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I'm done with this! I'm tired
of you, you miserable old shit!
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So no wedding?
No wedding!
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Oh, thank God.
We're through, Freddie!
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We're through
when I say we're through!
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And I say we're through!
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Morning.
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Morning, darling.
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# Tell me why is it so
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# Don't want to let you go
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# No, I never can say goodbye, love
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# Ooh
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# No, no
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# I never can say goodbye
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# No, no, no, no, no, no
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♪ No, no ♪
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It just seems so strange,
the two of you separating.
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You're like two peas in a pod.
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If peas could be horribly cruel
to each other.
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I really can't see us
getting back together this time.
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How long did you stay
at the stag party after we left?
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Wait. You didn't sleep with that man
you brought to the party?
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No. I did not sleep with that man.
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I still can't believe Stuart's
behaviour last night.
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Well, we're through. You always said
we wouldn't last and you were right.
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I never said that.
You said it with your eyes.
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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You've been acting strangely
all morning.
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You didn't get back together
with Chloe last night, did you?
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No, that's not what happened
last night.
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Are you sure?
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I'm not really sure about anything
any more.
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Oh.
Oh.
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Oh.
Ohh...
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Ash, will you please ask Stuart
where he'll be staying this evening?
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Since he is no longer welcome
to stay at my flat.
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Stuart, where are you going to stay
tonight?
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Would you tell Freddie that I won't
be inconveniencing him any longer?
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And I will be moving upstairs
with you.
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You're going to stay with me?
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Now that you insist, yes.
Can you tell Freddie that, please?
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He's staying with me.
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I hope you like the sound
of someone coughing phlegm into
a tissue from midnight till 6am.
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Since Stuart is going to be staying with
Ash, perhaps I can stay with you, darling.
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I'm having some work done on my flat.
They say it's riddled with asbestos.
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Apparently, I shouldn't
even be alive.
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Of course you can stay with me, Vi.
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I want you to think of yourself
as a guest.
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So, Ash, it looks like
I'll be right below you.
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And you'll be... on top of me.
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What is it with you two?
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Did something -
It's so sad...
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..that you're all alone and broken up and
you might never find anybody again.
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Come on, let's go home.
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Oh, God, tell me I'm still pretty!
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Freddie, tea's ready!
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After 50 years of Stuart's
high-pitched, octave-defying squeaks,
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it's so refreshing to finally be
summoned to tea by a man's voice.
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Oh... Thank you?
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What are you wearing?
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Is that one of Stuart's old blouses?
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Well, it looks better on you.
Your compliments are confusing.
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I've been thinking. Now that I'm
single again, I should start dating.
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Somebody age-appropriate, of course.
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Say... 35-ish.
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But nobody over 40.
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That would be revolting.
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If you're really serious, I can
always introduce you to someone.
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But don't you only know scumbags
and degenerates, Vi?
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I believe so.
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You let this brew too long.
I like it exactly three minutes.
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Did you use the timer?
No.
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I see. That's why it's undrinkable.
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Would you pour that down the drain
for me, please?
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Of course. Let me
just have my tea first.
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Yes, you take your time, dear.
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Why don't I do it now?
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As you wish.
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You know what might be an amusing
thing for you to do, Vi?
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What?
Make me a proper cup of tea.
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And I also left a list of chores for you
to do whenever you get around to it.
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All right, darling.
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What a dick!
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I heard that!
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I've made us some tea.
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If you want to keep texting
your friends while I sit here,
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staring at the wall like an idiot...
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..that's fine too.
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How long do you think
you'll be staying?
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Not that it hasn't been super
having you here.
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Only till I get back on my feet.
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OK.
A year at most.
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How long to get back
on just one foot?
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I was thinking,
I should start dating again.
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You don't know anybody, do you?
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And age doesn't matter.
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It's only a number.
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There's a guy who comes into the coffee
shop where I work. He's really sweet.
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I think he's in his seventies.
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Seventies?!
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I'm not dating somebody
in their seventies!
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Well, you're in your seventies.
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Yes, but I look 50.
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Have you spoken to Freddie? I wonder
how he's doing with Violet.
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Not that I care.
I haven't actually.
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What about Violet? Have you seen her?
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Seen Violet? When?
What are you talking about?
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Why do you behave so oddly
every time I mention Violet?
