in western style.

I am not going to sit on this.

Mom, don't throw
tantrums about this now.

Bimla, explain it to him.
I can't sit on this.

What should I say, mom?

I have stopped saying anything.

They can do whatever they want.

I will fall from this.

Hrithik.

Did you give birth to
a son or a model that

he must present a
demonstration of everything?

What is the problem, Grandma?
It's absolutely top-notch.

Look, there is even
space to rest your arms.

Is it available in
an English seat? No.

And if your back gets tired,
you can rest it easily like this.

Is that available in
an English seat? No.

What does it lack?
- It doesn't have a hand-jet.

Yes, well, everything
can't be perfect now, can it?

Right, dad?
- Yes, absolutely right.

Absolutely right.
- Yes, yes. Absolutely right.

Get lost.

Yes!

I will heat the car and come.
- Go on!

How much did you get it for?

They were selling an
English seat for 4000.

I bought this for 150.

Now, the objective is clear,
whether we spend 4000 or 150.

But didn't you overspend?

Dad, we can't count money
when it comes to mom.

By the way, there was one
available for 80 rupees too.

But it had only three legs.
- You should have got that one then.

We would have placed bricks
on one side and balanced it.

Yes, I didn't think of that.

You don't understand anything.

That's enough! Petrol is expensive
now. Don't move the car too much.

Just start it once and turn it
off, that is enough to heat it.

Shall we go?
- Yes.

Point to be noted, my lord.

They can't get a toilet
seat for their mom.

But they have a BMW parked at home.

This tells us that women
and their

needs are downtrodden
in this household.

Objection, my lord.

Now the lion will roar.

I want to say that...
- Really? Objection?

An objection for what?

What? An objection for what?

Sit quietly.

Brother, let it be.

You can't even speak
in front of your wife.

How will you fight for my wife?

Sir, a BMW is definitely
parked at our house.

But we haven't bought it.

My dad won it in the lottery.

And since that day, it has
been parked at the same spot.

It is moved ten feet daily. Five
feet forward and five feet backward.

Right, dad? - No, no. Six feet.
Three forward, three backward.

Okay, okay. Yes, what happened next?

Where have you turned? - Just
there, dad. We need to get fuel.

There's a petrol pump.

Didn't you get fuel worth
70 rupees four days ago?

It's been six days since that, dad.

That much fuel is used
to travel to and from home.

So, you are enjoying yourself a
lot with your father's grace.

Fill it for sixty rupees.

Fill it.

What is this? Fill the fuel.

I already have. The rates
have increased. Look up.

You can buy a bottle
of fanta for 60 rupees.

Then you should
fill fanta in it, Uncle.

Move along.
- Go on.

Yes, come sit then.
- Hey.

Our family will be ruined one
day because of your overspending.

The shop is just
two kilometres away.

Can't you walk for two kilometres?

If we all walk for
two kilometres each,

imagine how much
money the country can save?

How much fuel can be
saved in the country?

Alright, dad.

You calculate yourself how
much money can be saved like this.

If everyone starts thinking like
that, our pumps will be shut down.

We had a nice long walk today.

Dad, if we make the
whole of India walk like this

then the Sheikhs of
Dubai will become poor.

Hail Goddess Laxmi.

I am thinking, shouldn't we start
coming at seven in the morning?

I suggest you should sleep here.

Your idea is good too. - Our
goods are selling like hotcakes.

Well, that's a good thing.
And look at that,

they have turned on four lights.
Aren't two lights enough?

Dad, people should be able to see
the things we are selling, right?

Our taste is what sells.
Hey, Gattu.

Look, he is five minutes late again.

Gattu can't be saved today.
- I will explain it to him.

Greetings, Uncle Gattu.
- Greetings, son.

You are late again today?
- Just five minutes late.

Just five...
Are five minutes less?

Do you know how many days
are there in a month? 30.

So, how many minutes is that per
month? - How many?

How many... 30... Dad,
hand me the calculator.

Here, explain it to him.
- I will tell him.

30 multiplied with 5 is
150 minutes.

Okay? How many
months are there in a year?

Twelve.

12. 12 multiplied with 150

is 1800 minutes.

How long have you been working here?

Fifteen years.
- Fifteen years.

1800 multiplied by 15.

27000 minutes.

If you had given those
minutes to our shop then we

would have a five-star
hotel today, Uncle Gattu.

Sorry, dear. You couldn't make
a five-star hotel because of me.

Absolutely. From now on,
give five minutes to our shop and

in the coming fifteen years,
we'll have a five-star hotel.

Okay? Dad, take this.

Chottu, put one. Move it.

Do you understand now?

What could be the
consequences of coming late?

Yes, Sir. Your son has
explained everything.

Well, whose son is he? Let's go
down. - He is a father, not a son.

Good morning, brother.

Hey, you have come
back with that face again?

Dad has told you so many
times that your face is jinxed.

Our day doesn't start well
if you come and show your face.

Brother, the news that I've brought
is even more jinxed than my face.

What else can you say
from that mouth? Go on.

Did you speak to Simmi?
- Simmi? My baby.

Your baby has been
adopted by someone else.

What do you mean?
- I saw her in the park.

She is openly exchanging
snacks with someone.

Hey, firstly, stop
speaking in Sanskrit.

Whatever you want
to tell me, do it in Hindi.

Do you understand?

Try to understand.
She is putting the snacks

in her mouth but someone
else is eating them.

Try to get it.
- Yes...

Hold on for a minute. Chottu,
come here and handle the counter.

Are you looking for a pistol?
- Yes. Come along now.

There they are, sitting in the park.

Snacks? Brother, this
rascal has eaten all the snacks.

What is this?
- The bill of our love.

1650 rupees.

I don't want any bills.

She threw it away?

This even has sandal repair written
in it. - Yes, they were hers.

Who the hell are you?
- Your IQ level is very weak.

He is her past and
you are her present.

Is she my past?
- Obviously.

He is my past, baby.
You are my present.

Oh, Mr. Present, who will
pay me these 1650 rupees?

You or her?

I will give you. I'll give it, baby.

How much is it? 1650?
- He is paying it.

1650. Here, take this
and get lost from here.

Shall we go?

It's good we solved that with love.
I thought there will be a scuffle.

What happened?

What happened? Don't fight with him.
- Will you marry her?

Yes, why?
- Do you know what, brother?

I have a sweet shop.
Here, Meethaner sweet shop.

When you get married,
buy sweets from our shop.

Do you know what is best in
taste? Mom and Meethaner sweets.

He is such a strange man.
- What is this drama?

You were acting like
Munna Bhai earlier then

now, why are you are
acting like Pankaj Udhas?

I did all that with a heavy heart.
- Is that so?

She was nice, my friend.
- Yes, she was nice.

Hey, she was your sister-in-law.
And she still is a little bit.

She hasn't left my heart completely.

