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ALL: Yeah. 14 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,200 But, you know, I kinda liked their version of "Bashir." 15 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:48,359 Kinda slow, sad girl. Easy, Judas. 16 00:00:48,399 --> 00:00:50,079 At least they had the stones to get up there 17 00:00:50,119 --> 00:00:51,600 with their limited repertoire and skill. 18 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:55,119 Can we please stop it with this faux-sisterhood, please? 19 00:00:55,159 --> 00:00:56,679 Look, I get it, 20 00:00:56,719 --> 00:00:59,399 we can't look to be hating on our own, but, fuck, man, 21 00:00:59,439 --> 00:01:02,000 they said they were "updating an old classic." 22 00:01:02,039 --> 00:01:05,599 They were trying to dead us, coffin us, finish us, fam. 23 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:08,719 And we're literally sitting here like, "You go girl. You go." 24 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:12,319 Whoa. Fuck no. You don't go girl. You don't go. 25 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:16,400 I guess there was some bad juju. 26 00:01:16,439 --> 00:01:18,200 Absolutely dripping with venom. 27 00:01:18,239 --> 00:01:19,640 Like, why are you hating? 28 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,439 Saira, control your groupie, fam. 29 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:24,439 Did you piss her off or something? 30 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:26,439 Or maybe she's trying to be you, that's step one. 31 00:01:26,480 --> 00:01:27,840 Step two, she skins you 32 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:30,040 and makes a Saira onesie out of your leathery ass. 33 00:01:30,079 --> 00:01:32,760 I'm not leathery. Thirty is young. 34 00:01:32,799 --> 00:01:34,560 You're missing the point. 35 00:01:34,599 --> 00:01:37,879 AMINA: Sure, Second Wife's meteoric rise from obscurity 36 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:41,519 was a blow to our feelings. But it was nothing... 37 00:01:42,439 --> 00:01:44,799 ...compared to this. 38 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:47,640 [CHATTING INDISTINCTLY] 39 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:53,519 BISMA: I thought they couldn't evict you because of the sinkhole. 40 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,079 F-- 41 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:10,479 AMINA: The bedsit was Saira's home. Her sanctuary. 42 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:13,719 The place where she could find refuge from the world 43 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:17,000 and truly be herself. But now... 44 00:02:17,039 --> 00:02:19,159 [HEAVY MACHINERY POUNDING] 45 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:26,000 Saira had ignored the eviction notices for too long, 46 00:02:26,039 --> 00:02:29,960 and all we could do was watch as they tore down her home. 47 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,240 Excuse me, coming through. 48 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,719 AMINA: Destroyed our rehearsal space, 49 00:02:33,759 --> 00:02:35,439 until it was all gone. 50 00:02:36,199 --> 00:02:38,199 [EXHALES SHAKILY] 51 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:40,240 VOICE [ON VIDEOGAME]: And begin! 52 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:48,800 I love Taifa. I've been following her 53 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:51,400 since I got my phone, and she's the coolest, 54 00:02:51,439 --> 00:02:52,960 and not in a fake way. 55 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,599 I don't think Second Wife are that bad either. 56 00:02:55,639 --> 00:02:58,639 Yeah? Taifa is obsessed with you. 57 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,000 I gathered. Yeah. 58 00:03:00,039 --> 00:03:01,560 She dressed up as you for Halloween 59 00:03:01,599 --> 00:03:03,599 and started doing tutorials on how to get 60 00:03:03,639 --> 00:03:06,280 your signature "tired, unwashed" look. 61 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:08,719 [CHUCKLES] Secret's in the name. 62 00:03:08,759 --> 00:03:10,280 Mmm! 63 00:03:10,319 --> 00:03:13,240 [CHUCKLES] What's all this then? 64 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,759 Oh. All four grandparents are coming over 65 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,479 and they hate each other. 66 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:20,159 It's stressful for my parents. As you can see. 67 00:03:20,199 --> 00:03:22,400 [ARGUING INDISTINCTLY] Well, uh, 68 00:03:22,439 --> 00:03:25,280 don't want to get in the way. N-- No, stay. It's so funny. 69 00:03:25,319 --> 00:03:26,599 Spit always hits the fan. 70 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:27,840 Oi, you. Mind your language. 71 00:03:27,879 --> 00:03:29,120 I said "spit." 72 00:03:29,159 --> 00:03:33,199 Mm. Well, I gots to head. Where you going? 73 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:35,400 Uh, meeting an old friend for dinner. 74 00:03:35,439 --> 00:03:37,599 Big love, and I'll see yous later. 75 00:03:37,639 --> 00:03:40,000 Um, promise I'll only be staying one night. 76 00:03:40,039 --> 00:03:41,120 Mwah. 77 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:50,280 AMINA: Saira, having lost her home, felt she was backsliding, 78 00:03:50,319 --> 00:03:52,800 careering into her fourth decade of life 79 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:54,319 with nothing to show for it. 80 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,000 Okay, let-- Let's do this. 81 00:03:56,039 --> 00:03:58,000 And so she put everything into the band, 82 00:03:58,039 --> 00:04:00,479 determined to rehearse, to write new material, 83 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:04,199 ready for recording our album, no matter what. 84 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:06,599 But finding a suitable rehearsal space 85 00:04:06,639 --> 00:04:08,560 was trickier than we anticipated. 