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I apologize for...

I have sought therapy. Slater King.

Thank you for joining us.

Everybody is dying for you to answer.

Where have you been since you

stepped down and made your

CFO Vick Mahoney CEO of King Tech?

After everything that happened,

sometimes you really do have

to just stop and smell the flowers.

So, I sort of bought an island.

An island?

A farm to work, we grow our own food.

I wear the same thing every day.

I have chickens.

Chickens?

Yeah, I have chickens.

Seems like you really are a

changed man.

Yeah, I am.

So, last year you started the

King Tech Foundation.

What do you have to say to

the critics who call your

recent philanthropy performative?

Look, I'm just trying to do better.

I don't know how else to say

that I'm sorry.

Because I am sorry.

I really am. I'm sorry.

I've said those words so many

times that they've lost meaning.

Do you expect people to

forgive and forget?

I don't expect anything from anyone.

It's not the reality that we live in.

Hey, dude, you got my lighter?

Sorry.

Hey, do you have the money?

The super's gonna be yours.

Great.

About that?

Oh, what did you do?

It's a surprise.

It's for you. Oh, boy.

I love you.

Wait!

Do we have any- Thanks.

I need a fucking vacation.

One, two, get down!

I've been told to be a boss

I've been told to be a boss

I've been told to be a boss

I've been told to be a boss

Freedom, you're late.

Sorry, I missed the bus.

This is the King Tech Gala,

the most important event of the year.

Can we just have a quick

talk about your behavior last year?

It was a little chatty.

No. No, no, no. Can you talk to me?

Tell me like my name.

Anyway, I just want this time

around you to be a little

bit more invisible, okay?

Okay.

Okay, can you do that?

Yes, I can do that.

And don't forget to smile. I won't.

I missed my audition.

Waiting for the super who never

showed up.

So we still have black mold

and I guess we're just gonna die now.

What are you doing, Jess?

Can I get your lighter?

Yes, but I want it back.

I'm gonna have to write my

goddamn name on that thing.

This haircut is so stupid.

I look like a boy.

A very cute boy.

I heard you were sneaking out

last night at like 3 a.m.

Where'd you go?

What's wrong with you?

Don't be mad at me.

I'm not mad. I just can't

magically erase shit from my brain.

So, when you get back

together, don't expect me to

pretend like I don't want to stab him.

It's complicated. It's not.

Stop giving away your power.

You're not a human phone charge.

You just have some self-respect.

I'm sorry.

I love you.

I just don't understand why

you keep going back.

I guess I'm just scared of being alone.

You're not alone.

You have me.

Yes.

Don't forget to smile, ladies.

All right.

Okay, okay, okay.

Let's get serious, people.

We want to thank you all for

being here with us tonight

so that the King Foundation

can get on with the business

of doing good around the world.

Let's give a round of

applause to our host, Chris

Bowman's generosity.

Ladies and gentlemen, the

founder of King's House, Mrs.

Layla King.

Careful.

You're gonna sprain your neck.

I don't care if I break it.

Ready for your surprise? Oh, boy.

Bernard Mouh.

Uh...

This is crazy.

I know, right?

No, it's like crazy, crazy.

We just can't really afford to...

Just don't do that.

No. What time is it? Our time.

No more money.

What'd she say?

Success, so that's revenge. I'm sorry.

East, west, east, west, east,

west, east, west, east, west,

east, west.

Hello?

East, west, east, west, east, west.

This is Jennifer. Fuck, dude.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Ladies, this is a prerogative.

You stop that wait. Stop what?

Stop! Stop it!

Stop!

Stop!

Stop that wait!

Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Hey!

Where's that alarm go off this time?

Freedom!

Freedom!

Freedom!

Are you alright? Here, man.

I saw it in the movie once.

No, I just wanted to do it.

Now you're even.

Slater! Rich!

Hey, hey, hey, the speech

turned out great.

You really think so?

Ma'am? Ma'am?

Yes?

Your hand. Thank you.

You're welcome.

I'm sorry to interrupt.

No, no, you're not.

I actually haven't asked your name.

Frieda.

Frieda.

Frieda?

Yeah.

Frieda, this is Dr.

Wittstein. um he's actually

my therapist

oh you need one i'm just kidding

very nice to meet you prince

faiz 11 danger

well i maybe not answer that

one man well i'll let you

get back to it

it's really nice to meet you all right

hi hi

Okay, here we go! Jess, Rita,

this is my childhood buddy, Cody.

Hey, cheers ladies!

Cheers!

Vic, my left and right hand man.