Jaani, how much do drugs cost?

I don't know much but...

the most expensive one...

Don't talk about expensive ones.
Tell me an affordable one.

Alcohol.
- Yes.

You can get a bottle for
1200 rupees. - 1200...

See if it can go any lower.

Breezer. It is for 80 rupees.
- 80...

80?
- Yes.

A little more affordable.
- Do one thing.

Go to the bus station and smoke
the cigarette buds lying there.

You cheap lover.

She broke my heart in the morning
so don't say such things to me.

Then don't be sad.

We will take revenge.
- I have taken revenge.

What?
- Right there, immediately.

Her bill was 1330 rupees.
I took 1650.

What a sharp boy you are.
What happened next?

Talk about all that later.

First, get me a divorce.
- Oh, God.

Aunt, you are still
stuck at that same point?

Will you get me divorced or not?
- No, I will not.

I don't want to hear
the story further.

Enough of this. Get me some nice
ginger tea with a dash of sugar.

Sir...

Sir, I will tell you
what happened next.

Sit down, mom.

Sir, then I was sad for a few days.

I listened to Arijit's songs and
threw Kumar Sanu out of my heart.

And I even tried
to write sad songs.

Why?
- You know, it happens in love...

A man becomes a poet.

So, I couldn't learn poetry.

But then one day, Bulbul

came to the shop.

Is that so? Bulbul came? Wow.

Beloved, you took so long to come.

Baby, I am really sorry.

I made you spend a lot
of money today, right?

It's alright, baby.

Tell me, what will you eat?

What is available here?

Excuse me.
- Yes, ma'am?

Can we get some dhokla?
- Of course, you can.

Chottu, one delicious, top-notch

dhokla for ma'am.

It will be here in a minute.
- Okay.

Have some shame.

You just broke up yesterday and you

have started staring
at girls already?

So, I broke up.

I don't have an STD
that I can't stare at girls.

Go on, keep looking. In any
case, you are destined only to look.

Why?
- The guy who is sitting with her,

spends 40,000 rupees
per month on her shopping.

She eats a subway
sandwich every day for lunch.

I don't know how she is
eating your dhokla today.

Hey, I can make her eat
all that too.

I will do that too.
It costs 350 rupees.

Has your entire family ever
spent 350 rupees on lunch?

Money is not everything.
- Get lost.

What is going on with you
boys and girls nowadays?

You break up today and
fall in love again tomorrow.

Couldn't you sing sad
songs for another few days?

My lord, this tells us

what a playboy Mr. Hrithik is.

Brother, you say something too.

You have taken money too.

Or did you give our money to her?

No, no, I will speak.
- Yes.

Now the lion will roar.
- Is that right? Will you speak now?

You can't even wash
dirty clothes at home.

You will speak here.
Shut up and sit down.

Mr. Verma.

If you want, you can go
out to get some fresh air.

So, Mr. Hrithik.

What is all this? You just broke up

and fell in love
the very next day?

That is what I want to say too.

I have not even
looked at another man

except for Chaman's
father until today.

But I will now.

I will divorce this miser.

My lord, first of all, throw
divorce at her face.

I won't just get a divorce,
I will take

a hefty amount of
money from Kishori Lal.

You won't get anything.

Listen, sit down.
Ma'am, you sit down as well.

Please. Please.

Mr. Hrithik.
- Yes, Sir.

Let us hear more
about your love story.

Sir, have you ever fallen in love?

So?
- So, you must be knowing, Sir.

What happens when one falls in love.

Even bland water turns sweet.

It seems as if

all the romantic songs in the
world are being written only for me.

Ghalib, Gulzaar, Jaani...

are writing songs only for me.

I can't concentrate on anything.

My heart has become a bee

and is flying here and there.

Flying here and there.
- Flying.

Flying here and there.

Flying here and there.
- Flying.

Bimla, when we came to meet
you for your wedding... - Yes?

Your dad said our daughter
can cook so many dishes.

But your menu only consists
of lentils. - Yes.

Dear, make Peas paneer
too once in a blue moon.

Mom.

You can't make Peas paneer
out of a pumpkin.

It is very important to have paneer
at home to cook paneer.

No, dear, no. Paneer is heavy.

Lentils are good.
Light and easily digestible.

I don't have to fly after eating
light and easily digestible lentils.

Right, Chaman? Get paneer tomorrow.

Mom, do you know? The milk
that is produced in the country,

double of that gets sold.

Which means fake milk.

I don't know how these people
make fake paneer out of fake milk.

Chaman, I saw a video.

They make paneer out of napkins.
- Well, there you go.

Will I feed my mom napkins now?
Do I want to kill her? - Enough.

I have understood.
Serve me more lentils.

Thank you for saving my life.

Hello.

I am asking you what happened?

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

Then eat your food.

The food will get cold then you'll
reheat it, waste gas, waste money.

This isn't just about today, Raj.

It has happened many times.

If I like something, why
is it never in your budget?

Baby... buy that dress next month.

I don't have money right now.

When do you have money?

Baby, I bought you
an iPhone last month.

There you go. You rubbed it in.

That was all I needed
to hear, right? Get up.

Get lost from here.

Listen to me.
- I said get out of here.

I will get you that dress.

Listen to me at least...

I said get lost from here,
didn't I? Or should I leave?

Excuse me. Send some water please.
- Chottu.

Take a glass of water for ma'am.

With some sherbet in it.
- I will do it right away, Sir.

Hello, brother.
- She is upset with me.

But she loves me a lot.

Yes, I can see that.

Okay, write sorry, darling,
on each piece. - Sorry?

Darling.
- Darling? Okay.

Give it to her.

She is angry.

She will come around.

And give her a red velvet cake.

She really likes that.

Red velvet?
- How much is all that for?

500.
- Okay.

Here you go. Okay.

Brother, another 100 rupees.

But the cake is for 500.

Yes, but you made the mistake
and we are apologizing for it.

That will cost you
another 100 bucks.

Oh. You are right.

Thank you.

Your brother sent a cake for you.

Move your hand.

It's not good for you.

Move your hand.

Break up with you.

Damn him...

All boys are alike.

Until yesterday,
I used to feel that too,

that all girls are alike.

But may I say something?

Betrayal doesn't see the gender.

A person who has to betray
will betray no matter what.

What do you mean?

I too broke up with
someone two days ago.

Oh.
- Hi. I am Hrithik Singla.

By the way,

why did you break up?

A person who wants to leave
you and go has plenty of excuses.

Just like yours did. He made
an excuse of not having money.

It is Raj's call. He must
have called to apologize.

I disconnected it.
I got that call too.

There is something
known as self-respect too.

I even blocked her.

Yes.

One must be valued...
Not like this.

My lord, when she found out
that I own Meethaner sweet shop then

she spoke to me as if

she knows me since forever.
- Lies. Absolute lies.

