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I heard there's a recording of you
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engaged in sexual activity.
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- Holy shit.
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For the first time since
getting out of rehab,
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I was feeling good about the world.
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Keep your mouth shut.
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These dudes ain't fucking around.
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Come on, just try it.
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You're so hot.
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I'm just trying to get
back at my ex-boyfriend.
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Let me take you out tonight.
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Hey, I'm Ethan.
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I'm Kat.
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Cassie's smitten like a kitten with you.
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Why you got to make
everything so sexual?
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Euphoria - S01E03 "Made You Look"
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sync and correction by solfieri
www.addic7ed.com
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When Kat was 11 years old,
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she went on a family
vacation to Sandals, Jamaica.
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I need help!
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Someone get this
jellyfish off me! Help me!
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She quickly discovered
that she hated the ocean...
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Up until that moment, Kat
had a relatively good life.
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I mean, life wasn't amazing,
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but it's not like she
fantasized about killing herself.
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It was good enough. She was
popular enough, smart enough.
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The only thing that was, like,
actually amazing was Daniel.
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Daniel was like a dream, like, gorgeous,
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like, really nice.
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Like, the kind of boy
that would text her
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every night before bed and say...
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And the kind of boy that would meet
her outside of school every morning
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just to make sure he could hold her
hand as they walked down the hall.
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She could never figure
out why Daniel chose her,
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what Daniel actually
liked or loved about her.
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She just knew it felt really good.
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Whatever. It didn't matter.
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It's better not to jinx these things.
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- Can I have another one?
- Sure.
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During her eight-day stay
on that stupid island,
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Kat drank 72 virgin piña coladas.
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She was in heaven.
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And then she got home.
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Oh, my God. What happened?
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When Kat had left for
Jamaica, she was 107 pounds,
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when she returned, she
weighed in at whopping...
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- Get up.
- Despite being five-two,
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which was tall for her age...
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her body was not prepared
to house the extra 20 pounds.
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It was noticeable.
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Kat did her best to
minimize the fallout.
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- You're wearing two sweatshirts?
- No.
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At least Daniel didn't
make a big deal out of it.
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That's why she liked him. He didn't
care about what people thought.
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He liked her for whatever
reasons he liked her,
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and 20 stupid pounds
would never change that.
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Until fourth period.
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It wasn't even in Daniel's handwriting.
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It was Kendra Sutherland's.
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Whatever.
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Fuck her. Fuck him.
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She didn't actually
love Daniel. She was 11.
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And when you're 11, you fall in love
with, like, everyone and everything.
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It's not real love.
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Real love is when you
can't exist without someone,
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when you'd rather die than be apart,
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and the whole world goes
dark, and nothing else matters
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but the person standing in front of you.
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I just want you to know
I'm in. I am all in.
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For the first time in 140 years,
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I felt something I thought
had been lost to me forever.
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Say you'll wait for me.
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We love each other.
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That's real love, and
those were real men.
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Men who'd never leave her,
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disappoint her, break her heart.
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Real men whose love would
spark and ignite and inspire.
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The summer before high school
she started writing fan fiction.
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By the year's end, she had become
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one of the most prolific
smut writers on Tumblr.
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She was known for her AU crossovers
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and her consistent NC-17 ratings.
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But what made her famous was
her story, "The First Night,"
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a 7,000-word fic that
was largely credited
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with starting the "Larry
Stylinson" conspiracy theory.
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That Harry Styles and Louis
Tomlinson of One Direction
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were secretly fucking.
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"It's the first night of
the 'Take Me Home' tour."
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London, we've got a little
song for you tonight!
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"Louis was unusually nervous.
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"His mouth was dry, palms sweating,
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"when suddenly, he felt the press
of Harry's body from behind."
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"Harry can sense the nervous tension
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"running through Louis's stiff body.
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- "'What are you doing?'
- 'To calm your nerves.'
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"'You're my best mate, and this
is what mates do for one another.'
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"'But Harry, what if someone sees?'
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"'Let them.'"
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"As Harry takes Louis into
his mouth with surprising ease,
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he begins to suck his cock
with torturous finesse."
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Ugh. Kat doesn't even have asthma.
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She's just fat and
doesn't wanna exercise.
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With 72 hours of publishing
"The First Night,"
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it had garnered 184,265 notes,
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and then three weeks later, Kat
had amassed over 53,000 followers.
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She had become extremely popular...
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online.
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No one in real life
knew that she was famous.
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Whomp, whomp, whomp,
whomp, whomp, whomp...
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And no one online knew that her
life was actually super depressing.
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- Ew! Take those things off.
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She'd regularly fantasize
about telling her followers
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how much she hated her school, her town,
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and how everyone in it was full
of shit and a fucking asshole.
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She'd tell them to surround the school,
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show up right after the
morning bell prepared for war.
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They'd demand the
release of their queen.
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And if anyone even hesitated...
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The scary thing is, is
they'd actually do it.
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They'd do anything she asked.
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That's how much they loved her.
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Granted, they didn't know who she was
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or what she looked like.
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It's me, ThunderKitKat.
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And then that video came out.
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And they did see what she looked like,
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and they still loved her.
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And not only did they love her,
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they wanted to fuck her.
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Hey, I'm Rue. I'm an addict.
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Hi, Rue.
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And I've been clean for 60 days.
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For the record, I'm not
not telling the truth.
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I've actually been doing really well.
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Because the morning after that whole
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drug-dealer-face-tattoo
fentanyl excursion,
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I, uh, got in a little bit of trouble...
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Oh, shit.
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For disappearing for like 16 hours.
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Where have you been?
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- I'm sorry. My phone died.
- Bullshit. You're doing drugs.
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- I'm not doing drugs.
- Then where have you been?
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And why weren't you answering you phone?
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- And why are you sneaking into the house?
- I was with someone.
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- Who?
- It does... It doesn't matter, Mom.
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It matters, Rue.
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It matters. You're doing drugs.
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Gia, go back to sleep.
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Rue, are you... Are you okay?
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Yeah, Gia, I'm fine.
You can go back to sleep.
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She's okay, baby. Okay,
go to bed. Good night.
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I will not allow you to
walk up into this house
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at 5:30 in the morning
and lie to my face.
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So tell me the truth
right now. Where were you?
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Mom, I don't want to have to tell you
everything that's going on in my life.
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If you want to drug test
me, just drug test me.
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She wasn't the only
person upset with me.
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I'm not kidding, Rue.
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I'm not trying to become
best friends with someone
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who's gonna fucking kill themself.
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I know.
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I didn't mean to do this.
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I've been through, like...
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enough traumatic shit in
my life that I don't...
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- I can't like...
- I get it.
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I get it.
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I don't want to be around you
if you don't stop using drugs.
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Okay.
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I mean it.
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I know. I'll stop.
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I promise.
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I just need you to do me a favor.
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You're not gonna like it.
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You're still grounded until
I don't even fucking know.
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What else is there?
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I told you I wasn't lying.
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So, I decided to stay clean.
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And I have been, for a while.
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But I've also been coming
to this meeting for longer.
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Girl, it's your 60 days today, right?
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Ah! Oh, God. So good!
