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Hello?
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Hello?
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Freddie?
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Stuart?
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Hello?
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I'm not sure where Stuart is.
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This is Ash, his neighbour.
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Oh, is this Stuart's mum?
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Nice to meet you.
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No, I'm not a girl.
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Ash is also a boy's name.
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Yeah, it is.
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I suppose I'll be seeing you
at the party tonight, Mrs Bixby.
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At the big party
for Freddie and Stuart.
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Yes, the actor.
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Didn't you know about it?
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Great, I'll see you tonight.
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Yes, I'm positive I'm a boy.
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Ash, what have you done?
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Violet, you're back.
Yes, and just in time I see.
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Was that Stuart's mother
you were talking to?
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Yeah, why? And you told her about
the anniversary party?
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The party for her son
and his partner?
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The party that's tonight?
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Yeah? The son she doesn't know the
truth about yet.
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She doesn't know he's gay?
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Oh, you're joking.
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I'm afraid not.
Now think very carefully.
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Exactly what did you say?
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I don't remember.
Think very hard, Ash.
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You're scaring me!
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Don't worry. We're in this together.
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Oh, God, what are they going
to do when they find out?
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Find out what?
Aghh!
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What the hell is wrong
with you two?
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Hello, darling, I'm back.
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Oh!
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I had nothing to do with it.
It was all him.
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Ash, you remember our friend Violet.
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Hi.
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I should be leaving.
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Not until somebody tells me
what's going on.
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Why are you both here?
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Is Stuart dead?
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Oh!
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Oh, shit.
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Happy anniversary to you, too.
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Oh, is that today? I knew there was
a reason I woke up vomiting.
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Well, happy anniversary.
I should get home and unpack.
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I am so sorry that it didn't work
out with your boyfriend
in Buenos Aires, Vi.
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Well, it was all terribly romantic
at the start.
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And the fact that he stole
from me proved he really did care.
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Now do tell me,
what were you both going on about?
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It was nothing.
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We were just talking
about the party tonight
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and how much fun it's going to be
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and how I maybe invited your mother.
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You did what?
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You tell me exactly what happened!
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Well, I walked in and the phone
was ringing
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and there was no-one was here,
so I answered it.
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And she was really sweet.
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Oh, I don't think
that's Stuart's mother, Ash.
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And she said that I sounded like
a girl.
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Oh, no, it was her.
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Can I have a glass of water?
It's really hot in here.
Is anybody else hot?
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Oh, you're doing fine, darling.
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I already told you I had nothing
to do with what this
lunatic did, right?
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Continue, Ash.
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I asked her if I was going
to see her at the party tonight.
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And she said, 'What party? and
I said, 'Freddie and Stuart's party.'
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She said, 'The actor?'
I said, 'Yeah.'
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I don't remember if I said it
was an anniversary party
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but I guess I invited her
and she said she's coming. Bye!
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I cannot believe it!
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He answered our phone?
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Hello, Judi,
it's Freddie Thornhill again.
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Just checking to see that you got
my messages concerning the party
this evening.
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It would be lovely to see you.
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Oh, please don't tell me you were
calling Judi Dench again.
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She's a very dear old friend.
Why shouldn't I be ringing her?
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Because you haven't seen each other
in over 40 years.
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What nonsense.
We saw her just the other day.
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Yes,
in the latest James Bond film.
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You do realise
she can't see us back.
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Well, any way we used
to be very close.
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Need I remind you we once appeared
on television as young sweethearts?
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Oh, in that Smarties commercial
you did 50 years ago?
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That very well-regarded
Smarties commercial.
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Some even called it Hitchcockian.
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And why are you always lurking
in doorways?
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Isn't there a counter
that needs wiping down?
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Oh, no, I don't need any
help at all preparing for the party.
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Thank you so much
for offering, you big bitch!
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I'm coming, aren't I?
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That should be enough.
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I was hoping you'd show
a little more enthusiasm.
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After all, it's been 49 years.
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49 years of what?
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I have absolutely no idea
at this point.
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I have made a decision
about something, Freddie.
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Well, are you going to tell me
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or are we waiting for a messenger
to deliver a scroll?
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It's something you've wanted me
to do for a long time.
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You're finally ready
to have an open relationship?
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No!
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I'm going to tell my mother
about us...
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tonight.
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It's time, don't you think?
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I do.
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This is delightful.
Mmmm, yes.
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Tell me whose flat is this?
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Freddie and Stuart's.
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Right. It looks like they're
getting ready to have a party.
