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# Is it so?
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# Don't wanna let you go
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# No, I never can say goodbye, boy
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# Ooh
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# No, no
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# I never can say goodbye, no no no,
no no no
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♪ No no no, ooh, ooh ♪
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I wonder if it's going to rain. They said
rain, but then they're always wrong.
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It looks like it could rain.
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Then, again, it might not.
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Or it could.
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If it were possible to bore somebody
to death,
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you would have massacred this entire
street by now.
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At least I don't fart
with every step I take.
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It's my shoes.
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Why are all these teenagers so
confident?
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What exactly have they accomplished?
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Apart from being loathsome.
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Don't look at them.
They frighten me.
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Morning.
We don't have any money. Run!
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Oh!
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How far have we got?
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A very short, sad distance.
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I think my kneecap fell off!
Can you see it anywhere?
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We really must get in better shape.
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Come on. Let's go home.
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Violet and Penelope are coming
for tea.
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We never have anything good to look
forward to.
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Oh! Did you just feel a drop?
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I think I felt a drop. Oh.
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Never mind.
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Oh, yes, there it is again.
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Er... Wait.
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Now I can't tell.
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This is why people hate you.
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Can I get anybody a little something
to nibble on?
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Oh, lunch would be lovely, darling.
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I'd love some lunch. Thank you.
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There's three assorted nuts.
This isn't a restaurant.
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How do you two know each other,
again?
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He's been my partner for 50 years,
Penelope.
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You introduced us!
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Just sit there and suck on a walnut.
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Hi.
Hello, Ash.
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Hello, Ash. Come in.
Care for some lunch?
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Oh, so there IS lunch. You've
already had all you're getting.
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I can't. Thanks. I'm just on my way
to the gym.
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I've been going a lot lately.
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Do you mind if we go with you, Ash?
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I was just saying that Freddie and I
should be in better shape.
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Speak for yourself. I'm in fantastic
shape.
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People are always staring at my ass.
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Because it hangs behind your knees!
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No, we need to be more fit.
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We were almost mugged earlier today.
Oh, my! What happened?
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Oh, this child said good morning
to us.
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It was horrifying!
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Sure. I don't mind if you guys come.
I promise we won't be a bother.
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All we need is for you to teach us
how everything works.
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I already know how it all works.
I used to go to the gym all the time.
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Do you still lift bags of sand?
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Great. Well, I'll see you later.
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Now that's a nice arse.
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Oh, yes. It's just
as I remembered it.
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Except without all these machines.
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And weights.
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And people exercising.
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Maybe I was thinking a gym was
something else.
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Thank God we're appropriately
dressed.
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We actually look better than
everyone.
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Shall we start with some stretching?
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Oh! Oh...
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That felt good.
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That really got everything moving.
Yes.
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I almost feel like
we could go home now.
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Oh, look at all these posters
for training sessions.
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The whole thing is a scam. They take advantage
of old people with these special offers.
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They probably flatter the idiots,
then they sign up.
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Hi. I'm Theo, one of the trainers
here.
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I was going to see if you guys
needed any help.
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But I can see you're both already in
great shape.
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Thank you.
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Well, don't walk away so fast. I'm
sure there's still more we can learn.
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Well, there's a special right now,
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if you sign up for 20 sessions.
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But you have to be over 50.
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Are you?
Just last month. Thank God.
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No, I'm not sure about this.
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Stuart!
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He's offering us a special.
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The first week is free.
In that case, can we start now?
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OK. Great. Why don't we start with
some press-ups? All right.
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If he dies, just keep going.
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I want to get my full hour.
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Hello?
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Come on in. Nobody's here. Are you
sure this is all right, Violet?
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Positive. I have my own key.
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I always stop by to use the loo
when I go out.
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Oh, thank goodness! I thought I'd
pass out if I didn't get to a toilet.
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Then shouldn't you go?
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Go where?
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To the toilet.
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Oh, right.
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Hello. Jasper, darling,
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it's Violet.
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Just checking in. If you get this,
do give me a ring.
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Christ, that felt good.
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Now...
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we'd probably better go before
Frankie and Stephen get back.
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Freddie and Stuart.
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Of course.
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They live here, too.
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You know, I'm certain they won't be
home for a while.
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I think we could spend a few more
minutes here.
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Oh!
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Oh...
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Shall we have some tea?
