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Free Da Heat.
I'm actually an artist.
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Oh, my God, I'm an artist, too.
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I can see that in you.
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She needs 24-hour, round-the-clock
care from a professional.
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You pee in the shower, don't you?
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I do pee in the shower.
I'm peeing right now.
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You, Jane and Levi are like
this impenetrable trio
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and it always leaves me
in this really weird place.
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Sam was my brother.
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The one who...
Yeah. Aneurysm just...
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Pwwwwh!
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Chicken, sure! Put the fucking
skewer down! Put the skewer down.
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All right, all right, all right!
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You can afford to let go of me
a little bit.
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I will be fine, I won't die.
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I called you and, what,
your wife answers the phone?
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Well...
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Tonight, OK? I promise you'll get
to at least third base, lights on.
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I don't understand the base system,
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but that is VERY exciting!
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It terrifies me that you don't
know that there are three holes.
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QUIETLY: I know there
are three holes.
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Then why are you waving
that thing around
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like a fucking virgin on prom night?
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Because I don't want to hurt her,
obviously. OK, just...
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There you go. Ah! Ooh!
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WATER TRICKLING
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Have you been drinking?
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I had a night-cap.
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It's 7am. All right, Big Ben!
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TAPPING
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't shake it
like it's a tiny plastic dick!
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HE EXHALES
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Skol!
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Leevo. Big Leevs.
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Leave it out... Hi, Daniel.
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How you doing, mate?
Oh, yeah, I am smashing it.
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Right. Not like...
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Oh! Hi. Imo, have you met Levi?
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Hi. He's my oldest friend.
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Family friend.
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It's a nice spot, isn't it?
Tonnes of heavy machinery.
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Do you guys live nearby?
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Oh! God, no.
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No. No, no, no.
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So, we saw this place on Time Out
and we just kind of fancied
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a little bit of edge
for our engagement party.
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Sure. Yeah, I mean, they only have
Prosecco,
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which is...fun.
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Oh, God. Mm. Have you guys
got security
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just in case any of the locals
try and get in?
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So, cooking, huh?
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Always knew you'd do something
different.
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What's on the menu, Chef?
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A risotto. Ooh! Ooh!
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In Milano, they say
it should flow like lava.
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Famously hard to get right.
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Ah-ah, you know, it's hardly
investment banking.
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Asset management. Same thing.
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Ooh! It's not.
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I know! I know!
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Argh! It's not.
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Hey, listen, erm,
don't be shy about invoicing, OK?
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Dad told me about your rough patch.
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Mm. Anything we can do to help.
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Thank you...mate.
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Please, don't be embarrassed.
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I know lots of people
with mental health.
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Right. OK. Er, catch you in a bit.
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MUTTERS: Fuck off.
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Charger? Check.
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Catheters? Yep.
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Frittata.
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Oh, it's in the hamper.
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No shit stuff?
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Nope. Don't need it. OK.
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Did you find my red lingerie set?
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Er...no.
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Ah, Jo!
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Deep-clean it and give it back.
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Abe got me that as a gift.
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So, a night away, just you and Abe.
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You sure you're feeling
OK about it? Yeah.
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Like, I'm really looking forward
to some one-on-one time,
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even if that means he gets really
acquainted with my urethra. Fair.
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Plus, I think it's a good thing that
he's not here for Levi's first gig.
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Time for Daddy to cut
the umbilical cord.
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What about you? Just happy to help?
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What with the truck?
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Abe asked me to.
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Since when did you ever
listen to Abe?
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I also find the idea of spending
time alone with Levi terrifying.
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He's not THAT bad!
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What? I thought you'd be pissed
if I said no.
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Plus, I'm trying to make
more of an active effort with Abe.
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Oh...my...God.
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What?
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You're fucking Levi.
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SHE LAUGHS
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Just kidding! Ha-ha.
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Your face!
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I mean, that would be so gross.
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Can you imagine?
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I mean, that would be like the
worst thing that you could ever do.
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Don't you have some disgusting
fuck-a-thon to be getting to?
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Listen to you,
you sound just like a real chef!
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Now, look, today,
this a warm-up, OK?
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You get today right, you could have
months of bookings lined up!
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Stop pacing,
I can literally hear you pacing.
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Abe! It's time to go!
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OK.
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Don't get hot-headed. All right?
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Look, definitely
don't call anyone a cunt.
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This gig was my idea!
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I'm excited!
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You know, I've never been away alone
with a partner before.