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I don't behave oddly!
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Yes, you do.
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Then you try to confuse me
by changing the subject.
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No, I don't!
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And you totally look 50, by the way.
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I was saying to friends, 'I hope, when I'm
Stuart's age, I look that amazing.'
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Really? What friends?
Do I know them? What did they say?
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I showed them a picture
and they were like 'He looks 40!'
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40!
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Oh, my! Well...
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Oh!
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I've totally forgotten
what we were talking about.
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Yeah, so have I.
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Ash, when you are at work today,
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would you mind if I made a few...
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..tiny tweaks around the flat?
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I guess that would be OK.
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You wouldn't even notice. I promise.
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Stuart...
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What did you do to my flat?!
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You'll have to excuse me
if I'm a bit thrown.
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Because I was expecting
'I love it, Stuart!
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Thank you so much
for finally creating a home!
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And getting rid
of all my awful crap!'
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You have to put it back
to the way it was.
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Excuse me.
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Normally, right now,
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I'd storm into another room.
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But since there isn't one...
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..I'm going to storm over there.
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Hello.
Help me, darling.
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Violet!
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Look, about what happened...
We'll talk about it later.
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But we have to -
Who are you talking to in there?
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No-one!
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Just the dog!
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It's uncanny.
He has the hearing of a bat.
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I know what you mean.
What was that?
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Nothing!
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We have to meet.
But after Freddie's gone to sleep.
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He only lets me leave
to go food shopping.
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How are things there?
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Stuart's turned my flat into
the Victoria And Albert Museum!
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I have to go. He's coming.
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I'll text you a location.
Don't respond to it.
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He checks my phone.
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I heard you talking to someone.
It wasn't Stuart, was it?
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No, darling.
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Oh... Good.
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It was only Balthazar.
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See? I was brushing him.
Like you asked.
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Oh, look! He's completely bald now.
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Add to your list.
Find out if they make dog wigs.
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Dog wigs.
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And when am I going to receive a typed
menu for tonight's supper to approve?
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Soon, darling.
I hope so.
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I'd hate to think you were taking
advantage of my hospitality.
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Hello, darling.
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We need to talk.
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I know...
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Why are you dressed like that?
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This seemed like an occasion
that called for extra drama.
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So... What exactly happened between
us the other night? Nothing, right?
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You don't remember?
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Not really. Do you?
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Every detail.
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I remember being with Chloe
and you were with your boyfriend.
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And we were all drinking.
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And then we went home
and it was just the two of us.
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Then we kept drinking.
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And drinking.
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And then we were laughing!
I remember laughing!
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There's nothing wrong with laughing.
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And then we were...
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Oh, God.
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Do you want me to pick it up
from there, darling?
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No.
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I'm not going to tell anybody, Ash.
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What happened between us
shouldn't have happened.
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Twice.
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Oh, God!
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It doesn't have to change anything
between us.
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We need never even talk about it
again.
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OK.
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You were very caring and attentive.
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I just want you to know that.
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Thanks.
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You're certain our friendship can go
back to the way it was before, Ash?
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Sure.
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Good. I suppose we should get
to the business at hand.
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I don't have long. Freddie really
monitors my comings and goings.
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Stuart too.
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I shouldn't say this, but he's
really starting to get on my nerves.
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Oh, please. I spent
most of the day fantasising
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about knocking Freddie unconscious
with a fire extinguisher.
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What are we going to do?
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We have to find a way
to get them back together.
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But how?
I'm not sure yet.
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Let's think.
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Oh!
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Did you think of it?
No.
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I just remembered something you did
with your tongue.
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I can't believe this is the first
blind date I've ever been on.
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If I waited any longer,
I'd actually be blind.
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Where did you say you met this man?
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He was buying a Frappuccino
at Starbucks.
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A Frappuccino?!
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So he's rich.
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And I'm certain you'll like him.
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Did you tell Stuart
I was going on a date?
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I did.
What did the little turd say?
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Was he dying of jealousy?
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Wait... He hasn't started dating
too, has he?
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Oh, what am I saying?
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Of course not.
He's a very specialised fetish.
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How many people are into men
over 70 who look like turtles?
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This is the restaurant.
I'll leave you here, darling.
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Oh, thank you, Vi.
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Would you mind going home and
cooking me a full dinner in case
this is a complete disaster?