86 00:04:08,599 --> 00:04:10,680 Sorry. So sorry. 87 00:04:10,719 --> 00:04:13,520 And Ayesha's bedroom was far from ideal. 88 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,159 So, the folk night was fun. 89 00:04:15,199 --> 00:04:17,199 So fun. Heh. 90 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:19,199 Did you change your hair? 91 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,759 Yeah. I-- I mean, a slight trim. 92 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,120 Suits you. 93 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:25,240 Thanks. 94 00:04:26,079 --> 00:04:27,639 [GAGS] [SIGHS] 95 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:28,800 Everyone ready? 96 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:29,800 Yeah. Let's go. You good? 97 00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:30,800 Yeah. 98 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:32,160 One, two, three, four. 99 00:04:33,319 --> 00:04:34,319 [POUNDING ON WALL] 100 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:35,600 MAN: Oi! Quiet, you lot! 101 00:04:35,639 --> 00:04:37,319 WOMAN: We're trying to work! 102 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,519 AMINA: The forces of the universe seemed 103 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,839 to be conspiring against us. 104 00:04:40,879 --> 00:04:44,000 Since we lost the bedsit, we had lost our creative flow, 105 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:45,800 and it totally sucked. 106 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:47,399 Fuck! 107 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:49,439 WOMAN: Quiet! 108 00:04:58,079 --> 00:05:00,639 We've got no funds for the album, no rehearsal space, 109 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,519 and there's this other little prick band 110 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,720 who's trying to usurp us. It's caca-fuego! 111 00:05:04,759 --> 00:05:09,680 That sounds incredibly stressful and a lot, okay? 112 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:11,480 I'm sorry you're having such a hard time. 113 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:13,199 AMINA: With rehearsals on pause, 114 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:16,560 Ayesha had more time to spend with her new girlfriend, Laura, 115 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:18,680 who always knew how to help Ayesha let go. 116 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:19,959 [LAUGHING] 117 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,399 They just clicked. 118 00:05:23,399 --> 00:05:25,879 * Standing in the way Of control * 119 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:26,839 Who am I? 120 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:34,079 No, that's not me. No, it's-- That's Blue Steel. 121 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:35,279 Yeah, you do Blue Steel. 122 00:05:35,319 --> 00:05:36,360 All right, cool. Who's this? 123 00:05:36,399 --> 00:05:38,040 No, no, absolutely not. 124 00:05:38,079 --> 00:05:39,879 Absolutely-- Never done that in my life. 125 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:41,199 [SQUEALING PLAYFULLY] 126 00:05:42,399 --> 00:05:44,319 You know, you could use my parent's summer place 127 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:45,759 for the weekend. What do you mean? 128 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:47,959 My parents. They've got this house, in Norfolk. 129 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,639 They summer there, sometimes. 130 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,279 They summer there? 131 00:05:51,319 --> 00:05:53,399 It's empty most of the year. 132 00:05:53,439 --> 00:05:54,920 Right. [CHUCKLES] 133 00:05:54,959 --> 00:05:57,600 You guys could have, like, a music retreat over the weekend 134 00:05:57,639 --> 00:05:59,839 or something. Get your vibe back. 135 00:05:59,879 --> 00:06:02,839 Yeah, I mean, they-- You wouldn't-- They wouldn't mind? 136 00:06:02,879 --> 00:06:04,360 No, it's totally chill. 137 00:06:04,399 --> 00:06:06,279 I'll have to ask Mum and Dad, obviously, 138 00:06:06,319 --> 00:06:10,000 but they'll be cool. They love Lady Parts. 139 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:13,480 Honestly, they'd be honored to have you guys there. 140 00:06:13,519 --> 00:06:15,120 That's really cool. Hm. 141 00:06:16,319 --> 00:06:17,680 Thanks, Laura. 142 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,199 You know, they're actually back from New York next week. 143 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,160 Maybe we can all have lunch together. 144 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:28,279 Don't look so terrified. They're cool. 145 00:06:28,319 --> 00:06:30,040 No. Terrified? I'm not terri-- 146 00:06:30,079 --> 00:06:34,399 I would love that. That would be really... awesome. 147 00:06:34,439 --> 00:06:35,920 Mm-hm. That would be awesome. 148 00:06:36,879 --> 00:06:38,279 Great. Awesome. 149 00:06:38,319 --> 00:06:40,360 Oh, and whatever kid band you're worried about, 150 00:06:40,399 --> 00:06:42,800 I bet they've got nothing on you guys. 151 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:43,759 Yeah. 152 00:06:49,439 --> 00:06:52,000 [SHUTTER CLICKING] AMINA: Cute. Nice. 153 00:06:52,040 --> 00:06:55,519 AMINA: Meanwhile, I had more time to spend time with Noor, 154 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:58,879 my bestie, who had been blessed with child. 