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Ty, no, no! Oh, my God!
It's the whole 24-hour PA thing.
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Carer? Er, yes.
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You don't do a single thing for her?
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You la-a-azy fuck!
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Abe! Hey, surprise. How long
are you sticking round for?
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Ah, dude,
I am literally homeless right now,
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I had to get the fuck out of Lille.
Well, we'd love to have you stay.
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Right?
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I don't really know
if I'm a model.
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OK, can I just stop you there?
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You're the most fucking stunning
woman I've ever seen in my life.
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I think that Abe is going
to propose.
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SHE CHUCKLES
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What?
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Levi, Jo. Jo, Levi.
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Levi is Abe's son.
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Hi. Hello.
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I wondered whether these might look
better on someone standing.
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Ty, you're fired.
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How long before we can get
a replacement, do you think?
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I need you.
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Fine, I'll do it.
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I guess we have someone.
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No! It's just the, er...
it's the eyes.
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PIANO PLAYS SOFTLY
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It's the shell, it's the...
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Why does anything under
the sea have whiskers?
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It's wrong.
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It's called ostraconophobia.
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Ostraconophobia.
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Say it again.
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Ostraconophobia.
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You know, why, when YOU say it,
does it sound fucking hot?
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Now I WANT to have it. Ah.
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SHE GIGGLES
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Sorry. I'm not here.
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I just can't do aioli.
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Oh, wait. Can you deshell one
of these bad boys for Freya?
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Can you do this?
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Thanks, babe.
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Teeing up for another vanilla
proposal?
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Freya! Freya, Freya, Freya, Freya!
Hmm?
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These freaks have tiramisu
AND fondant!
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Oi! I'm going to get one of each.
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Just put it on that guy's tab.
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Cheers, bro.
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You said there was somewhere
we could send her, for training?
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I'll do some research.
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Mmm.
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Mmm. Hmm.
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Now, for legal reasons, and I do
have to disclose this up top,
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I am ex-military.
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OK?
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And don't ask me for dates.
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Don't ask me what I did.
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Because whether you're out there
on the field
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or you're back here entering data,
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it's all military.
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OK? And as such,
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I have high standards.
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Aha! Latecomer! Good thing
we haven't covered punctuality yet.
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Er.
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Yeah...
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Er, sorry, er, traffic was...
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Perfectly flowing.
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I check a five-mile radius
before every class.
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But thank you for volunteering!
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We're on PA liability.
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Up you step.
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Poppy here is your employer.
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Normal day.
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Just react accordingly.
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Thanks again for a great day
of being my PA.
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Oh, no!
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I feel dizzy. Wait...
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Oh... WHoa!
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IMITATES WRONG-ANSWER KLAXON
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You messed up.
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Step away, step away, step away.
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If you can't protect yourselves,
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you can't protect them.
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So I'm just supposed to let them
eat it?
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Not your problem.
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Now you've got a slipped disc.
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Out of work. Lengthy legal battle.
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They said, you said.
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That's your problem.
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People,
I cannot stress this enough -
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do not be a hero.
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Until 999 arrives,
leave them on the floor.
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All right? Yeah. Sorry.
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TOOTHBRUSH BUZZES
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SHE SPITS
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How's it going?
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How's it going?
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Listen, Ty, I know
we left on a bit of a tense moment.
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TY SIGHS
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I...
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Look, we can drop the act, Freya.
We both know why you called me here.
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Erm so you can work
your two weeks' notice?
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Sure. Sure, sure.
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You're lonely.
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You're unsatisfied.
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You're shacked up with someone new
and it's different.
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It's unfamiliar.
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You thought you wanted Jo,
but I'm all you can think about.
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Well,
I appreciate you being here, Ty.
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It's OK.
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We can get past this.
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It's just...
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..it's going to take some time.
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As much time as I need.
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Good morning, Ty.
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Nice to see you again.
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You heading to the office?
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I'm off to Sydenham.
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Bronco Brian's Diner.
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Oh, my God, I LOVE Bronco Brian's!
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Loved.
It's going under, unfortunately.
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What?! No! I love Bronco's!
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That's where I popped my cherry.
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Yeah, it is sad.
Family-run business.
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Been there over 50 years.
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Yeah, I wanted to take this
case myself
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and, er, go down there
for old times' sake, you know?
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You heading out soon?
Yeah, going to the gym.
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Really?
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Do you think it will help?