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And clean the rugs.
I'm sorry, Freddie.
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I'm going to be moving back
to my flat.
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You said the asbestos
was killing you.
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Yes, well, at least the asbestos
was doing it more slowly.
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I'm so nervous! I haven't been
on a date since 1963.
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And that was in an alleyway.
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Hopefully, this will be nicer.
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It's legal, for one thing.
So it's already nicer.
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I think you're going to like him.
He's a friend of a friend.
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And I hear he's very good-looking.
Maybe he's a model!
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Did you tell Freddie you'd set me up
on a blind date?
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Oh, yeah. He was really torn up
about it too.
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Good. I hope he cried.
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OK, we're here.
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If I'm not enjoying myself, I'll
text you and you can come and get me.
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Say you're my boyfriend.
Can't I say I'm somebody else?
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Anybody else?
All right, ex-boyfriend.
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Here we go, darling.
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Freddie's already in there.
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I hope this works.
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Not sure if I can stand another
night of him getting up to pee 15 times.
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It would be easier
if he slept on the toilet.
250
00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:21,450
How about I take us out
for some Chinese food?
251
00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:24,410
I'm... kind of just going to go home.
252
00:13:26,010 --> 00:13:28,010
I'm really tired.
Oh.
253
00:13:28,050 --> 00:13:30,050
It's been a long day.
254
00:13:30,090 --> 00:13:32,090
Well, I'll see you around, OK?
255
00:13:32,130 --> 00:13:34,130
Yeah, yeah, of course, darling.
256
00:13:42,770 --> 00:13:45,810
Hello. I'm meeting somebody here.
257
00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:47,850
Of course. Right this way.
258
00:13:47,890 --> 00:13:49,890
Is he a model? No, don't tell me.
259
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,930
I want to be surprised.
260
00:13:57,050 --> 00:13:59,050
Oh, you've got to be shitting me!
261
00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:01,090
He's definitely not a model.
262
00:14:01,130 --> 00:14:03,930
I am here tonight on a date, Stuart.
263
00:14:03,970 --> 00:14:06,330
Yes, so am I.
264
00:14:06,370 --> 00:14:08,370
Mine's going to be here in a minute.
265
00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:10,530
So you should just get out of here.
266
00:14:10,570 --> 00:14:13,570
I am the date, you idiot.
267
00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:15,610
Bugger!
268
00:14:15,650 --> 00:14:17,730
Violet and Ash must have arranged it.
269
00:14:17,770 --> 00:14:20,370
I can't believe
that you would go out on a date.
270
00:14:20,410 --> 00:14:23,010
You're doing the same!
That's completely different.
271
00:14:23,050 --> 00:14:25,050
How?
Because it's me.
272
00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:27,730
I'm leaving.
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
273
00:14:27,770 --> 00:14:30,730
You're here now. Might as well stay.
274
00:14:32,810 --> 00:14:34,810
Maybe for a few minutes.
275
00:14:40,890 --> 00:14:42,890
So...
So...
276
00:14:42,930 --> 00:14:45,130
How have things been,
living with Ash?
277
00:14:45,170 --> 00:14:48,290
It's all been perfect. Never happier.
278
00:14:49,290 --> 00:14:51,370
And things with Violet?
Wonderful.
279
00:14:51,410 --> 00:14:54,610
I accidentally saw her naked,
which was a bit of a fright.
280
00:14:54,650 --> 00:14:56,650
But otherwise it's been bliss.
281
00:14:56,690 --> 00:14:58,690
I'm glad to hear it.
282
00:15:00,090 --> 00:15:02,090
How's Balthazar?
283
00:15:02,130 --> 00:15:04,450
Have you been putting
his oxygen mask on?
284
00:15:04,490 --> 00:15:06,890
Of course. He misses you.
285
00:15:06,930 --> 00:15:08,930
I miss him too.
286
00:15:08,970 --> 00:15:10,970
Freddie -
Stuart -
287
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,290
Would you like to order?
We're talking!
288
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:15,330
How dare you interrupt us like that?
289
00:15:15,370 --> 00:15:17,170
You don't do that to someone!
290
00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:19,810
It's scandalous!
We should call the manager.
291
00:15:19,850 --> 00:15:21,450
Please, it's my first day.
