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♪ Love...♪
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♪ Exciting and new ♪
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♪ come aboard ♪
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♪ we're expecting you ♪
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♪ and love...♪
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♪ Life's sweetest reward ♪
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♪ let it flow ♪
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♪ it floats back to you ♪
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♪ the love boat ♪
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♪ soon will be making
another run ♪
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♪ the love boat ♪
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♪ promises something for
everyone ♪
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♪ set a course for adventure
your mind on a new romance ♪
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♪ and love ♪
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♪ won't hurt anymore ♪
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♪ it's an open smile ♪
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♪ on a friendly shore
yes, love ♪
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♪ welcome aboard, it's love ♪
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What can I say gopher, I love
this ship.
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Me too.
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But if Julie asks me once more
if her parents got here yet,
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I'm gonna jump over the side.
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Ahhh....
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Gopher?
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Did my parents get here yet?
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Try not to make too big a
splash.
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Not yet, Julie.
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Well, will you keep your eye out
for me, please?
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You can't miss them.
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My father's....
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Ahh...distinguished and your mom
looks more like your sister?
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Yeah.
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I'm sorry.
I'm boring you guys.
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Gopher: Hey, no.
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We're kidding.
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They sound great.
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Two people who still hold hands
after thirty years of marriage.
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Julie: Now you sure you know
what they look like?
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Yeah.
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Bye.
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I'm Patricia selden.
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Holy cow!
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Excuse me.
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I think you should know that the
cow is sacred to the hindus.
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And reference to cows in this
context could be considered
offensive to some people.
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I...i didn't mean anything.
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It's important that we be
precise in what we say.
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Ah, so, miss selden, you're
sharing a cabin on the fiesta
deck.
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That's f one-thirty-three.
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Thank you...
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Thank you.
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Phew....what a prude.
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Somebody ought to warn her
cabin-mate.
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Well, if you want to be the
bearer of bad tidings...
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Her cabin-mate is some poor
woman named Marion atkins.
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I'm Marion atkins.
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Well, hello, Mr. Atkins.
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Yes.
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You're on the fiesta deck.
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Cabin f one-thirty-three.
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Can I get somebody to take my
luggage to my room?
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Certainly.
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Just ask any steward.
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Oh, steward....
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Ah, no, sir, that's
captain stubing.
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Oh, captain, I'm glad we've met.
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Allow me to favor you with one
of my pamphlets.
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Oh...
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"Make life the business of
living."
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Makes you stop and think,
doesn't it?
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I'm sorry, but I don't have time
to stop and think now.
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I have to sail the ship.
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Thank you, sir.
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Do you think the...The captain
would allow me to hand out some
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of my pamphlets aboard ship?
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Well...
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"Idle hands make no gloves..."
Ah, no, sir I don't think he'd
mind.
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But here, I'm sure you would
like this one back.
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No, that's all right.
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I've got two suitcases full.
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Oh...
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Ah, hey...Isn't this great.
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Big deal.
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It's a boat.
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Ah, come on.
Look at the size of it.
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So it's a big boat.
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Why do we have to go on this
old boat, anyway?
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Rosemary, dear...
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Mom....
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Okay...
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Rocky.
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Look, the team can get along
without you for one little game.
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Little game?!
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That's like calling Donny osmond
a little singer.
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Look, honey, may...Maybe it's a
good idea for the team to play
without you.
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I mean, what would happen if
they...Had to get along without
you for a long time?
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Well, why would they have to?
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I'm gonna play baseball for the
rest of my life.
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Move it or lose it!.....
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Ooh, I'm sorry.
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You okay?
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Rocky: Yeah, I'm fine, but
you're gonna kill yourself if
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you don't get a little
front-side control.
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I'm sorry.
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Are you being a pain in the
neck?
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Oh, don't worry.
He's just fine.
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Aah, thank you.
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Can you do a wheelie?
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Uh-uh.
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A cinch.
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Not bad.
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Thanks.
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Come on!...
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Well...those two are really
hitting it off.
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Normie's thirteen.
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How old is your son?
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Our son is a daughter.
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Oh, have my parents....
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We're just going out to check.
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Mom!
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Dad!...
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Daddy!
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Oh...
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Mom and dad, this is
gopher and doc.
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Hi.
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Bill: How are you?
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Julie is planning to make this
the best vacation you two have
ever had.
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Mhmm!
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Male voice: Miss McCoy to the
promenade deck, please.
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Well, if I ever get to see you.
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Well, I'm glad you're here.
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Martha: Bye.
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We'll show them to your cabin.
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Right.
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This way.
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Julie says you've been married
for thirty years.
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You sure don't look it.
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The sooner we get this
over with the better.
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You're right. I can't keep up
this charade any longer.
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Pat: Thank you for not
smoking...
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"Dear cabin-mate...
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Since I arrived first, I took
the Liberty of assigning the top
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two drawers and the left side of
the closet to myself.
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I generally bathe at six
A.M....I hope this will not
disturb you.
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Signed, your cabin-mate.
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P.s.
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Thank you for not smoking."...
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"P.p.s...or littering."
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Marion: Sorry
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here...here...
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Thank you.
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"P.p.s...or littering." Now he's
my kind of roomie.
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Rocky: I can do wheelies on a
bike.
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Normie: I can do them on
motorcycles.
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You've driven a motorcycle?
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Millions of times.
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Well, I've driven my dad's car.
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Well, I've driven a pick-up.
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Well, I've driven a...A cement
mixer.
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You have not.
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Well, I could if I wanted to.
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When do you think we should
tell her?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Certainly not now.
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She's having too much fun.
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You really think she'll react
that badly to the idea of
moving?
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She's never been out
of Denver, rod.
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Oh, I think there'll
be a tear or two.
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I'm gonna cry a few myself.
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I mean it's not easy leaving
everyone you know...
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But then kids make friends
so easily.
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Hey...you will, too.
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I already have my best friend.
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I think this booklet is just
wonderful.
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Thank you for giving it to me.
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Oh, it was my pleasure...
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Miss...
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I'm sorry, I don't know
your name.
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Miss seldon
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miss seldon.
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I'm Mr. Atkins.
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Pat: Oh, Mr. Atkins...
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You're the author.
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Well...
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I must say I'm a bit
surprised...
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Finding a man of your calling on
a cruise ship.
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Well, I always like to go where
the biggest challenge is.
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You know that last year on my
vacation I distributed four
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suitcases of these
pamphlets...In Las Vegas.
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One cannot help but admire your
commitment.
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I was thrown out of four
different gambling casinos.
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A martyr.
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I like that in a man.
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Thank you.
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Miss seldon...
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I hope you don't think I'm being
too forward, but would you like
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to go to the lounge with me and
join me in a nice,
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tall, cool...Lemonade?
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Well...why not...
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I'm here to live it up...
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Mr. Atkins, you amaze me.
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You always say the right things.
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Well, not when confronted with a
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member of the fairer
sex, darn it.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean to say darn it.