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This doesn't need any help, Ty.
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No, it's a modelling shoot.
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Oh, I think you're being
a bit modest.
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She's been hand-selected
for a nationwide campaign.
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OK!
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Well, I think it's very cool that
I'm now officially dating a model.
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Plus, you know, these days,
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you really don't have to be
that good-looking to be a model.
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Look alive! Argh!
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Keep your eyes on the road.
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Jesus Christ... Attention!
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Watch out, watch out!
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Is she OK? This side!
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Like, we're... Reverse! Reverse!
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I'm doing it, I'm doing it! God!
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Right, where do we live,
Dystopian Mario World?
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London.
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And who decides
if you pass or fail today?
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Hmm? Who decides if you walk away
with a laminated certificate?
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Oh, laminated?
Well, that changes everything.
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Do you, er, pre-laminate
or do you laminate here?
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If you don't start showing
the process some respect,
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I'm not afraid
to let you go empty-handed.
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Ooh, fiery.
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I've got my eye on you, Private.
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Now, see? There's no system, Jane.
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You've got the boys' school play
here next to your mum's...
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..what is that - third wedding?
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No, time isn't linear, Abe.
That's an illusion.
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It's more of a tangle.
All right, all right.
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Close the portal. Funnily enough,
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I do not spend my every evening
going through those.
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I don't know why you need
a photo anyway.
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They'll probably remember
the guy who cried
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the first time he tried
a triple cheeseburger.
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Oh, forgive me for being nostalgic,
Jane.
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Shan't. Hey, Mum, try this.
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Oh, my God,
that's absolutely amazing.
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Mmm. Huh?
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No.
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CLATTER
Ooh! For God's sake, remove...
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It's all right... How's not being
engaged, Dad? It looks super-chill.
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Oh I'm always chill, Levi,
you know me.
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Yeah, this is what a chill man
looks like, bug.
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Rifling through his ex-wife's stuff.
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I meant to say, um,
how's it going with, er...?
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Freya.
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No, not Freya, the...the other one.
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Jo. Jo, yeah, that's her name.
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Oh, yeah, she's still around.
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Definitely has a left-field approach
to the whole PA thing,
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I'll say that.
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I'm so proud of your dad.
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You know, he turns 50
and sets up a harem.
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SINGS ANGELICALLY
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I don't want to...
I don't want to look at it.
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Don't make me.
That's called diligent seeking.
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Yeah. Always pays off.
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Well done.
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Let nobody ever say
you don't always try far too hard.
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I didn't really need training.
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I'm not saying I'm more innately
talented than Jo, but...
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Three, two, one. Oh, lovely.
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OK, arm up.
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Swing that leg forward...
Yeah, Ty, let's go.
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Like...
Oh, my God. This is incredible.
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Let's turn round.
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Freya Anan? You're late.
Follow me. Right,
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so, as you know, Gym Asylum's summer
campaign #EveryBodyFreakOut
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showcases the new Gym Asylum sports
range on a variety of diverse,
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beautiful bodies.
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And you are...golf.
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Golf? Yeah, golf.
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Who's this? Er, she's my...
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Second half. Better half.
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The old ball and chain.
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OK.
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That's, er...
I'm not going to engage with that.
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Hair and make-up,
ten minutes, calling for golf.
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OK, Tiger Woods!
You ready for your first big job?!
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Born ready!
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Yeah, Ty, can you just grab me
a snack or something?
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I... One day on set
and she's already a queen!
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Look, my pleasure be.
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Sorry, can we just talk about golf?
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Oh, I know, I know.
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We worked bloody hard for that.
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They offered us squash at first,
but we were relentless!
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Wardrobe, come in for golf.
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It's just like I don't know
if I can play golf.
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Like, with my hands.
I can't grip so...
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No, any...anyone can play golf
in these clothes,
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that's, that's the whole point.
Er, you know, we...
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..we want to empower every woman,
in every body,
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to want to play golf.
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Don't...
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She's just spitballing, you know?
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Like a creative AND a model! Yeah.
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Golf hasn't shaved her legs.
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I repeat,
golf hasn't shaved her legs.
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Jesus. OK. No-one panic.
No-one panic, it's OK.
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I mean, aren't we over body hair?
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I mean, #EveryBODYhashair so...
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Except for people with alopecia.
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Huge demand for them
at the moment, actually.
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Yeah. Don't worry.
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I will source us a razor. Yeah.