155 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:00,519 Imminent child. 156 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:02,199 Got it. 157 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:03,480 For sure? Yeah. 158 00:07:03,519 --> 00:07:05,480 Noor and I had patched things up. 159 00:07:05,519 --> 00:07:06,600 Good. 160 00:07:06,639 --> 00:07:07,759 [VOMITING] 161 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:09,040 She had apologized 162 00:07:09,079 --> 00:07:11,639 for behaving like a self-righteous arse. 163 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:15,279 Hashtag "baby bliss," hashtag "new mum to be." 164 00:07:15,319 --> 00:07:17,319 [VOMITING] 165 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:21,720 Hashtag, "blessed." 166 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:26,759 Okay, um, maybe those aren't helping. 167 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:28,319 [SNARLS] Right. Lovely. 168 00:07:32,279 --> 00:07:34,480 [SIGHS] I hate this. 169 00:07:34,519 --> 00:07:35,879 Noor, you've always wanted a baby. 170 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:38,879 No. Mm. It wasn't meant to be like this. 171 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:40,319 I'm fat. 172 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:41,879 You're pregnant. I'm fat. 173 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,040 You're pregnant. 174 00:07:43,079 --> 00:07:44,879 My skin is crap. Look. 175 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:46,279 Look at my T-zone. 176 00:07:46,319 --> 00:07:48,079 Okay, it's a bit oily. Mine gets like that. 177 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:50,639 I know. It's gross. 178 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:51,720 [SIGHS] 179 00:07:51,759 --> 00:07:52,800 [SIGHS] 180 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:57,800 You want a grand gesture? You got it. 181 00:07:57,839 --> 00:08:01,000 I'm the grandmaster of the grand gestures. 182 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:02,399 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 183 00:08:02,439 --> 00:08:03,959 BILLY [KNOCKING]: Hey, bro, you good? 184 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,639 Uh, good, Billy. Just, uh-- 185 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:09,639 Whoa, a mixtape. Labor-intensive. Who's it for? 186 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:12,519 No one. It's a friend... in hospital. 187 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:15,360 Just sick with... uh. sickness. Oh. 188 00:08:15,399 --> 00:08:18,959 Ah, sickness. It will get you. 189 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,720 Yeah. What's up? 190 00:08:21,759 --> 00:08:23,439 Oh, I just wanted to ask for Amina's number. 191 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:24,720 She said I could get it off you. 192 00:08:24,759 --> 00:08:27,079 Um, sure. Sure. 193 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:28,160 Cool? 194 00:08:28,199 --> 00:08:29,360 Can I ask why? 195 00:08:29,399 --> 00:08:31,079 Oh, I wanted to ask her out. 196 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,840 I think-- I think we had something. 197 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:34,559 I've never harmonized like that with someone before. 198 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:37,360 It was something else, you know? Like, resonant. 199 00:08:37,399 --> 00:08:38,600 Yeah, a bit pitchy if you ask me. 200 00:08:38,639 --> 00:08:41,279 Sorry? Yeah, sure. Uh... no, fair. 201 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:44,399 Just, uh, great. 202 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,320 [INHALES SHARPLY] Her number. 203 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:49,960 Amina's number. I should warn you. 204 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:54,000 She's... pretty Muslim. 205 00:08:54,039 --> 00:08:56,039 Uh, "Muslim" Muslim. 206 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:57,519 You know, muchosMuslim. 207 00:08:57,559 --> 00:08:59,759 What do you mean? God squad? V religiousy? 208 00:08:59,799 --> 00:09:01,600 V! V, V religiousy. 209 00:09:01,639 --> 00:09:04,279 [CHUCKLING] She's on that marriage hype. 210 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:06,679 Last I checked, she was jonesing for a husband. 211 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:10,320 Desperate vibes, you know? Wow. Husband. 212 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,919 Yeah... Yeah, I'm not sure I'm down 213 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:14,320 for nuptials in this lifetime. 214 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:16,080 Pbbt! Innit? Yeah. 215 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,399 I just thought you should have all the info. 216 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:19,759 But I mean text her if you want. 217 00:09:19,799 --> 00:09:21,320 Appreciate it. 218 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:24,519 Thanks, mate. Yeah. 219 00:09:27,799 --> 00:09:29,159 Amina. 220 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:30,320 [CHUCKLES] 221 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:37,200 [PHONE BUZZES, CHIMES] 222 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:38,720 [GASPS] 223 00:09:38,759 --> 00:09:41,039 What? No effing way. 224 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,360 What? 225 00:09:42,399 --> 00:09:46,279 Billy's asking me on a date. Explicitly a date. 226 00:09:46,320 --> 00:09:48,360 Check out some guitars on Denmark Street. 