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Oh, that sounds delightful.
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Do you think it's a bit more
pleasant without them here?
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Oh, shit, yes.
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Oh...
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What's that noise? Is somebody
setting off fireworks?
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It's my shoulder cracking.
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I'm not sure, but I think a piece
just broke off.
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You're doing great, Freddie.
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What's he doing? Is he doing it
better than me?
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Yes, I am. Thank you, Theo.
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Oof!
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You were both amazing.
But I did better. Right?
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How could you have done better? The only exercise
you've had in the last 50 years is crying.
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Yes. From waking up next to you.
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You two are hilarious.
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Freddie, you remind me so much of my
partner. Oh, is your partner an asshole, too?
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Hi, guys. I've been looking
all over for you.
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Hello, Ash. Sorry. It took us a couple of
hours longer than we thought to get ready.
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I was just waiting around to show
you how to use the equipment.
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Oh, we're all right, Ash.
Theo has been helping us.
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Hey.
Hey.
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So you don't need any help?
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We're all good here. I'm actually
going to be training these handsome
gents for the next three months.
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Three months?
Yes. We've got a special.
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Not everyone gets it, you know.
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It's not even that expensive. We'll
just cut corners in other areas.
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Like food and heat.
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OK. Well...
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I guess I'll see you later, then.
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Oh, Ash!
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You might want to rethink your
outfit. It's not quite popping.
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Poor little thing.
Mm.
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He doesn't know.
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Hello? Freddie?
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Stuart?
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All clear.
Oh, wonderful.
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We'll just rest here for a few
minutes before heading back out.
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I think this the first time
I've been here...
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and not wanted to throw up.
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They can be a bit trying.
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I usually take a Valium
before I come.
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And I usually have a glass of vodka
in the hall first.
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I took the liberty of finding out
the boys' schedule. They're not
going to be home for hours.
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It seems a shame to rush off when
we're having such an enjoyable time.
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Ooh, I agree!
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Would you like a bit of lunch?
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How nice!
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I never thought I'd actually be
enjoying myself here.
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We'll make something quick and
simple and then dash out.
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There are peas.
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And I can roast a chicken!
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Oh, that was very nice to walk us
home, Theo.
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No problem.
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I love your flat. It's fabulous.
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Thank you.
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I paid for everything.
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He sat around.
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You must stay for tea.
If you're sure it's not any trouble?
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Of course. We just want to thank you
for working out with us these past few days.
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I've become so strong!
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I can actually get off the toilet
now without grabbing onto the sink.
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And I've never looked better.
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I could probably go up for
leading-man roles.
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I'd even be open to doing a nude
scene, if the part required it.
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The only way you'll be required
to be nude again
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is if you're donating your organs.
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At least I have a penis.
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I love the way you two are with each
other.
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I hope my partner and I are like
this some day, too.
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Why?
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You know, Theo, I was wondering
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if there was anything more rigorous
I could do.
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I think I'm ready
to step things up a bit.
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Yes. And so am I.
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I wouldn't say this,
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if you guys weren't already
in such fantastic shape,
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but if you're serious I could train
you for the London marathon.
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I've always wanted to run
a marathon!
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It would be like
I was in the Olympics.
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Bitch, please!
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You'll probably need a lot more
training sessions, though.
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I could see if they're offering another
special, but I don't know. Another special?
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Oh, yes, please.
See what you can do, Theo.
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Just so you know, he runs like
a girl.
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An old, fat, stupid girl.
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Hi.
Oh, hello, Ash.
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You remember Ash? He stops by a lot.
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Yeah.
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Hey, we met at the gym.
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Yeah, I remember. Hey.
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We'd invite you in, Ash -
Oh, thanks.
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..but we already have visitors.
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You understand and your feelings
aren't hurt, are they?
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Of course not.
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Maybe we can hang out later.
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Maybe. We'll call you and then take
it on from there.
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Bye.
Goodbye, Ash.
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Right, then, bye-bye.
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Closing the door now, dear.
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Just... Just move that foot a bit.
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There we go!
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Oh, sorry, we don't normally have
people dropping in unannounced.
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I believe if you're going to drop
in...
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..if you've got no choice, you
should, erm, call first.
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Yes, I completely agree.
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Yes.
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Otherwise, it's very rude.
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Can anybody else smell chicken?
