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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch any video online with Open-SUBTITLES Free Browser extension: osdb.link/ext 2 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,710 What is the meaning of this check? Do you want me to cheat? -No... 3 00:02:33,730 --> 00:02:41,510 I'm just the middleman. - Are you trying to take advantage of me so you can get ahead when I fall. 4 00:02:41,790 --> 00:02:46,870 Look at this! I'm the one and only Golden Leg! 5 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,880 You can only dream about that. 6 00:02:48,890 --> 00:02:53,130 No...I don't. I just want some kickback. Please don't tell anyone. 7 00:02:53,270 --> 00:02:55,290 You're trash! 8 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:58,300 I'm sorry. I'll see you later. 9 00:03:21,370 --> 00:03:28,460 Golden Leg! Golden Leg... 10 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:33,870 Golden Leg... 11 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:41,290 Golden Leg... 12 00:04:31,690 --> 00:04:34,015 Hung, you've been a star player for twenty years, 13 00:04:34,050 --> 00:04:36,710 ever since Fung missed the penalty kick and lost his Golden Leg, 14 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:40,370 You've never had any rivals. Now that... - Oh no! Don't talk about such things! 15 00:04:40,460 --> 00:04:44,480 Hung, your Evil Team has won the Gold for 5 years running. What's your secret? 16 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:47,240 Secret? The secret is having a great soccer coach. 17 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:49,180 So, are you confident of winning Gold again? 18 00:04:49,210 --> 00:04:52,810 Are you a new reporter? I don't think you should ask this kind of question. 19 00:04:53,930 --> 00:04:55,930 Excuse me... 20 00:04:56,950 --> 00:04:58,570 Good morning, Hung! 21 00:05:00,990 --> 00:05:02,140 Golden Leg! 22 00:05:02,170 --> 00:05:05,590 Good morning, Hung! 23 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:07,390 Good morning! 24 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:10,030 Hung, your shoe is dirty. 25 00:05:10,070 --> 00:05:13,450 I'll help you clean it up. -It's fine. I can manage. 26 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:22,830 Hung, I'll take your car over. 27 00:05:22,850 --> 00:05:26,150 Hung, you promised to offer a coaching job to me. 28 00:05:26,290 --> 00:05:28,250 I'm ready. 29 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:31,690 I'm confident I can train a team as good as the Evil Team. 30 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,630 Do you think you still can be a coach? Forget it. 31 00:05:34,940 --> 00:05:37,820 But you said... -Get real. 32 00:05:38,190 --> 00:05:43,270 Don't you see? You're a cripple now. 33 00:05:44,390 --> 00:05:47,270 Do you think you still can depend on that tattoo? 34 00:05:47,350 --> 00:05:51,640 Hung, I've served you for 20 years. How can you say such things. 35 00:05:51,790 --> 00:05:55,080 Today, I'm not in the mood. Things change. 36 00:05:55,140 --> 00:05:56,950 You looked great when you were young. 37 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:59,510 You see, you're just like my dog now. 38 00:06:00,390 --> 00:06:03,820 Forget it. Got lost. I've already taken care of you for 20 years now. 39 00:06:04,090 --> 00:06:06,810 You know, you've cost me a lot of money. 40 00:06:06,845 --> 00:06:10,170 Hung! you're too vain! 41 00:06:10,710 --> 00:06:15,150 If you hadn't given me that kick-back check 20 years ago... 42 00:06:15,370 --> 00:06:17,500 I wouldn't be crippled now. 43 00:06:17,570 --> 00:06:19,940 What? Getting angry? Yell louder! 44 00:06:20,010 --> 00:06:21,760 Hey! You guys hear that? 45 00:06:21,810 --> 00:06:24,660 Thousands of reporters outside. Should I invite them in? 46 00:06:26,020 --> 00:06:29,550 You know... I keep you here to keep you quiet. 47 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,550 Would anyone believe a crippled beggar like you? 48 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,540 You! -Don't be angry. 49 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:37,440 If you want to blame anyone, blame yourself. 50 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,650 Blame your own greediness. 51 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:41,320 Forget it. 52 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:46,160 I'll tell you another thing. 53 00:06:46,200 --> 00:06:50,070 I was the one that arranged the accident to your leg. 54 00:07:23,340 --> 00:07:24,900 Damn it! 55 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:41,700 That's no way to kick a ball. 56 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:58,470 Pardon? 57 00:08:01,370 --> 00:08:05,770 I said that's no way to kick a ball. 58 00:08:08,810 --> 00:08:11,640 So what's your opinion? 59 00:08:11,830 --> 00:08:16,020 There has to be a fusion of the strength from the waist to the foot. 60 00:08:17,470 --> 00:08:20,150 What's that-"from the waist to the foot"? 61 00:08:35,060 --> 00:08:42,600 Yes, from the waist to the foot. My idol Bruce Lee has already spoken on the subject. 62 00:08:42,620 --> 00:08:46,640 If you want to learn more, you can take two kung fu lessons from me. 63 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:51,850 Learn kung fu from you? You just look like a cleaner. 64 00:08:52,540 --> 00:08:54,550 Cleaner is just my job. 65 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,570 My real identity is a postgraduate student. 66 00:08:57,580 --> 00:08:59,290 Postgraduate student? 67 00:08:59,430 --> 00:09:04,520 Studying how to effectively develop Shaolin Kung Fu. 68 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:07,450 Here's my Business Card. 69 00:09:08,980 --> 00:09:13,810 Shaolin Orthodox School Mighty Stal Leg. 70 00:09:13,950 --> 00:09:16,200 Look! It's really strong. 71 00:09:17,280 --> 00:09:20,425 Fighting is not my style. 72 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:23,490 I'm an well-educated man. -You're wrong. 73 00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:29,000 Do you see that girl? 74 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:33,180 I know she's sexy, so what? 75 00:09:33,190 --> 00:09:35,160 But I'm an educated... -No, no, no, no. 76 00:09:35,180 --> 00:09:38,030 Watch it...watch it... watch it... watch it...watch it... 77 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:53,880 If she had learned Shaolin Kung Fu, Weight Vest, 78 00:09:53,910 --> 00:09:56,940 she would not have fallen like that. You see! 79 00:10:04,780 --> 00:10:07,280 So Shaolin Kung Fu is great! 80 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:11,160 Hey! Do you want to learn kung fu? 81 00:10:11,170 --> 00:10:13,000 You're crazy! 82 00:10:14,810 --> 00:10:17,005 Look at the woman over there. 83 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:19,600 If she had studied Shaolin Fung Fu, Iron Hand, 84 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,810 parking would be much easier. 85 00:10:25,850 --> 00:10:29,050 So kung fu is wonderful! 86 00:10:29,190 --> 00:10:32,990 Excuse me! Do you want to learn... - Okay... Get lost you! 87 00:10:34,970 --> 00:10:38,190 You should share the money with me. - Don't ruin our new friendship! 88 00:10:38,230 --> 00:10:41,220 Look at that! -What's wrong? 89 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:44,830 You've already spent a whole year to trim the tree. You're fired. Get away! 90 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,300 I'm sorry... -Get away! 91 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:50,300 If he had studied Shaolin kung fu, Nine Fence of the Recluse, 92 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,110 he would not be in trouble! 93 00:10:54,110 --> 00:10:57,000 I think Nine Fence of the Recluse came from Hua Shan. 94 00:10:57,410 --> 00:11:00,530 Don't you know all kung fu styles originated from Shaolin? 95 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:23,470 Kung fu is absolutely good for different ages. 96 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:26,140 Brutality is just the wrong impression of kung fu. 97 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:28,110 Kung fu is an art, 98 00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:30,140 One kind of indomitable spirit. 99 00:11:30,180 --> 00:11:34,250 I'm looking for a good way to package Shaolin Kung Fu... 100 00:11:34,310 --> 00:11:38,490 to let people understand its true meaning. 101 00:11:38,525 --> 00:11:39,600 Enough, already! 102 00:11:39,620 --> 00:11:41,080 I've not finished yet. 103 00:11:41,130 --> 00:11:42,590 Almost finished. 104 00:11:42,610 --> 00:11:45,670 I still have some appointments with my clients. We're done. 105 00:11:45,710 --> 00:11:49,430 Please seize your opportunity! The lame can also learn kung fu. 106 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,800 What are you talking about? Who's the lame? 107 00:11:52,940 --> 00:11:55,170 You're not qualified to talk soccer with me. 108 00:11:55,205 --> 00:11:56,030 I'm sorry! 109 00:11:56,050 --> 00:12:00,300 Yes, I'm lame, but it's none of your business. 110 00:12:00,335 --> 00:12:01,610 The lame? 111 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:04,350 Bullshit! 112 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:15,490 What...what? 113 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:16,970 You scaring me? 114 00:12:16,990 --> 00:12:20,400 Do you still want the garbage? If you don't, I'll call the other one. 115 00:12:20,460 --> 00:12:22,650 I'm coming over. -Hurry up! 116 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,680 Get out of here... 117 00:13:20,860 --> 00:13:23,080 Excuse me! Would you help me put it over there? 118 00:13:23,115 --> 00:13:24,750 No problem! 