227 00:09:48,399 --> 00:09:49,639 [SQUEALS] Billy? 228 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:54,279 You mean impromptu-dueting- folky-white boy Billy? 229 00:09:54,320 --> 00:09:56,000 The very same. 230 00:09:56,039 --> 00:09:57,559 Okay. What are you saying? 231 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:00,759 Absolutely. "Wednesday any good?" 232 00:10:00,799 --> 00:10:04,960 Wa-- Wait. Whoa, Amina. Is he even Muslim? 233 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,919 Don't know. Probably not. 234 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:08,679 [EXHALES SHARPLY] Okay. 235 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:11,200 And you don't have a problem with that? 236 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:14,399 Noor, we're just checking out some guitars, 237 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,080 it's nothing sordid. 238 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:17,799 The whole thing with my villain era 239 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:20,480 is I say yes to the universe. So, I'm saying yes. 240 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:23,720 [SCOFFS] Okay. Listen, Amina. 241 00:10:23,759 --> 00:10:26,799 Sure, it starts with a harmless strum on the guitar, 242 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,320 but before you know it, 243 00:10:28,360 --> 00:10:29,679 you'll be ripping off the hijab 244 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:31,600 and hosting wine and cheese nights. 245 00:10:31,639 --> 00:10:33,799 This is how it starts, Amina. 246 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:36,320 Don't be a trope. 247 00:10:37,759 --> 00:10:40,519 Wow. Is that what you think of me? 248 00:10:40,559 --> 00:10:42,679 What? So little self-esteem 249 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,720 that I would just change my beliefs for some guy? 250 00:10:44,759 --> 00:10:46,039 Am I that pathetic to you? 251 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,679 Amina, no, I'm just trying to be-- 252 00:10:47,720 --> 00:10:49,200 I am a 28-year-old woman. 253 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:52,159 I am not this kid that you can just keep-- 254 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:55,879 [HUFFS] You set me up on dates with men 255 00:10:55,919 --> 00:10:57,639 who thought I was damaged goods. 256 00:10:57,679 --> 00:10:59,759 Yes, yeah, sure, they were Muslim, 257 00:10:59,799 --> 00:11:01,879 but you know what? Billy is an artist, okay? 258 00:11:01,919 --> 00:11:03,080 We have a musical connection. 259 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,279 It's not something you would understand. 260 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:05,639 You know what? Actually, 261 00:11:05,679 --> 00:11:07,919 I'm getting that sort of toxic, judgey vibe from you 262 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:11,039 that I promised myself I would not abide. 263 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:13,120 You crossed a boundary, Noor. 264 00:11:14,879 --> 00:11:16,600 You crossed a boundary. 265 00:11:16,639 --> 00:11:18,320 [INHALES] 266 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:21,360 Amina, I'm-- I'm sorry. No, no, don't go. 267 00:11:21,399 --> 00:11:23,879 I have to pack. The band are having a musical retreat, 268 00:11:23,919 --> 00:11:26,679 and I would like good vibes only, thank you. 269 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:28,600 [***] 270 00:11:28,639 --> 00:11:32,679 PHOTOGRAPHER: Yeah. Nice. Lovely. Yeah. Yeah. So fierce. 271 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:34,279 Guys, think power pose, 272 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,919 but still keep it regal at the same time. 273 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,559 PHOTOGRAPHER: Lovely. Yeah. And... beautiful. Yeah. 274 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:40,799 Okay, cool, let's switch up the vibe. 275 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:42,240 PHOTOGRAPHER: Oh, my God, you guys. 276 00:11:42,279 --> 00:11:44,120 This is amazing. So good. A bit close. 277 00:11:45,519 --> 00:11:49,919 Yes. Yes. Love it. Love it. Okay, down the lens. Yeah. 278 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,559 Momtaz. Ah, thank you so much for agreeing to meet. 279 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,279 Um, guys, let's take five. 280 00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,639 You do not need me. 281 00:11:55,679 --> 00:11:58,440 I mean, you've got resources. I mean, look. 282 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:01,000 Well, it's not about that. You guys are authentic. 283 00:12:01,039 --> 00:12:03,440 I've got Bare Uncle Sams out here trying to capitalize 284 00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:06,080 off my shit-hot diversity. Yeah, they do that, don't they? 285 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:07,879 You guys are real punks 286 00:12:07,919 --> 00:12:10,720 and, I guess, I'm still trying to figure out our vibe. 287 00:12:10,759 --> 00:12:14,919 Second Wife. What are we? So, please, you know? 288 00:12:16,159 --> 00:12:17,639 I'll think about it. 289 00:12:17,679 --> 00:12:20,120 Taz, we just need some help being a band. 290 00:12:20,159 --> 00:12:22,440 Okay, sure, I can earn three grand 291 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:26,159 doing a 20-second TikTok clip selling some stupid mascara, 292 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,600 but I wanna be like Saira. 293 00:12:28,639 --> 00:12:31,919 I want Second Wife to be like Lady Parts. 