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[ Beeping ]

[ Man #1 ] Did you know
that the desert spider...

does a mating dance for hours...

before she's ready to couple?

[ Man #2 ] How much longer...

are we gonna do this?

It's way past lunchtime.

I'm-- I'm starvin'.

We've been out here
three hours.

Don't you ever get hungry?

You're like one
of them lizards or somethin'.
You don't feel nothin'.

I don't get how come
we're standin' here...

when the feds are on our backs
and we gotta move the stuff out.

At least can you
tell me how much longer
we're gonna stay here?

What?

[ Man #1 ]
There it is--
the spider's mate.

I never understand
what you're talkin' about.

After the mating dance,
if the spider is lucky,

she attracts a mate.

In this case,

the Sunday flier
who's just happened along.

And then,

maddened by the thought
of that ultimate coupling,

the creature races headlong
toward her unsuspecting mate--

still innocent--

oblivious to the frenzied needs
of the driven spider.

And there, in a blinding moment
of supreme ecstasy,

they couple.

[ Slams Handset ]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hTerrible!

Three people wiped out
in a senseless attack
on a private plane.

Random,
unprovoked violence.

- Are we on the case?
- I wish we could be,
\h\hbut it's a private affair.

APEX has us
on something else.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, there you are.
Got here as fast as we could.
What's this all about?

Come in. You'll find out.
Not you. Thank you.

Chaney, this is agent
Rawls and Bollinger of customs.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHello.

- Hello.
- [ Rawls ] You know a woman
\h\hnamed Agatha Mills?

Why?

[ Bollinger ]
Our inspectors picked her up
a little over two hours ago...

carrying a suitcase
through customs
that was full of cash.

Three million dollars--
undeclared.

[ Rawls ]
She dropped your name. Said
you used to be pals in Vietnam.

- We thought
\h\hyou might help us.
- I know Aggie,

but I haven't seen her
in over 10 years.

We thought you might
pick her brain a little.

Yeah, we're willing to bargain.
She can work off her beef
by giving us the pickup man.

We just thought you'd have
a little more influence,
if you know what I mean.

Yeah, I know what you mean.
Keep my personal life
outta this.

I'd use my mother's personal
life if it would take us
where this money's going.

We think it's going
to Harold Longstreet.

Longstreet's
been shipping weapons
into Kinahwe to fuel...

a local revolution being
run by a Colonel Amafi.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThis is Amafi
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hwith Longstreet.
Excuse me.

Amafi's a particularly
vicious example
of a military dictator.

This is the remains
of a village in Kinahwe
after Amafi hit it.

- There's gonna be a bloodbath.
- [ Bollinger ] We've been
\h\hafter Longstreet for months,

but it's like chasing Houdini.

We think we've got him boxed--
suddenly he isn't there anymore.

We wanna know
who's picking up
the three million dollars.

We go with that guy,
\hwe get Longstreet.

What do ya say, Chaney?

You got it.

[ Woman On P.A. ]
Engineering, call 2010.

- Hello, Aggie.
- Hello, Frank.

It's been a long time.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWhat's goin' on?
I'm in trouble.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI know.
[ Helicopter Whirring ]

That's why I mentioned
your name. I just didn't
know who else to turn to.

Hey.
Tell me about it.

I've been stuck
in the Mideast
ever since 'Nam.

Shooting pictures,
freelancing.

I've been earning
enough to live,

but not enough to leave.

This was your ticket out?

I didn't even know
what was in the bag.
I swear it!

I was just supposed
to deliver it
to a contact here.

No questions, no answers.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOh, come on, Aggie!
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hDon't play with me.

You're not a kid.
You must've known this
wasn't on the up-and-up.

I guess
\hI didn't wanna know.

Aggie, uh--

i-if you deliver the bag...

so the feds can find out
who's on the other end, uh,

you might be able
to make a deal with them.

I'm scared, Frank!

I'll be there too.

I'm not gonna let you down.
I promise.

I remember
when I used to be with you.

I always felt so safe,

so protected.

I'd forgotten
what that feeling was--

till now.

[ Sighs ]

[ Chaney ]
Let's check all systems, JAFO.

[ Wonderlove ]
Roger.
Uh, veri-mike's on.

100-to-one zoom,
activated.

