All language subtitles for Under the Vines s03e02.eng

I haven't done anything
to upset you, have I?

Sorry, it's just
our birthing guru is here,

and we want to do everything
by the book.

Voila.
It's time for us to retire.

What?

Mr. William Mccallum arrived
on our doorstep,

claiming to own
50% of Oakley Wines.

This deed was witnessed
by Stanley Oakley's lawyer

and Mr. Victor Grimes.

William has us over a barrel.

I'm just so sorry,Daisy.

Yvonne: Life goes on,
and fortune favors the brave.

♪♪

Yvonne: Do you want milk
or lemon with your tea?

Oh, milk, Lovely. Thanks.

Oh, and maybe um...three
packets of aspirin..

Thank you.

Oh.

[Clears throat]

That was a really great night.

It was.

Perhaps we could, um --

oh, what the hey.

Do it again sometime?

I think they would be
very nice,

but, um, could we just keep it
on the down low just between us?

Yeah, Down -- yeah.
Of course. Okay.

This is really lovely,

but this is all
I can really offer right now.

I really like you, Louis.

That's why I just want to be
honest about where I'm at.

And where is that exactly?

Still very much attached.

To be honest,
this is the first time

I've even thought about
someone else since Tom died.

So it's big.

No, I understand.

But, uh, I-I mean,
you still want to...

Well, I don't see
why we can't still have fun.

I mean, we're both adults.

It's not like it's
the first time either of us

has had no strings arrangements,
I'm sure.

Oh, no. No, no, no, no.

God no.[Laughs]

♪♪

Well, I mean,
that all sounds...

great.

♪♪

Ah, morning.
Hey.

Brought you
some coffee.

Have you seen Louis
this morning?

He wasn't in a good space
last night,

and I don't think
he came home.

He probably just got up early
for some tacos or something.

Uh...okay.

They're perfect for
when life kind of sucks.

Oh.
Griff introduced me

to the power of tacos
when I was in LA.

Oh, Gus, are you sure
you're okay about everything?

And Griff will be
at the wedding?

Oh, yeah.
Totally.

Oh, there he is.

[Grunts]
Where have you been?

You disappeared
and you didn't come home.

Oh, shush. Perfectly fine.

Yes, I know where you drowning
your sorrows can lead.

Daisy, I went out to get
some coffees.

In the same clothes
you wore last night?

No, this is a different shirt.

Oh. So where are the coffees?

Uh, well, yeah,
There's a funny story there,

actually, because I had them all
on a tray,

and then a dog bowled into me
out of nowhere,

and I just dropped
the bloody lot. Wow!

Oh, oh, what sort of dog?

I don't know, Gus.
It was yellow, with ears.

So you didn't go on
an ill-advised public bender?

Not that I blame you
after yesterday.

But you can't go down
a distracted path, Louis.

We can't give up hope.

Alright, Daisy.

I admit it -- I absolutely had
too much to drink last night,

but I couldn't drive home, so
I ended up sleeping in the car.

Ah, well,
I'm pleased you didn't drive.

And you're right,
we can't give up hope.

We've got to lick our wounds
and --

and find a new way to get that
bloody usurper out of our house.

So, who does want a coffee?

I'm good,
but can we get a dog?

Both: No!

[The East Pointers'
"Wintergreen" plays]

♪♪

♪ Let it breathe, if it doesn't
breathe, it's gonna die ♪

♪ Let us see, if you let it be,
is it gonna fly? ♪

♪ Set it free ♪

♪ And if it leaves
we say goodbye ♪

♪ The web we weave
and then we grieve ♪

♪ And then we cry ♪

♪ I want to tell you
before I forget ♪

♪ Despite the darkness ♪

♪ Some of these days ♪

♪ Wintergreen can't outshine
your radiance ♪

♪ Wintergreen I love you
more than anything ♪

♪ Wintergreen despite
the darkness ♪

♪ Some of these days ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

[Knock on door]

Hilary, it's Marissa.

I know, I could smell
you perfume a mile off.

Oh, well, you know, they do say
that the senses get heightened.

Ah, how many times
do I have to say this?