292
00:15:21,490 --> 00:15:25,610
You should have thought of that
before you came barrelling
over here like a lunatic!
293
00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:27,450
I'm sorry. I didn't -
294
00:15:27,490 --> 00:15:31,010
An assortment of free starters
might help smooth things over.
295
00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:33,890
Um... OK. What would you like?
296
00:15:33,930 --> 00:15:35,930
Surprise us. Scarper!
297
00:15:38,410 --> 00:15:40,410
That was fun.
I know.
298
00:15:40,450 --> 00:15:44,010
Tormenting the waiter has made me
realise how much I miss us.
299
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:48,170
Miss you.
Oh, I miss you too.
300
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,930
Freddie.
Yes?
301
00:15:52,970 --> 00:15:55,290
Why were we fighting?
302
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,690
I don't know. I thought you knew.
303
00:15:57,730 --> 00:16:03,810
Not really. I suppose the wedding
started bringing up strange feelings.
304
00:16:03,850 --> 00:16:08,410
I know. I just hope
it doesn't change what we have.
305
00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:11,490
We've been together for 50 years.
306
00:16:11,530 --> 00:16:15,690
Is that all discounted now
because we can get married?
307
00:16:15,730 --> 00:16:17,730
It's all so confusing.
308
00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:20,650
I know one thing
that is not confusing, Stuart.
309
00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:22,970
How I feel about you.
310
00:16:23,010 --> 00:16:25,010
What do you say?
311
00:16:26,410 --> 00:16:28,450
Is the wedding back on?
312
00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:31,730
All right -
Not now!
313
00:16:33,850 --> 00:16:37,330
Nothing would me me happier,
Stuart, than to make you my wife.
314
00:16:38,850 --> 00:16:40,850
Husband.
315
00:16:42,130 --> 00:16:44,010
Husband.
316
00:16:48,490 --> 00:16:50,490
Violet.
Hello, darling.
317
00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:53,450
I have something to tell you
and then I'll be off.
318
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:55,490
Is everything OK?
319
00:16:55,530 --> 00:16:58,010
Nothing happened.
Excuse me?
320
00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:00,090
Nothing happened between us.
321
00:17:00,130 --> 00:17:02,130
It didn't?!
No.
322
00:17:02,170 --> 00:17:04,170
But I thought...
323
00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:06,250
I put you to bed, nothing more.
324
00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:08,290
Really?
325
00:17:08,330 --> 00:17:12,050
Really. I was teasing you.
I'm sorry.
326
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,450
You really had me, Violet!
327
00:17:16,490 --> 00:17:19,170
Oh, my God! I totally believed you!
328
00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:22,850
Oh, Ash.
It's been a year of challenges.
329
00:17:22,890 --> 00:17:24,890
My husband left me and...
330
00:17:25,690 --> 00:17:28,450
Well, you're very dear to me.
331
00:17:28,490 --> 00:17:31,690
And I wouldn't want anything
to get in the way of that.
332
00:17:31,730 --> 00:17:33,730
I wouldn't either.
333
00:17:36,610 --> 00:17:39,090
I should go.
No, don't go.
334
00:17:39,130 --> 00:17:41,130
I'll order us some Chinese food.
335
00:17:41,170 --> 00:17:43,170
I'd like that.
336
00:17:46,170 --> 00:17:48,170
So, shall we have a drink?
337
00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:50,210
Perhaps that's not the best idea.
338
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,570
Yeah, you're probably right!
339
00:17:53,610 --> 00:17:56,410
But perhaps a tiny one
couldn't hurt.
340
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,450
I'll get the bottle!
341
00:17:58,490 --> 00:18:00,490
Hello, Mother.
342
00:18:00,530 --> 00:18:04,210
I wanted to tell you Freddie and I
are getting married.
343
00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:07,370
Yes, we can get married now.
344
00:18:09,210 --> 00:18:11,930
I don't know if we still go to hell.
345
00:18:14,570 --> 00:18:17,170
I think they might
have changed that too.
346
00:18:17,210 --> 00:18:20,370
Yes, what a world indeed.
347
00:18:20,410 --> 00:18:22,410
Yeah, talk soon!
348
00:18:24,210 --> 00:18:27,410
The kitchen still stinks
of Violet's cheap perfume.
349
00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:31,130
Poor Balthazar smells like the
inside of a prostitute's handbag.