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Really?
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Yeah, I just never wanted
someone I was with
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to feel like they needed to help me
pee or do my care and, besides,
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I want to ensure that you fancy me
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for the rest of your life.
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FAINT MURMURING
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You never have to worry about that.
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But I'm honoured, that means a lot.
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It's definitely her.
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Gawkers to the right.
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You want me to say something?
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No. It's just classic.
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Like, they've never seen a
wheelchair-user in the wild before.
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It's just ignorant ableist bullshit.
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FAINT LAUGHTER
MUTTERING CONTINUES
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Oh, oh!
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Hey, guys. What's that about?
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I mean, why are you
staring at a wheelchair user?
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Not very cool.
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We didn't do that.
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It's his fucking daughter's eating
shit in a hot sauce ad.
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Ah! So, ah, you're the new girl.
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Well, I should warn you,
the boss is very handsy
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and there's no HR, so...
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OK, I'm literally just stopping by,
your dad asked me to check in, so...
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You good? What, you don't want to be
sous-chef?
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Can I just see that you're good
and just go? Yeah, I mean, now...
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OK, cos this is a bad idea.
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OK? It was selfish and shitty
and I am a good friend, OK?
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And good friends don't sleep
with their friend's new stepsons.
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I going to get that on a T-shirt.
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Right. Off you fuck, then.
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HE SNIFFS
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Wait, you're cooking risotto?
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Yes. I'm cooking a RISOTTO.
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Are you high?
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It's impossible to batch-cook.
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OK. Thanks.
I mean, are we done here?
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Because I've actually got this
completely under control.
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Are you sure? Cos you don't seem
like you're... Yeah.
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I actually have. OK, fine. Bye!
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Oh, shit! Shit! Shit, shit, shit...
Fuck! Oh, my God!
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Sorry. Sorry.
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That's OK. Fine. I will help you
cos you need it,
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but we are just colleagues OK?
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These bozos won't know
it's been on the floor.
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No sign of ramp guy.
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What does ramp guy
actually look like?
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Like a guy, but with a ramp.
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Makes sense. Yeah.
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Hey, surprise. Hmm?
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I got us a little pregame
in the bag.
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This guy? Yeah! Pop her open.
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Now? Why not? OK.
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We have... We have time?
I mean, is it...
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Is it safe?
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Are we going to be, er,
dealing with it in ten, 15 minutes?
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I mean, maybe, but I want a drink.
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OK. Boom! Well, then,
a drink you shall have.
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Glasses are in the hamper.
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Glasses are in the... Ah.
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Abe! I'm sorry. Sorry.
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A lot on my mind this morning.
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Seriously?! I'm sorry!
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I didn't forget it on purpose,
obviously.
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Why don't I get you
something from the kiosk?
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Only cos you're cute.
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Do you think THEY think
it's a good party?
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JO AS IMO: I know you said this
place is industrial chic, Daniel,
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but we look like we're in
a bloody sweat-shop!
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LEVI AS DANIEL: No, no, no, no.
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The man on the phone assured me
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this had never been used
as an actual factory
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and I'm kindly choosing
to believe him, despite his accent.
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Et voila.
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Aww!
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They only had, er, prawn cocktail,
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so that's all you're... Aww!
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I love it. I will find ramp guy,
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if it's the last thing I do.
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Please don't let it be
the last thing you do. Wish me luck.
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Good luck, sir.
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LEVI AS DANIEL:
Darling, I would never, ever
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let you step foot inside
a place of labour.
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JO AS IMO: Oh, my God, Daniel,
I love you so much!
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I can't wait to get married to you.
Oh, same.
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I can finally get my dick wet.
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What does that mean?
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THEY LAUGH
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You'll find out.
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Oh, my God!
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JO GIGGLES
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Clink! Yay!
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Oh.
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Can't believe you went to school
with these assholes.
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Yeah, and it's a miracle
that I'm so well adjusted, actually.
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Well... Yeah.
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What does this place even look like?
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I don't know, a cottage.
Found it on Unseen Hideaways.
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No images, but 50% off. Oh, OK.
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Hey, I had that dream again.
Naked 5K? Yep.
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Right there, enjoying my run,
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suddenly everyone's
looking at me weird.
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Cos your bits
are swinging in the wind.
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Yeah. No, that's the point,
nothing's swinging.
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Cos it's cold in my dream. Oh!
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SHE LAUGHS
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No, don't laugh.