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Hmm, I don't know. I just
didn't want to depress anyone.
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Plus, I really have been trying,
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and that counts for something.
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Two months ago, I woke up from a coma.
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I didn't know what happened,
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but from the looks of my mother
and little sister's faces,
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I knew that...
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whatever it was, whatever I did...
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it wasn't good.
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It scared them.
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It really scared them.
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And, uh, at that moment, I
decided to at least try and change.
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'Cause I owe it to them.
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I owe it to everyone I love,
and everyone who loves me.
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The hardest part, uh, has been...
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feeling like I owe it to myself.
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And, uh, maybe that'll get easier.
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I hope it will.
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Thank you.
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I don't know. It's just been
a really weird couple of weeks.
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I didn't know it at the time,
but Jules was falling in love.
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I'm not saying I'm in love.
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I'm just saying I really,
really, really like him.
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- Who? ShyGuy118?
- His name is Tyler.
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It doesn't really matter.
They're both little fuckboy names.
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He's not. For real, like, he's so sweet.
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- What school does he go to?
- St. Mary's.
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Ew. Private school.
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You're just jealous.
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Aside from that being a
really shitty thing to say,
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it's also not true.
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She'd just been acting weird all week.
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I'm not jealous.
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I mean, you've been acting
weird, like, all week.
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- What?
- Yeah, like,
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every time I'm on my phone,
you just stop talking.
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You're literally like my dad.
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Sorry.
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It's fine.
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You wanna see his dick?
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Ew.
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Stick it out!
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What a tiny twink!
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Shut it. Just give it...
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What the fuck?
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Fucking step on it. It's too small,
261
00:18:08,997 --> 00:18:11,448
- It could never satisfy you.
- Kat! Dinner!
262
00:18:12,768 --> 00:18:14,559
I'll get her.
263
00:18:15,434 --> 00:18:17,643
Ay, Jesus, girl.
264
00:18:18,685 --> 00:18:20,183
Kat!
265
00:18:20,184 --> 00:18:21,558
Hey!
266
00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:23,016
What?
267
00:18:23,017 --> 00:18:26,892
Take pictures of your toes
later. Dinner's on the table.
268
00:18:33,142 --> 00:18:35,786
- Bye. Love you. See ya.
- _
269
00:18:38,716 --> 00:18:40,268
_
270
00:18:40,270 --> 00:18:42,253
I can't believe I haven't
even told you, like,
271
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,892
how insane my parents are being.
272
00:18:43,893 --> 00:18:46,677
All week long, she's just
been going on and on...
273
00:18:46,679 --> 00:18:49,099
about how much she hates my dad.
274
00:18:49,101 --> 00:18:50,392
I'm just like,
275
00:18:50,393 --> 00:18:53,112
you can't do this to me. He's my dad.
276
00:18:53,114 --> 00:18:55,651
I don't know. I know he
has issues, but so does she.
277
00:18:55,653 --> 00:18:57,526
And he's not telling me shit about her.
278
00:18:57,528 --> 00:18:59,892
Yeah. That's, like, not cool of your mom
279
00:18:59,893 --> 00:19:01,600
to put you in that situation.
280
00:19:01,601 --> 00:19:03,600
Yeah, but if I say that,
then she's gonna make me
281
00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,225
an enemy, too.
282
00:19:05,226 --> 00:19:06,892
Literally the last thing
I need right now is...
283
00:19:06,893 --> 00:19:09,642
Who keeps texting you?
284
00:19:09,643 --> 00:19:11,767
- My dad.
- Well, do you want me to respond?
285
00:19:11,768 --> 00:19:13,558
He's texted you like 15 times.
286
00:19:13,559 --> 00:19:16,267
No, I'll just... call him later.
287
00:19:24,559 --> 00:19:26,348
I mean, it's huge, right?
288
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:30,433
Mm... Don't front. It's a big dick.
289
00:19:30,434 --> 00:19:32,767
You know what? It may be,
but, uh, we can't really tell,
290
00:19:32,768 --> 00:19:34,659
'cause it's just fucking
floating in space.
291
00:19:34,661 --> 00:19:37,183
- So?
- So, there's no way to compare scale.
292
00:19:37,184 --> 00:19:39,807
You know, if there's a fucking hand in
the frame, at least you can be, like,
293
00:19:39,809 --> 00:19:41,526
okay, it's about the size
of an adult male hand.
294
00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:44,266
Or like twice the size. Or a
fucking fraction of the size.
295
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:48,101
Rue. This is an objectively big dick.
296
00:19:51,361 --> 00:19:54,945
Some people say that eyes
are the windows to the soul.
297
00:19:56,101 --> 00:19:57,267
I disagree.
298
00:19:58,091 --> 00:20:01,850
I think it's your dick and
how you fucking photograph it.
299
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:05,611
There are two different
types of dick pics.
300
00:20:08,184 --> 00:20:11,308
Solicited, and unsolicited.
301
00:20:11,309 --> 00:20:13,308
Solicited makes up for about one percent
302
00:20:13,309 --> 00:20:15,284
of all dick pics sent and received.
303
00:20:15,286 --> 00:20:18,266
But within that one percent,
there are three categories.
304
00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:19,851
Jules?
305
00:20:20,976 --> 00:20:24,370
Terrifying, horrifying, and acceptable.
306
00:20:24,372 --> 00:20:25,971
I know what some of you are thinking.
307
00:20:25,973 --> 00:20:29,350
Rue, terrifying and horrifying
sound like the same thing.
308
00:20:29,351 --> 00:20:32,100
Well, to a trained eye,
309
00:20:32,101 --> 00:20:33,892
it could be the difference between...
310
00:20:33,893 --> 00:20:37,016
Yo, sorry about the mess.
311
00:20:37,017 --> 00:20:39,518
My mom's, like, out of town?
312
00:20:41,309 --> 00:20:44,141
A basic hygiene issue.
313
00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:45,202
Or...
314
00:20:52,257 --> 00:20:53,942
A life or death situation.
315
00:20:53,944 --> 00:20:55,427
So, here are some key
things to look out for.
316
00:20:57,017 --> 00:20:59,350
Uncapped deodorant touching the floor.
317
00:20:59,351 --> 00:21:00,976
Horrifying.
318
00:21:03,017 --> 00:21:04,976
Jug of lotion.
319
00:21:05,685 --> 00:21:07,100
Terrifying.
320
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,184
Dirty fingernails.
321
00:21:10,893 --> 00:21:12,142
Horrifying.
322
00:21:13,726 --> 00:21:15,475
A medieval sword?
323
00:21:15,476 --> 00:21:17,601
Run-for-your-fucking-life terrifying.
324
00:21:18,184 --> 00:21:20,850
So, what constitutes this rarefied,
325
00:21:20,851 --> 00:21:23,091
sought after, acceptable dick pic?
326
00:21:25,559 --> 00:21:27,725
Wow. Okay.
327
00:21:27,726 --> 00:21:31,518
So his penis is the
size of an Evian bottle.
328
00:21:32,810 --> 00:21:35,100
- Well, the lighting is nice.
- Mm-hmm.