[ Beeps ]

[ Beeps ]

How long
we been up here, JAFO?

Uh, almost 45 minutes.

You figure her contact
got a little hinky?

I don't know.

Chaney to Rolling Thunder.
Come in, guys.

Bubba to Blue Thunder.
We're here.

[ Ski Groans ]
Thirty-nine.
Nothin' happenin' so far.

- What in the world
\h\his that sound?
- [ Ski ] Forty.

- [ Chaney ]
\h\hIs Ski still at it?
- Forty-one.

\h\h\h\h\hWhat do ya think,
\h\h\h\h\hBubba?
Forty-two.

You think
he's gonna lose
the 10 pounds by Friday?

- [ Bubba ]
\h\hNot without surgery he's not.
- [ Laughs ]

With 80 bucks
ridin' on it,
you never know.

Uh-oh.
There she goes.

- [ Aggie ] Do you have the time
\h\hof day for this longitude?
- [ Beeps ]

[ Hums ]

[ Man ]
I have Greenwich mean time,
if that's sufficient.

- [ Beeping Continues ]
- [ Aggie ]
\h\hYou forgot your suitcase.

[ Man ]
Thanks for bringin' it.

I've got a good enough
shot of him to identigraph
right now,

if his picture's
in the F.B.I. computer.

[ Computer Beeps ]

[ Aggie ]
You know what
I'm talking about.

[ Chaney ]
How ya doin'?

[ Wonderlove ]
I'd love it if he'd stand there
one minute longer.

[ Aggie ]
Look, I brought the suitcase.
Don't I deserve some--

[ Wonderlove ]
I'm getting an I.D. now.

Benjamin Kelty.
Five foot 10.
170 pounds.

Arrest record: assault
with a deadly weapon,

armed robbery.

Federal warrants:
kidnapping, conspiracy,
fraud,

smuggling arms across
interstate highways.

Uh-oh.
Looks like we hit
the jackpot here.

\h\h\h\hHe's a federal fugitive
\h\h\h\hon an arms deal.
Mmm.

- Armed and dangerous.
- [ Chaney ]
\h\hWanted for a gun beef.

Sounds like we might be
getting closer to Longstreet.

\h\h\h\h[ Aggie ] Give it to me.
[ Chaney ]
Transaction's over.

[ Ski ]
Thirty-five, 36, 37, 38--

[ Chaney ]
Chaney to Rolling Thunder.
Chaney to Rolling Thunder.

41, 42, 43--

We've got the girl, Frank.
[ Chaney ]
Good. We'll stay on the cash.

Let's go.
Come on. Let's go, Ski!

[ Engine Starts ]

[ Dogs Barking In Distance ]

[ Rawls ]
Z-66 to Blue Thunder.
Come in, Chaney.

Go, Z-66.
This is Blue Thunder.

We're on the suspect.
I've got a positive I.D.
He's hot.

[ Chaney On Police Radio ]
Yeah, we know. Ben Kelty.
Transportation chief.

Supplies trucks and drivers
for moving contraband.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Engine Starts ]

Wanted for taking a hijacked
arms shipment into Mexico.

Very good, Chaney.
You can peel off now.

We'll take it from here.
Wa--
Wait a minute!

We're in on this.
Why should we take a hike now?

This is a very
heavy-duty bust.

We do not
wanna blow it now.

Thank you
for your help.

We aim to serve.

Frank, you're not doing
what I think you're doing,
are you?

[ Chaney ]
I don't like guys like that
telling me what to do.

Put us back
on whisper mode, JAFO.

[ Hushed Whirring ]

[ Wonderlove ]
This must be the place.

The feds are here in force.
I see four or five
unmarked cars.

[ Rawls On Police Radio ]
Z-66. Deploy to all sides
of this factory.

We'll cover the west entrance.
[ Man ]
Roger that.

If this guy Longstreet's
as slippery as they say,

this is all goin' down
too easy.

[ Rawls On Police Radio ]
Z-28, Z-30, take the north.

Don't like it.

I think the feds
are gonna try
some macho bust.

I tell ya.
Sometimes these guys...

are long on firepower
and short on brains.

