All language subtitles for Under the Vines s03e01.eng

-You are absolutely the woman
I want in my life right now.

-[Giggles]

-Married?

Not that it's any
of my business.

-I'm widowed, actually.

-We're having twins.
-Twins? Oh.

-Cut!

-I just got offered the lead
in this massive series.

I'm going to LA.

-What, he treats you mean,
keeps you keen,

and now he wants to take you
away from everything you love?

-Yeah, I'm going to LA.
-What?

-Hey Gus, what am I doing?

Daisy -- she's with somebody,
and I'm what?

-You're giving her a choice.

-5, 4...

-I'm engaged.

[Cheering]

-I'm William.
I'm an old friend of Stanley's.

I came for Oakley.
I own half of it.

♪ There once was a ship
that put to sea ♪

♪ The name of the ship
was the Billy O'Tea ♪

♪ The winds blew up, her bow
dipped down ♪

♪ Oh, blow, my bully boys,
blow, ha! ♪

-♪ Soon may the Wellerman come ♪
-Ugh!

-♪ To bring us
sugar and tea and rum ♪

♪ One day,
when the tonguing is done ♪

♪ We'll take our leave and go ♪

♪ She'd not been two weeks
from shore ♪

♪ When down on her a
right whale bore ♪

♪ The captain called
all hands and swore ♪

-♪ He'd take that whale in tow ♪
-[Sighs]

-♪ Soon may the Wellerman come ♪

♪ To bring us sugar and tea
and rum ♪

♪ One day,
when the tonguing is done ♪

-♪ We'll take our leave and go ♪
-Vic!

-♪ Before the boat had hit
the water ♪

-Oh, hi there. Would you like to
donate to a charitable cause?

-♪ All hands to the side,
harpooned and fought her ♪

♪ When she dived down low ♪

♪ Soon may the Wellerman come ♪

♪ To bring the sugar and tea
and rum ♪

♪ One day,
when the tonguing is done ♪

♪ We'll take our leave
and go ♪

♪ Da-da-da-da-da ♪

♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da ♪

♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-
da-da-da-da ♪

[Laughs]

[The East Pointers'
"Wintergreen" plays]

♪♪

♪ Let it breathe, if it doesn't
breathe, it's gonna die ♪

♪ Let us see, if you let it be,
is it gonna fly? ♪

♪ Set it free ♪

♪ And if it leaves
we say goodbye ♪

♪ The web we weave
and then we grieve ♪

♪ And then we cry ♪

♪ I want to tell you
before I forget ♪

♪ Despite the darkness ♪

♪ Some of these days ♪

♪ Wintergreen can't outshine
your radiance ♪

♪ Wintergreen I love you
more than anything ♪

♪ Wintergreen despite
the darkness ♪

♪ Some of these days ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

♪♪

-♪ Soon may the Wellerman come ♪

♪ To bring us
sugar and tea and rum ♪

♪ One day,
when the tonguing is done ♪

♪ We'll take our leave
and go ♪

Ahoy, Oakley Wines!

[Chuckles]
-Oh.

-I've made pancakes.

-Uh, you really don't
need to make us breakfast,

William.

-Well, you say
that every morning.

-Yes, I do.
And still you continue to do it.

-Morning meeting.

I think it's time to accelerate
the idea of a new cellar door.

-Oh.

-As Daisy and I have told
you many times, William,

we already have a tasting room
which is perfectly serviceable

and there is no need to spend
time or money on a new one.

-Yes, William,

I think what Louis is trying
to say

is that while we appreciate all
the work you've been doing --

-I'm simply towing my fair share
of the load.

-Yes.

We just worry that you're
putting in a lot of effort

for something that you
don't really have a stake in.

-[Clears throat]
Legally speaking.

-"Legally speaking". [Chuckles]
You're a card, Louis.

Now, would you like
maple syrup with those pancakes?

-No thanks.
-Uh, I will.

Thank you, William.
[Chuckles]

-[Whistling]
-What?

He made his pancakes
pretty good. [Chuckles]

-Daisy.

♪♪

You know,
I don't think I'm gonna make it.

-Come on, Louis.
It's two days.

Two days,
and then we'll be free of him.

-It's that bloody
"Wellerman" song.

It's borrowed right
into my brain.

I don't think I'll ever be free.