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Can someone source us a razor?!
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Did I need to shave anything else?
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Well, what else is hairy?
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Generous amount of lube.
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TUBE SQUIRTS
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VIBRATING
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All down there.
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Then small circles
to relax the sphincter.
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Manual stimulation.
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OK? We're not digging for gold.
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And if you play your cards right,
you end up with one of these.
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Would you rather your finger be
permanently fused to an asshole
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or your asshole have a finger
permanently fused inside?
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Right. Are we evacuating stools?
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Or distracting committed stimmers?
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Er, I'm just making contacts
in the industry.
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It's good to network.
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Insubordinates don't make good PAs.
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I'm sorry, I'm just not, you know,
learning anything new.
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Well, being a PA's
all about expecting the unexpected.
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Oh, but I've expected all of this!
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People need to shit,
they need to eat, they need to wash,
258
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they need to go places... Do you
know what you should be teaching us?
259
00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:24,600
Do you know what IS unexpected?
260
00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:26,400
Well, if it's unexpected...
When does a PA know
261
00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,680
when they should or shouldn't help?
262
00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,680
Like where's the line between PA
and friend, hmm?
263
00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:32,640
What are the boundaries, Susan,
and what happens
264
00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:37,120
when someone you love starts paying
you to stick around?
265
00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:43,760
Constipation!
266
00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:45,000
It happens, people.
267
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,680
DOOR SQUEAKS
268
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Take a seat, pal.
269
00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:06,400
Ferg? I can see you scooping out
the foam with your hand.
270
00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,840
18 months, you can't pour a pint.
271
00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:11,920
Hey, it's... Brian.
272
00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,640
Pleasure. Is it?
273
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,040
HE GROANS
274
00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,720
Two beers, Ferg.
275
00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:19,400
Assuming you don't usually fuck
people without a beer.
276
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,360
That is why you're here, isn't it?
277
00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:24,520
Um...
278
00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,720
Well, this is actually quite a...
279
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,800
..quite an emotional site visit
for me. Is it?
280
00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:33,000
Mmm. Well,
we've been coming here since...
281
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,400
1999.
282
00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,280
Yeah?! Yeah.
283
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,360
You used to eat a cheeseburger
with a knife and fork
284
00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:40,120
before you walked through that door.
285
00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,880
I remember. I did!
286
00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,880
HE CHUCKLES
287
00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:46,000
I remember.
Wow, well, um, do you remember...
288
00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,560
..do you remember this?
289
00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:53,800
Proudest day of my life. Hmm.
290
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,000
How about that? How about it?
291
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,840
Yeah. Still come.
292
00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:59,280
We still come every year.
293
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I bring my boy.
294
00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,640
November the 12th.
295
00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:04,400
Yes! Yes. How do you...?
296
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,640
Yeah, wow.
297
00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,120
I remember all my regulars,
298
00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:11,480
before they fucked off home to eat
Deliveroo and watch The Crown.
299
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,400
Fucking Netflix.
300
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,240
Killing me, absolutely killing me.
301
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,000
Once a year doesn't cut it.
302
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,600
Once a year doesn't save me
from the man.
303
00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:27,520
Do you want me to do your forearms?
No.
304
00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,160
You're golf, right?
305
00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,960
Yeah.
Yeah, you looked incredible there.
306
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,240
I mean, who'd you fuck to get
swimming?!
307
00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,520
SHE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY
Um, yeah.
308
00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,440
Liv told me it was your first time.
309
00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,480
I just came by to say hi.
310
00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:43,960
Hi back.
311
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,680
You too. Sorry.
312
00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,600
Oh, my God, why am I like this!
313
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,040
Am I a cunt?
314
00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,160
You always act weird around other
disabled people.
315
00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:56,120
I just want them to like me.
And THAT is discrimination.
316
00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:59,160
Er...
317
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,440
Thanks, Ty, I'll take it from here.
318
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,520
Thanks, Ty. I really appreciate you.
319
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,720
Yeah.
320
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,400
Thanks, Ty.
321
00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,240
You just know some people
still drink milk.
322
00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,840
What's the stage of feminism
323
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:17,560
where everyone's like lost
their fucking mind?
324
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:18,840
Total equality.
325
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,720
I understand
you filed for bankruptcy...
326
00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,320
Yeah. ..a couple of weeks ago.
327
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,560
Well, so, from a, um...