Sounds like a girl
I used to date.
[ Laughs ]

[ Truck Engine Starts ]

Whoa! Them doggies
is movin' outta
the startin' gate.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Engine Revs ]
[ Tires Screech ]

- [ Engine Revs, Tires Screech ]
- [ Automating Weapon Firing ]

[ Tires Screech ]

[ Sirens Wailing ]

[ Chaney ] Hang on, JAFO.
They're gonna need help.
Even to make the busts.

[ Sirens Continue ]

[ Clutch Grinds ]

[ Tires Screech ]

[ Tires Screech ]

[ Tires Screech ]

[ Wonderlove On P.A. ]
Federal officers.

Stop your truck
and exit with your hands up.

Stop your truck or you won't
have a truck left to stop.

Look!
\h\h\h\hThat's it.
\h\h\h\hWe got 'em.

Get out!
\h\h\h\hBreak it up!

I thought I told you
to butt out, Chaney.

[ Man Shouts, Indistinct ]
If I had, you'd be up to your
radiator with this truck.

- Oh, yeah? Well, we got 'em.
\h\hThat's what counts.
- Yeah?

Where's the moneyman?
Kelty?

[ Man ] Keep moving.
Come on. You! Over there!
[ Siren Wailing ]

He's not here, Rawls.

Ken, we got two men down
back at the warehouse.

They took a hit
from a stun grenade.

The man they were on got away.
[ Chaney ]
Don't you get it?

You were suckered,
and you took the bait.

You got
a truckload of guns.

Kelty and the money are gone.
[ Woman On Police Radio,
\h\hIndistinct ]

So are our chances of tailing
him to his connection.

No wonder you never came close
to Longstreet.

That's your idea
of a game plan?
[ Exhales ]

That's the stupidest thing
I ever heard of.

You've had your chance,
and you blew it. You missed
Kelty. You missed Longstreet.

While we were out chasin' our
tails yesterday afternoon,

two truckloads of heavy arms
were hijacked off a dock
in San Pedro. You blew that too.

Look, Chaney.
You fly, we investigate.
Okay?

\h\h\h\hThat plan of yours sounds
\h\h\h\hlike the Keystone Kops.
[ Chuckles ]

Just like
your bust yesterday, huh?

Somehow I feel like
I'm wasting my time.

Look, Captain.
I've got a snitch
that owes me.

And I know he can get me
to Kelty. Then we can duke Ski
and Bubba into the operation.

You're on loan
to us, flyboy.
We call the shots!

Not exactly, Rawls.

Blue Thunder unit
reports directly to APEX.

APEX has assigned us
to handle this problem.

Thanks for your help,
but you're out.

Frank, proceed with your plan.

[ Helicopter Whirring ]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYes, sir.

[ Ski ]
That's it? That's
where Kelty's staying?

- [ Chaney ]
\h\hThat's what my snitch says.
- Let's see if he's right.

Yeah. All right, boys.
Wish me luck, huh?
\h\h\h\h[ Beeping ]

[ Phone Rings ]

Yeah.

[ Wonderlove,
\h\hImitating Casey Kasem ]
Good afternoon,

and welcome to "Name That Star"
contest, where you can win
fabulous prizes.

Can you name
one of these famous stars?

[ Imitating Alfred Hitchcock ]
Good evening,
a most unusual murder.

[ Imitating Boris Karloff ]
Some people say I'm a monster.

[ Imitating Bela Lugosi ]
I want to drink your blood.

[ Imitating Peter Lorre ]
Rick, Rick. Help me, Rick.

Don't let them hurt me, Rick.
[ Groaning ]

This isn't any contest.

- You're tryin' to get me
\h\hto buy somethin'.
- [ Click, Dial Tone ]

Yeah! Whoo!

Not bad, kid.
You do a pretty good John Wayne.

[ Chaney, Bubba Laugh ]

This is Kelty's voice
recorded in the park.

[ Kelty ]
I have Greenwich mean time,
if that's sufficient.

Here's the phone conversation.

This isn't any contest.

- [ Beeps ]
- [ British Accent ]
\h\hBy Jove, I think we've got it.

[ Dogs Barking In Distance ]

[ Chaney ]
Let's just have a listen.

[ Knocking ]

\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYeah?
Good morning,
contest winner.

We understand
that you provide
trucks and trailers...

for notorious
gunrunners like...