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So, Theo, a marathon is what?
Three miles?
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It's 26 miles.
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I see. How many weeks does one get
to finish?
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I feel like I could run it today.
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Your treadmill isn't turned on.
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Oh.
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Ohh! Yes, now I see the difference.
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Maybe we should call it quits for
the day. The gym is about to close.
I'm meeting my partner for a drink.
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Yes, yes.
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No, I'm just getting started.
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So am I.
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Hey, guys.
Ah, hello, Ash.
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I'm training for the marathon, in case
you wondered why I'm looking so sexy.
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Yes, and Theo has managed to get us a
special on another three months of training.
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Did he?
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Why don't you and your partner come
by our place for dinner later?
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Oh, yes. You must come and dine with
us, Theo.
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That sounds fabulous. We'd love it.
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Actually, I just came by to get
Theo.
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What's up? Somebody was looking for
you in the locker room.
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OK. I'll be right back.
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How do I get off this thing?
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Just press the stop button.
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Yes. That worked.
251
00:13:27,268 --> 00:13:28,868
Hello?
252
00:13:29,948 --> 00:13:31,748
Hello, Theo.
253
00:13:31,788 --> 00:13:35,548
Hey, I thought you said someone was
waiting for me in the locker room.
254
00:13:35,588 --> 00:13:38,148
Someone is. Me.
255
00:13:38,188 --> 00:13:40,348
You're creepy.
256
00:13:40,388 --> 00:13:41,868
Yeah.
257
00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:44,828
Creepy like a fox.
258
00:13:44,868 --> 00:13:46,828
What does that even mean?
259
00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,868
You seem like a nice kid.
260
00:13:48,908 --> 00:13:51,788
So I want to make sure that we
understand each other.
261
00:13:53,188 --> 00:13:54,788
You're gay.
262
00:13:54,828 --> 00:13:57,268
You can hang out with any gays
you like.
263
00:13:57,308 --> 00:13:59,308
But those two are mine.
264
00:13:59,348 --> 00:14:02,428
And I want you to stay away from
them. And what if I don't?
265
00:14:02,468 --> 00:14:04,468
Let's just say I'm from Wigan
266
00:14:04,508 --> 00:14:08,948
and we don't take kindly to strangers
taking advantage of our old gay guys.
267
00:14:08,988 --> 00:14:10,988
You understand me?
268
00:14:11,028 --> 00:14:13,028
Not really.
269
00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:15,988
I want you to give Freddie and
Stuart their money back
270
00:14:16,028 --> 00:14:18,708
and tell them that all their
sessions were free.
271
00:14:18,748 --> 00:14:21,708
Then I don't want you to come
anywhere near them again.
272
00:14:21,748 --> 00:14:23,268
No way.
273
00:14:23,308 --> 00:14:25,308
If you don't...
274
00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:29,948
I'll tell people that you're five
years older than you say you are.
275
00:14:29,988 --> 00:14:32,468
How did you find that out?
276
00:14:32,508 --> 00:14:34,508
I told you.
277
00:14:34,548 --> 00:14:36,748
I'm from Wigan.
278
00:14:36,788 --> 00:14:39,068
Bitch.
OK. OK.
279
00:14:39,108 --> 00:14:41,268
Now get the bloody hell out of here.
280
00:14:55,148 --> 00:14:57,148
Ohh! Aah.
281
00:15:00,908 --> 00:15:04,388
Ready to stop now, Freddie? No.
I think I could go on all night.
282
00:15:04,428 --> 00:15:06,428
So could I. Good.
Good.
283
00:15:11,028 --> 00:15:12,828
Aah!
284
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:14,868
Now I think we should stop.
285
00:15:16,828 --> 00:15:22,028
Penelope, what would you think about
changing the fabric on this sofa?
286
00:15:24,148 --> 00:15:26,348
Yellow, perhaps?
287
00:15:26,388 --> 00:15:29,708
Do you think we're getting a bit too
comfortable here?
288
00:15:29,748 --> 00:15:31,748
Why would you say that?
289
00:15:31,788 --> 00:15:33,788
Oh, the souffle is ready.
290
00:15:36,348 --> 00:15:39,628
Maybe we've been spending too much
time here.
291
00:15:39,668 --> 00:15:42,348
No. I checked the boys' schedule for
the day.
292
00:15:42,388 --> 00:15:44,388
They won't be home for ages.