I'm not blind.

Well, all the same,
I did think that I would --

I would --
I would just pop by and see

if you needed any help
with anything.

Oh, great.

I've got two chicken coops
which need scrubbing out.

No, I thought that I could drive
you to an appointment or, um --

or we could go shopping.

Shopping?
[Scoffs]

Last time you and I
went shopping together,

tie-dye flares were in.

Then it's long overdue.

Old friends need
to catch up a bit.

Rissy, is there something
you want?

No, I just fancied getting
out of the house for a minute.

Don's been very annoying lately.

Oh, I love this clock,
don't you?

[Clock dings]
Clock: 10:34 A.M.

[Laughs]
15.1 degrees Celsius.

Rissy, come on.

Why are you here again?

Oh, you old coot.
Friends check up on each other.

Yes, well, this old coot
needs to be getting on,

and you are in the way.

Alright, well,
I'll -- I'll let you go then.

Oh, fine, fine.
If you insist on helping,

there is actually something
you could give me a hand with.

Oh good.
What we you doing?

♪♪

♪♪

Thanks.

♪♪

Oh, I wish you'd let me
do the stapling.

You're not completely useless,
Marissa,

but sing out or I'll nip ya.

Oh, now, how is being a psychic
a sound business venture?

Well, I haven't got
a vintage this year,

so I have to capitalize
on my other skills.

Well, I wish you'd let me
do the proof reading

'cause the spelling's atrocious.

What? Where?
There.

No.
Now, sensible though, making plans for the future.

Speaking of which...

Good morning ladies.

Who's that?
Oh, oh, hello.

Oh, him.

I hear he won the mediation.

Yes. Interesting times.

So what is
going on at home?

Hm?
I get the feeling you want to talk about this.

Oh! Oh, no, no.
Don't worry about it. [Laughs]

Oh. [Laughs]
Alright.

Hold that steady.
I am.

Ow!
Oh, sorry.

Oh!
Nipped you.

♪♪

[Sighs] Tippy, sit down.
We need to talk.

No. You can't make me.

Look, we need to deal
with this now,

or we'll be stuck with
the consequences forever.

An intervention.
Seriously?

No, no, no.
It's not bad. No.

We need to discuss ways
to get rid of William.

Plan B. Come.

Guess that's okay, then.

Right, well, I could try
for a legal opinion,

but I think we're
pretty much out of options.

Look, we could convince them
that Oakley is haunted.

Right, and how might
we do that?

We play ghost sounds
outside of his room --

wailing, chains,
creepy knocking sounds.

We'll be asleep.

He'll go out to look,
but there'll be nothing there.

And then he'll see
a bloodstain on the stairs.

But no matter how many times
he tries to clean it up,

it reappears.

Ooh. [Laughs]
Well, no idea is a bad idea.

Yep.

Well, Gus, I'm impressed,

at least, that you've read
The Canterville Ghost.

No, that was
from "Scooby Doo."

Yeah, they'd spy
on the baddie

and try to figure out
what he's most scared of.

Actually,
Scooby might be onto something.

What do we know about William

that we could use to
our advantage?

Can't resist a whiskey.
Or a wager.

We could suck him into
a poker game to win Oakley back.

Are you mad?
He's a professional gambler.

I mean,
we could lose everything.

Alright. Alright.

How about we wager access
to the house?

He'd still own 50%, but we
wouldn't have to live with him.

Be easier just to kill him.

Come on we need something
sensible and achievable.

Yes. Or we need to find a way to
tolerate this new bloody norm.

[Car honking outside]

Yeah, I can't do that.

No. Me neither.

[Thud]

♪♪

Afternoon.

Just been to town
to pick up this little beauty.

Oh, right?
Yeah.

Lots of talk in town
about mediation. [Scoffs]

Nothing like a bit of biffo
to get tongues wagging, eh?

But look, no hard feelings.

I've put your attempt
to boot me out behind me.

Mm. That's generous of you.

Come on, come and have
a look at the cellar door.

I've made great progress.

I can't wait to see
the improvements. What a delight.

Et voila.Gold standard
for our gold medal status.