-Well, I could always
Rickroll you tonight.

-What?
-Rickroll.

You know, Rick Astley.

♪ Never gonna give you up ♪

-Oh.
-Yeah, never mind.

There are other things
we need to talk about.

-I still say it might be
weight gain.

-Come on, Louis.

You know Tippy's pregnant.

I know Tippy's pregnant.
Tippy knows Tippy's pregnant.

It's just, why hasn't she told
us she's pregnant?

-Well, there's obviously a
reason

she's not talking to us
about it.

-Yeah, well, probably
because she thinks the future

of Oakley hinges on her.

-It does.
-Yes,

but, you know, we need to let
her know that she's family first

and a vintner second.

-Yeah.

I'd say about equal
on both fronts.

-No, Louis, this is important.

-Look, when Tippy's
ready to talk, she will.

Right now,
we need to concentrate

on the more pressing problem
at hand,

which is getting rid of bloody
William, the bloody Wellerman.

And our case is looking
as tight as a drum.

-Really?

-Now,
if I may begin.

-Now, shouldn't you address me
as Your Honor or something?

-Uh, I could, but technically
it's just a mediation.

We won't actually be appearing
before a judge, but, um...

[Clears throat]

You sure you don't
want to pop down?

-Oh, no. I quite like it up
here. Proceed.

-Mr. William McCallum is
an inveterate gambler.

-Ah.

-In fact,
his entire case is a gamble.

-Ooh, that's a good opening.

-Which is why, upon finding
himself low on funds,

he decided to head off
to New Zealand

to mooch off his old friend
and fellow traveler, Stanley.

-Excellent.

-Now, upon discovering
that Stanley Oakley was dead,

a new plan began to form.

Mr. McCallum chanced his hand by
moving in and refusing to leave.

He has ridden this stalemate
as far as he possibly can.

Well, that stalemate ends
here today.

I'm sure you'll agree
that a last will and testament

is more legally binding
than a beer stained bar menu.

-Wow.
[Cellphone chimes]

The defense rests.
-Oh, very good.

Although, if we were
actually doing this,

then you and I
would be the prosecution.

-Um, I have to go.
David needs me, so...

And I couldn't possibly
go like this. [Chuckles]

-Oh, God forbid.
Thanks.

♪♪

♪♪

-Stacy. Hi.

Can you please let David know
that I'm here?

-Do you have an appointment?

No, no, no.
He asked me to come down.

It's wedding stuff.

-I'll see if he's available.

Your name?

Uh, Daisy.
Uh, you know me, Stacy.

-Daisy. Wait here.

-Oh, Nic?

Hey. What are you --
What are you doing here

by yourself?

-Oh, um, Vic's been super busy
with...something.

-Well, you know,
you could have called me.

I mean, I'm --
I'm not Vic,

but I'm --
I'm a super proud heart parent.

-Oh, no, no, no.
It's just a routine checkup.

[Car horn honks]
-Oh. Well, okay.

-I'll send out the heart parent
signal if I need you.

-There she is, my beautiful
bride to be.

-Aw.
So what's the big emergency?

-Ah, well, Kathy Matheson
has discovered that her fiancé,

Craig, has been having
an affair with her sister.

-I'm sorry,
who discovered what?

-All you need to know
is their wedding is off

and the venue that I thought
was completely off the cards

is now available.

Check it out.

I mean, this is a venue
with a capital V.

V for "very cool".

I mean, look at it.

-Uh, yeah, I'm looking.

Uh...

Oh!
[Chuckles]

Uh, so don't you think it's
a little bit "Game of Thrones"?

-Well, I don't know.
I've never seen that TV series.

I heard it was
just all boobs and dragons.

-Uh, yeah. Pretty much.

-All right,
well, people loved it,

so we're onto a winner.

-Yeah.
Well, it's just, you know,

it doesn't have
a great track record

when it comes to weddings.

-Right.
-A bit of a history of

out and out of slaughter.
[Chuckles]

-Right.

So this place is out,
and we've got six weeks

to find another one.
-Mm-hmm.

-You are an events expert

and I have a vast amount
of experience

in a wide range of weddings,

so...
-Oh.

Is there something
I should know?

-What?
No. No.

No, it's just that someone
was always getting married

or remarried

and I just grew up loving
everything about big weddings.

