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It's 3:45, Ray.
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These pants are too big.
What's the story here?
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You got to clamp them. Here, turn around.
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- Clamp them?
- Yeah.
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Adjust it like that.
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Well.
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What?
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Here's your problem, you've got no rear end.
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Yeah.
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God, I married Gumby.
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Yeah. That's okay, though...
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because as a couple,
we average at normaI size!
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Hi, I'm Ray, and I live here in Long Island
with my wife, Debra...
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my 6-year-old daughter
and twin 2-year-old boys.
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My parents...
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live across the street. That's right.
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And my brother lives with them.
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Now, not every family
will defy gravity for you...
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but mine would, because...
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Everybody loves Raymond.
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Hey, you didn't...
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And by the way,
the collar goes over the bow tie.
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It does?
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Yes, and the cuff links face out. God.
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This is like dressing a chimp.
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How did you ever get ready
for our wedding?
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Mommy.
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Oh, that's right.
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I had blocked out the fact
that you were 30 and still living at home.
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- Twenty-nine.
- Yeah, whatever.
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By the way, I'm not dancing
at this thing, okay? So don't even ask.
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- Come on! I want to dance with you!
- No.
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When I dance,
people think I'm looking for my keys.
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Yes, but if you dance with me,
then you can look for my keys.
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No. Sorry, no.
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You are so unromantic!
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Well, you know I don't like dancing.
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You know I do like dancing.
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Then why did you marry me?
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Well?
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I'm thinking.
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Okay.
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Okay, all right, coming.
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- Hey, Ray!
- Whoa. No.
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I told you the Knicks would win.
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What do you got to eat?
It's Tuesday. Manicotti, right?
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No, Kevin! No, you're not hungry.
You guys gotta get out of here.
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- You wanna go to the track?
- No.
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Come on, that horse is running,
I know the trainer.
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- Yeah. That doesn't mean he's gonna win.
- Yeah, but we can feed him after.
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You hold your hand flat...
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Guys, please.
Come on, you gotta leave, all right?
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You got to. Debra's coming over.
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Debra. I don't know how you got so lucky.
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I don't either, and I don't need
to draw her attention to it, okay? Come on.
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- She's hot, you know?
- Yeah, I know.
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- No, I mean, she's really hot.
- I know that, Kevin.
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- She is hot. You know, the guys at work...
- All right, guys! I know she's hot!
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Did you tell her Newsday promoted you
to a columnist?
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I'm doing that tonight. Come on!
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Hey, what's the story on the Jell-O?
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It's to go. You've got to take it out.
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We just got here.
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Come on, I'm asking her to marry me.
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- Tonight?
- Yeah.
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Yes, I just got the job so I'm asking her.
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You're asking Debra to marry you tonight?
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Yes.
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What's she gonna say?
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She's gonna say,
"Why are Kevin and Andy here?"
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Come on, guys, you gotta go.
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Where do we go?
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This is all so sudden.
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- Congratulations.
- Yeah, thanks.
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- Hi, guys.
- Hi.
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What's wrong with them?
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They wanted Jell-O, and it's not for them.
I told them.
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Guess what?
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Carrots instead of potato chips. Fatty, huh?
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- It's muscle.
- Hi, fatty. Hi, little heinie.
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Here, that's for you.
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Well, no, wait.
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I told you to get one of your romantic,
mushy movies you always like to see.
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Yeah, but you love this one.
We'll see mine next week.
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It's Planet of the Apes.
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Yeah, but didn't you say that was a classic?
Monkeys riding horses.
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Yeah, I mean, it's classic...
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but, I don't know, you gotta be like
in the mood for it.
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Why don't we just sit?
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I'll sit over here.
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And we'll just... You know what we'll do?
We'll eat some carrot sticks...
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and we'll talk.
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Ray, I told you, I'm not having sex
on your mom's plastic couch.
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But I don't want...
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No, I don't want sex, all right?
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I want a carrot, that's all.
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Okay, we'll go to your room. Come on.
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- What? No, wait. No!
- What do you mean no?
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No, I mean, no for now.
Yes, in a few minutes.
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What do you want?
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All right, just sit down. Sit down.
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Something happened.
I want to show you something.
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This is the early edition
of tomorrow's Newsday...
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and I wanted to show you something
before anybody else knows about it.
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What happened?
Did you do something illegaI?
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No.
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There's this great column.
I want you to read it.
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It's from this new guy. Here it is.
He's a great writer...
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even though he is a little weird-looking.
Look at his picture.
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Yeah, he's weird-looking.
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Oh, my God!
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- God, when did this happen?
- It happened Monday.
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I didn't even tell my family yet.
I wanted you to be the first to see it.
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"More than a game by Raymond Barone. "
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Oh, my God! Oh, Ray!
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I'm so happy for you.
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Whoops!
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Sorry.