119 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,480 Your leg is so great! 120 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:38,545 Twenty cents! -Oh, no! Just twenty cents? 121 00:13:38,580 --> 00:13:42,400 There are some cups and plates inside. Would you give me ten more cents? -No more! 122 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,640 Wah, move it over there. 123 00:15:08,530 --> 00:15:11,400 Mui, please give me ten steamed breads! 124 00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:48,800 Using Tai Chi kung fu to make steamed bread is a startling idea. 125 00:15:49,130 --> 00:15:54,400 The steamed bread looks sweet and tasty. 126 00:15:54,570 --> 00:16:01,280 I'm so impressed by her strong arms. 127 00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:08,290 You... What are you doing? 128 00:16:08,410 --> 00:16:13,820 Singing is the proper way for me to express my true feelings of esteem. 129 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:17,730 Wow! So beautiful! 130 00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:22,710 I'm not beautiful. Don't laugh at me! 131 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,420 You see! The steamed bread is so great! 132 00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:31,090 Tastes wonderful! 133 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,070 Your Tai Chi kung fu, Shifting Bodies and Transposing Shadows... 134 00:16:34,090 --> 00:16:38,050 It's a firm but gentle kung fu, Shove a Thousand Cattle with Four Tales. 135 00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:39,460 Well! 136 00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:43,100 That's why the steamed bread is so tender and firm. 137 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:47,190 Fifty cents each. Two steamed breads is one dollar. 138 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,160 So expensive. -Really. 139 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,660 Even though it's so expensive, it's worth it. 140 00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:55,140 I just have fifty cents right now. 141 00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:57,600 May I pay you in 2 days? -OK. 142 00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:01,140 Well! You're a typical kung fu master, speaking with grace and ease. 143 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,150 You know, we are both Shaolin masters. 144 00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:05,390 Would you give me a face-saving permission? -Yes. 145 00:17:05,530 --> 00:17:06,780 Okay! 146 00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:14,590 These valuable sneakers originally cost 2 dollars. Now, I'll let you have them cheap. 147 00:17:14,890 --> 00:17:16,050 One dollar fifty cents, and I'll take one steamed bread more. 148 00:17:16,190 --> 00:17:17,890 Call the police! -Okay! 149 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,560 Why don't you give me permission? 150 00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:24,530 Ah! You're so beautiful... 151 00:17:25,570 --> 00:17:26,830 Shut up! 152 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:29,370 Stop singing, please. 153 00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:31,400 Put down your money and get away right now. 154 00:17:31,540 --> 00:17:33,530 If you like singing, you should go up to that mountain. 155 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,970 Only crazy people sing up here. 156 00:17:36,980 --> 00:17:39,740 I don't agree with this girl. 157 00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:44,980 It's not crazy for anyone to sing here. 158 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:47,180 This is exploding. 159 00:17:47,390 --> 00:17:48,880 I'll never give up my dream... 160 00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:52,260 ...of becoming a composer. 161 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,990 This gentleman's song is... 162 00:17:55,130 --> 00:17:58,070 ...so creative and full of enthusiasm. 163 00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,130 Thank you! 164 00:17:59,270 --> 00:18:00,600 You're welcome. 165 00:18:00,900 --> 00:18:04,700 His song has touched me deeply and draws out my enthusiasm. 166 00:18:05,410 --> 00:18:08,500 At this moment, I've a feeling that... 167 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,270 I should explode. 168 00:18:27,730 --> 00:18:31,390 Even if I'm just a butcher, I can also dream of being a dancer. 169 00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:54,420 Great! 170 00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:33,350 Have you guys got nothing to do right now? 171 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:38,360 Stand straight! Put your hands down! Stretch your neck! 172 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:41,100 You're nuts! 173 00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:43,130 You can't dance here. 174 00:19:45,940 --> 00:19:47,340 Really? 175 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:48,770 I just went out to do my facial. 176 00:19:48,910 --> 00:19:52,210 I couldn't imagine that you had already made a mess here. 177 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,050 Why did this crazy guy come here? 178 00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:56,410 You're so ferocious, shouting at everyone. 179 00:19:57,090 --> 00:19:59,080 I came here to buy streamed bread. 180 00:20:02,490 --> 00:20:03,650 Is my steamed bread ready? 181 00:20:03,790 --> 00:20:05,590 Coming! Wait a minute! 182 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,660 Did the guy pay for the steamed bread? 183 00:20:11,570 --> 00:20:13,000 He did. 184 00:20:13,770 --> 00:20:16,400 What's this dirty stuff? Throw it away! 185 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,620 First Big Brother! 186 00:20:36,010 --> 00:20:39,720 First Big Brother! 187 00:20:39,730 --> 00:20:44,230 It's okay! Keep working. Clean it up, please! 188 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,750 Are you sick, First Big Brother? 189 00:20:48,870 --> 00:20:51,600 I've a headache. I got drunk last night. 190 00:20:51,620 --> 00:20:55,490 Anyway, what do you want? - I want to let you know I awakened already. 191 00:20:55,770 --> 00:20:57,660 Truly? You awakened. -I awakened. 192 00:20:57,700 --> 00:21:01,260 I finally understood. If I want to develop Shaolin Kung Fu for the world, 193 00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:04,230 I need to package it in a new form. - What kind of form? 194 00:21:05,150 --> 00:21:06,990 Singing! 195 00:21:08,510 --> 00:21:11,470 You won't believe what I saw today. I saw a steamed bread shop... 196 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,480 Stop bothering me! 197 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:15,390 But, what do you think if I combine Shaolin Kung Fu... 198 00:21:15,470 --> 00:21:17,410 with singing and dancing? -Forget it. 199 00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:20,090 How will you know until you try it? -Forget it! 200 00:21:20,210 --> 00:21:22,560 I already told you to quit dreaming. 201 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,070 There's a toilet cleaning job. You should take it... 202 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,930 and quit dreaming. 203 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:30,060 If we don't have dreams in life, we'll look like a salt fish. 204 00:21:30,260 --> 00:21:33,420 You see, you're a real salt fish without a pair of shoes! 205 00:21:33,550 --> 00:21:35,210 How can you talk about a dream? 206 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,640 Oh, no! 207 00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:40,010 The fire in my heart is not easy to put out! 208 00:21:40,780 --> 00:21:42,780 Why not? Just blow it out! 209 00:21:42,830 --> 00:21:45,600 But I can light it up again! -Enough, already! 210 00:21:45,860 --> 00:21:48,220 We have our own separate lives. 211 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,940 Stop bothering me! 212 00:21:50,030 --> 00:21:52,090 I work to support my family. 213 00:21:52,130 --> 00:21:54,930 You mean you are willing to give up your Iron Head? 214 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,630 Did you forget how long you trained for it? 215 00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,400 You're wrong! 216 00:21:59,990 --> 00:22:02,070 I didn't give it up... 217 00:22:02,470 --> 00:22:04,710 for even one day! 218 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,270 Fei! 219 00:22:06,290 --> 00:22:08,960 Boss! -Damn it! 220 00:22:09,010 --> 00:22:12,610 The dancers quit the show already. How can you stay here and do nothing about it? 221 00:22:12,810 --> 00:22:15,510 No! I have a great idea. 222 00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:17,120 What's that? 223 00:22:17,650 --> 00:22:19,780 Combining Shaolin Kung Fu with singing and dancing. 224 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,150 What kind of Shaolin Kung Fu? Look at this. 225 00:22:25,430 --> 00:22:28,330 It's no good for a show. 226 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,650 He's good enough. -No! How about you? 227 00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:32,960 Me? 228 00:22:34,090 --> 00:22:35,340 Shit! 229 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:37,570 How about your Iron Head? 230 00:22:38,670 --> 00:22:41,540 If you don't do it well, I'll kill you tomorrow. 231 00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:42,840 OK. 232 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,280 First Big Brother, thank you! 233 00:22:56,860 --> 00:22:59,190 Shaolin kung fu is great! 234 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,300 Really great! 