-Oh. Why is this something
I'm only learning about you now?

-Well, because we haven't
hung out at many weddings.

My whanau,
we do good weddings.

-Well, that bodes well
for us then, doesn't it?

-Yeah.
-[Giggles]

-[Laughs] More tea, Vicar?
-Don't mind if I do.

Now, I'm not overstaying
my welcome, am I?

-Oh, no, William.
You're very welcome here

anytime.

-Mi casa es su casa.
-Mm.

La vida es una
aventura, atrévete.

Which means "Life is
an adventure.

Be brave."

Picked up a little bit
of Spanish

with an all Spanish crew sailing
around the Mediterranean.

But a man of the world
like you, Don,

I'm not telling you anything
you don't already know.

Hmm?

You two
must have traveled the globe.

-Not as much as you'd think.

-Why would we need to go
anywhere?

I mean, look at that view.

We would be hard pressed
to beat that.

-Mm.

It is a fine vista,
but I have seen better.

-Hmm.

-The Bay
of Kotor. Montenegro.

I was standing on the bow,
watching the sunrise,

seeing the old buildings spring
to life as the sun touched them.

You know, I've played cards
with the king of Egypt,

I've danced in the rain
with a real live princess,

but all that pales
in insignificance

next to that beautiful morning
on the Bay of Kotor.

-Sounds perfect.

-It was, Don. It was.

-Well,
I'm guessing won't be long

before you're off
wandering again.

-Ah, young man's game.

I'm ready to settle here,

at Oakley.

-So you're not worried about
the impending mediation case?

-[Chuckles]

Not at all.

-Louis, have you heard anything
from Vic?

[Taps spoon]

-Listen.

-What?
I can't hear anything.

-Exactly.
No clattering of pots and pans.

-Oh.

-No endless stories about
world travel, and best of all,

no shanties about whalers
tonguing.

-[Chuckles]

-What is tonguing anyway,
in terms of whales?

-Oh, you don't want to know.

It's very unpleasant.
Don't Google it.

[Clears throat]

[Sighs]

-[Sighs]

So, Tippy --
-Please, Daisy.

Just give me a moment
to enjoy my Earl Gray in peace.

-Oh, come on, Louis.

You just have to talk to her
and get it out in the open.

-Oh, so I'm head of HR now,
am I?

-Well, you're the one
reading the book.

-You do realize that
the traditional English response

to human resources
has been to imprison everyone

and plunder their riches.

-I'm asking you to talk to
her, not invade the Falklands.

-Uh, strictly speaking,
we didn't invade.

We were there first.
-Come on, Louis.

You've got a relationship
with her.

-You've got a relationship
with her too.

-You're afraid to talk to her,
aren't you?

-[Sighs]

You're the people person.
Honestly, of the two of us,

Which is better suited
to this task?

[Knock on door]

-Knock, knock. Hi.
-What's this?

-Oh, it's a --
it's a Daisy charcuterie board.

Got some lovely
runny cheese and eggs and sushi

and pate and sprouts,
mussels.

-Strange mix of stuff.

-Yeah, it's a treat
for us girls.

I thought we could have a chat.

-Hmm.

-So would you like
some cheese?

It's nice and ripe and runny.

-No thanks.

-Any particular reason
why not?

-Cheese ruins the palate
for wine.

That's why wine and cheese
evenings are so stupid.

-What about some mussels?
-Are they raw?

-Smoked.
-I only eat raw.

-Pate?
-Never liked brown food.

-Sushi?
-Or cold rice.

Unless it's hot outside.

-Mm-hmm.

Tippy, is there anything
you'd like to discuss?

Just us girls.
Anything at all.

-Actually, there is.
-Yes?

-You're not gonna like it,
though.

-Well, you don't know that.
It's me.

You can tell me anything.

-It's about
my bridesmaid dress.

I wanted to make a change.
-Oh.

Oh. You think
you might need it altered

and maybe let out at the waist
a little bit?

-I want to wear flowing pants
and like a loose shirt instead.

-Pants?

Oh. Uh...
Um...

Well, it's just
that my bridesmaids' dresses

was the one thing that
I'd lock down for the wedding.

-Oh, if there's too much
trouble...

-No, no, no, no, it's fine.
-Thanks.