Didn't I tell you
Roger was an artist?

Yes, well, I suppose
the terracotta tiles are quite nice.

Mm. Very blue.
I don't like it.

And this shall go in pride
of place --

owners of said establishment.

If you wanted a nice photo,
you could have just asked.

Well,
you were busy with mediation,

didn't want
to be a bother.

But like I said,
bygones are bygones.

We now move forward as a team.

Team Oakley? Yes.
[Car honks outside]

Now, that would be
the coffee machine.

It's okay, I suppose,
you know.

It's not how I would
have done it.

No, it's ridiculous.
He should have involved you.

You're our hands-on guy,
and this is our cellar door.

At least he got
your names right.

[Sighs] Look, look,
I know this is really galling,

but for now,
we've just got to find a way

to live with this new reality.
[Cellphone chimes]

Oh, Nic and Vic's
appointment. Oh.

We're late. Um --

Oh. Oh, God.
Sorry.

♪♪

Um, [laughs] hi, Stacy.

Um, Nic and Vic Grimes
have a scan booked for today

We're their support.

We're a teensy a bit late,sorry.

Oh, that's a shame
they moved the appointment,

so you've missed it.

What?
But -- [Sighs]

Why didn't they let us know?

I think that's pretty obvious.
Is it?

Yeah. Maybe you're not
a very effective support person.

They didn't want you there.

Or maybe they told you,

but you were too caught up
in the big wedding plan now.

Or maybe they're just sick of
people going on about weddings.

[Scoffs] I've not been
obsessed with the wedding,

and I can't help that we're
a bit behind with the planning.

Yeah, this has got to be
about the mediation.

Vic must be just feeling guilty.

I-I may have called him
shortly after the fact.

What?

Well, in my defense, he
did make a monumental mistake.

Well, what did you say to him?

Well, it doesn't matter
what was said, does it?

[Sighs]
Just -- Just that it was said.

That's obviously why
they've been brushing us off.

They're too embarrassed
to see us.

We're gonna have to fix this.

I know.

But how?

♪♪

Shopping.
Oh, no.

Please don't make me go
shopping.

LouisL So, what does one make
for an apology dinner?

Oh, I could
always get roast pork,

seeing as you made such
a pig's ear of everything.

Oh, thank you, Daisy.

I was hoping to put that
behind us.

We we're not going
to put it behind us

until you apologize to Vic.
Now, think.

Blue is the color
of forgiveness. Is it?

Yes, of course it is.

It's calm and harmonizing in
connection to the throat chakra.

Everyone knows that.

I must have missed
that lecture at Cambridge.

Oh, I know. Blueberry pie.
Yes.

Perfect. A-And Daisy,
don't worry, we will fix this.

Alright? This is a --
this is an olive branch,

just to show them how much we
value being part of their lives.

Oh, olives!
Definitely. Olive quiche.

Ah, a peace Quiche.
Hmm. Okay.

Well, I'll get the olives
from the deli,

and you get
the blueberries. Right.

Hello there, you.
Oh, hello, Yvonne.

[Both laugh awkwardly]

Just, um --

Um, how's the world of, um,
uh, policing treating you?

Ah, well,
demanding, as usual,

but the doughnuts make
it worthwhile. [Laughs]

Um, did you get my text?

Yes, I did, but I wasn't sure
what "wyd" -- "wyd" meant,

and -- and the box
with the question mark in it.

Okay. So, apparently, "WYD"
means "what are you doing,"

and the box
with a question mark in it

which should have been
a night emoji,

means you don't have
emojis on your phone.

Noted. I guess I was just
following what the cool kids do.

Oh well, no, I'm flattered

but I think we're both
slightly past cool kids.

Yeah, true.

Perhaps something
a little more high brow.

Louis, what are you doing
[speaks Latin]?

Oh, Latin.
I was brung up proper like.

Well, regretfully,
I have a prior engagement.

A prior engagement?

Why are you suddenly
75% more British?

I'm sorry --
Am I? [Laughs]

Pperhaps we could, uh, pencil
something in for next week?

Thursday?

Well, I mean, we don't have
to, you know, get too formal.