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I had it twice last week.
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You're just stressed, it's why
we need a holiday. Yeah, well...
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What if this place is like some
inaccessible shithole, though. Or...
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Jesus Christ.
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It could also look like that.
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PAN SIZZLES
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Mm! Hard.
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Just trust the process, OK?
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A few people are getting hungry.
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Is that chicken even cooked through?
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You sound un-confident.
Er, cautious.
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Boring.
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Realistic.
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Horny?
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Hi. You're not serving, are you?
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I've had so many olives, I think
the bar's put me on the watch list.
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Ah, I'm afraid not.
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And if I'm honest,
I wouldn't get my hopes up.
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Jo, can you not tell customers to...
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Oh, my....
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Levi. Erm, I'll just...
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Hi... Mae. Oh, my God!
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How are you? Sorry. Yeah, good.
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Just really sweating, sorry.
That's OK.
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I, erm... You're...
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Yeah. Huge. Yeah.
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Mainly bar snacks.
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I mean, and a baby?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.
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Wow. Erm, congratulations.
254
00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:33,120
Thank you. I'm due next month.
It's mad.
255
00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,720
Fuck! Yeah.
256
00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:38,080
You guys go to school together?
257
00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:39,680
Um... Yeah.
258
00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,920
We, we knew each other way back.
259
00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,600
Can you tie me up?
My...my hands are wet?
260
00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,320
Yeah, sure.
261
00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:51,680
Anyway, it was good to see you,
Levi. Just...
262
00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:53,760
Poke me when food's ready.
Yeah, sure.
263
00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,600
THEY CHUCKLE
264
00:10:57,600 --> 00:11:01,360
Tell me again how you found
this place. I have no idea.
265
00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,760
Most places for disabled people
are all like,
266
00:11:03,760 --> 00:11:06,160
"My grandma who was an invalid
died, want to come stay?"
267
00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:09,160
But this is unreal!
268
00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:12,880
Ooh! Oh, God, I'm going to check out
the bedrooms. Yeah.
269
00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,000
Check out this bad boy.
270
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:18,000
Oh, my God, the shower is huge!
271
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,960
Ooh, we're definitely
having sex in there.
272
00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:21,600
Where are you?
273
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,320
I'm just setting up the Wi-Fi.
274
00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,040
Do you have to do that immediately?
275
00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:27,120
Yeah. I just want to check in
on Levi.
276
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,800
Not a problem, is it?
277
00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:32,080
Well, I mean, I just organised this
so we could be alone.
278
00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,280
No Jo. No Levi.
279
00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:37,240
I know, I know.
I know. I want that, too.
280
00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:40,960
I just...can't switch off the fact
I have a son.
281
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:45,080
Well, obviously,
I'm not asking for that. I just...
282
00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:49,240
It's the first time we've been
away alone...ever.
283
00:11:49,240 --> 00:11:50,880
Sorry.
284
00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:58,160
He's cooked risotto 1,000 times.
285
00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,200
It'll be fine.
Yeah, you might be right.
286
00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:02,880
Hey. OK, I am right. OK.
287
00:12:02,880 --> 00:12:05,560
Shall I make us a pre-sex
cheeseboard? Fuck, yeah.
288
00:12:15,040 --> 00:12:16,880
Fuck.
289
00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,600
Is it flowing like lava?
290
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,200
Shut up!
291
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:21,440
There you go.
292
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:24,400
Dude, they're ordering in,
can't you just serve it as is?
293
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:27,840
Can't you just...skim off the,
like, burnt bits and the raw bits?
294
00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:30,120
Yeah, I can bring this back.
I...I can.
295
00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,400
Levo?
296
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,400
Yes! Hey! Hi!
297
00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,120
Getting a bit peckish, mate.
298
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,040
Any ETA on the riz?
299
00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,080
Let's just call it,
like, five minutes, OK?
300
00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,760
You did say that half an hour ago.
301
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,560
Yes, well, why don't you go
and talk to an oil baron
302
00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:45,440
and it'll be ready when it's ready,
all right?! Yes, Chef!
303
00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:51,640
Levo,
304
00:12:51,640 --> 00:12:54,720
would you be super offended
if I went off and joined them
305
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:55,760
for a slice of pizza?
306
00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:00,680
What? Dude, can you stop staring
at your ex-girlfriend for, like,
307
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,560
five seconds and focus?!
308
00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:05,960
Just... What is wrong with you?!
Fuck this!