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You shouldn't have said...Sex.
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You're absolutely right.
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Please accept my apology.
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Oh, no need to apologize.
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Even the best of us can stumble.
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How true.
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Fortunately, there are people
like you around to keep us from
falling.
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If only the people at the
network could understand that...
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They sent me on this cruise...
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I'm a television censor.
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Television censor...
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What an admirable profession.
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And this cruise is your reward
for a job well done?
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Quite the contrary.
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They think I'm narrow-minded and
that I should experience more of
life...
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They're wrong, of course.
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I am an extremely
enlightened woman.
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And actually, I think of myself
as being quite hep...Or is it
hip?
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Miss seldon...?
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Uh-huh?
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Would you like to have dinner
with me tonight?
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Oh...
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I'd be delighted...But I have to
change first.
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I'll walk you to your cabin.
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Pat: Mr. Atkins....Not on our
first date.
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Of course.
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It's really nice to finally meet
you, captain.
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We've heard so many fine things
about you from Julie.
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Well, you should be very proud
of your daughter, Mrs. McCoy.
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What she does on this ship is
extremely important, and she
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does it better than anyone I've
ever sailed with.
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Well, thank you, sir.
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Well, if you hold that over my
head to get a raise, I'll deny I
ever said it.
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Yes, sir.
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Well, your daughter says you
have a thirtieth anniversary
coming up.
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So why don't we celebrate it
here on the ship...Our last
night out?
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Bill: Oh...
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Julie: Oh, a party.
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I think that's a super idea.
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See?
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I told you I had a great boss.
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If you ever hold that over my
head, I'll deny it.
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P.A. voice: Miss McCoy to the
lido deck.
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Miss McCoy to the lido deck,
please.
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Well, maybe I'll get to see you
at the party.
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Bye bye.
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Well, that's some young
lady you raised.
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My compliments...
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Is something wrong?
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Well, we have something to tell
Julie and...
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It just couldn't be said on the
phone...Or in a letter.
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Martha: This isn't exactly a
pleasure cruise.
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We came to tell her we're
getting a divorce.
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Rocky!
261
00:14:36,675 --> 00:14:38,502
Come on, honey.
262
00:14:38,591 --> 00:14:39,921
Thanks I didn't miss it.
263
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:40,429
Linda: Hi.
264
00:14:40,509 --> 00:14:41,259
Arlene: Hi there.
265
00:14:41,343 --> 00:14:41,342
Rod: Hi.
266
00:14:41,343 --> 00:14:42,091
Linda: Great dinner, huh?
267
00:14:42,175 --> 00:14:43,514
The best.
268
00:14:43,593 --> 00:14:46,840
Master Martin here was getting a
little antsy, so I decided to
move on.
269
00:14:50,803 --> 00:14:52,800
Can I be excused, mom?
270
00:14:52,886 --> 00:14:53,926
Can we go and hang out?
271
00:14:54,012 --> 00:14:55,010
Ah, sure.
272
00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:57,801
Just be kind to your fellow
passengers, please.
273
00:14:57,886 --> 00:14:59,296
She means don't bug anybody...
274
00:14:59,387 --> 00:15:00,467
Mm, normie!
275
00:15:00,555 --> 00:15:04,092
Come on.
276
00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:04,728
Sit down.
277
00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:07,222
Oh, thank you.
278
00:15:07,305 --> 00:15:10,604
Rocky's wearing her formal jeans
for this occasion.
279
00:15:10,682 --> 00:15:12,599
At our house dress is a dirty
word.
280
00:15:12,681 --> 00:15:16,229
Oh, at our place a tie is
verboten...
281
00:15:16,308 --> 00:15:19,055
Don't worry, she'll be wearing
dresses soon enough.
282
00:15:19,141 --> 00:15:23,518
If I remember correctly, it
happens at the same time you get
interested in boys.
283
00:15:25,517 --> 00:15:27,844
She's still interested in boys.
284
00:15:34,686 --> 00:15:35,275
Hi.
285
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:36,312
How's your dinner?
286
00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:36,394
Bill: Fine.
287
00:15:36,395 --> 00:15:37,902
Julie: Good.
288
00:15:37,977 --> 00:15:39,767
But I sure wish we could catch
you sitting down.
289
00:15:39,854 --> 00:15:40,184
Okay.
290
00:15:40,271 --> 00:15:42,478
I'm all yours.
291
00:15:42,562 --> 00:15:43,562
Julie....
292
00:15:43,646 --> 00:15:44,565
Oh, gopher...
293
00:15:44,646 --> 00:15:45,945
Gopher, come on and join us.
294
00:15:46,022 --> 00:15:46,562
Okay?
295
00:15:46,647 --> 00:15:47,314
Oh.
296
00:15:47,395 --> 00:15:48,055
Thank you.
297
00:15:48,146 --> 00:15:49,266
Thank you very much.
298
00:15:49,355 --> 00:15:50,765
Good evening.
299
00:15:50,857 --> 00:15:51,687
Having a nice cruise?
300
00:15:51,773 --> 00:15:51,772
Bill: Fine.
301
00:15:51,773 --> 00:15:52,192
Martha: Oh, yes. Thank you.
302
00:15:52,273 --> 00:15:53,272
Gopher: Terrific.
303
00:15:53,356 --> 00:15:56,983
Gopher, I see that miss seldon
has made a conquest.
304
00:16:02,357 --> 00:16:04,895
Mmm...who's the unlucky guy?
305
00:16:04,983 --> 00:16:06,443
The one who's handing out all
those pamphlets.
306
00:16:06,526 --> 00:16:08,943
Marion atkins.
307
00:16:09,026 --> 00:16:10,116
Marion is a guy?
308
00:16:10,193 --> 00:16:10,693
Julie: Uh-huh.
309
00:16:10,777 --> 00:16:11,776
I checked him in myself.
310
00:16:11,861 --> 00:16:13,479
Cabin f-one-thirty-three.
311
00:16:13,569 --> 00:16:15,737
Oh, boy...Somebody goofed.
312
00:16:15,819 --> 00:16:16,858
Why?
313
00:16:16,944 --> 00:16:21,232
Mr. Atkins and miss seldon are
sharing the same cabin.
314
00:16:26,905 --> 00:16:28,943
I haven't heard any complaints.
315
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,620
Well, I guess you just can't
judge a pamphlet by its cover.
316
00:16:36,490 --> 00:16:41,077
Ms. Seldon, would you allow me
to make a rather bold
suggestion?
317
00:16:41,159 --> 00:16:43,116
Why, yes, of course.
318
00:16:43,199 --> 00:16:46,117
I think that we should celebrate
this evening with something
319
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:51,906
special....like a...A
bottle of cold duck.
320
00:16:51,994 --> 00:16:53,412
Cold duck?
321
00:16:53,493 --> 00:16:55,751
But, Mr. Atkins, you never told
me that you....