This man is lying.

I didn't talk to him because
he owns Meethaner sweet shop.

I spoke to him because...

I liked him.

Thank you.

My lord, this man cheated Bulbul

by writing breakup on
the cake instead of sorry.

Because I had started liking her.

Sir, everything is
fair in love and war.

Yes.

But, Mr. Hrithik, your
love is not love anymore.

It has become a mess
and turned into a war.

Then what happened? - Then
it all got a bit dramatic, Sir.

Dramatic? Like they show
in the movies? - Yes.

Hero sent his goons
to tease the heroine.

They teased the girl and
then the hero went and

fake-hit them and
later gave them money?

No, no, Sir. It wasn't like that.

Our next meeting was...

A coincidence.

What a coincidence?

Hey, you. What a coincidence?

It's a pleasant coincidence.

What are you doing here?
- Me?

Actually, I usually gate-crash
weddings to have delicious food.

What are you saying...

By the way, what are you doing
here? Did you come here to eat?

No, I didn't come
here to eat. I just...

came to drop off these
sweets at the wedding venue.

The sweets have been
ordered from our shop.

What happened to your love story?

Well, you are very
interested in my love story.

No, no, no...
It's not like that.

Just for general knowledge.

I haven't spoken to
Raj since that day.

He ran off to Canada.
- Yes.

I have heard that he has
started seeing a girl there.

Swine.
- So sad, right?

Hello. Yes, I am telling you,
Uncle... - Hey, Neetu.

Meet my friend, Neetu, the
showstopper of this show.

She is getting engaged today.
Do you know?

She is going to marry a
very rich businessman.

Congratulations. - Do you know
this guy from the sweet shop?

He is not a guy
from the sweet shop.

He is the owner of
the Meethaner sweet shop.

He is very down-to-earth. That is
why he does all the work himself.

I thought he is a miser. He doesn't
have enough workers at his shop.

That's why he came
to drop the sweets himself.

Let me finish my call.

Hello? Yes.

Sorry, she called you a miser.
Actually, the thing is,

she is about to marry a
very rich businessman.

Do you know? This girl has made
them spend a lot on this wedding.

They are both planning to go
to Paris for their honeymoon.

Is that so?
- That was her dream.

She has very expensive dreams.

We were making a
budget to go to Naina Devi.

We'll do one thing,
every last Saturday of the month

there is a free bus.
We can go in that.

By the way, what are your dreams?

I have to see the whole world.

I have to go on a world tour.

The bus will do and
there are many free-food counters

on the way,
we'll eat from there.

I want to have dinner at the
best restaurant in the world.

And a holy offering of 11 rupees
would be more than enough.

I want to sit in a huge stadium
in America

and watch Justin Bieber live.

I have heard that one
ticket is worth 11 lac rupees.

Won't a holy offering of 11
rupees be a bit too extravagant?

With family, dad.
- Okay. Then it's fine.

When are we going? - We are not
going. We are just discussing it.

But we should plan at least.
- Yes. Absolutely.

I have been on a world tour
thanks to your planning.

Mom, may I serve the food?
- What have you cooked?

Lentils.
- That's it. I have had enough.

Mom, you don't have enough,
you have food.

It happens, dear. Sometimes
a person can have enough.

You are on the wrong track.

We need to find
a girl who listens to

Narendar Chanchal,
not Justin Bieber.

Are you done?
- Yes.

Are you my friend or enemy?

I am your friend. - If you are
my friend then encourage me.

You are just scaring me.

How much do I have to pay you?
- 25 rupees.

25? Here are 20 rupees.

Don't say anything. I send many
customers to your shop. - Okay.

You are keeping 5 rupees
commission for beard trimming.

You have selected a girl who

spends 15000 in the salon. - Money
is not everything in this world.

Love means something too.
- A face means something as well.

Now tell me. Let's go.

Your brother is going
to propose to Bulbul.

You'll get beaten.

Then?

Then what happened?

Did you propose?
- Sir...

May I get a glass of water?

You must be very tired.

You are feeling thirsty.

Why just water? Have tea. Okay?

Everyone else too, whoever
wants tea, have tea. And the rest...

Okay. Go ahead.

The court is adjourned.

Who all will drink tea?
- What do you mean by that?

Everyone will drink it. We have
all been here since morning.

Yes. You are a bit too tired.

Couldn't you sit quietly
inside for a little while?

Why should I sit quietly?

The judge asked me to speak the
truth. I started telling the truth.

Divide two teas into five cups.

Two divided by five?
Who drinks that nowadays, Sir?

What is it to you? Whether we
have two divided by five or ten?

Just give us the tea and
tell us how much to pay you?

Just wash the glasses after
you drink the tea. That is enough.

Here you go.

You drink it. I had tea yesterday.

Drink it.

Come this side. Sit.

Dear, shall we speak
to Bulbul once and see?

It's of no use, mom.

Everything has been ruined now.

Dear, think carefully
before you decide.

Everyone has some drawbacks.

No one is hundred percent perfect.

The boy is nice.

Dad, whatever I have decided, I have
done so after thinking carefully.

I am the one who decided
to get married, right?

Now, I am the one who
will decide to get a divorce.

And please don't
interfere in my matters.

Have these medicines.

Water.
- Water.

Mr. Hrithik,

then how did you propose to Bulbul?

We have been sitting here
like this for the last ten minutes.

Will you say something?

And I don't understand

why do you ask me to
meet you in this park?

Greenery... The open sky.

All these things bring
positivity into life.

And...

What I am about to say to you...

I need a lot of
positivity for that, so...

What are you about to say?
Now don't say that you love me.

No, no. Why would
anyone say 'I love you'?

But...

When I am at the shop...

I feel that if you were standing
there instead of my dad,

I would handle the shop even better.

And when I sit down
at the dining table to eat,

I feel that if you would be sitting
in the chair next to me then...

the lentils would taste better.

Will you hurry up a bit, Mr. Hrithik?
I need to handle other cases too.

Yes...

So, Bulbul... I...

Bulbul, I...

Sorry.

I love you.

Sorry.

Sorry? What do you mean?

Yes or no?

Yes. Yes, indeed.

Ms. Bulbul.

What did you suddenly
see in this man that you

said yes?

Because his name is Hrithik.

And I really like Hrithik Roshan.

Well, look at that.

You said yes because
his name is Hrithik?

My name has Bachchan
attached to it too.

I didn't find any Rekha
in my youth.

For the last thirty years, the
same Shakuntala Devi

is sitting in my house.

My lord.
- Yes?

If you allow then I would like
to ask Bulbul a few questions.

Will you be able to ask?
Then go ahead. - Yes.

Ms. Bulbul.
- Yes.

Are you a small kid?

No.

So, when you were roaming
around on his scooter,

didn't you realize then
that Hrithik is a miser?

Bravo. Bravo.

You spoke late,
but you did it so well.