329
00:21:35,101 --> 00:21:37,684
- Uh, his room looks clean.
- Mm-hmm.
330
00:21:37,685 --> 00:21:39,892
- Looks well-groomed.
- Right?
331
00:21:39,893 --> 00:21:42,809
Okay, yeah. I'm beginning
to understand the appeal.
332
00:21:42,810 --> 00:21:43,975
Thank you.
333
00:21:43,976 --> 00:21:45,517
But here's the thing.
334
00:21:45,518 --> 00:21:48,558
I, like, sent him a few pics from
the school bathroom during class
335
00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:50,558
- because he asked me to...
- Wait. Like, nudes?
336
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:54,183
I can't talk about it.
But I need your help.
337
00:21:54,184 --> 00:21:56,308
Yeah. Sure. Whatever.
338
00:21:56,309 --> 00:22:00,392
I want, like, good,
professional partial nudes.
339
00:22:00,393 --> 00:22:02,475
Like, classy, but not too arty.
340
00:22:02,476 --> 00:22:05,141
Like, like I took them with
very little thought or effort
341
00:22:05,142 --> 00:22:07,975
but could also be in fucking MOMA.
342
00:22:07,976 --> 00:22:09,100
Be cool, Rue.
343
00:22:09,101 --> 00:22:12,935
- Yeah. It's, like, easy. Whatever.
- Yeah.
344
00:22:15,429 --> 00:22:19,645
Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry.
345
00:22:20,810 --> 00:22:22,964
- Hey.
- Hi.
346
00:22:22,966 --> 00:22:24,558
Look at you, still doing
the grapefruit diet.
347
00:22:24,559 --> 00:22:26,433
Yep, I literally wanna die.
348
00:22:26,434 --> 00:22:28,642
Yeah. It's only bad
for the first two weeks.
349
00:22:28,643 --> 00:22:31,266
Then your stomach
shrinks, and you adjust,
350
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:34,558
and you are reborn.
351
00:22:34,559 --> 00:22:36,475
Oh, wow. Can't wait.
352
00:22:37,116 --> 00:22:40,116
- How much?
- Uh, that'll be $3.25.
353
00:22:41,434 --> 00:22:45,767
Yo, can you please,
maybe hurry the fuck up?
354
00:22:45,768 --> 00:22:49,475
Huh. Um, could I pay
you the rest tomorrow?
355
00:22:49,476 --> 00:22:52,058
I'm sorry, baby. There's a policy.
356
00:22:52,059 --> 00:22:54,266
Hey, Kat, I, uh, I gotcha.
357
00:22:54,267 --> 00:22:57,266
- Oh, hi.
- Hey. How you doing?
358
00:22:57,267 --> 00:22:59,850
- I'm good. How are you?
- Sweet. I'm good, I'm good.
359
00:22:59,851 --> 00:23:02,642
- Hey, Erika. How much was it?
- Uh, $3.25.
360
00:23:02,643 --> 00:23:05,642
I have, like, $1.25 here.
361
00:23:05,643 --> 00:23:07,943
Do you, um... For a grapefruit?
362
00:23:07,945 --> 00:23:09,763
Do you want... Do you
want something else to eat?
363
00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:10,530
Oh, no, no, no.
364
00:23:10,531 --> 00:23:12,138
No, 'cause if you don't have
enough money on you right now,
365
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:13,975
I can totally... I can get you,
like, some actual food, or...
366
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:18,643
She's doing the grapefruit diet.
It's not easy. Don't tempt her.
367
00:23:20,351 --> 00:23:21,685
Okay.
368
00:23:22,351 --> 00:23:23,685
Cool.
369
00:23:24,518 --> 00:23:26,392
All right. Um...
370
00:23:26,393 --> 00:23:28,767
- Thank you.
- Yeah, well, um...
371
00:23:28,768 --> 00:23:30,892
I'll see you in, uh, biology.
372
00:23:30,893 --> 00:23:33,642
Yeah, yeah. Um, thanks.
373
00:23:33,643 --> 00:23:35,350
- Yeah. Sure.
- Goodbye.
374
00:23:35,351 --> 00:23:37,183
- Aw, man, do it upright.
- Fuck it.
375
00:23:37,184 --> 00:23:40,266
- Aw, you got moked out.
- You suck, man.
376
00:23:44,116 --> 00:23:46,642
So you're basically in a
long-distance relationship.
377
00:23:46,643 --> 00:23:48,392
No, we like FaceTime every night.
378
00:23:48,393 --> 00:23:51,058
Aw, that's so sweet. You
guys are full-on in love.
379
00:23:51,059 --> 00:23:53,452
Oh, my God. Stop!
380
00:23:53,454 --> 00:23:55,849
- I really like you.
- I like you, too, Cassie.
381
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,850
I like you more.
382
00:23:57,851 --> 00:23:59,016
Ew.
383
00:23:59,017 --> 00:24:00,850
We are not in love.
384
00:24:00,851 --> 00:24:03,308
But he did invite me to
spend the weekend with him.
385
00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:04,809
Like, the whole weekend?
386
00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:06,892
- Yeah, like Friday and Saturday night.
- _
387
00:24:06,893 --> 00:24:08,725
- Wait, is your mom gonna let you go?
- _
388
00:24:08,726 --> 00:24:09,514
_
389
00:24:09,515 --> 00:24:11,724
It doesn't matter. I'll just kill her
in her sleep if she doesn't let me.
390
00:24:11,726 --> 00:24:14,392
Sounds like true love to me.
391
00:24:14,393 --> 00:24:16,892
- Whatever. She can't stop me.
- _
392
00:24:16,893 --> 00:24:19,225
- Honestly, I love your mom...
- _
393
00:24:19,226 --> 00:24:21,350
- Yeah, well try living with her.
- _
394
00:24:21,352 --> 00:24:23,241
_
395
00:24:23,242 --> 00:24:24,734
_
396
00:24:24,735 --> 00:24:28,031
_
397
00:24:28,351 --> 00:24:31,100
Do any of you guys
know how Bitcoin works?
398
00:24:31,101 --> 00:24:32,851
- Hmm. No.
- No.
399
00:24:33,518 --> 00:24:35,058
But you know who probably does?
400
00:24:35,059 --> 00:24:38,767
It's a worldwide cryptocurrency
and digital payment system.
401
00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:41,225
I literally have no clue
what you're talking about.
402
00:24:41,226 --> 00:24:44,558
Well, there's no easier
way to explain it.
403
00:24:44,559 --> 00:24:47,892
Look, why don't you just tell
us what you're trying to do,
404
00:24:47,893 --> 00:24:50,226
and we can tell you how we can help.
405
00:24:50,935 --> 00:24:53,013
- Um...
- Unless it's human trafficking.
406
00:24:53,015 --> 00:24:54,890
I don't fuck with human trafficking.
407
00:24:55,226 --> 00:24:58,433
I'm not... human trafficking.
408
00:24:58,434 --> 00:25:00,059
Yeah, us, neither.
409
00:25:00,976 --> 00:25:02,601
Okay. Um...
410
00:25:03,267 --> 00:25:06,100
I was just wondering if it's like,
411
00:25:06,101 --> 00:25:09,100
a good way to anonymously
get money online.