322
00:16:55,827 --> 00:16:58,244
I...i don't usually...
323
00:17:00,329 --> 00:17:02,287
Let's make it half a bottle.
324
00:17:09,371 --> 00:17:11,121
Hold it...
325
00:17:11,206 --> 00:17:12,993
I smell danger, starsky.
326
00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,080
I read ya, hutch.
327
00:17:14,165 --> 00:17:16,962
If that bomb goes off it'll blow
up half the city.
328
00:17:17,039 --> 00:17:18,458
We have to defuse it.
329
00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:20,459
Well, no sense both of us
risking our lives.
330
00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:21,171
You wait here.
331
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:22,417
I'll handle this.
332
00:17:22,498 --> 00:17:25,166
Don't you play hero with me,
buddy boy.
333
00:17:25,249 --> 00:17:27,077
You know there are ghosts on
this ship...
334
00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:29,245
Ghosts of dead sailors...Eaten
by sharks.
335
00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:30,344
Cut it out.
336
00:17:30,418 --> 00:17:32,335
Ever see a sailor once a shark
gets done with him?
337
00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:33,797
It's not a pretty sight.
338
00:17:33,877 --> 00:17:36,045
His head's bit in half...His
arms are all mangled...
339
00:17:36,127 --> 00:17:36,836
Cut it out.
340
00:17:36,919 --> 00:17:39,417
And his guts are dripping
out.....
341
00:17:39,502 --> 00:17:43,089
I'm the ghost of the mangled
sailor and you've had it...
342
00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:46,088
I'm gonna take you and throw you
to the sharks...And they're
343
00:17:46,171 --> 00:17:50,048
gonna mangle you...And they're
gonna bite your head off...
344
00:18:10,217 --> 00:18:12,424
Well?
345
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,806
Julie, it's too crowded here.
346
00:18:14,884 --> 00:18:17,132
Let's go down to our cabin.
347
00:18:17,217 --> 00:18:18,506
Well, a little later. Okay?
348
00:18:18,593 --> 00:18:20,763
First I want to see you
two dance together.
349
00:18:20,845 --> 00:18:21,924
All right?
350
00:18:22,011 --> 00:18:22,970
Come on.
351
00:18:23,053 --> 00:18:24,512
Come on!
352
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:46,428
And now ladies and gentlemen,
here's a very special song for a
353
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:47,933
very special couple...
354
00:18:48,015 --> 00:18:50,095
Love is a many splendored
thing...
355
00:19:12,896 --> 00:19:13,356
Well mom...
356
00:19:13,438 --> 00:19:15,776
Dad, what's the matter?
357
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:18,562
I asked them to play your
favorite song and you walk off
the dance floor.
358
00:19:20,982 --> 00:19:26,776
Julie, dear, we have to talk to
you and...We just can't do it
here.
359
00:19:26,857 --> 00:19:29,655
Let's not drag this out
anymore...
360
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,862
Your mother and I are getting a
divorce.
361
00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,148
Wh...what?
362
00:19:38,233 --> 00:19:41,153
You're not serious?
363
00:19:41,236 --> 00:19:43,273
I'm afraid we are.
364
00:19:45,361 --> 00:19:47,818
No!
365
00:19:47,902 --> 00:19:49,492
No!!!
366
00:20:03,073 --> 00:20:08,488
Arlene...you're sure you're not
sorry we're making this move?
367
00:20:08,573 --> 00:20:10,113
Am I giving that impression?
368
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:11,869
You seem a little down tonight.
369
00:20:11,950 --> 00:20:15,867
Oh, rod...You know I...
370
00:20:15,951 --> 00:20:18,078
I'd go anywhere in the world
with you.
371
00:20:26,619 --> 00:20:27,787
Why?
372
00:20:27,868 --> 00:20:31,208
Can you just tell me why?
373
00:20:31,288 --> 00:20:38,330
Look, honey...When...When you
left home and there were no more
children in the house, for
374
00:20:38,412 --> 00:20:43,339
the first time in twenty years
your father and I were alone
together.
375
00:20:43,414 --> 00:20:47,659
We...we found out that we didn't
have as much in common as we
thought.
376
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,287
But, daddy, you love each other.
377
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:56,371
We're comfortable with each
other, but...
378
00:20:56,459 --> 00:21:02,713
Well, we...We felt that there
was something more out
there...For both of us.
379
00:21:02,793 --> 00:21:09,338
And whatever that something
is...If...If we don't find it
now, it's gonna be gone forever.
380
00:21:09,419 --> 00:21:10,999
Can you understand that?
381
00:21:11,088 --> 00:21:12,845
No!
382
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,628
No, I can't understand that.
383
00:21:14,711 --> 00:21:16,919
I'll never understand that!
384
00:21:33,549 --> 00:21:35,517
Captain: Julie...
385
00:21:35,591 --> 00:21:37,418
Well, captain, i'm...
386
00:21:37,507 --> 00:21:39,007
I'm glad I ran into you.
387
00:21:39,092 --> 00:21:42,010
I have to talk to you about that
party for my parents.
388
00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:45,510
I know...
389
00:21:45,593 --> 00:21:48,470
I know all about it...
390
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:57,805
Look, if there's anything
I can do.
391
00:21:57,886 --> 00:21:59,846
You're doing it...
392
00:22:06,098 --> 00:22:10,935
Mr. Atkins, do you think we've
had too much cold duck?
393
00:22:11,016 --> 00:22:12,933
What cold duck?
394
00:22:35,561 --> 00:22:37,229
Oh...
395
00:22:37,310 --> 00:22:38,890
Oh, my goodness...
396
00:22:40,730 --> 00:22:42,477
I think I'd better turn in.
397
00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:44,361
I think it's a wise course.
398
00:22:44,438 --> 00:22:46,646
I'm gonna take a walk...
399
00:22:46,730 --> 00:22:48,948
That's the trouble with
cold duck.
400
00:22:49,022 --> 00:22:51,022
Afterwards you have to take a
cold shower.
401
00:23:00,943 --> 00:23:03,860
I don't know how the
fonz can do it.
402
00:23:03,943 --> 00:23:05,191
Do what?
403
00:23:05,275 --> 00:23:07,862
You know...Kissing.
404
00:23:07,942 --> 00:23:09,742
The fonz does it?
405
00:23:09,819 --> 00:23:11,069
Well, he's always
talking about it.
406
00:23:11,153 --> 00:23:13,860
He must have done it.
407
00:23:13,945 --> 00:23:15,363
You ever?
408
00:23:15,444 --> 00:23:18,151
Are you weird?
409
00:23:18,236 --> 00:23:22,024
If the fonz does it, maybe it's
worth...You know...Checkin' out.
410
00:23:22,113 --> 00:23:23,152
You mean us?
411
00:23:23,238 --> 00:23:25,536
You're bananas.
412
00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:27,690
If it's awful...We can stop.
413
00:23:27,779 --> 00:23:29,819
And if not...
