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[boy] Listen, Bailey.
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We've been friends for a long time.
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Since we were kids.
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But I'm in high school now,
and there's something I need to tell you.
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And before you say anything,
please just... hear me out.
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I like you.
I've liked you for a long time.
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I don't know if you feel the same,
but I don't wanna dance around anymore.
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[mellow rock music playing]
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[moans softly]
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That was nice. You're good at this.
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I am too?
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[clicks tongue] Thanks.
Guess it just comes nat--
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[groans] Ow!
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Don't you knock?
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- What the fuck are you doing?
- Nothing. I was popping a zit! Get out!
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Oh. For a second there, I thought
you might have been fucking the door.
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Can you leave?
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Mom wanted me to make sure you're up.
Clearly, you are.
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Get out!
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[chuckles]
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High school's gonna murder you.
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- [door slams]
- [rock music playing]
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Benj! Breakfast!
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[camera clicking]
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Alyssa, will you put that away?
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The whole point of getting the nose job
was so you fixate on it less than before.
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It's called confidence.
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You're so confident,
you changed your face.
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I just didn't identify with my birth nose,
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and I had the courage
to activate my true self, so...
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Yeah. Wow. It's very brave.
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Yeah. Then your girlfriend dumped you
for Joni Hudson.
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Do not speak that whore's name
in my presence.
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Okay! Let's all just take
a big, deep breath.
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Good morning. Eat up.
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[Alyssa groans]
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Yeah, I'm good.
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- One blueberry does not make a meal.
- Bailey and I are getting smoothies.
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- Bailey's coming over?
-"Bailey's coming over"?
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Yeah, in about 30 seconds.
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Try not to blast her through the wall
with a fire hose of come.
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Jesus! Alyssa, gross.
Can you not be disgusting, please?
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Good morning!
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[ethereal music playing]
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Sup, Bailey?
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[Bailey] Hey, Benji boy.
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[mother] Morning.
Happy first day of school.
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I don't understand
why I can't drive to school with you guys.
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- We have first period free.
- Yeah, and your whole vibe sucks.
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[mother] Don't listen.
Your carpool will have a great time.
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He gonna bring you home
after musical theater?
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I... I'm not doing that anymore. It's lame.
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What? Lame! What? No! You're so talented!
You can't give that up!
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Remember when you dressed up
as Stevie Wonder, and he'd sing for us?
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I was ten. That was a million years ago.
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Aw, I remember. He was so good.
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[mother] Good? He was amazing!
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Wait, who's your carpool?
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Some senior
that the school assigned to me.
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Adam Rubens or something?
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[both laugh]
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- No?
- [Alyssa] Ruby?
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What? Is he really cool?
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No, he's, like, the worst person
in the entire school.
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Seriously?
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The kid's terrible.
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Okay. Well, you know
what that sounds like to me?
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Sounds like you could both use a friend.
How serendipitous!
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[Alyssa] Come on, Bailey. Let's go.
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Have a great day at school. I love you!
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- [Bailey] See you at school.
- [Alyssa] Love you too, Mom.
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[mother] What? No goodbye?
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- I love you.
- [Benj] Love you too.
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- Have the best day. Okay?
- Mm-hmm.
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The coolest thing you can do
is be yourself. Trust me.
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Go up to some kid,
look him right in the eye and say,
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"Hey, my name is Benj,
and I wanna be your pal.
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- Okay?
- Yeah.
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The eye contact does it.
That's confidence.
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- I love you so much.
- Yep. Love you too.
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- Please release me. Thank you.
- Okay.
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Have so much fun with your carpool.
Wear your seatbelt.
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This day is for you! You make it yours!
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[sighs]
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[tires squealing]
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Where the hell is this guy?
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[brakes screeching]
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[horn honking]
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[honking continues]
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["Dare You to Get It Started" playing]
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- Hey! I'm Benj.
- Hurry up. We're late.
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♪ I could turn you to crumbles
This is... ♪
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[tires squealing]
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♪ ...wanna hear your mumbles ♪
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♪ I got a master plan
It don't include you ♪
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♪ I'm from a foreign land
Somewhere unusual... ♪
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Hold this.
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And don't eat it.
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I'm not gonna eat it.
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Fucking right you're not.
I'm not your fucking lunch car, bro.
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Are you okay, man?
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- [wheezing]
- Adam? Hello?
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- [Ruby grunting softly]
- [horns honking]
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Light's green.
Dude, wake up. The light's green.
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- [man] Fucking idiot!
- [horn honks]
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- Ruby!
- [horns honking]
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- Gimme that.
- [horns honking]
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- Did you take a bite of this?
- No.
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[horns honking]
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[mellow rock music playing]
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Freshmen sit in the front?
Who the fuck made that rule?
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Please let it go. I already got the runs.
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[boy 1 sighs]
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Dude.
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- Don't tell me that's a lunch box.
- What's wrong with my lunch box?
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You trying to get us killed?
Get rid of it.
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Hold on! Let's see what we got.
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You know my mom went all out on day one.
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What the...
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He ate my sandwich!
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[boy 1] Who?
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Dennis! Her stupid-ass boyfriend!
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Your mom's still with that scumbag?
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Yes, and he's ruining my life.
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The other night, he woke me up
to ask if he could borrow a condom.
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Man, you put up with that shit?
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What am I supposed to do?
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I don't know! Slap him.
Ass his toothbrush. Just do something.
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No. Sometimes,
the best thing to do is nothing.
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When you get attacked by an animal,
you play dead.
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I'm not wired that way.
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When someone disrespects me,
I show him where the line is.
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[kids snickering]
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Gang gang, y'all!
Happy first day of school.
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The sun's shining, the birds are chirping,
and your boy Koosh has a breaking--
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The fuck you just say?
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- I--
- You're not Koosh. That's my name.
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But we're both Koushanis though.
Can't we share it?
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Bro, you wanna rep the Koosh brand,
you gotta live up to it.
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Until then, I hear anyone call you Koosh,
I'mma throttle you.
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Okay.
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Jeez.
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Can I ask... what the brand is?
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Fucking legendary king shit, dog.
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Sick. How'd you get that started?
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I ripped a senior's ear off
before the first bell rang.
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Jesus! Can't you just tell people
I'm your cool younger bro?
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Nah, homey. You gotta forge your own path.
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I'm trying to build your character.
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Oh.
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Thanks.
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But figure that shit out fast.
Like, this week, all right?
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Before everyone realizes
what a bitch you are.
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[introductory drum solo]
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[funky music playing]
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[tires squealing]
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[horn honking]
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Out.
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Are we not driving in?
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I am. Not with some
bitch-ass freshman in the car.
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I'm only doing this
to get out of detention.
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Let's go! I'm late!
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Nice kid.
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[tires squealing]
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[funky music continues]
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- [Ruby] Move, pussies!
- What the fuck, man?
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I have a bad feeling about this.
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Gentlemen!
Ready for the best year of our lives?
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It was almost the last year of our lives.
You fuckin' see that shit?
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Ancient history. Once that bell rings,
we're in high school.
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- Know what that means?
- New teachers?
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- Pressure from our parents to succeed?
- Pubes?
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No, it means we have a fresh start.
Anything is possible.
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Here comes Koosh.
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["Jordan" playing]
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- Do we still have to hang out with him?
- He's our friend.
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He's an asshole.
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Well, well. If it isn't the dick
and his two weird little balls.
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- Hey, Koosh.
- [boy 1] Hello, Koosh.
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- [Koosh groans]
- Don't forget. I'm serious.
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You can't call me Koosh anymore.
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My brother says I haven't earned the name.
He'll pound me every time he hears it.
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- What are we supposed to call you?
- My real name, I guess.
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Dangah?
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It's Danah, ass.
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[snickering]
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Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up, fuckos.
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You'll be chugging my hog
when you hear what I have in store.
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My parents are
going out of town this weekend,
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and yours truly
is throwing a massive rager.
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Five kegs. Sick-ass DJ.
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Insane dong-to-puss ratio.
Shit's gonna be fucking lit!
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How are you gonna pull that off?
We're your only friends.
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My brother's helping.
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Oh, so Kayvon is throwing a party.
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We... we both are.
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That sounds terrifying.
Are freshmen even allowed?
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Fuck no! But I'm VIP,
and you clits are my three plus-ones.
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That's plus-three, you fucking idiot.
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[Koosh] Two and a half
if we count your shrimpy ass.
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- Fuck you, man!
- Hey!
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It's perfect.
That's where I'll make my move on Bailey.
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[boy 1 and boy 2 groan]
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Ah, man. What happened to starting fresh?
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Yeah, Bailey's great,
but she's a sophomore, man.
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It's never gonna happen.
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Something happened this summer,
and I think I got a real shot.
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[soft music playing]
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[Benj] One night, I couldn't sleep,
so I went downstairs to make a snack.
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Hi there.
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You fucked her?
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What? No! Wanna hear the story or not?
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Sorry. I just... I just got
a little excited. Okay? Go on.
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Okay, I was pretty surprised,
but I played it cool.
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[squeals]
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Bailey, hey. What are you doing up?
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Your sister snores like a Saint Bernard.
She should really sue her plastic surgeon.
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Totally.
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You know, I... I... I love dogs.
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[typing]
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You mind if I hang out?
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It's your house.
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[Benj] So we start talking,
and it's going great.
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I mean, the conversation's flowing.
We're giggling and shit.
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I don't even know what I said,
but I was in the zone.
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You know, I don't completely hate
hanging out with you.
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Wow. That's... Thank you.
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Let's not make a public display of it.
Don't talk to me at school.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I won't. For sure.
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[chuckles] I'm fucking with you.
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You can talk to me.
We'll grab a beer sometime.
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- [Benj] We were firing on all cylinders.
- [indistinct chattering]
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[Benj] But then...
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[dramatic music playing]
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- [snickering]
- Ooh-hoo!
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- Okay. Now we're getting somewhere.
- Damn!
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This is where the story should've started!
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All right, what happened next?
Did you make a move? You touch it?
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- I froze up.
- And she never noticed?
242
00:11:04,434 --> 00:11:05,686
She did eventually.
243
00:11:05,686 --> 00:11:07,104
[giggling]
244
00:11:08,563 --> 00:11:10,357
Has my boob been out this whole time?
245
00:11:11,191 --> 00:11:12,150
Whose boob?
246
00:11:12,150 --> 00:11:13,360
My boob.
247
00:11:15,195 --> 00:11:17,781
- Sorry. Repeat the question?
- What the fuck? Why didn't you say?
248
00:11:17,781 --> 00:11:21,201
I'm sorry. I just didn't want
the conversation to end.
249
00:11:21,201 --> 00:11:23,662
[boy 1] Nice recovery. Then what happened?
250
00:11:24,371 --> 00:11:27,290
[Benj] Well, nothing. She went to bed.
251
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,669
That's it? You're kidding me, right?
252
00:11:31,169 --> 00:11:33,130
Aight, wait. I'm confused.
253
00:11:33,130 --> 00:11:36,007
How does that story
make you think you have a chance?
254
00:11:36,007 --> 00:11:37,676
[Benj] You had to be there.
255
00:11:38,176 --> 00:11:41,263
For the first time,
she saw me as a man. An adult man.
256
00:11:42,347 --> 00:11:43,974
One to ten me on her nipple.
257
00:11:44,641 --> 00:11:45,726
Twelve.
258
00:11:45,726 --> 00:11:46,852
[excited yelling]
259
00:11:46,852 --> 00:11:49,104
- Oh yeah!
- [bell ringing]
260
00:11:49,104 --> 00:11:51,440
♪ When you see me
Better call me the king ♪
261
00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:53,734
♪ Address me "Your Highness" please ♪
262
00:11:53,734 --> 00:11:54,735
♪ I am king ♪
263
00:11:54,735 --> 00:11:57,362
♪ When you see me
Bow down and kiss the ring... ♪
264
00:11:57,988 --> 00:12:00,615
Holy shit! Peek this one.
265
00:12:00,615 --> 00:12:02,951
- [older boy] Hey, you! Little man.
- Me?
266
00:12:02,951 --> 00:12:04,703
Bro, how old are you?
267
00:12:04,703 --> 00:12:05,996
I... I... I'm 15.
268
00:12:05,996 --> 00:12:07,664
Fuck off! Months or years?
269
00:12:07,664 --> 00:12:09,416
Bro, you are crazy-looking.
270
00:12:10,292 --> 00:12:11,877
Your name is "Fetus" now.
271
00:12:11,877 --> 00:12:14,045
Oh, uh, I don't... I don't know about that.
272
00:12:14,045 --> 00:12:15,964
I do. Later, Fetus.
273
00:12:20,135 --> 00:12:22,304
Mamma mia! That one looks like a meatball.
274
00:12:22,304 --> 00:12:24,598
Holy shit. You! You! Get over here.
275
00:12:24,598 --> 00:12:28,393
Fuck! Game over.
I'm Fetus for the next four years.
276
00:12:28,393 --> 00:12:32,105
I'm the oldest person in our grade,
and I look like fucking Thumbelina.
277
00:12:32,105 --> 00:12:34,608
- To be fair, she was adorable.
- Whoa!
278
00:12:34,608 --> 00:12:37,235
♪ Hey, welcome to your destination ♪
279
00:12:37,235 --> 00:12:39,112
♪ Temperature has got you blazin' ♪
280
00:12:39,112 --> 00:12:40,697
♪ And it's so exhilarating... ♪
281
00:12:40,697 --> 00:12:41,990
What the fuck is that?
282
00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:45,035
That's Katrina Aurienna.
Dopest chick in school.
283
00:12:45,035 --> 00:12:46,661
Half a million followers.
284
00:12:46,661 --> 00:12:48,455
Max Solen's brother cheated on her.
285
00:12:48,455 --> 00:12:51,166
She iced him out so bad,
he had to transfer schools.
286
00:12:51,166 --> 00:12:52,959
- ♪ You want me... ♪
- [Koosh] Mm-mm.
287
00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:55,253
- I'm not ready for something like that.
- [Fetus] I am.
288
00:12:55,253 --> 00:12:56,546
She'll be at my party.
289
00:12:56,546 --> 00:12:58,256
Your brother's party.
290
00:12:58,256 --> 00:13:00,717
- Fuck off, Eddie. It's mine too.
- [bell ringing]
291
00:13:00,717 --> 00:13:03,094
Okay. I'll see you later.
I'm going to class.
292
00:13:03,094 --> 00:13:05,430
[mellow rock music playing]
293
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:11,269
Planko! My brother from another mother.
294
00:13:11,269 --> 00:13:12,437
[laughs]
295
00:13:13,605 --> 00:13:14,981
It's Studebaker.
296
00:13:14,981 --> 00:13:17,692
Yeah, listen.
Last time, you said it was late notice.
297
00:13:17,692 --> 00:13:19,903
So this time,
I'm getting in front of that bitch.
298
00:13:19,903 --> 00:13:23,240
Friday night, my place,
poker with the boys. Are you in?
299
00:13:23,824 --> 00:13:24,658
[mouths] Fuck.
300
00:13:24,658 --> 00:13:26,409
I can pivot, bro. Saturday night.
301
00:13:26,409 --> 00:13:28,620
Let's do it Saturday night.
Problem solved.
302
00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:30,038
I--
303
00:13:32,332 --> 00:13:34,709
Yeah, look, man,
I'm gonna level with you, okay?
304
00:13:34,709 --> 00:13:36,545
Allie and I, we... we broke up.
305
00:13:36,545 --> 00:13:39,589
No, it's okay, don't apologize.
It's all good, you know?
306
00:13:39,589 --> 00:13:44,052
Better, actually. It's gonna be better.
All right, uh, be good, okay?
307
00:13:44,052 --> 00:13:46,680
Talk soon. All right, brother. Later.
308
00:13:47,472 --> 00:13:48,598
[line beeps]
309
00:13:49,140 --> 00:13:50,100
[cell phone clicks]
310
00:13:51,893 --> 00:13:52,853
[sighs]
311
00:13:54,271 --> 00:13:57,190
Muldoon! Your wife
still got you by the balls?
312
00:13:59,067 --> 00:14:01,278
I'm sorry, buddy.
I thought she was in remission.
313
00:14:01,278 --> 00:14:03,405
- [giggling]
- [indistinct chattering]
314
00:14:07,951 --> 00:14:10,787
All right, people, let's get after it.
315
00:14:10,787 --> 00:14:13,915
I'm Mr. Studebaker.
Welcome to Intro to Chem.
316
00:14:13,915 --> 00:14:17,252
Chem, short for chemistry.
Intro, short for introduction.
317
00:14:17,252 --> 00:14:19,546
If I've lost you already,
well, then you're fucked.
318
00:14:19,546 --> 00:14:21,089
[students chuckling]
319
00:14:21,715 --> 00:14:22,549
My dude.
320
00:14:23,508 --> 00:14:24,593
Tell me your name.
321
00:14:25,385 --> 00:14:27,345
- Benj.
- Benj? With a J?
322
00:14:27,345 --> 00:14:29,556
All right, well, hit the J, bro.
Let 'em know.
323
00:14:29,556 --> 00:14:32,642
Can you tell me what the chemical formula
for water is, Benj?
324
00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:34,144
H2O.
325
00:14:34,144 --> 00:14:35,270
Whoa!
326
00:14:35,812 --> 00:14:36,813
Genius alert!
327
00:14:37,397 --> 00:14:39,649
Can anybody tell me what would happen
328
00:14:40,191 --> 00:14:43,069
if I took some of this H2O
329
00:14:43,904 --> 00:14:48,533
and mixed it with hydrogen peroxide
and some garden-variety dish soap?
330
00:14:48,533 --> 00:14:50,827
Anybody? No?
331
00:14:50,827 --> 00:14:52,829
I guess we're just gonna have to find out.
332
00:14:52,829 --> 00:14:53,872
Look out!
333
00:14:54,414 --> 00:14:55,999
[students chuckling]
334
00:14:57,459 --> 00:14:59,336
Huh. That's weird.
335
00:14:59,336 --> 00:15:03,757
Why don't we add a little potassium iodide
just to see what happens?
336
00:15:04,716 --> 00:15:06,468
[students gasping]
337
00:15:06,468 --> 00:15:07,719
- [girl 1] Sick!
- [boy 1] Whoa!
338
00:15:07,719 --> 00:15:11,640
All right. Listen,
all I ask is that you be on time,
339
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:13,266
be engaged,
340
00:15:13,266 --> 00:15:16,186
and if the entire class
can maintain a B average,
341
00:15:16,811 --> 00:15:18,563
I'll teach you how to make a nuclear bomb.
342
00:15:18,563 --> 00:15:19,981
[students chuckling]
343
00:15:19,981 --> 00:15:23,151
I'm kidding. But I will teach you
how to make a Drano bomb.
344
00:15:23,151 --> 00:15:26,279
That way, you can blow up mailboxes
and, you know, shit like that.
345
00:15:26,279 --> 00:15:27,572
[brakes screeching]
346
00:15:27,572 --> 00:15:31,952
[horn honking]
347
00:15:31,952 --> 00:15:35,246
♪ Yeah, I'm feeling like a ghost
When we pull up in the Phantom ♪
348
00:15:35,246 --> 00:15:37,540
♪ Yeah, we killin' it, killin' it, whoa ♪
349
00:15:40,418 --> 00:15:42,087
[Benj] Are we making a stop?