412
00:25:09,101 --> 00:25:11,767
That's literally what it's made for.
413
00:25:11,768 --> 00:25:13,267
Dumb ass.
414
00:25:14,559 --> 00:25:16,141
Cool.
415
00:25:19,394 --> 00:25:20,600
I feel like that's it.
416
00:25:20,601 --> 00:25:24,100
No, it's good, it's good. I like it.
417
00:25:29,101 --> 00:25:31,225
Wait. Yeah, that really
does look like I took it.
418
00:25:31,226 --> 00:25:32,475
- Right?
- Okay.
419
00:25:32,476 --> 00:25:33,879
- It's good.
- Yeah.
420
00:25:48,976 --> 00:25:50,475
- Got it.
- Do I look hot?
421
00:25:50,476 --> 00:25:51,551
Yeah.
422
00:25:51,553 --> 00:25:55,215
Like, hot enough that you'd
want to fuck me, or like, cute?
423
00:25:56,226 --> 00:25:58,475
Like... like me?
424
00:25:58,476 --> 00:26:00,643
Or like him, me?
425
00:26:01,267 --> 00:26:02,685
Either.
426
00:26:04,142 --> 00:26:05,517
Yeah.
427
00:26:05,518 --> 00:26:07,471
- Yeah, sure.
- Yeah?
428
00:26:07,473 --> 00:26:10,476
- Mm-hmm.
- Should I, like, show more? Like...
429
00:26:11,685 --> 00:26:13,980
- I don't know.
- What do you think?
430
00:26:14,809 --> 00:26:16,849
I... I mean, it's... whatever.
431
00:26:16,851 --> 00:26:18,934
Whatever you, um, like to do.
432
00:26:18,935 --> 00:26:20,582
I mean, what do you think, though?
433
00:26:22,601 --> 00:26:25,059
Um... fuck.
434
00:26:25,518 --> 00:26:28,309
It's my mom.
435
00:26:30,101 --> 00:26:33,726
Hey, Mom. I'm just at Jules's house.
436
00:26:35,309 --> 00:26:38,183
Um, well I have NA tonight.
437
00:26:38,184 --> 00:26:41,183
So, like nine-thirty-ish?
438
00:26:41,184 --> 00:26:45,059
Okay. Uh, love you, too. Bye.
439
00:26:47,393 --> 00:26:49,725
- NA?
- Yeah.
440
00:26:49,726 --> 00:26:52,183
Narcotics anonymous.
441
00:26:52,184 --> 00:26:55,809
Wait. You've been clean
for like, two weeks, right?
442
00:26:55,810 --> 00:26:58,517
- Yeah. That's right.
- Rue!
443
00:26:58,518 --> 00:27:00,975
- What?
- Fuck you, come here!
444
00:27:00,976 --> 00:27:04,434
- What?
- You've been... Come here! Oh, my God!
445
00:27:10,142 --> 00:27:13,098
I'm so proud of you.
446
00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:16,308
I've never met anyone in
my entire life like Jules.
447
00:27:22,101 --> 00:27:24,892
Um, I'm gonna go get a
glass of water really quick.
448
00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:25,892
Okay.
449
00:27:25,893 --> 00:27:28,226
- Okay.
- Whatever, bitch.
450
00:27:53,267 --> 00:27:55,976
Oh, fuck me.
451
00:27:56,768 --> 00:27:57,893
Fuck.
452
00:28:16,393 --> 00:28:19,183
Uh... I got to go.
453
00:28:19,185 --> 00:28:21,141
- But, uh, love you.
- Okay.
454
00:28:21,142 --> 00:28:23,142
And I'll see you later.
455
00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:24,666
- Bye.
- Love you.
456
00:28:24,668 --> 00:28:25,668
Love you, too.
457
00:29:21,732 --> 00:29:24,949
And, uh, at that moment, I
decided to at least try and change.
458
00:29:26,017 --> 00:29:27,726
'Cause I owe it to them.
459
00:29:29,810 --> 00:29:32,642
I owe it to everyone I love
460
00:29:32,643 --> 00:29:34,974
and everyone that loves me.
461
00:29:34,976 --> 00:29:38,184
And, uh, maybe... that'll get easier.
462
00:29:40,226 --> 00:29:42,017
I hope it will.
463
00:29:42,559 --> 00:29:44,226
Thank you.
464
00:30:04,810 --> 00:30:08,767
Yo. Sixty days, no small feat.
465
00:30:08,768 --> 00:30:10,684
Thanks.
466
00:30:10,685 --> 00:30:13,851
- Very moving share.
- Thank you.
467
00:30:15,351 --> 00:30:17,308
Can I ask you something?
468
00:30:17,309 --> 00:30:19,851
How'd you survive that OD?
469
00:30:22,935 --> 00:30:26,726
- What do you mean?
- I mean, somebody had to save your life, right?
470
00:30:27,685 --> 00:30:31,434
- My sister.
- Aw, man.
471
00:30:32,267 --> 00:30:34,350
Older or younger?
472
00:30:34,351 --> 00:30:36,141
Younger. Um...
473
00:30:36,142 --> 00:30:38,976
- I have to get home, so...
- Like 12, 13?
474
00:30:40,580 --> 00:30:44,476
- I don't really understand what the point...
- Curiosity.
475
00:30:45,601 --> 00:30:47,767
Yeah. She was 13.
476
00:30:47,768 --> 00:30:50,600
That's some heavy shit. But, hey.
477
00:30:50,601 --> 00:30:53,225
We've all done some bad
shit in our lives, right?
478
00:30:53,515 --> 00:30:55,057
Comes with the territory.
479
00:30:55,476 --> 00:30:59,725
But, man, now you just
got me thinking about...
480
00:30:59,726 --> 00:31:03,308
what that does to a
13-year-old, a 13-year-old kid,
481
00:31:03,309 --> 00:31:06,017
who finds her big sister overdosed.
482
00:31:06,861 --> 00:31:08,892
What that moment must do to somebody...
483
00:31:08,893 --> 00:31:11,725
How it affects the rest
of their lives, you know,
484
00:31:11,726 --> 00:31:14,224
how it affects their ability to trust.
485
00:31:14,226 --> 00:31:18,975
Leaves it hard for them to get close
to people, you know, relationships.
486
00:31:18,976 --> 00:31:21,434
Makes it hard for them to fall in love.
487
00:31:21,810 --> 00:31:24,725
Living with the fear that at any moment,
488
00:31:24,890 --> 00:31:28,015
the rug can be ripped out from
under them, and they lose everything.
489
00:31:28,643 --> 00:31:31,725
Especially the people that they love.
490
00:31:31,726 --> 00:31:33,517
You ever think about that?
491
00:31:33,518 --> 00:31:35,768
Yeah, probably fucked up for life.
492
00:31:36,726 --> 00:31:39,600
But, hey, you're gonna have
to make peace with that.
493
00:31:39,601 --> 00:31:41,475
Just like you're gonna have
to make peace with the fact
494
00:31:41,476 --> 00:31:43,475
that you could be responsible
for some shit like that,
495
00:31:43,476 --> 00:31:45,100
and then get up in front
of a whole group of people
496
00:31:45,101 --> 00:31:47,183
who are struggling with the same issues,
497
00:31:47,184 --> 00:31:51,184
and lie about being clean.