328
00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,920
..from a business perspective, um,
we would basically look
329
00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:35,280
at your current situation, in terms
of, er, you know, loans, creditors.
330
00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,080
Existing payment plans.
331
00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:39,720
And then we would look at assets
and, er...
332
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:43,600
..and put the best plan of action
together as you head towards,
333
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,480
you know, dissolving.
334
00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:47,200
You had two boys.
335
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,840
Two little tiddlers.
336
00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:55,920
Yeah. Levi's, er, he's doing great.
337
00:13:55,920 --> 00:14:00,320
He's very much into his food,
maybe, you know, due to this place.
338
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:03,120
There you go. Oh, lovely, thank you.
OK.
339
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:04,480
Thank you, Ferg.
340
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:07,800
Of course,
you know why we're going under.
341
00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,640
It's because we're consistent.
342
00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:13,320
But people don't really want
consistency.
343
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,320
No, siree, they want the new stuff.
344
00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,800
They want burgers
345
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,840
made out of dandelions
346
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,520
that bleed like meat.
347
00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:24,200
They want kimchi margaritas.
348
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,920
They want drag queens doing
wet T-shirt contests.
349
00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:30,840
You can't do good, honest
American grub any more!
350
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,080
Do you get out there much?
351
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,200
Where, sorry?
352
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,280
America.
353
00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:37,560
The States? Mm-hm.
354
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,000
No.
355
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,040
Don't have a passport.
356
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:42,160
Hmm.
357
00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,920
Hmm. Why do I want a little
leather-bound book
358
00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,920
with all of my data in it?
No, thanks.
359
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,800
A little pamphlet of me so the
government can track my every move?
360
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,600
No, no way, Jose.
361
00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,760
And don't get me started on how
the local demographic have changed.
362
00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,120
OK.
363
00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,440
Um...
364
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,120
I have something for you.
365
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,560
Hmm?
366
00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,800
Aw! My baby girl's all grown up!
367
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,720
I had to wrestle it out of her hand.
368
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:11,480
I couldn't tell
if she wanted to fuck me or bite me.
369
00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,120
Thanks for doing that.
370
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,160
It means a lot to Abe. So...
371
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,200
PHONE VIBRATES
372
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,200
Sorry. One sec.
373
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,320
Hey, so what's your handicap? Hey!
374
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,600
Yeah, I don't... That is just...
That is just not OK.
375
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,400
No, no, I meant...
I meant... I meant golfing-wise.
376
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,040
You know, when like how...
how you calculate your score.
377
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,600
Oh, yeah, I don't play.
378
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,440
So... And who's this now?
379
00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,200
TOGETHER: This is my husband.
Oh, it's my son.
380
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,480
Why do I bother? Just...
just follow me.
381
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,520
Commercials pay better than film.
382
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,680
Commercials pay better than film.
Commercials pay better than film.
383
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,080
All right.
384
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,760
Oh, fuck,
I got shaving cream on my braid.
385
00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,840
Then Brexit happened,
386
00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,200
which was a God-send for us,
387
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,600
cos we had a Polish pot-wash.
388
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:03,200
I mean, you know where I'm going
with this.
389
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,920
So, getting back to the fixed assets
that we will have to sell off,
390
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,440
um, we have the building, obviously,
391
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:14,440
we have a moped that you use for
deliveries and we have a food van.
392
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,480
You're welcome to make an offer
on the food van.
393
00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:19,600
She's a creaky fucker,
but she's a trouper.
394
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,480
Some of my best times
were in that van.
395
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,760
Touring up and down the country,
me and my old man.
396
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,440
And before that,
him with his old man.
397
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:31,440
Gramps opened this place the same
day they put a man on the moon.
398
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:32,880
Really? He didn't realise.
399
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:35,000
He's out the front with his grill,
400
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000
cooking meat for hours.
401
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,600
And then no-one turns up.
402
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:41,040
Cos they're at home,
glued to the TV.
403
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,520
Funny how it ends
how it starts, innit?
404
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,040
Not that they did put
a man on the moon, of course.
405
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,320
OK, well,
I think we're all done here.
406
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:53,760
You're a champion...master...
a champ...
407
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,920
More golf maybe?
Yes, we're marketing golf.
408
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,240
Golf...
409
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,640
Think golf.
410
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:02,040
Right, rock it, superstar!
Little less fear in the eyes!
411
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:05,080
Yeah, think, um...think sexy.