294 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,639 A real band. 295 00:12:33,679 --> 00:12:36,919 I'm sorry, you can get how much for what now? 296 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,559 [LAUGHS] AMINA: As for Bisma, 297 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,440 a pause in rehearsals meant she could spend more time 298 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:53,320 with the family. However... 299 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,320 Mm! Mwah! 300 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:55,799 How was that? Um... 301 00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:58,440 Please can you stop being disgusting in my presence? 302 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,200 It could adversely impact my development. 303 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:03,320 AMINA: Their daughter was afflicted by pubescent rage. 304 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:05,200 Bisma was struggling to cope. 305 00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:06,559 [SIGHS DRAMATICALLY] 306 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:10,360 You did what? I did what anyone would do. 307 00:13:10,399 --> 00:13:11,799 I did what Malala would do. 308 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,960 You know she fights for girls education every day? 309 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,759 Malala would not throw eggs at Mr. Appleby. Imani! 310 00:13:17,799 --> 00:13:20,639 He shouldn't have taken slavery off the Year 7 curriculum. 311 00:13:20,679 --> 00:13:22,720 I'm just advocating for my right to learn. 312 00:13:22,759 --> 00:13:26,080 Violence is not advocating. That is not how we raised you. 313 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:30,159 Oh, I'm sorry, I should just roll over and take it. 314 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:31,399 It's the way you raised me. 315 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:34,279 "Inhale for three and find your inner Zen." 316 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,919 Yeah, sure, you're in a punk band 317 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:37,840 and pretend to be this badass, edge-lord, 318 00:13:37,879 --> 00:13:39,960 but you know what you are? You're a people-pleaser-- 319 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,200 [PULSATES] 320 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:46,639 [SIGHS] Okay, well, I'm gonna go, 321 00:13:46,679 --> 00:13:48,120 um, 'cause I'm late. [STAMMERING] 322 00:13:48,159 --> 00:13:49,759 You've got this, so I'll just-- But-- no, no, no, no. 323 00:13:49,799 --> 00:13:51,360 I'll see you Sunday. But I love you. 324 00:13:51,399 --> 00:13:52,919 I love you so much. Yeah. I love you too, but-- Bi-- 325 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,039 Yeah! No, Bis-- No look-- She needs-- 326 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,039 She needs her mum. 327 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:58,600 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 328 00:13:58,639 --> 00:14:01,159 [SIGHS] Okay, okay, you got this. 329 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:02,360 You got this. 330 00:14:10,919 --> 00:14:14,320 ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: How many pips are on the standard golf ball? 331 00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:17,200 Okay, here's where I'm at. 332 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,519 We need money for the recording, 333 00:14:18,559 --> 00:14:20,480 but playing gigs does not pay. 334 00:14:20,519 --> 00:14:23,360 However, I think I've found something that does. 335 00:14:23,399 --> 00:14:25,200 All ears. Hit us. 336 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,360 Now, keep an open mind. 337 00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:29,360 So, there's a make-up brand that have got 338 00:14:29,399 --> 00:14:31,039 a new mascara they'd like us to support. 339 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:34,360 We are not using our music to sell mascara to tweens okay? 340 00:14:34,399 --> 00:14:36,360 What's wrong with mascara? We all wear it. 341 00:14:36,399 --> 00:14:38,399 It's just one endorsement, we get the cashish. 342 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,279 Hm. Maybe we should try the product, 343 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:41,879 see if it's something we might endorse. 344 00:14:41,919 --> 00:14:43,240 If it's good. Only if it's good. 345 00:14:43,279 --> 00:14:45,120 Yeah, no clumps. I hate clumps. 346 00:14:45,159 --> 00:14:47,120 What are we saying to kids with this mascara shit? 347 00:14:47,159 --> 00:14:49,759 Your worth is tied up in how long your eye hairs are? 348 00:14:49,799 --> 00:14:51,360 [ALL SIGH] That's not who we are. 349 00:14:51,399 --> 00:14:56,039 We're serious musicians, not vapid agents of capitalism. 350 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,519 [ALL GROAN] 351 00:14:57,559 --> 00:14:59,039 We simply seek to speak our truth 352 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:02,240 before we're mangled by other people's bullshit ideas of us. 353 00:15:02,279 --> 00:15:04,279 What truth are we speaking by selling mascara, 354 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,519 please enlighten me? 355 00:15:05,559 --> 00:15:07,000 We are speaking the truth 356 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:09,559 that we need some money so we can advance as a band 357 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,320 and make the music we want to make. 358 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,559 Saira, no offense, 359 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,039 but as someone without a pot to piss in 360 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,759 you are clinging to this manifesto mighty hard. 361 00:15:17,799 --> 00:15:20,720 Oh, right, so you were hoping that because I lost my home, 362 00:15:20,759 --> 00:15:22,360 I would lose my principles too? 363 00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,639 Where did you find this mascara shit anyway? 