You know what I'm saying?
498
00:31:53,142 --> 00:31:57,518
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Listen, young blood.
499
00:32:00,351 --> 00:32:02,851
You're playing pool with Minnesota Fats.
500
00:32:04,041 --> 00:32:06,058
Who is Minnesota Fats?
501
00:32:06,059 --> 00:32:09,225
The greatest motherfucking
pool player that ever lived.
502
00:32:09,226 --> 00:32:11,100
Okay.
503
00:32:11,101 --> 00:32:13,017
I'm Ali.
504
00:32:14,851 --> 00:32:17,975
Let me know when you want to
stop trying to kill yourself
505
00:32:17,976 --> 00:32:19,893
and eat some pancakes.
506
00:32:36,541 --> 00:32:37,934
How was NA today?
507
00:32:40,893 --> 00:32:44,225
Uh, it was good. I, um...
508
00:32:44,226 --> 00:32:46,893
celebrated 60 days today.
509
00:32:47,518 --> 00:32:50,016
I'm really proud of you, Rue.
510
00:32:50,017 --> 00:32:51,267
Thanks.
511
00:32:59,559 --> 00:33:02,059
Hey.
512
00:33:02,685 --> 00:33:04,267
Hey.
513
00:33:05,101 --> 00:33:07,041
Whatcha doin'?
514
00:33:07,043 --> 00:33:10,034
Watching My So-Called Life.
515
00:33:11,685 --> 00:33:14,767
- Fuckin' Jordan Catalano.
- I know, right?
516
00:33:14,768 --> 00:33:17,393
Right. Ugh.
517
00:33:23,226 --> 00:33:26,892
Please promise me you will
never fall for a Jordan Catalano.
518
00:33:26,893 --> 00:33:29,893
But he's so cute.
519
00:33:31,173 --> 00:33:33,452
_
520
00:33:33,454 --> 00:33:35,724
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. It's okay.
521
00:33:35,726 --> 00:33:37,726
Okay.
522
00:33:46,101 --> 00:33:47,434
Hey.
523
00:33:48,267 --> 00:33:50,016
Hello.
524
00:33:50,017 --> 00:33:51,810
Oh, shit. No!
525
00:33:54,309 --> 00:33:55,851
Oh.
526
00:33:57,142 --> 00:33:59,976
Okay.
527
00:34:05,643 --> 00:34:07,725
Kit... KittenKween?
528
00:34:07,726 --> 00:34:09,392
Hi.
529
00:34:09,394 --> 00:34:12,767
Hi. I'm really excited to meet you.
530
00:34:12,769 --> 00:34:16,212
I've seen you dance in that
video, like, a hundred times.
531
00:34:16,214 --> 00:34:19,446
- Really?
- Oh, yeah, yeah. I love your confidence.
532
00:34:19,479 --> 00:34:22,019
Well, Jesus fucking Christ,
you've got to be one of the most
533
00:34:22,021 --> 00:34:23,766
beautiful creatures I've ever seen.
534
00:34:23,768 --> 00:34:25,141
I don't...
535
00:34:25,142 --> 00:34:26,571
I don't know about that, but...
536
00:34:26,573 --> 00:34:29,165
No, I'm serious. I'm...
I'm not even joshing you.
537
00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:30,220
I mean... Jesus.
538
00:34:30,222 --> 00:34:32,259
But, uh, I am gonna warn you.
539
00:34:32,261 --> 00:34:33,626
Uh...
540
00:34:33,628 --> 00:34:36,015
I'm kind of... I'm kind of an odd duck.
541
00:34:39,354 --> 00:34:42,437
I mean, I'm serious. I
got some extreme kinks.
542
00:34:42,687 --> 00:34:45,686
- Okay.
- But, uh, I'm real gentle.
543
00:34:45,688 --> 00:34:48,102
- You wanna see something?
- Sure.
544
00:34:48,104 --> 00:34:50,813
- It's kind of embarrassing.
- Why?
545
00:35:00,582 --> 00:35:02,721
- Well, hat are you laughing at?
- Oh, no...
546
00:35:02,723 --> 00:35:04,643
Have you ever seen a
penis this small before?
547
00:35:04,645 --> 00:35:07,307
Oh, my God. No, no, no. It-it's
not small. It's not small.
548
00:35:07,309 --> 00:35:10,096
- Don't lie to me.
- I... I-I'm not lying.
549
00:35:10,098 --> 00:35:12,674
- I'm not lying.
- Tell me that you'd never fuck me.
550
00:35:12,676 --> 00:35:15,065
Wait. What?
551
00:35:15,418 --> 00:35:17,917
Tell me that you'd never fuck me.
552
00:35:18,183 --> 00:35:20,112
- Uh...
- That I'm a pathetic loser.
553
00:35:20,114 --> 00:35:22,885
And I could never satisfy some
beautiful princess like you.
554
00:35:22,887 --> 00:35:25,065
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
555
00:35:25,067 --> 00:35:27,174
- Ooh!
- Come on, tell me you'd never fuck me.
556
00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:29,392
I-I... I-I wouldn't.
557
00:35:29,393 --> 00:35:32,815
I really wouldn't.
558
00:35:32,817 --> 00:35:35,534
- Tell me I'm a loser.
- Are you crying?
559
00:35:35,536 --> 00:35:38,182
Tell me I'm a pathetic
loser with a baby dick.
560
00:35:41,082 --> 00:35:43,370
- Yeah, keep making fun of me.
- Wait.
561
00:35:43,372 --> 00:35:46,440
- You want me to make fun of you?
- Oh, yes, KittenKween.
562
00:35:46,442 --> 00:35:48,149
Come on. It turns me on.
563
00:35:51,726 --> 00:35:55,041
I mean, I mean, your dick is,
like, really, really small.
564
00:35:55,043 --> 00:35:57,088
- How small is it?
- Like, medically small.
565
00:35:57,090 --> 00:36:00,047
Like, really tiny, and
I can barely see it.
566
00:36:00,351 --> 00:36:02,336
I know. I'm pathetic.
567
00:36:02,338 --> 00:36:04,414
And no woman would ever fuck
you, because you're a big,
568
00:36:04,416 --> 00:36:06,580
disgusting piece of shit!
569
00:36:06,582 --> 00:36:08,015
I am! I am!
570
00:36:09,504 --> 00:36:11,586
Keep laughing at me!
Keep laughing at me!
571
00:36:11,588 --> 00:36:13,073
- Tell me to stop touching it.
- Please stop touching it.
572
00:36:13,075 --> 00:36:16,299
You're literally gonna make me throw up.
573
00:36:16,301 --> 00:36:18,800
- Stop it!
- Okay, okay. Okay, I'm sorry.
574
00:36:18,801 --> 00:36:21,328
I'm sorry. I'm sorry,
KittenKween. I'm sorry.
575
00:36:21,330 --> 00:36:24,432
So you... so you'd do
anything I tell you?