414
00:23:29,906 --> 00:23:32,283
What's the matter, you chicken?
415
00:23:32,364 --> 00:23:33,984
No way.
416
00:23:34,074 --> 00:23:36,860
Okay...you want to start?
417
00:23:36,948 --> 00:23:38,867
Well, what's wrong with you
starting?
418
00:23:38,949 --> 00:23:42,566
Oh, brother...
419
00:23:42,658 --> 00:23:44,078
Okay, we'll do it together.
420
00:23:44,158 --> 00:23:46,037
Count to three.
421
00:23:46,118 --> 00:23:54,531
One...two...two and a half...Two
and three quarters...
422
00:23:54,618 --> 00:23:55,788
Three!...
423
00:24:06,746 --> 00:24:09,004
It was a gross-out, wasn't it?
424
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:11,120
A super colossal gross-out...
425
00:24:13,456 --> 00:24:14,914
Well, it's getting late.
426
00:24:14,998 --> 00:24:16,747
I better go find my folks.
427
00:24:27,582 --> 00:24:32,209
And here I was telling you guys
they had the perfect marriage.
428
00:24:32,292 --> 00:24:34,341
Any chance they'll change their
minds?
429
00:24:34,419 --> 00:24:36,587
I really don't think so.
430
00:24:39,837 --> 00:24:43,334
I'm sure a lot of soul searching
went into their decision.
431
00:24:43,421 --> 00:24:46,209
Julie, sometimes a couple starts
drifting apart and the next
432
00:24:46,296 --> 00:24:49,503
thing you know...They've drifted
so far, they can't stop
433
00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:50,878
themselves.
434
00:24:50,965 --> 00:24:53,922
Julie, you can't live their
lives for them.
435
00:24:54,007 --> 00:24:57,382
You're just gonna have to go
along with whatever they want.
436
00:24:57,463 --> 00:25:00,343
And if that's a divorce...Maybe
you should just try to make
437
00:25:00,425 --> 00:25:01,873
things easier for them.
438
00:25:01,966 --> 00:25:03,385
You mean help them?
439
00:25:03,466 --> 00:25:05,674
It's a tough time for
them, Julie.
440
00:25:07,507 --> 00:25:10,257
Maybe you're right...
441
00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:13,470
Maybe I should help them...
442
00:25:13,552 --> 00:25:15,890
Yeah, thanks guys...
443
00:25:15,969 --> 00:25:18,926
You've always been there when I
needed you...
444
00:25:21,179 --> 00:25:22,336
Thanks.
445
00:25:23,512 --> 00:25:24,890
Nice goin', guys.
446
00:25:24,970 --> 00:25:26,758
We did it again.
447
00:25:26,845 --> 00:25:27,804
Did what?
448
00:25:34,431 --> 00:25:37,058
Hey, mom and dad...
449
00:25:37,139 --> 00:25:40,098
Oh, listen I'm really sorry
about the way I was earlier.
450
00:25:40,182 --> 00:25:42,190
I was angry and upset
and I'm sorry.
451
00:25:42,265 --> 00:25:45,933
If a divorce is what you two
want, then that's what you
should have.
452
00:25:49,267 --> 00:25:50,887
I knew you'd understand.
453
00:25:50,977 --> 00:25:54,433
Now, in the meantime, it's
pretty silly for the two of you
to have to share a cabin.
454
00:25:54,518 --> 00:25:56,566
So mom, you come stay with me.
455
00:25:56,643 --> 00:25:57,391
Oh, no, really...
456
00:25:57,475 --> 00:25:58,895
No, it's no imposition at all.
Really.
457
00:25:58,977 --> 00:26:02,594
I'll have a steward come get
your bags and dad, we'll see in
the morning.
458
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:03,896
Come on, mom...
459
00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:05,437
Come on.
460
00:26:59,322 --> 00:27:01,740
Hello in there!
461
00:27:01,823 --> 00:27:03,242
I...
I'm your cabin-mate...
462
00:27:03,323 --> 00:27:07,868
We...we must have missed each
other last night.
463
00:27:07,948 --> 00:27:10,658
I must have been sleeping...
464
00:27:10,743 --> 00:27:11,282
Hello?
465
00:27:11,367 --> 00:27:12,785
Can you hear me?
466
00:27:12,867 --> 00:27:14,915
I...
I'd like to introduce myself.
467
00:27:34,329 --> 00:27:35,078
Good morning.
468
00:27:35,163 --> 00:27:36,911
Oh....good morning, gopher.
469
00:27:36,996 --> 00:27:39,085
Have you seen Mr. Atkins
this morning?
470
00:27:40,457 --> 00:27:41,905
Wasn't he in the cabin with you?
471
00:27:41,998 --> 00:27:43,707
I beg your pardon.
472
00:27:43,790 --> 00:27:47,335
What kind of a person do you
think I am?...
473
00:27:47,414 --> 00:27:49,704
He must still be sleeping.
474
00:27:49,791 --> 00:27:53,918
Well, if you should see him,
will you please tell him that I
will be on the lido deck?
475
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,588
Sure...
476
00:27:56,666 --> 00:27:58,755
But if he's still sleeping...
477
00:27:58,834 --> 00:28:03,581
I mean if you two are....If he's
in....Um....
478
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,209
Good morning, mom.
479
00:28:09,295 --> 00:28:10,915
How did you sleep last night?
480
00:28:11,005 --> 00:28:12,922
Not very well.
481
00:28:13,004 --> 00:28:14,083
The first time I remember
482
00:28:14,171 --> 00:28:15,960
sleeping in a bed without
your dad.
483
00:28:16,047 --> 00:28:17,254
Oh, well, you're gonna have to
get used to that one.
484
00:28:17,336 --> 00:28:18,916
Now, come on up and at 'em.
485
00:28:19,005 --> 00:28:23,212
It's a beautiful day and I want
to take you up to meet some of
our swinging singles.
486
00:28:23,298 --> 00:28:25,256
Oh, now, Julie, don't do this.
487
00:28:25,339 --> 00:28:26,428
Well, what's holding
you back, mom.
488
00:28:26,506 --> 00:28:28,254
You're a beautiful woman.
489
00:28:28,339 --> 00:28:30,969
You gotta get out there and mix
and mingle.
490
00:28:31,051 --> 00:28:31,839
Julie, please.
491
00:28:31,924 --> 00:28:33,763
Mom, this is what I do
for a living.
492
00:28:33,842 --> 00:28:36,639
I make sure that everybody's
having a good time.
493
00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:38,595
You said you felt there
was more out there.
494
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,885
Now go on out and
grab some of it.
495
00:29:06,015 --> 00:29:07,103
Coming up on deck?
496
00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:07,890
In a while, mom.
497
00:29:07,972 --> 00:29:09,062
Okay.
498
00:29:09,974 --> 00:29:10,564
Mom?
499
00:29:10,641 --> 00:29:11,560
Hm-hm?