309
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:11,800
Is it bad I judge people
who are allergic to cheese?
310
00:13:11,800 --> 00:13:14,480
I mean, I know it's not
technically their fault...
311
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,160
No, no, I think it is.
312
00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,400
This is so nice.
313
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,200
Yeah. I did have a little
bit of a wobble...
314
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:21,720
Well, a, erm...
315
00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:24,800
When Jo was showing me
your care before,
316
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,280
I did, just for a minute,
kind of hope
317
00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:28,760
that you might want to stay home.
318
00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:31,480
Just with Levi
and the old intrusive thoughts.
319
00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:34,080
Thinking about how
I might accidentally kill you.
320
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:37,400
But... But now we're here - love it.
321
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,600
Love it!
322
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,040
I can see why we needed it, too,
you know.
323
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,160
Just the two of us.
324
00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:44,920
But the... The easier part
was about my care?
325
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,160
No, I...I... You know what I mean.
326
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,920
Not really. I think
you're focusing on the wrong part.
327
00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,400
I think I'm focusing on the part
328
00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,440
where this felt like
an inconvenience.
329
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:54,680
That's ridiculous.
330
00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:56,560
What, you think I want you
to do my care?
331
00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:59,400
When we were at the train station
and you said
332
00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:03,000
we'd be dealing with that champagne
later, so don't drink it,
333
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,720
that that didn't suck?
334
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,280
Dealing with it is the bare minimum.
335
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,520
Yeah, but I didn't say
not to drink it. Yes, you did.
336
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,400
You literally said,
337
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:15,200
"We'll be dealing with that
in 15 minutes,
338
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:16,680
"so don't fucking drink!"
339
00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:19,160
Where are you getting
your quotes from?
340
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:22,040
I didn't sa...
I think you're wildly embellishing.
341
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:24,160
I didn't say that
and if I can just speak for myself
342
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,040
and not just have your side
of the story.
343
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,680
You are so patronising.
344
00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:30,400
Just cos I'm a little older than
you, doesn't mean everything
345
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,840
I say is patronising!
You're doing it again!
346
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:35,600
But you just...
You overuse the word.
347
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:39,400
Freya, we took the whole journey
with no problems.
348
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,320
And now you want to ruin it
349
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,840
with wilful misinterpretation
350
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,800
and pernicious simplification?
351
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,720
Come on! Oh, go fuck a thesaurus!
352
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,960
Honestly, you argue like you have
a fucking word count on!
353
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,240
Did it impress Jane?
354
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:53,800
Cos it does nothing for me.
355
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,600
I am bone fucking dry.
356
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:57,280
Wow.
357
00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:58,760
Well, you can fuck right off.
358
00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,600
You fuck off!
359
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,760
OK.
360
00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:04,960
All right.
361
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:08,200
Shall we take a little time out?
362
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,200
I think you're clearly worked up.
363
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,240
What?!
364
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,040
MUFFLED MUSIC BLASTS
365
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,760
Dad's going to be so pissed.
366
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,400
Just blame it on me.
He'll find a way to do it anyway.
367
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,720
She isn't my ex.
368
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,160
Mae.
369
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,360
She was Sam's.
370
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,160
They were, like,
childhood sweethearts,
371
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,160
they went out for a year,
right up until he died,
372
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:47,320
but, of course, back then,
that felt like forever.
373
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,680
And I know I'm going to sound
like a really selfish prick
374
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,960
for saying this, but I couldn't
believe how happy she was.
375
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,240
Like, how moved on.
376
00:15:57,520 --> 00:16:00,520
And pregnant. I mean, Christ!
377
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:01,640
That slut.
378
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,320
Yeah. I'm sorry.
379
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:13,560
I think the weirdest thing for me
is that nothing stopped that year.
380
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:16,760
Sam died, but everybody else
just carried on, moving forward.
381
00:16:18,760 --> 00:16:20,040
Except us.
382
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:24,680
You know, when he died,
383
00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:27,840
Mum made us risotto every night.
384
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:31,400
She said that the stirring
sort of busied her hands
385
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,960
and kept her mind off,
you know, the grief.
386
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,520
It was the first thing
I ever learned to cook.
387
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,840
And you still can't make it.
388
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:41,640
THEY LAUGH
389
00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:42,920
No.
390
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,800
Do you know what I was doing
before I came here?
391
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,320
Nothing.
392
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:54,600
I was just waiting to leave,
like I always do.