What's up man? Heather, Camilla.

Let's stay at my security.

Tom.

Hi, how's it going? Where's Lucas at?

Our resident wonder boy.

He was brought up here in the

real world one day.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

See you later.

What's up, man?

I don't know, man.

This is crazy.

This is freedom, Sarah. Sarah, free.

Hi. Oh, hi.

Thank you.

Do you know what I've come up with?

What?

I got you, babe.

Please, I'm coming, babe.

Now, you got all that?

It's a bit of a whirlwind. Oh, yeah.

No, I have an excellent memory.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

You look good, John Finnelli.

Sorry, sorry to interrupt.

Frieda, this is Stacey. Thanks, Frieda.

Hi.

Hi. Nice to see you. So, Ms.

Particleboard, I know, vibrant mission.

Got it. Thank you, Stacey.

Where are you off to?

We're going to the island for

a few days.

Oh, the island.

I forgot you're on your own island.

It's casual. So capital.

Yeah.

It's nice to meet you.

Slater, come on. It's very, very cute.

We gotta go.

Here we go. Let's go!

This is you.

Did you see that?

He was like, oh, it's me.

Another chapter for the

memoir, my dear. Yeah, totally.

Did you guys remember?

Of course we did.

What are you talking about?

After all that?

Hey.

I don't want to sound...

Do you guys want to come?

Yes, I want you to... Thank you.

This place sucks.

Wow.

It's good to be back. Phones, please!

Thank you.

Wait, for real?

You don't have to do

anything, and then you don't

want to do it. Thanks, Dave.

Thanks, Dave. Thank you.

Isn't it beautiful, babe?

Please don't call me. Oh, yeah.

Oh, here we go, here we go.

Say!

Everybody say! Making memories!

Making memories!

Woo!

I hope you're okay.

This is my favorite one.

I think I'll survive.

Good.

So look, I know that you

didn't have a lot of time to

grab stuff, you know, before you

came here, but there's stuff in there.

But if you do need other

stuff, just, you know, I

mean, you know, we're gonna be

by the pool. So get settled. Um, yeah.

Okay. Um, yeah, just, um, we're

gonna be out.

600 year old door. All right.

Um, are you okay? I'm okay.

Okay. Oh hey!

Thank you for coming.

That's some dairy.

Ew.

I'll like next time, bitch.

Oh, I'm sorry, you scared me.

I'm sorry.

What?

Wait, you forgot your- Okay?

Oh hi.

So do you think it's weird

that there's like clothes for us?

I don't think it's weird.

I think it's just like rich,

excuse me, do you know where

it's supposed to go?

So do you think the human

sacrifice is before or after dinner?

That is a fat blonde queen.

That's why they call me the

fat blonde queen.

Does anyone have a lighter?

Don't get me wrong, I love

working at King Tech.

I'm learning a lot.

But eventually, I want to be the

Slater King of Crypto.

Because the world is changing.

There's not going to be much of it.

What are we looking at?

Two eyes, two little buttons,

two arms, any bread man.

Perfect.

Big fat!

Hey come on baby!

I knew it!

You were on Hot Survivor, babe!

Eight seasons!

Yo you met Google for all

the fucks on that show!

Well they edited a lot of shit out.

And I did what I had to do

to survive, that's how you win.

You okay?

Are you okay?

I'm good at asthma, that's

the theory, I feel it grows

here, we got a beautiful little herb

garden over here, got our

chickens, you know, it's not

what I thought it was gonna be,

What do you mean?

The legendary parties of

Slater King with drugs and debauchery.

We still do drugs.

We just do them with intention.

And we still have fun.

It's just a little different now.

Therapy changed my life. Thanks guys!

Yeah, we have a massive

problem with the Lash Viper.

I feel bad killing him.

You in therapy? Oh, no.

No. I think therapy is kind

of self-indulgent bullshit.

You sound exactly like my sister.

Why should I pay to tell

someone about the time my mom

tried to kill her son in

front of me? I'm sorry.

It's fine. I survived. I'm still here.

Yeah.

But I agree with you. On the

little talk therapy thing,

it's not really what I'm into.

It's more of like a trauma

therapist, you know,

specializes in your press memory.

What shape do you remember?

Pretty much anything before 10.

So I imagine it was probably

pretty bad.

Why would you want to remember?

I can't forget.

Maybe you're right.

Maybe forgetting is a gift.

Don't even bother. You got it.

Let me help you. No, no, no. I got it.

She's physically incapable of

accepting help.

Relax. You're on vacation.