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Maybe we should leave.
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We're at the party, dear.
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Of course.
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What fun!
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Sorry to keep you waiting.
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We're putting all the anniversary
gifts over there.
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Where did you leave yours?
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At the store.
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Hello, Penelope.
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Happy birthday, Steven!
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Everything you just said was wrong.
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What a glorious evening for erm...
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Oh. Is it just the two of them?
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So far.
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I'll come down again
when there are more people.
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Can I pour myself a drink?
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When we get our gift
you get your drink.
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Oh!
Happy anniversary, darling!
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Thank you, Violet.
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Let me take that from you.
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It's so light.
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It's just a box.
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I wanted to make a festive entrance.
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What is wrong with you people?
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How many now?
Oh, for God's sake!
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Just come down!
Fine.
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Hello, Violet.
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I was hoping to make an entrance
for Judi.
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Who's Judi?
Judi Dench!
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Who else is Judi?
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The check-out girl
at my Tesco is Judi.
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Well, it's not her! We did not
invite the bloody check-out girl
from Tesco to our anniversary party.
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We invited Dame Judi...
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Dench!
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Is Judi Dench coming tonight?
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We're hoping.
Freddie has invited her.
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No.
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We worked together long ago.
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The 12 hours
we spent eating chocolates
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was one of the highlights
of my career.
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Yes, of course,
the Smarties commercial!
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That she remembers!
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I see your mother's not here yet,
Stuart.
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No, not yet.
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You'll know she's arrived
when you hear the gates of
hell creaking open.
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Have you decided
what you're going to do?
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Oh, yes. I'm going to tell her
the truth about myself and Freddie.
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Finally.
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I'm very proud of you.
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Tonight? Are you sure?
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Perhaps Ash never mentioned
it was an anniversary party.
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We can just say we're celebrating
some other event.
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It was actually
my birthday yesterday.
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So what?
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We wouldn't be having a party
for that.
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No, I've decided,
I'm going to tell her.
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Damn the consequences.
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Oh! That could be her.
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Look out of the window first.
Check if you see any flying monkeys.
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Oh. It's just Ash.
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Oh, Ash, you are looking
very handsome this evening.
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Very... tapered
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and slim. Very stylish.
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Very well-groomed.
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I'm still straight.
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Will you let us know
if that ever changes?
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I've brought you a gift.
Oh, thank you, Ash.
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How thoughtful.
And it's not even empty.
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Stuart, I'm really sorry about
mentioning the party to your mum.
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No, I'm actually glad you did, Ash.
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I've been putting it off
for far too long.
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If you waited any longer
we'd have to dig her up to tell her.
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Ash, you know Penelope and Mason.
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And you remember our friend Violet.
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You're joking, right?
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Excuse me?
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Nothing, it's just...
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Just what?
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Well, it's kind of...
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Kind of, you know...
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What's he talking about?
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Is he having a seizure?
You have to hold his tongue.
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It's kind of crazy, don't you think,
that you always say to me,
'You remember our friend Violet?'
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I mean, I've only met her
a thousand times.
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We've all had dinners together.
We've gone to pubs together.
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We even went to bloody Stonehenge!
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Of course I remember Violet!
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She practically gives me a hand job
every time she says hello!
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Well, about time.
Welcome to the family.
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I didn't even realise
I was saying it.
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Did you?
Not at all.
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And I only touched his penis twice.
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By accident.
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Wow, it feels really good
to say what you think.
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I'm going to try it more often.
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Please don't try it on me, dear.
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Because it's already
horrible enough coming here.
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How heartwarming.
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You're both going to turn that sweet
boy into a gargoyle like you.
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Yes. I think we just might.
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Oh, my God, it's her.
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Or Judi. It could also be Judi.
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Judi Dench.
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Not Judi from Tesco.
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Hello, Mother.
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Hello, Stuart.
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Please, come in.
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Hello, Mildred. You're looking...
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alive.
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Kind of.
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Who's he?
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That's Freddie, my flatmate.
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You know, the actor.
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And this is Ash
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and Penelope and Mason.
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And Violet of course.
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Oh, yes. The slut.
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Lovely seeing you, too, Mildred.
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Now tell me,
is this your birthday party?
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Yes, it is.
No, it's not!
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Don't you know when my birthday is?
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April?
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Freddie,
tell her when my birthday is!
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July?
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It was mine yesterday.
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Happy birthday to me.
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My birthday is in October!
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And this party, Mother,
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is celebrate our 49th anniversary!
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Yes. That's right,
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Freddie and I...