350
00:15:42,087 --> 00:15:43,588
Uh, I gotta do somethin'.
351
00:15:45,090 --> 00:15:45,966
Dope.
352
00:15:48,134 --> 00:15:49,844
I just have a lot of homework to do, so...
353
00:15:49,844 --> 00:15:51,304
Well, the sooner you shut up,
354
00:15:51,304 --> 00:15:53,682
the sooner you'll get
to your precious homework.
355
00:15:53,682 --> 00:15:55,433
I don't see how that makes sense.
356
00:15:57,185 --> 00:15:58,603
- Just shut up.
- Okay.
357
00:16:00,563 --> 00:16:01,398
[Ruby mutters]
358
00:16:01,398 --> 00:16:02,315
What's that?
359
00:16:02,315 --> 00:16:04,693
Vitamin D. Selling it.
360
00:16:04,693 --> 00:16:06,778
Can't you buy that at, like, Whole Foods?
361
00:16:06,778 --> 00:16:10,031
Well, you could, but I tell people
it's ecstasy, dummy. Let's roll.
362
00:16:10,031 --> 00:16:11,992
What? No! I'm not going. That's illegal.
363
00:16:12,909 --> 00:16:15,578
And that's okay,
but I have a lot of homework to do--
364
00:16:15,578 --> 00:16:18,373
Bro, shut up about homework, okay?
365
00:16:18,373 --> 00:16:21,251
I could not give less of a fuck
about homework. You know this.
366
00:16:21,251 --> 00:16:22,544
We're a carpool, dog.
367
00:16:22,544 --> 00:16:26,131
I'm not trying to be difficult.
I don't know if I can do this.
368
00:16:26,131 --> 00:16:27,716
[Benj breathing rapidly]
369
00:16:27,716 --> 00:16:30,760
Just calm down, okay? All right?
370
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,971
- Just breathe. Everything will be fine.
- Okay.
371
00:16:32,971 --> 00:16:34,180
[Ruby] Are you calm?
372
00:16:35,306 --> 00:16:37,225
- Yeah.
- Good. Check this out.
373
00:16:37,225 --> 00:16:39,853
- [yells, laughs]
- [screams] What the fuck is that?
374
00:16:39,853 --> 00:16:42,939
Freaking cattle prod, bro! Amazon Prime!
375
00:16:42,939 --> 00:16:45,316
Anything goes wrong,
I'mma light these fuckers up.
376
00:16:45,316 --> 00:16:46,234
Let's go.
377
00:16:46,234 --> 00:16:47,652
No, I'm not going.
378
00:16:49,779 --> 00:16:50,822
[Ruby sighs]
379
00:16:50,822 --> 00:16:52,240
All right. Listen, kid.
380
00:16:52,949 --> 00:16:54,409
Here's what's gonna happen.
381
00:16:54,409 --> 00:16:55,910
I'm gonna count to three.
382
00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:58,121
If you're not out of this car
by that time,
383
00:16:58,121 --> 00:17:00,832
I will zap you so hard,
you shit lightning.
384
00:17:01,541 --> 00:17:02,751
- One...
- [unbuckles belt]
385
00:17:02,751 --> 00:17:04,419
["DoubleWhiskeyCokeNoice" playing]
386
00:17:04,419 --> 00:17:06,212
♪ Sometimes simple things
That make it hard ♪
387
00:17:06,796 --> 00:17:08,715
♪ Spoiled baby tees with credit cards ♪
388
00:17:09,591 --> 00:17:11,634
♪ Overtime always on my mind... ♪
389
00:17:12,260 --> 00:17:15,180
- [Benj] Where do these guys go to school?
- Don't even think they go.
390
00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:17,015
Let's just make it quick. All right?
391
00:17:17,015 --> 00:17:19,768
Yeah, no shit.
You think I wanna be here all day?
392
00:17:21,978 --> 00:17:22,896
Yo.
393
00:17:24,230 --> 00:17:25,106
You got the shit?
394
00:17:25,106 --> 00:17:28,026
Ask and you shall receive.
Where should we do this?
395
00:17:28,026 --> 00:17:30,487
Right here is chill. Someone set a screen.
396
00:17:30,487 --> 00:17:31,571
Set a screen.
397
00:17:36,951 --> 00:17:39,037
Dude! Look natural!
398
00:17:41,122 --> 00:17:44,918
All right. Thirty a pill.
Ten pills, 300 bucks.
399
00:17:44,918 --> 00:17:46,377
That's kind of steep, no?
400
00:17:46,377 --> 00:17:49,506
Yeah. Well, you pay for quality.
Little man here is the chef.
401
00:17:49,506 --> 00:17:51,966
Only uses the freshest ingredients.
402
00:17:51,966 --> 00:17:53,760
Word? Shit's clean?
403
00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,261
Uh... yeah.
404
00:17:56,179 --> 00:17:57,180
Farm fresh.
405
00:17:59,933 --> 00:18:00,767
Dope.
406
00:18:02,435 --> 00:18:03,853
Gotta test 'em real quick.
407
00:18:03,853 --> 00:18:05,313
[tense music playing]
408
00:18:05,313 --> 00:18:06,981
Gotta watch out for that fentanyl.
409
00:18:08,066 --> 00:18:11,111
Fucking epidemic, bruh.
That shit took my cousin.
410
00:18:11,111 --> 00:18:12,695
- [boy 1] Christina?
- [boy 2] Yeah, man.
411
00:18:12,695 --> 00:18:14,697
- [boy 1] Man, she was thick.
- [boy 2] What?
412
00:18:14,697 --> 00:18:16,533
[tense music continues]
413
00:18:20,078 --> 00:18:22,288
Yo, chill, chill. Cops.
414
00:18:23,331 --> 00:18:24,624
Fucking pigs.
415
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:26,709
Yeah, fuck 12, yo.
416
00:18:27,836 --> 00:18:28,670
Yeah, totally.
417
00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:30,797
We should, like, defund their asses
418
00:18:30,797 --> 00:18:34,175
or at least, like,
reallocate some budget or something.
419
00:18:37,262 --> 00:18:41,141
All right, fuck it. We good.
If shit's dank, we'll hit you up for more.
420
00:18:44,394 --> 00:18:45,436
[Ruby] Ha-ha!
421
00:18:46,479 --> 00:18:47,730
Homework time!
422
00:18:48,273 --> 00:18:49,732
[tires squealing]
423
00:18:49,732 --> 00:18:51,609
["I'm Free" by Peached playing]
424
00:18:53,570 --> 00:18:56,865
♪ Yeah, I'm free as I've ever been ♪
425
00:18:56,865 --> 00:18:58,158
♪ Yeah, I think you... ♪
426
00:18:58,158 --> 00:19:01,119
Thank you, Janet.
Looking brighter since the divorce.
427
00:19:01,119 --> 00:19:02,829
Whatever you're doing, keep it up.
428
00:19:03,788 --> 00:19:06,583
Yo, Dom, I saw you followed me on Spotify.
429
00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:09,502
Keep an eye out for my next playlist.
Huh? It's gonna be hot.
430
00:19:09,502 --> 00:19:11,921
Yo, Studes,
you coming to Koosh's party tonight?
431
00:19:11,921 --> 00:19:14,632
Why? So I can watch you
get embarrassed in flip cup, Gurman?
432
00:19:14,632 --> 00:19:18,595
[snickering] Seriously. You should come.
Everyone would be so stoked to see you.
433
00:19:18,595 --> 00:19:20,972
Tell you what. Put me down
as a never gonna happen.
434
00:19:20,972 --> 00:19:22,432
Be safe. Okay?
435
00:19:22,974 --> 00:19:25,518
Gino, where were you at lab today, my man?
436
00:19:25,518 --> 00:19:27,937
Just kidding. Sure you had a good excuse.
437
00:19:27,937 --> 00:19:30,148
Oh, Becca! Short hair, don't care!
438
00:19:30,148 --> 00:19:32,609
- [Bailey] What you looking at?
- [Alyssa] Nicole's Instagram.
439
00:19:32,609 --> 00:19:34,944
I can't believe she dumped me
for this basic bitch.
440
00:19:34,944 --> 00:19:36,362
She's actually pretty nice.
441
00:19:36,362 --> 00:19:38,615
Sorry. Didn't realize
you guys were scissor sisters.
442
00:19:38,615 --> 00:19:40,241
I'm just saying. I mean--
443
00:19:40,241 --> 00:19:42,118
Be honest.
Is everyone talking about my nose?
444
00:19:42,118 --> 00:19:44,621
Um... no one's said anything to me.
445
00:19:45,288 --> 00:19:47,707
They've definitely noticed.
I can feel the attention.
446
00:19:47,707 --> 00:19:50,752
Damn, Alyssa! You're looking good.
447
00:19:50,752 --> 00:19:53,254
- Don't look at me.
- Hear about my party tonight?
448
00:19:53,254 --> 00:19:55,048
I heard about your brother's party.
449
00:19:55,757 --> 00:19:56,591
It's both of ours.
450
00:19:56,591 --> 00:20:00,970
Hey, why don't you take my Snap
in case you have any trouble at the door?
451
00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:02,931
I feel I'm done with this conversation.
452
00:20:02,931 --> 00:20:06,851
Seriously, you should come. It'd be cool
to hang since we're all in high school.
453
00:20:06,851 --> 00:20:08,895
Yeah, maybe.
454
00:20:08,895 --> 00:20:10,855
[Benj] Right on. Right on. Very nice.
455
00:20:13,733 --> 00:20:16,319
Oh my God! Get lost, or I'll tell Bailey
you don't have pubes.
456
00:20:16,319 --> 00:20:18,154
- I have pubes!
- Gross.
457
00:20:19,572 --> 00:20:21,115
Anyway, hope to see you later.
458
00:20:27,372 --> 00:20:29,123
Dude, you crushed that.
459
00:20:29,123 --> 00:20:31,793
- You think?
- Definitely! She wants you.
460
00:20:32,627 --> 00:20:34,420
I am feeling really good about this party.
461
00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:37,006
It has all the ingredients
of a classic meet-cute.
462
00:20:37,674 --> 00:20:39,884
- What the fuck's a meet-cute?
- A movie thing.
463
00:20:39,884 --> 00:20:42,845
When fate brings people together
in a charming and romantic way.
464
00:20:42,845 --> 00:20:45,139
- Bailey's met you.
- She hasn't met the new me.
465
00:20:45,139 --> 00:20:47,892
All that singing and nerd shit
I was into is history.
466
00:20:47,892 --> 00:20:51,854
Dude, everyone's talking about this party.
I heard there might be a fight.
467
00:20:51,854 --> 00:20:54,691
- I heard that too.
- This is the first I'm hearing of a fight.
468
00:20:54,691 --> 00:20:57,235
Gonna be tons of fights.
My brother's taping his hands.
469
00:20:57,235 --> 00:20:59,237
- What for?
- So he can punch harder?
470
00:20:59,237 --> 00:21:00,488
And longer.
471
00:21:00,488 --> 00:21:02,532
[scoffs] That's it. I'm out.
472
00:21:02,532 --> 00:21:06,160
- What are you talking about?
- I'm talking about I'm not going.
473
00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:09,539
There's gonna be people fighting,
fucking, and all sorts of crazy shit.
474
00:21:09,539 --> 00:21:12,959
It's too risky, and I can't do it.
I won't do it.
475
00:21:12,959 --> 00:21:15,128
Yeah, you know, I think I'm out too, man.
476
00:21:15,128 --> 00:21:17,839
I'm at a critical tipping point
with this "Fetus" thing,
477
00:21:17,839 --> 00:21:20,466
and I think I should lay low
until this all blows over.
478
00:21:20,466 --> 00:21:21,509
What up, Fetus?
479
00:21:21,509 --> 00:21:22,552
Hey, fellas!
480
00:21:23,136 --> 00:21:23,970
Fuck!
481
00:21:23,970 --> 00:21:25,471
What the fuck, guys? You can't bail.
482
00:21:25,471 --> 00:21:29,017
He's right.
We're the only freshmen invited.
483
00:21:29,017 --> 00:21:31,561
That type of publicity
could carry us through the year.
484
00:21:31,561 --> 00:21:32,854
Maybe through high school.
485
00:21:32,854 --> 00:21:35,815
Who you are in high school
is basically who you'll be forever.
486
00:21:35,815 --> 00:21:38,151
We have one chance
to make a first impression,
487
00:21:38,151 --> 00:21:39,652
and tomorrow night is it.
488
00:21:39,652 --> 00:21:43,197
You're gonna lose that shitty nickname.
You're gonna stop being scared.
489
00:21:43,197 --> 00:21:45,158
And you're gonna earn
your brother's respect.
490
00:21:45,158 --> 00:21:47,785
This isn't just a party.
This is our future.
491
00:21:48,328 --> 00:21:50,913
- Do I have to get drunk on alcohol?
- Yes.
492
00:21:51,914 --> 00:21:54,292
You don't have to do anything
you don't want to.
493
00:21:55,752 --> 00:22:01,049
All right. Fine, man, but if anyone
calls me fucking Fetus, I'm walking.
494
00:22:01,049 --> 00:22:02,467
[Koosh] Chill out, Fetus.
495
00:22:04,427 --> 00:22:07,889
Hey, guys, it's your boy Koosh here.
Just wanted to give you a quick update.
496
00:22:07,889 --> 00:22:12,101
Just wrapped week one of high school,
and not gonna lie, it was tough.
497
00:22:12,101 --> 00:22:14,479
Luckily, I have the weekend
to catch up on sleep,
498
00:22:14,479 --> 00:22:16,105
get a head start on homework.
499
00:22:16,105 --> 00:22:18,775
And psych! Shit's going down tonight!
500
00:22:18,775 --> 00:22:21,402
{\an8}Casa de Koosh. Fuck school. Fuck college.
501
00:22:21,402 --> 00:22:24,072
{\an8}We're all about getting lit
and making money!
502
00:22:24,072 --> 00:22:25,365
{\an8}Come one, come all.
503
00:22:25,365 --> 00:22:27,533
{\an8}Black. White. Asian. Trans.
504
00:22:27,533 --> 00:22:28,785
{\an8}We love all people.
505
00:22:28,785 --> 00:22:32,163
{\an8}Unless you're ugly,
then keep your bum-ass the fuck home.
506
00:22:32,163 --> 00:22:33,081
{\an8}Peace!
507
00:22:34,082 --> 00:22:36,709
- [Eddie] Are you sure we're not too early?
- [Fetus] Nah.
508
00:22:36,709 --> 00:22:38,836
Koosh said come for the VIP pregame.
509
00:22:39,754 --> 00:22:40,630
[Koosh] Hello?
510
00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:41,839
Hey, Koosh.
511
00:22:41,839 --> 00:22:42,757
[Koosh] Ow!
512
00:22:43,341 --> 00:22:44,342
Sorry,
513
00:22:45,134 --> 00:22:46,010
Danah.
514
00:22:46,010 --> 00:22:47,553
[Koosh] Come around the side.
515
00:22:47,553 --> 00:22:48,679
["Body" playing]
516
00:22:48,679 --> 00:22:50,098
♪ Body on my ♪
517
00:22:50,723 --> 00:22:52,600
♪ Losin' all my innocence, yeah ♪
518
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,768
♪ Body on my ♪
519
00:22:54,602 --> 00:22:56,521
♪ Grindin' all my innocence, yeah ♪
520
00:22:56,521 --> 00:22:57,772
♪ Body on my ♪
521
00:22:58,439 --> 00:23:00,316
♪ Losin' all my innocence, yeah ♪
522
00:23:00,316 --> 00:23:01,442
♪ Body on my... ♪
523
00:23:01,442 --> 00:23:02,360
Hey, guys.
524
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:04,654
Damn. Katrina Aurienna is here?
525
00:23:04,654 --> 00:23:07,115
[Fetus] Jesus! She's like a wild animal.
526
00:23:07,115 --> 00:23:08,658
Whoo! [grunts]
527
00:23:08,658 --> 00:23:09,826
[Koosh] Bad news, guys.
528
00:23:09,826 --> 00:23:12,829
Kayvon says I can only have one plus-one.
529
00:23:13,704 --> 00:23:14,956
You're kidding me, right?
530
00:23:14,956 --> 00:23:18,835
He says the party's gonna have
enough pussy without... you pussies.
531
00:23:18,835 --> 00:23:19,961
Is it done?
532
00:23:19,961 --> 00:23:20,962
I'm doing it.
533
00:23:22,296 --> 00:23:23,881
Sorry, guys. My bad.
534
00:23:23,881 --> 00:23:27,468
Your bad? All week,
it's been "my party, my party."
535
00:23:27,468 --> 00:23:29,804
You can't even get
three fuckin' plus-ones.
536
00:23:29,804 --> 00:23:31,472
Oh fuck! Now I'm doing it.
537
00:23:31,472 --> 00:23:35,601
Guys, I don't mean to be dramatic,
but if I don't get with Bailey tonight,
538
00:23:36,686 --> 00:23:37,562
I'll kill myself.
539
00:23:37,562 --> 00:23:38,980
[Eddie] Hey, hey, come on.
540
00:23:38,980 --> 00:23:42,275
[Benj] I need this. This might be
my only chance. I'll do anything.
541
00:23:42,275 --> 00:23:44,360
It's yours. Honestly, I'm relieved.
542
00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:47,864
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not so fast. Connor?
543
00:23:47,864 --> 00:23:48,865
What?
544
00:23:48,865 --> 00:23:52,410
Benj here says he'll do anything.
Care to best that offer?
545
00:23:52,994 --> 00:23:54,203
Go fuck yourself.
546
00:23:54,203 --> 00:23:57,039
I hope someone drowns in the pool
and they sue your family.
547
00:23:57,039 --> 00:23:58,291
Let's go, Eddie.
548
00:23:58,833 --> 00:24:00,918
Later, guys. Good luck.
549
00:24:01,419 --> 00:24:02,378
[Koosh] Hey.
550
00:24:02,962 --> 00:24:04,255
I'm glad it's you.
551
00:24:05,298 --> 00:24:06,591
Wanna see something cool?
552
00:24:07,091 --> 00:24:08,217
- Sure.
- Come on.
553
00:24:08,718 --> 00:24:10,428
[suspenseful music playing]
554
00:24:11,429 --> 00:24:12,388
[Benj sighs]
555
00:24:15,433 --> 00:24:16,476
What is this?
556
00:24:16,476 --> 00:24:19,145
Know how Kayvon's pushing me
to realize my full potential?
557
00:24:19,145 --> 00:24:20,771
- He abuses you.
- It's all love.
558
00:24:20,771 --> 00:24:23,816
I just need to do something legendary
for him to respect me.
559
00:24:23,816 --> 00:24:26,194
So I'm gonna hook up with a senior.
560
00:24:26,944 --> 00:24:27,987
No, you're not.
561
00:24:27,987 --> 00:24:29,363
Oh, but I am.
562
00:24:29,363 --> 00:24:32,241
See, your meet-cute idea inspired me,
563
00:24:32,241 --> 00:24:35,203
but the only problem is
it leaves too much up to fate.
564
00:24:35,203 --> 00:24:36,871
I don't love where this is going.
565
00:24:36,871 --> 00:24:39,707
Think about it.
Guys always scheme to get girls in movies.