We can just keep it fluid.
Yeah.

Well, I mean,
just grab a coffee next week

or I don't know, whatever.

Hi, Yvonne, how are you?
Oh, good, thanks.

Uh, so, change of plan --

Olive quiche and ratatouille.

Oh, great.
Yeah.

Anywho,
I better get back to it.

Lovely to see you, Daisy.
You, too.

Louis.
Bye.

♪♪

You alright?
You look a little flushed.

I'm fine.
Hm. Blueberries?

Oh yes, blueberr--

Well, I haven't gotten
the blueberries yet.

[Sighs] Come on then.
I was just about to get them.

Oh, they're going
to love it. They are.

Oh.
Hello, there.

Hello.
Oh, I hope I'm invited.

It's a surprise for Nic and Vic.

Aww, that's nice.

I'm sure they'll appreciate
that at the moment.

Oh? Any reason?

Ah, no, just, uh,
baby overwhelmed.

Aww.
And speaking of surprises,

ta da -- wedding cakes,
as requested.

And we've got to make a decision
on that and the wine list,

but we can't make that decision

until someonedecides on
the wedding theme.

So I've done
the preliminary tastings,

and these are my faves, okay?

So we have the marzipan,

and then we have the carrot cake
with the butter cream icing.

Then we have the vanilla
with the dark blue icing.

Oh, um -- um,
just maybe I could have a day

to think about it?

Yeah, yeah, for sure,
but not much more, eh?

'Cause we are
running out of time.

Yeah. I'm sorry.

I've just been a bit
distracted with everything,

b-but I'm on it now.

Cake and wines for the wedding
are my top priority.

Okay. Well, I'll leave it -- and
these -- in your capable hands.

Okay.

♪♪

Peace quiche is in the oven.

Oh, thanks.

Making progress?

Not really.
After six engagements,

you'd -- you'd think I'd be
an expert by now.

Well, if you ever need
a sounding board,

you know
where to find someone...

else.

Daisy, I-I don't want
to ask this,

and it's -- ugh, oof --
it's so not my place,

but, um,
if you're having second thoughts

about marrying David...

Oh, no, no, no.
It's definitely not that.

No, no. It's just -- I just
can't -- I can't see the day.

I mean, when you've planned
five other weddings,

it just feels like the current
one shouldn't be anything

like the old ones.

Probably a blessing, in the case
of the Tutankhamun-themed one.

All of these weddings failed,
and common denominator? Me.

No, No, it was the grooms
that weren't right.

♪♪

But this time he -- he is.

♪♪

Do you really believe that?

♪♪

I believe that
whatever theme you choose

for your wedding
will be wonderful

because you're -- you're
marrying the man that you love.

Thank you, Louis.

So you leave this shoot
as a replacement,

and then make sure
that the distance between them

is a hand's width apart.

All right? Understand?
I want you to start on row two.

Oh. [Laughs]
No rest for the wicked, eh?

Don't mind me.
I'm just here to herald the news

that I remain officially
a partner at Oakley.

Congratulations.
We did hear it on the grapevine.

This one?
[Both laugh]

I'll never tell.

[Laughter]

[Indistinct conversation]

[Laughter]

[Indistinct conversation]

[Knock on door]

Hello!

You know, their car's not here.
You did say tonight?

Yeah. Granted, Vic didn't
actually respond, but...

Yeah, but if they weren't gonna
be home,

they would have let us know,
right?

Oh, God,
you don't think

the "Sorry, we goofed" card's
a bit much?

No, it's perfect.
Because we did. Well, you did.

Maybe we should just accept
that they're avoiding us.

[Sighs]
Well, let's -- let's just leave the dinner here.

It's the best we can do.

Oh, but --
but I worry about ants.

Oh? It'll be alright.
Rats and snakes.

They won't be long.

There aren't any snakes
in New Zealand.

Or hitchhikers, then.

You're talking about
hitchhikers...

William's rather entertaining,
isn't he?

Well, he's certainly
a breath of fresh air.

Well, you seem to like the fact
that he's well traveled,

and yet we haven't discussed
my travel idea.