235 00:23:01,350 --> 00:23:03,590 Shaolin kung fu is wonderful! 236 00:23:03,620 --> 00:23:05,790 Wonderful! 237 00:23:05,810 --> 00:23:08,030 I'm Iron Head. 238 00:23:08,060 --> 00:23:10,315 Iron Head. 239 00:23:10,350 --> 00:23:12,430 You're Mighty Stal Leg. 240 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:14,740 I'm Mighty Stal Leg. 241 00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:21,480 Be serious! 242 00:23:21,710 --> 00:23:24,080 Shaolin kung fu is great! 243 00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:26,490 Really great! 244 00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:33,520 Shaolin kung fu is great! 245 00:23:33,550 --> 00:23:35,220 Really great! 246 00:23:35,230 --> 00:23:38,090 Shaolin Kung Fu is wonderful! 247 00:23:38,110 --> 00:23:40,020 Wonderful! 248 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:42,400 I'm Mighty Stal Leg! 249 00:23:42,540 --> 00:23:44,340 Mighty Stal Leg! 250 00:23:44,350 --> 00:23:47,100 He's Iron Head! 251 00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:51,910 Damn it! 252 00:24:24,190 --> 00:24:26,680 What are you singing about? Your voice sound like howling. 253 00:24:26,770 --> 00:24:28,160 The lyric is disgusting. 254 00:24:28,190 --> 00:24:29,940 I even can't understand one sentence of this. 255 00:24:29,975 --> 00:24:31,490 Yes, of course. Who wrote this lyric? 256 00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:33,850 Who did? -Who did? 257 00:24:37,990 --> 00:24:42,950 Creative work is highly subjective, but I must answer your criticism. 258 00:24:43,230 --> 00:24:45,630 Singing is just the beginning of the show. 259 00:24:45,660 --> 00:24:49,340 The highlight is the performance of Mighty Stal Leg and Iron Head! 260 00:24:49,580 --> 00:24:51,000 Iron Head? 261 00:24:51,110 --> 00:24:52,760 I had already told you that you wrote the bad lyric. 262 00:24:52,770 --> 00:24:54,810 I'm not Iron Head. He's... 263 00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:56,060 lron Head? 264 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,840 I said... -lron Head? 265 00:24:57,870 --> 00:24:59,440 Mighty Stal Leg! 266 00:25:00,220 --> 00:25:03,500 He's Mighty Stal Leg! You still say Mighty Stal Leg? 267 00:25:04,490 --> 00:25:06,850 Killing you! -You still say Mighty Stal Leg? 268 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,250 I'm the real Mighty Stal Leg! 269 00:25:11,450 --> 00:25:12,900 lron Head? 270 00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:14,820 Don't you know Chinese? He's the real... 271 00:25:14,855 --> 00:25:17,100 lron Head? You're so stubborn! 272 00:25:17,190 --> 00:25:18,390 lron... 273 00:25:18,940 --> 00:25:21,410 Do you want to fight back against me? 274 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,740 Thank you so much! 275 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:28,220 Happy hour is going fast. 276 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,800 It's time for us to say good bye right now. 277 00:25:30,830 --> 00:25:33,510 Let's listen to music! 278 00:25:34,120 --> 00:25:36,180 You crazy guys! 279 00:25:38,970 --> 00:25:40,990 Let's see if you can take more! 280 00:25:41,030 --> 00:25:43,050 Thank you! 281 00:26:44,060 --> 00:26:45,550 Bullshit! 282 00:26:48,930 --> 00:26:50,320 What? 283 00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:51,040 Go! Nothing interested! 284 00:27:52,870 --> 00:27:55,360 Do you still want to fight with us? 285 00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,170 I promised my Shaolin master I wouldn't use kung fu to fight with anyone. 286 00:28:01,790 --> 00:28:04,340 This guy is crazy. 287 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,530 But all you guys should apologize! 288 00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:11,330 Apologize? I shouldn't have to... It's all you guys fault! 289 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,750 Don't move! You said you wouldn't use kung fu to hit anyone. 290 00:28:42,790 --> 00:28:46,270 I'm not coming for fighting. I'm coming to play soccer. 291 00:28:53,020 --> 00:28:54,830 Shit! 292 00:29:00,270 --> 00:29:02,220 You don't need to be so exaggerated! 293 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:03,750 What? 294 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,660 I'm so sorry! 295 00:29:58,930 --> 00:30:00,840 Do you have some money right now? 296 00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:02,910 Yes. 297 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,470 Thirty cents. 298 00:30:08,020 --> 00:30:10,100 Are you grabbing my money? -Yep. 299 00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:12,410 Did you learn Tong Long Fist? -I did. 300 00:30:12,490 --> 00:30:15,250 Don't insult Shaolin Kung Fu anymore! -OK. 301 00:30:43,180 --> 00:30:46,980 Would you let me take a look at your leg? 302 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,640 I'm not in the mood. Go ahead! 303 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,570 Cool! It's the real, original kung fu. 304 00:31:10,730 --> 00:31:13,510 A great killer slim leg. 305 00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:16,850 It's Shaolin Mighty Stal Leg! 306 00:31:19,490 --> 00:31:22,120 Is it possible to use kung fu to play soccer? 307 00:31:23,890 --> 00:31:25,470 Truly use kung fu? 308 00:31:25,620 --> 00:31:27,640 Yes, of course! 309 00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:29,860 Yeah! 310 00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:32,750 It's a great idea to use kung fu to play soccer. 311 00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:36,960 Why didn't I ever think about that? Are you the lame? 312 00:31:37,260 --> 00:31:42,120 I'm not just the lame. I'm the ex-soccer player, Golden Leg. 313 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:43,800 Now, I'm a soccer coach. 314 00:31:43,850 --> 00:31:46,190 That's great! You should teach me to play soccer. 315 00:31:46,220 --> 00:31:47,140 Hold on. 316 00:31:47,170 --> 00:31:51,280 No! You told me I could use kung fu to play soccer. - But I need time to consider! 317 00:31:51,290 --> 00:31:53,290 I've no time to think anymore! 318 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:56,510 It's sunset already! 319 00:31:57,060 --> 00:31:59,780 Time doesn't wait for anyone! 320 00:32:04,180 --> 00:32:06,310 But we still need to prepare! 321 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,080 I'm ready! What do I need? 322 00:32:09,980 --> 00:32:12,360 At least a pair of shoes! 323 00:32:17,740 --> 00:32:20,090 Do you have money to get your sneakers back? 324 00:32:20,125 --> 00:32:22,740 No. But... -I threw them away. 325 00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:27,490 Oh, my God! -Your sneakers were worn out and broken. 326 00:32:27,810 --> 00:32:30,660 Yes, they were broken. But I... -Go home! 327 00:32:30,950 --> 00:32:34,080 My boss will yell at you if she comes back and sees you. 328 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:47,040 I can't get the broken ones back. There is a repaired pair. Do you want to have it? 329 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,930 First Big Brother, what are you doing? First Big Brother, are you okay? 330 00:33:16,980 --> 00:33:18,390 I'm fine. 331 00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:23,290 What do you want? -I finally got a good idea... 332 00:33:23,325 --> 00:33:25,570 to promote Shaolin Kung Fu. 333 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,900 This is for playing soccer! 334 00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:32,830 Please let me go! 335 00:33:32,860 --> 00:33:35,270 You had already got me into trouble. I was fired. 336 00:33:35,790 --> 00:33:38,290 Now, I work in the rest room to pay for my boss's loss. 337 00:33:38,450 --> 00:33:42,340 So I come here to help you. -No! Absolutely not! 338 00:33:42,610 --> 00:33:46,130 If you force me anymore, my whole family will commit suicide in front of you. 339 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,760 Committing suicide is not a good way to solve any problems. 340 00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:51,340 Be brave! Don't be so silly! 341 00:33:51,370 --> 00:33:53,720 I'm such a loser! 342 00:33:53,940 --> 00:33:57,160 Please don't come here anymore! If you still want to form a soccer team, you can call the other Brothers. 343 00:33:57,270 --> 00:34:02,480 Please, don't bother me! I beg you! 344 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,170 lron Head. 345 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,020 Good morning, Fourth Big Brother! - Good morning, Sing! 346 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,720 How are you? 347 00:34:14,780 --> 00:34:17,240 Let me introduce a great guy to you! He's... 348 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:25,670 Nice to meet you! -I am Fung. 349 00:34:25,750 --> 00:34:28,610 I know, Fung is so famous in the stock exchange market. 350 00:34:28,620 --> 00:34:31,240 You see! He has a great I.T. look. - Fung is a soccer coach. 351 00:34:31,275 --> 00:34:34,340 Soccer coach! Everyone knows that Fung is the most... 352 00:34:34,370 --> 00:34:37,790 famous figure in the soccer field. Do you use your legs to play soccer? 353 00:34:37,825 --> 00:34:40,070 You see! I'm right. Actually, do you have any job? 354 00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:41,820 I want you to join into my soccer team? 355 00:34:41,900 --> 00:34:43,360 Playing soccer? 356 00:34:43,370 --> 00:34:47,600 I've no job for six months. How can you ask me to play soccer? - If you can use your Empty Hand... 357 00:34:47,610 --> 00:34:51,860 to be the goalkeeper... - What's Empty Hand? That was a long time ago. 358 00:34:51,910 --> 00:34:54,980 You know, I even forgot when our Master died. - Please listen to me! 359 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:59,320 We're going to sign up the National Soccer Tournament. The prize is one million dollars. 