566
00:24:39,707 --> 00:24:42,460
Spy on them or dress up like chicks
to steal their secrets.
567
00:24:42,460 --> 00:24:44,378
I saw, like, six different movies
568
00:24:44,378 --> 00:24:47,924
where a guy convinces a girl with amnesia
she's his wife.
569
00:24:47,924 --> 00:24:50,218
Whatever. Explain this.
570
00:24:50,218 --> 00:24:53,596
Ah. That's how I remove fate
from the equation.
571
00:24:53,596 --> 00:24:57,600
From here, I can zero in on a hot senior,
pierce her with Cupid's arrow,
572
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,644
and convince her to hook up with me.
573
00:25:00,228 --> 00:25:02,772
That sounds... very creepy.
574
00:25:03,814 --> 00:25:06,609
Creepy? It's the same thing
you're doing, only better.
575
00:25:06,609 --> 00:25:09,529
- My thing with Bailey isn't the same.
- How is this different?
576
00:25:09,529 --> 00:25:12,281
Bailey's my soulmate.
You don't even know your girl yet.
577
00:25:12,281 --> 00:25:15,368
Oh, I suppose it'd be better
if I stalked her for years?
578
00:25:15,368 --> 00:25:17,245
I don't stalk her. I love her.
579
00:25:17,245 --> 00:25:20,373
- Such a fine line, isn't it?
- I'm outta here. I'm going to the party.
580
00:25:20,373 --> 00:25:22,083
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
581
00:25:22,667 --> 00:25:24,585
You only get
one chance to make an entrance,
582
00:25:24,585 --> 00:25:27,755
and you wanna waste it
while there's barely anyone here?
583
00:25:30,716 --> 00:25:31,676
Fine.
584
00:25:32,426 --> 00:25:35,179
- But I do not support this.
- I can live with that.
585
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:36,973
- Say cheese.
- [camera clicks]
586
00:25:36,973 --> 00:25:38,516
[video game guns blasting]
587
00:25:40,017 --> 00:25:41,894
This is such fucking bullshit.
588
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:46,107
[scoffs] We should just call the cops
and get that shit shut down.
589
00:25:46,107 --> 00:25:49,360
Why are you so mad? A few hours ago,
you didn't even wanna go.
590
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:52,613
Yeah, but I decide.
They don't tell me I can't go.
591
00:25:52,613 --> 00:25:54,156
That's my decision.
592
00:25:54,156 --> 00:25:55,575
Let's get wild tonight.
593
00:25:55,575 --> 00:25:56,826
Get wild? [chuckles]
594
00:25:56,826 --> 00:26:00,037
You know what I mean.
Let's, uh, smoke cigarettes.
595
00:26:00,037 --> 00:26:02,540
- I have allergies.
- Let's just do something.
596
00:26:02,540 --> 00:26:06,252
We are! We're gonna play some Halo,
crush some motherfucking meatloaf.
597
00:26:06,252 --> 00:26:07,461
Shit's gonna be lit.
598
00:26:07,461 --> 00:26:10,673
Oh-ho-ho-ho! There are my guys, huh?
599
00:26:10,673 --> 00:26:14,176
Yeah, staring down the barrel
of another wild night, I see.
600
00:26:14,176 --> 00:26:16,387
- Can I help you, Dennis?
- [Dennis] I doubt it.
601
00:26:16,387 --> 00:26:19,223
I'm waiting for your mom to get ready.
It's her birthday.
602
00:26:19,223 --> 00:26:21,017
I wanna do something special to her.
603
00:26:21,601 --> 00:26:23,477
Hey, can I ask you guys a question?
604
00:26:23,477 --> 00:26:27,607
Obviously, you're not doing gangbusters
in the real world, right, which is fine.
605
00:26:27,607 --> 00:26:30,610
But you're at least getting some action
in the metaverse, right?
606
00:26:30,610 --> 00:26:33,237
- That's not how it--
- Wait, hold that thought.
607
00:26:34,238 --> 00:26:35,781
- Yo.
- [man] What up, D-bag?
608
00:26:35,781 --> 00:26:37,325
Oh, my man!
609
00:26:38,409 --> 00:26:39,535
[Dennis chuckles] Ah.
610
00:26:39,535 --> 00:26:41,787
No, I c... No, I can't do that tonight.
611
00:26:41,787 --> 00:26:44,624
- [man] What?!
- Taking my lady out for her birthday.
612
00:26:45,416 --> 00:26:48,044
Yeah, the one with the kid. Mm-hmm.
613
00:26:48,669 --> 00:26:49,754
[Dennis laughs]
614
00:26:49,754 --> 00:26:51,964
Trust me. He doesn't have that in him.
615
00:26:51,964 --> 00:26:55,635
Awesome. Call me tomorrow.
I wanna hear about that. Peace.
616
00:26:55,635 --> 00:26:58,638
- [chuckles] What a fucking douchebag.
- [woman] Hi, boys!
617
00:26:59,221 --> 00:27:01,390
- [Dennis] Oh!
- Hey, Mama. Looking good!
618
00:27:01,390 --> 00:27:04,560
- Looking very good, my queen.
- [mother giggling]
619
00:27:05,394 --> 00:27:07,813
- Hey, Ms. Young, happy birth--
- Wait, wait, wait.
620
00:27:09,148 --> 00:27:10,691
- Okay.
- [Mrs. Young giggles]
621
00:27:10,691 --> 00:27:12,985
- Happy birthday.
- [Mrs. Young] Thank you, Connor.
622
00:27:12,985 --> 00:27:14,028
Any big plans?
623
00:27:14,028 --> 00:27:16,197
- Dennis is taking me out to dinner.
- Nobu.
624
00:27:16,197 --> 00:27:19,116
- Then we're getting a hotel for the night.
- Four Seasons.
625
00:27:19,116 --> 00:27:21,619
- [Mrs. Young giggles]
- [Dennis] This guy gets it.
626
00:27:21,619 --> 00:27:23,079
- [giggling]
- [clicks tongue]
627
00:27:23,746 --> 00:27:25,164
We should go. The Uber is here.
628
00:27:25,164 --> 00:27:28,209
Dinner's in the oven.
Call if you need us, and be careful.
629
00:27:28,209 --> 00:27:31,420
And make sure you blow on the food
before you bite into it.
630
00:27:31,420 --> 00:27:33,631
I don't want you
to burn your little tonguesies.
631
00:27:33,631 --> 00:27:35,591
Okay! Okay, good night, boys.
632
00:27:35,591 --> 00:27:37,802
- [Dennis] Yeah, good night, boys.
- [Mrs. Young giggles]
633
00:27:37,802 --> 00:27:40,388
- [slapping]
- [Mrs. Young squeals] Dennis, behave!
634
00:27:41,681 --> 00:27:44,433
See? Even your creepy-ass dad
thinks we're pussies.
635
00:27:44,433 --> 00:27:46,894
- He's not my dad.
- He's definitely your daddy.
636
00:27:46,894 --> 00:27:49,188
Now he's gonna fuck your mom
in some cheap motel.
637
00:27:49,188 --> 00:27:51,774
- They're going to the Four Seasons.
- [Connor] Whatever, dude.
638
00:27:51,774 --> 00:27:54,568
Everybody is partying and fucking
except us.
639
00:27:54,568 --> 00:27:56,570
The fact they're willing
to leave you alone
640
00:27:56,570 --> 00:27:58,864
speaks volumes about
how little respect they have for you.
641
00:27:58,864 --> 00:28:01,200
- Actually, It means the opposite.
- [Connor] Come on, man!
642
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,995
Are we really going to drift through life
getting disinvited from parties
643
00:28:04,995 --> 00:28:06,831
while guys like Dennis bang our moms?
644
00:28:08,290 --> 00:28:11,335
Okay, fine. What would you like to do?
645
00:28:11,335 --> 00:28:12,628
[Connor exhales slowly]
646
00:28:15,214 --> 00:28:17,091
["Fancy Footwork" by Chromeo playing]
647
00:28:21,053 --> 00:28:23,431
We can't. Dennis loves this car.
648
00:28:24,306 --> 00:28:26,726
You mean Dennis, the literal motherfucker?
649
00:28:27,643 --> 00:28:31,772
Maybe we should circle back around
to the cigarettes. That idea had legs.
650
00:28:31,772 --> 00:28:33,232
Great. We'll go buy some.
651
00:28:34,024 --> 00:28:35,192
Get in, I'm driving.
652
00:28:36,694 --> 00:28:37,570
Oof!
653
00:28:39,363 --> 00:28:40,781
This is a bad idea.
654
00:28:40,781 --> 00:28:44,618
Relax. I have my permit.
I run errands with my mom all the time.
655
00:28:45,411 --> 00:28:47,747
♪ Two step, two step, two step ♪
656
00:28:48,664 --> 00:28:50,166
♪ Bright lights, TV screen ♪
657
00:28:50,166 --> 00:28:52,084
♪ Feels like looking at a magazine ♪
658
00:28:54,086 --> 00:28:55,546
♪ You, her, on the floor ♪
659
00:28:55,546 --> 00:28:58,007
♪ Feels like dancing is the way to go... ♪
660
00:28:59,049 --> 00:29:01,051
- [girl squeals]
- Whoo!
661
00:29:01,051 --> 00:29:05,097
Yeah! Whoo!
Which one of you bitches is next?
662
00:29:05,097 --> 00:29:07,099
Dude, come check this out.
663
00:29:07,099 --> 00:29:08,392
Katrina is hammered.
664
00:29:08,392 --> 00:29:09,477
No, thanks.
665
00:29:09,477 --> 00:29:11,562
Suit yourself. It's pretty cool.
666
00:29:11,562 --> 00:29:15,191
It's not cool.
It's the opposite of cool. [sighs]
667
00:29:15,191 --> 00:29:16,150
Look.
668
00:29:17,902 --> 00:29:21,071
I know it's not easy
living in Kayvon's shadow,
669
00:29:21,071 --> 00:29:23,783
but I honestly believe
that if you just be yourself,
670
00:29:23,783 --> 00:29:25,993
people would see
what an awesome guy you are.
671
00:29:27,286 --> 00:29:28,579
Be myself?
672
00:29:28,579 --> 00:29:29,497
Yes.
673
00:29:29,497 --> 00:29:31,415
Let them get to know the real me?
674
00:29:32,166 --> 00:29:33,000
Exactly.
675
00:29:34,210 --> 00:29:36,754
Nah, that'll never work.
My plan's way better.
676
00:29:36,754 --> 00:29:40,007
Your plan is weird and probably illegal.
Oh shit. Go to camera three.
677
00:29:40,007 --> 00:29:41,717
Hey, now you're getting it.
678
00:29:41,717 --> 00:29:45,805
Bailey's here. Isn't she
the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?
679
00:29:45,805 --> 00:29:47,306
Ah, she's okay.
680
00:29:47,306 --> 00:29:50,309
Her sister, on the other hand,
is looking fine as fuck.
681
00:29:50,309 --> 00:29:51,477
[Benj exhales deeply]
682
00:29:51,977 --> 00:29:54,104
Moment of truth. You coming?
683
00:29:54,104 --> 00:29:57,691
I'm gonna give it another minute.
Let this simmer rise to a boil.
684
00:29:58,317 --> 00:29:59,527
Good luck with that.
685
00:30:01,821 --> 00:30:02,947
♪ Check it out ♪
686
00:30:02,947 --> 00:30:04,990
♪ Check it, check it, check it out... ♪
687
00:30:06,534 --> 00:30:08,828
[Alyssa] What is Nicole doing
with that big-headed freak?
688
00:30:08,828 --> 00:30:10,704
Okay, you're being kind of scary.
689
00:30:10,704 --> 00:30:14,041
What? Her head is, like, huge, okay?
690
00:30:14,625 --> 00:30:18,295
It's just a fact. Not that it matters.
You know I'm all about body positivity.
691
00:30:18,295 --> 00:30:22,424
Beauty's a mostly male construct anyway.
Maybe it is, actually, a medical issue.
692
00:30:22,424 --> 00:30:24,426
What if something's wrong
and she's not just ugly?
693
00:30:24,426 --> 00:30:27,012
What the fuck is she wearing?
Maybe someone should say something...
694
00:30:27,012 --> 00:30:28,722
[romantic music playing]
695
00:30:33,310 --> 00:30:34,687
- [groans]
- [Ruby laughs]
696
00:30:35,229 --> 00:30:36,272
Give me that.
697
00:30:36,856 --> 00:30:37,690
[Benj sighs]
698
00:30:38,691 --> 00:30:43,070
- You okay?
- Aah, just Ruby being... funny.
699
00:30:43,070 --> 00:30:46,323
You know, carpool stuff.
You look great, by the way.
700
00:30:46,323 --> 00:30:50,411
Thanks. So how's your first party?
Everything you always dreamed of?
701
00:30:50,411 --> 00:30:53,664
So far, so good. I don't know
a lot of people, so it's awkward.
702
00:30:53,664 --> 00:30:56,709
It's about to get more awkward
because you have no one to talk to.
703
00:30:56,709 --> 00:30:58,127
Good luck.
704
00:30:58,127 --> 00:31:00,588
["Takin Off" by Crypto Bunny playing]
705
00:31:02,047 --> 00:31:03,257
♪ I'm takin' off ♪
706
00:31:03,257 --> 00:31:04,466
♪ Check it out... ♪
707
00:31:04,466 --> 00:31:05,467
Well, shit.
708
00:31:08,053 --> 00:31:10,472
Christ, would you just go home already?
709
00:31:11,432 --> 00:31:14,310
Go home, just... throw on your sweats,
710
00:31:14,310 --> 00:31:16,770
order some Postmates,
get a good night's sleep.
711
00:31:17,563 --> 00:31:20,316
Call your mom.
You haven't called your mom in weeks.
712
00:31:20,316 --> 00:31:24,153
Just get the fuck out of here.
Actually, I... [yells]
713
00:31:24,153 --> 00:31:26,488
- [boy] Mr. Studebaker!
- Fuck! Hey!
714
00:31:26,488 --> 00:31:28,407
- Aaron, how are you?
- I thought that was you.
715
00:31:28,407 --> 00:31:30,951
Ah, you know,
I was just in the neighborhood and...
716
00:31:30,951 --> 00:31:32,953
That's awesome. Are you coming in?
717
00:31:32,953 --> 00:31:34,705
- Nah.
- [Aaron] Come on, let's go!
718
00:31:34,705 --> 00:31:36,749
Yep, okay, that's why I'm here, right?
719
00:31:36,749 --> 00:31:38,792
- [Aaron] Yeah, let's do it!
- Okay, let's do this.
720
00:31:38,792 --> 00:31:40,920
- Piece of shit! Fucking...
- [Aaron] Check this shit out!
721
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:44,214
- It's fucking Studes! Hey, want a beer?
- [Studebaker] No. Got a hard out.
722
00:31:44,214 --> 00:31:47,301
["Higher, Here for the Party" playing]
723
00:31:50,554 --> 00:31:51,889
♪ Take me higher ♪
724
00:31:58,270 --> 00:31:59,772
♪ Take me higher ♪
725
00:32:00,648 --> 00:32:01,732
♪ Higher ♪
726
00:32:04,652 --> 00:32:05,611
♪ Higher... ♪
727
00:32:06,278 --> 00:32:07,196
[both snicker]
728
00:32:07,196 --> 00:32:11,033
- [girl] Aw, he has no friends.
- [boy] Check it out. I'mma mess with him.
729
00:32:11,033 --> 00:32:12,201
[chuckles]
730
00:32:12,743 --> 00:32:13,702
[girl] Mm.
731
00:32:13,702 --> 00:32:15,371
♪ Take me higher ♪
732
00:32:15,871 --> 00:32:19,416
♪ See the light, love the darkness
Let me drown inside your eyes ♪
733
00:32:19,416 --> 00:32:21,627
♪ Feed the fire, lost desire ♪
734
00:32:21,627 --> 00:32:23,545
♪ You leave me paralyzed ♪
735
00:32:23,545 --> 00:32:25,381
♪ Push the limits, take me higher ♪
736
00:32:25,381 --> 00:32:27,299
♪ Till I'm fallin' from your eyes ♪
737
00:32:27,299 --> 00:32:29,093
♪ Take a sip, and let the choir... ♪
738
00:32:29,093 --> 00:32:31,428
Hey, did you want me to come over?
739
00:32:31,428 --> 00:32:32,638
Yeah, uh...
740
00:32:34,098 --> 00:32:35,224
What's your deal?
741
00:32:35,224 --> 00:32:38,435
In... in, like, what sense?
Like, personality-wise?
742
00:32:38,435 --> 00:32:41,063
- Wait. Aren't you Alyssa's brother?
- Yeah, I'm Benj.
743
00:32:41,063 --> 00:32:43,941
Me and your sister
used to do gymnastics together. Jessica.
744
00:32:43,941 --> 00:32:47,444
- No shit! You're Alyssa's bro?
- [Benj] Yeah.
745
00:32:47,444 --> 00:32:49,738
Dude, what did your sister do to her face?
746
00:32:49,738 --> 00:32:53,283
- Don't be an asshole! Jeff!
- [Jeff] I like it. It looks way better.
747
00:32:53,283 --> 00:32:56,245
Yeah. I don't know, man.
It's not really my place to say.
748
00:32:57,204 --> 00:32:58,330
[laughs]
749
00:32:59,289 --> 00:33:00,791
I like this kid. He's loyal.
750
00:33:00,791 --> 00:33:02,084
Come here.
751
00:33:02,793 --> 00:33:05,587
We're gonna fucking party tonight or what?
752
00:33:05,587 --> 00:33:06,839
I think so.
753
00:33:06,839 --> 00:33:09,633
Then don't give me
that half-assed, one-foot-in bullshit.
754
00:33:09,633 --> 00:33:12,678
Commit to me. Right now. Are you in?
755
00:33:17,433 --> 00:33:20,060
- Okay. Yeah, I'm in.
- [Jeff] Motherfucker, let's go!
756
00:33:20,686 --> 00:33:23,188
Aight. Get out of here.
I'll let you know when it's time.
757
00:33:23,772 --> 00:33:24,940
♪ Take me higher ♪
758
00:33:25,649 --> 00:33:27,776
♪ You make me ♪
759
00:33:27,776 --> 00:33:31,238
- ♪ Feel like I'm living a teenage dream... ♪
- [Eddie] Mm.
760
00:33:31,238 --> 00:33:33,741
I can't believe
that dickhead wouldn't sell us cigarettes.
761
00:33:33,741 --> 00:33:36,410
Let it go, man. How's that fluffernutter?
762
00:33:38,579 --> 00:33:39,496
Bomb as fuck.
763
00:33:39,496 --> 00:33:41,665
Oh yeah! Don't tell me.
764
00:33:41,665 --> 00:33:43,375
Tell the people.
765
00:33:44,752 --> 00:33:46,378
Come on. Let me see you flex.
766
00:33:48,505 --> 00:33:50,424
You can do better than that one.
767
00:33:50,966 --> 00:33:53,343
- Aah!
- [Eddie] Aah, yeah!
768
00:33:53,343 --> 00:33:55,054
- [chuckling] There it is!
- Whoo!
769
00:33:55,054 --> 00:33:55,971
Come on!
770
00:33:55,971 --> 00:33:58,682
- We out here riding electric, baby!
- [laughs] Whoo!