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are partners.
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Well?
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I told you not to say anything.
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Are you sure she's all right,
Freddie?
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Yes, unfortunately.
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Just a fainting spell.
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You think she could have
at least broken a hip.
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I can't help but feel it might have
put a damper on the party
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if Stuart's mother had died.
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I don't know. I think it would have
perked things up a bit.
257
00:13:50,946 --> 00:13:52,946
Erm, did anybody lose a set of teeth?
258
00:13:54,866 --> 00:13:56,146
They must be Mildred's.
259
00:13:56,186 --> 00:13:58,186
Oh, yes. You can tell
from the fangs.
260
00:13:59,146 --> 00:14:01,786
How is she, darling?
She's resting peacefully.
261
00:14:02,386 --> 00:14:04,386
With God?
262
00:14:04,466 --> 00:14:07,106
I don't think
she even remembers what happened.
263
00:14:07,426 --> 00:14:09,426
Oh, did anybody find teeth?
264
00:14:09,826 --> 00:14:12,906
I did. They have bits of stuff
from the floor all over them.
265
00:14:12,946 --> 00:14:14,946
They need to be rinsed off.
No, they're fine.
266
00:14:14,986 --> 00:14:17,626
I'll just shove them back
in while she's asleep.
267
00:14:17,866 --> 00:14:21,426
So she didn't mention anything
at all about your news?
268
00:14:21,466 --> 00:14:23,346
Not a thing.
269
00:14:23,386 --> 00:14:27,026
Oh, she did apologise for
breaking wind after she collapsed.
270
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:29,066
I told you that was her!
271
00:14:31,266 --> 00:14:33,266
I stand corrected.
272
00:14:34,866 --> 00:14:36,866
This time.
273
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:40,466
Well, hats off,
it was another glorious evening.
274
00:14:41,066 --> 00:14:44,786
This party's isn't over yet. There
are still more guests to arrive.
275
00:14:44,826 --> 00:14:47,626
Freddie, I don't think
Judi Dench is going to come.
276
00:14:47,946 --> 00:14:49,946
Of course she's going to come.
277
00:14:50,746 --> 00:14:52,506
It's early still.
278
00:14:52,546 --> 00:14:55,586
We're supposed to be having fun,
so let's have fun for Christ sake!
279
00:14:55,626 --> 00:14:57,306
Now you, sit down!
280
00:14:57,346 --> 00:15:00,186
Do as he says. Everybody,
please, just do as he says!
281
00:15:01,546 --> 00:15:04,066
Well, I think I'm
going to have another drink.
282
00:15:04,106 --> 00:15:06,106
Anybody else like one?
283
00:15:06,426 --> 00:15:10,826
I think if we're going to get
through this night, we'll each need
our own bottle.
284
00:15:13,306 --> 00:15:15,306
All right, settle down.
285
00:15:16,346 --> 00:15:21,066
This isn't quite as I imagined
our 49th anniversary.
286
00:15:21,106 --> 00:15:23,906
Really? Because this is exactly how
I imagined it.
287
00:15:24,906 --> 00:15:27,626
Uncomfortable and tense
with very little food.
288
00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:32,466
Oh, isn't it as grand as
your anniversary parties?
289
00:15:32,506 --> 00:15:35,386
Oh, wait, that's right!
You've never been married.
290
00:15:36,746 --> 00:15:38,586
Well if you'll excuse me,
291
00:15:38,626 --> 00:15:40,826
I think I'm going to say
hello to the dog.
292
00:15:41,746 --> 00:15:43,746
He's somewhat better company.
293
00:15:45,226 --> 00:15:47,226
What's wrong with her?
294
00:15:47,666 --> 00:15:50,866
I have no idea. Suddenly
people can't take jokes any more.
295
00:15:51,986 --> 00:15:54,746
You all know we're joking
with you, right?
296
00:15:56,306 --> 00:15:58,066
Right!
297
00:15:58,106 --> 00:16:00,106
Yeah.
Yes, of course.
298
00:16:05,826 --> 00:16:07,266
Are you all right, Violet?
299
00:16:07,306 --> 00:16:09,306
Yes, yes, I'm fine.
300
00:16:09,626 --> 00:16:11,386
I'm just being silly, that's all.
301
00:16:11,786 --> 00:16:13,466
Do you want to talk about it?
302
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,506
With you?
Yeah. With me.
303
00:16:16,906 --> 00:16:20,946
Oh, Ash, I don't want you to think
I'm feeling sorry for myself.
