All language subtitles for The Nanny S04E09 Tattoo-eng

Oh, would you look
at that couple over there.

Every day she stands on that doorstep

and just waits for her husband
to come home.

Meanwhile, she could close
that robe a little.

Her whole business is hanging out.

I can't believe you would stand here
and invade the intimacy of two lovers,

when the view from my room is spectacular.

Close the robe.

Meanwhile, would you look
at what my day consists of.

"Buy Brighton socks,
take Grace to therapy,

pick up Mr. Sheffield's prescription."

Please, my heart bleeds for you.
There are two words on my list,

"Don't jump."

-Bye, sweetie. I love you.
-Bye.

-Bye.
-Bye, Val.

Niles, when did I become
such a house Frau?

Me.

I mean, where's the excitement?
Where's the passion?

All I got is the drudgery.

What?
No chopped egg with the caviar?

The other house Frau,
didn't feel like chopping.

Well, it's like me and Mr. Sheffield
have been married for 20 years

and all the thrill is gone.

Only, we skipped
the thrill part altogether.

You know, if I wanted to be
in a sick and twisted relationship,

I could be living at home with my parents.

Oh my God, Fran, you will never believe
what happened to me

-at school today.
-What?

I'm walking down the hall
after third period.

-Yeah.
-And Shawn comes up to me,

and he pulls me into the stairwell,
and he starts making out with me.

Honey.

Fran, it was so intense.

I couldn't breathe.

His chest was pressed up against mine.

His mouth was so hot.

And then he whispered, "I love you."

Say it again.

Only lower and try an English accent.

Isn't it bittersweet
to look on passionate youth

and know, for you, it's gone forever?

And on that note,
we move into the second level.

Niles, look at this.

It's half empty.

You think you're the only one
whose life sucks?

Dear Niles, what is it this time?

Your job? Your weight?

No future?

Actually, I was just wondering
why I don't have a social life,

but you cleared that right up for me.
Thank you, sir.

There you go. All right, C.C.
Come on, let's get started.

Niles, we'll take our supper
in the office tonight.

Wait a minute. You're working tonight?

You're supposed to be taking me
and Gracie to the movies.

Nanny Fine, isn't that your job?

Maxwell will go insane if he has to see
The Hunchback one more time.

Then why don't you quit?

Niles.

Dear, sweet, overcompensating

for his little spatula, Niles.

You know, Mr. Sheffield,

I know that you're very busy
with your show and everything,

but, I really don't think
that that's an excuse

for you to neglect your children.

Well, how exactly am I neglecting them?

Well, they sit around here all day,

waiting for you to come home
and then you never once say,

"Let's go out for drinks,
let's go dancing.

You look sexy in that outfit."

I'll get it.

I guess it's just not meant to be.

I wasn't put here
to have a handsome British millionaire,

sweep me off my feet.

Hello, love.

She was working in a bridal shop
In Flushing, Queens

'Till her boyfriend kicked her out
In one of those crushing scenes

What was she to do?
Where was she to go?

She was out on her fanny

So over the bridge from Flushing
To the Sheffield's door

She was there to sell makeup,
But the father saw more

She had style! She had flair!
She was there!

That's how she became the nanny!

Who would have guessed
That the girl we've described

Was just exactly what
The doctor prescribed?

Now the father finds her beguiling
Watch out, C.C.!

And the kids are actually smiling
Such joie de vivre!

She's the lady in red
When everybody else is wearing tan

The flashy girl from Flushing
The nanny named Fran!

Maxwell's baby brother.
I can't believe it's you.

God, look who's here.
Let me get you a drink.

Who is she?

That's Miss Fine's mother.

No.

You look incredible.

It's... It's a work of art.

Nigel.

Stop it.

Nigel, I do wish
you'd let me know you were coming.

I'm just swamped with work at the moment.

But, Miss Fine offered
to be your welcome-to-New York ambassador.

Wow.

Mayor Giuliani's made some
great changes to your fair city.

Welcome to New York.

What's up, love?
You're not the same girl I met in Paris.

I can see it in your eyes.

-What?
-A need, a yearning,

a desire that is yet to be fulfilled.

I bet you say that to all the girls.
And if you don't, you should try it.

Well, get ready to feel much better, love.
You're mine now.