771
00:33:58,682 --> 00:34:00,601
Saving the planet, going green!
772
00:34:00,601 --> 00:34:04,521
- Going green! That's all we see is green!
- Whoo! Whoo!
773
00:34:04,521 --> 00:34:09,818
Man, just say the word if you wanna get up
on this chocolate gooey Ore-- Oh shit!
774
00:34:09,818 --> 00:34:11,820
[indistinct chatter on police radio]
775
00:34:17,451 --> 00:34:18,535
[siren wails]
776
00:34:20,454 --> 00:34:21,705
[relieved sigh]
777
00:34:22,331 --> 00:34:23,165
Whoo! [chuckles]
778
00:34:23,165 --> 00:34:25,042
Okay. It's time to go home.
779
00:34:25,042 --> 00:34:27,503
Oh, no way, man! We just started.
780
00:34:28,462 --> 00:34:31,340
Know what we should do?
We should cruise by Koosh's party.
781
00:34:31,924 --> 00:34:34,218
- Oh, absolutely not!
- Come on, man.
782
00:34:34,218 --> 00:34:36,804
This way,
when we do go to our first party,
783
00:34:36,804 --> 00:34:38,097
we'll know what to expect.
784
00:34:38,097 --> 00:34:39,264
Hell no.
785
00:34:39,264 --> 00:34:41,642
Think of it as a recon mission.
786
00:34:42,476 --> 00:34:43,560
Like in Halo.
787
00:34:47,272 --> 00:34:49,608
[hesitating] I... do like recon.
788
00:34:50,442 --> 00:34:51,652
Oh, I know you do.
789
00:34:52,319 --> 00:34:54,071
Okay, fine!
790
00:34:54,071 --> 00:34:56,615
Just a quick drive-by, but be careful.
791
00:34:56,615 --> 00:34:59,159
Chill, man, I got this. [chuckles]
792
00:34:59,660 --> 00:35:01,286
[windshield wipers squeak]
793
00:35:02,579 --> 00:35:03,872
Trust the process, man.
794
00:35:03,872 --> 00:35:06,041
♪ You make me ♪
795
00:35:06,041 --> 00:35:08,460
♪ Feel like I'm living a teenage ♪
796
00:35:08,460 --> 00:35:10,546
["New Ting" by Stella Mwangi playing]
797
00:35:13,924 --> 00:35:15,884
♪ I bring back that new thang ♪
798
00:35:15,884 --> 00:35:19,054
♪ Whoa, let me get down with a pose
Whoa, flexin'... ♪
799
00:35:19,054 --> 00:35:20,139
- Busted.
- [gasps]
800
00:35:21,140 --> 00:35:22,599
[laughs]
801
00:35:22,599 --> 00:35:26,645
I'm just yanking your chain, playboy.
Hey, you're in my class, right?
802
00:35:26,645 --> 00:35:28,063
Yeah, I'm Benj.
803
00:35:28,063 --> 00:35:30,816
- Benj with a J. That's right.
- Benj.
804
00:35:30,816 --> 00:35:33,026
- Yeah.
- Wanna hook me up with one of those?
805
00:35:33,777 --> 00:35:34,695
Thank you, sir.
806
00:35:34,695 --> 00:35:36,864
Hey, so how was
your first week in high school?
807
00:35:36,864 --> 00:35:38,323
- It was... it was good.
- Yeah?
808
00:35:38,323 --> 00:35:41,201
- I like my classes so far.
- Nice. Nice. Yeah, well...
809
00:35:41,827 --> 00:35:44,663
High school's the best, man. Enjoy it.
810
00:35:45,205 --> 00:35:46,957
♪ I bring back that new thang... ♪
811
00:35:47,583 --> 00:35:49,042
Oh fuck, that's good.
812
00:35:50,794 --> 00:35:51,670
[chuckles]
813
00:35:53,213 --> 00:35:55,549
- Hey, Benj, is it weird that I'm here?
- Oh.
814
00:35:55,549 --> 00:35:58,177
Yo, Mr. Studebaker. Come do a shot!
815
00:35:58,177 --> 00:36:01,346
No, no. Thanks for asking though, guys.
I'm... I'm taking off in a few.
816
00:36:01,346 --> 00:36:02,806
Come on. One shot. One!
817
00:36:02,806 --> 00:36:05,142
I'm just gonna get this over with.
You wanna come?
818
00:36:05,142 --> 00:36:06,935
- You... you... you go ahead.
- You sure?
819
00:36:06,935 --> 00:36:08,270
I gotta find someone.
820
00:36:09,730 --> 00:36:10,898
Yeah, you do.
821
00:36:10,898 --> 00:36:12,816
Hey, go get her.
822
00:36:14,651 --> 00:36:16,820
[chuckles] Where'd they go?
823
00:36:18,739 --> 00:36:19,698
Look who's here!
824
00:36:19,698 --> 00:36:21,783
- All right.
- [boy 1] Holy shit, bro! It's my teacher!
825
00:36:21,783 --> 00:36:23,243
[Studebaker] Hi, guys. Listen up!
826
00:36:23,243 --> 00:36:26,580
I don't wanna blur the lines too much,
so I will make you a deal.
827
00:36:27,289 --> 00:36:28,916
- I will do a shot.
- [kids] Whoo!
828
00:36:28,916 --> 00:36:34,254
But... but... but you gotta let me
teach you something in the process.
829
00:36:34,254 --> 00:36:35,756
- [groaning]
- Okay? Give me a break.
830
00:36:35,756 --> 00:36:38,133
I'm an educator. I gotta educate, right?
831
00:36:38,133 --> 00:36:42,512
Good. Hannah, hand me that 151.
832
00:36:42,512 --> 00:36:45,641
And what is that?
Is that Amaretto? Yeah, that'll do.
833
00:36:46,141 --> 00:36:47,476
Okay!
834
00:36:47,476 --> 00:36:50,854
- ["Pizza Shop" playing]
- Who's ready for a science lesson?
835
00:36:51,521 --> 00:36:53,023
♪ This that drive-by ♪
836
00:36:53,023 --> 00:36:55,359
♪ This that Shawty Lo in Impala ♪
837
00:36:55,359 --> 00:36:58,320
♪ Hello out the whip
With the clip, make you bye-bye ♪
838
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,448
♪ Roll the windows up
Hotbox, smokin' la la ♪
839
00:37:01,448 --> 00:37:03,700
♪ Roll the windows down
See the opps... ♪
840
00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:06,286
Holy shit!
841
00:37:06,286 --> 00:37:07,996
Thank God we're not in there!
842
00:37:07,996 --> 00:37:09,831
[boy] No fucking way!
843
00:37:09,831 --> 00:37:10,916
Fetus can drive?
844
00:37:10,916 --> 00:37:13,252
Oh, crazy.
845
00:37:13,252 --> 00:37:14,544
Look! It's Katrina.
846
00:37:14,544 --> 00:37:15,963
[Katrina] I need my purse.
847
00:37:16,505 --> 00:37:18,382
Someone fucking stole it!
848
00:37:18,382 --> 00:37:20,259
[girl] It's on your shoulder, babe.
849
00:37:21,093 --> 00:37:22,928
- [Katrina] Ow!
- Damn.
850
00:37:22,928 --> 00:37:24,221
Where's her Uber?
851
00:37:24,221 --> 00:37:25,847
It's a Tesla.
852
00:37:26,473 --> 00:37:28,183
- Bougie bitch.
- There it is.
853
00:37:30,686 --> 00:37:32,604
What? Hey, hey, don't wave back!
854
00:37:32,604 --> 00:37:34,481
[Eddie] I'm being polite! Look, man!
855
00:37:34,481 --> 00:37:36,650
Shit, they're coming this way!
What do we do?
856
00:37:36,650 --> 00:37:37,985
Uh, be cool. Peel out.
857
00:37:37,985 --> 00:37:40,654
- Those are totally different things!
- Do one of 'em!
858
00:37:41,238 --> 00:37:42,572
- [thudding]
- [boy grunts]
859
00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:46,159
[retching loudly]
860
00:37:46,868 --> 00:37:47,786
[groans]
861
00:37:48,537 --> 00:37:50,789
[Connor] Oh fuck!
She's getting in! Oh shit!
862
00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:55,127
- Oh shit!
- Bye, guys! Love you! Mm! I love them.
863
00:37:55,127 --> 00:37:56,420
[can opens]
864
00:37:56,420 --> 00:37:57,379
[slurping]
865
00:37:58,005 --> 00:37:59,923
Hey, do you have an iPhone charger?
866
00:37:59,923 --> 00:38:01,466
We're not your Uber.
867
00:38:01,967 --> 00:38:03,635
Yeah-huh. For Katrina.
868
00:38:04,928 --> 00:38:06,305
Maybe we should take her home.
869
00:38:06,305 --> 00:38:08,140
We have no idea where she lives.
870
00:38:08,140 --> 00:38:09,391
Where do you live?
871
00:38:09,391 --> 00:38:11,685
- Taco Bell.
- You don't live at a Taco Bell.
872
00:38:11,685 --> 00:38:12,602
Yeah, I do.
873
00:38:12,602 --> 00:38:16,315
I've lived there for, like, ever,
so you don't know me.
874
00:38:16,315 --> 00:38:18,400
- So how do you even know?
- What?
875
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,862
Just take me home,
or I'll hit you with freaking one star.
876
00:38:21,862 --> 00:38:23,447
Go for it. I'm not an Uber.
877
00:38:23,447 --> 00:38:26,199
"I'm not your Uber." There goes a star.
878
00:38:26,199 --> 00:38:27,909
Oh, uh, okay. Now, Katrina--
879
00:38:27,909 --> 00:38:30,370
No more chitchat. It's music time.
880
00:38:30,370 --> 00:38:33,540
- ["Bling Bling" playing]
- Fuck yes, bitch!
881
00:38:33,540 --> 00:38:35,000
Yo, film this shit.
882
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,626
I'm about to set it off.
883
00:38:37,836 --> 00:38:39,921
♪ Bling, bling, bitch
Do my own thing, bitch ♪
884
00:38:39,921 --> 00:38:42,799
♪ Fuck a wedding ring
That ding-a-ling was just a fling, bitch ♪
885
00:38:42,799 --> 00:38:45,218
♪ Wake up, little bitches
Let me show you how to live ♪
886
00:38:45,218 --> 00:38:47,929
♪ Hair done, nails done
Keep everything did ♪
887
00:38:47,929 --> 00:38:50,140
- ["Bling Bling continues]
- [Katrina] Drive!
888
00:38:50,140 --> 00:38:52,225
[music thumping in background]
889
00:38:55,312 --> 00:38:57,397
[Koosh] Looking a little lost there, pal.
890
00:38:57,898 --> 00:38:58,940
To your right.
891
00:38:59,566 --> 00:39:00,442
Look up.
892
00:39:01,234 --> 00:39:02,277
There you go.
893
00:39:02,277 --> 00:39:03,487
Koosh?
894
00:39:03,487 --> 00:39:06,365
[Koosh] You fucking know it, dog!
What you creeping around up here for?
895
00:39:06,365 --> 00:39:08,784
- Says the guy watching on a spy cam.
- [Koosh] Touché.
896
00:39:08,784 --> 00:39:11,328
Thought you might be looking for Bailey
but never mind.
897
00:39:11,328 --> 00:39:13,580
- You know where she is?
- [Koosh] Duh, I know everything.
898
00:39:13,580 --> 00:39:16,833
- I'm like God, remember?
- Right. Where is she?
899
00:39:16,833 --> 00:39:19,669
[Koosh] I can't tell you that.
It would violate your moral code.
900
00:39:19,669 --> 00:39:21,088
Okay, don't be a dick.
901
00:39:21,088 --> 00:39:23,840
[Koosh] Fine.
See the door on your left? Open it.
902
00:39:24,716 --> 00:39:26,176
- [grunting]
- Fuck off!
903
00:39:26,176 --> 00:39:27,719
Yeah, I'm so sorry!
904
00:39:28,678 --> 00:39:29,888
[Koosh laughs]
905
00:39:29,888 --> 00:39:32,474
Okay, you're an asshole.
Do you even know where she is?
906
00:39:32,474 --> 00:39:35,477
She's... she's just left. If you hustle,
you can probably catch her.
907
00:39:35,477 --> 00:39:37,437
["I Need You" playing]
908
00:39:42,401 --> 00:39:47,322
So the higher the proof of alcohol,
the lower the density, right? Make sense?
909
00:39:47,322 --> 00:39:50,283
So the 151 just kind of floats on top.
910
00:39:50,283 --> 00:39:53,495
You know what else is pretty cool
about 151?
911
00:39:54,830 --> 00:39:56,748
It is flammable as fuck.
912
00:39:56,748 --> 00:39:57,791
[kids chuckle]
913
00:39:58,625 --> 00:40:01,586
Hot coffee!
Blow 'em out, throw 'em back. [blows]
914
00:40:02,379 --> 00:40:04,589
[kids cheering]
915
00:40:04,589 --> 00:40:05,799
[girl howls]
916
00:40:05,799 --> 00:40:07,467
- Bah!
- [kids cheering]
917
00:40:07,467 --> 00:40:08,468
Whoo!
918
00:40:09,302 --> 00:40:11,930
- Okay, guys. I gotta go now for real.
- [groaning]
919
00:40:11,930 --> 00:40:14,474
No, no, no,
it's past this old man's bedtime.
920
00:40:14,474 --> 00:40:17,227
Have a good time. Be safe. Studes out!
921
00:40:17,227 --> 00:40:19,104
- Whoo!
- [kids cheering]
922
00:40:20,605 --> 00:40:21,606
[Studebaker] Yeah!
923
00:40:25,527 --> 00:40:26,611
[Benj] Bailey, wait!
924
00:40:26,611 --> 00:40:28,363
- What?
- You're leaving?
925
00:40:28,363 --> 00:40:31,575
[sighs] Jesus Christ, dude. You scared me.
926
00:40:31,575 --> 00:40:33,910
Sorry, that was...
that was a little intense.
927
00:40:33,910 --> 00:40:34,995
But you can't leave.
928
00:40:34,995 --> 00:40:36,371
I can't?
929
00:40:36,371 --> 00:40:39,791
You can. You can do whatever you want.
It's just you shouldn't.
930
00:40:39,791 --> 00:40:40,709
Why is that?
931
00:40:40,709 --> 00:40:43,420
Because you promised we'd have a beer
this summer. Remember?
932
00:40:43,420 --> 00:40:46,590
[chuckles] Right, and I suppose
you're gonna hold me to that.
933
00:40:46,590 --> 00:40:49,676
Well, I just figured
you'd wanna keep your word.
934
00:40:50,427 --> 00:40:52,512
- Being an honorable person and all.
- [exhales]
935
00:40:52,512 --> 00:40:54,890
I do value honor a great deal.
936
00:40:54,890 --> 00:40:57,267
I know. That's why I chased you down.
937
00:40:59,186 --> 00:41:01,563
All right, sure. I got one in me.
938
00:41:07,152 --> 00:41:09,279
Commence Operation Meet-cute.
939
00:41:09,905 --> 00:41:12,407
Which one of you lucky ladies
will win the rose?
940
00:41:13,867 --> 00:41:16,620
Ooh, Michelle Pulaski cleans up nice.
941
00:41:16,620 --> 00:41:18,455
But I think Kayvon hooked up with her.
942
00:41:18,455 --> 00:41:19,789
- He'd murder me.
- [keys tap]
943
00:41:19,789 --> 00:41:21,249
What a butt!
944
00:41:21,249 --> 00:41:24,211
Who am I kidding?
I wouldn't know what to do with that.
945
00:41:25,170 --> 00:41:28,173
Hang on. What do we have here?
946
00:41:28,173 --> 00:41:30,342
Hello, future soulmate.
947
00:41:31,176 --> 00:41:33,094
Oh, hang on. Who's this scumbag?
948
00:41:33,094 --> 00:41:35,472
Oh no, baby. He's all wrong for you.
949
00:41:35,472 --> 00:41:36,723
I'll fix that.
950
00:41:38,475 --> 00:41:39,309
[girl gasps]
951
00:41:39,309 --> 00:41:40,894
[Koosh] Ha-ha!
952
00:41:40,894 --> 00:41:42,437
Meet-cute time!
953
00:41:43,522 --> 00:41:45,857
["Real Love (F. Holland Greco)" playing]
954
00:41:45,857 --> 00:41:47,776
- Nicole, hi!
- [Nicole] Oh.
955
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:49,986
[Alyssa] Is one of these for me?
956
00:41:50,487 --> 00:41:53,823
- Actually, it was for...
- Do you wanna go somewhere and talk?
957
00:41:53,823 --> 00:41:57,035
I feel like we haven't hung out
since summer. We used to be friends.
958
00:41:57,035 --> 00:42:01,790
Actually, I can't.
I told someone I'd get them a drink.
959
00:42:01,790 --> 00:42:02,958
Oh, who? Joni?
960
00:42:02,958 --> 00:42:04,584
Well, yeah.
961
00:42:04,584 --> 00:42:05,710
Okay.
962
00:42:05,710 --> 00:42:08,088
Look, I get it.
963
00:42:08,088 --> 00:42:10,674
This summer,
I was, like, straight-up fug--
964
00:42:10,674 --> 00:42:11,758
That's not true.
965
00:42:11,758 --> 00:42:14,761
Yeah, it is, but it's fine
because I fixed it,
966
00:42:14,761 --> 00:42:17,222
and now
I'm objectively hotter than her, so...
967
00:42:17,222 --> 00:42:18,557
It's not about that.
968
00:42:18,557 --> 00:42:21,518
Okay, so what's it about, then?
969
00:42:21,518 --> 00:42:24,354
- Can we not do this now?
- Come on, just fucking tell me.
970
00:42:24,354 --> 00:42:28,858
Fine. Honestly, you're mean.
You make people feel bad about themselves.
971
00:42:28,858 --> 00:42:33,154
And, yeah, you look good,
but... your insides are gross.
972
00:42:35,115 --> 00:42:36,199
Bye, Alyssa.
973
00:42:36,199 --> 00:42:38,076
♪ Shining out of me ♪
974
00:42:38,868 --> 00:42:42,038
♪ Kissed with permanent emotion... ♪
975
00:42:42,789 --> 00:42:45,750
Sorry, I live here.
I gotta check something real quick.
976
00:42:45,750 --> 00:42:47,002
- For real?
- Seriously?
977
00:42:47,002 --> 00:42:48,086
Damn!
978
00:42:49,879 --> 00:42:51,506
- [girl gasps]
- What? No!
979
00:42:51,506 --> 00:42:53,508
Sorry, guys, toilet's busted.
980
00:42:53,508 --> 00:42:56,177
Use the guest house,
or piss in the bushes.
981
00:42:56,177 --> 00:42:57,762
[all groan]
982
00:42:59,306 --> 00:43:00,181
[girl 1] No!
983
00:43:00,890 --> 00:43:01,766
Everything okay?
984
00:43:01,766 --> 00:43:02,726
I'm sorry?
985
00:43:02,726 --> 00:43:05,854
I couldn't help but notice
you look distressed. I live here.
986
00:43:05,854 --> 00:43:06,813
This is my party.
987
00:43:06,813 --> 00:43:08,481
Oh, I thought it was Kayvon's.
988
00:43:08,481 --> 00:43:10,734
- It's both of ours.