Harold P. Longstreet.

What we'd like to know is...

how does a person get into
such an exciting line
of work like that?

Why don't you guys clear out
before there's trouble?

That's why.

That...
and a warrant
for your arrest.

[ Groans ]

That wasn't very nice.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou have the right
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hto remain silent.

Rawls called us
Keystone Kops, huh?

[ Wonderlove Laughs ]
[ Ski ] Do you wish to give up
the right to speak...

to an attorney and have him
present during questioning?

Uh-huh.
\h\h\h\hLike we said,

we'd like a job
with Longstreet.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMaybe you can
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hhelp us get it.
Yeah.

[ Car Horns Honking ]

[ Aggie ]
It's beautiful up here.
[ Chaney ] Yeah, it is.

I feel like I'm miles away
from everything--

from problems and pain.

Well, your problems
are almost over, Aggie.

I know.

You've all been
so wonderful to me.

Looks like the charges
against me will be dropped.
\h\h\h\hYeah.

What will you do now?

Well, I've got
an aunt in Montana.

Oh, yeah?
That's wonderful.

A good place to breathe
some fresh air and kinda
think things through.

- I'd like that address.
- You know, my only regret
\h\hin all this is...

having to say
good-bye to you again.

But at least I have
the satisfaction
of knowing I helped you.

That you wrapped up
this whole mess.

Well--

Well, it is finished,
isn't it?

No, it isn't.
The arms bust we made
was just a sham.

The guy we're after's
still out there and he's
up to something big.

But the ball game
isn't over yet.

Well, if there's anything
I remember about Frank Chaney,

it's that once he sets
his sights on something,

he doesn't stop
until he gets it.

I just wish
it was still me.

What fascinates me is...

that it was not
the great deductive minds
of the federal government...

that saw through my decoy.

It was a helicopter pilot
who holds the rank
of ordinary policeman.

Frank Chaney
is anything but ordinary.

I don't like him
nipping at my ankles.

And just what do you plan
to do about it?

My dear, we have
a marvelous relationship,

largely based on your
willingness not to pry.

Please,

let's not upset
that fragile balance now.

In for a dime,
\hin for a dollar.

Or, rather,
a million dollars.

That's what
you'll take away from this.

Agatha, my darling,

do you realize how rare it is
to find a mate...

with which one can establish
a perfect equilibrium?

I supply you
with material goods,

and you supply me
with the...

instincts
of the desert spider.

I have absolutely no idea
what you're talking about.

That's why it's so perfect.

Did you have to get
a strawberry sundae?
Seven.

Forty-eight.

Strawberry's my favorite.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hForty-nine.
Nobody's gonna drop
10 pounds doin' sit-ups.

Fifty--
[ Groans ]
Fifty-one.

Even if I lose this bet,

it's worth 80 bucks
just seein' you work so hard.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFifty-three.

Fifty-four.

[ Car Horn Honks ]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Groans ]

You guys workin' here
or what?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHelp you, sir?

- Fill her up?
- Are these the guys?

They tell me you guys
are good with engines.

You can drive
and you're lookin' to make
some real money.

The answer to all
\hthe above, sir, is yes.

Okay. Pack enough gear
for a week. Somebody'll
pick you up inside an hour.

[ Rings ]

Hello?
Astro Command Center.

Yeah, hold on.
Frank, phone.

Chaney here.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hFrank, it's Aggie.

I'm scared, Frank.
They found me.

Aggie, who found you?

I don't know for sure.
It was a phone message.

He said I could make myself
some more money if I would
take a package...

to the end of highway 48
in the Lucerne Valley.

A truck convoy would pick it up.

- Where are you?
- At the bus station.

I'm leaving town, Frank.
\hI'm too scared.

I just wanted you to have
the information in case
it helped.

Aggie, please, don't leave.
We can protect you.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI've gotta go.

Frank, don't worry about me.
I'll be okay.

In fact, I'll be just fine.

[ Dialing ]
[ Computers Beeping ]

Ski, I just got information
about a truck pickup
in the Lucerne Valley.

You know anything yet?
Yeah. We're in and we're gonna
be picked up in about an hour.

Sounds like this is it--
the arms shipment.

Can you plant
a directional finder on a truck?

