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Let's have some frozen yoghurt!
No, thank you.
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I'm not falling for that scam.
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You can suck a piece of ice
when we get home.
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What about getting tickets
for Mamma Mia!?
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I've heard they force you
to like it.
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I'd rather be lowered into a vat
of boiling oil.
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You never want to do anything
with me!
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I'm sick of staying at home
all the time watching you decompose.
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It's like living with
a puddle of skin and two teeth.
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We're so glad you stopped by again
without calling first, Vi.
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Still nothing from your husband?
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No word from Jasper.
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But I did talk to
some of his ex-wives
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and apparently,
he disappears quite frequently.
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So that's a bit of encouraging news!
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And how many ex-wives does he have,
Vi?
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How many would you think is a lot?
More than two.
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Well, multiply that by three.
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And add one.
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Let's not talk till he gets back, hm?
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Hi!
Hi!
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Hello, Ash! Hello, Jess!
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And how are the lovebirds?
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Great! Living together is amazing.
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And we've been doing
loads of fun things.
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Oh! I wonder what that's like.
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We have fun. Just yesterday, I cut that
growth of your neck with the nail clippers.
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Aren't you the most adorable couple
I've ever seen?
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It's official,
I'm in love with the two of you!
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Jess, darling, would you mind
grabbing me a tissue? Oh, sure!
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She seems clingy and desperate and
not right for you at all. We'll talk later.
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Thank you, darling!
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We're going to be taking
a ballroom dance class together.
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Oh, I've been dying to do that!
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Haven't I been dying to do that,
Freddie?
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Well, I know you've been dying.
I can't speak to the rest of it.
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Well, why don't you come with us?
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Ballroom dancing? With that? No!
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I'll pass.
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I want to go, Freddie!
Then, go with Violet.
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She doesn't have anything else to do.
Oh, yes, Stu, it'll be such fun.
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I don't want to go with Violet!
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Oh, all right.
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Come on, Freddie!
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My mother's learning ballroom
dancing in prison and she loves it!
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I thought you said
your father was in prison.
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Oh, yeah, yeah,
they're both in prison.
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Don't look so surprised!
It's not that weird!
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Is it?
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It's really fucking weird.
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Fine! I'll do it. Just don't
tell people we're a couple.
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I don't want everyone to know
that I've settled.
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Great! We're all set!
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Wonderful!
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So, am I going or not?
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Hello, all you gorgeous people!
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I'm Antonio Saint Alexis
and I'll be your instructor.
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Now, are you ready to dance?
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I said,
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are you ready to dance?
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Yes, please.
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I need to see how you all move.
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Come up here.
What's your name, young man? Go! Go!
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Ash.
No. I was talking to him.
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Oh, me?
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Oh, I'm Stuart.
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Move over, Ash.
Not everything's about you.
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Do you mind
if I put my hands on your hips?
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Can they reach that wide?
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Now, I want you to sway to the beat.
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Do you mind if I have a go next?
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Of course not. Get up here, gorgeous.
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Don't do anything too bizarre.
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Is it all right
if I put my hands on your hips?
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Let me save you some time.
You can put anything anywhere.
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Did you see me?
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No. I must've missed it. I was
too busy trying to claw my eyes out.
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I'm not sure I'm getting it.
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Like this?
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Are they having sex?
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I'm not certain.
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But I'm glad
there are no children present.
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Why are you both here, anyway?
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Stuart invited us.
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He phoned and started talking about suicide
again. I didn't know what else to say.
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Thank you, darling.
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Now, let's see how you all dance
with your partners.
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What about you?
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Yes, you.
Oh, now me!
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And, er, who's that gorgeous creature
with you?
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That's my girlfriend Jess.
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Don't touch her.
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Hi! Don't listen to him.
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We totally don't think
you're creepy.
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Let's see what
you sexy little gumdrops can do!
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Jess.
Yes?
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There's something
I've been wanting to tell you. Yes?
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I really feel like I'm falling...
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Oh! Shit!
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Sorry.
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You... stood on it really hard!
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You're kind of being a baby. There's
blood coming through my shoe!
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Are you crying?
No!
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All right, who's next?
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I'd love to go next!
Unless I've already gone,
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in which case,
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how did I do?
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This is all your fault.
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Come on, dear.
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You're very good, Penelope.
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Thank you. And so are you, Robert.
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Robert? But we've always danced
wonderfully together.
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Do you remember our wedding,
Robert?
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Yes.
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Yes, I do.
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It was so beautiful.
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It was.