500
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,229
Am I weird looking?
501
00:29:13,308 --> 00:29:14,686
No way...
502
00:29:18,475 --> 00:29:22,063
And you're a heck of a lot
prettier than any pitcher in the
majors.
503
00:29:34,519 --> 00:29:38,146
"The scent of her perfume
wafted to him.
504
00:29:38,228 --> 00:29:41,936
Her diaphanous gown clung to her
in the breeze.
505
00:29:42,022 --> 00:29:45,229
Clive was overcome by her
beauty.
506
00:29:45,314 --> 00:29:51,609
He pulled her close and kissed
her...And kissed her...And
507
00:29:51,690 --> 00:29:53,399
kissed her..."
508
00:30:01,692 --> 00:30:04,659
Mom, you've wasted an entire
morning just sitting here alone.
509
00:30:04,734 --> 00:30:07,731
You've gotta get out there and
meet and greet.
510
00:30:07,817 --> 00:30:10,817
Julie, I haven't done anything
like that for years.
511
00:30:10,904 --> 00:30:13,990
Well, you've got to get rid of
your inhibitions...
512
00:30:14,070 --> 00:30:15,409
Isaac...come on...
513
00:30:15,487 --> 00:30:21,283
Isaac, my mother needs something
to...Get her off the launching
pad.
514
00:30:21,363 --> 00:30:24,280
Isaac: I have just the thing.
515
00:30:24,363 --> 00:30:27,619
I call this my bloody Arnold
Schwarzenegger.
516
00:30:29,573 --> 00:30:30,443
What's in it?
517
00:30:30,532 --> 00:30:31,531
I don't know.
518
00:30:31,615 --> 00:30:34,452
But I do know that it's stronger
than a bloody Mary.
519
00:30:38,032 --> 00:30:38,792
Go ahead, mom.
520
00:30:38,866 --> 00:30:40,156
Drink it.
521
00:30:40,242 --> 00:30:45,457
Ahaaa....this must be the single
lady you've been telling me
about.
522
00:30:45,534 --> 00:30:46,453
You weren't kidding.
523
00:30:46,534 --> 00:30:47,782
She is a knockout.
524
00:30:50,828 --> 00:30:51,696
Martha...
525
00:30:51,786 --> 00:30:52,285
Joel...
526
00:30:52,368 --> 00:30:52,578
Joel...
527
00:30:52,660 --> 00:30:53,620
Martha.
528
00:30:53,703 --> 00:30:54,282
How do you do?
529
00:30:54,369 --> 00:30:56,576
Two's company, three's a drag.
530
00:31:00,497 --> 00:31:03,404
Honey, do I have plans for us...
531
00:31:03,497 --> 00:31:09,952
A couple of drinks...A stroll
around the deck and then...We're
not kids anymore...
532
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:11,748
My cabin or yours?
533
00:31:17,539 --> 00:31:18,999
Hi.
534
00:31:19,083 --> 00:31:20,293
Boy, are you in luck.
535
00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:23,002
Those three ladies
are free as birds...
536
00:31:23,084 --> 00:31:23,923
Come on.
537
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,288
Ladies, I'd like you
all to meet bill.
538
00:31:26,375 --> 00:31:26,374
All: Oh, hello...
539
00:31:26,375 --> 00:31:27,283
Bill: Hello.
540
00:31:27,374 --> 00:31:29,244
And may the best woman win.
541
00:31:29,335 --> 00:31:32,292
Well, bill...Are you
travelling alone?
542
00:31:32,376 --> 00:31:36,293
No...well, yes...Yes in a way.
543
00:31:36,377 --> 00:31:38,915
You see bill's almost single.
544
00:31:39,003 --> 00:31:46,297
Louise: Oh...Oh, well, the
doctors says there's a lot of
that going around.
545
00:31:46,379 --> 00:31:50,957
I got divorced myself last
year...For the third time....
546
00:31:51,048 --> 00:31:54,504
Ah well, easy come...Easy go.
547
00:32:02,674 --> 00:32:03,474
Hey, mom!
548
00:32:03,550 --> 00:32:05,428
You want to see a
terrific card trick?
549
00:32:05,509 --> 00:32:06,797
You won't even see me put the
aces up my sleeve.
550
00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:07,502
I hope not.
551
00:32:07,591 --> 00:32:09,841
You don't have a shirt on....
552
00:32:09,927 --> 00:32:10,807
Where's rocky?
553
00:32:10,886 --> 00:32:12,803
I don't know.
I haven't seen her all day.
554
00:32:12,885 --> 00:32:13,675
Arlene.....
555
00:32:13,761 --> 00:32:15,089
Hm?...
556
00:32:22,553 --> 00:32:23,383
Darling, don't stare.
557
00:32:23,471 --> 00:32:25,469
You'll just make her feel
self-conscious.
558
00:32:27,428 --> 00:32:29,758
Honey, you look beautiful.
559
00:32:29,847 --> 00:32:30,177
I do?
560
00:32:30,264 --> 00:32:32,271
Oh, you sure do.
561
00:32:32,347 --> 00:32:34,595
What's that stink?
562
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:37,757
I dunno.
563
00:32:37,847 --> 00:32:39,467
It's you.
564
00:32:39,557 --> 00:32:41,635
I happen to be wearing perfume.
565
00:32:41,724 --> 00:32:42,983
What'd you do?
Dump a gallon on yourself?
566
00:32:43,058 --> 00:32:44,806
Normie, that's really rude.
567
00:32:44,891 --> 00:32:47,308
Why don't you and rocky go on
and play?
568
00:32:47,390 --> 00:32:48,300
Normie: Okay.
569
00:32:48,391 --> 00:32:49,601
Wanna go swimming?
570
00:32:49,684 --> 00:32:52,641
Probably stink up
the whole pool.
571
00:32:52,726 --> 00:32:54,974
I better not.
I might get my hair wet.
572
00:32:55,060 --> 00:32:55,939
So what?
573
00:32:56,018 --> 00:32:59,106
Well, it took a long time to get
it this way.
574
00:32:59,186 --> 00:33:00,816
Normie: Swimming's not gonna
hurt that hair.
575
00:33:00,896 --> 00:33:02,313
Normie!
576
00:33:02,394 --> 00:33:04,143
Okay.
577
00:33:04,229 --> 00:33:06,936
You don't want to swim, you want
to go skateboarding?
578
00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:08,269
Not in this dress.
579
00:33:08,354 --> 00:33:09,974
It's too diaphanous.
580
00:33:10,064 --> 00:33:13,980
Well, how about a race?
I'll beat you to the bow...
581
00:33:14,064 --> 00:33:15,982
Not in these shoes.
582
00:33:16,064 --> 00:33:17,312
That's right.
583
00:33:17,396 --> 00:33:18,686
Well, take the dumb shoes off.
584
00:33:18,773 --> 00:33:21,821
They go with the dress.