576
00:36:24,434 --> 00:36:27,502
- KittenKween, I'd do anything you want.
- Why?
577
00:36:27,504 --> 00:36:30,713
Because you're big, and
beautiful, and powerful, and...
578
00:36:30,715 --> 00:36:32,591
I want you to take
complete control of me.
579
00:36:32,593 --> 00:36:35,092
I want you to tell me...
580
00:36:35,093 --> 00:36:38,341
when I can come, and when I can't come.
581
00:36:38,342 --> 00:36:40,758
And I want you to
punish me when I cheat.
582
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,717
Punish you, like, how?
583
00:36:42,718 --> 00:36:44,925
I want you to fine me.
584
00:36:44,926 --> 00:36:47,341
- Wait. Like, like, money?
- Yeah.
585
00:36:47,342 --> 00:36:49,682
I wanna be your cash pig.
586
00:36:50,963 --> 00:36:54,627
But Kat didn't actually,
like, believe him.
587
00:36:54,629 --> 00:36:58,141
Until... three days later
when she got a message.
588
00:36:58,143 --> 00:37:00,360
I wanna look cute, but not eager.
589
00:37:00,362 --> 00:37:02,516
- Then don't wear that top.
- _
590
00:37:02,518 --> 00:37:06,010
- This? I thought it looked good.
- _
591
00:37:06,012 --> 00:37:08,054
I don't really know if I
like this body suit, though.
592
00:37:08,056 --> 00:37:10,674
_
593
00:37:10,675 --> 00:37:12,675
_
594
00:37:12,676 --> 00:37:14,165
_
595
00:37:14,166 --> 00:37:16,258
And within minutes,
596
00:37:16,259 --> 00:37:18,729
$100 in Bitcoin was transferred to her.
597
00:37:18,731 --> 00:37:21,549
What are you looking at?
598
00:37:22,504 --> 00:37:25,508
Nothing. Just this, um, article.
599
00:37:26,605 --> 00:37:27,549
About what?
600
00:37:28,595 --> 00:37:32,202
Um... you know, like,
uh... the Holocaust.
601
00:37:32,204 --> 00:37:34,246
Oh. Cool.
602
00:37:35,551 --> 00:37:38,385
- Love that.
- Like, perf.
603
00:37:39,762 --> 00:37:41,758
- Lex?
- It's cute.
604
00:37:41,759 --> 00:37:45,343
I wish I had your collar bones.
605
00:37:47,684 --> 00:37:50,416
I'm putting a lot of trust into you.
606
00:37:50,418 --> 00:37:53,384
- Yeah, Cassie, don't get pregnant.
- That's not funny, Kat.
607
00:37:54,192 --> 00:37:56,757
But don't you dare get pregnant.
608
00:37:56,759 --> 00:37:58,550
Relax, Mom. He has a roommate.
609
00:37:58,551 --> 00:38:01,592
I want you to keep your
phone on throughout the night.
610
00:38:01,593 --> 00:38:03,800
You send me a photo when
you get back to the dorm
611
00:38:03,801 --> 00:38:07,425
- with a clock in it.
- Like a ransom photo?
612
00:38:07,426 --> 00:38:10,425
- I hate you.
- Well, I love you.
613
00:38:10,426 --> 00:38:12,426
I love you, too.
614
00:38:14,217 --> 00:38:16,426
Have fun, baby girl.
615
00:38:19,467 --> 00:38:22,092
No funny business, Christopher!
616
00:38:22,093 --> 00:38:25,718
- Yeah, no, I promise.
- Yeah, just be a gentleman.
617
00:38:28,634 --> 00:38:30,934
And don't you dare get pregnant.
618
00:38:44,301 --> 00:38:46,800
That was amazing.
619
00:38:46,801 --> 00:38:48,341
I know.
620
00:39:00,192 --> 00:39:01,556
_
621
00:39:26,843 --> 00:39:28,843
Oh, my God. Fuck.
622
00:39:32,093 --> 00:39:34,466
Hey, my mom called. I got to go.
623
00:39:34,467 --> 00:39:37,551
- Okay, I love you. Bye.
- Love you, too.
624
00:39:55,154 --> 00:39:56,918
- Out of my way, dick.
- Okay, bitch.
625
00:40:00,123 --> 00:40:02,373
This is, like, the craziest
party I've ever been to.
626
00:40:03,135 --> 00:40:05,550
I just want to make
it through initiation.
627
00:40:05,551 --> 00:40:06,395
You will.
628
00:40:13,131 --> 00:40:14,590
Kill the fucking music!
629
00:40:15,339 --> 00:40:17,713
Kill the fucking music!
630
00:40:18,051 --> 00:40:20,758
All right, listen up, bitches!
631
00:40:20,759 --> 00:40:23,010
We got some fresh meat up in here.
632
00:40:23,012 --> 00:40:25,508
I want all your pledgie
faggots up against the wall!
633
00:40:27,301 --> 00:40:30,717
- Don't lose, bitch!
- Fuck you, bitch! Drink this shit!
634
00:40:30,718 --> 00:40:33,800
- Woo!
- Last one to finish gets stripped naked.
635
00:40:38,885 --> 00:40:40,217
Go, McKay!
636
00:40:42,301 --> 00:40:43,759
Woo!
637
00:40:45,926 --> 00:40:49,551
Yeah! Yeah! Woo!
638
00:40:56,759 --> 00:40:58,426
Woo!
639
00:40:58,926 --> 00:41:00,508
Yo! Strip that faggot!
640
00:41:09,426 --> 00:41:10,842
Is it still alive?
641
00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:12,925
Of course it's still fucking alive.
642
00:41:12,926 --> 00:41:14,074
Fuck that, dude.
643
00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:18,395
I don't know, dude.
644
00:41:28,561 --> 00:41:30,442
Follow my lead.
645
00:41:30,444 --> 00:41:31,934
Oh!
646
00:41:33,972 --> 00:41:38,347
McKay brought the baddest
bitch in the fucking game, yo!
647
00:42:12,450 --> 00:42:13,758
_
648
00:42:27,194 --> 00:42:30,069
This is so depressing.
649
00:42:38,598 --> 00:42:40,035
_
650
00:42:40,036 --> 00:42:42,036
_
651
00:42:44,325 --> 00:42:46,325
_
652
00:42:53,968 --> 00:42:56,668
- What's up?
- What's up, Kat?
653
00:43:01,448 --> 00:43:02,548
What?
654
00:43:04,022 --> 00:43:06,022
- Hey.
- What's up?
655
00:43:10,496 --> 00:43:13,371
- Mm... received. All right.
- _
656
00:43:17,885 --> 00:43:21,371
Twenty, 40, 60, 80, 100.
657
00:43:21,373 --> 00:43:24,205
Twenty, 40, and 60.
658
00:43:24,551 --> 00:43:26,425
One-sixty?
659
00:43:26,426 --> 00:43:28,675
Twenty percent banking fee.
660
00:43:28,676 --> 00:43:30,217
Fine.
661
00:43:31,217 --> 00:43:34,332
Pleasure doing business with you.
662
00:43:37,342 --> 00:43:40,134
Do you think people are,
like, 100 percent straight?