364 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,279 Second Wife have endorsed it. 365 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:30,679 How do you know that? 366 00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:33,440 [***] 367 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:36,360 Don't go crazy. Okay? Uh-- 368 00:15:36,399 --> 00:15:39,200 So, I met with Taifa, and I signed them. 369 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,679 Second Wife are now part of Momtaz Records. 370 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,080 Sorry, I'm late! 371 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,720 Pubescent child amdram, innit. 372 00:15:50,759 --> 00:15:54,519 Ooh! Whoo! Let's retreat, baby! 373 00:15:54,559 --> 00:15:56,879 Whoo! 374 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,159 Okay, what's going on? 375 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,919 I'm sensing some salty energetics. 376 00:16:04,519 --> 00:16:05,960 I can't just have one band. 377 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,440 Momtaz Records can't just have one band. 378 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:12,559 I thought we were all about the greater sisterhood. 379 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,120 Not when the greater sisterhood 380 00:16:14,159 --> 00:16:15,679 is trying to smother us in our sleep. 381 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,080 Oh, come on. Are we that insecure? 382 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,759 I think it's great, Taz. 383 00:16:19,799 --> 00:16:21,679 Thanks, Bisma. 384 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:24,200 And they weren't trying to backstab us with their cover. 385 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:27,159 It was an homage. They love Lady Parts. 386 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,799 And Taifa's really sweet and smart. 387 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:33,919 They're not even that good. Like, why though? 388 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,960 We can help them get better and they can help us. 389 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,240 Help us sell-out. [SCOFFS] 390 00:16:40,279 --> 00:16:42,559 [CLEARS THROAT] "Sisterhood. Yeah. 391 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:46,039 We give thanks to the great women who came before us, 392 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,960 who walked so we could run. 393 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:52,039 We reach out our hands to those women who come after us, 394 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:56,399 so they might fly." It's in the bloody manifesto. 395 00:16:57,519 --> 00:16:59,480 [AMINA GASPS] Whoa. 396 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:01,320 Wait. Is this... it? 397 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,519 Oh, my God. This is never it. 398 00:17:05,799 --> 00:17:08,079 AMINA: Our squabbling had momentarily subsided 399 00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:12,000 as we gazed in awe at our new rehearsal space, 400 00:17:12,039 --> 00:17:15,400 a far, far cry from Saira's bedsit. 401 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,160 Ayesha, so do your girl's parents 402 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,359 own a football team or something? 403 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,920 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I-- I don't know. 404 00:17:19,960 --> 00:17:23,960 I didn't really realize it was, um... They-- They were, uh-- 405 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,480 Yeah, I-- I don't know. 406 00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:31,640 Okay, not too shabby. Not too shabby. 407 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,920 Yeah, this'll-- This'll work. 408 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,200 I mean, come on. 409 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:40,000 [SQUEALS SOFTLY] What's in here? Mm! 410 00:17:40,039 --> 00:17:41,880 Ayesha, got the cake? 411 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,200 Yeah. I do. 412 00:17:46,119 --> 00:17:47,519 Come on. Be my friend again. 413 00:17:47,559 --> 00:17:49,680 I'll hug you. I will hug you. I will not let go. 414 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:51,960 Okay. All right. Yeah, all right, all right. 415 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:55,039 Guys, remember Saira's very sensitive about turning 30, 416 00:17:55,079 --> 00:17:57,400 so let's just tread with caution. 417 00:17:59,319 --> 00:18:06,200 [CHUCKLING] What? It's funny. 418 00:18:18,079 --> 00:18:20,720 All right, all right, all right. New songs. Let's do it. 419 00:18:20,759 --> 00:18:23,160 AMINA: The time had come to do what we do best: 420 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,079 Lady Parts, assemble. 421 00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:27,039 [HUMMING TUNE] 422 00:18:27,079 --> 00:18:28,400 [GROWLS TUNE] 423 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,240 Ooh, I like. Come on. Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 424 00:18:30,279 --> 00:18:33,680 [BOTH HUMMING TUNE] Yeah, that's cool. 425 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,240 AMINA: But as Bisma sought inspiration, 426 00:18:35,279 --> 00:18:37,640 there was only one thing she could think about. 