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- Oh!
- Ahh!
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All right, you two, wrap it up!
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OK, show us what you've got, boys.
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You be the woman.
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As if that needed saying.
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And you be the nasty bitch.
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Oh, God! You're doing it wrong!
No, I'm not!
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All right, I'm going to stop you.
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- You're doing it wrong.
- I told you.
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No. You're doing it wrong.
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Would you mind stepping out so I can
show you how it's done? He doesn't mind.
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Get lost.
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It's like this.
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And one, two, three,
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one, two, three.
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I never knew Stuart
danced so beautifully.
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Bleurgh!
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My, yes!
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He's very good, isn't he, Freddie?
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You're just lucky
Stuart answered the phone.
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Is this arsehole
ever going to pick me?
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I can't remember
when I had such a good time!
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People seemed to really enjoy
my dancing!
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I didn't think I was that good,
but I suppose I was.
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Antonio wouldn't say it
if it wasn't true!
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Although,
maybe he was just being nice.
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But - Ash, would you do me a favour
and throw that lamp at Stuart?
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I can't reach it.
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You're just upset
because Antonio said you were awful.
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What, that ridiculous man?
Oh, please!
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And what was he, gay, straight?
Who could tell the way he was carrying on?
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And I refuse to believe
there's such a thing as a bisexual.
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Oh, he's definitely straight.
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He just sent me this.
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Oh, my!
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And this.
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Is that his arm?
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No!
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I think we're dating.
You have a husband!
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Or something.
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I think it's time
I went on with my life.
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But I'll go slow. I don't want
to give him the wrong idea.
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Jess, would you mind taking a topless
photo of me in the kitchen later?
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Only if you take one of me next.
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I like you!
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I'm so glad you two are friends.
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Well, I hope you've got this
all out of your system, Stuart,
because we are not going back.
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What are you talking about?
Watching you behave like a whore
entertaining sailors on leave
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is not my idea of a good time.
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You're just jealous because I was
better at something than you.
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That's ridiculous. The only thing
you're better at than me is shrinking.
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It's late.
Perhaps we should go home now, Jess.
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Oh, can't we stay
for a few more minutes?
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I've never seen them
really go for it.
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It's quite fun.
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I'm not going back to that class.
Fine!
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Then, I'll go without you!
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God forbid we should ever
do anything as a couple!
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I want to make sure Balzathar's glass
eye didn't fall into his water bowl again.
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Ooh, he just sent me another photo!
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What are we looking at?
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I'm not sure!
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Oh...
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All right,
I'm leaving for dance class.
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I cooked dinner. It's in the oven.
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What tasteless piece of cardboard
do I have to look forward to?
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Did you boil a chair cushion?
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Now I'm glad it fell on the floor.
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If you need anything, call.
I have my mobile with me.
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Don't worry. This is the first time
I've been alone in this flat in 50 years.
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Now I can finally change the locks.
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Oh, and there's some shit I need you
to cut out of Balthazar's fur.
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What's Freddie doing tonight,
Stuart?
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He's probably home,
sitting on the sofa and bitching.
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Although, I can't be certain. I'm only
going by 18,250 nights of experience.
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Wow. Can you imagine
being with somebody that long?
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I can.
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Jess, there's something I've been
wanting to tell you. Oh, hold on.
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I-I think I might be falling...
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Oh! Shit!
Oh, I'm so sorry! Are you OK?
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My teeth feel funny.
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Let me see.
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Well?
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They look fine.
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Phew!
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Now, as you all know,
next week is our competition night,
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but remember, it's a celebration
of all your hard work
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and not a competition.
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Then, maybe change the name?
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Has anybody seen Violet?
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Oh, sorry! So sorry I'm late!
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So, so sorry!
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I was at the, er, supermarket
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and there was, erm... Oh!
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..a very long queue.
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Yes, Violet was at the supermarket
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and I saw her there
and we came to class together.
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I wasn't at the supermarket!
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Yeah, I know.
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Stuart and Violet,
would you like to start?
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I wanted to go first, Robert.
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I'm sorry, my dear. Next time.
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You're a weak man, Robert,
and you've always been a weak man.
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Jesus Christ!
Now I get it from her, too!
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Hello? Sorry.
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Yes?
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Stuart, is that you?
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Well, who the bloody hell
do you think it is?
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I hadn't heard your constant mewling for so
long, I'd forgotten what it sounded like.
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What do you want, Freddie? I'm just calling
to find out where we keep the tea.
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It's impossible to know where you hide
everything. In the cupboard by the sink!