Nice chat.
-[Chuckles] Yep.

♪♪

[Cocktail shaking]

♪♪

-Daisy. Here.

I have a surprise for you.

-Hmm?
-[Chuckles]

-It's called Daisy's
Delight.

It's a wedding gift.

-Sorry?
-For your wedding.

A signature cocktail.

-Oh, uh, yes, William.

I appreciate the thought,
but it's not really me.

-I've bought all the rum
in bulk,

wholesale prices
through the business.

-So Oakley's paying for this?

-Mm...
-Oh, William, I'm sorry,

but rum cocktails don't fit
the theme, so...

-Theme? So what's the big
picture for the special event?

You know,
what's the overall mood?

Well, right now, it's dark
and stormy.

-Oh, great cocktail.
Look, Daisy,

I've organized quite
a few parties in my time.

-Yes, William, I'm a bit
of an event planner myself.

[Vehicle backfires]

-Oh. You two are gonna love
this.

[Laughs]

♪♪

♪♪

Louis, Daisy,

may I present Roger, or Jolly
Roger as I like to call him,

on account of his sunny
disposition. [Chuckles]

He's here to build
a cellar door.

-But we already have
a cellar door.

-You'll enjoy working
with him.

-I only work alone.

-Oh, well, he only works alone,

but you'll be more than
happy with the end result.

-Hmm. We can't afford it.

-Well, you see, that's
the best thing, Louis.

Roger works for free.

-What? Why?

-Well,
let's just say he does it out

of the kindness of his heart.

-William, we have only a few
days to go before the mediation.

-Yes,

and to make big changes
without consulting us

when you probably
won't be here --

-Oh, come on,
partners.

Let's not look at gift horse
in the mouth, shall we?

-I'm going to say no
to this generous offer.

-Me too.

-You're saying no?
Well, let me tell you something.

I own half of this vineyard.

And I say he stays.
End of discussion.

The long arm of the law.

-Yvonne, how can we help you?

-You can tell me who owns
this backfiring rust bucket

of rolling violations.

I've heard reports of gunshots
from Cooper's Gap to Peak View.

Well, I think maybe

a little roadworthy
inspection is an order.

Yes?

-Tell you what,
while she's busy,

I'll show you
where you're gonna stay.

There's an unused caravan
up the back.

-It's not unused, actually.

-Hey.
Don't leave the premises.

-Yeah, I'll bring him right
back, Officer.

Fear not.
-So will I.

-[Chuckles]

-There she is.

Your home away from home
for the next few weeks.

-Weeks? William,
this is unacceptable.

This is Gus's home.

-Oh.

-Nope.

-Oh, come on, love.

Gus is off living
his best life in Hollywood

with his significant other.

He's not coming back.

♪♪

[Sighs] Come on. Don't worry
about her.

You can camp
down at the cellar door.

That way it'll cut down
on your commute to work.

[Chuckles]

-It's getting
a bit busy round here, isn't it?

-It is.
The more the merrier, they say.

-They say.
What does Louis Oakley say?

-Um, well, I say,

give me four walls
and the certainty

that the phone will not ring.

That's better than any spar.

-Solitude is
not all it's cracked up to be.

I don't mind a crowd.
I just prefer a smaller one.

-Oh.

-How small is small?
-Mm, capacity of two.

No que for the bath.

-Oh, well, that sounds perfect,
-Doesn't it?

-Far from the madding crowd.

-"Whenever you look up,
there shall I be,

and whenever I look up,
there --"

-"...there will be you."

-We did Thomas Hardy
at book club.

-Oh.

-So much better
than "Cat's Eye".

-Oh, God. [Chuckles]

-Anyway, no rest for the wicked.

-Yeah.

♪♪

♪♪

[Relaxing music playing]

-Hi.
-Hi.

-Just thought I'd pop by,
see how you are.

-Oh, fine.
-Good.

Got time for a cuppa?

-Uh, sorry.

No, it's just our birthing
guru is here.

-Oh, uh, sorry.

Louis and I had that
in our diaries for next week,

but I'm here now,
so I could be --

-Oh, hi, Daisy.

Actually, it's just me and Nic
today because of the energies.

-Yeah, that's right,
Yeah, the energies.

-Yeah.
-Vic,

have you done
something with your, um...