412
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,000
Yeah. And golf... Hole-in-one!
413
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,840
PHONE VIBRATES
414
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,200
She looks like a hostage.
OK, let's try something different.
415
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,760
Oh, that's not good.
416
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,320
You're a golf maiden in Miami.
417
00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,920
Hey, hey! Hey, you got this, OK?
418
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,400
Dude, I fucking hate this.
419
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,840
I'm doing a terrible job.
420
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,440
I'm not meant to be doing this,
I'm supposed to be an artist.
421
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:39,520
OK. Um, just drown everyone out
and focus on me, OK?
422
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:40,840
OK?
423
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,440
OK, Freya.
424
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,440
Um, give me, er...
425
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,320
"I just killed someone" eyebrows.
426
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,560
Like "I just drank a really
dry cider" cheekbone.
427
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,680
OK, now eye-fuck me.
428
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,240
Yeah, curl your lip
and make a slice of teeth.
429
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,840
Stunning facial agility.
430
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,800
Um, yeah, you just have to speak
her language.
431
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,440
Ah, so...
432
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,160
Oh, my God. OK, um...
433
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,840
Tea bagging, dead eyes,
Kardashian sisters OD'd.
434
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,760
Love that. Stunning. That feels...
Stunning.
435
00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,440
DOORBELL
436
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:21,920
Oh.
437
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,880
We're actually already
very passionate Mormons,
438
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,600
but thank you anyway.
439
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,840
Do you want to see something
exciting?
440
00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,520
Define exciting.
441
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:34,680
Hmm. Hello.
442
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,440
How was Bronco's?
443
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:38,680
Owner's a bigot.
444
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,560
Do bigots make better burgers?
Discuss.
445
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,760
I mean, that is kind
of anthropologically intriguing.
446
00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,480
You know what's intriguing?
447
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,960
It's all yours,
it's parked back at mine.
448
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,120
You got me a car?!
449
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:53,560
Come on!
You know I can't drive, Dad.
450
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:54,600
Details! Come on!
451
00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,000
Hey?!
452
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:01,920
I'm just...
453
00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:05,400
So, sorry,
cos I'm playing catch-up here, um,
454
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,200
did I ask for a food van?
455
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,280
SHE LAUGHS
This is...this is enterprise.
456
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,960
This is your own business.
457
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:14,680
This is you doing whatever you want,
you know,
458
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,600
just grabbing the bull by the horns!
459
00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,280
Oooh, you're teetering on the edge
of "Live Laugh Love" here, Dad.
460
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,720
Oh, God, I am loving
your alternative approach
461
00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,080
to a midlife crisis.
462
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,480
Choosing to ignore that.
463
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,080
This is my investment in Levi.
464
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,000
What, and this is all you were
prepared to put in?
465
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,360
Humble beginnings, boy.
Come on, hey!
466
00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,680
IN STRONG NEW YORK ACCENT:
So, what do you say?
467
00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,520
Shall we go round the front, have a
couple of cold ones to celebrate?
468
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:38,280
OK, the accent feels offensive.
Yeah, that's cos it's so good.
469
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,760
You see, it's confusing to you cos
it's so dang good.
470
00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,320
Come on, just get out the car.
471
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,720
Come on. Come on.
472
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,000
I'm coming, I'm coming.
473
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:48,680
Hey?
474
00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,680
Just think,
I got this for next to nothing.
475
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,200
Is it that because it's the home
to real, live vermin?
476
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,040
It's what?
Oh, have you not seen Ratatouille?
477
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,960
Honestly, by the end of it,
you were running that set.
478
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,160
You were like Tyra fucking Banks.
479
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,600
Yeah. Before she got weird.
Before she got weird.
480
00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,640
Oh, don't forget, you don't know
anything about the proposal.
481
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,440
Abe made me swear not to tell you.
482
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,360
Yeah, good job on that one.
483
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:16,640
Is it bad that I'm kind of relieved
that it didn't happen?
484
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,720
Like, I'm not questioning spending
the rest of my life with him.
485
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,520
But, like, I don't know...
486
00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,960
..marriage seemed a bit archaic,
like...
487
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,840
Hello, ladies. Hey, er...
488
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:29,080
LIGHTS CLICK AND BUZZ
489
00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:29,080
Aha! How was the shoot?
490
00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:32,200
Yeah, fine, but, um, hot dogs?!
491
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,800
This is Levi's new venture.