427 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:39,960 Malala made me do it. 428 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,000 Come again? Que? 429 00:18:44,519 --> 00:18:46,200 Imani got suspended. 430 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,759 She threw eggs at her teacher 431 00:18:47,799 --> 00:18:49,599 because he took slavery off the curriculum. 432 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:52,839 Her excuse: "Malala made me do it." 433 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,200 [CHUCKLING] That's pretty good. 434 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,799 What? That's so unlike her. 435 00:18:55,839 --> 00:18:57,160 Uh-huh. I know. 436 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,960 And then I almost lost it at her, which is unlike me. 437 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,839 Fuck this "unlike me, unlike her" shit. 438 00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,119 You contain multitudes. 439 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,839 Yeah, one of those multitudes being I'm a shit mum! 440 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,240 You're the best mum! Fuck off! 441 00:19:07,279 --> 00:19:08,960 Whoa, whoa. We are not doing that. Mm-mm. 442 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,079 You wanna know how much of a shit mum I am? 443 00:19:11,119 --> 00:19:13,480 When she told me what she did, I scolded her. 444 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:15,839 Like, yeah, yeah, sure, it's wrong to be violent, 445 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,839 but what am I actually saying to her? Hm? Stay in your box? 446 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:20,880 And then she called me a people-pleaser. 447 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,039 [GASPS] Uh-- 448 00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:24,400 Maybe-- Maybe-- Maybe I am a people-pleaser. 449 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:25,839 You're a queen! You are a fucking legend. 450 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,519 Fuck no. No. 451 00:19:27,559 --> 00:19:29,480 No, no, no. You-- You-- 452 00:19:29,519 --> 00:19:32,440 You are a badass punk and so is your daughter. 453 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,279 All right? She gets it from you. 454 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,680 I don't know. 455 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:38,599 MOMTAZ: You've gotta write it. 456 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:39,680 Huh? 457 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,400 "Malala Made Me Do It." It's-- 458 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:45,720 It's brilliant. You've got to write it. 459 00:19:48,039 --> 00:19:49,799 Really? Yeah. 460 00:19:49,839 --> 00:19:51,359 Mm. Yes. 461 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:54,359 [CHUCKLES] 462 00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:56,240 Okay. 463 00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:59,079 [ALL CHEERING, LAUGHING] 464 00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:02,440 AMINA: Through the night, into the small hours, 465 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,640 "Malala Made Me Do It" was born. 466 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:08,440 * He named her Malala Malala Yousefzai * 467 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:12,079 * Rode into town And made the Talibanis cry * 468 00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:15,640 * Born in Swat Valley Up in northern Pakistan * 469 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:19,960 * Advocating For the rise of the woman * 470 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,759 * Nobel prize at 17 * 471 00:20:21,799 --> 00:20:23,519 * The baddest bitch You've ever seen * 472 00:20:23,559 --> 00:20:25,759 * Cross your heart And hope to die * 473 00:20:25,799 --> 00:20:30,960 * It's Malala Yousefzai Malala Yousefzai * 474 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:38,079 * Malala, Malala, Malala Malala Yousefzai * 475 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,519 * Nothing could stop her * 476 00:20:40,559 --> 00:20:42,359 * Not the bullet that she took * 477 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,039 * She cried one pen And one child * 478 00:20:44,079 --> 00:20:46,240 * And one teacher And one book * 479 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:50,480 * She headed for adventure Like her brother Frodo did * 480 00:20:50,519 --> 00:20:54,240 * Prisoner of Azkaban Got nothin' on this kid * 481 00:20:54,279 --> 00:20:56,039 * Noble, wise and so serene * 482 00:20:56,079 --> 00:20:58,039 * The baddest bitch You've ever seen * 483 00:20:58,079 --> 00:21:00,440 * Cross your heart And hope to die * 484 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,880 * It's Malala Yousefzai * 485 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:26,279 * Stole biscuits From the staff room * 486 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,279 * Malala made her do it * 487 00:21:28,319 --> 00:21:30,319 * Skipped choir To chase the boys * 488 00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:32,359 * Malala made her do it * 489 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,240 * Hidin' in the girls' loo * 490 00:21:34,279 --> 00:21:36,279 * To while away Those Monday blue * 491 00:21:36,319 --> 00:21:38,559 * Malala made her do that too * 492 00:21:38,599 --> 00:21:41,319 * It's Malala Yousefzai * 493 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:48,720 [ALL CHEERING, LAUGHING] 494 00:21:48,759 --> 00:21:50,839 AMINA: Who knew a Malala hype track 495 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:55,079 was what we needed to find our flow again? It felt great. 