293
00:15:44,428 --> 00:15:46,428
No, that's not what I mean.
294
00:15:46,468 --> 00:15:49,268
Wouldn't you prefer to be in your
own flat?
295
00:15:50,388 --> 00:15:51,988
Well, that's just it.
296
00:15:52,028 --> 00:15:53,588
It seems...
297
00:15:53,628 --> 00:15:55,428
Jasper has disappeared.
298
00:15:55,468 --> 00:15:57,588
And you haven't heard from him
at all?
299
00:15:57,628 --> 00:15:59,348
Not a word.
300
00:15:59,388 --> 00:16:01,388
And, well...
301
00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:03,948
I just can't bear to be alone
in my flat.
302
00:16:03,988 --> 00:16:06,828
That's why I'm spending
all this time here.
303
00:16:08,428 --> 00:16:10,788
I'm sure he'll be back, sweetheart.
304
00:16:10,828 --> 00:16:12,348
I know.
305
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:16,708
And things like this probably happen
all the time with newlyweds. Right?
306
00:16:16,748 --> 00:16:18,548
OK.
307
00:16:20,388 --> 00:16:22,388
It's just...
308
00:16:22,428 --> 00:16:26,588
I'd rather not tell anyone else at
this point. It's a bit embarrassing.
309
00:16:26,628 --> 00:16:28,628
You understand?
Of course.
310
00:16:28,668 --> 00:16:30,668
Well, I guess we should leave.
311
00:16:31,428 --> 00:16:34,348
I'm going to have to face being
alone sooner or later.
312
00:16:34,388 --> 00:16:39,588
All right. Although it seems a shame
to waste a perfectly good souffle.
313
00:16:40,908 --> 00:16:43,308
It does. And some tea.
314
00:16:43,348 --> 00:16:44,868
Oh, lovely!
315
00:16:44,908 --> 00:16:47,588
I'll see if there's anything good
on the telly.
316
00:16:47,628 --> 00:16:50,148
Oh, and, Violet, I've been meaning
to ask you.
317
00:16:50,188 --> 00:16:51,868
Yes?
318
00:16:51,908 --> 00:16:53,908
How is your new husband?
319
00:16:57,028 --> 00:16:58,628
Hello!
320
00:16:58,668 --> 00:17:03,308
Oh, it's no use. Everybody has gone
home already. I think they forgot us.
321
00:17:03,348 --> 00:17:05,748
There's got to be some way
out of this mess.
322
00:17:06,828 --> 00:17:09,108
I'll try again.
323
00:17:12,828 --> 00:17:14,508
Ohh... No.
324
00:17:15,588 --> 00:17:19,788
The only way they are going to get me out
of this contraption is by cutting my arms off!
325
00:17:19,828 --> 00:17:23,388
No great loss. The only thing you use
them for is making tea.
326
00:17:23,428 --> 00:17:27,588
You're lucky I can't get over there
or I'd roll that thing onto your neck.
327
00:17:27,628 --> 00:17:30,828
This is all your fault, you know.
My fault? How is it my fault?
328
00:17:30,868 --> 00:17:34,308
If you hadn't been so competitive,
none of this would ever have happened.
329
00:17:36,108 --> 00:17:38,108
You're right. I'm sorry.
330
00:17:38,148 --> 00:17:39,748
I am?
331
00:17:39,788 --> 00:17:41,388
Oh.
332
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,628
I was just taking a shot in the dark.
333
00:17:43,668 --> 00:17:46,668
You know, when we first started
working out,
334
00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:48,708
I realised something.
335
00:17:48,748 --> 00:17:51,348
That you have a weird smell
when you sweat?
336
00:17:51,388 --> 00:17:53,668
That you were more fit than me.
337
00:17:53,708 --> 00:17:57,348
And I began to think, 'What if he
lives longer than me?'
338
00:17:57,388 --> 00:18:00,268
So I wanted to get in better shape
than you to make sure
339
00:18:00,308 --> 00:18:02,228
that I was the one
340
00:18:02,268 --> 00:18:04,268
that lived the longest.
341
00:18:04,308 --> 00:18:06,308
You selfish little wanker.
342
00:18:07,468 --> 00:18:11,468
If I die first, I don't think you'll
be able to survive without me.