350
00:18:32,410 --> 00:18:36,010
I'm going to have my work cut out
putting this flat back together.
351
00:18:36,930 --> 00:18:39,050
I can't believe you were ever gone.
352
00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:41,090
How long was it anyway?
353
00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:43,130
A day.
354
00:18:44,770 --> 00:18:46,770
Seemed longer.
355
00:18:46,810 --> 00:18:49,170
Shall we go to bed?
Yes, let's.
356
00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:54,210
Oh, I threw out your clothes
because I was angry.
357
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:59,330
They're in the rubbish bin,
along with old photos of you and
most of your personal effects.
358
00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:03,290
Welcome back.
359
00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:09,330
Yes.
360
00:19:09,370 --> 00:19:11,370
I'm back.
361
00:19:13,810 --> 00:19:18,210
Oh, Mother. I just moved in this
week. I can't wait for you to see it.
362
00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:22,450
No, I have a flatmate.
His name is Freddie.
363
00:19:22,490 --> 00:19:24,690
He's the sweetest man
you'll ever meet
364
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,730
with a kind word for everyone.
365
00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:32,490
I know you want me to get married.
Don't worry, I will.
366
00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:34,530
It just might take a bit of time.
367
00:19:35,530 --> 00:19:38,890
Yes, I promise I'll call every day.
Kisses!
368
00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:42,090
Was that your mother?
369
00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:45,210
I wanted to say hello.
When am I going to get to meet her?
370
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:48,810
I'm sure I'll love her.
Oh, you will. I just know it.
371
00:19:48,850 --> 00:19:52,290
She wants me to get married.
Isn't that sweet?
372
00:19:52,330 --> 00:19:54,850
So you haven't told her about us.
373
00:19:54,890 --> 00:19:57,810
Not yet. Next time I talk to her.
374
00:19:57,850 --> 00:20:00,730
You'll have to tell her
you're never getting married.
375
00:20:00,770 --> 00:20:03,490
Don't say never, Freddie.
Anything can happen.
376
00:20:03,530 --> 00:20:06,050
After all, you're going to be
a famous actor.
377
00:20:06,090 --> 00:20:08,490
And I'm going to be...
something amazing.
378
00:20:08,530 --> 00:20:10,530
Oh, you already are.
379
00:20:10,570 --> 00:20:12,570
Ohh.
380
00:20:12,610 --> 00:20:14,610
I think I'll pop the kettle on.
381
00:20:14,650 --> 00:20:16,450
No, let me get it.
382
00:20:16,490 --> 00:20:19,010
I don't want you to feel
you have to wait on me.
383
00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:21,050
No, I like getting your tea.
384
00:20:22,530 --> 00:20:24,530
Will we always be this happy?
385
00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:26,570
For ever and ever.
386
00:20:27,730 --> 00:20:30,730
Oh, and not so much sugar in it
this time, OK?
387
00:20:35,650 --> 00:20:37,650
Oh, right.
388
00:20:37,690 --> 00:20:39,970
Maybe you should make it yourself,
then.
389
00:20:40,010 --> 00:20:42,010
Did you say something?
390
00:20:42,050 --> 00:20:46,010
I heard a hissing lisp as if a
homosexual balloon was slowly leaking air.
391
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:52,370
Well, you would be the expert on
things that are filled with air.
392
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,170
Listen to us. What are we doing?
393
00:20:56,210 --> 00:20:58,210
I have no idea. I am so sorry.
394
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:00,490
Swear we'll never do that again.
395
00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:03,410
I swear.
396
00:21:05,490 --> 00:21:07,490
Ohh.
397
00:21:08,530 --> 00:21:10,530
Still waiting on that tea.
398
00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:12,570
Tick-tock!
399
00:21:12,610 --> 00:21:14,610
Of course.
400
00:21:17,530 --> 00:21:19,530
What an arsehole.
401
00:21:21,370 --> 00:21:23,370
I heard that!
402
00:21:25,170 --> 00:21:27,170
What are you still doing down there?
403
00:21:27,210 --> 00:21:31,450
Did one of your spindly bones
snap on the way up the stairs?
404
00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:34,650
All right, shut up, I'm coming.
405
00:21:38,450 --> 00:21:41,170
I think Ash screwed Violet.
406
00:21:43,520 --> 00:22:14,800
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