492
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,720
Starting a food van business,
aren't you?
493
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,520
Apparently. Aw, cute!
494
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:39,680
Silver spoon
in the shape of a truck!
495
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,680
He'll pay me back
as soon as he's on his feet.
496
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,440
I can just give you a fiver
for it now, mate.
497
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:44,840
You want to have a look around?
498
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,160
Yeah. Looks cool
499
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,800
and also asbestos-y.
500
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,440
Ooh, here comes dashing.
501
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,040
Thanks.
502
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,520
Come see this. Look.
503
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,760
Hey, Jo!
504
00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,040
Psst!
505
00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,840
What?
506
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,120
Bad signal today?
507
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:03,800
Well, you didn't pick up.
508
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,440
Oh, Jesus, that was you?
509
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:08,560
I thought I was being stalked.
Well, you're not NOT being stalked.
510
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,040
How did you get my number?
Saw it in a phone box.
511
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,840
Ha-ha. Lovely flyer, by the way.
512
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:15,160
If anything, I would say
that you are undercharging.
513
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,200
No, obviously
I took it off Dad's phone.
514
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,480
Why did you call?
515
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,160
Do you not want me to?
516
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,800
I work for your stepmummy.
517
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,880
Hey, that's the name
of my favourite adult movie.
518
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,320
You're disgusting.
519
00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,840
Congrats. She's, er...something.
520
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:31,280
Are you going to stick around
for some dinner?
521
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,600
Um...
522
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,560
Yeah, actually, I would love to.
523
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,240
Do you know what? I'm actually going
to head out and get some food.
524
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,320
I'm kind of wiped.
You can't do that, Jo.
525
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,840
You've got to stay with me.
Yeah, but not like ALL the time.
526
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,040
Yeah, all the time, that's the job.
527
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,880
24/7. Oh, right.
528
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,640
IN STRONG NEW YORK ACCENT: Want me
to rustle us up some Sloppy Joes?
529
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,400
Dad, it's got to stop.
I LOVE it when you do that.
530
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,600
Well, thank you!
531
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:55,760
Try telling that to my son,
he doesn't appreciate my talent.
532
00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,920
So is this like our first date?
533
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,040
Er, that depends.
534
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,920
Do you always take your daddy
on your first dates?
535
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,120
Yes, cos he makes me feel safe.
536
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,520
This is a bad idea.
537
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,960
Right. We'll agree to disagree.
538
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,240
Come on!
539
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,400
Yeah! Yes!
540
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,360
SHE SQUEALS
541
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:27,560
Yes! Amazing! Amazing!
542
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,480
Stunning.
543
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:32,680
Honestly, Gym Asylum couldn't be
happier.
544
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,760
Mmm. And that was a big one to throw
you in with, babe.
545
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:39,640
Oh, yeah. We've had models on our
books for years who've never booked
546
00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,760
something that big before.
547
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,480
No. Oh, it's mega. It's huge.
It's huge. Huge, huge.
548
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,880
Huge. Your look? Everything.
549
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,040
It's everything.
550
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,520
They've already talked about getting
you in again for socials.
551
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,280
For socials, already.
552
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:53,440
My God.
553
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,560
We always like to get our clients
in to see their first proofs.
554
00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,800
And these came in this morning.
555
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,840
Have a little look-see at that.
556
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:07,080
Oh, wow. Face of the campaign, babe!
557
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,800
Face of the campaign. The face.
558
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,480
OK, even I didn't know
you could look THAT good.
559
00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,400
Did they, er, Photoshop my hands?
560
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,320
Er, my arms can't do that.
561
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:19,640
Legally they are entitled to do
subtle little touch-ups like that.
562
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,960
Mm. Wait, is that Ty?!
563
00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,560
Fuck. Oh, my God, you know her.
564
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,360
She apparently happened to be
on set.
565
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,680
We've been trying to get her paid.
566
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,560
But! More to the point, babe,
you did it!
567
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,440
OK? You nailed your first job!
568
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,960
Yeah! Yes.
569
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,680
And there is only more where
that's coming from. Yeah. Yeah.
570
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,920
Because if there's one thing
that people love right now,
571
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,800
it's this. Yeah? It's all of this.
572
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,480
Mmm. It's this.
573
00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,440
Is someone ready to take over
the world?!
574
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:47,240
Whaddya reckon?
You good to take over the world?!
575
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,280
Sure.
576
00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,160
I might need to pee first.
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