360 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,300 Really? So I say you're the smartest one. 361 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,250 You see! You're dressed up. 362 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,390 Many years ago, our Master ordered us to develop Shaolin kung fu. 363 00:35:08,550 --> 00:35:11,850 Now, you guys get this great idea of using Shaolin Kung Fu to play soccer 364 00:35:12,050 --> 00:35:13,500 You see! 365 00:35:13,540 --> 00:35:15,270 This's the group picture of our Master and Brothers. 366 00:35:15,305 --> 00:35:16,710 I always keep it under my pillow. 367 00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:17,785 You should know what I mean. -Great! 368 00:35:17,820 --> 00:35:19,960 Let's sit down to talk about what you mean. 369 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:25,240 I'll call you if I've time. Remember, please save a place for me. 370 00:35:27,580 --> 00:35:30,870 No time to talk now. Some clients waiting for me. I should keep my eyes on the stock market. 371 00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:34,000 My trades are for hundreds of thousands each. Hello? What's the price now? 372 00:35:34,020 --> 00:35:35,970 Today, my driver's off. 373 00:35:35,980 --> 00:35:38,080 I just lent my car to my friend, 374 00:35:38,110 --> 00:35:40,260 and I left my wallet in my office. 375 00:35:40,310 --> 00:35:42,980 I'm sorry! No time for lunch with you guys. I'm too busy. 376 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,440 Get away from me! 377 00:35:45,490 --> 00:35:49,790 Third Big Brother, think about it! If you can use Iron Shirt to be the back... 378 00:35:49,870 --> 00:35:52,090 What's lron Shirt? 379 00:35:52,770 --> 00:35:55,110 You see! There are planes in the sky. 380 00:35:55,570 --> 00:35:57,375 There are computers on the street. 381 00:35:57,410 --> 00:35:59,700 It's the 21st century. Stop living in a dreamworld! 382 00:35:59,710 --> 00:36:02,580 But I think it's a good idea to combine kung fu with soccer. 383 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,300 It's true! And there's a large prize. 384 00:36:04,310 --> 00:36:06,280 For Christ sake! You think I'm... 385 00:36:06,330 --> 00:36:08,010 My trades are hundreds of thousand dollars each. 386 00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:10,130 There's no way I'll give up trading to play soccer. 387 00:36:10,140 --> 00:36:12,590 I'm sorry. You know, I'm so direct... 388 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,820 It's impossible to give up my trading and sign up to play soccer with you guys. 389 00:36:15,850 --> 00:36:17,710 Forgive me. I'm an honest guy. 390 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,530 Finally, it's also impossible for me to win a fucking soccer game. 391 00:36:20,580 --> 00:36:23,060 Truly, the probability of winning is 0%. 392 00:36:23,100 --> 00:36:24,805 Probabil... 393 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,510 Probability! 394 00:36:26,970 --> 00:36:28,540 Okay... 395 00:36:29,380 --> 00:36:31,760 It will be heads, or it will be tails. 396 00:36:32,060 --> 00:36:34,000 It'll never stand on end. 397 00:36:34,230 --> 00:36:36,900 So the probability is 0%. 398 00:36:37,050 --> 00:36:39,490 Let me try. -Get away! 399 00:36:40,310 --> 00:36:43,140 I've an appointment with my client at a coffee shop. Get away! 400 00:36:43,180 --> 00:36:45,890 We can have a quick noodle lunch at a stall. 401 00:36:46,170 --> 00:36:48,610 Bullshit! My trades are for hundreds of thousands dollars each. 402 00:36:48,645 --> 00:36:50,610 How can I go eat noodles with you guys? 403 00:37:08,980 --> 00:37:11,590 He's my Sixth Small Brother, Weight Vest. 404 00:37:11,780 --> 00:37:14,350 This is the famous soccer coach, Fung. 405 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,600 Fung, how are you? 406 00:37:18,370 --> 00:37:20,350 What Vest? -Weight Vest 407 00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:22,690 Nice to meet you! Mr. Vest. 408 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,580 Fifth Big Brother, are you thinking about playing soccer? 409 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:29,140 Yes, if you can use Shaolin Kung Fu, you can play forward with me. 410 00:37:29,170 --> 00:37:31,940 Our attack should be flawless. 411 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,290 Are you sure about this? -Of course. 412 00:37:33,330 --> 00:37:35,980 Great! Do you have any diet pills? 413 00:37:37,170 --> 00:37:38,740 It's hopeless. 414 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:42,310 Since the virus get into the cerebellum, there's no way for me to lose any pounds. 415 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:47,660 After I became like this, I'm unable to use Shaolin Kung Fu Weight Vest, 416 00:37:47,910 --> 00:37:49,940 or even to walk quickly. 417 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:53,600 Yes, you're a little bit fat, but it's not so important. 418 00:37:53,850 --> 00:37:55,320 Forget it! 419 00:37:56,550 --> 00:37:58,890 You see, it was my picture! 420 00:38:00,330 --> 00:38:02,200 Since I've become like this, 421 00:38:02,260 --> 00:38:03,960 I even can't date a girl. 422 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,720 You can't understand that. 423 00:38:05,810 --> 00:38:08,860 I do. I also can't date a girl! -Really? 424 00:38:09,250 --> 00:38:11,180 There has been much gossip about your girls in the papers. 425 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:12,380 What papers? 426 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:14,800 Oh! I'm sorry! 427 00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:18,370 Since I've this disease, I can't control myself. 428 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,680 I'm sorry. Please leave me alone! 429 00:38:22,870 --> 00:38:24,145 Small Brother! 430 00:38:24,180 --> 00:38:26,180 You should have confidence! You can do it! 431 00:38:26,215 --> 00:38:28,480 Now, everyone calls me Lazy Pig... 432 00:38:28,910 --> 00:38:32,830 You know, you're the only one who calls me Small Brother. 433 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:37,460 Thank you! 434 00:38:37,540 --> 00:38:40,630 Lazy Pig, please help me to get the red package of tissue. 435 00:38:44,950 --> 00:38:46,410 The red one! 436 00:39:08,650 --> 00:39:09,785 Playing soccer? 437 00:39:09,820 --> 00:39:10,940 Yes, Second Big Brother! 438 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,140 If you can use Hooking Leg to be the back, 439 00:39:14,340 --> 00:39:17,660 I believe... - Our defense will be flawless! -Absolutely 440 00:39:17,830 --> 00:39:20,650 Don't you think I still can use Hooking Leg? 441 00:39:21,970 --> 00:39:23,705 You just need some practice. 442 00:39:23,740 --> 00:39:26,560 If you trust yourself, you will get your Hooking Leg back. 443 00:39:26,610 --> 00:39:28,150 Really? 444 00:39:28,670 --> 00:39:31,170 I just saw you collecting excrement and urine recently. 445 00:39:31,260 --> 00:39:33,820 Why did you change your job to washing dishes? 446 00:39:33,830 --> 00:39:34,940 Why? 447 00:39:35,300 --> 00:39:37,910 Why do you care? I don't understand, either. 448 00:39:38,010 --> 00:39:40,790 Why isn't my dad the richest guy, Lee Ka Sing? 449 00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:43,705 Why am I going bald, even though I'm so handsome? 450 00:39:43,740 --> 00:39:46,310 You guys are not going bald, but you're so ugly. 451 00:39:47,300 --> 00:39:49,240 Why could the other guys go to school when they were young, 452 00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:51,055 But I was forced to study the Shaolin Kung Fu, 453 00:39:51,090 --> 00:39:55,830 and then become a dish washer, or collect urine and excrement? 454 00:39:56,450 --> 00:39:58,140 Calm down, Second Big Brother! 455 00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,780 If you have courage, you can control your fate. 456 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,970 Calm down? If I didn't calm down, 457 00:40:02,990 --> 00:40:05,360 I would kill you guys! 458 00:40:06,580 --> 00:40:07,920 Calm down? 459 00:40:09,770 --> 00:40:11,655 Why are you just sitting there? 460 00:40:11,690 --> 00:40:13,200 Didn't you smell anything disgusting? 461 00:40:13,220 --> 00:40:15,820 If it stinks when I come back, you'll clean it with your tongue! 462 00:40:56,350 --> 00:40:58,470 Your apartment is great! 463 00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,690 It's well furnished. 464 00:41:00,730 --> 00:41:03,190 I can't imagine you work as the cleaner downstairs, 465 00:41:03,225 --> 00:41:05,850 but live in the Penthouse on the 59th floor. 466 00:41:05,885 --> 00:41:07,390 You've good taste! 467 00:41:07,540 --> 00:41:09,880 This kind of apartment is so popular. 468 00:41:10,220 --> 00:41:12,130 I can't even get one. 469 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,830 This place is okay. 470 00:41:19,390 --> 00:41:21,090 Just little bit noisy. 471 00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:24,300 Would you mind if I move here? 472 00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:39,480 Forget it! 473 00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:42,120 Your Brothers are not good. 474 00:41:42,170 --> 00:41:44,800 We can find some others to join our team. 475 00:41:45,230 --> 00:41:48,120 It was all my fault. I couldn't persuade them. 476 00:41:48,390 --> 00:41:49,990 It's okay. 477 00:41:50,230 --> 00:41:52,720 You know, I'm so glad that you trust me. 478 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,490 Thank you. 479 00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:58,420 We'll have a short training period to teach you... 480 00:42:58,430 --> 00:43:00,590 to be professional soccer players. 