Negative. It's not functioning
and we just don't have time
to fix it now.

That's okay. I got the location.
We'll have a roadblock ready
and waiting.

Uh, this isn't the minors,
Frank.

These guys won't take time
to ask questions if something
goes wrong.

It won't. We'll be on you
like an eagle on a june bug.

Well, this is the end
of Highway 48.

We should've spotted
that convoy by now.

[ Wonderlove ]
I sure don't like the idea
of Bubba and Ski...

\h\h\h\h\hbeing caught in the middle
\h\h\h\h\hof that rattlesnake nest.
[ Chaney ] I know. Look.

4Y-2.

Blue Thunder to 4Y-2.
Blue Thunder to 4Y-2.
Come in, sheriff.

- 4Y-2. You see any sign
\h\hof 'em yet, Thunder?
- Negative. Not a sign.

We're, uh, ready and waitin'.
Just let us know
when you spot 'em.

Roger.

[ Wonderlove ]
Does that look
good to you, Frank?

That doesn't look good to me.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Chaney ]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHoly--

[ Wonderlove ]
What kind of planes are those?

[ Chaney ]
Kamikazes, it looks like.

What in the hell
do those guys
think they're doing?

Frank, check this out.
Engine heat registers,

but there's no pilot.

It's radio-controlled.
\hIt's a drone.

[ Wonderlove ]
If it hits us, we're dead.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hNo kiddin', Dick Tracy.

Now, say your prayers,
Mr. Chopper Pilot.

[ Beeping ]

[ Explosion ]

Let's see if we can spot the guy
who controlled the drone.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Beeping ]

Frank, we're too low on fuel.
We'll barely make it
to Kinfield for more as it is,

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hand it's
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthe closest airport.
[ Scoffs ]

Blue Thunder to 4Y-2. We've
been a little busy, Sheriff.
Any sign of that convoy?

[ Sheriff On Headset ]
Negative, Blue Thunder.
They never showed up.

I'm not surprised.
I think we've been had again.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Beeping Continues ]

This time at the fine hand
of a fair lady.

Right over there!
Pull 'em in there!

Line 'em up!

That's it.
Let's go! Let's go!

Right next to that one.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let's go.
Get 'em opened up!

[ Exhales ]
Oh, man,
I don't like this.

Where was the roadblock
Frank told us about?

[ Ski ]
Forget about the roadblock.
Where was Frank?

All right, there's
a tack room around back.
You can stow your gear.

Right, uh--
Say, uh, whose spread
is this anyway?

Hey, pal.
You're paid to drive trucks,
not ask questions.

[ Men Chattering ]

Ski,

what we gotta do
is find a way to fix
that transponder...

and hope somebody
picks up the signal.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHey, look at that.

[ Bubba ]
Is that who I think it is?

That's exactly
who you think it is.
And you know what?

We've all been had.

[ Phone Rings ]

[ Exhales ]

[ Whispering ]
Frank.

It doesn't help
to stay here and lose
a night's sleep.

I couldn't sleep now, sir.
Not--

Not with, uh, Bubba and Ski
out there not knowing
what's happened to them.

I know.
But--

Now look, the watch commander--
He'll call if we get
any communication.

I know, sir.
It'll be all right.

I'd be doin' the same thing.

Good night.
\h\h\h\h\hGood night, sir.

Uh, hold it, please.

[ Clanks ]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hShh!

[ Dogs Barking ]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hShh, yourself.

[ Barking Continues ]

Bingo--
tool supply.

I just hope they got
a soldering iron.

Let's check it out.

[ Rats Squeaking ]

All right.
\h\h\h\hCan you fix it now?

Yeah.
I hope so.

If I can't, we're never
gonna get outta here.

Looks like we found
the mother lode.

Why don't you go check out
the other trucks.

\h\h\h\hI'll plant this thing
\h\h\h\hand let's get outta here.
All right.

[ Clicks, Beeps ]

[ Cocks Gun ]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hEasy.

You're looking for weapons?

Well, you found one...

on the wrong end.

And where's your partner?
The short guy?

[ Gunshot ]
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hShort guy?

[ Gunshots ]

Truck's full of ammo. They put
a bullet in there, they'll
find pieces of us on the moon!

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLet's go!
[ Gunshots Continue ]

Stop shootin', damn it!
You're gonna blow us up!