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You guys finishing up or just starting?
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Dad! Come on,
what are you doing back here?
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Relax, Romeo, I forgot my driving glasses.
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I would have kept going,
but your mother thinks I hit a deer.
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- Ray, tell your dad.
- No, not now.
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- What, did you break something?
- No.
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Look, Frank.
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Wait, what is it?
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Hey, it's you.
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Yeah, it's his column. He's a columnist.
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Holy crap.
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A columnist?
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But Newsday is like a reaI paper.
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Yeah, well, I guess
I slipped through the cracks.
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Wait, I wanna read this.
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It's not every day a son of mine
amounts to something.
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Dad, please, come on,
Mom's waiting for you in the car now.
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She's fine. I cracked the window.
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Dad, please, give it to me.
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As a boy, sports was the only way
I could connect with my father.
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The first game he took me to
was at Yankee Stadium when I was eight.
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Bobby Murcer homered in
the ninth to win it.
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I thought nothing could be more thrilling.
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Then on the ride home,
my father talked to me.
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He listened. He shared
his passion for sports with me.
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I love sports for many reasons now...
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but I have to say that what drew me
to the games as a young boy...
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"was the ride home. "
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What, are you saying I didn't talk to you?
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What is this? Is that what you're saying?
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That's not what I'm saying.
Now, please, don't read any more.
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Frank, I'm in the car.
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What are you doing reading the newspaper?
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He's reading Ray's column.
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Yeah, I'm reading about how terrible I was.
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Ray's column?
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Your son is the new sports columnist
for Newsday.
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Okay, Mom.
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I knew you'd do it. You're a writer.
I told you he was smart.
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- Let me see that.
- Hey, let go. It's about me.
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Dad, will you please
give me the newspaper?
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- I didn't connect with you?
- Dad, you're not... Give it to me, Dad.
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I'm trying to connect with you.
Get away from me.
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You're not supposed to read it.
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What are you afraid of? I'm finishing this!
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I'm hoping sports will bring me closer
to someone else in my life.
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The person who will be sitting next to me
reading this.
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"Debra, will you marry me?"
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For that last part,
he was supposed to be down on one knee.
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Honey.
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Dad, what did you do?
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What's going on?
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Raymond just asked Debra to marry him.
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Well, technically.
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- And?
- And...
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Yes!
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Congratulations to you both.
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Thank you.
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I'm so pleased.
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- And Raymond got his own column today.
- And his picture in the paper.
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Look at him.
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I can't believe it!
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Read your column.
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Yeah?
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Pretty good.
The stuff about Dad and the ride home.
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Yeah, thanks.
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You know, I was there, too.
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Yeah, I know. I know, I was going
to mention you, but the column's so...
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No.
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Anyway, congratulations on the column.
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And the engagement.
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Thanks.
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I was wondering...
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if you wanted to be best man and all?
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- Me?
- Yeah.
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That would be an honor.
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Good, 'cause you're
definitely in the running.
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- I'm kidding. It's you.
- So, it's me?
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- It's you. You're in.
- You're kidding around.
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- You're in.
- Good. Best man, yeah.
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That'll be good, best man.
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That was crazy. Wasn't that crazy last night?
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God, I couldn't even give Debra the ring.
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Why don't you have Dad give it to her?
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Yeah, I get it.
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I can't believe you proposed
in front all of them.
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- Wait a minute.
- What?
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- What if she wanted to say no?
- What do you mean?
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She was in front of the whole family.
She had to say yes.
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Come on.
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Plus, I put it in the paper.
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Oh, no, why did I do that?
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She couldn't say no.
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Oh, my God. I am a jackass.
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I think you're supposed to put the accent
on the "jack. "
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Oh, God, what did I do?
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I'm like one of those losers at the ball game
that rents a blimp.
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"Marry me, Hilda. " Yeah.
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Hilda can't say no.
They'll throw beer on her.
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Would you stop, okay?
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Think about it. Really. She's hot, right?
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- Yeah, you know, the guys at the precinct...
- Okay.
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So why me? I mean... Well, look at me.
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Look at me, man.
I mean, from the front, all right, I'm okay.
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I can get by from the front.
But look at my profile.
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I'm a flamingo.
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Everybody thinks I'm the weird one.
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No, you know I'm right.
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Raymond, calm down, okay?
Let's look at the facts, all right?
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She comes over,
right away you get a kiss. Always.
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Well, so... I get that from Mom.
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That must be nice, too.
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How about when Debra's sitting
next to you, right?
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She always has to be right up against you.
Holding your hand, playing with your hair.
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You both make me sick.
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You know why she wants
to marry you, Raymond?
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Because she loves you.
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That's why she said yes.
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Maybe.
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Where are you going?
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I've gotta give her another chance to say no.
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Flamingo.
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Yeah.
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So?
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- You feeI different?
