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I made the mistake of
bringing the cute boy home
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where my dear family lives.
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He wasn't that cute.
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Get out.
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Anyway, still waiting
on that first kiss.
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But there's a dance this Friday
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Where the girls ask the guys,
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And this time I'm going
to make sure I get it.
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Get what, honey?
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Oh, my first A+
in Science, Daddy.
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That's my girl.
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Hey, Dad, great news.
I got a job.
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Stop right there. I'm having
the greatest dream of my life.
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The school's gonna pay me 100 bucks
to D.J. at the dance on Friday.
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The dream continues.
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I just need you to
give me 200 dollars
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To rent the D.J. equipment.
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And now I'm awake.
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Hey, what was I doing
in the dream?
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You weren't saying anything, which
is why I thought it was a dream.
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P.J., why would you take a job
where you're gonna lose money?
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Does everything always
have to be about money?
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Are you giving me the 200?
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Sorry, son. You're gonna have to come
up with the money some other way.
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Like how?
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Oh, I know.
Get a job.
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I'll be right back.
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Wait, where's your sister?
Don't bother her, Emmett.
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Okay, where shouldn't
I bother her?
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In the kitchen.
All right.
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Hey, Teddy bear.
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Hey, Emmett.
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You know this dance this Friday
night is "Girls Ask Guys," right?
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You're a girl.
I'm a guy.
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Something you want to ask me?
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Okay, Emmett, listen,
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P.J. is my brother
and you're his best friend.
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So in a way you're kind of
like my brother too.
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And I can't go to the dance
with my brother.
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You can see why that
would be wrong, right?
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This is the longest
conversation we've ever had.
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Did you hear
anything I just said?
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Something about wanting to go
to the dance with a brother.
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Emmett, I want you to
listen to me very carefully.
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I'm not going to ask
you to the dance.
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When you touch me
it feels like electricity.
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♪ Today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ Running late, and Dad jokes ♪
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♪ Has anybody seen my left shoe ♪
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♪ Close my eyes, take a bite ♪
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♪ Grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪
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♪ There it is up on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there, I survived ♪
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♪ So just take my advice ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby,
things are crazy ♪
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♪ But I know your future's bright ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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♪ There's no maybe ♪
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♪ Everything turns out all right ♪
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♪ Sure life is up and down ♪
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♪ But trust me,
it comes back all around ♪
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♪ You're gonna love
who you turn out to be ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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Hi, kids.
Hey, Mom.
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Come on, Charlie,
let's go see daddy.
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You know what
I realized today?
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Charlie's never
played laser tag.
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I bet she'd enjoy doing
that on Friday night.
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Oh, how very sweet
and unselfish of you.
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But Charlie's gonna be
with us Friday night.
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It's your school's open house.
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Right.
Forgot about that.
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Well, we haven't.
Dad and I can't wait
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To meet this miracle worker...
Mrs. Mellish.
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She's the first teacher who hasn't
called to complain about you.
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Are you sure he's actually
going to school?
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Mom, you've been
to so many open houses.
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And you'd love laser tag.
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It's like a workout
but you get to shoot stuff.
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Oh, come on, we can play
laser tag anytime.
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Meeting a teacher that has
no problems with you...
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that may never happen again.
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This is bad.
What's bad?
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The only reason I haven't
been getting in trouble
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is that I told my teacher, Mom
and Dad have been fighting a lot.
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That actually works?
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You also have to give
the teacher one of these.
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Wow, that's good.
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I almost hugged you.
And I never want to hug you.
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Works even better
on Mrs. Mellish.
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Any time I do something wrong...
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Mommy and Daddy
were fighting again.
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Well, I guess your evil plan is
gonna be over on Friday night,
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'cause Mom and Dad
won't be fighting.
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Or will they?
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So who are you asking
to the dance?
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Okay, here's a hint.
He's really cute and...
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You ladies talking
about me again?
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You know I'm not
talking about you,
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since I dumped your sorry
butt a long time ago.
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That's not how me and
my sorry butt remember it.
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Remind me again why
you ever went out with him.
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Only one way to explain it...
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Brain fart.
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Brain fart.
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So who's this cutie
you're gonna ask?
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Spencer.
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Oh, right,
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"Mr. Almost First Kiss."
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You'd better get moving on that.
Your window is closing.
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What window?
The window of opportunity.
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Oh, thanks.
That really clears things up.
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T, you almost kissed
this guy,
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but nothing happened
since then.