Yes, well, that's because
it doesn't warrant discussion.

We cannot just pack up
and leave.

Why not?
Because it's ridiculous.

No, what's ridiculous
is a refusal

to be open
to an exciting idea.

Marissa!
What?

Look, there is nothing
to actually say.

I mean,
this is pie in the sky nonsense.

That's it.
We have responsibilities.

I'm not being ridiculed
by you,

I'm not being overridden by you.

I want to retire,
I want to travel,

and I'm going to do what
I want without your permission.

♪♪

[Door closes]

♪♪

God's sake.

[Rooster crows]

Gus?
What are you doing?

I read that a change
of scene helps lift your mood.

So I figured staring
at the walls here

would be better than staring
at the walls of my caravan.

Oh, Griff?

But, Gus, I promise you,
things will get better.

Oh, God. Hardly slept
a wink last night.

All the mistakes and missteps
of the last six months

been haunting me.
Same.

Mm-hmm.

Have you heard anything
from Nic or Vic?

Uh, no.
[Liquid pouring]

Oh, okay. Enough.

We can't just sit around here
like a bunch of Eeyores

moping about things
that we can't control.

We need to -- We need to make
some decisions on the things

that we can control.
Such as?

My wedding.
I have control over my wedding.

I just need some clarity.

I am going to go
and see Hilary for a reading.

I mean,
it won't be an exact prediction.

I'd need Vanessa,
my Sydney psychic for that.

Oh yes, Vanessa, that famous
conduit to the spiritual realm.

Oh, mock all you want.

Hilary's very insightful
and intuitive.

I'm just gonna go and --
I don't know actually.

Okay, bye.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

Louis.

There's only two reasons
a man buys flowers.

Either he's in love
or he's in the dog box.

But which are you?
[Laughs]

The dog box.
And you?

Um, I-I'm not entirely sure,
to be honest.

Well, there is another reason
a man buys flowers --

when he suspects
he needs to do something,

but he's not sure what.

♪♪

People think they know
what they want from tarot,

but usually, they get
what they need to hear.

Oh. [Laughs]
Well, sounds fabulous. Right.

Oh, that means duality
and union.

And because it's upright,

that that signifies soulmates
is that right?

Yes, and because --
Yes!

Okay, and,
oh, ten of cups.

Fulfillment and -- and happiness
and dreams coming true.

Oh, Hilary,
you are really very good.

Oh, thank you.

Now, this next card is
an indicator

for your immediate future.

Oh, okay.

The hermit?

Well -- Well,
that can't be right.

Calm down.

This represents a search
for inner truth and guidance.

Oh well, guidance.

That -- That's what
I'm here for. Apparently.

Okay.

Oh, no. That means
broken promises, doesn't it?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

It's all very,
very, very clear.

This wedding will be
everything that it needs to be.

However, I sense confusion.

Now let me read your energy.
Oh, okay.

I see a golden day bathed in
light, and oh, this is good day.

I'm being told the one who walks
beside you is the one.

[Sighs]

And I see the celebrant
standing in front of you,

ready to officiate
your nuptials.

And it's me.

Oh. [Laughs]
Which makes sense

because I offer
very competitive mates rates.

Okay, good to know.

And Hilary said the day will
be filled with golden light,

so we have our theme -- white
and gold will be the palette,

and we will have
an elegant, white,

three-tiered wedding cake
with a gold motif.

And you can
choose the flavor. Fantastic.

Yeah.
But don't you think wearing a white suit's a bit

"Saturday Night Fever"?
[Laughs]

I think you can wear
whatever your heart desires.

Are you sure?
Yes, I really am.

♪♪

Aww.
What?

Oh, nothing.

Just something Hilary said.

[Both chuckle]

[Liquid pouring]

♪♪

Alright, what's all this then?
Daisy is supposed to be here

to choose the wine
for her wedding.

Oh, well, she's probably
still Hilary is getting her

inner eye probed or something.

Who are those for?
These are for the cellar door.

I thought it could do with a bit
of -- [coughs]

a bit of color in there.

Why are you being so nice
to William?

I'm not. I just feel
we need to pick our battles.