663
00:43:40,135 --> 00:43:42,258
Like, 100 percent gay?
664
00:43:42,259 --> 00:43:44,842
No, 'cause obviously there's, like,
665
00:43:44,843 --> 00:43:47,300
bi people, asexual, pan...
666
00:43:47,301 --> 00:43:51,925
- Sexuality is, like, a spectrum, you know?
- Yeah. Totally.
667
00:43:51,926 --> 00:43:54,426
- Why?
- I don't know.
668
00:43:57,718 --> 00:44:01,383
Do you think straight guys
ever, like, watch gay porn?
669
00:44:01,384 --> 00:44:03,758
Not if they're a
hundred percent straight.
670
00:44:03,759 --> 00:44:05,383
You just said it's a spectrum.
671
00:44:05,384 --> 00:44:08,634
Yeah, on either side of the
spectrum is gay and straight.
672
00:44:09,051 --> 00:44:11,258
I fucking hate this.
673
00:44:11,259 --> 00:44:16,466
- Is this about Nate?
- No. He's, like, super straight.
674
00:44:16,467 --> 00:44:18,884
- Is it about your dad?
- No.
675
00:44:18,885 --> 00:44:21,770
- That would explain why they're fighting.
- It's not about any guy that I know.
676
00:44:22,801 --> 00:44:25,466
Look, all I know is
that most guys are, like,
677
00:44:25,467 --> 00:44:27,925
weird, gross, and fucking pathetic.
678
00:44:27,926 --> 00:44:29,800
Okay, look, if I tell you something,
679
00:44:29,801 --> 00:44:33,216
you swear on your fucking
life you won't say a word?
680
00:44:33,217 --> 00:44:35,135
Yeah.
681
00:44:42,467 --> 00:44:43,801
Hey.
682
00:44:44,676 --> 00:44:46,301
You're home.
683
00:44:47,010 --> 00:44:48,968
Thanks for the weekend.
684
00:44:54,285 --> 00:44:55,832
I love you.
685
00:44:56,551 --> 00:44:58,027
I love you more.
686
00:45:08,204 --> 00:45:09,370
Yo!
687
00:45:09,551 --> 00:45:11,216
- Sorry, we're about to close.
- _
688
00:45:11,217 --> 00:45:13,675
Oh, just... I want to
try a few things on.
689
00:45:13,676 --> 00:45:16,309
Okay. Be quick.
690
00:45:33,886 --> 00:45:35,218
Hey.
691
00:45:36,232 --> 00:45:39,273
Um, can I ask your opinion on something?
692
00:45:39,275 --> 00:45:40,504
Yeah, sure.
693
00:45:43,634 --> 00:45:45,371
How does this look?
694
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,387
Yo!
695
00:45:59,051 --> 00:46:01,113
You hear me? I said
we're about to close.
696
00:46:02,885 --> 00:46:04,800
Oh, yeah. Sorry. Um...
697
00:46:04,801 --> 00:46:07,758
- I just wanted to buy these.
- Cool.
698
00:46:07,985 --> 00:46:09,652
You live around here?
699
00:46:10,217 --> 00:46:12,550
- No, no.
- No, word.
700
00:46:12,551 --> 00:46:14,466
This place sucks.
701
00:46:14,467 --> 00:46:15,885
Yeah.
702
00:46:17,301 --> 00:46:18,801
I'll ring you up.
703
00:46:20,176 --> 00:46:21,621
Okay.
704
00:47:16,857 --> 00:47:18,689
Ooh. You look different.
705
00:47:18,691 --> 00:47:21,273
What?
706
00:47:21,275 --> 00:47:23,358
You look different.
707
00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:26,567
I changed.
708
00:47:34,885 --> 00:47:36,176
Rue!
709
00:47:37,634 --> 00:47:40,520
- Hey.
- Guess what?
710
00:47:40,522 --> 00:47:42,438
What?
711
00:47:42,551 --> 00:47:44,800
Okay, well, actually, first,
712
00:47:44,801 --> 00:47:48,717
you are the best soft-core
pornographer in the game.
713
00:47:48,718 --> 00:47:50,675
So thank you.
714
00:47:50,676 --> 00:47:53,633
And second... Tyler wants to meet.
715
00:47:53,634 --> 00:47:56,341
- Like, for real?
- Yeah.
716
00:47:56,342 --> 00:47:57,925
- In, like, person?
- Yeah.
717
00:47:57,926 --> 00:47:59,300
- That's cool.
- Yeah.
718
00:47:59,301 --> 00:48:00,300
Where?
719
00:48:00,301 --> 00:48:02,508
- The lake.
- When?
720
00:48:02,509 --> 00:48:04,843
On Saturday, after the carnival.
721
00:48:05,509 --> 00:48:07,842
Like at... at night?
722
00:48:07,843 --> 00:48:09,551
Of course. Yeah.
723
00:48:10,342 --> 00:48:13,692
That doesn't... seem,
like, a little weird?
724
00:48:14,754 --> 00:48:17,924
No. Sis, you watch
way too much Dateline.
725
00:48:17,926 --> 00:48:20,634
Relax, like, he's our age. It's fine.
726
00:48:21,843 --> 00:48:24,466
Jules, you don't think that maybe...
727
00:48:24,467 --> 00:48:29,050
you should like meet him at
the carnival, like, in public?
728
00:48:29,051 --> 00:48:32,009
I mean, we can't, like...
729
00:48:32,010 --> 00:48:35,800
He's a jock. His mom
is super conservative.
730
00:48:35,801 --> 00:48:37,592
It's, like, a tough
situation. It doesn't work.
731
00:48:37,593 --> 00:48:40,216
Honestly, Jules, I don't
really care about the situation,
732
00:48:40,217 --> 00:48:42,341
because it just doesn't seem safe.
733
00:48:42,342 --> 00:48:45,134
I've been in situations that
are way less safe. Like...
734
00:48:45,135 --> 00:48:47,092
Okay, but that's not
really the point, right?
735
00:48:47,093 --> 00:48:49,342
The point is, it's dangerous.
736
00:48:50,593 --> 00:48:54,050
Rue, this is the difference
between, like, you and me. Like...
737
00:48:54,051 --> 00:48:55,884
I don't always get the
privilege of meeting people
738
00:48:55,885 --> 00:48:57,466
in front of a fucking
audience or something. Like...
739
00:48:57,467 --> 00:48:59,175
Like, people here know I'm trans...
740
00:48:59,176 --> 00:49:01,216
That doesn't mean that
you have to meet this dude
741
00:49:01,217 --> 00:49:03,925
at, like, a fucking deserted
lake in the middle of nowhere.
742
00:49:03,926 --> 00:49:05,819
Okay? It seems insane.
743
00:49:07,301 --> 00:49:10,983
Out of everyone in the
world, I wanted to tell you.
744
00:49:11,968 --> 00:49:14,115
'Cause I thought you'd be happy.
745
00:49:14,926 --> 00:49:16,634
But fuck it.
746
00:49:40,883 --> 00:49:44,256
_
747
00:49:44,257 --> 00:49:46,257
_
748
00:49:48,094 --> 00:49:50,094
_
749
00:49:50,594 --> 00:49:52,594
_
750
00:50:08,551 --> 00:50:11,300
- Hey, Rue.