I can't understand
anything from your silence.

Tell me. - Come home.
I will answer your questions.

I was just...
- What do you mean you just?

Sorry.
- What is this?

Again time pass?

He is apologizing.

This is what you'll get at half
rate. He won't be able to do it.

Bulbul, when you were
sitting on his scooter

didn't you realize
that he is a miser?

He didn't let me realize, my lord.

Will I eat this?

Yes, baby. This isn't normal food.

Mom made this food.

And the taste of food cooked
by mom,

can't be found anywhere.

I know. I have a mother too.

Yes, but my mom makes
very delicious lentils.

Just try this once, baby.

No. I want to go to JW.

The shahi paneer
there is my favourite.

JW?

Let's go right now.
I hate these lentils anyway.

I order food online whenever
lentils are cooked at my home.

Every time? Online?

But, baby...

If we go then this food
would be wasted, right?

And you know insulting
food brings extreme bad luck.

Yes, baby.

Brother.

Take these lentils and roti.
- Lentils? Chicken.

Let's go straight to JW now.

Baby. Bulbul.

You shouldn't get upset over
small things. Listen to me, Bulbul.

What Bulbul?

I told you, right?
Marriott means Marriott.

Okay.

Just a minute.

Marriott?

Tell me one thing.

What do you think?

That I will refuse to
take a beautiful girl

to Marriott?

I will take you. Promise.

Okay.
- Okay, tell me something.

I have heard that beautiful
girls love gol-gappas.

Yes. Obviously.
- Do you like them too?

How many can you eat at once?

A lot of them.

You can't have more than me.

Challenge?
- No.

I am sure that you'll
lose this challenge.

I won't lose.
- Are you sure?

Shall we do it then?
- Where?

Here.

Deepak Chaat Bhandaar.

Okay. Let's go.

Yes.

Two spicy plates.
- Right away, sir.

And until ma'am says no,

keep feeding her.

Here you go.
- Just a minute.

We'll start together,
not like this. - Okay.

Ready? One, two, three, start.
- Yes.

Twenty-two.
- Twenty-three.

Enough.

Enough. No more.

Here is your money, mate.

You win and I lose.

Here are your 10 rupees for winning
the wager. - Thank you.

It's amazing. Beautiful girls
are crazy over gol-gappas.

That is true.
- So, as I promised.

Shall we go?
- Where?

Marriott.
- Are you insane?

I can't even breathe.

We'll go to Marriott some other
time. Yes. - Are you sure?

Will we go?
- Yes.

Yes.

Brilliant.

Very good.

Every husband and
boyfriend should use this idea.

Oh, my God.

Why didn't I think of this
in the past thirty years?

Because you hadn't met me.

I could have saved so much money.

Salute.
- Thank you.

Sir, may I tell the
story from here on?

She is narrating the
scene instead of the story.

Yes, yes. You have a right too.
Carry on.

But if you do some hanky panky,

I will stop you right there.
Don't blame me later.

Alright.
- As your wish.

My lord, then... just like this,

our love kept increasing.
- You mean

a song, right?

Did you sing a song?

"I don't enjoy anything
without you, my love."

"I want to keep looking at
you from morning till night."

"Even the long nights
are sad without you."

"The happiness will
come in the morning."

"I don't enjoy anything
without you, my love."

"I want to keep looking at
you from morning till night."

"You write such sweet
love letters to me."

"You bought me
beautiful white bangles."

"When you are about to come,"

"My eyes keep waiting for you."

"I don't enjoy anything
without you, my love."

"I want to keep looking at
you from morning till night."

"I don't enjoy anything
without you, my love."

"My eyes are holding many dreams."

"I keep waiting for you
to come, my beloved."

"I keep talking
alone to your picture."

"The picture never talks to me."

"I have lost myself
in all your excuses."

Ma'am, what's the time?

"I don't enjoy anything
without you, my love."

"I want to keep looking at
you from morning till night."

"I don't enjoy anything
without you, my love."

Hello?

What happened?
- Dad.

Bulbul, listen.

There, there.

Don't worry. I have called the
ambulance. It will be here soon.

It seems Bulbul is here too.

Don't worry, nothing
will happen to you.

Dad.

Mom, what happened to dad?

He has chest pains again.

I have called the ambulance,
they said it will take half an hour.

Half an hour?
- Half an hour is a lot.

Relax.
- Thank God.

Hrithik bought you here on time.

And you are feeling better now.

He is fine. He is absolutely fine.

Knock on the wood.
The reports are all fine.

And, Aunt, understand how
to give him his medication.

This is to be given on an empty
stomach. - Okay.

This one at noon and this one
at night. - Okay.

And this before he sleeps.

Okay.

Hrithik, thank you.

For what?

You did well by getting dad to
the hospital on your scooter.

This isn't a new idea.

I had watched 'Three Idiots'
so I just followed that.

And, Uncle, Doctor was very clear

that you can't eat fried food.

I can eat the wedding food, right?

What?
- Whose wedding?

Yours.

Will you keep roaming like this?
Don't you want to get married?

We will.
- Hrithik.

Talk to your parents.

We will come to talk to them.

Then get well quickly
and I will talk to them.

Okay, take care.
- Okay, dear.

Okay.
- Hrithik...

He is such a nice boy.

Talk to your family today.

The thing is I have a lot of
plans regarding my wedding.

Dad.

Dad, I said I have selected a girl.

And you are looking at your diary.

You have chosen the girl

but we have to take care of
the wedding expenses, right?

That means you have
no problem with the girl.

With the wedding?
- We have no objections.

Did you hear that?

They have no objections
to the wedding.

Yes.

Hey, sit down. Listen to
the important thing first.

Here is the wedding budget.

Let's do one thing, let's
rent Aggarwal Dharamshala.

We will get a discount. Okay?

Yes, absolutely right.
- I won't get married in a palace.

Mine will be a destination wedding.

We don't need a car.

Dharamshala is close by.
We can all walk.

Mr. Groom, when you enter,

you must do it in a helicopter.

Forget about the groom's attire.

We can get my old
wedding suit fitted for him.

And all the dresses of the family

will be designed by
Manish Malhotra.

There is no need for sweets.

Everything will come from our shops.

And the desserts
should be world-class.

We won't need the DJ too. Already
there is so much noise pollution.

And, yes, we must book Mika Singh.

The man knows how
to make people dance.

Here you go. That's the final budget
for the wedding. 51000 rupees.

The most expensive
wedding of the family.

We haven't held back in any way.

Dad.

I want to say something.

How many times should I say
that this wedding can't happen?

But why?
- Actually...

Look, how beautiful the girl is.

Then keep the photo,
but we don't want the girl.

Look at the difference
between our family and yours.

Marriage proposals come from
America and Canada for our grandson.

We didn't even say yes to them.
- But...

Bulbul and Hrithik love each other.
- They can keep doing it.