Or we could just kill them.

Oh! Oh, so sorry. Sorry.
Sorry. Wedding stuff.

David can't make it.
He was called to the clinic.

Oh, but in that case, I'd be
delighted to offer my services.

Oh, that's big of you.
Have you heard from Nic and Vic?

Uh, no, not a dicky bit.

Okay, so the theme is light,

so I want something with
a light flavor and a golden hue.

Ah-ah-ah!
No, champagne first.

Oh.
Hm.

Ooh! Mm.
Mm.

That's nice, isn't it?
I like that one.

That's very nice.
Next?

[Laughs]
Oh.

Mm. Ooh! Light.
That's light. Mm.

Are we drinking
or are we tasting?

Well, I don't know
if we have to choose, do we?

No. [Laughs]

Okay, Tippy,
which one says light to you?

My palette's
really off at the moment.

I'm not sure I can judge.

Probably because of...

These need some water.

♪♪

Oh.
She will get her palette back, right?

Yes, of course she will.

Now, which one says light,
laughter, and enduring love?

♪♪

Oh, that definitely does.
That does.

Ooh, I'll have some
more of that. It does.

Look, I -- I know I came in
a bit hot about my travel idea,

but I was excited and I couldn't
wait to share it with you.

Mm. The decision
that you made without me.

I know, I know -- bit
of a bull in a China shop.

Yes, well, that is very much
how it felt.

We've worked very hard
to create all this.

But don't you think it's time

we went out into the world
to enjoy it?

We don't want to be relics
looking at relics, do we?

"We?" What's this "we?"

Have you listened to
a single thing I've said?

You might have done
everything that you want to do,

but I haven't, and I'm not about
to walk away from everything

that we've built just because
you feel like swanning off

on some sort of
permanent holiday,

and no amount of flowers
is going to change that.

You're not the only one
who can dig their heels in,

you know.

Oh!
Hey, wait, wait, wait.

Hang on,
what's happened here?

Somebody vandalized
our home with pie.

Well, I don't know, Babe,

this has got possum written
all over it.

Look, there's a card.

It's from Daisy
and Louis.

They brought us an apology
dinner because they've upset us.

They think we're avoiding them.

We're gonna have to tell
them, aren't we?

Yeah, yeah,
we're gonna have to tell them.

[Laughs]

[Slurring] So this is the one
that's the strawberry note?

No, that's the --
you like the berry.

You like the woody one.
Is it? I do. I do like that.

That's that one.
[Mumbles]

[Loud thud]
Oh! Oh, God!

If you're gonna keep tasting,
you need to eat.

Well, we all have
had some cake. [Mumbles]

Yeah.
But thanks anyway, Tippo.

[Laughing]

Whoa!

Oh, Tippy, it's fine.
It's just --

I have to make
my selection, so I've...

Yeah. Well, I would help,
but, you know.

Oh, your palate will come
back.

Oh.

Problems with your palate, eh?
And a baby on the way?

The bigger question is

whether her situation is tenable
in the long term.

But I'm sure Tippy will do
the right thing and step away.

What?

Given how much
she cares about Oakley

and of course
Stanley's legacy.

No, no, no, just hang on,
just a minute.

Oh!

Louis: No, no, I'm fine.
I'm fine.

Daisy: Tippy isOakley.

She is the essence
of everything

that's good about this place.

-I absolutely agree.
-I-I beg your pardon.

I apologize.

You know nothing
about Oakley.

I mean, you're only here
because you -- you got lucky

in a game of cards.

Daisy, it was hardly luck.
Skill.

Oh. [Scoffs] Skill.
I could take you in a game

of Texas hold 'em like...
[Snaps fingers] that.

Interesting.

And what would we wager?

You lose,
you move out of our house.

And if I lose, well, then,
we'll go but it's alright.

That's not gonna happen.

Provocative.

♪♪

Challenge accepted.

♪♪

Daisy: Blegh. He's awful.

Oh, fun and games.

Okay.
What? No!

No more.
I haven't finished.

I'll have a cake.

That's good.

[Birds chirping]

[Glass thuds loudly]
Oh!