393
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:58,720
When I was a kid, I was kind of
hot potatoed between aunts
394
00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:02,240
and grandparents and strangers.
395
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:05,120
It's like a carousel
of stopping and starting.
396
00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:08,320
New place, new school, new bed.
397
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:09,840
I mean, I know people are like,
398
00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:12,080
"Oh, it's Jo! She's so much fun,
she's wild."
399
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,960
But, really, it's just hard work,
400
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,200
a lot of leaving people,
401
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,360
leaving places,
402
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:22,160
and starting all over again,
403
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,560
and it's just...
404
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,440
..really, really fucking lonely.
405
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,640
Well, I like you being here.
406
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:35,000
Works for now.
407
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,240
I'll take for now.
408
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:40,560
Hey!
409
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,400
Fuck the van. Let's have fun.
410
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,640
What?
411
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:45,680
Yeah.
412
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,120
Wait, are you sure?
You don't have to.
413
00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:50,560
No, no, no, no. Fuck it.
414
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:55,680
Ah! Mm! Come on. Let's go. Fuck it.
415
00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,960
AS IMO: Oh, my God, yay!
416
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,280
I'm the asshole?!
417
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,400
I'm the asshole for pointing out
you have an unhealthy obsession
418
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,560
with your son?!
419
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,960
Abe, honestly, he needs some space!
420
00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:09,320
Just... He's fucking
screaming for it! All right.
421
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,480
You want to talk about
unhealthy relationships?
422
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,400
Fucking hell, of course. Yeah.
423
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:17,920
Scapegoat's arrived! Abe's
projecting his insecurities again.
424
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:21,640
So, what? First it's Ty,
now it's Jo. How convenient!
425
00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:25,280
Stop using your best friend
as a buffer between us!
426
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:27,560
Like a bird. Oh.
427
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:29,720
No! You have to suck! Oh!
428
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:32,440
You're not actively sucking!
OK, OK! Do it over.
429
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,720
No!
430
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:34,720
LEVI COUGHS
431
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:38,440
I'm sorry, my mum's just
teaching me how to smoke. Hi.
432
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:40,920
I told you you had mummy issues.
433
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:44,680
Yeah, well, you know,
I really love a woman who leaves.
434
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:47,000
Shut the fuck up!
You're obsessed with me.
435
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,640
You're obsessed with me.
436
00:18:48,640 --> 00:18:50,200
You're obsessed with me.
437
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,400
You know what your problem is?
438
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,840
What... What is my problem?
You're wearing it!
439
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:03,960
You know why?
440
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,560
Cos you dress like a liberal,
441
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,120
but you act like a conservative
and that's the worst type.
442
00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:09,680
Could be worse though, couldn't it?
443
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:13,440
I mean, I could be a hot sauce model
pretending to be an artist!
444
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:15,360
At least I'm not afraid
of my own ball sack.
445
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,640
Yeah,
even your anxiety dreams are basic.
446
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,320
CLATTERING
447
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,920
Careful,
there's loads of sharp objects.
448
00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:32,080
Listen, I know you think
it's really cool and modern
449
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:34,080
and whatever to come and tell me
every time you've been
450
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,680
actively flirting with someone,
but guess what?
451
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,440
I fucking hated that!
452
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:41,840
I'm sorry...for
OPENLY COMMUNICATING!
453
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:48,000
JO LAUGHS, LEVI PANTS
454
00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,400
Oh, fuck!
455
00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:53,120
You know what that is?
Yeah. Oh, I know what that is,
456
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:54,640
but that's not what
you were doing, is it?
457
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:57,640
You came and you told that
because it makes you feel powerful.
458
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,800
SHE GROANS
459
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,800
Am I right, am I right?
460
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,600
This time you're actually wrong.
No, I think I'm....
461
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,000
JO MOANS
462
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,520
OK, OK!
463
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:06,840
BREATHLESSLY: Stop, stop, stop!
464
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,080
I'm sorry.
465
00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,280
SOFT SMASHING, CLATTERING
466
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,920
I could do the same thing,
by the way.
467
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,240
You know? Guess what?
I flirt all the time.
468
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:21,560
For example, the girl
at the Starbucks where I work,
469
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,960
she puts little hearts in my coffee
every time I go in there.
470
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,640
Do I come running back to you
471
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,360
and openly communicate that fact?
No, I don't.
472
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,840
A heart? Really? Maybe you two
are meant to be together.
473
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,720
Sh!