You're pretty cocky
for a tall, charming, rich, gorgeous guy.

Not to mention, one hell of a dancer.

I'm sorry, Nigel.

I'm just not gonna be the life
of the party tonight.

This place is just fabulous.

I'll tell you, I love going to clubs.

I'm heavily into noshing.

-You mean moshing, don't you?
-No.

-So you really like this place?
-Well, I'll tell you,

it's got one major thing
already going for it.

I'm not outside on line hugging
Val to try and keep warm.

Although, that did get
us into another club.

And I'll tell you,

that Candace Gingrich was such
a sport with the drinks.

I hope you don't mind me telling you
one more time just how...

...how sexy you are.

No. Still digging it.

Come on, let's dance.

-Okay.
-I love to watch you move.

Nigel, I find it so hard to believe

that you two are brothers.

You are nothing like Mr. Sheffield.

Darling, I am Mr. Sheffield.

Get down, boogie oogie oogie

Get down, boogie oogie oogie...

Thanks, Fran.

She acts so weird when she's happy.

Don't complain.

It's been four years since I've been able
to get my hands on a Häagen-Dazs bar.

I'll get it.

-Nigel.
-Hello, darling.

Flowers.

Would you rather have candy?
Clothes? Diamonds?

Stop it. Diamonds?

Well, I happen to have one right here.

Oh, my God!

Nigel, it's gorgeous.

I don't know anything about diamonds.

Pure white, 1.76 carats, no occlusions.

-It's beautiful.
-And so are you.

How's that fantastic body?

Still a regular boogie wonderland?

You don't know the half of it.

What are you, caught in a butler trap?

Lower your foot off and get moving.

Miss me?

Yeah.

God, I missed you.

Niles, did you send that bottle
of champagne to Glenn Close yet?

Mr. Sheffield.
You've met your brother Nigel.

Yes, Nigel, listen, I'm awfully sorry,
I haven't spent more time with you.

But I'm sure,
Miss Fine's been entertaining you.

Yeah. She's been incredible.

In a Martha Stewart kind of way.

Well, it's about bloody time.
I asked for this bottle hours ago.

Well, good things come to those who wait.

Unless they wait too long
and then they slip

through their namby-pamby fingers.

You know, Fran, I could have sworn
when Max just walked in,

you acted as if you were cheating on him.

What? No.
Just because I pushed you off of me

and started to act defensive?

You probably never had your parents,

catch you playing spin the bottle
with your first cousin.

So, then, it's all right to say,
"I think I found my other half."

And to give you this ticket for the QE2.

Nigel, so many presents,

and it's not even Hanukkah.

Fran, I'm leaving tonight
and I want you to come with me.

-Nigel, I'm not that kind of girl.
-I'm asking you to be my wife.

I'm that kind of girl.

-Are you proposing?
-I know,

Max has always accused me
of being impulsive,

but I've fallen in love with you
and I'm not letting you get away.

Oh, my God,

you two are like day and night.

Cain and Abel.

Tommy and Dickie Smothers.

The ship sails at midnight. Start packing.

Nigel, this is a huge decision.

I mean, what about the kids?
I just can't abandon them.

Although, this would make
me their aunt now.

I'll wait for you on the pier.

If you don't come,
I'll know the answer's no.

No, don't. It's too fast.
I can't. I'm sorry.

You said midnight, right?

Fran, what happened?
You sounded hysterical on the phone.

Val, you know how I've always wanted
to be a part of this family,

and not just the nanny,
but, you know, a real part.

Like, if God forbid, something happened,
there were problems or strife,

I could get the house.

Oh, my God. He asked you to marry him?

He wants to elope.
I have to be on a ship by midnight.

I'm telling you, this is crazy.
I don't know what I'm doing.

It's winter. I don't need cotton pants.

Fran, in my heart,

I know that there is no one more perfect
for you than Maxwell Sheffield.

-Not him. The brother.
-Better. Younger, no kids.

What am I even considering? It's nuts.

The guy knows me two seconds,

and he already wants
to run away with me?

-It's weird. It's freaky. It's icky.
-I think it's romantic.

Isn't it? Could you drop dead?

-Come on, let me see the ring.
-It's not a ring.

He gave me a diamond solitaire necklace.

It goes against tradition,
but that's part of his allure.

It's gorgeous.