585
00:33:21,899 --> 00:33:23,278
Rocky, what happened to you?
586
00:33:23,358 --> 00:33:25,356
You used to be fun.
587
00:33:25,441 --> 00:33:26,599
Now you're a drag.
588
00:33:26,690 --> 00:33:28,979
A great big smelly drag.
589
00:33:29,067 --> 00:33:31,356
All right, normie, I want you to
apologize right this minute.
590
00:33:40,362 --> 00:33:41,071
Arlene: Honey, I...
591
00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:42,941
I think I'd better
handle this one.
592
00:33:51,197 --> 00:33:54,324
They sure don't leave much to
the imagination do they?
593
00:33:54,404 --> 00:33:57,121
Well, of course, if you wore a
bikini, I'm sure that your
594
00:33:57,196 --> 00:34:00,486
natural purity would shine
through despite your nakedness.
595
00:34:00,574 --> 00:34:01,822
Oh, I'm sorry.
596
00:34:01,907 --> 00:34:03,326
I didn't mean to say naked...
597
00:34:03,407 --> 00:34:04,405
Ah look, I said it again.
598
00:34:04,490 --> 00:34:05,660
Oh, that's all right.
599
00:34:05,741 --> 00:34:10,118
My prurient interest was not
aroused...
600
00:34:10,201 --> 00:34:14,327
Do you really think I'd look
good in a bikini?
601
00:34:14,408 --> 00:34:17,875
Frankly, I think you'd look good
in anything.
602
00:34:17,951 --> 00:34:22,658
Ms. Seldon, last night...
On the deck...
603
00:34:22,744 --> 00:34:26,201
I came very near to kissing you.
604
00:34:26,286 --> 00:34:28,954
I have a confession to make.
605
00:34:29,037 --> 00:34:31,705
I wouldn't have minded
if you had.
606
00:34:36,913 --> 00:34:38,872
We must be strong.
607
00:34:38,956 --> 00:34:40,586
I'll need your help.
608
00:34:52,416 --> 00:34:58,331
Oh, rocky...You poor kid.
609
00:34:58,417 --> 00:35:00,127
Being a girl is such a pain.
610
00:35:02,252 --> 00:35:05,330
Well, normie didn't mean to say
those things.
611
00:35:05,420 --> 00:35:10,667
He...he just expected his old
buddy....Not a glamorous young
woman.
612
00:35:10,755 --> 00:35:13,712
I'm not glamorous.
613
00:35:13,796 --> 00:35:16,424
I look like a freak...
614
00:35:16,504 --> 00:35:19,673
Boy, I can't win...
615
00:35:19,756 --> 00:35:24,671
If I do the things I like to do,
everybody yells at me to dress
like a girl.
616
00:35:24,756 --> 00:35:27,833
And when I dress like a girl,
I'm an object of ridicule.
617
00:35:27,923 --> 00:35:29,253
Oh...
618
00:35:34,383 --> 00:35:38,800
We're really proud of you,
rocky...And the things you do so
well.
619
00:35:38,884 --> 00:35:42,881
But sometimes we just forget to
tell you...
620
00:35:42,969 --> 00:35:46,765
And we think you're beautiful,
too...
621
00:35:46,844 --> 00:35:51,312
That's why we try to dress you
up and put you on display.
622
00:35:51,388 --> 00:35:56,472
But what you've got, rocky...The
important qualities...
623
00:35:56,554 --> 00:35:59,553
You don't depend on what you
look like...
624
00:35:59,639 --> 00:36:08,181
Now you be yourself...Say what
you think...And learn to be good
at the things you like...
625
00:36:08,265 --> 00:36:09,855
Don't ever change, honey...
626
00:36:11,933 --> 00:36:17,807
No matter who tries...Including
your mother and father.
627
00:36:17,891 --> 00:36:20,011
Thanks, mom...
628
00:36:22,810 --> 00:36:24,978
But I didn't put the dress on
for you.
629
00:36:25,060 --> 00:36:27,227
You didn't?
630
00:36:27,309 --> 00:36:30,399
I...i put it on for normie.
631
00:36:32,937 --> 00:36:34,815
Oh....
632
00:36:40,231 --> 00:36:42,688
Honey, there's a young man
outside to see you.
633
00:36:42,772 --> 00:36:42,771
There is?
634
00:36:42,772 --> 00:36:45,560
Yeah.
635
00:36:45,648 --> 00:36:46,397
Okay...
636
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:50,189
Wait a minute....
637
00:36:50,275 --> 00:36:51,863
Burn this.
638
00:36:57,732 --> 00:36:58,982
Rock...
639
00:36:59,067 --> 00:37:00,447
Hi.
640
00:37:04,985 --> 00:37:07,192
You know in El Paso I play for
the bluebirds.
641
00:37:07,276 --> 00:37:09,026
And our pitcher he stinks.
642
00:37:09,111 --> 00:37:10,651
So what?
643
00:37:10,736 --> 00:37:14,862
So your dad tells me you have a
great curve ball...Which our
team could really use.
644
00:37:14,945 --> 00:37:16,114
You're brilliant, normie.
645
00:37:16,195 --> 00:37:22,021
What am I supposed to do, drop
in from Denver once a week?
646
00:37:22,113 --> 00:37:24,401
Your dad told me
you're gonna move.
647
00:37:24,488 --> 00:37:25,857
What?!
648
00:37:25,947 --> 00:37:28,025
You never told me that.
649
00:37:28,114 --> 00:37:31,532
Well, we were going to tell you
this week while we were on the
cruise.
650
00:37:31,615 --> 00:37:33,194
Well, I'm not moving.
651
00:37:33,283 --> 00:37:36,699
Not to some dumb old town where
everybody's probably a gorp and
I don't know anybody.
652
00:37:36,782 --> 00:37:38,031
El Paso's not dumb.
653
00:37:38,116 --> 00:37:39,206
How do you know?
654
00:37:39,284 --> 00:37:41,033
I happen to live there, stupid.
655
00:37:41,118 --> 00:37:42,236
Oh.
656
00:37:42,325 --> 00:37:43,365
You do?
657
00:37:43,451 --> 00:37:43,870
That's right.
658
00:37:43,951 --> 00:37:44,700
And it's not dumb.
659
00:37:44,784 --> 00:37:45,703
It's neat.
660
00:37:45,784 --> 00:37:47,532
And you'll be living two blocks
away from us.
661
00:37:47,617 --> 00:37:48,997
Oh!...
662
00:37:50,287 --> 00:37:51,495
Do they have a skateboard park?
663
00:37:51,578 --> 00:37:52,537
Uh-uh.
664
00:37:52,619 --> 00:37:53,369
Oh well...
665
00:37:53,453 --> 00:37:54,202
But they're building one
next spring.
666
00:37:54,287 --> 00:37:55,995
And they'll have three expert
runs.
667
00:37:56,078 --> 00:37:57,246
Wow!