Oh, Slater, I had them put

the chair in the new spot,

so let me know if it seems

less weird there.

Okay.

I think it looks nice.

Also, the vape liquid, put it

in your desk. All right.

One more.

Yeah.

The new generator is not

working, so I had all the

candles laid out in the dining room.

Okay.

Okay.

Appreciate you.

I love you.

I love you too.

Oh my god. I haven't seen you in years.

It's been decades. You come here often?

Oh all the time.

Oh of course. It's where I reside now.

Where am I holding? East, West, East.

Friends, tonight we have

zucchini blossoms fresh from

the organic garden right here

at Chez King.

We have a yucca mofongo

croquetas, which is deep-fried,

which is a little bit naughty.

And of course, we have this

beautifully dry-aged steak.

Blessings and joy.

Can everybody raise your

glasses for Camilla here?

No, don't do that.

Yep, she just finalized the

sale of her app as of yesterday.

Welcome to King Tech, girls.

Oh my god!

Thank you so much.

How does it work?

It's an astrology thing.

It's called the cycle. It's awesome.

you put in your birth time

and location.

And it tells you that the

reason that your sitcom got canceled

and your wife is sucking the

neighbor's dick

while you're eating eggs to

slow down so that somebody

will fuck you

is because the planet Saturn

is trying to teach you

how to process your emotions

in a healthier way.

I'm glad you're finding it helpful.

It's awesome.

Buddy.

I just love cooking for my friends.

Just hits different looks beautiful.

Cody dig into the state guys

I have some salt.

Really? I need it.

You want one?

No, I don't need that.

Sorry, this place is insane. Fuck you.

I'm finally here.

Glad you have a good soup.

I gotta like a little. Uh oh.

Kool-Aid on the cold room.

Oh!

Don't worry about it. It's fine.

You're good.

So, Sarah, are you going to

be on All-Stars?

I was going to be, you know,

but after 22 years they just

decided a show about girls

and bikinis having fun in the

jungle is explosive.

I don't smell that, babe.

Wow.

Yeah, so two years of

training for nothing.

I'm sure it'll come in handy.

Oh, it's gonna open up beautifully.

So, uh, freedom, when you're

not staying in your clothes,

what else do you do?

Um, well, I-I-I'm just-I'm

just trying to figure it out.

Figuring it out, huh?

Yeah.

Let me know how that goes.

Yeah, I guess I just, you

know, don't know what the

fuck I'm doing.

You know, Vic here has a

Harvard degree and not knowing

what the fuck he's doing.

Ask him how he lost his pinky.

Ah, yeah.

Oh, what's the big deal?

I'm just asking questions.

I like our new friend, Friede, here.

I think she's cool and interesting.

I just want to get to know her better.

That's all.

Hey, hey, hey, sip it, dude. Sip it.

The wine's older than you. Yeah, sorry.

All friends, time for the real dessert.

These beautiful psilocybin and

MDMA dropies will introduce

you to your ancestors.

Blessings, children of the force!

Who's first?

How many do I have?

I don't know. It's out of

your intention.

I like you so much, but I

fucking love this pineapple.

You're so beautiful. Okay, sweet.

Okay, okay. Oh, weird.

What?

Nothing.

Bluefin belly cut, best in the world.

Oh, Cody, this is sick.

Very special knife. Slater got

it for me in Okinawa.

And it's very sharp. I just

don't want you to cut

yourself, right, dude?

The original Vittorio. Thank you.

There's something weird going on here.

By weird, you mean that you're losing.

Yeah, shit's getting pretty

fucking weird.

What happened to you, Inky?

What's the first rule of Fight Club?

What? Never mind.

Here we go.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

Six.

Nine.

We're having a great time.

Heather, do you have my letter?

What is that?

I like strawberry.

That's one of the things. Thank you.

How'd you get that scar?

I don't know.

I like your names.

Thanks.

I do them myself. Do you?

Mm-hmm.

I don't know what we're getting.

Blue cat.

Yeah.

Anne-nail walls.

Hm?

It's uh, Anne-nail walls.

It's animal nails.

It's kind of my thing.

It's um, it's a play on.

Oh!

Oh!

You get it?

Fuck!

Yeah! Anne-nail walls!

Anne-nail!

Anne-nail!

I hear you real bad.

I gotta go to bed.

Why?

I got a therapy in me. Oh, boo.

Oh, boo, you.

Wait, you forgot your- You.

Hello?

Hello?

Freedom.

Hi.

Hey.

I, uh,

I thought you might want this.