-Nope. [Chuckles]

Better get back to it,
eh?

-Yeah.
-See you.

-Okay.

-Sorry.

It's just we want to do
everything by the book.

-No, I totally understand.

Yeah. It's just,
I'm just -- I'm just checking.

Um, I-I haven't done anything
to upset you, have I?

-No.

We just have a lot
on our minds.

I better get back to it.
-Yeah, of course.

Um, just, you know,
I'm here if you need me.

-Okay.
-[Both chuckle]

♪♪

-I'm exploring the energies
and vibrations around you,

the babies, and Vic.

-Am I vibrating?

Oh, I'm sorry,
-What do the vibrations say?

-Love.
A lot of love and strengths.

-Everyone says I look
different.

-You have put on a bit
of sympathy weight, babe.

-Is there any way that
could be affecting my energies?

-Yes.

Yes, your energies are
a little different.

No. No, you look exactly
the same to me.

And is there anything else?

-Well, let me consult
my divination cup. Now...

-Yeah, it's just, um...

-Yes, I know exactly
where it is.

-It's that we really want to do
everything right.

-There is no right or wrong,

No, one new life,
it's the beginning of --

it's the beginning
of all things.

Wonder, hope,
dream, of possibilities.

You are creating two lives.

-It's pretty scary.
-Yeah.

I know. You're strong, and
so is the bond between you all.

And when you're ready
for others to join you

on this path, you'll know.

Hmm.

[Pig snorting]

[Claps hands]
-Wanda.

[Sighs]

I feel my mind drifting
at the moment, Wanda.

Yes, I know.
Let your mind drift.

Just make sure it remembers
to come back.

I'd hate to lose my mind,
eh, old girl?

Yes, yes.
The irony is not lost on me.

I'm the one conversing
with the pig

and you're the one
doing all the talking.

Louis. Wanda, it's Louis.

What brings you to
our little corner of the world?

-Oh, well, I'm searching
for a bit of sanity, Don.

-What?
-[Wanda snorts]

-Oh, Wanda says
you've come to the right place.

-Oh, well, thank you, Wanda.

You know, you're much
better company than some humans.

I know.

-William?
-The very man.

-You know,
he's not a bad chap,

given half a chance.

-Don, I have given that man
so many chances.

Sometimes it feels
like I've invited a vampire

across our threshold.

-Well, you know the best way

to deal with vampires,
don't you?

Holy water.

-[Chuckles] I knew I can rely on
you, Don.

-Now, this is only a temporary
fix.

You realize he'll
still be there in the morning?

-Oh, yes.
I know, but don't worry.

I think our case
is wrapped up tighter

than an extremely tight thing.

What? Do you know
something I don't?

-We had dinner with William
last night

and he seemed very confident.

-Daisy.
-Hmm?

-Has William said anything
to you about the mediation?

-No. Why?

-Don says he's confident --
overly confident about winning.

I mean,
he could be bluffing I suppose,

or maybe he's just --

Do you think he's
trying to get inside our heads?

-Well, I think he's already
in there.

So, what are we going to do?

-Well, I'll just go over
the case again

with a fine-toothed comb.

-Actually,
I've been meaning to ask you,

has -- has Vic been acting
a bit weird lately?

-Weirder than usual, you mean?
No, I don't think so.

Oh, while you were there,

did you manage to get any intel
from Nic about Tippy's, uh...

-What, you think
because Nic's pregnant,

she's got some biological
alarm clock going off,

alerting her to other
pregnant women in the vicinity?

-No, of course not.

No, that'd be ridiculous.

Oh, look. You know what?
This has gone far enough.

We're going to see Tippy.
-What?

-Come on.
-Oh, Louis.

No.

Louis.

-[Chuckles]

[Grunting] Tippy.

Hello.

Um, there's
an unspoken situation here

that really needs to be, um,
spoken,

about the apparent change

in your...

Which could be, as I think,

a localized expansion of...fat,

or it could be the result
of a dalliance of a, uh...

of a sexual nature.

-Okay. [Chuckles]

Tippy, what Louis is trying
to say is that we were wondering

if -- if we're about
to hear the patter of tiny feet.

-A patter
that we would welcome.

-Yes.
-I mean, celebrate, in fact.

I mean, we are a business here,

but we are first
and foremost a family.