What is love? Even Aamir Khan loved
Reena Dutta and Kiran Rao a lot.

But he got divorced twice.

Right, dad?
- They can do anything.

They are big people.
- Is that right?

So, you mean to
say that we are small?

Now I won't hear another word.

But, dad.
- You be quiet.

Go inside, hide your face
under a pillow and cry.

But this marriage will never happen.

It can never happen.

Yes. I don't know where these people
come from with wedding proposals.

Is it here?

Brother, do you think you'll be
successful in what you are doing?

Don't worry. I have been
the best actor in Ram-Leela.

Just watch my acting today.

Hail, God Ram. - How can they
refuse the wedding like this, dad?

They were even telling
us our place in society.

Yes.
- Is that so?

Let me meet him,
I will tell him...

Greetings, Aunt.
- Greetings.

Greetings.
- Sit.

Why did you come here now?
- We came to apologize.

Uncle, sorry.

Sorry, Aunt.

And don't worry, Uncle.

I will only marry Bulbul.

How will you do it, son?

Your dad refused on our face.

So? Uncle, I am the one
who has to get married.

Dad doesn't have to get married.

And don't you worry.

I will marry Bulbul tomorrow.

Tomorrow? How can we do it tomorrow?

Oh, you ask too many questions.

Just watch and I will see too

who stops our wedding.

And, sister-in-law, I have
spoken to the lawyer.

Lawyer? What are you two up to?

Will you keep quiet?

I...

can't tolerate Uncle
being disrespected.

Sit down.

Dad.
- Think about it, dear.

Whatever you both decide.

And sister-in-law.
Mika will come tomorrow at 11.

Really? Will Mika come too?

Mika is coming?
- Mika is the lawyer's name.

My brother is getting married.

Put the garlands on each other.
- Yes.

Sister-in-law.

Put it on him.

We only had the money for one.

You could have bought a cheap one.
- This is the cheapest one.

You put this on corpses,
not on a groom.

What happened?

He thought that we are one.

So, we will only need one garland.

Son of a gun. Sir...

Can't we simply
sign and get married?

You can only get a
divorce by signing.

I have to listen to inauspicious
things today because of you.

Sir, may I get another garland?

Wait. Mr. Verma.

Does Mr. Verma have a garland?
Wow. That is amazing.

You have two garlands.
- He has a garland.

Here, he has two. Give this to me.

This garland has
been in three weddings.

Congratulations,
you are the fourth one.

Wedding. Return that garland

and get the money back.
- Put it in her neck.

It's done.

Be careful. The doors are small.

Come.

I am feeling very scared.

Dad doesn't have a gun, does he?

My dad's name is Chaman Lal.

Have you ever heard that a
Chaman Lal has a gun?

Nothing will happen. Come.

Welcome, my dear. Welcome.

May God bless you, kids.
Heartiest congratulations.

Here is your customary money.
Welcome to our house.

Many congratulations
on your wedding, dear.

Dad, look, what a beautiful
daughter-in-law we got.

She is exactly like Goddess Laxmi.

Come quickly. Give our
daughter-in-law her customary money.

Stop being angry.
We'll make Peas paneer today.

What is this drama?

First,
your family refused your wedding.

When you married her and came,
they started welcoming you?

Welcome. What is this suspense?

I will tell you that too, my lord.

Yes.

Grandma, you?

What are you doing here?
- To celebrate your wedding night.

Which means I am here to tell
you your husband's secrets.

What do you mean?
- I mean...

how much is the total
cost of the wedding?

It is a huge expense. 51000.

What if I manage to do
a wedding worth 51000

in 5100?

5100? How is that?

That is why they
did this drama so that

the marriage could be done
in court.

And it should be done in
an inexpensive manner.

They are a family of misers.

Tell me, when did you
have Peas paneer?

Last night at home.

That is it then.
Note down the date.

It will be a memorable date.

You'll have to eat
lentils from now on.

And honeymoon? We are going
for the honeymoon, aren't we?

Honeymoon?

Bravo. Bravo.

Wow.

Great! Oh, God,

they should make statues
of you at every corner.

Those statues should be worshipped.

The government should use you for

learning how to save funds.
Very good.

Keep it up.

So, Ms. Bulbul, what happened then?

I know we had a love marriage.

But the wedding night
comes only once in life.

You removed your veil.

Many things have been unveiled.

What do you mean?
I didn't understand.

What is today?
- Today is Wednesday.

It is our wedding night.
- Sorry... I forgot.

Of course, it's our wedding night.
- My gift?

For my beautiful wife, Bulbul.

Are you trying to fool
me by giving me a flower?

May I ask for a
present of my choice?

Yes, tell me.
- A diamond ring.

A diamond... ring?
- Did I ask for a small thing?

Okay, tell me, when are
we going for our honeymoon?

I...

I haven't thought about that.

Then think. Why aren't you thinking?

Do one thing. Book two
tickets online to go to Europe.

Four days, three nights.

Europe?

Now the family has agreed too.

Shall we have a reception?
And book Mika Singh too.

Listen to me.

Baby, listen to me! Baby!

The wedding will happen when we go
on our honeymoon. Do you understand?

And if the honeymoon doesn't happen,

then forget that our
wedding night will ever happen.

Miser!

Baby is not listening.

But you must have heard.

Yes, son.
- So, now?

Honeymoon? Never.

Do you know how much
that will cost?

Look, he is worried
about the cost.

She is adamant.

What is so special about a
honeymoon that can't happen here?

Dad... what are you saying?

Tell me, what should I do?

Don't do anything.
- I can't do anything anyway.

The door is locked.

She will forget everything in a day
or two. Everything will be alright.

Go and rest, son.
- Where?

She has locked the door from inside.

So, what?

Sleep here.

Oh.

Don't ring the bell so much.
Our bill will increase. I am coming.

Who has come this
early in the morning?

Sir, your order.
- This isn't ours.

Go.
- Sir, this is the address.

When I don't have the app,
then how can I order?

Sir...
- I placed the order.

Bill. Thank you.

Sir, pay the bill.

990 rupees?

What on earth did she order?

Sir, the subway is expensive.

Subway...

Tell me something.
Who eats subway in the morning?

Sir, bill.
- I am paying for it.

Here you go. Hello?
- Yes, sir.

Ten rupees?
- Sir, tip?

For what? - When people
are happy, they give a tip.

But I am not happy. Go away.

The whole day will be jinxed now.

It is delicious.

Look, I am old.

You are new.
Fulfil all your demands.

You are a modern girl.

Make them spend as
much money as you can.

Forget about expenditure, Grandma.

Now watch, what happens next.

They are a family
of misers, aren't they?

Now they will find out what a
spendthrift daughter-in-law is.

Grandma, will you come
for a long drive with me?

Let's go.

Oh! Hrithik!

Hrithik!
- What?