304
00:16:20,986 --> 00:16:22,986
It's just... When is it my turn?
305
00:16:24,346 --> 00:16:26,346
When am I going to meet somebody?
306
00:16:27,546 --> 00:16:29,546
I don't want to be alone any more.
307
00:16:30,146 --> 00:16:33,386
I guess I had a dream
my life would be so different
308
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,426
from this hell I'm living.
309
00:16:36,786 --> 00:16:40,146
Now life has killed the dream
I dreamed.
310
00:16:41,866 --> 00:16:43,866
Isn't that from Les Mis?
311
00:16:44,506 --> 00:16:46,946
Yes, but it holds true
in this situation too.
312
00:16:48,066 --> 00:16:50,266
I think you're a wonderful woman,
Violet.
313
00:16:50,306 --> 00:16:51,906
You do?
314
00:16:51,946 --> 00:16:54,266
I do. And any man
would be lucky to have you.
315
00:16:56,226 --> 00:16:58,226
He's out there. I promise.
316
00:17:09,746 --> 00:17:11,746
Oh, sorry.
317
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:18,066
Thank you.
318
00:17:18,106 --> 00:17:20,106
I feel much better.
319
00:17:23,026 --> 00:17:24,706
OK, well,
320
00:17:24,746 --> 00:17:28,226
I'm going to go
into the other room now.
321
00:17:33,546 --> 00:17:35,386
What was that?
322
00:17:35,426 --> 00:17:38,066
Just two friends sharing a moment.
323
00:17:38,106 --> 00:17:41,306
Oh. Because it looked like you
were trying to eat his face.
324
00:17:42,746 --> 00:17:45,146
I didn't mean to hurt
your feelings just now.
325
00:17:45,186 --> 00:17:46,906
I sometimes...
326
00:17:47,146 --> 00:17:49,146
I know, darling. It's all right.
327
00:17:50,226 --> 00:17:52,626
You know, I actually feel
kind of fabulous.
328
00:17:55,786 --> 00:17:57,786
Stuart, get in here. It's back!
329
00:17:58,426 --> 00:18:00,426
God help us.
330
00:18:02,146 --> 00:18:04,146
Mother, how are you feeling?
331
00:18:04,746 --> 00:18:07,786
Like there's something
very strange stuck to my teeth.
332
00:18:12,986 --> 00:18:14,986
A button.
333
00:18:15,506 --> 00:18:17,506
You're old. You're eating buttons.
334
00:18:21,986 --> 00:18:23,986
It happens.
335
00:18:24,866 --> 00:18:28,306
Is there anything you'd
like to talk about
336
00:18:28,346 --> 00:18:30,346
from earlier this evening, Mother?
337
00:18:30,786 --> 00:18:32,786
You mean when I farted?
338
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,346
No, before that, dear.
339
00:18:36,226 --> 00:18:37,866
When I told you my news.
340
00:18:37,906 --> 00:18:39,546
No, I don't remember.
341
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,786
Well, then perhaps
I should refresh your memory.
342
00:18:41,826 --> 00:18:44,226
It's something
that is very important to me and...
343
00:18:44,266 --> 00:18:46,266
I said I don't remember
344
00:18:46,946 --> 00:18:50,586
and I certainly don't want to
talk about it, so do be quiet!
345
00:18:50,626 --> 00:18:52,626
Of course, Mother.
346
00:18:52,866 --> 00:18:54,866
Well, we are going to talk about it.
347
00:18:55,306 --> 00:18:57,306
And you are going to listen!
348
00:18:57,786 --> 00:18:59,786
Oh, good Lord.
349
00:19:00,026 --> 00:19:03,346
Why don't they just bash her
over the head and be done with it?
350
00:19:04,546 --> 00:19:07,146
The man you are talking
so disrespectfully to
351
00:19:07,186 --> 00:19:11,986
is not only your son
but my partner of 49 years!
352
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:14,026
Oh, they're a couple!
353
00:19:18,946 --> 00:19:21,706
And I will have you know he is
the most wonderful man in the world
354
00:19:21,746 --> 00:19:23,746
and I am proud to call him my lover!
355
00:19:25,746 --> 00:19:27,746
It's getting very graphic.
356
00:19:30,466 --> 00:19:33,466
Yes, we have had a few minor
differences over the years
357
00:19:33,586 --> 00:19:35,786
but I can't imagine
my life without him.
358
00:19:36,346 --> 00:19:40,466
So when you talk to him,
you talk to him with respect.