-Yes, exactly.

And if that family were about
to expand...

-Yes.

Not in an extra dress size
up kind of way.

More -- More, well, biological.

-Yes.

A beautiful biological way,
then it would be good

for us to know
how to expand.

-Yes. As you expand.
-Yes.

-In conclusion...

-I just hope that we've made
it, um...

-Well, the position.
-The position. Yeah.

Let's hope we made
it clear.

-Tippy.

You're pregnant?

-Yeah.
-Gus.

-Hello.
-Hey.

-So, Gus, you must have
all kinds of questions for Tippy

about her condition.

-No. No, it seems
pretty straightforward.

-Well, I'm so glad you're back,
Gus.

Wasn't expecting you
quite so early for the wedding.

-Griff and I broke up.

-What? Oh, Gus, I'm sorry.

Why didn't you or Griff
say anything?

-I'm kind of saying it now.

-Are you all right?

-Do you want to talk about it?

-Ah, the prodigal son returns.

-And you're still here.
-Yes.

I've become something of
a permanent, much loved fixture.

-Neither of those things
is true.

-I don't think anyone wants
you here.

-Fair enough.

A new shoe always hurts
a little at first.

-Tippy told me about the case.
You're gonna win, right?

-Yeah.

Yeah, probably.

-Probably?
-Probably. Yeah.

-11:45 A.M.

14.8 degrees Celsius.
-It's ridiculous.

-Oh, well, if you don't want it,
I'll take it back.

-Oh, no, no, no.

You've plugged it in now,
so it might as well stay.

-Mm.
-Uh-uh, what are you doing?

Don't move anything.

I have everything just the way
I like it.

-What?

So these moldy old coffee cups
on the table

are just the way you like it ?
Is that it?

-Okay. Okay.
You can probably move those.

-Mm.

-Oh, Hils,
you're blind as a bat.

-I am not. I can see.

I just -- I just have to be
close.

Really close and out
the side of my eye like that .

I don't have to see to know
how you're looking at me ,

Rissy.

-Face facts.

Your sight is leaving
the building ,

and there is no problem
with accepting help.

Now, I've already sent Roy
and Pete

over to help you
in the vineyard.

So you didn't say no to that,
did you?

-[Chuckles]
I'd be a fool to turn down

free laborers.

-On that subject,
I've been thinking.

-Uh-oh .

-Now that you've got
them here helping you,

why don't you let me take
over your production as well?

-Oh, oh,
I see what you're trying to do.

Yeah, a little bit of help here,

a little bit
of bookkeeping there,

and before I know it,

you'd have stolen the vineyard
out from under my nose.

Okay. Okay .

Well, I'm desperate
to steal this place.

A run-down old eyesore.
God.

-I know no one else dares say no
to Marissa, but I do.

Read my lips.
No.

-So it's over?
-Yep.

You know, everything
you warned me about happened.

Griff had his work
and his friends

and I just had Griff,

and I didn't want him
to give up his life,

so I set him free.

So why didn't you
tell me you were pregnant?

-'Cause I know you'd come
straight back.

-Yeah, I would have.
Do you want to talk about it?

How did it actually happen?

-The usual way.

You want me to draw
you a picture?

-Do I know the father?

-No. But he's a good guy.
You'd like him.

-So how are, uh,
Daisy and Louis holding up?

-You know, all good.

They're really pulling their
weight.

-Do they still, you know,

like, need me or...

-We all need you, Gus.
You're the glue.

The only thing
you need to worry about

is what we all
need to worry about --

William.

♪♪

-Voila.
Do you remember that?

-Oh, for heaven's sake.

That's from our honeymoon
in Paris.

Where did you find it?
Where's it been?

-In the box room.
-[Chuckles]

Best holiday we ever had.

-Not only the best holiday,

but the only holiday
we've ever had.

-Oh, rubbish.
No.

We were at the wine conference
in London

and we had a growers
conference in Napa,

and last year, we were
at Martha's Vineyard

with the sustainability tour.

-They weren't holidays,
they were all work.

-Oh, semantics.
Work and play.

-We've visited places, but
we've never experienced them.

-What's going on here?

-I talked to Ben.
-Mm-hmm?

-He's happy to take
over the vineyards.