- Oh, yeah. No, I'm fine.
989
00:43:10,734 --> 00:43:12,694
I... I just need to use the bathroom.
990
00:43:12,694 --> 00:43:15,780
I suppose you can use the VIP.
991
00:43:15,780 --> 00:43:18,283
Oh my God. I'll be so, so quick.
992
00:43:18,867 --> 00:43:19,784
Right this way.
993
00:43:20,285 --> 00:43:21,494
[crunching]
994
00:43:23,038 --> 00:43:24,456
Mm. [coughs]
995
00:43:24,998 --> 00:43:25,832
Mm.
996
00:43:26,958 --> 00:43:29,336
What a fucking animal!
997
00:43:29,336 --> 00:43:31,880
[Eddie] At least
she isn't rapping anymore.
998
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:33,673
Hey, hey, hey, watch the leather!
999
00:43:33,673 --> 00:43:36,217
Oh! I can't waste that.
1000
00:43:39,095 --> 00:43:41,056
Oh, this is making me sick!
1001
00:43:41,890 --> 00:43:43,350
[Eddie] That's not a napkin.
1002
00:43:43,350 --> 00:43:45,727
[Connor] Oh, what the fuck, man?
1003
00:43:48,188 --> 00:43:50,732
I can't watch this anymore.
Tell us where you live.
1004
00:43:50,732 --> 00:43:52,067
[slurping]
1005
00:43:52,609 --> 00:43:53,943
[groans, burps]
1006
00:43:55,445 --> 00:43:56,404
Night night.
1007
00:43:57,030 --> 00:43:59,658
- Hey! Hey, don't do that!
- No! No, Katrina! Wake up!
1008
00:43:59,658 --> 00:44:02,202
- Katrina! Wake up! Wake--
- Hey! You can't do that!
1009
00:44:02,202 --> 00:44:03,828
[both groan loudly]
1010
00:44:04,954 --> 00:44:07,874
- What now?
- Hey, check her purse. What's her ID say?
1011
00:44:07,874 --> 00:44:08,917
[Eddie sighs]
1012
00:44:10,585 --> 00:44:13,046
162 Wilmot Ave. Boom! Let's roll.
1013
00:44:13,046 --> 00:44:15,382
["Return of Django"
by The Upsetters playing]
1014
00:44:20,303 --> 00:44:23,014
[Studebaker] The name gravity bong
is a bit misleading, right,
1015
00:44:23,014 --> 00:44:26,434
because what we're really dealing with
here is pressure, okay?
1016
00:44:26,434 --> 00:44:28,144
As I lift the container,
1017
00:44:28,144 --> 00:44:31,481
I'm essentially creating
a pressure vacuum, right,
1018
00:44:31,481 --> 00:44:34,651
filling the increasing surface area
with smoke.
1019
00:44:34,651 --> 00:44:36,361
See how milky that is?
1020
00:44:36,361 --> 00:44:38,655
Oh, look who's paying attention for once!
1021
00:44:38,655 --> 00:44:41,408
Okay, so as I push down, what I'm doing
1022
00:44:41,408 --> 00:44:44,285
is rapidly increasing
the internal pressure,
1023
00:44:44,285 --> 00:44:47,956
expelling the smoke out of the chamber
and into my lungs.
1024
00:44:47,956 --> 00:44:49,165
Are we ready for that?
1025
00:44:49,165 --> 00:44:51,126
Let me get a Studes! Studes!
1026
00:44:51,126 --> 00:44:53,461
[all together] Studes!
Studes! Studes! Studes!
1027
00:44:53,461 --> 00:44:55,171
Here we go!
1028
00:44:55,755 --> 00:44:58,216
[kids cheering, screaming]
1029
00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:00,969
[Studebaker moans softly]
1030
00:45:00,969 --> 00:45:02,095
[kids cheering]
1031
00:45:02,095 --> 00:45:03,680
Smooth.
1032
00:45:04,889 --> 00:45:06,224
Okay, who's on deck?
1033
00:45:06,224 --> 00:45:09,811
- [boy] Hey, right here. I got this!
- All right, guys. See you Monday!
1034
00:45:09,811 --> 00:45:11,229
[kids cheering]
1035
00:45:11,229 --> 00:45:12,939
High five! Whoa!
1036
00:45:16,735 --> 00:45:18,403
Thank you so much.
1037
00:45:18,403 --> 00:45:22,532
- Sorry we had to come down here.
- Oh, that's okay. It's a nice basement.
1038
00:45:22,532 --> 00:45:24,451
It's more than a basement, really.
1039
00:45:24,451 --> 00:45:27,996
We have a screening room, an arcade.
We even have a spa.
1040
00:45:27,996 --> 00:45:29,748
- Oh.
- Wanna see?
1041
00:45:29,748 --> 00:45:32,000
Uh... su... sure.
1042
00:45:33,084 --> 00:45:34,544
[water trickling gently]
1043
00:45:34,544 --> 00:45:37,005
[ethereal music playing]
1044
00:45:37,672 --> 00:45:38,590
[door closes]
1045
00:45:38,590 --> 00:45:40,759
Wow, you weren't lying.
1046
00:45:40,759 --> 00:45:42,761
You have a spa in your home.
1047
00:45:42,761 --> 00:45:47,265
Yeah, my family's big on mindfulness.
I'm sure you picked up on it from my vibe.
1048
00:45:47,265 --> 00:45:49,726
- You seem chill.
- Thank you. I am.
1049
00:45:49,726 --> 00:45:51,728
Anyways, should we get back?
1050
00:45:51,728 --> 00:45:53,104
- Yeah.
- [Koosh] Yeah.
1051
00:45:54,481 --> 00:45:55,356
[handle rattling]
1052
00:45:55,356 --> 00:45:57,525
That's weird. It's locked.
1053
00:45:57,525 --> 00:45:58,902
You're kidding me, right?
1054
00:45:59,819 --> 00:46:01,696
No worries. I'll call someone.
1055
00:46:03,782 --> 00:46:06,159
Oh, dang it. No service. You?
1056
00:46:07,494 --> 00:46:09,245
- Nothing.
- Oh, shoot!
1057
00:46:09,746 --> 00:46:10,747
[kicks door]
1058
00:46:10,747 --> 00:46:13,708
- Uh, okay. Is there another way out?
- No.
1059
00:46:13,708 --> 00:46:17,837
[voice on sat nav] In one mile,
turn left on Havenhurst Boulevard.
1060
00:46:18,338 --> 00:46:19,172
[Connor sniffs]
1061
00:46:20,799 --> 00:46:22,217
- Dude!
- What?
1062
00:46:22,217 --> 00:46:24,636
Have the decency to crack a window, man!
1063
00:46:24,636 --> 00:46:27,055
What are you talking about?
I don't even smell.
1064
00:46:28,973 --> 00:46:30,892
[sniffs, spluttering]
1065
00:46:30,892 --> 00:46:33,561
Bro, what the fuck? Open a window!
1066
00:46:33,561 --> 00:46:35,188
[both coughing]
1067
00:46:35,188 --> 00:46:37,148
- [Eddie] Oh!
- [Connor spluttering]
1068
00:46:37,148 --> 00:46:39,150
[both gasping for air]
1069
00:46:39,150 --> 00:46:40,151
What is that?
1070
00:46:40,151 --> 00:46:43,279
I... I... I don't know.
I've never experienced that smell before!
1071
00:46:43,279 --> 00:46:44,239
Make it stop!
1072
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:47,242
Oh God. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Lady!
1073
00:46:47,242 --> 00:46:49,202
You gotta put a cork in it.
1074
00:46:50,954 --> 00:46:53,748
Oh shit! She shit!
1075
00:46:53,748 --> 00:46:54,874
- What?
- [Eddie] Shit!
1076
00:46:54,874 --> 00:46:56,960
She fucking shit! Oh shit!
1077
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:58,294
What do you mean she shit?
1078
00:46:58,294 --> 00:47:02,423
I mean, shit is literally
falling out of her butt right now!
1079
00:47:02,423 --> 00:47:04,884
- [coughs]
- Oh, it's on my hand!
1080
00:47:04,884 --> 00:47:06,511
I got shit on my hand!
1081
00:47:06,511 --> 00:47:09,806
- [moaning]
- What the fuck? Don't put it on me!
1082
00:47:09,806 --> 00:47:12,100
[both coughing, spluttering]
1083
00:47:12,100 --> 00:47:13,852
[both gasping]
1084
00:47:13,852 --> 00:47:16,688
- [horn honking]
- [both screaming]
1085
00:47:16,688 --> 00:47:18,523
[tires screeching]
1086
00:47:20,608 --> 00:47:22,235
[Eddie screaming]
1087
00:47:22,235 --> 00:47:24,404
[tires screeching]
1088
00:47:24,404 --> 00:47:26,656
[Eddie and Connor screaming]
1089
00:47:28,157 --> 00:47:29,534
[screaming continues]
1090
00:47:32,287 --> 00:47:34,455
- [Eddie retching]
- [Connor coughing]
1091
00:47:34,455 --> 00:47:36,249
Ew, get it off of me!
1092
00:47:37,083 --> 00:47:39,586
It's in my mouth!
I've got shit in my mouth!
1093
00:47:39,586 --> 00:47:40,628
[both spluttering]
1094
00:47:40,628 --> 00:47:41,963
Why would she do this?
1095
00:47:43,798 --> 00:47:46,384
So, want the good news or bad news?
1096
00:47:46,384 --> 00:47:47,385
More bad news?
1097
00:47:47,385 --> 00:47:50,263
Bad news is that all we have to eat
are these strawberries.
1098
00:47:50,763 --> 00:47:53,349
Good news is
that they look ripe and delicious.
1099
00:47:53,349 --> 00:47:55,894
Also, I found
this pretty nice bottle of champagne.
1100
00:47:55,894 --> 00:47:58,521
I guess that makes
two pieces of good news.
1101
00:47:59,397 --> 00:48:02,692
So do you, like, get lots of massages?
1102
00:48:02,692 --> 00:48:05,778
Actually, I prefer to give.
That's why I got certified.
1103
00:48:05,778 --> 00:48:08,740
Hey, if you want, I could give you
some light reflexology.
1104
00:48:08,740 --> 00:48:11,826
- Oh, uh, you don't have to do that.
- [Koosh] Are you kidding?
1105
00:48:11,826 --> 00:48:15,121
- After the trouble I've caused?
- Do you really know what you're doing?
1106
00:48:15,121 --> 00:48:17,916
I know that spinal stenosis
is no laughing matter.
1107
00:48:17,916 --> 00:48:19,083
[chuckles]
1108
00:48:19,083 --> 00:48:21,419
Come on. Alleviate my guilt.
1109
00:48:22,629 --> 00:48:26,090
Uh, all right. Uh, fuck it.
I will take a free massage.
1110
00:48:26,090 --> 00:48:29,302
That's the spirit. I'mma go wash up.
We'll start face down.
1111
00:48:29,302 --> 00:48:33,014
♪ We don't have to take our clothes off... ♪
1112
00:48:33,014 --> 00:48:35,683
- [cheering]
- ♪ To have a good time ♪
1113
00:48:35,683 --> 00:48:36,726
♪ Oh, oh ♪
1114
00:48:36,726 --> 00:48:40,396
♪ We don't have to take our clothes off... ♪
1115
00:48:40,396 --> 00:48:43,149
- [cheering]
- ♪ To have a good time... ♪
1116
00:48:43,149 --> 00:48:45,610
- [Benj] Beer for you.
- Thank you.
1117
00:48:45,610 --> 00:48:49,113
♪ We could dance and party all night ♪
1118
00:48:49,113 --> 00:48:52,784
♪ And drink some cherry wine... ♪
1119
00:48:53,534 --> 00:48:56,454
- I love this song.
- Oh yeah? Wanna get on the mic?
1120
00:48:57,372 --> 00:48:58,373
Very funny.
1121
00:48:58,373 --> 00:49:02,210
Come on, share your gift. [clears throat]
Excuse me. Can I have your attention?
1122
00:49:02,210 --> 00:49:05,213
- No! Don't be a dick, please.
- All right. Jeez!
1123
00:49:05,213 --> 00:49:07,799
God forbid anyone meets the real you.
1124
00:49:07,799 --> 00:49:11,052
I'm sorry. I just...
I don't feel like singing right now.
1125
00:49:11,052 --> 00:49:12,387
Copy that.
1126
00:49:13,012 --> 00:49:14,681
Cool guys don't sing.
1127
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:18,434
How was your first week?
Any ladies in the mix?
1128
00:49:18,434 --> 00:49:19,811
- Not yet.
- [Bailey] Really?
1129
00:49:19,811 --> 00:49:22,855
Good-looking guy like you?
What's taking so long?
1130
00:49:24,065 --> 00:49:25,650
There is this girl I kinda like.
1131
00:49:26,317 --> 00:49:28,319
Sounds serious. What's her deal?
1132
00:49:28,319 --> 00:49:31,614
Well, she's really cool and smart.
1133
00:49:31,614 --> 00:49:32,782
Cool and smart?
1134
00:49:32,782 --> 00:49:34,325
Hard to believe, right?
1135
00:49:35,284 --> 00:49:36,703
So what are you waiting for?
1136
00:49:37,662 --> 00:49:38,705
Make a move.
1137
00:49:38,705 --> 00:49:40,289
[sweet suspenseful music playing]
1138
00:49:40,289 --> 00:49:41,708
What if she's not into it?
1139
00:49:43,710 --> 00:49:44,627
What if she is?
1140
00:49:48,589 --> 00:49:49,966
- [kids groaning]
- [Bailey] Jesus!
1141
00:49:49,966 --> 00:49:52,760
[chuckling] It's all good, muchachos!
1142
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:57,348
It's just a chemical reaction.
You know why? Because it's science!
1143
00:49:57,348 --> 00:49:59,475
- [girl 1] Oh my...
- [girl 2] What's going on?
1144
00:49:59,475 --> 00:50:01,436
- [kids yelping]
- [girl 3] Hey!
1145
00:50:01,436 --> 00:50:03,187
Step right up, boys and girls!
1146
00:50:03,187 --> 00:50:09,986
Step right up and witness
the incredible fire-breathing dragon-man!
1147
00:50:09,986 --> 00:50:11,487
[kids muttering]
1148
00:50:11,487 --> 00:50:12,655
[kids gasping]
1149
00:50:13,322 --> 00:50:14,824
- [girl 4] Oh!
- Oh fuck.
1150
00:50:14,824 --> 00:50:16,034
[blowing] It's hot!
1151
00:50:16,034 --> 00:50:18,244
It's getting hot! It's getting hot!
1152
00:50:18,244 --> 00:50:19,996
- [girl 5 yelps]
- [boys] Oh!
1153
00:50:19,996 --> 00:50:21,414
[Studebaker] It's okay!
1154
00:50:21,914 --> 00:50:22,874
[screaming]
1155
00:50:22,874 --> 00:50:24,584
[yelling]
1156
00:50:24,584 --> 00:50:26,627
- God! Help me, please!
- [kids screaming]
1157
00:50:26,627 --> 00:50:29,047
[Studebaker] I'm your teacher,
for fuck's sake! Help!
1158
00:50:29,047 --> 00:50:30,381
[kids screaming]
1159
00:50:30,381 --> 00:50:32,091
[kids] Oh!
1160
00:50:32,759 --> 00:50:34,594
- [boy 1] Oh!
- [boy 2] Is he alive?
1161
00:50:35,762 --> 00:50:37,180
[grunts, gasping]
1162
00:50:37,180 --> 00:50:39,807
[grunts, raspy breathing]
1163
00:50:39,807 --> 00:50:41,225
[splutters]
1164
00:50:42,852 --> 00:50:44,896
- [boy 3] Yeah!
- [cheering]
1165
00:50:45,938 --> 00:50:46,773
Ha-ha!
1166
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:51,152
Yeah! Yeah!
1167
00:50:51,652 --> 00:50:52,737
[girl 6] Yeah!
1168
00:50:53,654 --> 00:50:56,365
[kids chanting] Studes!
Studes! Studes! Studes!
1169
00:50:56,365 --> 00:50:59,911
Studes! Studes! Studes! Studes! Studes!
1170
00:51:01,996 --> 00:51:03,081
[Eddie sniffs]
1171
00:51:04,916 --> 00:51:06,292
Oh... Oh!
1172
00:51:08,753 --> 00:51:10,213
Dennis is gonna kill me!
1173
00:51:10,213 --> 00:51:12,590
Fuck Dennis. He's never gonna know.
1174
00:51:12,590 --> 00:51:16,511
Are you crazy? It looks like
Willy Wonka's diarrhea factory in there.
1175
00:51:16,511 --> 00:51:21,140
Look, I say we go back to your house
and get in bed. This never happened.
1176
00:51:21,140 --> 00:51:23,810
What? What about the car?
1177
00:51:23,810 --> 00:51:26,395
What car? I have no idea
what you're talking about.
1178
00:51:26,395 --> 00:51:29,524
And Katrina? We can't leave her shitty ass
on the side of the road.
1179
00:51:29,524 --> 00:51:30,525
Why not?
1180
00:51:30,525 --> 00:51:33,111
Because some psycho rapist
could snatch her up!
1181
00:51:33,111 --> 00:51:35,905
Dude, she's covered in poo.
It's like a protective force field.
1182
00:51:36,572 --> 00:51:39,700
Look, at some point,
some cop is gonna cruise by
1183
00:51:39,700 --> 00:51:41,828
and think she stole the car
and took a dump in it.
1184
00:51:41,828 --> 00:51:44,664
And what happens when she wakes up
and tells the truth?
1185
00:51:46,833 --> 00:51:49,377
Hey. Katrina, wake up.
1186
00:51:49,377 --> 00:51:51,337
- [Katrina moans]
- Do you know us?
1187
00:51:51,337 --> 00:51:53,422
Get out of my room, you fucking bitch.
1188
00:51:53,422 --> 00:51:55,883
- Not exactly a star witness.
- It doesn't matter.
1189
00:51:55,883 --> 00:51:59,428
They'll trace my credit card to Taco Bell.
They'll pull the security footage.
1190
00:51:59,428 --> 00:52:01,973
What is this? CSI Special Fecal Unit?
1191
00:52:01,973 --> 00:52:03,599
It's never gonna work.
1192
00:52:06,561 --> 00:52:07,979
[sighs] Fine.
1193
00:52:10,690 --> 00:52:11,607
New plan.
1194
00:52:12,191 --> 00:52:13,651
[sneaky music playing]
1195
00:52:15,945 --> 00:52:16,904
[Connor grunts]
1196
00:52:21,742 --> 00:52:23,995
All right. Nice work.
Let's bounce. [chuckles]
1197
00:52:25,872 --> 00:52:26,706
What's the matter?
1198
00:52:28,541 --> 00:52:29,667
This feels fucked-up.
1199
00:52:30,251 --> 00:52:32,461
Yeah. Well, karma's a stinky perfume.
1200
00:52:32,461 --> 00:52:34,338
[Eddie] We can't
just leave her here like this
1201
00:52:34,338 --> 00:52:37,091
with her underpants filled to the brim
with diarrhea.
1202
00:52:37,091 --> 00:52:40,052
They're America's heroes.
This is what they train for.
1203
00:52:40,052 --> 00:52:42,054
Her parents are gonna have to pick her up.