668
00:37:57,327 --> 00:37:59,207
And we have slalom competitions
at the parking lot after school.
669
00:37:59,288 --> 00:38:00,538
That's great.
670
00:38:00,622 --> 00:38:03,239
School's all right, but you
gotta be careful for Mr.
snelgrove.
671
00:38:03,330 --> 00:38:06,996
If you don't do your homework,
he makes a jerk out of you in
front of the whole school...
672
00:38:07,079 --> 00:38:07,999
We call him sniffy.
673
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:09,040
Sniffy snelgrove.
674
00:38:09,123 --> 00:38:11,202
'Cause he's always making these
sniffling noises.
675
00:38:11,291 --> 00:38:12,339
He goes like this...
676
00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:15,413
"Class...would you please....."
677
00:38:17,915 --> 00:38:21,703
Mom, when will we be moving?
678
00:38:21,792 --> 00:38:23,131
Not for three months, dear.
679
00:38:23,209 --> 00:38:24,707
Oh.
680
00:38:24,792 --> 00:38:25,751
Well...you can't have
everything.
681
00:38:25,834 --> 00:38:27,832
Normie, wait for me.
682
00:38:49,464 --> 00:38:51,043
Pat: Is something bothering you?
683
00:38:51,132 --> 00:38:52,670
Yes.
684
00:38:52,756 --> 00:38:54,924
Holding you like this.
685
00:38:55,007 --> 00:38:57,005
It's fun.
686
00:38:57,089 --> 00:39:00,089
Must fun always be wrong?
687
00:39:00,176 --> 00:39:03,882
Well...maybe not with you...
688
00:39:03,967 --> 00:39:06,674
Ms. Seldon, last night I had an
opportunity
689
00:39:06,758 --> 00:39:08,087
to kiss you and I
didn't take it.
690
00:39:08,176 --> 00:39:12,213
And then this afternoon, I had
another opportunity and I didn't
take it.
691
00:39:12,302 --> 00:39:15,839
Sometimes opportunity knocks
three times...
692
00:39:24,180 --> 00:39:25,429
Shall we go to your cabin?
693
00:39:25,513 --> 00:39:26,881
I have a roommate.
694
00:39:26,971 --> 00:39:28,380
How 'bout your cabin?
695
00:39:28,471 --> 00:39:30,051
I have a roommate, too.
696
00:39:30,140 --> 00:39:31,758
Oh, shucks.
697
00:39:31,848 --> 00:39:35,924
Mr. Atkins...Do you realize what
we're saying?
698
00:39:36,015 --> 00:39:37,553
I...i am totally to blame.
699
00:39:37,639 --> 00:39:39,689
No, no, I led you astray.
700
00:39:39,766 --> 00:39:41,854
No, I went
willingly...Willingly.
701
00:39:41,933 --> 00:39:45,220
How strong the mind, how weak
the flesh.
702
00:39:45,309 --> 00:39:47,017
We must never see
each other again.
703
00:39:48,434 --> 00:39:50,514
Thank you.
704
00:39:50,602 --> 00:39:52,350
Thank you for your strength.
705
00:39:56,685 --> 00:39:58,734
It was nice knowing
you, Mr. Atkins.
706
00:40:01,312 --> 00:40:02,521
Bye, miss seldon.
707
00:40:03,687 --> 00:40:07,233
Miss seldon...You all right?
708
00:40:07,312 --> 00:40:10,062
To tell you the truth, no.
709
00:40:10,148 --> 00:40:12,225
I think I'm getting a
little cold.
710
00:40:12,314 --> 00:40:15,392
Well, you looked just fine on
the dance floor.
711
00:40:15,481 --> 00:40:17,528
That was before the music
stopped.
712
00:40:17,606 --> 00:40:20,356
Oh, the band'll be back in a
couple of minutes.
713
00:40:20,442 --> 00:40:23,568
Only Mr. Atkins can bring
back the music.
714
00:40:23,649 --> 00:40:30,405
Ah, now I think I can complete
my diagnosis.
715
00:40:30,485 --> 00:40:32,112
You're love sick.
716
00:40:32,193 --> 00:40:34,571
What do you prescribe?
717
00:40:34,651 --> 00:40:38,318
Well, I usually prescribe an
ocean voyage.
718
00:41:02,449 --> 00:41:05,157
Mom, why did you turn down that
nice Joel Kirby?
719
00:41:05,241 --> 00:41:07,618
I thought I had a great match
going between you two.
720
00:41:07,699 --> 00:41:09,779
I just don't feel like dancing.
721
00:41:09,868 --> 00:41:11,576
Oh, you mean with him.
722
00:41:11,659 --> 00:41:12,988
Well, who would you like to
dance with?
723
00:41:13,076 --> 00:41:16,942
You name any man in the room,
and I'll get him over here for
you...
724
00:41:21,286 --> 00:41:23,245
Mom, I thought you had this all
figured out.
725
00:41:23,329 --> 00:41:25,906
This is what being single
is all about...
726
00:41:27,369 --> 00:41:29,869
Well, isn't it what you'd
expected?
727
00:41:29,955 --> 00:41:32,742
I guess I didn't know
what to expect.
728
00:41:32,830 --> 00:41:35,408
I just wanted some freedom.
729
00:41:35,497 --> 00:41:36,206
Freedom?
730
00:41:36,288 --> 00:41:37,537
Freedom to do what?
731
00:41:37,622 --> 00:41:38,712
I don't know, Julie.
732
00:41:38,789 --> 00:41:39,919
I don't know.
733
00:41:39,999 --> 00:41:40,918
Excuse me.
734
00:41:40,999 --> 00:41:42,207
Would you like to dance?
735
00:41:42,290 --> 00:41:43,420
Yes, I'd love to.
736
00:42:04,377 --> 00:42:09,214
Well, Billy baby, are you going
to call me when you're a free
man?
737
00:42:17,671 --> 00:42:19,881
I'm not sure I want to
be a free man.
738
00:42:40,178 --> 00:42:41,886
How are you doing?
739
00:42:41,969 --> 00:42:43,637
Terrible.
740
00:42:43,719 --> 00:42:45,258
How 'bout you?
741
00:42:45,345 --> 00:42:47,762
Worse...
742
00:42:47,844 --> 00:42:50,264
This being single is
too much like work.
743
00:42:50,347 --> 00:42:51,765
It sure is.
744
00:42:54,055 --> 00:42:57,591
You know, I've been
thinking...Maybe the effort
745
00:42:57,679 --> 00:43:00,309
would be better spent on a
relationship that's already
746
00:43:00,390 --> 00:43:03,017
lasted almost thirty years...
747
00:43:07,890 --> 00:43:10,939
That's my round about way of
saying...
748
00:43:11,017 --> 00:43:14,263
I love you.
749
00:43:14,350 --> 00:43:16,968
Bill, you can say it
anyway you want.
750
00:43:32,229 --> 00:43:33,938
You know something?
751
00:43:34,021 --> 00:43:36,109
You're great.