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I looked, I couldn't find it.
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You didn't move everything around
before you left?
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I have to go, Freddie!
Don't you dare hang up on me!
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I'm all right,
in case anybody was wondering.
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Yes?!
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I found the tea.
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Great! Is that it?
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Er, n-no, just one more thing.
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How do you make tea?
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Balthazar, stop licking that spot,
please.
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It's disgusting!
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Oh, you're home! What a novelty!
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Now at least I won't have to go on
a treasure hunt to find a spoon.
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Everything is where
it's always been.
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And you're the one who decided he
didn't want to come to dance class.
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Yes,
because I'm not a 12-year-old girl.
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Are you going to come and watch me
at competition night?
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We even get to wear
special costumes.
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I hope mine doesn't have
too many sequins
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but at the same time,
a lot of sequins.
251
00:14:45,074 --> 00:14:49,074
Pencil me in for a "No, and I'll
get back to you if anything changes".
252
00:14:49,114 --> 00:14:52,674
Fine! If you don't want
to spend time with me,
253
00:14:52,714 --> 00:14:55,594
I'll just continue to do things
without you.
254
00:14:55,634 --> 00:15:00,154
I want to spend time with you,
just not in the same room.
255
00:15:00,194 --> 00:15:04,034
Well, we can start now.
I'll be upstairs.
256
00:15:04,074 --> 00:15:05,594
Good!
257
00:15:06,634 --> 00:15:09,474
Stop licking your balls!
258
00:15:10,674 --> 00:15:14,154
Great, you're home.
Mm.
259
00:15:14,194 --> 00:15:16,954
Where's Stuart?
No idea!
260
00:15:16,994 --> 00:15:19,674
I can't even remember
the last time I saw him.
261
00:15:19,714 --> 00:15:23,674
Could I talk to you about something,
Freddie? Yes, of course.
262
00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:26,914
Would you like a drink? I'd love one.
Get one for me, too.
263
00:15:27,874 --> 00:15:30,154
It's about Jess.
264
00:15:31,474 --> 00:15:33,234
I think I'm in love with her.
265
00:15:33,274 --> 00:15:34,954
Have you told her?
266
00:15:34,994 --> 00:15:37,274
Not yet.
267
00:15:37,314 --> 00:15:39,554
Every time I try,
I keep getting injured.
268
00:15:39,594 --> 00:15:42,114
I had to spend all afternoon
at the dentist.
269
00:15:42,154 --> 00:15:45,594
I went to the dentist once.
The whole thing is a scam.
270
00:15:45,634 --> 00:15:49,794
I've never felt this way before
and I-I need some advice.
271
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:52,034
I don't want to talk to my parents
about it.
272
00:15:52,074 --> 00:15:54,034
Because they're both in prison?
273
00:15:54,074 --> 00:15:57,994
No. Because I don't feel
as close to them as I feel to you.
274
00:15:58,034 --> 00:16:01,114
Aww!
So, how can I help?
275
00:16:01,154 --> 00:16:03,114
I'm not sure.
276
00:16:03,154 --> 00:16:05,794
All I know is,
I can't imagine being without her.
277
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,514
And you really feel that way?
Yeah.
278
00:16:08,554 --> 00:16:10,914
I don't know what to do.
279
00:16:10,954 --> 00:16:15,114
It seems to me the answer
is right in front of you.
280
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:20,714
You're right. I'm going to ask her!
281
00:16:20,754 --> 00:16:23,514
Just excuse me for a moment.
282
00:16:26,314 --> 00:16:30,074
Hey, Balthazar.
What are you doing there, eh, matey?
283
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,554
Oh, you're a dirty dog!
284
00:16:31,594 --> 00:16:33,834
Dirty, dirty dog!
285
00:16:33,874 --> 00:16:37,514
There's something I want to give you,
Ash.
286
00:16:38,514 --> 00:16:40,554
It's my mother's wedding ring.
287
00:16:40,594 --> 00:16:42,834
I want you to have it.
288
00:16:42,874 --> 00:16:44,874
Freddie...
289
00:16:44,914 --> 00:16:47,194
I don't know what to say. Thank you.
290
00:16:47,234 --> 00:16:49,794
You're welcome.
291
00:16:53,714 --> 00:16:55,594
What's all that?
292
00:16:55,634 --> 00:16:57,594
My mother.
293
00:17:03,034 --> 00:17:07,554
Don't you all look gorgeous
this evening?
294
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:12,114
Is everyone excited
for our competition night?