-What?
-It's time for us to retire

and -- and fill our shelves
with silly souvenirs,

and a heart's worth
1,000 memories. We've earned it.

-You have no right
to talk to Ben behind my back.

No right to make a decision
like this without me.

Don.

♪♪

♪♪

[Saw buzzing]

-Now, when I look around this
room, I know we're gonna win,

not just 'cause our
opponent has a terrible case,

which he most certainly does,
but well, because of all of you.

-Oh. Here, here.
-Destroy him.

-You sure you don't want
us to come with you?

-Oh, no. Thanks Gus.

You stay here and wait
to enjoy the fruits of victory.

-Wait, victory fruits?

Are they like strawberries?

Because
I'm allergic to strawberries.

-No, it's metaphorical.

-No, it's not.
It's a medical condition.

-Right. Right.
-Mm.

-Good luck.
-Thanks.

-Okay.

I made this for
when they get back.

-Oh, I'd take it easy today,
Roger.

And when we get back,
you can pack up and head home.

-Wouldn't be so sure about that.

-Oh, I'm pretty sure.

-I'm pretty sure I had him
in our last game too,

but here I am.

The devil has many tricks,

but the best one is making
you think you're winning

when you've already lost.

-Oh.
-[Scoffs]

-Hmm.

-All the best.

-Oh,
I think I'm gonna be sick.

How do you do this all the
time?

-Well, I don't anymore, do I?

We both just need to keep calm.
-Right.

I mean, he's got nothing,
right?

-Right.
-Yeah.

-[Exhales deeply]
Just ridiculous.

I feel like I'm back
at the Old Bailey.

Look, it's just --
it's a mediation

and we hold all the cards.
-Yes.

Except he is
a professional player.

♪♪

-Daisy. Daisy.

-William,
could I have a word, please?

-You have my undivided
attention.

-Um,
when I first came to Oakley,

I just wanted a quick sale and
then back to my life in Sydney.

But I found something here --
a connection, to Stanley,

to my past, to the people.

I found a purpose.
Oakley is my purpose.

It's -- It's Louis's purpose.
It's Gus and Tippy's.

Can you honestly say
that it's yours?

-Daisy,

no matter what happens,

there will always be
a place for you at Oakley.

♪♪

-He's definitely up to
something.

-Why? What did he say?
-Oh, it's not what he said.

It's the way that he said it.

He's convinced he's
going to win.

-I'm convinced he's bluffing.

♪♪

-M'lord --

-Oh, not the last time
I looked, Mr. Oakley,

but you may call me Gail.

-Shall I sit down?
-You may.

-[Clears throat]

Six months ago,

Mr. William McCallum arrived
on our doorstep claiming

to own 50% of our business
and our property, Oakley Wines.

-Now, we are good,
kind people,

so we said that he could stay
with us for a few days,

but he refused to leave, and
he has been there ever since.

-What Mr. McCallum has
as evidence for his claim

is little more
than a drunken promise scrawled

on the back of a beer
stained bar menu.

Furthermore, we've no way
of knowing who witnessed

this so called deed.

It is simply a
scrawled illegible signature,

and we only have Mr. McCallum's
word that Stanley even wrote it.

But what we do have is
a written,

witnessed and notarized will,

a legal document which leaves
Oakley Wines to myself

and to Miss Monroe
as the sole heirs.

-Well, Mr. Oakley makes
some very salient points,

and I must warn you,
Miss McCallum,

if the menu is the only thing
you have,

it will not stand up
in a court of law.

Now, may I suggest
we take a short bathroom break?

Apologies. UTI. Ghastly.

-Ooh! It was amazing.

-Well,
that felt pretty amazing.

-Well, you heard Gail.

That bar menu is
not gonna get the job done.

-Yeah.

-Finally, we're going to have
our home to ourselves again.

-[Chuckles]

-[Chuckles]

-I should get some water. I have
a dry throat after that.

[Clears throat]

[Humming "Wellerman"]

♪♪

♪♪

-Ah.
-Oh.

-Fancy seeing you here.

-Well, you know,
there was a time

when the place to find me
was in a courthouse.

'Cause I was being a lawyer,

not 'cause I was
always being arrested.

-Right.

So just the once, then?
Public indecency.

-Oh, yeah.

I was kind of hoping
you hadn't seen that.