481 00:43:00,630 --> 00:43:03,930 So you should be serious and mutually support each other. 482 00:43:04,110 --> 00:43:05,430 I understand! 483 00:43:05,490 --> 00:43:06,900 Let's go! 484 00:43:13,970 --> 00:43:15,840 Please listen to me! 485 00:43:15,910 --> 00:43:18,460 What would you do if you were in my position? 486 00:43:18,500 --> 00:43:20,620 Yes, of course. 487 00:43:20,790 --> 00:43:22,320 I've a call. Hold on a second. 488 00:43:22,380 --> 00:43:24,480 The ball is coming back down! 489 00:43:38,500 --> 00:43:40,170 What are you doing? 490 00:43:40,230 --> 00:43:41,480 Playing soccer! 491 00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:43,870 The ball is over there! 492 00:43:49,870 --> 00:43:51,830 The ball is over here. 493 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:54,490 Let me see you kick the ball here. 494 00:43:55,050 --> 00:43:58,050 The ball is over there. -Yes, over there! 495 00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,660 You can't even get the ball. How can you kick it from here? 496 00:44:02,570 --> 00:44:04,720 Actually, there are four basic skills of playing soccer: 497 00:44:04,730 --> 00:44:06,600 Pass, stop, hold and kick. 498 00:44:06,610 --> 00:44:08,320 I understand! -Don't move! 499 00:44:09,310 --> 00:44:11,200 Okay. Start from the beginning. 500 00:44:12,860 --> 00:44:14,760 Yours. Hold it. 501 00:44:16,230 --> 00:44:18,020 Watch out! 502 00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,810 Concentrate! Concentrate! 503 00:44:24,420 --> 00:44:25,930 Come on! Move! 504 00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:27,500 Yes...you need more cone work. 505 00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:29,710 Almost fine. It's great training. 506 00:44:30,370 --> 00:44:33,210 Do more work with the cones. 507 00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:36,440 Fung, why can't I take part in the training? 508 00:44:36,570 --> 00:44:40,350 Even though your leg is so strong, you can't control it well 509 00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,290 What if you kick the ball into the sky... 510 00:44:42,310 --> 00:44:44,490 and then hit a plane? Can you pay for it? 511 00:44:44,630 --> 00:44:46,500 No. -So... 512 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,930 Sixth Small Brother! I'm borrowing your eggs! 513 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:50,100 What? 514 00:44:50,150 --> 00:44:53,550 If you can control the egg well in the air, you can play soccer. 515 00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:55,510 No problem! -Okay! 516 00:44:57,230 --> 00:44:59,240 Go ahead. It's not easy. 517 00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,110 Sixth Small Brother, forget it! 518 00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:18,050 Oh, my god! My egg! 519 00:45:18,085 --> 00:45:20,540 I'll replace it later! 520 00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:22,290 No way! 521 00:45:22,340 --> 00:45:23,810 Give it back to me! 522 00:45:23,930 --> 00:45:26,160 Concentrate... 523 00:45:30,020 --> 00:45:32,380 My egg! 524 00:45:48,250 --> 00:45:49,630 Yes! Yes! 525 00:45:49,660 --> 00:45:51,350 Yes! Yes! 526 00:45:53,420 --> 00:45:55,100 Yours! 527 00:46:27,460 --> 00:46:29,030 Right... 528 00:46:29,410 --> 00:46:33,170 Good... 529 00:46:41,290 --> 00:46:43,820 Yes! Go! 530 00:47:03,050 --> 00:47:06,710 Mark that one! Watch out! How can you let him kick the ball? 531 00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:08,730 Kick it! 532 00:47:08,790 --> 00:47:10,780 Come on! 533 00:47:50,940 --> 00:47:53,390 It's great! 534 00:47:53,540 --> 00:47:56,420 He can just play it by himself. 535 00:47:57,130 --> 00:48:01,360 No! It's teamwork. There's no way just for one to play soccer. 536 00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:14,750 Each half is 30 minutes. There is no break. 537 00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:16,940 We'll follow the international rules. 538 00:48:17,030 --> 00:48:19,445 I'm the referee. Do you have any questions? 539 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:22,040 Don't be silly? You know, how great Golden Leg is as referee... 540 00:48:22,190 --> 00:48:24,540 and he leads a young soccer team to play with us. 541 00:48:24,580 --> 00:48:27,660 We are very happy about that! 542 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,820 This's Fung!- Fung! Okay. Enough. 543 00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:34,430 This guy has some problems with your team's players. 544 00:48:34,570 --> 00:48:38,000 Now, this game is an exchange of our skills of playing soccer. 545 00:48:38,020 --> 00:48:39,640 It is used to solve this conflict. 546 00:48:39,710 --> 00:48:41,260 You see! They play sincerely. 547 00:48:41,470 --> 00:48:44,130 From their tidy uniform and friendly face, 548 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:47,500 I can deeply feel their sincerity and the spirit of physical culture. 549 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:48,940 Thank you! 550 00:48:51,510 --> 00:48:52,630 Calm down. 551 00:48:52,700 --> 00:48:54,840 I'm an auto mechanic. 552 00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,840 This crescent wrench is used for turning bolts. 553 00:48:57,940 --> 00:48:59,080 Does that make any sense? 554 00:48:59,110 --> 00:49:00,620 Yes, of course. 555 00:49:03,230 --> 00:49:04,730 I explained it already. 556 00:49:04,790 --> 00:49:06,700 Because I'm a car repairer, 557 00:49:06,770 --> 00:49:08,880 it's all right for me to have a hammer. 558 00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,190 Okay. Your team's style... 559 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,970 is very famous in the amateur soccer world. 560 00:49:13,010 --> 00:49:14,330 I understand. 561 00:49:14,790 --> 00:49:16,690 It's an undeserved reputation. 562 00:49:16,740 --> 00:49:17,870 Seems the clouds in the sky... 563 00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:20,980 Okay. Anyway, take care of yourselves. 564 00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:22,980 Shake hands, please! 565 00:49:50,950 --> 00:49:52,200 Great! 566 00:50:39,420 --> 00:50:41,410 Help! 567 00:51:49,250 --> 00:51:50,920 Third Big Brother! 568 00:52:17,900 --> 00:52:21,060 Call the military base, we've just suffered a fierce attack. 569 00:52:21,070 --> 00:52:22,675 Ask for reinforcements! 570 00:52:22,710 --> 00:52:24,280 Ask for reinforcements! 571 00:52:36,310 --> 00:52:37,940 Stand up. 572 00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:40,800 Stand up! 573 00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:42,490 Stand up quickly! 574 00:52:43,010 --> 00:52:44,700 Stand up quickly! 575 00:52:45,910 --> 00:52:47,510 What are you doing? 576 00:52:47,820 --> 00:52:49,630 Coach, they are lawless. Why don't you stop them? 577 00:52:49,670 --> 00:52:51,710 I'm the referee. I don't have to stop them. 578 00:52:51,740 --> 00:52:54,980 Why not? Do you want us to lose? 579 00:52:55,460 --> 00:52:56,990 You! Out! 580 00:52:58,610 --> 00:53:00,190 Are you nuts? 581 00:53:03,240 --> 00:53:04,990 This is a test. 582 00:53:05,020 --> 00:53:06,760 If you guys can't pass it, 583 00:53:06,795 --> 00:53:08,500 then we don't deserve to win! 584 00:53:08,510 --> 00:53:11,400 It's only a game. We're not fighting a war. 585 00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:13,940 Soccer really is like war. 586 00:53:23,730 --> 00:53:26,190 I surrender! I surrender! 587 00:53:27,630 --> 00:53:31,990 I surrender! I surrender! 588 00:53:41,100 --> 00:53:42,730 I surrender! 589 00:53:43,300 --> 00:53:44,840 If you wanted me to play, 590 00:53:44,930 --> 00:53:46,720 why did you surrender? 591 00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:48,630 Do you play to lose? 592 00:53:51,310 --> 00:53:55,110 I can't stand it anymore. My bone seems broken. 593 00:53:55,570 --> 00:53:57,680 I'm a pitiful creature! 594 00:53:58,490 --> 00:54:00,380 Please let me go to see a doctor! 595 00:54:07,130 --> 00:54:08,420 Put it on your head! 596 00:54:10,380 --> 00:54:12,680 You see. You look like a dog. 597 00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,410 Have you no self-respect? 598 00:54:15,570 --> 00:54:16,930 I don't want to see you. 599 00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,330 Put it on your head and go see a doctor. 600 00:54:30,450 --> 00:54:34,710 Yes, I'm a dog. I don't have any self-respect. 601 00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:13,320 First Big Brother is coming back. 602 00:55:14,250 --> 00:55:15,540 What? 603 00:55:15,890 --> 00:55:19,220 I've a feeling that they're back. 604 00:57:32,110 --> 00:57:33,800 Do we still have any weapons? -None! 605 00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:35,220 The final attack! 606 00:58:07,370 --> 00:58:09,340 Oh, my God! I couldn't get it. 607 00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:11,590 Help! 608 00:58:14,060 --> 00:58:17,290 Thank you! You've helped us get our kung fu back. 609 00:58:18,350 --> 00:58:20,610 Thanks for coming back! 610 00:58:20,810 --> 00:58:22,490 Thank you! 611 00:58:25,850 --> 00:58:27,380 Don't be like this. 612 00:58:27,420 --> 00:58:29,880 I'm the one that should be thanking all you guys. 613 00:58:30,550 --> 00:58:35,680 Oh, my God! I'm going to be rich! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! 614 00:58:36,050 --> 00:58:39,580 We've failed. Please give us an opportunity to join your team 615 00:58:39,700 --> 00:58:41,780 Please! Please! 616 00:58:41,830 --> 00:58:45,130 Please, give us a chance. 617 00:59:56,810 --> 00:59:58,920 It's a pretty big risk. 618 00:59:59,070 --> 01:00:01,610 The Evil Team'll be the champion in the world. 619 01:00:08,510 --> 01:00:09,810 Who? 620 01:00:11,310 --> 01:00:12,400 The lame? 621 01:00:12,530 --> 01:00:14,550 Why not? -I'm sorry. 