What happened? - Your wife
and my father's wife took my BMW.

It has an average of six.
This family will be doomed.

Then why didn't you
lay in front of the car?

How could you let the car leave?

Don't worry.

It will cost us less
than a honeymoon.

Don't worry.
- I already told you.

Don't look at her. But, no.

You looked and even married her.

Pay for it. - I thought everything
will be alright after marriage.

She was my love.

But what should I tell you?

She ate subways worth
990 rupees in the morning.

She had subways worth 990 rupees?
- Don't touch anything.

This is great.

Your wife ate subways
worth 990 rupees.

And you can't even let
your friend have snacks.

Whatever is happening to you is
good. - Don't make me punch you.

Otherwise, my anger
will be vented at you.

What happened?

Hold this quickly.
- What happened?

Nothing. What will happen?

Yes? Tell me.

Baby, have you taken my card?

Why? Can't I take your card?

I am your wife after all.

I am your responsibility.

Yes, why just the card?
You can take me too.

But how did you find out my pin?

It was your birthdate, right?

Okay, I'll talk to you later.

Let me shop a little.
- What? Hello...

She is very intelligent.

Mom, these sports shoes are for you.

But what will I do with shoes?

That too sports shoes.
- Keep them.

Your husband didn't even
buy slippers for you until now.

If your daughter-in-law has bought
sports shoes then wear them.

She is throwing tantrums.

And do you know, mom?

These go really well
with Indian wear.

But, Bulbul, ever since
you went shopping,

Hrithik's dad became unwell.

He is bound to be unwell.

Bulbul, a toothpaste that lasts
three months is used in this house.

They keep pressing
it until it's dead.

And so much stuff has
come into the house,

he was bound to get a shock.
- Yes, grandma.

How much did they spend?

16000.
- How much?

16000.

16000?

What does Bulbul want?

Honeymoon...

Take her. Before we
have to go to Haridwar.

Take her on honeymoon.

I will make a budget.

Amazing. Salute to women's power.

It seems she went to
Paris after all. Right?

You increased your budget,
didn't you?

Yes, absolutely.
When you hear the story further,

you'll also get to see Paris.

Is that so? Very nice.
I am very interested to hear it.

This is so much fun.
So, all of you people

come to Paris
without a visa. Please.

Fasten your seatbelts.

If we had to travel like
this then I was fine at home.

What could I do?
I was given a budget of 6000.

By the way, Kasauli is
very nice and beautiful.

Greenery, mountains.
Believe me, we'll have fun.

I have come to Kasauli
at least ten times.

For honeymoon?
- No, with my friends.

And on top of that, this old bus.

At least you could have got the car.

How could I bring the car
within a budget of 6000?

It would have needed
fuel worth 6000.

And this bus is so nice.
It's so much fun

to travel with so
many passengers.

Forget about all this. Let's
talk about something romantic.

What happened?

Stop the bus. I am going to vomit.

Hey, stop the bus.

Brother!
- What happened?

Stop the bus.
She is going to vomit.

Be careful.
Take some water, Bulbul.

Don't touch me. Move back.

Be careful.
- What did she eat?

Nothing. A cold drink and a patty.

That is why she's vomiting so much.
- You are right.

30 and 40, I spent 70 rupees.

All the money is wasted.
She couldn't keep

it in her stomach
even for two hours.

Let's go. We are getting late.

Just two more minutes.
She is almost done.

How do you know
she's almost done?

She is my wife,
I fed her, so, I know.

Hey! Where are you going?
- Let's go.

Hold on for a minute! How can you go
like this? For the sake of humanity.

Stop for two minutes.
She's almost done.

You wasted all my money.
- Hurry up.

What are you doing?
- Goddess will curse you.

Why do you always behave like this?
Let's go. - I did it for you.

Let's go.
- But...

What kind of hotel is this?

Baby, this is a family hotel.

They seem like a family.
They are a family.

Come. Look.

Are you happy?
This is such a nice hotel.

You couldn't find any other hotel?

It smells so bad.

And it is so strange.

What are you saying?
This is a family hotel.

Family hotel.

It is a family.

Greetings. One room.
- Greetings.

For how many hours?

What do you mean for how many hours?

We'll take it for the whole night.

I won't act miserly here.

By the way, how much is it for?
- 600.

Give it to us.
- Name?

Hrithik Singla.

Sign.

109. Best of luck.

Come. This is the best...

hotel... of the city.

I can see. It is best
because you got it for 600.

Smile, please.

See? Hey.

Look.

Please stop being
angry now for God's sake.

The weather is so nice.
Even God is happy today.

Can you smile? - Listen, get me
a picture with the panda.

If you keep smiling
like this, I'll get you

a picture with a leopard,
a tiger, a dog, anyone.

Let's go.
- Brother, one selfie.

Yes.
- How is it?

It is very beautiful. Thank you.
- It's beautiful. Thank you.

Hey.

What? 200 rupees for one picture?

Are you a panda or Salman Khan?

Brother, give me 200 rupees.
- 200?

It was just a picture, mate.

That is my job. - Give it to him.
Why are you embarrassing me?

What embarrassment?
How can I pay him just like that?

Does money grow on trees?

Why are you asking for money?

Look, let's meet each
other in the middle.

I won't give you a penny
more than 50 rupees.

I won't take anything
less than 200 rupees.

I told you I won't give you
a penny more than 50 rupees.

Show me how the picture turned out?
- The picture turned out to be well.

Hey. What did you do?

You fool, you deleted the picture?

My wife became happy
after such difficulty.

Just wait here. I will
complain to the cops about you.

Complain to the police later.

First, complain
regarding your wife.

She is lost. Look.

Bulbul!

We have really come
for our honeymoon, right?

You can't believe it too? Even
I couldn't believe it at first.

We have finally come
for our honeymoon.

Who feeds his wife
lentils on their honeymoon?

What is the problem with
these lentils? They are delicious.

Eat it and see.

You will enjoy it
with this warm roti.

Come.
- You can enjoy your lentils.

Hrithik.

Hrithik.

What happened?
- I am hungry.

I am hungry.

So... I had kept your
food there. Eat it.

There was just one roti there
and I have already eaten that.

It seems I ate three rotis.

When you were bringing food,
couldn't you bring an extra roti?

Just a minute.

Oh, it's 2 o'clock.

Their kitchen must be closed by now.

So? I am hungry.

I want food. Get it from anywhere.

Sorry, Bulbul.
I didn't know we won't find

anything to eat in
Kasauli at this hour.

All this has happened
because of you.

If you hadn't argued with the panda,

my mood would not have been ruined
and I wouldn't have slept hungry.

Sorry. But...

Bulbul, our work is done.

Brother, hello?
My wife is very hungry.

Make one maggi for us. It's
just a matter of one maggi.

Let me sleep. Come in the morning.