If I were you, sport,
I'd stay right there.

How could we argue
with someone who has
good taste in his shoes?

Over there!
Behind the trucks!

We could be in trouble.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hCome on.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThis way.

Freeze!
Or you're both dead men.

Mr. Saver,

let's show
these gentlemen
our hospitality.

- Put them in the sauna.
- That's very nice
\h\hof you, sir.

Oh, I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

By tomorrow at noon,
it'll be 130 degrees
in there.

Move out, turkey!

Frank? Frank.

Hmm? Yeah.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hOne of our patrols
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hradioed in.

They got a signal on
the frequency you're looking
for, then lost it.

They get a fix?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYeah, here are
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hthe rough coordinates.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hHey! JAFO!
What?

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hLet's go! Let's go!
Is it Bubba and Ski?

Would you get your helmet first?
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYeah, helmet.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hGive me that. Thank you.

Is it them?
\hIs it Bubba and Ski?

I hope so, JAFO.
\hI hope so.

[ Wonderlove ]
Okay, Frank.
We're at the coordinates...

the patrol chopper gave us
when he heard the signal.

We're gettin' nothin'.

All right.

We'll fly a course
due east, then fly
crisscrosses.

Maybe we'll come
within range.

I must say, you look
enormously pleased
with yourself.

There is a great
satisfaction in outwitting
a clever opponent.

Your Mr. Chaney
is intuitively bright.
I've enjoyed sparring with him.

But the time has come
when we must stop playing
and get to work.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Sighs ]
These trucks are due in
Galveston in three days...

and in Kinahwe in a week.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd then
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hmy million dollars?
[ Laughs ]

Yes, my dear.
And then your
million dollars.

[ Bird Shrieks ]

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYou're gonna owe me
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h80 bucks, you know.
You're crazy.

The way I'm sweating,
I probably lost 20 pounds.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hThat wasn't the bet.
What wasn't?

Last week
you weighed yourself in
at 8:00 at night.

You bet that by 8:00 tonight
you'd be 10 pounds less.
\h\h\h\hSo?

So how you figure we're gonna
get back to the scales
by 8:00 tonight? You lose.

If I can get these ropes loose,
I just might make it back
by 8:00.

[ Chaney ]
No sign of civilization
anywhere.

Uh-oh.
We just hit radar.

[ Chaney ]
Somebody doesn't want
surprise visitors.

[ Wonderlove ]
I've got a fix on it. We can
follow it right to the origin.

Of course,
they can follow us too.

[ Chaney ]
Well, in that case, we'll just
go in low, under the radar.

I won't be long, sweetie.
Mr. Longstreet, we picked up
an aircraft on our radar.

How far away?
\h\h\h\hI don't know, sir.

It dropped below our coverage.
My guess is they picked up
our signal.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hBlast.
It's Frank Chaney.

I guess you haven't
outwitted him yet,
my dear.

He's still nipping
at your heels.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hI like that.

An intriguing adversary
makes me become
very creative.

Heads or tails?

[ Bubba ]
You call it.

Heads.

Tails.

You. Your moment
of glory has arrived.

[ Wonderlove ]
Frank, from the way
you're flying,

I definitely get the feeling
you're not gonna wait
for the sheriff's backup.

[ Chaney ]
JAFO, we have no idea what might
be going on with Bubba and Ski.

I'm not about to wait
for ground units.

- You gotta figure they're gonna
\h\hbe armed and waiting for us.
- Yep. You sure do.

In fact, there's
the welcoming committee now.

[ Wonderlove ]
Oh, it looks like another
one of their drones.

Didn't they learn their lesson
the last time?

- [ Chaney ]
\h\hHit it with the zoom lens.
- [ Typing ]

[ Beeps ]

Oh, my God!
It's Bubba!

The plane's loaded
with dynamite, Frank.

And it's gonna go right for us,
just like the last one.

Only this time,
we can't shoot it down.

[ Electronic Twittering ]

Here it comes!

Frank!

- Enable the sighting system.
- What for? You can't shoot
\h\hthe plane down.

No kiddin', Dick Tracy.
But we can try to shoot off
Bubba's handcuffs...

- with the auxiliary firepower.
- You wanna run that
\h\hby Bubba first?