-Well, it seems to me
everyone saw that

piccadilly willy.
-Yeah, well,

social media's
got a lot to answer for.

So what brings you here?

-Him.
-Hello.

-But actually, I was wanting
to talk to you about a case,

not this one.

A young lad
from Peak View.

Been up to no good.
-Oh, yeah.

What a little lout.
Hope they threw the book at him.

-No, he's a good kid.
I'd like to help him out.

-Yeah, I mean,
when I say "louts",

that's probably
what other people are saying

about him,

less empathetic types.

-Well, I could use some legal
advice about it,

so could you...
-Of course.

No, I am your humple servant.

Humble -- Humble servant.
Humple.

Don't even know
where that came from.

I-I-I'd best be getting along.

-Okay.

Well, come on, then.

[Chuckles]

-Mr. McCallum.

-Gail, they say a man
who represents himself

has a fool for a client.

While I'm no lawyer,

albeit a disbarred,
disgraced lawyer,

like my fellow colleague,
I'm certainly no fool.

I know that this bar
menu isn't worth the paper

it's written on.

♪♪

But this deed is.

♪♪

When Stanley sobered up,

he agreed to supply me
with a properly executed deed.

You'll note there

that it was witnessed
by Stanley Oakley's lawyer,

a Mr. Victor Grimes.

-Oh. Vic.

-Oh.

-[Sighs]

-[Sighs]

-Oh, babe, Louis is a friend.

I'm sure he
I didn't mean it at all.

He's just really upset.

-Oh, it's all my fault.

Stanley was always giving me
things to sign.

I didn't even know
what I was signing.

I'm such an idiot.

I can never face them again.

-It's been a really shit month,
hasn't it? [Chuckles]

[Chickens clucking]

♪♪

♪♪

-♪ ...may the Wellerman come ♪

♪ To bring us sugar and tea and
rum ♪

♪ One day, when the tonguing is
done ♪

-You guys can hang out
in my room if you like.

-♪ Da-da-da-da-da ♪

♪ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da ♪

♪ Da-da-da-da-da ♪

♪ Da-da-da-da-da ♪

Hey!

♪♪

-I feel like
I should say something right no,

but I just don't know
what to say, you know?

-Mm.

-There's nothing
to say, Gus.

We're stuck with bloody William
and his

whale
tonguing shitty shanties.

-Oh, no thanks, Tippy.

I think I'm just gonna
get some air.

-You okay?
-Yeah.

I mean, I have had my
fair share of bad days in court,

but today pretty much left
them all for dead.

-Is there anything we can do?

-Well,
we could try for the High Court,

but even if we could afford
a KC, with the evidence

that William gave today,
it'd be a waste of time.

No, I think William has
us, ironically, over a barrel.

I'm just so sorry, Daisy.
I let you down.

-No, no, you haven't.
You haven't let anyone down.

-Oh.

I better get going.

-Going where?
-Well, it's a legal thing.

I said I'd help a friend out,
and I figured a couple

of bottles of liquid
lubrication couldn't hurt.

-Surely, you can postpone,
given the circumstances.

-No, I think the distraction
would be good for me.

-So...
[Clears throat]

♪♪

♪♪

No, I think you're gonna
be absolutely fine.

-Well, you can color me
impressed.

You must have been a hell
of a lawyer back in the day.

-[Chuckles]

[Sighs]

-What?

-Well, yes,
the case is quite complicated,

but for me, it's a doddle.

On the flip side,

I can't seem to solve
my own legal problems at all.

-How could you possibly
have known he was sitting

on a signed deed?

-I know. I couldn't.

But the fault ultimately lies
with Muggins here.

[Chuckles]

-Losing isn't the end
of everything.

Do you want to know the secret
to getting back up again?

-Mm. I do.

-One simple truth.

Life goes on,
and fortune favors the brave.

-You're a very wise woman.

-Well, flattery will get you
everywhere, Mr. Oakley.

-Right. Well, I-I suppose
I'm gonna be toddling back home,

back to the land of the loss

and the harbor
of endless damn sea shanties.

-I'm afraid I can't allow
that.

-Sorry?
-You're over the limit.

Legally, I can't let you drive.

-But you kept topping
up...my glass.

-Did I?

♪♪

♪♪

Fortune favors the brave.

-Indeed, it does.

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

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