622 01:00:14,590 --> 01:00:17,190 I've already played soccer for many years, 623 01:00:17,430 --> 01:00:19,920 You want to stop me? - The person in charge is not here now. 624 01:00:20,340 --> 01:00:21,630 What are you doing? 625 01:00:21,690 --> 01:00:23,150 Hung! -Hung, he... 626 01:00:23,250 --> 01:00:24,170 Okay... 627 01:00:24,210 --> 01:00:26,600 Hung, my team wants to sign up for the soccer game! 628 01:00:26,680 --> 01:00:29,190 It's an open competition. Everyone has the right to sign up. 629 01:00:29,270 --> 01:00:30,760 You're wrong. 630 01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:32,380 I'm the chairman. 631 01:00:32,470 --> 01:00:34,750 I've the right to decide who can sign it up. 632 01:00:34,860 --> 01:00:36,640 Do you understand? -Yes. 633 01:00:36,730 --> 01:00:38,480 What's the name of your team? 634 01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:40,580 Come on! 635 01:00:40,930 --> 01:00:42,420 This is Hung. 636 01:00:42,630 --> 01:00:44,430 Hung! 637 01:00:59,710 --> 01:01:01,340 This is a rare soccer team! 638 01:01:01,370 --> 01:01:03,310 I really want to watch them play soccer. 639 01:01:03,420 --> 01:01:06,070 What's the name again? This is the Shaolin... 640 01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:08,330 OK... 641 01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:10,770 Go sign up so I can watch them. 642 01:01:10,810 --> 01:01:13,550 If you need, I can pay for your application fee. - Thank you! 643 01:01:13,730 --> 01:01:18,130 It's okay! You guys, the lame is my friendly brother. 644 01:01:20,130 --> 01:01:21,690 My shoe is dirty again. 645 01:01:23,310 --> 01:01:25,260 White shoes are easy to get dirty. 646 01:01:25,270 --> 01:01:26,380 So... 647 01:01:27,350 --> 01:01:29,110 I'll help you clean it up! 648 01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:31,110 I'm good at cleaning. Let me try! 649 01:01:31,730 --> 01:01:33,240 This is my duty! 650 01:01:33,380 --> 01:01:35,080 Hey! Let me try! 651 01:01:59,510 --> 01:02:00,900 Hi! 652 01:02:05,560 --> 01:02:07,060 What are you doing? 653 01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:08,610 Who are you? 654 01:02:13,450 --> 01:02:15,150 Where are we going? 655 01:02:15,450 --> 01:02:19,930 Why are you so quiet? I need to go home. 656 01:02:27,170 --> 01:02:30,900 I've been waiting a long time. - I'm sorry to keep you waiting. 657 01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:04,130 Try this. 658 01:03:04,140 --> 01:03:06,640 No. I just want to see the quality of it. 659 01:03:06,650 --> 01:03:08,300 Touch it. 660 01:03:08,310 --> 01:03:09,940 I'll make it dirty. 661 01:03:09,950 --> 01:03:11,430 No problem. Go ahead. -No... 662 01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:14,160 Touch it. -No. 663 01:03:16,980 --> 01:03:19,760 How about that? -So smooth. 664 01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:23,980 I'll buy one for you. - I touched it already. It's enough. 665 01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:27,850 Tomorrow, I'll go to play soccer. 666 01:03:28,370 --> 01:03:29,660 Really? 667 01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:32,150 I must become a famous star player. 668 01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:36,370 But if you hadn't helped me to repair them... 669 01:03:36,550 --> 01:03:38,550 I wouldn't be playing soccer. 670 01:03:39,060 --> 01:03:41,520 You know, you're so important to me. 671 01:03:43,190 --> 01:03:44,930 Tell me what you want. 672 01:03:44,990 --> 01:03:47,140 I can buy it for you very soon. 673 01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:54,010 If you become rich and famous, please buy me some sneakers. 674 01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:56,520 No problem! 675 01:03:57,330 --> 01:03:59,960 But you should have self-confidence. 676 01:04:00,750 --> 01:04:03,570 Actually, you're a beautiful girl good at kung fu. 677 01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:05,160 You know, you are perfect. 678 01:04:05,260 --> 01:04:08,380 You can't let your hair down and cover your face like that. 679 01:04:09,580 --> 01:04:10,910 Come on. 680 01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:14,370 Come on. Look at me. -No... 681 01:04:14,420 --> 01:04:15,860 Look at me! 682 01:04:16,610 --> 01:04:19,970 Look. So beautiful! 683 01:04:20,480 --> 01:04:21,790 Really? 684 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:23,770 Yes, of course. 685 01:04:29,110 --> 01:04:32,160 Is it a fly? Yes. But I didn't catch it. 686 01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:34,360 Did you catch it? I did. 687 01:04:35,100 --> 01:04:36,920 I'm sorry. I made your hand dirty. 688 01:04:36,990 --> 01:04:38,070 No problem. 689 01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:40,450 You know, you're a most beautiful girl. 690 01:04:43,110 --> 01:04:45,320 Do you know that? -Yes, I do. 691 01:04:45,610 --> 01:04:47,900 Thank you! Thanks so much! 692 01:04:48,110 --> 01:04:49,480 Do you know? 693 01:04:50,310 --> 01:04:52,800 Hey! Where'd you go? 694 01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:56,070 I let you bring a girl here because you promised me you'd clean the store. 695 01:04:56,130 --> 01:04:58,650 Hurry up! If you don't finish the work on time, I'll be in trouble. 696 01:04:58,700 --> 01:05:00,730 Go home. I'll call you later. 697 01:05:01,510 --> 01:05:02,810 Okay? 698 01:05:07,980 --> 01:05:11,540 Remember! You should have confidence. You're the best. 699 01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:18,920 I like your shirt. -I like your socks too. 700 01:05:18,940 --> 01:05:20,540 Let's trade. -Good... 701 01:05:20,590 --> 01:05:22,870 Hey, guys! This is important! Just play like you've trained. 702 01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:25,980 There'll be hundreds of reporters and spectators outside. 703 01:05:26,050 --> 01:05:28,580 You guys should keep smiling for the cameras. 704 01:05:28,610 --> 01:05:32,000 You also need to say "Hi" and give thanks for the audience's support. 705 01:05:32,070 --> 01:05:36,770 Thank you! Thank you Thank you! 706 01:05:36,820 --> 01:05:37,890 Thank you! 707 01:05:37,910 --> 01:05:39,790 Thanks for your support! 708 01:05:40,070 --> 01:05:40,900 Thank you! 709 01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:41,960 They're just cleaners. 710 01:05:42,030 --> 01:05:43,590 Cleaners are also the audience. 711 01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:45,030 Thank you! 712 01:05:45,300 --> 01:05:47,340 Shut up! 713 01:05:49,100 --> 01:05:50,740 This stadium is so small and empty. You said... 714 01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:52,430 This is just the first round. 715 01:05:52,510 --> 01:05:55,150 So we should play well and get into the finals. 716 01:05:55,290 --> 01:05:59,940 Great! Get into the finals! -Shut up! 717 01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:08,690 Shaolin Team? 718 01:06:12,950 --> 01:06:14,780 Look at this guy! 719 01:06:18,530 --> 01:06:20,190 Look at that guy! 720 01:06:23,490 --> 01:06:25,170 What happened? 721 01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:26,730 What happened? 722 01:06:44,130 --> 01:06:46,580 It's impossible! Just an illusion! 723 01:06:55,070 --> 01:06:56,760 What are you doing? 724 01:06:59,130 --> 01:07:01,440 It's okay, just an illusion. 725 01:07:01,550 --> 01:07:03,820 I think we should show off our real power. 726 01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:05,010 Great! 727 01:07:08,300 --> 01:07:09,920 What's wrong? 728 01:07:17,220 --> 01:07:21,500 Please don't play like this! I really want to play soccer! 729 01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:26,890 Hung, it's your call. 730 01:07:31,190 --> 01:07:34,600 I'm not scared. It's just an illusion. 731 01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:11,580 What? Forty to nothing? 732 01:08:21,530 --> 01:08:23,090 Yeah! 733 01:08:38,480 --> 01:08:42,270 Got a goal! lron Head! Iron Head! 734 01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:19,510 Yes, we use Shaolin kung fu to play soccer. 735 01:09:19,530 --> 01:09:22,020 So kung fu is great, wonderful! 736 01:09:22,730 --> 01:09:23,370 We lie low...\- And... 737 01:09:23,380 --> 01:09:25,000 I thank my parents and my Shaolin master. 738 01:09:25,020 --> 01:09:26,700 Even though they've died already. 739 01:09:27,170 --> 01:09:28,890 I want to thank my good friend, Mui. 740 01:09:28,925 --> 01:09:30,990 Mui...How are you? 741 01:09:31,110 --> 01:09:33,420 Did you have your dinner already? 742 01:09:44,270 --> 01:09:46,330 Hi! Can I help? 743 01:09:46,430 --> 01:09:50,050 I want... I understand. Let me help you 744 01:09:59,230 --> 01:10:00,420 Show us your kung fu? 745 01:10:00,430 --> 01:10:02,100 Yes, of course, Sixth Small Brother. 746 01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:04,590 1, 2, 3! 747 01:10:05,170 --> 01:10:06,480 Great! 748 01:10:07,010 --> 01:10:09,080 Can you show us one more? 749 01:10:09,130 --> 01:10:11,720 Sure! -Big Brother, one more please. 750 01:10:27,090 --> 01:10:29,190 Take it easy! 751 01:10:32,980 --> 01:10:34,140 My Brothers, 752 01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:38,310 today we achieve victory with our old sneakers. 753 01:10:43,060 --> 01:10:44,480 Don't throw anything here! 754 01:10:44,530 --> 01:10:47,130 Sorry. Sorry 755 01:10:53,980 --> 01:10:55,370 Mui? 756 01:10:55,510 --> 01:10:57,000 What's up? 757 01:10:58,080 --> 01:11:00,380 You look so cute! 758 01:11:02,380 --> 01:11:03,910 Not really. 759 01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:06,180 No. You're very heavily made up. 760 01:11:08,090 --> 01:11:09,480 Do you like it? 761 01:11:09,490 --> 01:11:10,720 I've got good news for you. 762 01:11:10,730 --> 01:11:12,880 You know my soccer team won the matches easily. 763 01:11:12,890 --> 01:11:16,020 I know. I watched you guys on TV. 764 01:11:16,300 --> 01:11:17,700 Congratulations! 