- Why? Do you feeI different?
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Of course.
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What? Like doomed?
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Yes, exactly like that.
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Listen.
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Last night, when my father
asked you to marry me...
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and you said yes to my mother...
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I'm wondering if maybe...
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What?
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Well, like maybe you felt pressured.
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Like you were at a ballpark.
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What?
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All right, let me ask you again.
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Okay, nobody's here.
You can say whatever you want.
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Do you really want to marry me?
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Oh, my God!
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Wait, is that for me or for the ring?
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Oh, my God! This is so beautifuI.
261
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But would you still want me
without the ring?
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What are you talking about?
I can't believe this! Look at...
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I can't wait to show everybody.
Wait, I gotta look at this under the light.
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I'm never going to get
a straight answer now.
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- It's gorgeous!
- Give me that ring for a second, please.
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- No. Give me my ring back.
- Wait. Please, wait!
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- Do you really want to marry me?
- What? Yes!
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Take your time!
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Think.
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One more time.
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Do you really wanna marry me?
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Yes, Ray. I really wanna marry you.
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I got the ring!
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I love it. It's great.
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Come here. I gotta show you
all my plans here.
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- Plans? What do you mean?
- Yeah, for the wedding.
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You're already planning the wedding?
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I've been planning it since I was 12.
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You didn't meet me till you were 22.
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Well, you're the last piece of the puzzle.
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Yeah. You're sure that I fit? You're not
like cramming me in there, right?
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Okay, look at this.
These bridesmaids's dresses.
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- Do you like this color?
- Yeah.
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They're great if they're going to jog
to church at night, I guess.
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Come on, this is important.
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So this is all about the wedding.
287
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Of course it's about the wedding.
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Wait a minute. Wait a second.
What if I told you forget about all this?
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Would you still wanna marry me
if we couldn't have a big wedding?
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00:19:10,215 --> 00:19:14,083
- I don't need a big wedding. That's fine.
- Wait, what about what your sister had?
291
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God, that was way too much.
I wouldn't want that anyway.
292
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So, you're not just excited now
about a big wedding?
293
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You'd marry me
even if we had a small wedding?
294
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Listen, if you want a small wedding,
we'll have a small wedding, okay?
295
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You're good with a small wedding?
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Of course.
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- And I'm still honey?
- Yes, you are.
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Okay.
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My parents.
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Oh, boy.
301
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Hello there, son-in-law.
302
00:19:50,722 --> 00:19:53,020
Hello there, you.
303
00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:57,561
You know, on the way down here...
304
00:19:57,629 --> 00:20:01,725
I was busy reading
my favorite sports columnist.
305
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:05,868
Boy, that Mike Lupica can really write.
306
00:20:08,106 --> 00:20:09,869
- Congratulations, Ray.
- Thank you.
307
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,740
I've never been a sports fan, but now...
308
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Go sports!
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Okay.
310
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Look, Mom.
311
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Is that adorable?
312
00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:24,722
- Hey, we gotta talk date.
- Yes.
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I checked, and the country club is
only available on June 3 or the 17.
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It's the big room, dear.
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Of course it's the big room.
316
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Big room, big band, big shrimp.
317
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So like 200, 250 tops.
318
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Two hundred and fifty? People?
319
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Yeah. Why? What did you have in mind?
320
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A small wedding. Like, 20 people.
321
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Well, okay, 20 each.
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Forty?
323
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You said a small wedding. You said
you didn't care about a big wedding.
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Ray, but 40 people is not a wedding.
That's like a barbecue.
325
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So you do care about the wedding.
326
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Honey, I told you I've been imagining this
since I was 12 years old.
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You knew 200 people when you were 12?
328
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You know, last month, I was at a wedding
where they released doves.
329
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I can't believe you said that.
330
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I have a picture of it right here.
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Doves?
332
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- Have you picked out your colors yet?
- I wanted to talk to you about that.
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And the centerpieces.
Do you know what they're doing now?
334
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The base is a fishbowI.
335
00:21:36,261 --> 00:21:38,889
- With fish in it?
- Of course with fish in it.
336
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That would be so great.
337
00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:43,197
So, ladies, the 3rd or the 17th?
338
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Seventeenth.
339
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:46,664
The chocolatier isn't available till then.
340
00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:49,468
Yes, and that'll give me a chance
to do another fitting.
341
00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:52,032
Ralph, it's Warren. Big room.
342
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The 17th. Right.
343
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:03,015
I'm invited, right?
344
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,120
No, of course we can have it.
345
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- Daddy will pay.
- Okay.
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Next time, on Everybody Loves Raymond:
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- He has a wonderfuI sense of humor.
- Really?
348
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:24,574
- He thinks you are a moron.
- Well, you're marrying me.
349
00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:25,905
Yeah, I know!
350
00:22:26,311 --> 00:22:27,744
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