1204
00:52:42,054 --> 00:52:45,308
Good. Maybe it'll finally motivate them
to potty-train her.
1205
00:52:45,308 --> 00:52:46,350
[bell ringing]
1206
00:52:46,350 --> 00:52:47,727
Quick, grab her legs!
1207
00:52:47,727 --> 00:52:50,438
- I just washed my hands!
- Well, just fucking do it.
1208
00:52:50,438 --> 00:52:53,024
- ["My Fit" by Mad Circuit playing]
- [both grunting]
1209
00:52:55,693 --> 00:53:00,489
♪ Yeah I'm fresh and fly
As nobody in this room here gon' try it ♪
1210
00:53:00,489 --> 00:53:02,742
♪ See my fit, it's a fit
Yeah, I'm fit, take a flick... ♪
1211
00:53:02,742 --> 00:53:04,577
Oh. Close.
1212
00:53:06,370 --> 00:53:08,789
So you're really done with singing, huh?
1213
00:53:09,832 --> 00:53:12,001
Yeah, I'm... I'm... I'm over it.
1214
00:53:12,001 --> 00:53:13,461
Oh, that's too bad.
1215
00:53:14,295 --> 00:53:17,757
For the record, I always thought
you had a pretty nice voice. Kobe!
1216
00:53:17,757 --> 00:53:19,717
- [gasps]
- How are you so good at this?
1217
00:53:19,717 --> 00:53:21,928
- How are you so bad at this?
- I don't know. I suck.
1218
00:53:21,928 --> 00:53:23,638
- [giggles]
- Yo, there you are.
1219
00:53:23,638 --> 00:53:25,848
- Those guys from the skate park are here.
- Here?
1220
00:53:25,848 --> 00:53:28,809
Yeah. They'll probably murder us,
so we should go. How you doing?
1221
00:53:28,809 --> 00:53:30,603
- I told you!
- What's going on?
1222
00:53:30,603 --> 00:53:32,730
Oh, we ripped off some guys earlier.
1223
00:53:32,730 --> 00:53:33,940
You ripped them off.
1224
00:53:33,940 --> 00:53:37,485
Benj! We are partners.
We succeed and fail as a unit.
1225
00:53:37,485 --> 00:53:39,445
[boy 1] There's those motherfuckers.
1226
00:53:39,946 --> 00:53:43,324
- Hey, what's up, fellas? How are ya?
- Shut the fuck up.
1227
00:53:43,324 --> 00:53:45,451
- Yep.
- You think you can sell us fake shit?
1228
00:53:45,451 --> 00:53:48,120
Fake shit? There must be
some kind of misunderstanding.
1229
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:49,080
Talk fast, bitch.
1230
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:50,456
I got it from Benj.
1231
00:53:52,541 --> 00:53:55,086
- I... I had nothing to do with this.
- [Ruby] He told me it was dank.
1232
00:53:55,086 --> 00:53:56,462
Ruby. Come on, man.
1233
00:53:56,462 --> 00:54:00,299
Come to think of it,
I popped mine, like, two hours ago,
1234
00:54:00,299 --> 00:54:02,551
and, well, I don't feel shit either.
1235
00:54:02,551 --> 00:54:05,429
Come on. I tried to stay in the car.
He forced me. He's lying.
1236
00:54:05,429 --> 00:54:09,058
Come on, Benjamin. The jig is up.
1237
00:54:09,058 --> 00:54:11,811
Give them their money back,
take your beating,
1238
00:54:11,811 --> 00:54:13,729
and learn from your mistakes.
1239
00:54:13,729 --> 00:54:14,647
[boy 2] Oh no!
1240
00:54:14,647 --> 00:54:17,733
Go easy on him, guys. He's just a kid.
1241
00:54:18,401 --> 00:54:20,319
- [crowd gasping]
- [girl 1] Oh my God!
1242
00:54:20,820 --> 00:54:22,071
[girl 2] Oh!
1243
00:54:24,532 --> 00:54:26,909
I don't know what is going on,
but I'll pay you back.
1244
00:54:26,909 --> 00:54:29,245
[chuckling] Nah, homey.
It's too late for that.
1245
00:54:29,245 --> 00:54:31,414
Please, man. I'm a good person.
1246
00:54:31,414 --> 00:54:33,708
- [boy 3] Oh shit! It's Kayvon!
- Yo, is there a problem?
1247
00:54:33,708 --> 00:54:37,295
Yeah, there's a fucking problem.
Your boys here just ripped us off.
1248
00:54:38,462 --> 00:54:39,297
This bitch?
1249
00:54:40,298 --> 00:54:41,382
- [groans]
- [crowd] Oh!
1250
00:54:42,133 --> 00:54:43,342
He's not my boy.
1251
00:54:43,342 --> 00:54:44,885
Yeah. Well...
1252
00:54:45,803 --> 00:54:47,722
someone owes us $300.
1253
00:54:47,722 --> 00:54:49,640
That's not my business, dog.
1254
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:53,227
My business is hosting this party
and ensuring my guests have a good time.
1255
00:54:53,227 --> 00:54:55,062
Now, you can either respect that,
1256
00:54:55,062 --> 00:54:57,857
or I could fuck you up
in front of all these people.
1257
00:54:57,857 --> 00:54:59,150
[boy 4] Oh damn!
1258
00:55:00,609 --> 00:55:02,570
[girl 3] Oh, shit's about to go down.
1259
00:55:07,158 --> 00:55:09,618
Yeah, I respect that.
1260
00:55:12,204 --> 00:55:14,123
I appreciate you being mature about it.
1261
00:55:14,874 --> 00:55:15,791
[boy 5] All right!
1262
00:55:15,791 --> 00:55:17,543
- That's mad big of you, dog.
- Thanks, dog.
1263
00:55:17,543 --> 00:55:21,339
You know what? I like that.
Why don't you guys grab yourself a drink?
1264
00:55:21,339 --> 00:55:24,300
Make yourself comfortable, okay?
If you need anything, come find me.
1265
00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:25,551
- [yelling]
- [buzzing]
1266
00:55:30,890 --> 00:55:32,266
- [boy 6] Oh!
- [kids gasping]
1267
00:55:33,225 --> 00:55:34,143
Oh my God!
1268
00:55:34,143 --> 00:55:35,853
[pained grunting]
1269
00:55:35,853 --> 00:55:37,146
[grunting]
1270
00:55:38,147 --> 00:55:40,149
[rock music playing]
1271
00:55:41,192 --> 00:55:43,194
- [boy 7] Oh!
- [both grunting]
1272
00:55:46,947 --> 00:55:47,865
Come on!
1273
00:55:51,369 --> 00:55:52,620
- [pained grunt]
- [gasping]
1274
00:55:52,620 --> 00:55:53,788
[girl] Gotta call you back.
1275
00:55:53,788 --> 00:55:56,665
- You broke my fucking nose!
- Oh my God, I'm so sorry!
1276
00:55:56,665 --> 00:55:58,042
[groans loudly]
1277
00:55:58,042 --> 00:55:59,168
Fuck you!
1278
00:56:00,336 --> 00:56:01,629
[rock music continues]
1279
00:56:02,171 --> 00:56:03,172
[boy] Marlon!
1280
00:56:03,172 --> 00:56:04,090
[yelling]
1281
00:56:06,342 --> 00:56:07,551
[groaning]
1282
00:56:07,551 --> 00:56:09,136
[Benj breathing heavily]
1283
00:56:09,136 --> 00:56:11,180
Dude, what the fuck?
1284
00:56:11,180 --> 00:56:12,890
- What?
- [Bailey] What do you mean "what"?
1285
00:56:12,890 --> 00:56:15,768
- I thought you were about to get murdered.
- Fucking Ruby.
1286
00:56:15,768 --> 00:56:16,685
I--
1287
00:56:16,685 --> 00:56:18,687
[sweet instrumental music playing]
1288
00:56:20,106 --> 00:56:21,732
Wow, that's...
1289
00:56:22,441 --> 00:56:23,651
Thank you?
1290
00:56:23,651 --> 00:56:27,279
You're welcome. I mean, you were clearly
never gonna make a move.
1291
00:56:27,279 --> 00:56:30,116
Sorry about that.
I just didn't really know how you felt.
1292
00:56:30,699 --> 00:56:33,536
Well, now you know.
So next time, don't overthink it.
1293
00:56:33,536 --> 00:56:34,703
Yeah, no, no. I won't.
1294
00:56:38,374 --> 00:56:40,876
- Like, now would be that time.
- [Benj] Oh.
1295
00:56:40,876 --> 00:56:41,919
Yeah.
1296
00:56:43,421 --> 00:56:44,422
Here I come.
1297
00:56:46,799 --> 00:56:48,008
[sweet music builds]
1298
00:56:55,391 --> 00:56:56,434
Was that okay?
1299
00:56:57,143 --> 00:57:00,438
That was... surprisingly good, actually.
1300
00:57:03,107 --> 00:57:05,526
- Don't tell your sister.
- I'd never tell her anything.
1301
00:57:05,526 --> 00:57:08,737
I'm serious. I'll fuck you up.
This is not a good look for me.
1302
00:57:09,613 --> 00:57:10,698
Wow. Thanks.
1303
00:57:10,698 --> 00:57:11,740
Don't get me wrong.
1304
00:57:11,740 --> 00:57:15,578
I mean, you're super cute,
but you're a freshman. I'm a sophomore.
1305
00:57:15,578 --> 00:57:17,246
- Yeah.
- The gap is unbridgeable.
1306
00:57:17,246 --> 00:57:19,915
Fine, but you have to promise
not to tell anyone either.
1307
00:57:19,915 --> 00:57:21,584
Oh really? Why is that?
1308
00:57:21,584 --> 00:57:25,129
Well, because I'm a freshman. New kid.
I wanna keep my options open.
1309
00:57:25,129 --> 00:57:26,922
Oh, you do, do you?
1310
00:57:28,299 --> 00:57:30,259
No, not really.
1311
00:57:33,137 --> 00:57:34,680
[sweet music continues]
1312
00:57:39,810 --> 00:57:41,437
Okay, I should probably get back
1313
00:57:41,437 --> 00:57:43,981
before people think
I'm off somewhere blowing you.
1314
00:57:43,981 --> 00:57:45,691
[laughs]
1315
00:57:46,317 --> 00:57:47,193
Not gonna happen.
1316
00:57:47,193 --> 00:57:48,611
No, I don't even want that.
1317
00:57:49,612 --> 00:57:50,863
That's not what I...
1318
00:57:50,863 --> 00:57:54,283
Obviously, if you wanted to,
I would totally allow that.
1319
00:57:54,825 --> 00:57:56,118
That came out wrong. Uh...
1320
00:57:56,118 --> 00:57:59,413
You don't need my permission.
You can do anything you want.
1321
00:58:00,623 --> 00:58:01,707
I support women.
1322
00:58:01,707 --> 00:58:02,750
[snickers]
1323
00:58:03,542 --> 00:58:06,462
Find me before you leave.
Maybe I'll give you a ride.
1324
00:58:09,715 --> 00:58:11,050
This was fun.
1325
00:58:11,550 --> 00:58:12,426
[door opens]
1326
00:58:13,344 --> 00:58:14,345
[door closes]
1327
00:58:16,805 --> 00:58:19,308
["'Bout to Get Real" by 7KingZ playing]
1328
00:58:19,308 --> 00:58:20,434
[exhales]
1329
00:58:21,018 --> 00:58:22,811
[Kayvon] Oh shit, he's alive!
1330
00:58:22,811 --> 00:58:26,398
Oh my God. Yo, bro. Thank you.
1331
00:58:27,149 --> 00:58:28,067
I needed that.
1332
00:58:28,067 --> 00:58:30,236
- Look, I should have taped up.
- Oh my God!
1333
00:58:30,236 --> 00:58:31,487
They got all messed up.
1334
00:58:31,487 --> 00:58:33,656
- [Benj] Yeah. Thank you.
- I love you, kid!
1335
00:58:33,656 --> 00:58:36,075
- It's all good. We're all friends now.
- Yeah!
1336
00:58:36,075 --> 00:58:37,117
- Yeah?
- Yeah!
1337
00:58:37,117 --> 00:58:38,452
- Yeah!
- Let's go!
1338
00:58:38,953 --> 00:58:40,579
['"Bout to Get Real" continues]
1339
00:58:45,668 --> 00:58:46,961
♪ You ready? ♪
1340
00:58:53,592 --> 00:58:54,760
♪ This is it now ♪
1341
00:58:54,760 --> 00:58:55,761
♪ Can't quit now ♪
1342
00:58:55,761 --> 00:58:57,680
♪ Feel the pressure is on the rise ♪
1343
00:58:57,680 --> 00:58:59,723
♪ I'm burning inside, energy is high ♪
1344
00:58:59,723 --> 00:59:01,016
♪ And I feel so alive ♪
1345
00:59:01,016 --> 00:59:02,810
♪ Had to face up, so I prayed up ♪
1346
00:59:02,810 --> 00:59:05,020
♪ Put my head down and I came up ♪
1347
00:59:05,020 --> 00:59:06,897
- ♪ Came up ♪
- ♪ So what you afraid of? ♪
1348
00:59:06,897 --> 00:59:08,816
♪This is what legends are made of ♪
1349
00:59:08,816 --> 00:59:10,609
♪ Center stage of a new wave ♪
1350
00:59:10,609 --> 00:59:12,861
♪ Of hustlerz, ballerz, and renegades ♪
1351
00:59:12,861 --> 00:59:14,280
♪ Every day stay dedicated ♪
1352
00:59:14,280 --> 00:59:16,365
♪ On a mission
Until we can say we made it ♪
1353
00:59:16,365 --> 00:59:19,702
♪ It's nothing life will just hand you
Always did what they told me I can't do ♪
1354
00:59:19,702 --> 00:59:21,787
♪ And it's still all a gamble ♪
1355
00:59:21,787 --> 00:59:23,956
♪ Go and handle yo' handle ♪
1356
00:59:23,956 --> 00:59:25,541
- ♪ You ready? ♪
- ♪ You ready? ♪
1357
00:59:25,541 --> 00:59:27,710
- ♪ Keep your eyes peeled ♪
- ♪ What's up? ♪
1358
00:59:27,710 --> 00:59:29,128
- ♪ You hear it comin'? ♪
- ♪ What? ♪
1359
00:59:29,128 --> 00:59:30,588
♪ It's 'bout to get real... ♪
1360
00:59:30,588 --> 00:59:31,714
[cheering]
1361
00:59:33,299 --> 00:59:34,425
♪ Watch ♪
1362
00:59:36,427 --> 00:59:38,137
♪ It's 'bout to get real ♪
1363
00:59:40,097 --> 00:59:41,140
♪ What's up? ♪
1364
00:59:42,224 --> 00:59:43,350
♪ You know the deal ♪
1365
00:59:43,350 --> 00:59:45,394
♪ It's 'bout to get real ♪
1366
00:59:46,228 --> 00:59:48,480
♪ This is high stakes, no off days ♪
1367
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:50,357
♪ You cooked if you caught in the blaze ♪
1368
00:59:50,357 --> 00:59:53,902
♪ You either eaten or you get ate
It's all part of the game we play ♪
1369
00:59:53,902 --> 00:59:55,613
♪ When I stand up, never jammed up ♪
1370
00:59:55,613 --> 00:59:57,656
♪ Can't go under
Do you over stand us? ♪
1371
00:59:57,656 --> 00:59:59,617
- ♪ Over stand us ♪
- ♪ Don't take it for granted ♪
1372
00:59:59,617 --> 01:00:01,577
♪ It's bigger than life on this planet ♪
1373
01:00:01,577 --> 01:00:04,622
♪ Nuff said 'cause I know the ledge
And I'm pushing it right to the edge... ♪
1374
01:00:04,622 --> 01:00:06,165
- [kids] Whoo!
- ♪ Only break bread ♪
1375
01:00:06,165 --> 01:00:08,375
♪ My real head
For the blood and the tears we shed ♪
1376
01:00:08,375 --> 01:00:10,461
♪ Be patient, we done waiting ♪
1377
01:00:10,461 --> 01:00:12,004
♪ So at the end of the day ♪
1378
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:14,214
♪ You know the deal ♪
1379
01:00:14,214 --> 01:00:15,633
♪ It's 'bout to get real ♪
1380
01:00:15,633 --> 01:00:16,550
[music ends]
1381
01:00:17,635 --> 01:00:19,553
[pained, disorientated grunting]
1382
01:00:27,269 --> 01:00:28,646
- [keys jangle]
- [whimpering]
1383
01:00:31,190 --> 01:00:32,524
[silent]
1384
01:00:39,990 --> 01:00:41,075
[boy] Hey, Stude!
1385
01:00:41,575 --> 01:00:43,619
[Studebaker] See you Monday. [groans]
1386
01:00:43,619 --> 01:00:45,037
Okay, all done.
1387
01:00:45,746 --> 01:00:48,540
You may feel a little sore tomorrow.
Nothing to worry about.
1388
01:00:48,540 --> 01:00:49,667
Just a toxin release.
1389
01:00:49,667 --> 01:00:53,629
And if you want, a nice hot soak
is always great for recovery.
1390
01:00:54,338 --> 01:00:56,423
Well, I didn't bring a suit, so...
1391
01:00:56,423 --> 01:00:58,634
Oh. We have plenty of suits
in the changing room.
1392
01:01:00,761 --> 01:01:02,054
Are you gonna get in?
1393
01:01:02,930 --> 01:01:03,847
To the tub?
1394
01:01:03,847 --> 01:01:05,849
I can't go alone, right?
1395
01:01:05,849 --> 01:01:07,393
I... I mean, I guess I could.
1396
01:01:07,893 --> 01:01:10,354
Why don't you go change?
I'll get it all set up.
1397
01:01:12,606 --> 01:01:14,733
Right back there. Take any suit you want.
1398
01:01:14,733 --> 01:01:15,818
[girl] Okay.
1399
01:01:17,319 --> 01:01:20,030
Yes! Yes! It's freaking on.
1400
01:01:20,030 --> 01:01:21,573
[dance music playing]
1401
01:01:21,573 --> 01:01:23,784
[cheering]
1402
01:01:30,999 --> 01:01:32,000
I'm high.
1403
01:01:34,962 --> 01:01:38,882
There he is! Just the man
I wanted to see! Come here!
1404
01:01:39,466 --> 01:01:41,969
Come here. Let me ask you something.
You like jazz?
1405
01:01:41,969 --> 01:01:43,429
Yeah. Yeah, I... I like jazz.
1406
01:01:43,429 --> 01:01:45,055
Course you do, you bastard.
1407
01:01:45,723 --> 01:01:47,224
I've got something for you.
1408
01:01:47,224 --> 01:01:49,435
[dance music pumping in distance]
1409
01:01:49,435 --> 01:01:50,561
Oh my God!
1410
01:01:51,353 --> 01:01:52,604
What happened to you?
1411
01:01:53,105 --> 01:01:55,482
Oh, I have an older brother, so...
1412
01:01:55,482 --> 01:01:56,442
Oh.
1413
01:01:57,234 --> 01:01:58,944
Oh! Almost forgot the drinks.
1414
01:02:03,157 --> 01:02:05,868
Some bubbles to go with these bubbles.