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If you don't act soon, you're
doomed to be just friends.
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I like Spencer, he likes me,
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and I'll ask him
when the time is right.
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That better be
right now, chica,
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Because Lauren Sandoval
is gonna ask him.
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Lauren would never do that to me.
She's too good a friend.
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There's your good friend right now.
Where?
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Walking up to Spencer.
What? That little witch!
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Yeah!
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Oh, Lauren,
you poor thing.
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What a horrible, ugly
tomatoey mess you are.
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Come on, pizza face,
let's get you cleaned up.
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Come on.
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Oh, Spencer, hey.
Didn't see you there.
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Hi, Teddy.
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Boy, that pizza really
came out of nowhere, huh?
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Yeah.
Nice shot.
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It's all in the wrist.
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Now tell me again
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and don't leave out
a single detail...
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what exactly did Spencer say
when you asked him?
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He said,
and I quote,
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"okay."
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Oh, wouldn't it
be so romantic
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if I got my first kiss
during a slow dance?
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That could happen
if you don't wear
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that red polkadot thing that
makes you look like a clown.
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No no, you're right.
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I should dress more subtle
and understated,
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like you.
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That's all I'm saying.
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Now I just have to figure out
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How Spencer and I are
gonna get to the dance.
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How are you
getting there?
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I haven't asked anyone yet.
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I'm still trying to decide
between five guys.
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Well, do any of them drive?
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Let's see...
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Sophomore, freshman,
sophomore,
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eighth-grader I don't
really want to talk about,
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and sophomore.
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So no, no drivers on the list.
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That's too bad, because if you
could find somebody who drives
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then Spencer and I
could double with you.
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Yeah, consider it done.
I'll just expand my list
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and lower my standards
a little bit.
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Lower than the eighth grade?
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You want a ride or not?
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Okay, they say it's gonna
be chilly tonight.
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I want to make sure
you're nice and toasty.
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Did I remember
to change your diaper?
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I'm gonna go
with yes.
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Are you ready to go?
Yeah.
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It is gonna be so nice
to go to an open house
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and not to have to
hear the words
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"Oh, you're
Gabe's parents."
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Mom, are you
wearing perfume?
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I am.
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What?
You don't like it?
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Oh, I like it, but...
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But what?
Does someone else not like it?
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I don't want to get
Dad in trouble.
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Wait, Dad says he doesn't
like my perfume?
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He doesn't just say it.
He makes a face too.
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And sometimes there's gagging.
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Well, that's interesting.
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Has your father shared
anything else with you
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About how I disgust him?
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I've said too much already.
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Oh, okay.
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Okay.
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Nice jacket, Dad.
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Isn't it? Got my company
logo right there...
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free advertising and
a great conversation starter.
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Does Mom know
you're wearing it?
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Oh, I've been dressing
myself for some time now.
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So no, I didn't run it by her.
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Oh, I guess she'll just
have to live with it.
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Why?
Is there a problem?
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I don't want
to get Mom in trouble,
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but just between us,
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She thinks you talk
too much about your job.
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I talk too much
about my job...
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the same job that puts a
roof over your mother's head?
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Hey, I'm on your side.
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So what else does she say
about me behind my back?
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I've said too much already.
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Come on, guys. Gotta go.
Gonna be late.
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Well, we're taking
the bug truck,
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if that's okay with you.
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As long as the windows work.
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I don't want to trigger
anyone's gag reflex.
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Women.
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Hey, good luck at your
open house tonight.
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Good luck at whatever
you're dressed so weird for.
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Look at you.
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Oh, no, look at you.
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Well, I wish I was
someone else
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so I could look at both of us.
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So where's your date?
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Parking the car.
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Oh, I like it.
Who is he?
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Okay, about that... there's
something you should know...
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'Sup?
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Emmett, would you excuse
us for a minute real quick?
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Okay, just...
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Emmett?
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We needed transportation.
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It was either Emmett
or an eighth-grader
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with a skateboard.
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Let's just go have
a good time, okay?
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Shall we?
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Teddy bear.
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Grizzly bear.
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You look really nice.
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You are really nice.
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Thanks.
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Whose car is this?
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My grandpa's. He thinks I'm
at the store getting bread.
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But instead you'll be at
the dance getting nothing.
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Wow, looks like
my seat belt's broken.
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Maybe I should sit
in the middle.
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Is that okay?
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Yeah.
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'Cause I'm all about safety.
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Teddy, you're
blocking my view.