Isn't it perfect?
I'm just gonna turn it into a ring,

-add baguettes and a platinum setting.
-Yeah.

Fran, I will never forget tonight.

-You didn't?
-Didn't what?

Well, what the heck could be so memorable?

Well, Shawn is just so romantic
and passionate about things.

I mean, I guess I kind
of always saw myself

with someone more like daddy.

Yeah, well, every girl feels
that way about your father.

I mean, their father.

It's just so great to be in love.

I know, sweetie.

It's the most wonderful feeling
in the world.

Hold on to it as long as you possibly can.

And remember, always follow your heart.

Well, my heart says
I should go back over to Shawn's.

That's not your heart talking.

Ma, I'm so confused.

How long am I supposed
to wait around for Mr. Sheffield?

What made Daddy finally commit to you?

Sweetheart,
you can't compare relationships.

-Well, tell me. I want to know.
-It's not important.

Come on, what made him finally marry you?

Your sister, all right?

You know, I always wondered
how she could be a 13-pound preemie.

Darling, I know you're "famisched".

But don't rush into anything
until you're sure.

How did my life get so complicated?

I always thought that I was gonna
end up with Mr. Sheffield,

but, I'm wasting my youth here.

I mean, I'm a vital, passionate woman

and Nigel brings that out in me.

Darling, hold that thought.
I took a diuretic.

Miss Fine,

were you planning on seeing Nigel tonight?

Well, I was thinking about it.

But if you don't want me to,

if you think my place is to be here
with you and the kids,

just say the word.

By all means, go.

You two will have
a wonderful time together.

Yeah, who knows
when I'll finish up in the office.

Please don't sit around, waiting for me.

All right.

Well...

I know what I gotta do now.

Yeah. Pizza Hut.

Maybe I don't want to know

The reason why

But lately you don't talk to me

And darling I can't see me in your eye

I hold you near but you're so far away

Ant it's losing you I can't believe

To watch you leave
And let this feeling die

You alone, you alone are the living thing
That keeps me alive

And tomorrow if I'm here without your love

You know I can't survive

Only my love can raise you high
Above it all

Don't throw it all away, our love
Our love

Don't throw it all away, our love

Don't throw it all away, our love
Our love

Don't throw it all away, our love

Don't throw it all away, our love
Our love

Don't throw it all away, our love

Don't throw it all away, our love
Our love

Don't throw it all away, our love

Taxi.

Don't tell me not to fly,
I've simply got to

If someone takes a spill
It's me and not you

Don't bring around a cloud
To rain on my parade

I gotta fly once
I gotta try once

Only can die once, right, sir?

Oh, love is juicy
Juicy and you see

I've got to have my bite, sir

Get ready for me, love
'Cause I'm a comer

I've simply gotta march
My heart's a drummer

Don't bring around a cloud
To rain on my parade

Nobody, no, nobody

Is gonna rain on my parade

-Wait.
-Lady, you meant to be on that ship?

I guess not.

Mr. Sheffield,
I thought you went to bed hours ago.

No.
I've been out since late this afternoon.

So, you haven't been in your office?

No, why?

Ma's in there watching TV.
She had a fight with Daddy.

Well, I'm very glad you're still up.
You know, I've missed you.

The show is coming along superbly.

Very soon, it'll be opening night.

You'll be there,
wearing something smashing.

I'll stick a couple of TUMS
in your cummerbund,

so when you get nervous....

Miss Fine, are you all right?

-Have you been crying?
-I...

I... I went clubbing
with Val and I hurt my ankle.

Dear. Well, let's have a look.

Gently.

Yes. Well, we should get some ice on that.

Do you think you can walk?

No.

You sit right there. I'll get it.

It's really been a marvel to me

how you manage to tousle
around the house in those high heels.

There you go.

Why are you breathing so heavily?

Lamaze.

Ma enrolled me. Wishful thinking.

Right.

Well, anyway, you sleep
with that on tonight,

-and, I'll fetch a doctor in the morning.
-Thanks.

No. Wait. No.
We can't have any of that, can we?

Here, put your arms around my shoulder.
There we go.

There we are.

Don't worry, Miss Fine, I've got you.

Boy, do you ever.

Miss Fine, we're all
just sitting down to dinner.

Right.

You do realize
it was your other ankle you injured.