359
00:19:41,546 --> 00:19:43,626
Oh, Freddie, I don't know
what to say.
360
00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:45,666
Shut up!
361
00:19:48,546 --> 00:19:50,546
I'm not finished yet.
362
00:19:50,866 --> 00:19:52,826
He cares very deeply about you
363
00:19:52,866 --> 00:19:55,546
but unless you can accept him
and our relationship
364
00:19:55,586 --> 00:19:57,586
you are not welcome here.
365
00:20:00,386 --> 00:20:02,386
Now I'm finished.
366
00:20:04,066 --> 00:20:06,066
Thank you.
367
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,866
OK.
368
00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:09,906
OK?
Yes. Congratulations.
369
00:20:11,826 --> 00:20:14,586
Call me tomorrow.
And the food was awful.
370
00:20:18,306 --> 00:20:20,266
I can't believe it.
371
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:26,026
After all these years
my mother finally accepts me.
372
00:20:26,066 --> 00:20:28,066
Oh, Stuart.
373
00:20:28,426 --> 00:20:30,346
She really is a vile woman.
374
00:20:30,386 --> 00:20:32,386
Dreadful.
375
00:20:32,506 --> 00:20:34,706
That was amazing
what you did, Freddie.
376
00:20:35,186 --> 00:20:38,026
Not at all, Ash. I just stood
up for the person I love.
377
00:20:38,546 --> 00:20:40,546
You'll do that one day, too.
378
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:42,426
I hope I have your strength.
379
00:20:42,466 --> 00:20:44,466
I'm sure you will.
380
00:20:48,066 --> 00:20:53,906
Did Freddie Thornhill
just use the word 'love'?
381
00:20:53,946 --> 00:20:55,946
You're so desperate.
382
00:20:55,986 --> 00:20:58,786
Clinging to any kind word
tossed your way.
383
00:20:58,826 --> 00:21:01,786
It's very unattractive, Stuart.
384
00:21:01,826 --> 00:21:03,826
So why don't you get us some drinks
385
00:21:03,946 --> 00:21:06,266
and stop standing there
with your mouth gaping open
386
00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:08,306
like a cheap Italian fountain?
387
00:21:10,466 --> 00:21:14,746
It must be so nice to have
been in love with somebody
388
00:21:14,786 --> 00:21:17,386
for 49 years.
389
00:21:17,426 --> 00:21:20,946
Do let me know what that feels like.
390
00:21:22,346 --> 00:21:24,346
Ah, this is the way it should be.
391
00:21:25,626 --> 00:21:27,626
Now it feels like home.
392
00:21:28,266 --> 00:21:31,266
So do you both sleep
in the same bed?
393
00:21:33,306 --> 00:21:34,946
Yes, Penelope.
394
00:21:34,986 --> 00:21:36,986
Two men.
395
00:21:37,986 --> 00:21:39,986
How extraordinary.
396
00:21:42,226 --> 00:21:44,426
You know what?
It's a gorgeous evening.
397
00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:50,026
I suddenly feel like
opening the curtains.
398
00:21:54,106 --> 00:21:56,106
We are just so happy
399
00:21:57,226 --> 00:22:00,466
that you are all here
to share our anniversary.
400
00:22:01,866 --> 00:22:04,506
You do know that we love
you all very much, right?
401
00:22:06,906 --> 00:22:08,906
Right!
402
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:12,736
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403
00:22:12,779 --> 00:22:15,155
Hello, Freddie,
it's Judi Dench.
404
00:22:15,186 --> 00:22:18,306
It's so wonderful to hear
from you after all these years.
405
00:22:18,346 --> 00:22:20,546
Yes, I'd love to come to your party
406
00:22:20,586 --> 00:22:22,626
but you didn't leave me your address.
407
00:22:23,186 --> 00:22:26,786
So if you could just ring back
with that, that would be fantastic.
408
00:22:28,506 --> 00:22:30,226
Hi, Freddie, it's Judi Dench.
409
00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:31,946
I still haven't heard back from you.
410
00:22:31,986 --> 00:22:35,426
I cancelled plans with Daniel Craig
for this, so do phone back.
411
00:22:36,746 --> 00:22:38,426
It's me again, Judi. It's ten o'clock
412
00:22:38,466 --> 00:22:41,386
and I still haven't heard from you.
Right after I throw your gift out,
413
00:22:41,426 --> 00:22:44,046
I'll be heading to sleep
so don't bother ringing me back.
414
00:22:44,086 --> 00:22:46,126
I've got an Oscar.
I don't need this bullshit.
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