Thank you. That's sweet.

So...

This way? Oh, man!

Oh, look who it is!

Rita. This is Rich.

Rich.

Very nice to meet you.

I don't remember you.

From the gala?

Like twice if I'm in danger?

That's right.

That's right.

Amazing!

Yeah, it's amazing.

Stace, it still feels weird here.

Okay.

I think we should try it

someplace else.

Why don't we just light it on fire?

That might make it a little less weird.

Don't do that.

Don't. Don't do that. You know it

bums me out. All right?

Yeah.

Looks so good.

All right, young man.

I'm heading back to the mountain top.

Always enjoy your chats. Yes, sir.

Thank you.

Oh, and uh, thanks for the gift.

I'll walk you out.

I hope you have a knife.

Where's my knife? Where's my knife?

What? My knife!

I can't find my special knife!

Chill, you just gotta ask

somebody, man.

Okay.

Has anyone seen Cody's special knife?

I just don't know where or when.

You want this?

No thanks, Heather. That week

makes me paranoid.

Nobody has your stupid knife.

It's nothing wrong with what

was about to happen.

What?

Halloween sweet times.

That's when the bad stuff happened.

Why don't you think that?

Right?

What thing is it?

are you leaving?

whenever you want. that's not

an answer.

are you having a good time?

yes. good.

boop.

okay who has got it?

who has got it this time?

huh? not it.

boop. I don't need a little protection!

Oh my god!

Do I have to write my name on this?

Pop rocks in a tangerine mojito sorbet.

Shut up! Shut up!

You got it!

I got it!

It's venomous, but you're not

gonna die.

Oh my god!

No, no, no. You're dead.

You're okay. You're fine.

Are you going to like a

hospital or something?

You'll be fine.

It's not dead though.

Science.

There are no hospitals.

You want some water?

How's your hand?

I feel weird.

I don't want my phone.

Okay.

I want to go home.

Okay, let's not go crazy.

just everybody's like smiling

and laughing like 1960s

fucking flight attendants like

i'm scared

i think he just needs some

sleep don't no no don't don't

don't do that don't do that

can't you feel it there's

something wrong with this

place what's wrong What's wrong?

I seriously want to know.

Is it the Amazing Food?

Or the Tsunami of Champagne?

Or is it the 1020th red

count fucking sheets? What is it?

Do not listen to me.

Please.

Please. First time in my life I'm here.

And I'm not invisible. So please.

Please. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Okay, I'm gonna go lay down.

Hello?

Oh!

Oh!

Hi.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I was just, um, I was

looking for Slater.

Hey.

What's your name?

I'm Greta Rabbit.

Greta Rabbit, right.

Oh.

Oh, don't worry.

I want to help.

I'm gonna knock.

Sure.

What are you doing over here?

I uh, got lost.

You want to go that way up

the chickens got out again

fucking nightmare

I'm gonna marry you little fucking

Alright, who did this?

Seriously.

Wasn't I cut bangs? What's up?

You had a dick or anything?

Yep.

Greetings, excellent people.

Good morning, young blood. You alright?

Hi, please.

Oh, dude, your eye.

Oh, no, I know, right?

Oh, my fuck, yeah, there's

two of them up there.

She got Slay's mom's recipe,

the speck pack of eggs black.

Aren't you thinking?

Amazing.

All right, kids, sales up.

Who's ready to catch some

beautiful grouper?

Do it!

Is it cool if I bring the muffins?

Bring the muffins!

Bring the muffins!

I don't think you're about

less loud today.

I don't think I can be on a

boat right now,

to be honest.

Come on, you're fine, big old

bucket of worms.

Oh.

Maybe we'll just have a girl time.

You guys are a few in the world.

You okay, love you? Of course.

You sure?

Do you want a dip on your face?

No. Bye babe.

Bye babe.

Oh, I needed this. Me too.

You want this?

Oh, fuck no.

That shit, this one girl is

way too fucking strong. I know.

Hey honey, is that nice?

Yes.

Thank you. Where's Jess?

What do you mean?

What do you mean? What do I mean?

Jess!

Who is Jess? You okay?

Is she okay?

You don't look so good. What's wrong?

Yeah, what's wrong?

Are you fucking serious? Where's Jess?

Huh? What? My friend!

I was in the room next to mine!

The storage room? Hey, relax!

You're on vacation!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god, oh my god.

Jess was here, Jess was here.

And she said, she said there

was something

wrong with this place.

I hear you, and I don't want

to sound like a bitch.