Time to get up.

Oh, I feel terrible.
Oh. What happened last night?

You challenged William
to a game of poker.

[Gasps]

Louis, Louis,
you need to get up. Huh?

Why -- Why do I have to do
anything?

Oh, because I-I challenged
William to a game of poker

and if I lose, we have to
move out of the house.

Oh, God.

We must, uh, throw ourselves on
his -- on his mercy.

Explain it was all
a terrible mistake!

Wait, Louis, Louis.

Why are your lips blue?

I don't know.

♪♪

I'm -- I'm sure you could see it
for what it was, William.

It was just a drunken joke.

You seemed
pretty serious last night.

William, this is not on.
You took advantage of a woman

who clearly had far too much
to drink.

And surely you don't
want to risk your home anymore

than we do.
That easy?

A bet is a bet.
And I'll understand

if you want to forfeit.
The bet will stand.

Well, clearly,
I'm not going to forfeit.

Oh, my mistake.

'Cause you strike me
as the type of person

who walks away from things.

I wouldn't forfeit this game
if you paid me,

you -- you mofo.

I'll tell you what,
I'll give you a fair shot.

Me and Jolly Roger
over here against you

and the entire Oakley team.

Fine.
Great. Roger.

What does "mofo" mean?

Oh, something Tippy called him
once. Oh.

These three are called the flop,

and then these cards
in the middle

are called the community cards.

You build your hand
from these cards

and the two cards in your hands.

I've actually
been playing all morning online.

I lost like $600 but I think
I've got the hang of it now.

Right. So now we check,

we bet, we raise,
or we fold.

Fold.

Raise.

I'll reraise.

Okay, I'm in too.

Right. So the next card is
called the turn card,

and for the purpose
of this demonstration,

we will go straight to
the final card,

and that's the river, right?

So now we place our final bets.

I will see you.

Ah, dealer wins with
three queens.

You aregood at this.

Well, I did learn
at Stanley's side.

Some of my favorite memories
of Stanley

playing poker around
his antique card table.

I wonder whatever happened
to that table.

Okay, here we go again.

Tippy, what's going on
with your face?

Oh, Tip,
do you have a good hand?

Mine is terrible.

Gus, you don't tell people
what you've got.

And, Tippy, you've got
a glaringly obvious tell.

-What?
-The blinking.

You need to have a poker face.

Just look at Gus.
There's nothing going on.

Daisy,
why don't we just cheat?

What? No!

No, we're not going to
stoop that low.

Honestly, Daisy,
can you beat him?

♪♪

No. I'm not sure I can.
Okay.

So I'll knock a glass of wine
over the cards

and replace them
with marked ones.

Marked ones? What?

No, Louis,
that just feels wrong.

Look, it's not
my proudest moment,

but what choice
do we have?

Well, where would
we even get marked cards?

See this pattern?
Yeah.

Each card has a small
irregularity on the back.

When it comes to
dodgy cards,

these bad boys are
top of the ring.

Fine, fine.

$50 for two packs of cards,
scandalous.

And another $50
to keep quiet?

Do you know what?

I hope you're proud of yourself
gouging innocent punters.

You're the one buying cards
to cheat with, Louie. Shh!

Don't call me that.

[Clears throat]

♪♪

[Laughs]
Hi.

Hi.
Um, I-I can't actually stop now,

but I wanted to apologize for
being weird the other day

and hoping we can get together
to do something soon.

Yes?
Yes, I believe that would work.

♪♪

I'm being weird again,
aren't I?

A little bit, but I kind of
like it.

Okay.

♪♪

Louis:
So, look, there's a little marking on the back there,

so what card would this be?

Uh, ooh, uh,
th-three of clubs?

Oh!
Well done. Okay.

Yes. But we're not gonna
bring these out

unless we're in serious trouble
though, are we?

Well, I think we --
[Door opens]

Hello!

Oh!
Oh! Oh, you're here!

-Oh!
-[Laughs]

We found the diner.
Thank you.

The pie was perfect.

Yes, perfect.
Talk about delicious.

Have a seat.

Sorry, we weren't at home.

We had to take a short trip.