Morning? Just make that one
that takes only two minutes...

The one that you simply boil?
Just give us that.

Why are you irritating me?
Just leave. Or make it yourself.

How can I make it myself?

I can make it.

Better than any chef.

Sit.

"The maggi is cooked."

Please turn out to be good.

Sorry.

Wonderful maggi
for my beautiful client.

It's nice.

I know. Can you
smile at me now, as a tip?

No.

Why? - You didn't get me
a picture with the panda.

Are you angry about that panda?

Your panda is better than him.

He dances too.
He is at your service.

"I don't enjoy anything
without you, my love."

"I want to keep looking at
you from morning till night."

"Even the long nights
are sad without you."

"The happiness will
come in the morning."

"I don't enjoy anything
without you, my love."

"I want to keep looking at
you from morning till night."

Listen to us.

Listen!
- What have we done?

Tell us what we have done
at least.

Brother, where did you
get this beauty from?

She must be very expensive, right?

She is my wife.

Call the army of lovers.

Yes, the fire of youth.
What is your name?

Hrithik Singla.

What?
- Hrithik Singla.

Who is with you?

It's... me.
- My wife.

All these people standing
here are husbands and wives.

And the hotel,
where you were caught,

every day 100-200 husbands and
wives are caught there.

We are really husband and wife.

What is the proof?
- Yes...

I can get it on the phone.
- Yes, go ahead.

The number is
currently switched off.

The phone is off.
- Put him behind bars.

I told you, didn't I?

That don't be such a miser.
You have ruined my life.

He is a miser of the first order.

Inspector, give him the
harshest punishment.

Hang him and put him on an ice
slate. - Hey. Hold it right there.

Yes? Why aren't you saying
anything? She is talking so much.

Bulbul, sorry.

I have understood.

I have understood
your situation very well.

I have realized that you
are husband and wife.

Yes.
- Come on, get out of here.

Bulbul, listen...
- Come here, fatso.

Yes, sir?
- What is your name?

Bulbul!

You can walk really fast.

I can't walk so fast.

It is so foolish.

How can they arrest a
husband and wife like this?

Should we go to someplace else?

I have seen enough. Now stop it.

Please.

I hadn't seen a police station
until today,

and now I have seen
that too because of you.

Because of your stinginess.

What? What will you accomplish
by being such a miser?

Bulbul...

I will take you to the
panda in the morning.

That panda is usually
at the same place.

I will get a nice
picture clicked of you.

I will pay him 200 rupees.
- Are you mad?

Are you mentally unwell?

What am I saying and
what are you saying?

My life has been ruined
after marrying you.

Hrithik, you didn't
love me to marry me.

You made a plan. A master plan.

You and your family together.

Bulbul...
- Enough.

This is enough.
The wedding was done beautifully.

Thank you so much, husband.

After today, you go your way,

and I'll go mine.

Do you want to say
something, Hrithik?

No.

Ms. Bulbul.

Will you divorce him over such
a small thing that he is a miser?

This is not a small thing,
my lord.

It's not even such a
big deal, Ms. Bulbul.

I have seen and
heard people divorcing

each other over such
small matters.

I was watching the news
day before yesterday.

A wife divorced her husband
because

he used to fart very often.

Please don't laugh.
This is a serious matter.

Pardon me, my lord.

But Bulbul's reason
behind divorcing him

is quite bigger than this news.

Hrithik hid such a
habit of his from Bulbul

that she doesn't like at all.

And he married her.
- What habit?

Is that so?
Will you ask me that now?

Yes, I will.

I won't surrender in front
of everything you say.

Is he an addict?

Or does my client gamble?

He hid from her that he is a miser.

There is nothing to hide, my lord.

Is there nothing to hide in this?

Yes, there is nothing
to hide about that!

He hid such a big thing!

That means you must be hiding
a lot of things from me too!

I don't hide anything from you!
- I have found out everything.

Order! Calm down, both of you.

Lest you two get a
divorce before these two.

I am sitting here to
decide about their life.

And I want them to
take their own decision.

My lord.

I had made many plans for my life.

And my husband was
a part of that plan too.

But Hrithik didn't
turn out to be like that.

That is why I won't ruin my life.

And I want a divorce.

So, Mr. Hrithik Roshan,

Mrs. Roshan has decided that she
wants a divorce. What do you want?

Sir...

if she feels that...

we should get a divorce then

let her have it.

And...
- And?

And...

Sorry, Bulbul.

Look, the child said sorry.

Alright.

This court will give
you another ten days.

We will meet here
again after ten days.

Think carefully.
Because we are humans.

Our heart is like a chameleon.

It keeps changing.

Sometimes this and sometimes that.

It may turn out well for you.

And if it doesn't,

you are still adamant
about the same thing...

then sign the papers and

and go your separate ways.

I will start a new case too.

Same order, order.
Sit, stand. The same routine.

That is why this court
is adjourned for ten days.

Grandma.

In your stories during
my childhood,

the princess used to come back.

She didn't return in my story.

She will definitely come
back in your story too, son.

"Eyes are shedding tears."

"Love was true."

"Eyes are shedding tears."

"Love was true."

"We are separated.."

"When we are miss each other"

"eyes are filled with tears."

"There is no value"

"for the one I loved."

"When we are miss each other"

"eyes are filled with tears."

"There is no value"

"for the one I loved."

"We have come to such
a junction"

"my beloved has gone so far."

"I was so helpless."

"I was faithful,
but was considered useless."

"The one who would talk to me
about love, has forgotten me."

"Lord knows"

"what is separation."

"Neither do I get punished"

"nor do I get freedom."

"When we are miss each other"

"eyes are filled with tears."

"There is no value"

"for the one I loved."

Are you happy?

Absolutely.

And, dad, you fix your mood too.

Forget that
I ever married someone.

Forget that I ever
introduced you to a guy.

Should I forget that

a son-in-law came into this house?

And should I also forget that

Hrithik used to address me as dad?

Dad, don't use these
movie dialogues.

You are the one who has
turned this into a movie, Bulbul.

You chose a guy yourself
and introduced him to us.

You decided to marry him.

And now you have
decided to get a divorce.

He was such a nice boy.

He used to bring medicines
for your dad so late at night.

Then make him your nurse. What is
the need to make him my husband?

It has been nine years since
I have been a heart patient.

And your mom has worked
day and night to look after me.

The job that she had was her dream.

And she quit her job for my health.

You should leave your
dreams for a relationship.

You shouldn't leave your
relationships for your dreams.

All this happened because of me.

If I hadn't said anything to Bulbul,

this wouldn't have happened.

How could I know that the
matter will escalate to divorce?

I thought that they
would argue in court.

And we will all come home happy.

Even you were asking
me for a divorce in court.

There is a lot of difference
between saying it and doing it.

Where will I go if
I leave you, Kishori?

We wanted to say something, son.