It's just like, I feel like

I would know

if there was this whole other

person here, you know?

I know it doesn't make any sense.

It doesn't make any sense,

I feel like, I feel like

we're forgetting like a lot of stuff.

How do we feel about putting

down the knife?

Yeah?

No, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's okay.

I'm sorry.

What day is it?

Huh?

Do you know what day it is?

No.

But, like, I never know what day it is.

Right?

I'm having a great time here.

But I also have this...

feeling that I'm, like...

nah.

Does that make sense?

Yes.

But I have turned on my

nails and I don't know how

we got there. I'm sorry.

What is this?

What is that?

They were like,

Oh, Sarah, you were climbing

up a tree and you were so

wasted, you fell. Oh, mm.

I didn't last eight

seasons in a house of

Ibrababes because I fell.

So you don't think I'm crazy?

What's crazy is that we got

onto a plane with a bunch of

dudes we don't know.

I thought you all knew each other.

No. Cody just chatted me up at a

coffee shop, talking about how

he knew Slater King.

But, but, it had on your

mouth, you know everybody, right?

I don't know.

Oh my god. What the fuck

were we thinking?

Fuck! I knew it. I knew it.

I knew it. I knew it was

too good to be true.

Of course we're fucking with our

heads because that's what they do.

They distract us with these

cute little outfits and they shower

us with raspberries and champagne.

But you know what?

We know what's really going on.

They're trying to control us.

They're trying to make us look crazy.

And it's working.

So they're making us forget.

Yeah.

Okay, but like...

How?

Forgetting is a gift.

Huh?

Slater said forgetting is a gift.

Oh, I don't get it.

We need to call the cops.

Yes.

We need to call the FBI.

Yes.

We need to call the cops and the FBI.

Okay, but wait.

What?

Wait, wait.

Say we call the cops in the FBI, right?

We're like, hi, hello, please

send help.

Slater King and his buddies

are doing horrible things to us.

You're going to be like, what

did they do?

We're going to be like, um,

we don't know.

Because they've been secretly

erasing memories with perfume, I guess.

And the guys will be like, what?

We would never do that with

the white guys we'd probably

play golf with.

And Heather and Camille will be like,

nothing but good times and

fat fucking blunts over here, officer.

And I'll be like, come on,

guys, believe women.

Here's my friends lighter.

And I'll be like, sure thing,

of course.

You crazy fucking bitch.

Okay, okay, okay.

Look at me.

Okay, let's go to the same page.

Okay.

Your friend, you remember her?

Yes.

But I don't remember her.

No.

What's up with that?

She got bit by a snake.

Okay.

And I'm right there.

What's in there?

I'm pretty sure it's snake venom.

You think snake venom's gonna

make us remember?

Yeah.

All good.

Yeah. Oh god!

It's really bad. Oh, that's venom?

Yeah, dude. Why didn't you warn me?

I did. That is disgusting.

How are you gonna get Heather

Primmel to drink that? Oh man.

Tequila?

What's in these?

Snakebite?

Slamming girlfriends.

I used to slam it.

Fuck! No!

Damn!

Fucking creep!

Taggy.

Oh, and Stan.

Radio.

Oh, by the way, on the thingy.

That the boys are going to

be back soon from fishing.

Which means that I am...

Okay.

Bye, ladies.

I'm going for the phones.

Keep a lookout.

Okay.

What do I do when the boys come back?

I don't know. Fucking hell. Fat blunts.

As loud as you can.

Okay, don't forget to smile.

Fat blunts.

Right, chef?

Yeah.

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

Fat bitches for life, bitches for life.

Wait, mom.

Wait and drop it.

Oh my god! Oh god!

Wait, Sarah!

Dude, what happened to your nose, man?

Hey girls, maybe we should

quit on the shots.

Huh? It's just me. I think

they're really strong.

I'm like really hard.

Just give it to me.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, mommy.

Just worry about yourself.

Oh

When I was like for my

sister she pushed me I'm

accidentally she's not so

super and my two front teeth just shot

right back up into their, uh,

the tooth holes.

It was disgusting, but they

were baby teeth, so they grew back.

Sorry, has there enough? Ha ha!

Oh ho ho ho ho! Where's Frieda?

Uh, she's just freshening up.

Alright, I don't see how I'm gonna...

Wait!

We're just gonna...

Smell that blood. That blood!

Yep, we're going to smoke a

big fat blast!

Okay.

Let's fucking go. That way.

We've got ourselves a

stinking situation.

Fuck.

I'm just really excited about

this FAT BLOCK! Me too!