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You mind moving away
from Spencer?
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Big guy,
lean the other way.
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More.
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More.
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00:13:06,759 --> 00:13:09,294
Emmett, if he leans any more,
he'll fall out of the car.
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More.
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Well, this is my classroom.
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Mrs. Mellish looks busy. Maybe
we should come back next year.
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Whoa, P-U alert.
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I get it, okay?
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00:13:32,784 --> 00:13:35,953
I'm talking about Charlie's
diaper. What's her problem?
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Heck if I know.
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And for your information,
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Some people find that scent
very pleasant.
255
00:13:43,794 --> 00:13:46,696
A full diaper?
256
00:13:46,697 --> 00:13:48,598
I'm gonna be back
in a minute.
257
00:13:48,599 --> 00:13:51,500
I'm gonna go change Charlie, okay?
Okay.
258
00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:54,503
Hi, Gabe.
Hi, Mrs. Mellish.
259
00:13:54,504 --> 00:13:56,505
How is my brave
little soldier?
260
00:13:56,506 --> 00:14:00,276
Not good. Mom and Dad
are fighting again.
261
00:14:00,277 --> 00:14:01,710
Oh, you poor thing.
262
00:14:01,711 --> 00:14:03,712
They've been fighting all week.
263
00:14:03,713 --> 00:14:08,518
I don't think I can get that
book report into you by Tuesday.
264
00:14:08,519 --> 00:14:11,020
That's okay, dear.
265
00:14:11,021 --> 00:14:13,188
You take all the
time you need.
266
00:14:13,189 --> 00:14:15,224
I don't need time.
267
00:14:15,225 --> 00:14:17,592
I need happiness.
268
00:14:39,515 --> 00:14:42,117
All right. That song
was brought to you
269
00:14:42,118 --> 00:14:43,986
by Freddy's Stereo Hut.
270
00:14:43,987 --> 00:14:46,989
"When you're ready to rock
steady, go see Freddy."
271
00:14:46,990 --> 00:14:49,958
P.J., what's with
all the commercials?
272
00:14:49,959 --> 00:14:51,627
That's how I'm paying
for all the equipment.
273
00:14:51,628 --> 00:14:53,128
I got some sponsors
to buy advertising.
274
00:14:53,129 --> 00:14:55,130
Who would buy
advertising from you?
275
00:14:55,131 --> 00:14:57,066
You'd be surprised.
276
00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:59,702
This next one is
brought to you by Mom
277
00:14:59,703 --> 00:15:01,637
who gave me 20 bucks.
278
00:15:01,638 --> 00:15:03,673
Mom... when you
absolutely, positively
279
00:15:03,674 --> 00:15:06,108
can't get any more money
out of Dad.
280
00:15:11,415 --> 00:15:13,817
Bob, come here, honey, look.
281
00:15:15,687 --> 00:15:17,421
Look at this picture
Gabe drew.
282
00:15:17,422 --> 00:15:20,324
Isn't that sweet?
283
00:15:20,325 --> 00:15:22,526
Yeah, it sure is.
You know what, honey?
284
00:15:22,527 --> 00:15:24,495
I guess we're doing
something right.
285
00:15:24,496 --> 00:15:26,597
Would you look at that?
286
00:15:26,598 --> 00:15:29,299
Gabe, it seems like your
parents are getting along.
287
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:31,102
I'm gonna go
introduce myself.
288
00:15:31,103 --> 00:15:33,905
Gotta think.
Gotta think.
289
00:15:40,045 --> 00:15:42,246
It's go time, Ricky.
290
00:15:43,882 --> 00:15:46,884
Excuse me, lady. You've
got a rat on your shoulder.
291
00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:50,054
Rat on the loose!
292
00:15:50,055 --> 00:15:52,557
Remain calm.
Remain calm.
293
00:15:52,558 --> 00:15:54,926
Remain calm.
Remain calm.
294
00:15:57,663 --> 00:16:00,565
Spencer, could you get
me some punch, please?
295
00:16:00,566 --> 00:16:03,301
Sure.
I'll be right back.
296
00:16:03,302 --> 00:16:06,071
Emmett, why don't you
go get me some punch too?
297
00:16:06,072 --> 00:16:08,173
What, your feet don't work?
298
00:16:09,075 --> 00:16:12,544
Ice or no ice?
Surprise me.
299
00:16:12,545 --> 00:16:14,613
I think it's time
for me to make my move.