295
00:17:15,394 --> 00:17:17,354
Yes.
296
00:17:17,394 --> 00:17:21,674
This class has really made me
more outspoken!
297
00:17:21,714 --> 00:17:24,794
Is Freddie not coming?
No!
298
00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:27,234
Are you all right, darling?
Yeah, course.
299
00:17:27,274 --> 00:17:31,194
Is my costume too tight?
It feels way too tight!
300
00:17:31,234 --> 00:17:33,994
No, it's perfect!
301
00:17:34,034 --> 00:17:37,194
I didn't realise
you were circumcised.
302
00:17:43,914 --> 00:17:46,474
Are you OK? You seem nervous.
303
00:17:46,514 --> 00:17:48,154
I'm great.
304
00:17:48,194 --> 00:17:49,794
What are you up to?
305
00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:51,154
You'll see.
306
00:17:51,194 --> 00:17:53,514
Stand up straight, Robert.
Yes, dear.
307
00:17:53,554 --> 00:17:58,074
And be more personable today.
I'm trying, dear. Try harder.
308
00:17:59,554 --> 00:18:02,074
Stuart and Violet,
would you like to begin?
309
00:18:17,314 --> 00:18:20,594
You can sit the rest of this out, Vi.
310
00:18:20,634 --> 00:18:24,354
What are you doing, Freddie?
And where did you get that outfit?
311
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:27,154
It's from when I was in Cats.
312
00:18:30,154 --> 00:18:32,474
Best I could do at short notice.
313
00:18:32,514 --> 00:18:36,914
You wanted to do something
as a couple, so here I am.
314
00:18:38,234 --> 00:18:40,274
Well, it's too late.
315
00:18:40,314 --> 00:18:43,874
Why do you always find it so hard
to show that you care?
316
00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:46,554
I show, but in my own way.
317
00:18:46,594 --> 00:18:48,954
You know, by calling you fat.
318
00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:52,914
Well, that's just not good enough!
Don't you dare dance off without me!
319
00:18:52,954 --> 00:18:57,274
What was all that about?
It's just Freddie being Freddie.
320
00:18:57,314 --> 00:19:00,034
He'll never change.
321
00:19:02,994 --> 00:19:04,874
Your lip's bleeding.
322
00:19:04,914 --> 00:19:07,914
I forgot to take the thorns out.
323
00:19:12,674 --> 00:19:16,794
You're dancing beautifully,
Penelope.
324
00:19:16,834 --> 00:19:19,514
I want a divorce.
325
00:19:26,314 --> 00:19:29,554
This is so much fun!
I know, right?
326
00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:54,274
Something feels wrong back there.
327
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:58,434
You were all incredible tonight!
328
00:19:58,474 --> 00:20:01,194
According to my judges' scores,
329
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:05,234
the winners are Stuart and Violet!
330
00:20:05,274 --> 00:20:07,754
What judges? There are no judges!
331
00:20:07,794 --> 00:20:11,954
Ahem! Can I have everyone's
attention for a minute, please?
332
00:20:11,994 --> 00:20:15,274
I have something I want to say and
I want the whole world to hear it.
333
00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:18,354
Well, the whole world's
already seen it.
334
00:20:24,714 --> 00:20:27,194
Jessica Foster...
335
00:20:28,914 --> 00:20:31,874
..will you marry me?
336
00:20:31,914 --> 00:20:33,914
Oh, Ash,
337
00:20:33,954 --> 00:20:36,074
I don't think...
338
00:20:36,114 --> 00:20:39,434
..I don't think
I'm in love with you.
339
00:20:39,474 --> 00:20:41,714
I'm so sorry.
340
00:20:46,874 --> 00:20:50,394
Oh, Ash...
341
00:20:50,434 --> 00:20:53,394
I don't know what to do.
342
00:20:55,234 --> 00:20:59,514
It seems to me that
the answer's right in front of you.
343
00:21:10,314 --> 00:21:12,554
Stuart Bixby,
344
00:21:12,594 --> 00:21:15,474
will you marry me?
345
00:21:16,714 --> 00:21:18,714
Yes...
346
00:21:19,714 --> 00:21:22,554
..Freddie Thornhill,
347
00:21:22,594 --> 00:21:24,794
yes,
348
00:21:24,834 --> 00:21:27,594
I will marry you.
349
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:33,514
Oh, darling! Oh!
350
00:21:40,714 --> 00:21:43,114
I can't get back up.
351
00:21:43,373 --> 00:22:13,611
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