1415
01:02:05,868 --> 01:02:07,119
- [floor squeaks]
- [yelps]
1416
01:02:07,119 --> 01:02:08,912
Oh shit! Are you okay?
1417
01:02:08,912 --> 01:02:09,997
Oh fuck, fuck, fuck!
1418
01:02:09,997 --> 01:02:12,166
Oh my God! Oh my God! Your shoulder!
1419
01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:14,585
- Oh, what is that?
- God. I think it's your bone.
1420
01:02:14,585 --> 01:02:16,336
- [high-pitched scream]
- Oh God!
1421
01:02:16,962 --> 01:02:18,547
Don't just stand there! Get help!
1422
01:02:18,547 --> 01:02:20,174
How? We're locked in.
1423
01:02:21,967 --> 01:02:23,302
I have a key.
1424
01:02:23,302 --> 01:02:25,387
- [pained groaning]
- What?!
1425
01:02:25,387 --> 01:02:26,513
In my pants!
1426
01:02:27,139 --> 01:02:30,392
- [girl] Motherfucker!
- [Koosh] Come on! [pained yelling]
1427
01:02:32,102 --> 01:02:34,229
You have had a key this entire time?
1428
01:02:34,229 --> 01:02:36,857
Who cares how long I had it?
I'm fucking dying here.
1429
01:02:36,857 --> 01:02:39,026
Fucking creep! What is wrong with you?
1430
01:02:39,026 --> 01:02:41,737
I don't know! I have low self-esteem.
1431
01:02:41,737 --> 01:02:43,572
I'm trying to impress my brother.
1432
01:02:43,572 --> 01:02:46,909
I know I'm a piece of shit,
but I don't deserve to die.
1433
01:02:48,577 --> 01:02:49,995
Please?
1434
01:02:49,995 --> 01:02:51,580
Call 911.
1435
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:54,082
Call yourself, asshole.
1436
01:02:54,082 --> 01:02:56,376
[pained groaning]
1437
01:02:56,376 --> 01:02:58,212
{\an8}[upbeat music playing]
1438
01:02:58,212 --> 01:02:59,713
[coughing]
1439
01:02:59,713 --> 01:03:01,673
Guess who the cat drug up?
1440
01:03:01,673 --> 01:03:02,758
Hey!
1441
01:03:02,758 --> 01:03:06,178
Somebody cut up a little jazz,
so I guess we're going.
1442
01:03:06,762 --> 01:03:08,222
[Benj] Oh. Oh!
1443
01:03:08,222 --> 01:03:10,849
Oh no. I'm gonna stick with the beer.
Thank you though.
1444
01:03:10,849 --> 01:03:12,684
What? What you talking about?
1445
01:03:12,684 --> 01:03:14,561
You... you gave me your word, man.
1446
01:03:14,561 --> 01:03:17,147
- [chuckles]
- What, are you not a man of your word?
1447
01:03:17,147 --> 01:03:18,273
- [girl 1] Come on.
- Come on.
1448
01:03:18,273 --> 01:03:19,441
Just do it.
1449
01:03:20,359 --> 01:03:23,320
- [Jennifer] Benj! Benj!
- [girl 1 joins in] Benj! Benj! Benj!
1450
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:25,280
- Fuck it, I'll do it.
- Attaboy!
1451
01:03:25,280 --> 01:03:27,658
You heard him! One monster rail!
1452
01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:31,954
Oh no, no, no! Just one medium-sized rail
will be fine. Do I just sniff it?
1453
01:03:31,954 --> 01:03:32,871
[girls snicker]
1454
01:03:32,871 --> 01:03:34,915
Wait a fucking minute.
This your first time?
1455
01:03:35,582 --> 01:03:36,917
- Oh!
- Oh my God!
1456
01:03:36,917 --> 01:03:40,003
Aight, shit. We gotta make this special.
1457
01:03:40,003 --> 01:03:43,423
Uh, quick, somebody give me
a, uh, hundred-dollar bill.
1458
01:03:43,423 --> 01:03:46,969
Ooh, matter of fact, let me get
a gold record or some shit. Who got that?
1459
01:03:46,969 --> 01:03:49,513
He should do it off Jessica.
She thinks he's cute.
1460
01:03:49,513 --> 01:03:50,430
[both giggle]
1461
01:03:50,430 --> 01:03:52,766
Great idea.
Jessica, get your butt over here.
1462
01:03:52,766 --> 01:03:55,352
No, Jessica.
Really, you don't have to do that.
1463
01:03:55,352 --> 01:03:58,313
It's not a big deal. You can if you want.
1464
01:03:58,313 --> 01:03:59,231
[girl 1 giggles]
1465
01:03:59,731 --> 01:04:02,901
Time to make some dreams come true.
1466
01:04:02,901 --> 01:04:05,153
- [girl 2] Oh!
- [girl 1] Sweet! [giggles]
1467
01:04:06,238 --> 01:04:08,073
[Jennifer] Oh my God, that's so fun!
1468
01:04:08,073 --> 01:04:10,075
- [girl 1 giggles]
- [Jeff] Don't be shy.
1469
01:04:10,993 --> 01:04:15,247
Attaboy. You ain't no bitch baby no more.
Get in there. Shit's clean. [snickers]
1470
01:04:15,247 --> 01:04:16,623
[girl 1 chuckles]
1471
01:04:16,623 --> 01:04:18,458
[Benj sniffs, gasps]
1472
01:04:18,458 --> 01:04:19,918
Oh God, it burns.
1473
01:04:19,918 --> 01:04:21,003
Wow.
1474
01:04:21,879 --> 01:04:23,297
- Bailey?
- Real nice.
1475
01:04:24,423 --> 01:04:25,299
Wait!
1476
01:04:25,924 --> 01:04:28,135
Oh shit! Oh fuck!
1477
01:04:28,135 --> 01:04:30,220
That was really bad. Fuck, fuck, fuck!
1478
01:04:30,220 --> 01:04:33,724
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Easy, little fella. Breathe.
1479
01:04:33,724 --> 01:04:35,893
I'm sorry. I've never done coke before.
1480
01:04:35,893 --> 01:04:38,020
- [snickers]
- Oh my God. He thinks it's coke.
1481
01:04:38,812 --> 01:04:40,480
Okay, you still haven't.
1482
01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:41,523
[girl 1 laughs]
1483
01:04:41,523 --> 01:04:42,441
What?
1484
01:04:43,108 --> 01:04:44,735
That was K, man.
1485
01:04:44,735 --> 01:04:45,777
K?
1486
01:04:45,777 --> 01:04:51,325
Ketamine. It's, like... for cats, I think.
Might be horses. Shit, I forgot.
1487
01:04:51,325 --> 01:04:53,368
- Oh God! I'm gonna die.
- [snickering]
1488
01:04:53,368 --> 01:04:56,079
- Relax!
- [rock music playing]
1489
01:04:56,872 --> 01:05:01,168
Sit down.
Let the wave wash you back to shore.
1490
01:05:01,168 --> 01:05:04,713
- [breathing heavily]
- [rock music intensifying]
1491
01:05:21,355 --> 01:05:22,189
♪ Whoo! ♪
1492
01:05:22,814 --> 01:05:24,274
[siren wails]
1493
01:05:24,274 --> 01:05:25,859
[officer 1] Let's go. Right.
1494
01:05:26,610 --> 01:05:29,780
- Let's go. Let's move it.
- [girl 1] I can't be driving right now!
1495
01:05:29,780 --> 01:05:31,740
- [girl 2] Where are my keys?
- All out of here!
1496
01:05:31,740 --> 01:05:34,952
[officer 2] All right.
Time to go home! Party's over!
1497
01:05:35,744 --> 01:05:37,996
Jesus Christ.
1498
01:05:39,539 --> 01:05:41,291
[indistinct message over PA]
1499
01:05:48,173 --> 01:05:49,049
Alyssa?
1500
01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:50,717
[sniffs squeakily]
1501
01:05:51,301 --> 01:05:52,803
- Holy shit!
- [Alyssa] I know!
1502
01:05:52,803 --> 01:05:54,888
I'm a fucking monster.
1503
01:05:55,430 --> 01:05:57,599
[sniffs squeakily] Inside and out.
1504
01:05:58,100 --> 01:05:58,934
[sobbing]
1505
01:06:00,852 --> 01:06:02,270
[sobbing continues]
1506
01:06:02,270 --> 01:06:03,480
[sniffles squeakily]
1507
01:06:06,024 --> 01:06:07,234
[Koosh exhales slowly]
1508
01:06:07,818 --> 01:06:10,904
If it makes you feel any better,
I broke my collarbone in two places.
1509
01:06:10,904 --> 01:06:12,531
I'm sure you deserved it.
1510
01:06:12,531 --> 01:06:13,865
Without a doubt.
1511
01:06:14,574 --> 01:06:15,701
I got off easy.
1512
01:06:19,371 --> 01:06:20,414
Wanna talk about it?
1513
01:06:21,581 --> 01:06:22,749
[sniffs squeakily]
1514
01:06:22,749 --> 01:06:24,543
There's nothing to talk about.
1515
01:06:24,543 --> 01:06:25,502
[nose whistles]
1516
01:06:26,128 --> 01:06:27,963
[sobs] Nicole was right.
1517
01:06:27,963 --> 01:06:28,964
[nose whistles]
1518
01:06:30,090 --> 01:06:34,720
It doesn't fucking matter what I look like
because my soul is... dog shit.
1519
01:06:35,721 --> 01:06:36,638
That's not true.
1520
01:06:36,638 --> 01:06:41,184
You're crazy hot. You smell great.
And your butt's like a freaking walnut.
1521
01:06:41,184 --> 01:06:42,769
What the fuck, dude?
1522
01:06:43,395 --> 01:06:44,938
Who fucking talks like that?
1523
01:06:44,938 --> 01:06:48,984
I'm sorry. I'm trying to change,
but it's gonna take some time.
1524
01:06:50,569 --> 01:06:53,780
What I'm trying to say is
you're great the way you are.
1525
01:06:53,780 --> 01:06:54,781
[sniffs squeakily]
1526
01:06:56,283 --> 01:06:57,200
[nose whistles]
1527
01:06:58,326 --> 01:07:01,079
You don't think I'm, like, a huge bitch?
1528
01:07:01,079 --> 01:07:05,167
Oh, you're a gigantic bitch,
but that's what makes you so great.
1529
01:07:07,085 --> 01:07:07,919
Look.
1530
01:07:08,628 --> 01:07:11,131
I'm not stupid. I know I'm a douche.
1531
01:07:12,215 --> 01:07:16,678
The only reason people tolerate me
is because my parents are rich,
1532
01:07:16,678 --> 01:07:18,555
and I throw sick parties.
1533
01:07:18,555 --> 01:07:19,765
Your brother does.
1534
01:07:20,348 --> 01:07:22,392
We both do as a team,
1535
01:07:23,268 --> 01:07:25,854
but you've always called me on my shit,
no matter what.
1536
01:07:25,854 --> 01:07:29,649
You're raw and real and wild.
1537
01:07:30,275 --> 01:07:33,945
And if Nicole can't handle that,
she doesn't deserve you.
1538
01:07:37,783 --> 01:07:39,409
Thanks. [sniffles squeakily]
1539
01:07:41,244 --> 01:07:42,162
That's sweet.
1540
01:07:42,788 --> 01:07:43,872
It's the truth.
1541
01:07:49,336 --> 01:07:50,170
Wait.
1542
01:07:51,505 --> 01:07:52,631
Is this a meet-cute?
1543
01:07:52,631 --> 01:07:54,257
Not a fucking chance.
1544
01:07:54,257 --> 01:07:55,217
Fair enough.
1545
01:08:01,807 --> 01:08:03,600
I don't even know who you are.
1546
01:08:05,227 --> 01:08:06,937
What the fuck even is ketamine?
1547
01:08:10,982 --> 01:08:12,234
Don't know? Not sure?
1548
01:08:12,234 --> 01:08:14,861
- I think it's for cats or something.
- Speak up!
1549
01:08:14,861 --> 01:08:16,488
Think it's for cats or something.
1550
01:08:16,488 --> 01:08:17,405
Oh!
1551
01:08:18,573 --> 01:08:20,826
It's for cats... or something.
1552
01:08:20,826 --> 01:08:23,078
Well, that's just fan-fucking-tastic.
1553
01:08:23,078 --> 01:08:25,705
I hope you got a big ball of yarn
in your bedroom
1554
01:08:25,705 --> 01:08:28,583
'cause that's gonna be
your only entertainment for the next year.
1555
01:08:28,583 --> 01:08:31,253
- [snickers]
- What the fuck are you laughing at?
1556
01:08:31,253 --> 01:08:33,171
What the fuck are you laughing at?!
1557
01:08:33,171 --> 01:08:36,550
Are you laughing at me?
Because you're not getting another nose.
1558
01:08:36,550 --> 01:08:38,135
- Fine. I don't want one.
- [mother] Good!
1559
01:08:38,135 --> 01:08:40,428
I certainly hope that you identify
1560
01:08:40,428 --> 01:08:42,764
with whatever mess is going on
under that bandage.
1561
01:08:42,764 --> 01:08:44,266
- I said okay!
- [thud]
1562
01:08:44,850 --> 01:08:46,601
I am the one
1563
01:08:46,601 --> 01:08:49,521
who says when it is okay.
1564
01:09:00,949 --> 01:09:01,867
Fun night?
1565
01:09:02,784 --> 01:09:04,202
Did you talk to Bailey yet?
1566
01:09:04,202 --> 01:09:06,371
No. Why? What happened?
1567
01:09:08,707 --> 01:09:09,916
I messed everything up.
1568
01:09:11,459 --> 01:09:12,335
Want my advice?
1569
01:09:12,919 --> 01:09:14,880
Let me guess. Eat a dick.
1570
01:09:16,381 --> 01:09:18,383
Actually, I was gonna say
just be yourself.
1571
01:09:20,510 --> 01:09:23,346
- I thought you hated myself.
- Look, Bailey likes you, dude.
1572
01:09:23,346 --> 01:09:25,557
Not this new you, okay?
1573
01:09:26,141 --> 01:09:27,142
The real you.
1574
01:09:27,642 --> 01:09:30,061
The geek who blushes
when she walks in the room
1575
01:09:30,061 --> 01:09:32,647
and sings Stevie Wonder
and fucks his bedroom mirror.
1576
01:09:32,647 --> 01:09:33,607
I don't do that.
1577
01:09:36,276 --> 01:09:37,194
Whatever.
1578
01:09:39,738 --> 01:09:41,990
Honestly, I like him better too.
1579
01:09:44,159 --> 01:09:45,619
So quit feeling sorry for yourself.
1580
01:09:45,619 --> 01:09:48,121
Wipe that shit off your face
and go get her.
1581
01:09:49,956 --> 01:09:52,792
- Why are you being so nice to me?
- I don't know.
1582
01:09:54,211 --> 01:09:55,629
I think I have a concussion.
1583
01:09:59,591 --> 01:10:00,508
You got this.
1584
01:10:01,051 --> 01:10:03,053
[gentle ambient music playing]
1585
01:10:14,856 --> 01:10:16,316
[music fades out]
1586
01:10:16,816 --> 01:10:18,276
[yelping] What the--
1587
01:10:18,276 --> 01:10:20,987
Someone better tell me
what the fuck is going on!
1588
01:10:20,987 --> 01:10:23,698
Goddamn, woman! You broke my ear.
1589
01:10:23,698 --> 01:10:25,700
- Wrong answer!
- [Eddie yelping]
1590
01:10:25,700 --> 01:10:28,578
Please! Please! Stop it! Stop it!
1591
01:10:28,578 --> 01:10:30,372
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
1592
01:10:30,372 --> 01:10:34,042
[hesitates nervously] I'm Eddie.
That... that's Connor.
1593
01:10:34,542 --> 01:10:37,003
We... we go to your school.
You're in my room.
1594
01:10:37,003 --> 01:10:40,090
Where are my fucking clothes?
1595
01:10:40,090 --> 01:10:42,634
- In the wash!
- We took care of you last night.
1596
01:10:42,634 --> 01:10:44,803
- Please stop hurting us!
- [Eddie panting]
1597
01:10:47,722 --> 01:10:49,391
Why are my clothes in the wash?
1598
01:10:51,476 --> 01:10:52,352
Oh...
1599
01:10:54,062 --> 01:10:56,314
Listen. There was an incident.
1600
01:10:56,314 --> 01:10:57,649
[foreboding music playing]
1601
01:10:57,649 --> 01:10:59,192
[Katrina] Whoo! Come on!
1602
01:11:00,944 --> 01:11:03,363
[Eddie] Oh shit! She shit!
1603
01:11:03,363 --> 01:11:04,656
[echoing] Shit... shit.
1604
01:11:06,116 --> 01:11:09,286
No, no, no!
It's not a big deal. It's okay.
1605
01:11:09,286 --> 01:11:11,204
[door opens, slams]
1606
01:11:12,455 --> 01:11:14,833
- [cool ambient music playing]
- [Connor sighs]
1607
01:11:20,797 --> 01:11:22,716
[Dennis] Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
1608
01:11:23,300 --> 01:11:25,218
Beats riding the bus, doesn't it?
1609
01:11:26,261 --> 01:11:27,429
[chuckles smugly]
1610
01:11:28,054 --> 01:11:30,015
Hey, you know what? I've been thinking.
1611
01:11:30,598 --> 01:11:32,350
If you wanna tell people I'm your dad,
1612
01:11:33,518 --> 01:11:34,644
I'm cool with that.
1613
01:11:36,396 --> 01:11:37,397
I think I'm okay.
1614
01:11:37,981 --> 01:11:41,526
If you need anything, give me a call.
I'll be home, hanging out in your mom.
1615
01:11:45,697 --> 01:11:46,698
[Eddie sighs]
1616
01:11:48,199 --> 01:11:50,285
- You know what, Dennis?
- What's up?
1617
01:11:50,285 --> 01:11:51,953
Shut the fuck up.
1618
01:11:53,038 --> 01:11:57,500
I am not the guy you think I am, Dennis.
1619
01:11:58,209 --> 01:12:00,462
Not anymore. I've changed.
1620
01:12:00,462 --> 01:12:02,255
I've seen some shit,
1621
01:12:02,255 --> 01:12:04,674
and not like a war vet has seen some shit.
1622
01:12:04,674 --> 01:12:07,886
I'm talking actual shit
1623
01:12:07,886 --> 01:12:11,806
dripping down the walls
of this stupid-ass car you love so much.
1624
01:12:15,435 --> 01:12:17,270
I don't know what any of that means.
1625
01:12:17,270 --> 01:12:18,897
Let me break it down for you.
1626
01:12:18,897 --> 01:12:20,648
The other night, I took your car,
1627
01:12:20,648 --> 01:12:23,860
and I had the hottest girl in school
in the back seat.
1628
01:12:23,860 --> 01:12:25,111
Fuck yeah!
1629
01:12:25,612 --> 01:12:27,238
She sprayed dookie all over it.
1630
01:12:27,906 --> 01:12:31,910
I cleaned it as best as I could,
but I bet if you close your eyes,
1631
01:12:31,910 --> 01:12:33,912
you could still detect a hint.
1632
01:12:39,376 --> 01:12:41,795
Eddie, if... if... if that's true,
1633
01:12:42,462 --> 01:12:45,006
that is a serious betrayal of my trust.