765 01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:19,960 For you. 766 01:11:26,970 --> 01:11:28,330 Thank you. 767 01:11:28,340 --> 01:11:31,020 Come on. Let me introduce you to my friends. 768 01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:32,400 Wow! How great this is! 769 01:11:32,410 --> 01:11:34,350 This is my friend... 770 01:11:35,650 --> 01:11:36,810 Are you a human or a ghost? 771 01:11:36,820 --> 01:11:38,840 Oh, no! She's my... 772 01:11:39,450 --> 01:11:41,410 She's your girl. - No! 773 01:11:41,420 --> 01:11:44,480 She's my friend, Mui. She uses Tai Chi to make streamed bread. 774 01:11:44,630 --> 01:11:46,010 Oh! She's the one. 775 01:11:46,030 --> 01:11:48,450 She's a rare girl. -Yes, she's a rare girl. 776 01:11:48,460 --> 01:11:50,250 I can see that. 777 01:11:50,260 --> 01:11:53,760 There is a long piece of wood placed on her shoulder. I've never see that before. 778 01:11:54,140 --> 01:11:55,860 I spent two whole nights making these two pieces. 779 01:11:55,870 --> 01:11:57,360 Two pieces. 780 01:11:59,140 --> 01:12:01,900 Sing, it's not good for you to bring her out at night. 781 01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:04,320 Someone will be frightened to death. 782 01:12:04,510 --> 01:12:07,840 It doesn't matter. Maybe we can perform ceremonies for them. 783 01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:11,450 Hold on! We can tie her up and throw her into the sea. 784 01:12:11,620 --> 01:12:14,220 Don't you think you'll want to eat seafood again sometime? 785 01:12:14,290 --> 01:12:16,280 No kidding! It's no good to treat a girl like this. 786 01:12:16,290 --> 01:12:18,320 It's okay. I don't care. 787 01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:22,520 Even though she's a soft and gentle girl, she loves joking. 788 01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:26,320 Mui, please make a sexy pose. 789 01:12:33,410 --> 01:12:35,320 Can't you do better than that? 790 01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:45,810 What's wrong? - Don't touch me! 791 01:12:49,390 --> 01:12:51,010 Are you angry with me? 792 01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:53,590 No, I'm not. 793 01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:56,610 So you're... 794 01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:03,970 I'm sorry. 795 01:13:05,310 --> 01:13:06,900 I'm only joking. 796 01:13:06,910 --> 01:13:09,340 I know you just like to make fun of me. 797 01:13:10,410 --> 01:13:12,610 I'm sorry. Actually, I don't care. 798 01:13:12,750 --> 01:13:14,370 Don't be like this. 799 01:13:14,380 --> 01:13:16,480 So why did you do this to me? 800 01:13:25,730 --> 01:13:27,620 Don't touch me! 801 01:13:27,800 --> 01:13:29,260 Boss... 802 01:13:29,460 --> 01:13:32,900 What's wrong with you? I just went to play Mahjong... 803 01:13:33,030 --> 01:13:36,530 You see, you don't look like a human or a ghost. 804 01:13:36,670 --> 01:13:39,260 Don't you feel embarrassed? 805 01:13:39,410 --> 01:13:40,970 Enough already! 806 01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:44,530 Mui has the right to decide how she looks. 807 01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:47,010 Can't you respect her decision? 808 01:13:47,150 --> 01:13:49,120 I think she's quite nice today. 809 01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:53,010 Don't you think she's beautiful? -You talk too much! 810 01:13:54,290 --> 01:13:56,310 It's none of your business. 811 01:13:56,320 --> 01:13:58,570 You're not qualified to talk to me like this. 812 01:13:58,590 --> 01:14:00,720 They're my friends. 813 01:14:03,330 --> 01:14:06,010 They're talking about what they think to be my true feelings. 814 01:14:08,670 --> 01:14:11,100 I think I'm quite beautiful right now. 815 01:14:12,010 --> 01:14:14,670 I love my new look a lot. 816 01:14:16,180 --> 01:14:20,480 If you don't like this, you can leave immediately. 817 01:14:22,250 --> 01:14:24,720 Hey! Do you know whom you're speaking with? 818 01:14:25,750 --> 01:14:27,690 I'm speaking with you. 819 01:14:28,790 --> 01:14:31,120 A cool boss. 820 01:14:31,260 --> 01:14:32,550 Shit! 821 01:14:34,900 --> 01:14:37,420 You... are you brave enough to fight with me? 822 01:14:45,710 --> 01:14:47,360 Do you want to rebel against me? 823 01:14:47,370 --> 01:14:49,370 Who are you? 824 01:14:51,650 --> 01:14:53,140 It's me. 825 01:14:53,150 --> 01:14:55,240 I'm Mui! 826 01:14:55,550 --> 01:14:58,040 I'm going to tell your Mom. 827 01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:05,480 Mui, you're great! 828 01:15:05,490 --> 01:15:08,390 Mui, we're just joking. Please don't get mad at us. 829 01:15:08,530 --> 01:15:12,560 Actually, your pose was so great. 830 01:15:16,770 --> 01:15:18,320 Really? 831 01:15:26,110 --> 01:15:27,670 I think... 832 01:15:27,980 --> 01:15:30,110 I think I'm a little bit different now. 833 01:15:30,250 --> 01:15:31,440 Truly. 834 01:15:31,450 --> 01:15:35,480 You've more confidence than before. 835 01:15:42,130 --> 01:15:43,920 I want to tell you something. 836 01:15:43,930 --> 01:15:45,530 What's up? 837 01:15:47,130 --> 01:15:48,560 I like you! 838 01:15:48,570 --> 01:15:50,090 I like you, too! 839 01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:55,610 Is this love? 840 01:15:59,180 --> 01:16:00,540 You... 841 01:16:01,220 --> 01:16:03,050 You're kidding. 842 01:16:03,520 --> 01:16:07,480 No. I'm serious. 843 01:16:08,290 --> 01:16:11,020 Absolutely not. This is not love. 844 01:16:14,730 --> 01:16:17,660 We're friends forever... 845 01:16:18,370 --> 01:16:20,520 Don't you think it's good for us? 846 01:16:20,670 --> 01:16:22,730 Okay! It's fine. 847 01:16:29,610 --> 01:16:35,110 So you'll come to see me often? 848 01:16:35,750 --> 01:16:38,710 If your shoes are broken, I'll help you to repair them again. 849 01:16:38,720 --> 01:16:42,380 No, thanks. If my shoes are broken, I'll just throw them away. 850 01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:45,120 We should look forward to our future. 851 01:16:45,390 --> 01:16:48,330 I'll never wear any broken shoes again. 852 01:16:56,940 --> 01:16:58,910 Don't be like this. 853 01:16:59,740 --> 01:17:02,010 What's wrong? You're crying? 854 01:17:03,580 --> 01:17:05,310 Don't do this. 855 01:17:17,390 --> 01:17:18,920 I understand. 856 01:17:20,660 --> 01:17:22,190 Thank you! 857 01:17:25,300 --> 01:17:28,130 Come here! 858 01:17:28,270 --> 01:17:30,970 Mui, you look lovely today. Cheers! 859 01:17:38,140 --> 01:17:40,480 After winning this, we'll go to the finals. 860 01:17:40,590 --> 01:17:41,500 The finals! 861 01:17:41,730 --> 01:17:44,360 But we can't underestimate our opponent! - Our opponent! 862 01:17:47,980 --> 01:17:50,600 We're the most powerful team. 863 01:17:51,570 --> 01:17:53,930 I won't let you get into the finals. 864 01:18:02,700 --> 01:18:04,350 Oh, my God! How come? 865 01:19:25,570 --> 01:19:28,090 It's the special effects? -Good Morning Hung! 866 01:19:28,140 --> 01:19:29,240 Good morning! 867 01:19:29,260 --> 01:19:32,180 Come here! You're a lucky guy. 868 01:19:32,380 --> 01:19:35,020 You're so lucky to get this great team. -Thank you. 869 01:19:35,080 --> 01:19:38,900 Actually, lron Head and lron Shirt are just street performers. 870 01:19:38,940 --> 01:19:41,110 It's amusing for you guys to use kung fu to play soccer, 871 01:19:41,210 --> 01:19:42,700 and then to get into the finals. 872 01:19:42,710 --> 01:19:44,220 You did a good job. 873 01:19:44,260 --> 01:19:46,190 Hey! Don't waste our time! 874 01:19:48,580 --> 01:19:51,470 Give up the finals and join my Evil Team! 875 01:19:52,920 --> 01:19:55,670 Hey, it's not a bribe. 876 01:19:56,050 --> 01:19:58,750 You can get the money before signing with me. 877 01:19:59,630 --> 01:20:01,220 It's a lot of money. 878 01:20:01,700 --> 01:20:03,420 I can probably break my left leg and then retire. 879 01:20:03,450 --> 01:20:06,410 Sure! We're brothers. 880 01:20:06,450 --> 01:20:08,090 Thank you. 881 01:20:08,430 --> 01:20:10,210 But I don't think I can take it. 882 01:20:10,740 --> 01:20:13,920 What? Do you think I'm afraid of you? 883 01:20:14,120 --> 01:20:18,530 I think your team has great potential. So maybe we can join together. 884 01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:21,650 Don't be so easily upset. Think about your future. 885 01:20:21,740 --> 01:20:23,980 Forget the hostility. Okay? 886 01:20:24,170 --> 01:20:27,300 Hung, I didn't keep the hostility in mind. 887 01:20:27,880 --> 01:20:31,740 I know it was all my fault. I couldn't blame anyone. 888 01:20:33,970 --> 01:20:35,180 You're lying! 889 01:20:35,710 --> 01:20:38,830 I know you too well. You're so greedy! 890 01:20:41,020 --> 01:20:42,640 You're right! 891 01:20:43,560 --> 01:20:46,620 I'm so greedy. My team is greedy, too. 892 01:20:46,830 --> 01:20:49,070 But we're not greedy for money. 893 01:20:49,550 --> 01:20:51,590 We're greedy for the championship. 894 01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:54,580 See you on the soccer field. 895 01:21:36,070 --> 01:21:37,340 Mui! 896 01:21:37,550 --> 01:21:39,080 She died already! 897 01:21:39,170 --> 01:21:40,920 How come? 898 01:21:41,470 --> 01:21:42,920 I killed her! 899 01:21:42,930 --> 01:21:45,890 Oh, no! Mui is the Master Hand of Tai Chi. 900 01:21:45,990 --> 01:21:48,010 You treated her unfairly! 901 01:21:48,140 --> 01:21:50,100 What do you want? 902 01:21:50,240 --> 01:21:52,200 Revenge! 903 01:21:52,780 --> 01:21:54,910 Don't be silly! It's just a joke! 904 01:21:55,230 --> 01:21:57,420 She's still alive. She just doesn't work here. 905 01:21:58,690 --> 01:21:59,860 Why not? 906 01:22:00,580 --> 01:22:03,450 You know, my stall is well known for its sweet bread.. 907 01:22:03,470 --> 01:22:06,410 But now the steamed bread has become salty and bitter. 908 01:22:06,470 --> 01:22:08,330 She has ruined my business. 