But we're back now.
We -- We wanted you to know

that, um, that we -- that Iwas

very sorry for what I said to
you after the mediation.

-Oh.
-Yes.

And I'm sorry if
the wedding stuff's taken over.

Oh, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

You guys -- You guys
are the best.

I know it might feel like
we've been pushing you away,

but -- but we haven't.

Well, we've got -- we've got
something we need to tell you.

Well, recently we found out
that our little boy is great,

but our little girl isn't
doing as well as she should.

And whatever is happening
may affect her permanently,

but we won't know
until the twins are born.

-Mm.
-Oh, Nic.

Oh, no, no, please don't feel
sad for us.

No. Look,
we're so excited to meet her.

And we really love her to bits.

That's a hell of a thing
to hear about your child.

I-I cannot even imagine.
Why didn't you say anything?

We just needed time
to figure it out. That's all.

And everything is
going to be okay.

She's gonna be
a real corker.

She absolutely is.

Is there anything
we can do?

You just keep doing
what you've been doing.

Be great heart parents
and friends.

-We're right beside you.
-Yeah, always.

Nic: Oh, you guys.
[Laughs]

Oh! [Laughs]
Feels good to share it.

So, so what's happening here?

Oh.
Oh.

-Oh, nothing.
-Nothing.

No, nothing important.

[Cards plunk]

[Crickets chirping]

♪♪

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I've organized a dealer.

I thought tonight's game
should be as clean as a whistle.

So who better
to oversee that than a copper?

Hi, all.
This looks like fun.

I hope I'm not gonna
have any trouble.

[Laughs]

Alright. Okay, bits in
the blind, please.

♪♪

Flush beats three of a kind.

Oh, well, early days.

♪♪

Ah! [Laughs]
Yay.

♪♪

♪♪

[Laughs]

♪♪

Fold.

♪♪

William: Bravo, Jolly, bravo.

♪♪

♪♪

I will see you.

♪♪

Straight.

[Laughs]

♪♪

Louis: Oh, God!
Oh, I'm so sorry. What an oaf.

No, it's alright though.

I-I think I've got
another pack somewhere.

Sweet as. I have spares.
Oh.

Oh.
Oh, great.

♪♪

Daisy: All-in.

♪♪

I'll call you.

♪♪

Oh, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy.

I really am very sorry.

Flush beats
three of a kind.

Right then, Gus, old boy.
Just me and you.

Okay, gents, bits in the blind,
thanks.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

Incredible.
William can't read him.

♪♪

Gus: All-in.

♪♪

I'll call you.

♪♪

Full house.

I only have this 10.
Daisy: Oh!

Oh, Gus, you did it.

And this one.
[Laughing]

Four of a kind beats
a full house.

Oh!

I hope you've got your
packing boxes handy.

[Sighs] William,
I made the bet,

so I'll move out, but please,
just let Louis stay.

Oh, no, Daisy, don't.

And if you won, Daisy,
would you cut me any slack, hmm?

Let me stay on?

I thought as much.

♪♪

[Laughs, claps] Ah!

♪♪

I told you we should have
killed him.

Well, we'll still be working
here every day.

We haven't lost Oakley,
just access to the house.

I'm just thankful
you two don't have to move out.

I mean, I can stay
at David's.

Louis --
No, no, no.

Henry can find me a sofa
to kip on or something.

I'm sorry I lost the game.

Oh, Gus, don't you dare.
This is entirely my fault.

No, no, it's not.

We all wanted him out.

♪♪

So it's -- it's -- it's
gonna be okay.

♪♪

♪ I've never felt more like
a drop in the ocean tonight ♪

♪♪

♪ My head is heavy and I think
I'm all out of fight ♪

♪♪

♪ I have my sights set
on this bright horizon ♪

♪ This was my ever after ♪

♪♪

♪ This was my ever after ♪

♪♪

[Sighs]

♪♪

♪ Twist in time
and a slipper fade mistake ♪

♪♪

♪ A shifting in the Earth's
underground tectonic plates ♪

♪♪

♪ Beneath the sky, my world is
spinning round ♪

♪♪

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