496 00:21:59,039 --> 00:22:00,319 [CHUCKLES] 497 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,680 [GROANS] 498 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:09,960 [INHALES, EXHALES] Thirty, huh? 499 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,599 [CHUCKLES] 500 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,680 [SIGHS] 501 00:22:18,279 --> 00:22:20,359 [SIGHS] 502 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,000 [DOOR OPENS] Shit, she's coming! 503 00:22:28,039 --> 00:22:29,279 She's coming! Quick! Oh! 504 00:22:30,839 --> 00:22:34,720 * Happy birthday to you * Oh, man. 505 00:22:34,759 --> 00:22:38,039 * Happy birthday to you * 506 00:22:38,079 --> 00:22:39,799 * Happy birthday * 507 00:22:39,839 --> 00:22:41,920 * Dear Saira * * Dickhead * 508 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,039 Oh, fuck you! 509 00:22:43,079 --> 00:22:46,559 * Happy birthday to you * 510 00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:49,880 [ALL CHEERING, WHOOPING] 511 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,960 Really? Speech! Speech! 512 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:56,640 Okay, um, so, hi, everyone. I'm 30. Fuck. 513 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:57,640 Still relevant, though. 514 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:58,960 So relevant. Thank you. 515 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,200 Oh. 516 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,319 [CHEERING WILDLY] 517 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:10,960 [CLEARS THROAT] Taz, hey. 518 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,880 I'm sorry for being weird about Second Wife. 519 00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:17,799 I'm just an insecure old lady or something boring. 520 00:23:17,839 --> 00:23:22,440 It's great. They're part of the sisterhood. 521 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,640 And, listen, I know you've been busting your ass 522 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:28,279 to get us paid jobs and I just wanted to say... 523 00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:30,400 I appreciate it. 524 00:23:31,839 --> 00:23:33,559 I appreciate you. 525 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:37,559 It's hard to go toe-to-toe with the white supremacist, 526 00:23:37,599 --> 00:23:40,720 imperialist, capitalist, heteropatriarchy, so, yeah... 527 00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:43,079 I appreciate you trying. 528 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,559 Thanks. [CHUCKLES SOFTLY] 529 00:23:46,599 --> 00:23:49,319 No, thanks, Saira. That means a lot. 530 00:23:49,359 --> 00:23:51,400 I want us to record. I do. 531 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,279 [EXHALES SLOWLY] 532 00:23:53,319 --> 00:23:55,319 Maybe I should-- 533 00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:58,160 We should consider... 534 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,880 I don't know.. a thingy. 535 00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,240 Paid thingy. What, really? 536 00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:07,720 AMINA: Up until now, Saira had batted back 537 00:24:07,759 --> 00:24:11,200 every paid "thingy" Momtaz had suggested, 538 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:13,559 but seeing our sisterly joy resurrected, 539 00:24:13,599 --> 00:24:15,160 she was considering it. 540 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,920 Yeah, but ideally nothing too capitalist-y, you know? 541 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:22,640 Look-- I actually think I've got something you might go for. 542 00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:23,720 Yeah? 543 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,400 Amina, honey. Hm? 544 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,319 How many pieces of cake have you had? 545 00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:29,400 Just five. 546 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:30,720 Attention, punks! [GASPS] 547 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:33,400 What's this? 548 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:35,359 A song list. 549 00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,720 Abba? Tom Jones. 550 00:24:38,759 --> 00:24:42,000 We've got to learn all these songs by next week. 551 00:24:42,039 --> 00:24:43,079 Why? 552 00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:46,759 Because we are playing... a wedding. 553 00:24:46,799 --> 00:24:48,960 [GASPS] A wedding? I love weddings. 554 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,400 A wedding. Okay. 555 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,440 We're not selling anything, were merely the entertainment. 556 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:56,799 No. Saira, no! We are not a wedding band. 557 00:24:56,839 --> 00:25:00,480 Do you know how lame it is? We have an image to maintain. 558 00:25:00,519 --> 00:25:03,880 We can't just-- What, we're just gonna play Britney? 559 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,480 Britney. Britney! 560 00:25:07,599 --> 00:25:08,599 Yep. 561 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,000 It's Britney, bitch. 562 00:25:10,039 --> 00:25:13,079 [INSTRUMENTAL "MALALA MADE ME DO IT" PLAYING] 38807

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