343
00:18:13,748 --> 00:18:16,308
I never want to leave you alone,
Freddie.
344
00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:19,388
That's beautiful.
345
00:18:20,468 --> 00:18:23,388
Stuart. Yes?
I want you to know something.
346
00:18:23,428 --> 00:18:24,588
Yes?
347
00:18:24,628 --> 00:18:26,228
I think...
348
00:18:26,268 --> 00:18:28,468
I'd be all right if you died first.
349
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,508
Don't worry.
350
00:18:30,548 --> 00:18:32,628
I'm not going to.
351
00:18:32,668 --> 00:18:35,148
But I want you to know, it's OK if
you do.
352
00:18:35,188 --> 00:18:37,588
As in completely and totally fine.
353
00:18:38,828 --> 00:18:40,828
I suppose none of that matters now.
354
00:18:40,868 --> 00:18:44,468
Since we're both going to die
together in this gym.
355
00:18:44,508 --> 00:18:46,508
At least our corpses will be toned.
356
00:18:47,468 --> 00:18:51,468
I hope they don't bury me in this
outfit. It's grabbing and pulling
357
00:18:51,508 --> 00:18:53,508
in lots of odd places.
358
00:19:00,108 --> 00:19:02,108
You're right, Stuart.
359
00:19:02,148 --> 00:19:04,348
I wouldn't want to live without you.
360
00:19:05,988 --> 00:19:08,388
Ash! Thank God! Save me first!
361
00:19:12,308 --> 00:19:15,988
It sounds like you boys had a very
harrowing experience at the gym.
362
00:19:16,028 --> 00:19:18,148
Well, Vi, lucky for us,
363
00:19:18,188 --> 00:19:20,188
Ash was there.
It was nothing.
364
00:19:20,228 --> 00:19:22,868
Wait a moment! I've just remembered
something.
365
00:19:22,908 --> 00:19:24,348
What is it?
366
00:19:25,428 --> 00:19:27,628
The tomato is a fruit.
367
00:19:34,988 --> 00:19:37,268
Go and take a nap or something,
will you?
368
00:19:37,308 --> 00:19:39,308
Maybe it will reset your brain.
369
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:43,108
And it looks like Theo and his
partner aren't coming.
370
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:46,668
Oh, yeah, he wanted me to tell you
they couldn't make it. How rude!
371
00:19:46,708 --> 00:19:48,708
Did he say why?
372
00:19:48,748 --> 00:19:50,748
Actually, er, I think he's moving.
373
00:19:50,788 --> 00:19:53,508
I don't think we'll be seeing much
of him any more.
374
00:19:53,548 --> 00:19:55,868
Aw, that's too bad.
375
00:19:55,908 --> 00:19:58,308
Freddie, Stuart, can I ask you
something?
376
00:19:59,868 --> 00:20:02,908
Did you guys like Theo better than
me because he was gay?
377
00:20:02,948 --> 00:20:04,948
Ash! You think everybody is gay.
378
00:20:05,748 --> 00:20:08,908
We didn't like him better than you,
dear.
379
00:20:08,948 --> 00:20:10,948
Of course not.
380
00:20:10,988 --> 00:20:13,628
We were just being nice to him for
the discount.
381
00:20:13,668 --> 00:20:15,668
You're our Ash.
382
00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:17,908
Don't you know that by now?
383
00:20:17,948 --> 00:20:19,548
Yeah, I do.
384
00:20:20,388 --> 00:20:22,388
And I'm your Violet.
385
00:20:23,268 --> 00:20:25,268
Don't try to get in on this, too.
386
00:20:26,708 --> 00:20:28,708
Well, I shall start dinner.
387
00:20:28,748 --> 00:20:30,588
And check on Balthazar.
388
00:20:30,628 --> 00:20:32,228
He's been extra sleepy,
389
00:20:32,268 --> 00:20:35,188
since the vet had to jump-start
his heart last week.
390
00:20:36,188 --> 00:20:39,308
We'd just celebrated Balthazar's
21st birthday.
391
00:20:40,228 --> 00:20:42,228
He's not a puppy any more.
392
00:20:42,988 --> 00:20:44,988
He's not even a dog any more.
393
00:20:46,548 --> 00:20:48,548
All of our food has gone.
394
00:20:50,028 --> 00:20:51,948
We should probably go.
395
00:20:53,084 --> 00:21:23,243
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