1634
01:12:45,006 --> 01:12:46,758
What? Are you gonna tell on me?
1635
01:12:46,758 --> 01:12:52,347
Yeah, I... Actions have consequences, okay?
So I'm gonna have to tell your mom.
1636
01:12:52,347 --> 01:12:56,267
Great. I'll come with you.
Who do you think she's gonna side with?
1637
01:12:56,267 --> 01:12:57,268
Her little angel
1638
01:12:57,268 --> 01:13:00,563
or the most suspicious-looking
motherfucker on earth?
1639
01:13:02,857 --> 01:13:05,026
- The angel.
- What did you say?
1640
01:13:06,611 --> 01:13:08,154
- The angel.
- Oh.
1641
01:13:08,696 --> 01:13:10,031
That's what I thought.
1642
01:13:10,824 --> 01:13:13,868
From now on, put some respect on my name.
1643
01:13:15,787 --> 01:13:17,747
I respect you. I always have.
1644
01:13:17,747 --> 01:13:20,417
Yeah, fu... Gimme that sandwich.
1645
01:13:26,923 --> 01:13:27,757
[door closes]
1646
01:13:31,803 --> 01:13:35,265
I'm so sorry,
but, um, I think the child lock is on.
1647
01:13:35,265 --> 01:13:36,558
Can I get some help?
1648
01:13:38,685 --> 01:13:39,519
Yeah.
1649
01:13:39,519 --> 01:13:41,646
[mellow rock music playing]
1650
01:13:46,734 --> 01:13:47,944
You talk to Benj?
1651
01:13:47,944 --> 01:13:51,573
I called him yesterday,
but his mom answered. She sounded pissed.
1652
01:13:51,573 --> 01:13:52,574
[Koosh] Hey, guys.
1653
01:13:52,574 --> 01:13:54,451
[Connor] Damn, Koosh.
What happened to you?
1654
01:13:54,451 --> 01:13:56,202
- [Koosh groans]
- What'd I tell you?
1655
01:13:57,704 --> 01:13:59,205
Where does he come from?
1656
01:14:00,039 --> 01:14:01,374
Don't call me Koosh anymore.
1657
01:14:01,374 --> 01:14:03,293
Being a legend is exhausting.
1658
01:14:04,043 --> 01:14:07,881
[sighs] Also, I'm starting to think
my brother might not be a great person.
1659
01:14:07,881 --> 01:14:10,175
- He's not.
- Yeah, he's a sociopath.
1660
01:14:10,175 --> 01:14:12,552
From now on, just call me Danah.
1661
01:14:13,136 --> 01:14:15,555
- With pleasure, Danah.
- [both snickering]
1662
01:14:16,389 --> 01:14:17,765
Don't say it like that.
1663
01:14:17,765 --> 01:14:19,476
[bell ringing]
1664
01:14:20,185 --> 01:14:22,228
Hi, George. All right?
1665
01:14:24,856 --> 01:14:25,732
Hey.
1666
01:14:26,316 --> 01:14:27,984
- You get up to anything this weekend?
- Nope.
1667
01:14:27,984 --> 01:14:30,695
- Yeah, pretty mellow.
- Yeah, super lame.
1668
01:14:30,695 --> 01:14:34,782
Oh man. We got off our asses.
You would've loved it.
1669
01:14:34,782 --> 01:14:38,244
Sorry again about those plus-ones.
Next time, it's a lock.
1670
01:14:38,244 --> 01:14:39,370
Connor! Eddie!
1671
01:14:40,205 --> 01:14:42,207
Is Katrina Aurienna waving at you?
1672
01:14:43,625 --> 01:14:45,043
[Eddie] Uh-huh, weird.
1673
01:14:45,043 --> 01:14:47,212
Yeah, I guess we better go check it out.
1674
01:14:47,212 --> 01:14:49,297
Hang on. Should I roll with?
1675
01:14:50,089 --> 01:14:51,007
Ah...
1676
01:14:52,008 --> 01:14:54,594
Nah! You know,
it looks pretty full up there.
1677
01:14:54,594 --> 01:14:58,223
But, hey, next time, man, it's a lock.
1678
01:14:58,932 --> 01:14:59,849
[snickers]
1679
01:15:01,601 --> 01:15:03,144
- Alyssa.
- No.
1680
01:15:07,815 --> 01:15:11,778
Whoa, not so fast, Fetus.
Freshmen sit on the floor.
1681
01:15:12,737 --> 01:15:14,948
Yeah, back to the womb, Fetus.
1682
01:15:14,948 --> 01:15:16,908
[boys snickering]
1683
01:15:16,908 --> 01:15:18,326
[Katrina] Um, I'm sorry.
1684
01:15:18,326 --> 01:15:19,619
Who the fuck are you?
1685
01:15:20,286 --> 01:15:21,162
Me? I'm--
1686
01:15:21,162 --> 01:15:22,288
Yeah, no one cares.
1687
01:15:22,288 --> 01:15:25,208
And his name is Connor,
not Fetus, asshole.
1688
01:15:25,208 --> 01:15:27,418
Now get up. My friends are sitting there.
1689
01:15:30,255 --> 01:15:32,090
It's not a riddle, douchebag. Move.
1690
01:15:32,924 --> 01:15:34,968
Let's go, boys. Chop-chop.
1691
01:15:34,968 --> 01:15:36,553
Thank you. Hi.
1692
01:15:39,556 --> 01:15:40,807
I washed your clothes.
1693
01:15:40,807 --> 01:15:42,725
Oh, oh, you didn't have to--
1694
01:15:42,725 --> 01:15:44,435
I also want to apologize.
1695
01:15:44,435 --> 01:15:45,562
No, it's cool.
1696
01:15:45,562 --> 01:15:48,356
Actually, it's pretty fucking far
from cool.
1697
01:15:48,356 --> 01:15:50,316
I'm sorry you guys had to deal with that.
1698
01:15:50,316 --> 01:15:53,486
- Apology accepted.
- Don't know what you're talking about.
1699
01:15:54,070 --> 01:15:56,072
Thank you for being gentlemen.
1700
01:15:56,072 --> 01:15:58,157
Come sit with us, please.
1701
01:15:58,157 --> 01:15:59,951
[gentle music playing]
1702
01:16:01,911 --> 01:16:05,498
Um, guys, meet my friends.
This is Connor and Eddie.
1703
01:16:05,498 --> 01:16:07,208
[boy 1] Hey, Connor. Good to meet you.
1704
01:16:07,208 --> 01:16:08,918
- [boy 2] What's up?
- Fist bump. High five.
1705
01:16:08,918 --> 01:16:12,213
[woman] All right, settle down.
Settle down!
1706
01:16:14,132 --> 01:16:16,467
Settle down. Okay.
1707
01:16:16,467 --> 01:16:20,388
We got a lot to get through this morning.
First up, Coach Barella.
1708
01:16:20,930 --> 01:16:22,140
[girl 1] Come on!
1709
01:16:22,140 --> 01:16:23,725
[scattered applause]
1710
01:16:23,725 --> 01:16:27,020
Guys, we are a week into the school year,
1711
01:16:27,020 --> 01:16:29,480
and we're missing
an absurd amount of towels.
1712
01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:33,026
This isn't a hotel, okay?
Those aren't free.
1713
01:16:33,026 --> 01:16:37,655
Unrelated note. Our volleyball team
is in desperate need of an outside hitter.
1714
01:16:37,655 --> 01:16:40,617
If you've gone through a growth spurt,
I need to know about it.
1715
01:16:40,617 --> 01:16:45,246
So if you have any jeans
that don't fit anymore
1716
01:16:45,246 --> 01:16:48,750
or that you don't love
as much as you used to,
1717
01:16:48,750 --> 01:16:51,586
put them in
one of our jeans for teens bins,
1718
01:16:51,586 --> 01:16:54,756
and they'll be donated
to underprivileged teens
1719
01:16:54,756 --> 01:16:57,091
who can't afford jeans of their own.
1720
01:16:57,925 --> 01:16:59,761
Everybody deserves jeans, guys.
1721
01:17:03,181 --> 01:17:06,059
All right, that about does it for to--
1722
01:17:06,059 --> 01:17:08,561
Oh, looks like we have
one more announcement
1723
01:17:08,561 --> 01:17:11,689
from, uh... Benjamin Nielsen.
1724
01:17:19,405 --> 01:17:20,615
[microphone feedback]
1725
01:17:22,575 --> 01:17:24,702
- Hi, everyone.
- [boy 3] Yo, sup?
1726
01:17:24,702 --> 01:17:27,246
- I'm Benj.
- [boy 4] Whoo! K-hole!
1727
01:17:27,246 --> 01:17:28,956
[laughter]
1728
01:17:30,083 --> 01:17:31,334
[students snickering]
1729
01:17:31,334 --> 01:17:32,835
I need to say something.
1730
01:17:35,505 --> 01:17:38,299
I've been looking forward
to high school... forever.
1731
01:17:38,299 --> 01:17:40,802
- [boy 5] Nerd!
- [laughter]
1732
01:17:42,804 --> 01:17:43,805
I know, right?
1733
01:17:45,181 --> 01:17:46,933
But for whatever reason, I believed
1734
01:17:46,933 --> 01:17:49,018
that's where I was gonna become
my best self.
1735
01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:52,522
And I got off to a great start.
I met some awesome people.
1736
01:17:54,107 --> 01:17:55,483
But they didn't meet me.
1737
01:17:56,901 --> 01:17:58,152
Not the real me.
1738
01:17:58,736 --> 01:18:02,198
You see, I was so obsessed
with winning everyone over
1739
01:18:03,032 --> 01:18:06,160
that I lost sight of the one person
that I truly care about.
1740
01:18:07,620 --> 01:18:10,498
Bailey... this is for you.
1741
01:18:10,498 --> 01:18:12,959
- [students muttering indistinctly]
- [boy 6] Oh!
1742
01:18:15,002 --> 01:18:18,631
[singing nervously] ♪ Like a fool
I went and stayed too long ♪
1743
01:18:18,631 --> 01:18:19,882
[microphone feedback]
1744
01:18:20,508 --> 01:18:22,593
[boy 7] Shit, he's singing.
He's fucking singing.
1745
01:18:24,554 --> 01:18:28,057
[singing nervously] ♪ Now I'm wondering
If your love's still strong ♪
1746
01:18:28,057 --> 01:18:30,184
♪ Ooh, baby ♪
1747
01:18:30,184 --> 01:18:34,355
♪ Here I am
Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪
1748
01:18:34,856 --> 01:18:36,023
[students muttering]
1749
01:18:37,567 --> 01:18:39,736
[slow clapping continues]
1750
01:18:43,531 --> 01:18:47,034
[singing confidently] ♪ Then that time
I went and said goodbye ♪
1751
01:18:48,286 --> 01:18:51,706
♪ Now I'm back and not ashamed to cry ♪
1752
01:18:51,706 --> 01:18:53,207
♪ Ooh, baby ♪
1753
01:18:53,708 --> 01:18:57,044
♪ Here I am
Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪
1754
01:19:00,256 --> 01:19:02,717
♪ I've done a lot of foolish things that ♪
1755
01:19:02,717 --> 01:19:04,260
♪ I really didn't mean ♪
1756
01:19:04,260 --> 01:19:05,803
♪ Oh, baby ♪
1757
01:19:06,387 --> 01:19:08,639
♪ Didn't I? ♪
1758
01:19:08,639 --> 01:19:09,682
♪ Yeah ♪
1759
01:19:11,184 --> 01:19:14,479
♪ Seen a lot of things
In this old world... ♪
1760
01:19:14,479 --> 01:19:15,646
[girl 2] I want you!
1761
01:19:15,646 --> 01:19:18,649
♪ When I touch them
They mean nothing, girl ♪
1762
01:19:18,649 --> 01:19:20,818
♪ Ooh, baby ♪
1763
01:19:20,818 --> 01:19:24,739
♪ Here I am
Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪
1764
01:19:24,739 --> 01:19:27,074
[piano continues playing]
1765
01:19:29,035 --> 01:19:32,705
♪ Ooh-wee, babe, you set my soul on fire ♪
1766
01:19:32,705 --> 01:19:37,043
♪ That's why I know
You're my heart's only desire... ♪
1767
01:19:37,043 --> 01:19:38,628
He's insane.
1768
01:19:38,628 --> 01:19:42,799
♪ Here I am
Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours... ♪
1769
01:19:42,799 --> 01:19:44,175
Everybody!
1770
01:19:45,301 --> 01:19:47,720
[people join in] ♪ Here I am, baby ♪
1771
01:19:48,513 --> 01:19:51,599
♪ Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪
1772
01:19:52,892 --> 01:19:55,895
♪ Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪
1773
01:19:57,271 --> 01:20:00,358
♪ Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours ♪
1774
01:20:00,858 --> 01:20:02,235
[cheering, whistling]
1775
01:20:04,195 --> 01:20:05,613
What do you say, Bailey?
1776
01:20:06,280 --> 01:20:07,740
Will you be my girlfriend?
1777
01:20:07,740 --> 01:20:08,866
[gasping]
1778
01:20:08,866 --> 01:20:10,409
- [chuckling]
- [boy 8] Come on.
1779
01:20:20,211 --> 01:20:22,713
No, dude. No. What are you doing?
1780
01:20:24,215 --> 01:20:25,633
Oh shit!
1781
01:20:26,133 --> 01:20:28,344
[all laughing, jeering loudly]
1782
01:20:34,559 --> 01:20:39,522
Okay! Okay!
Fun is over! Get back to class!
1783
01:20:42,149 --> 01:20:43,317
[Alyssa] Sorry, buddy.
1784
01:20:46,529 --> 01:20:47,363
[snickers]
1785
01:20:56,581 --> 01:20:57,498
You'll be okay.
1786
01:20:57,498 --> 01:21:00,001
Yeah, at least you tried, man.
1787
01:21:00,710 --> 01:21:02,420
Were you guys even watching?
1788
01:21:02,420 --> 01:21:04,881
That was the most brutal thing
I've seen in my life.
1789
01:21:04,881 --> 01:21:07,341
- Shut up.
- Watch it again if you don't believe me.
1790
01:21:07,341 --> 01:21:10,219
- Put that away!
- What the fuck, man? You were recording?
1791
01:21:10,219 --> 01:21:12,263
["Too Late Now" by Wet Leg playing
1792
01:21:13,806 --> 01:21:16,017
- Someone needs to take your phone.
- Were you recording?
1793
01:21:16,017 --> 01:21:17,935
[Eddie] You're really irresponsible.
1794
01:21:21,355 --> 01:21:23,774
Benj, you all right, buddy?
1795
01:21:25,067 --> 01:21:26,777
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm good.
1796
01:21:28,446 --> 01:21:29,530
Lot of year left.
1797
01:21:31,324 --> 01:21:37,204
♪ If I thought that you were cool ♪
1798
01:21:37,204 --> 01:21:43,628
♪ We would have hung out more in school ♪
1799
01:21:43,628 --> 01:21:50,009
♪ But now that we have all grown up ♪
1800
01:21:50,009 --> 01:21:56,057
♪ Well, all my friends have given up ♪
1801
01:21:56,057 --> 01:21:57,099
♪ Oh ♪
1802
01:22:09,654 --> 01:22:15,618
♪ No, there's nothing left to say ♪
1803
01:22:15,618 --> 01:22:21,666
♪ I just get up and walk away ♪
1804
01:22:21,666 --> 01:22:28,297
♪ If it ain't broke, don't try to fix ♪
1805
01:22:28,297 --> 01:22:34,136
♪ Well, life's supposed to be this shit ♪
1806
01:22:34,929 --> 01:22:38,057
♪ Now everything is going well
I think I changed my mind again ♪
1807
01:22:38,057 --> 01:22:41,268
♪ I'm not sure if this is a song
I don't even know what I'm saying ♪
1808
01:22:41,268 --> 01:22:43,980
♪ Everything is going wrong
I think I changed my mind again ♪
1809
01:22:43,980 --> 01:22:47,400
♪ I'm not sure if this is the kinda life
That I saw myself living ♪
1810
01:22:47,400 --> 01:22:50,152
♪ I don't need no dating app
To tell me I look like crap ♪
1811
01:22:50,152 --> 01:22:53,114
♪ To tell me if I'm thin or fat
To tell me should I shave my rat ♪
1812
01:22:53,114 --> 01:22:54,240
[music ends]
1813
01:22:54,740 --> 01:22:57,827
- You wanted to see me?
- Hi, Mitch. Have a seat.
1814
01:22:57,827 --> 01:22:59,412
[Studebaker] Right. [chuckles]
1815
01:23:00,913 --> 01:23:01,789
Ah.
1816
01:23:04,875 --> 01:23:06,544
[exhales slowly]
1817
01:23:11,215 --> 01:23:12,675
Uh... what's that?
1818
01:23:12,675 --> 01:23:15,052
[students cheering on video]
1819
01:23:15,052 --> 01:23:16,846
- [Studebaker] Science!
- [keyboard clicks]
1820
01:23:17,346 --> 01:23:18,347
I...
1821
01:23:18,347 --> 01:23:22,268
You do understand...
we're gonna have to let you go.
1822
01:23:22,268 --> 01:23:24,979
Yeah, totally. Totally understand. Yeah.
1823
01:23:26,772 --> 01:23:27,732
Okay.
1824
01:23:28,649 --> 01:23:29,734
[groans softly]
1825
01:23:31,485 --> 01:23:32,945
[breathes shakily]
1826
01:23:32,945 --> 01:23:33,988
[groans]
1827
01:23:34,864 --> 01:23:36,115
[woman inhales sharply]
1828
01:23:36,866 --> 01:23:37,700
[sighs]
1829
01:23:37,700 --> 01:23:38,951
Do you want this open or...
1830
01:23:38,951 --> 01:23:40,494
- Closed.
- Okay, you got it.
1831
01:23:40,494 --> 01:23:41,495
Hey.
1832
01:23:42,079 --> 01:23:43,039
Go, Warriors.
1833
01:23:47,334 --> 01:23:48,961
[mellow rock music playing]
1834
01:24:29,877 --> 01:24:31,879
[funky instrumental music playing]
1835
01:25:04,954 --> 01:25:06,372
[music fades]
1836
01:25:06,372 --> 01:25:08,457
[suave instrumental music playing]
1837
01:25:44,410 --> 01:25:45,411
[music ends]
1838
01:25:45,411 --> 01:25:47,496
[hopeful instrumental music playing]
1839
01:26:15,816 --> 01:26:17,109
[music fades]
1840
01:26:21,113 --> 01:26:22,865
[sweet instrumental music playing]
1841
01:26:31,373 --> 01:26:32,291
[music fades]
1842
01:26:32,291 --> 01:26:34,126
[cool electronic music playing]
1843
01:26:44,053 --> 01:26:45,512
[upbeat music playing]
1844
01:26:56,774 --> 01:26:57,900
[music fades]
1845
01:26:57,900 --> 01:26:59,777
[sweet instrumental music playing]
1846
01:27:17,962 --> 01:27:19,088
[music fades]
1847
01:27:20,130 --> 01:27:21,507
[music resumes]
1848
01:29:10,949 --> 01:29:12,951
[music fades out]
1849
01:29:12,951 --> 01:29:17,951
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01:29:12,951 --> 01:29:22,951
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