752
00:43:36,188 --> 00:43:38,396
And I'll never deny I said it.
753
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,439
Thank you.
754
00:44:07,443 --> 00:44:08,073
Oh...
755
00:44:08,152 --> 00:44:08,822
Oh...
756
00:44:08,903 --> 00:44:09,783
Mr. Atkins!
757
00:44:09,862 --> 00:44:10,202
Oooh...
758
00:44:10,279 --> 00:44:12,446
Miss seldon.
759
00:44:12,528 --> 00:44:14,656
Mr. Atkins, what is the
meaning of this?
760
00:44:14,737 --> 00:44:17,194
Miss seldon, I thought that we
agreed to resist temptation.
761
00:44:17,278 --> 00:44:20,447
Mr. Atkins, I think you should
go back to your own cabin.
762
00:44:20,530 --> 00:44:23,118
Miss seldon...It's just that I
am in my own cabin.
763
00:44:23,198 --> 00:44:23,907
Don't be silly.
764
00:44:23,989 --> 00:44:25,118
This is my cabin.
765
00:44:25,198 --> 00:44:25,947
Oh, no.
766
00:44:26,031 --> 00:44:27,609
Look, miss seldon, here
is my key...
767
00:44:27,697 --> 00:44:29,117
Here's your key...Look see...
768
00:44:29,199 --> 00:44:34,075
Pat/marion:
F-one-three--three.....
769
00:44:34,158 --> 00:44:36,235
They made a mistake.
770
00:44:36,324 --> 00:44:38,573
We've been roommates
all this time.
771
00:44:38,659 --> 00:44:40,498
Oh, what must people think?
772
00:44:40,576 --> 00:44:41,785
Well, they probably think
we're....
773
00:44:41,868 --> 00:44:44,126
But we're not.
774
00:44:44,201 --> 00:44:45,121
We could.
775
00:44:45,202 --> 00:44:46,121
What?
776
00:44:46,201 --> 00:44:47,450
We could.
777
00:44:47,534 --> 00:44:49,784
Miss seldon...
778
00:44:49,870 --> 00:44:54,835
Miss seldon...
Will you marry me?
779
00:44:54,912 --> 00:44:56,950
Oh,
yes...yes...yes...yes...yes...
780
00:44:57,036 --> 00:44:58,656
Oh!
781
00:44:58,746 --> 00:45:02,703
As soon...As soon as we
dock...We'll find a justice of
the peace.
782
00:45:02,789 --> 00:45:05,586
Oh...oh, but what about tonight?
783
00:45:05,664 --> 00:45:06,833
Tonight?
784
00:45:06,914 --> 00:45:08,413
Tonight?...
785
00:45:08,498 --> 00:45:10,407
Tonight?!...
786
00:45:13,041 --> 00:45:14,459
We better wait.
787
00:45:14,540 --> 00:45:16,957
Yes...yes, let's.
788
00:45:21,376 --> 00:45:22,795
Marion/pat: Let's not.
789
00:45:24,209 --> 00:45:26,417
Pat: Holy cow!!
790
00:45:26,501 --> 00:45:27,460
Marion: What?
791
00:45:27,542 --> 00:45:29,212
Holy cow!!
792
00:45:34,211 --> 00:45:36,839
Announcer:
"The love boat" will contiue
in a moment.
793
00:45:48,714 --> 00:45:51,262
Well, I guess we better round up
the munchkins, or we'll never
make that plane.
794
00:45:51,340 --> 00:45:52,759
Right...
795
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:54,009
I'll write you every day.
796
00:45:54,091 --> 00:45:55,459
I'll write twice a day.
797
00:45:55,548 --> 00:45:57,096
Don't go crazy...
798
00:45:57,173 --> 00:45:58,763
Listen, at school we
have this dance.
799
00:45:58,841 --> 00:45:59,841
You want to go?
800
00:45:59,926 --> 00:46:01,844
Sure. I guess.
801
00:46:01,926 --> 00:46:03,255
They make you wear a dress.
802
00:46:03,342 --> 00:46:05,101
Yeah.
803
00:46:05,176 --> 00:46:06,963
Wear that...Diaphanous one.
804
00:46:07,050 --> 00:46:08,010
Okay?
805
00:46:08,093 --> 00:46:09,553
Okay.
806
00:46:09,636 --> 00:46:10,805
Linda: Norman, it's time to go.
807
00:46:10,886 --> 00:46:11,845
Okay?
808
00:46:11,928 --> 00:46:12,637
Goodbye, honey.
809
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:13,838
Bye bye.
810
00:46:15,594 --> 00:46:16,633
Well, bye.
811
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:17,888
Bye.
812
00:46:19,179 --> 00:46:20,638
It keeps getting less
and less yucky.
813
00:46:20,721 --> 00:46:21,800
I know.
814
00:46:25,222 --> 00:46:26,760
Shall we go home, rocky?
815
00:46:26,846 --> 00:46:28,215
I guess so.
816
00:46:56,727 --> 00:47:00,026
Mr. Atkins, wasn't it you who
wrote...
817
00:47:00,105 --> 00:47:04,151
"Public kissing is a public
nuisance?"
818
00:47:04,229 --> 00:47:08,026
What the heck ever made you
write a thing like that?
819
00:47:20,275 --> 00:47:23,982
I can't speak for your mother,
but I knew what you were up to
all along, you sneaky kid.
820
00:47:24,067 --> 00:47:25,655
Well, that's me.
821
00:47:25,733 --> 00:47:29,401
I guess, we both were hoping
you'd do something to stop us.
822
00:47:29,485 --> 00:47:30,814
Well, now wait.
823
00:47:30,902 --> 00:47:32,950
You two didn't get back together
because of me.
824
00:47:33,027 --> 00:47:34,985
Oh, no...
825
00:47:35,069 --> 00:47:42,953
We both just wanted some romance
in our lives...And we found it
here...Together.
826
00:47:43,029 --> 00:47:45,866
You know your dad is still a
pretty exciting man.
827
00:47:47,570 --> 00:47:49,320
So long, Billy boy...
828
00:47:49,406 --> 00:47:51,993
Well, maybe next time.
829
00:47:54,739 --> 00:47:55,488
See?
830
00:47:55,573 --> 00:47:58,611
I'm not the only
one who thinks so.
831
00:47:58,699 --> 00:47:59,829
Bye bye, mom...
832
00:47:59,908 --> 00:48:01,746
And thank you...
833
00:48:03,242 --> 00:48:05,199
Daddy...thank you.
834
00:48:05,283 --> 00:48:06,912
Thanks for everything, kiddo.
835
00:48:15,910 --> 00:48:17,328
How 'bout that.
836
00:48:17,410 --> 00:48:20,120
Still holding hands after
thirty years.
837
00:48:20,203 --> 00:48:22,001
Thank you, sir.
838
00:48:22,078 --> 00:48:23,917
Welcome.
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