I don't want to, but I will.
Get him on the veri-mike.

- [ Beeps ]
- [ Chaney On P.A. ]
\h\hBubba, can you read me?

Yo, Frank!
Get me outta here, man!

I will,
but I'll need your help.

What can I do? There aren't
any controls on this thing!

I know.
Just do as I tell you.

- Anything you say.
\h\hJust get me outta here!
- Okay, hold up your cuffs.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd I'll
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hshoot them off.
You crazy?

No way!

Bubba, it's your only chance.
Now hold up your cuffs.

We have to get you
out of that plane.

Trust me.

Whoo! You did it!
You cut the handcuffs!
You are a genius.

Was there ever any doubt?

[ Chaney On P.A. ]
Okay, now we can get you
out of there.

[ Helicopter Whirring ]

[ Man ]
Get the rocket launcher!
Bring down that chopper!

[ Whirring Continues ]

Uh-oh.
We got company.

It's a heat-seeker.
We got no place to hide.

[ Chaney ]
Send out a signal flare.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hWho are we signaling?

God.
Just do it!

Looks like we've been jilted.

I hope it's
a dynamic relationship.

[ Whirring Continues ]

Damn!

One more time.
[ Shouts ]

[ Chaney On P.A. ]
We're back, Bubba.

[ Electronic Twittering ]

Bubba, take out
the radio controls.

There should be
a bunch of wires
under the instrument panel.

- I think I got it.
- Good. Now comes
\h\hthe tough part.

You're getting tiresome,
Mr. Chaney.

[ Chaney On P.A. ]
We don't have
much time, Bubba,

before the plane
goes into a dive.

Bubba, listen to me.

I'm gonna stay
just above you.

I want you to climb out--
grab hold of the skid
of the chopper.

- Say what?
- Just grab hold of the skid.

We'll lift you out
and set you down.

Hey, man. I ain't no bird!
I can't do that!

You have no choice.

Now, please,
grab hold of it.

We're running out of time.

Come on!

[ Chaney ]
Come on, Bubba.
You can do it.

Grab hold.
Come on.

Come on, Bubba.

One more try.

Steady now.

There you go.

Oh--
\hOhhhh!

- [ Explosion ]
- [ Sirens Wailing ]

- [ Gunshots ]
- [ Tires Screeching ]

[ Gunshots Continue ]

[ Tires Squealing ]

There goes Longstreet.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hYeah.

[ Bubba ]
Let me at that guy!

That's how we do it
in the NFL, sport.

JAFO,

look who's here.

Somebody oughta stop her.
That's reckless driving.

[ Chaney On P.A. ]
Hold it right there!

I'm sorry, Aggie.

I liked it better
when we were friends.

Man!
[ Sniffs ]
I've been dreamin' of this!

[ Wonderlove,
\h\hWith Southern Accent ]
Well, come on, big guy. Dig in!

You deserve it.
'Cause you won your bet
the hard way. Whoo!

\h\h\h\hYeah, by two lousy ounces.
[ Helicopter Whirring ]

Well, come on, Ski man. Wallow
in all that them there tomato
sauces and cheeses. Mmm, mmm!

And while you're at it,
think about all the things
you can buy with, uh,

Bubba's 80 bucks.

Hey! A party
during working hours.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hMmm. Oh--

Sorry, sir, but we've
been off duty now for...
10 minutes.

Well, I guess that means
you folks forgot to reset
your watches last night.

We lost
daylight savings today.
[ Chuckles ]

How's the old
diet goin', Ski?

Well, you folks
can make this time up
next week, huh?

Thanks a lot.

Mm-hmm.

- Back on the scales.
- What?

- The scales!
- What are you talkin' about?
\h\hThe bet's over. Come on.

Not until 8:00 tonight,
it's not. Back on the scales.

[ Wonderlove Laughs ]
[ J.J. ]
Uh-oh.

\h\h\h\h[ Ski Clears Throat ]
I gotta see this.

Don't worry.
You can do it.

You can do it.

You can do it.

Excuse me.
\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h[ Laughs ]

Well, well, well.

Two ounces over, huh?

Oh, get serious, man.
I just got done eatin'
all that pizza.

I know.

And I hope it was worth
the 80 bucks.