Do you want to make a
budget for my divorce, dad?

No, son.

We have thought
of something for you.

Son, we can't change now.

We fight, we quarrel but we become
one again at the end of the day.

Bulbul couldn't adjust
to this atmosphere.

So, do one thing, both you and
Bulbul live separately from us.

We will find a flat or
house as Bulbul wants.

Dad, fighting in the morning

and becoming one in the evening,

that is what they call a family.

If she couldn't adjust
to our family then...

then no problem.

A separate flat won't
accomplish anything now.

She doesn't have
a problem with this house.

She has a problem
with our stinginess.

Which is in my blood.

What will I do about that, dad?

Let's go to sleep, dad.

We have to go to the shop
in the morning. - Yes, son.

When did you come to India?

Just yesterday.
You turned out to be very sneaky.

You had a love marriage
and you didn't even tell me?

Anyway, let it be. Tell me,
what is my brother-in-law like?

Forget about me.
Tell me about yourself.

You went to Paris.

I saw all your pictures.

You were looking very beautiful.
Do you know?

I am very happy
because you are happy.

Everyone seems
happy in pictures, Bulbul.

What happened?
Is everything alright?

Yes. Everything is alright.

I walked on the streets of Paris.

I shopped a lot.

I saw the Eiffel tower,
the museums.

But in all of that...

only I was there.

We weren't there.
- What do you mean?

He also had his
business meetings there.

So, he was busy with that.

He gave me his credit card.

Go wherever you want,
shop as much as you want.

But how will someone enjoy
it alone?

May I say something?

If a road is rocky but
your co-passenger is good

then the journey
can be made happily.

But if the road is smooth,

and your co-passenger is not with
you, then you can't make the journey.

My lord.
- Yes?

I want to say something.

Do you still want to say more?
- No.

I want to say something to Hrithik.

I have no problem with Hrithik.

I loved him, married him.

And I also know

I won't find anyone who
loves me more than him.

And my lord,

I can take the divorce application
back on one condition.

If he lets go of his stinginess.

Sir.

I feel that

there should be no condition
in love to change anyone.

It's love,

not a car.

That it can be modified
according to how we want.

She should accept me

the way

I am.

Just the way I am.

That's all I want to say.

Do you still want to say something?

So, you two

are adamant about your decisions.

The case that you brought to me,
you are

still fighting that case.

I will read out a paper to
you on which you need to sign.

It is written here...

that we are both signing
these divorce papers

happily.

Now, no one signs happily.
Neither you nor you.

And neither we are happy about
this, nor the people sitting here.

But there is one thing that
needs to be focused on,

that after today,
you will both have

an ex added to your lives.

You will be called an ex-husband.

And you will be called an ex-wife.

Y, Z will come into your life.

But this ex will
never leave you alone.

Now I will read out the
court's judgement to you.

Upon Bulbul Singla's appeal,

and with Hrithik Singla's
cooperation,

this court accepts your divorce.

And I, judge,
Om Prakash Bachchan,

end these proceedings
right here, right now.

This court is adjourned.

Bulbul!

Mom.
- Bulbul, your dad!

Bulbul!
- Your dad.

Dad, what happened?
- Attack...

It's alright.

Hello, ambulance?

Doctor.

He has a heart blockage.
He will need surgery.

Doctor, please do
what you need to do.

Deposit the payment at the counter.
We will start the preparations.

How much money?
- Approximately 15 lacs.

15 lacs?

We don't have that much money.

And we only have
around 4 lacs in the bank.

Doctor,
I'll deposit 5 lacs for now.

Start my dad's surgery.

I will arrange the rest.

Yes, there is no problem.
Deposit 5 lacs. - Okay.

This number is
currently switched off.

Please try after some time.

Yes, this is our file.

Bulbul, could you speak to anyone?

Mom, don't worry.

I will arrange something.

Stay with dad.

I will go to Neetu's house.

Her phone is not reachable.

Just a minute, ma'am.
Stop. Where are you going?

To meet Neetu.
- There is no one at home, ma'am.

Everyone has gone to America.

Take a deep breath.

Bulbul.
- Yes.

Mom.

How is dad now?

Surgery has been done.

Your dad is absolutely fine.

Thank you so much, God.

Neetu deposited the whole fee.

Neetu?
- Yes.

The doctor was saying

that the entire payment
has been deposited.

Do one thing, go and sit inside.

I'll get some reports and come.

You are charging
150 for a bill of 160.

If you keep forgetting
to take 10 rupees like this

then the shop will be bankrupt.

Be careful from now on.
Do you understand?

What was this behaviour?

After our divorce,

you are doing such
a huge favour for me?

I will return every penny
of yours, Hrithik Singla.

And, yes. Change your name.

It doesn't suit you.

Excuse me.

With whose permission
did you let someone else

clear our bill?
- What?

Which bill?

This one, for Mr. Vijay.

With whose permission
did you accept this cheque?

Bulbul, what happened?

Mom, she accepted someone else's
cheque without even asking us

and cleared our bill. Look.

I don't know what
they think of themselves.

They think can do favours for us.

I will return every single penny.

Excuse me, ma'am, you
have just seen your file.

Look at this and this one too.

The same cheque is in all the files.

You are not special.

Why is the same
cheque in all these files?

These are donation cheques.
They come every Saturday.

The doctor said that you
were finding it difficult to pay.

That is why we asked for this
cheque on behalf of your patient.

But you...

Did they come themselves
to give the cheque?

They never come to the hospital.

Rather, they send the
cheques with someone.

This means...

these people don't even know

that which patient is being
treated with these cheques.

Ma'am, when they don't come
here then how will they find out?

Nowadays, even if people
have to donate a fan,

they get their names
engraved on all three wings.

And these people donate
lacs of rupees every month.

And they haven't shown
their face until today.

I have heard they have
a sweet shop.

And they donate eighty per cent
of their income to this cause.

They are definitely some messiahs.

What are you thinking?

Alright. - Deliver this to
36 number in Malviya road.

And ask them to pay for the rickshaw
fare, they don't usually pay it.

Alright?
- Hrithik.

How much for the Kaju Katli?

506 rupees.
- Give me one kg.

Uncle Gattu, give
her one kg Kaju Katli.

506 rupees.

I don't have 6 rupees change.

Uncle Gattu.

Give her 494 rupees.

Sorry.

You are forgetting that...

we have been divorced.

I know that.

And I want to forget all this.

And you forget this too. Please.

That's all well and good.

Today, you can even have almonds
in our house along with cashews.

Eat!

Well, everything has
become alright now.

But what is the plan now?
- What plan, mom?

We will get married again.

And I have planned
everything for my wedding.

It will be a destination
wedding, that too in Dubai.

This wedding can't happen.

Have you seen your status?

This wedding won't happen.
Let's go.

Let's go.
- Oh, dad, sit down.

One drama can't work forever.