- Hey, um, is Jules here?
751
00:50:11,301 --> 00:50:13,550
- Yeah, she's upstairs.
- Can I, um...
752
00:50:13,551 --> 00:50:15,717
- Of course. Come on.
- Okay.
753
00:50:15,718 --> 00:50:18,550
Jules, Rue's here!
754
00:50:30,850 --> 00:50:33,099
Hey. Um...
755
00:50:34,144 --> 00:50:36,061
I don't want to fight with you.
756
00:50:36,926 --> 00:50:39,801
I don't want to fight with you, either.
757
00:50:41,093 --> 00:50:43,968
Um...
758
00:50:45,968 --> 00:50:49,216
You have to understand that I
just want you to be safe, okay?
759
00:50:49,217 --> 00:50:52,334
I just, I don't want
anything bad to happen to you.
760
00:50:55,404 --> 00:50:57,717
And, you know, you
just can't be mad at me
761
00:50:57,718 --> 00:50:59,009
for wanting you to be okay.
762
00:50:59,010 --> 00:51:02,466
You can say I'm being anxious, you know?
763
00:51:02,467 --> 00:51:06,508
Just... It hurts my heart too much.
764
00:51:06,509 --> 00:51:07,675
And...
765
00:51:07,676 --> 00:51:10,884
- It just, I...
- I'm not mad at you.
766
00:51:10,885 --> 00:51:13,383
You're the best thing that's
happened to me in a really long time,
767
00:51:13,384 --> 00:51:15,383
and I just... I-I just don't want...
768
00:51:15,384 --> 00:51:18,842
anything bad to happen, so, just,
please don't be mad at me. Okay, Jules?
769
00:51:18,843 --> 00:51:21,216
- Just don't be mad.
- I'm sorry.
770
00:51:24,217 --> 00:51:25,426
I get it.
771
00:51:26,676 --> 00:51:28,217
I love you.
772
00:51:28,869 --> 00:51:30,577
I really do.
773
00:51:31,426 --> 00:51:34,006
I love you, too.
774
00:51:43,051 --> 00:51:45,508
You're a mess, you know that?
775
00:51:45,509 --> 00:51:47,384
So are you.
776
00:51:52,718 --> 00:51:55,926
I hate everyone else
in the world but you.
777
00:52:07,551 --> 00:52:10,426
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I should go.
778
00:52:12,326 --> 00:52:13,952
Fuck!
779
00:52:25,176 --> 00:52:28,300
- Who is it?
- It's me. Open the door.
780
00:52:28,301 --> 00:52:30,135
Fuck.
781
00:52:32,509 --> 00:52:35,092
Not today, Rue. I'm sorry.
782
00:52:35,843 --> 00:52:39,383
- Come on, man. Don't be a dick.
- Nah, I'm serious.
783
00:52:39,384 --> 00:52:40,725
You can't come in.
784
00:52:41,509 --> 00:52:44,758
Look, man, all I... All I
need is just, like, a few OCs.
785
00:52:44,759 --> 00:52:46,425
- That's all.
- Sorry, I can't help you.
786
00:52:46,426 --> 00:52:49,675
Fez? Fez, I've had a really
fucked up day, all right?
787
00:52:49,676 --> 00:52:51,800
Look, it's been a really,
really fucked up day, okay?
788
00:52:51,801 --> 00:52:53,717
So I need you to open
the door for me, okay?
789
00:52:53,718 --> 00:52:57,301
- Can you open the door, please?
- I'm not gonna help you kill yourself, Rue.
790
00:52:59,718 --> 00:53:04,092
I'm sorry, but, you can't
be coming over here no more.
791
00:53:04,093 --> 00:53:06,508
- Just go home.
- Don't... Fez!
792
00:53:06,509 --> 00:53:08,800
Don't close the... Fuck!
793
00:53:08,801 --> 00:53:11,967
Fez, open the fucking door, please?
794
00:53:11,968 --> 00:53:14,467
I'm begging you just to open the door.
795
00:53:15,759 --> 00:53:18,466
Fez! You're full of shit, man.
796
00:53:18,467 --> 00:53:21,466
You know you make your living
off of selling drugs to teenagers.
797
00:53:21,467 --> 00:53:24,326
And now all of a sudden, you want
to have a fucking moral high ground?
798
00:53:25,467 --> 00:53:28,466
You're a fucking dropout
drug dealer. You know that?
799
00:53:28,467 --> 00:53:30,258
You're a fucking dropout drug dealer
800
00:53:30,259 --> 00:53:33,135
with seven functioning
fucking brain cells.
801
00:53:34,135 --> 00:53:36,551
Open the door!
802
00:53:37,342 --> 00:53:39,092
Fuck you!
803
00:53:39,093 --> 00:53:41,383
Fuck you, Fez. Okay?
804
00:53:41,384 --> 00:53:43,675
Are you doing this
because you care about me?
805
00:53:43,676 --> 00:53:46,466
If you gave a shit about
me, you wouldn't have sold me
806
00:53:46,467 --> 00:53:48,884
the fucking drugs in the first place!
807
00:53:48,885 --> 00:53:52,134
But you did! You fucking did!
808
00:53:52,135 --> 00:53:54,758
So open the goddamned door!
809
00:53:54,759 --> 00:53:56,175
Open the door!
810
00:53:56,176 --> 00:53:58,508
- I can't do it, Rue. I'm sorry.
- Open the door!
811
00:53:58,509 --> 00:54:01,217
Open the door! Open the door!
812
00:54:03,051 --> 00:54:04,718
Open the door.
813
00:54:07,801 --> 00:54:10,383
You did this to me!
814
00:54:10,384 --> 00:54:13,787
You fucking... You did this to me, Fez.
815
00:54:15,384 --> 00:54:18,216
You fucking ruined my life!
816
00:54:18,217 --> 00:54:22,154
The least you could do is open
the goddamned door and fix it!
817
00:54:23,022 --> 00:54:26,216
I'm fucking serious.
I'm so fucking serious.
818
00:54:26,217 --> 00:54:30,300
If you don't open this door
right now, I swear to God,
819
00:54:30,301 --> 00:54:33,885
I will hate you, till
the day I fucking die.
820
00:54:36,759 --> 00:54:38,508
I'm sorry.
821
00:54:39,843 --> 00:54:43,301
You fucking did this to me!
822
00:54:44,176 --> 00:54:46,925
Open the fucking door.
823
00:54:46,926 --> 00:54:48,967
Open the door, Fez!
824
00:54:48,968 --> 00:54:50,592
Come on, man!
825
00:54:50,593 --> 00:54:52,865
That is so fucked up!
826
00:55:26,028 --> 00:55:28,967
Hey, um... is this Ali?
827
00:55:29,822 --> 00:55:32,904
Uh, this is Rue.
828
00:55:32,906 --> 00:55:35,530
I was just calling to see if maybe you
829
00:55:35,532 --> 00:55:39,073
still wanted to get
pancakes or something?
830
00:55:40,138 --> 00:55:44,221
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