909 01:22:08,370 --> 01:22:11,080 I don't have a choice but to let her go. 910 01:22:11,130 --> 01:22:13,200 Salty and bitter? Yes. 911 01:22:13,900 --> 01:22:16,330 What's your name? Can I help? 912 01:22:19,990 --> 01:22:21,570 No, thanks. 913 01:23:28,540 --> 01:23:30,510 It's time to go! 914 01:25:08,930 --> 01:25:11,510 Boss, how many goals do we need today? 915 01:25:11,910 --> 01:25:14,480 Scoring goals is not the only way to win. 916 01:25:15,530 --> 01:25:17,670 I have a new way to win. 917 01:28:01,720 --> 01:28:04,900 This American medication is wonderful! 918 01:28:26,040 --> 01:28:28,390 Actually the referee, linesman, 919 01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:31,810 soccer association, soccer federation and soccer committee, 920 01:28:31,845 --> 01:28:33,810 all stand on my side. 921 01:28:34,070 --> 01:28:36,150 How can they fight against me? 922 01:29:08,810 --> 01:29:11,950 No problem! 923 01:29:13,000 --> 01:29:14,300 Great! -Fit! 924 01:29:14,530 --> 01:29:16,195 Wonderful! 925 01:29:16,230 --> 01:29:17,860 Throw-in? 926 01:30:17,980 --> 01:30:20,280 He did it on purpose. 927 01:30:20,320 --> 01:30:23,070 How could you judge it to be a throw-in? 928 01:30:23,290 --> 01:30:26,300 Hung, are you fighting or playing soccer? 929 01:30:26,470 --> 01:30:28,540 Fighting. So what? 930 01:30:28,760 --> 01:30:31,950 I should break all you guys' legs and let you become cripples. 931 01:30:31,970 --> 01:30:34,180 Cripples! Cripples! 932 01:30:34,500 --> 01:30:36,340 You're fighting with me now? 933 01:30:38,610 --> 01:30:40,990 I'm sorry. I should take a break. 934 01:30:41,040 --> 01:30:43,320 It's okay. You'll just physically leave us, 935 01:30:43,340 --> 01:30:45,490 but your spirit will remain with us. 936 01:31:03,290 --> 01:31:05,930 Bend over! It's my turn. 937 01:31:24,410 --> 01:31:26,020 Sixth Small Brother! 938 01:32:02,640 --> 01:32:05,370 What's wrong? Why don't you stop it? 939 01:32:13,210 --> 01:32:16,210 You're all injured in just the first half. How can you play the rest of the game? 940 01:32:16,240 --> 01:32:18,930 Go home! No way you can play the second half! 941 01:32:18,950 --> 01:32:20,410 We'll be back! 942 01:32:20,520 --> 01:32:23,020 Maybe I can go down and dance in a show. 943 01:32:23,060 --> 01:32:25,980 No! It's not your turn. It's mine! 944 01:32:31,340 --> 01:32:33,030 Bullshit! 945 01:32:49,720 --> 01:32:51,990 Get out! 946 01:32:52,860 --> 01:32:55,220 You guys don't want to play anymore! 947 01:32:55,780 --> 01:32:57,680 Who did it? 948 01:32:57,720 --> 01:32:59,360 Did anyone see it? 949 01:33:00,680 --> 01:33:03,000 Hit me in the face, if you're brave enough! 950 01:33:03,270 --> 01:33:04,740 Rub gently. 951 01:33:04,780 --> 01:33:07,400 I can't imagine they're more lawless than I am. 952 01:33:07,480 --> 01:33:09,100 I can't believe that... 953 01:33:09,180 --> 01:33:11,180 my reputation is ruined. 954 01:33:12,160 --> 01:33:15,360 I knew they were up to something, 955 01:33:15,400 --> 01:33:17,190 but I never imagined anything like this. 956 01:33:17,220 --> 01:33:18,880 The Evil Team isn't that good. 957 01:33:18,910 --> 01:33:21,510 They're taking some kind of drug. 958 01:33:21,530 --> 01:33:23,250 Call the police! 959 01:33:23,360 --> 01:33:25,720 Anyway, we should try our best to keep going. 960 01:33:25,740 --> 01:33:27,290 We'll win in the end! 961 01:33:27,300 --> 01:33:29,290 My house is on fire. I need to run! 962 01:33:29,410 --> 01:33:31,050 I'm sorry. My mom is giving birth right now. 963 01:33:31,090 --> 01:33:32,830 I should go home and take care of her. 964 01:33:32,850 --> 01:33:34,080 Ask her to wait. 965 01:33:34,140 --> 01:33:35,630 You can't give up! 966 01:33:35,700 --> 01:33:37,550 They're not playing soccer. They're killing us! 967 01:33:37,570 --> 01:33:39,590 I beg you. Please don't leave us! 968 01:33:39,950 --> 01:33:41,450 I beg you back. 969 01:33:41,520 --> 01:33:42,950 Please let me go! 970 01:33:46,620 --> 01:33:49,700 Calm down! Calm Down! 971 01:33:50,980 --> 01:33:53,800 Yes, he's right! 972 01:33:54,400 --> 01:33:57,620 We should keep going. 973 01:33:58,440 --> 01:34:00,200 Now we have just eight players. 974 01:34:00,260 --> 01:34:03,830 If there is one more injury, we'll fail. 975 01:34:04,430 --> 01:34:07,300 We must try our best to fight for the killer kick. 976 01:34:07,370 --> 01:34:10,280 How come? If you fight for one killer kick, I'll fight for three. 977 01:34:10,680 --> 01:34:12,190 What are you talking about? 978 01:34:13,350 --> 01:34:16,020 Calm down! Calm down! 979 01:34:16,560 --> 01:34:18,510 Calm down! 980 01:34:25,880 --> 01:34:27,630 I'm not sure if I have the strength. 981 01:34:45,020 --> 01:34:46,920 Shaolin Lou Han Array! 982 01:34:49,490 --> 01:34:51,070 Array? 983 01:34:53,710 --> 01:34:56,020 Can't stand for a shot! 984 01:34:57,730 --> 01:34:59,760 Are you okay? -I'm fine! 985 01:35:39,050 --> 01:35:42,570 Chun! -Tin? -Yes. 986 01:35:42,940 --> 01:35:47,050 I want to tell you something I've never told you before, 987 01:35:47,690 --> 01:35:50,270 Chun, I love you! 988 01:36:36,530 --> 01:36:38,600 Do you think we're too cruel? 989 01:36:38,630 --> 01:36:41,120 I don't think so! -Really? 990 01:36:41,660 --> 01:36:44,040 So we can be harsher. 991 01:37:16,190 --> 01:37:17,960 Brothers! Go! 992 01:37:19,180 --> 01:37:20,680 What? 993 01:37:24,110 --> 01:37:26,380 Be careful! 994 01:37:52,140 --> 01:37:53,580 Watch out! 995 01:37:56,780 --> 01:37:57,800 Shit! 996 01:38:24,310 --> 01:38:26,360 Hurry up! Don't act injured! 997 01:38:26,910 --> 01:38:29,110 You're so smart! I'm fine. 998 01:38:34,670 --> 01:38:37,290 Time is almost out! Use the final attack! 999 01:38:37,740 --> 01:38:39,360 Final attack? 1000 01:39:10,780 --> 01:39:14,220 It's useless for you guys to stall for time. 1001 01:39:14,900 --> 01:39:16,250 Win! 1002 01:39:21,620 --> 01:39:23,130 Shaolin Team. 1003 01:39:23,560 --> 01:39:25,410 Now you have just seven players. 1004 01:39:25,540 --> 01:39:27,490 If you don't have any more substitutes, 1005 01:39:27,550 --> 01:39:30,590 I'll stop the game and you'll forfeit. 1006 01:39:36,380 --> 01:39:38,190 Any substitute players? 1007 01:39:39,910 --> 01:39:42,210 Congratulations. -Thank you. 1008 01:39:44,780 --> 01:39:46,300 My turn! 1009 01:39:47,160 --> 01:39:48,900 I'm the substitute player. 1010 01:39:49,080 --> 01:39:50,660 I'm the goalkeeper. 1011 01:39:57,230 --> 01:39:59,290 Why did you make up as E.T.? 1012 01:40:00,120 --> 01:40:03,010 I don't know how to cut my hair, so it was better that I shaved it. 1013 01:40:03,030 --> 01:40:04,600 For what? 1014 01:40:04,690 --> 01:40:06,220 I want to help you. 1015 01:40:06,280 --> 01:40:07,530 How can you do that? 1016 01:40:07,570 --> 01:40:08,990 Go back to Mars. 1017 01:40:09,020 --> 01:40:10,550 The Earth is too dangerous. 1018 01:40:10,670 --> 01:40:13,360 I really want to help you. Trust me. Let me try. 1019 01:40:13,370 --> 01:40:18,130 No way! -You see, your shoes are broken again. 1020 01:40:20,590 --> 01:40:22,060 Put these on. 1021 01:41:07,600 --> 01:41:09,060 The opposite side. 1022 01:41:21,460 --> 01:41:22,650 Go! 1023 01:41:22,960 --> 01:41:24,190 Great! 1024 01:41:39,510 --> 01:41:41,020 Watch out! 1025 01:43:51,110 --> 01:43:52,460 What happened? 1026 01:43:52,470 --> 01:43:54,040 What happened? 1027 01:43:54,340 --> 01:43:56,960 Boss, watch out! -Damn it! 1028 01:44:00,910 --> 01:44:02,130 Boss! 1029 01:44:04,230 --> 01:44:05,660 Boss! 1030 01:45:30,650 --> 01:45:33,850 Shaolin wins the championship. 1031 01:45:37,730 --> 01:45:40,550 The Evil Team used drugs. Permanent suspension. 1032 01:45:40,560 --> 01:45:43,480 Leader Hung sentenced to 5 years in jail. 1033 01:47:00,190 --> 01:47:02,880 Wait! Stop it! 1034 01:47:27,100 --> 01:47:30,290 Go back to to Mars. The Earth is too dangerous. 1035 01:47:30,830 --> 01:47:33,230 My trades are hundreds of thousand dollars each. 1036 01:47:33,240 --> 01:47:36,070 How can you guys... 1037 01:47:36,210 --> 01:47:37,970 Don't laugh! 1038 01:47:38,370 --> 01:47:40,370 The prize is so great... 1039 01:47:46,280 --> 01:47:49,050 My real occupation is as a post-graduate student. 1040 01:47:49,190 --> 01:47:50,810 Post-graduate student? 1041 01:47:52,860 --> 01:47:55,920 Post-graduate student. 1042 01:47:57,690 --> 01:47:59,990 What are you doing? -Don't touch me! 1043 01:48:00,000 --> 01:48:01,150 Are you mad at me? 1044 01:48:01,160 --> 01:48:03,930 No, I'm not. Why should I be mad at you? 1045 01:48:10,010 --> 01:48:12,410 What's wrong? - Don't touch me! 1046 01:48:12,880 --> 01:48:14,070 Are you mad at me? 1047 01:48:14,210 --> 01:48:15,230 No, I'm not. 1048 01:48:20,880 --> 01:48:21,980 Don't! 1049 01:48:25,920 --> 01:48:30,350 I beg you. Please don't force me. 1050 01:48:35,230 --> 01:48:36,890 Don't! 1051 01:48:38,900 --> 01:48:42,860 Great! I can't even understand one sentence... Sorry! 1052 01:48:53,250 --> 01:48:54,570 Just cleaners. 1053 01:48:54,580 --> 01:48:56,480 Cleaners are also an audience. 1054 01:48:58,490 --> 01:49:01,580 I heard you've a terrific leg. 1055 01:49:04,460 --> 01:49:06,990 This crescent wrench... 1056 01:49:07,130 --> 01:49:09,260 ...is used to hold for turning bolts. 1057 01:49:09,270 --> 01:49:10,790 Yes... 1058 01:49:11,400 --> 01:49:13,830 Our team is greedy, too. 1059 01:49:13,970 --> 01:49:16,800 We're not greedy for money, but for this air... ticket. 1060 01:49:16,810 --> 01:49:19,470 Air ticket? Are you leaving? 1061 01:49:42,400 --> 01:49:46,490 Chun, it's Tin. 1062 01:49:46,640 --> 01:49:50,470 I've kept a secret in my mind for twenty years. 1063 01:49:50,670 --> 01:49:53,370 I love you. 1064 01:49:53,510 --> 01:49:56,140 I'm not Chun. I'm Kung. 1065 01:49:56,280 --> 01:49:58,170 Kung, I'm sorry. 1066 01:49:58,180 --> 01:50:01,340 Please tell your wife what I've just told you. 1067 01:50:01,480 --> 01:50:02,540 Thank you! 1068 01:50:03,305 --> 01:51:03,547 Watch Online Movies and Series for FREE www.osdb.link/lm76719

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