474
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:37,720
THEY LAUGH
475
00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:39,400
Fucking...
LAUGHS: I'm sorry.
476
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,760
Fuck you, this is your
fucking fault. Oh!
477
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,800
Yeah. You knew from the minute
we met that I had PAs
478
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,640
and if you could just get over
Jo being around...
479
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,680
Oh, yeah. ..it might be easier
for all of us.
480
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,960
Yeah, I'll just get over Jo.
It's... I'll just...
481
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,320
I'll take that, shall I?
482
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,520
THEY MOAN
483
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,400
No, not yet, not yet, not yet!
484
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,720
Oh, I think it's
bloody reasonable about Jo.
485
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,080
I mean, I...I can give you
unrelaxed, if you want.
486
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,240
THEY MOAN
487
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:06,000
Un-relaxed might be, um,
maybe she doesn't have to join us
488
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,880
for all three meals of the day.
489
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,480
How's that? Is that unrelaxed?
490
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,840
Unrelaxed would be, uh...
491
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:15,280
..would be voicing the fact that
you seem biased towards anything
492
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,280
she has to say at any given moment.
493
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,800
Oh, fuck! Oh! I'm...
494
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,400
Relaxed... Abe, be...
Abe, be quiet.
495
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,680
No, I don't want to be quiet,
I'm on a roll! Hear me out.
496
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,240
Unrelaxed would be simply
acknowledging the fact
497
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:29,280
that she fucking hates me, has done
since the beginning and I...
498
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,120
I don't think I'm...
499
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:31,120
FREYA GROANS
500
00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,960
Hey, whoa! Are you OK?
Are you cramping?
501
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,200
Is it a spasm?
502
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:37,600
SHE GROANS
503
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:37,600
Freya?
504
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:39,200
I think... I think I'm shitting.
505
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,640
I think I'm shitting myself.
506
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,240
What?
507
00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:43,840
I'm shitting myself.
508
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,000
Um, don't look. Huh?
509
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,960
It's happening. OK.
510
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:50,840
I'm go... I'm... We...
511
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,320
I'm going to... I'll call Jo.
512
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,760
Oh, fuck Jo! OK. Yeah.
513
00:21:54,760 --> 00:21:57,480
Erm, listen. No. It's OK, I'll...
This is so embarrassing!
514
00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:58,880
No, no, no, no, no.
It's not embarrassing.
515
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,360
No, I mean, it was...
Listen, darling, it's not. Listen...
516
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:03,160
Obviously the train station
sandwich...
517
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,640
Just... It's OK, though.
518
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:06,280
Get away! OK. OK.
519
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:09,160
It's... It's only...
Don't even look at me! Turn around!
520
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:12,040
What? Yeah. All right.
It's mortifying! OK.
521
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,920
Sitting in shit,
arguing with my boyfriend.
522
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,280
Er...
523
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,480
OK.
524
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,120
All right.
525
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:26,120
What are you doing?
526
00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:27,880
I'm, er...
527
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,600
I'm going to go for a quick run.
528
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:30,960
What? Yeah.
529
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,480
Just going to go for a run.
530
00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:33,800
UNZIPPING
531
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:37,720
Naked 5K?
532
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:41,440
Naked 5K. Well, naked half K,
looking at that.
533
00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,240
In fact, if you do an embarrassment,
534
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,360
I'm doing it with you.
535
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:45,360
SHE CHUCKLES
536
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,280
No. Come on. Oh.
537
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,000
Come on, give me some of that.
538
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:52,320
All right. Time me. OK? Here we go!
539
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:57,040
On your marks, get set,
here we go! Go!
540
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,280
Can you pass me my underwear?
541
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,560
Mm?
542
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:33,440
QUIETLY: Ahh!
543
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:48,040
You don't ever have to be
embarrassed in front of me, OK?
544
00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:49,560
That never needs to happen.
545
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,760
Now, we're going to go
in that shower
546
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:58,880
and then we're going to go to bed
with a nice glass of wine each.
547
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:03,280
And we're going to forget how awful
we were to each other earlier.
548
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,240
OK? Hm-mm. OK.
549
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,440
I am still sitting in my shit.
550
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,840
# Electric vacation
551
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:37,000
# Electric vacation
552
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:40,320
# Electric vacation
553
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:43,480
# Electric vacation
554
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:47,280
# Electric vacation. #
555
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,600
ELECTIRCITY ZINGS
556
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:58,600
LIGHT GROAN
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