300
00:16:14,614 --> 00:16:16,314
Go get that kiss, girl.
301
00:16:17,483 --> 00:16:19,918
Hey, P.J., put on
a slow song, okay?
302
00:16:19,919 --> 00:16:21,386
You got it, sis.
303
00:16:21,387 --> 00:16:25,022
Okay, we're gonna
bring it down now,
304
00:16:25,023 --> 00:16:29,059
just like you should bring
yourselves down to Wally's Waffles.
305
00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:32,896
Tell them P.J. sent you. You
can get a free pat of butter.
306
00:16:35,666 --> 00:16:38,869
Here you go.
Oh, thanks.
307
00:16:38,870 --> 00:16:40,637
Let's dance.
308
00:16:50,348 --> 00:16:52,450
Yo, quick, throw on
some hip-hop.
309
00:16:52,451 --> 00:16:56,454
But I just started this song.
Now.
310
00:16:56,455 --> 00:16:59,858
Okay, this next one is
brought to you by Emmett.
311
00:16:59,859 --> 00:17:01,827
Emmett... he's...
312
00:17:01,828 --> 00:17:04,797
Standing right there.
313
00:18:46,538 --> 00:18:48,940
What just happened?
314
00:18:48,941 --> 00:18:51,642
Emmett stole my date.
315
00:18:53,345 --> 00:18:56,146
Back we go, little guy,
316
00:18:56,147 --> 00:18:59,149
Safe and sound.
317
00:18:59,150 --> 00:19:02,218
Boy, really tired.
We should go.
318
00:19:02,219 --> 00:19:05,989
Thank you, Mr. Duncan.
That was very impressive.
319
00:19:05,990 --> 00:19:08,291
Well, when you've been
in the pest control biz
320
00:19:08,292 --> 00:19:10,193
as long as I have, you...
321
00:19:10,194 --> 00:19:14,196
you know, I really
shouldn't talk about my work.
322
00:19:14,197 --> 00:19:16,165
it, uh, bugs my wife.
323
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:18,634
No, it doesn't.
Why would you think that?
324
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,168
Because Gabe told me it did.
325
00:19:20,169 --> 00:19:24,272
Charlie looks more
tired than me, so...
326
00:19:24,273 --> 00:19:26,140
Gabe told me you
hated my perfume.
327
00:19:26,141 --> 00:19:27,942
I never said that.
What are you talking about?
328
00:19:27,943 --> 00:19:29,777
Oh, please don't
do this here.
329
00:19:29,778 --> 00:19:32,012
Isn't it bad enough
that poor Gabe has to listen
330
00:19:32,013 --> 00:19:34,348
to you two constantly
fighting at home?
331
00:19:34,349 --> 00:19:37,718
We don't fight at home.
We're very happy.
332
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,821
Look at this picture
Gabe drew of our family.
333
00:19:39,822 --> 00:19:41,656
That's not his.
334
00:19:41,657 --> 00:19:43,225
That's Gabe M's.
335
00:19:43,226 --> 00:19:45,828
This is Gabe D's.
336
00:19:48,899 --> 00:19:51,267
That's disturbing.
337
00:19:51,268 --> 00:19:55,572
Mrs. Mellish, I assure you
we're a very loving family.
338
00:19:55,573 --> 00:19:57,774
Gabe, get your butt over here.
339
00:19:59,510 --> 00:20:02,412
Now why would you tell your
teacher that we're fighting at home?
340
00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:06,449
So I could get out
of doing my work.
341
00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:08,151
I'm in big trouble, right?
342
00:20:08,152 --> 00:20:09,952
Oh, yeah!
343
00:20:09,953 --> 00:20:14,189
Have all your overdue assignments
on my desk Monday morning.
344
00:20:14,190 --> 00:20:16,524
But that'll take me
the whole weekend.
345
00:20:16,525 --> 00:20:19,929
You poor thing.
346
00:20:21,031 --> 00:20:24,634
Get your coat.
We're leaving.
347
00:20:24,635 --> 00:20:26,970
I can't believe we let him
play us like that.
348
00:20:26,971 --> 00:20:29,907
I know. How could I ever think
you didn't like my perfume?
349
00:20:29,908 --> 00:20:32,477
Well, it's not my favorite.
350
00:20:32,478 --> 00:20:37,449
Said the guy with the cartoon
cockroach on his blazer.
351
00:20:40,687 --> 00:20:42,988
It's an ant.
352
00:20:42,989 --> 00:20:45,625
Man, your jerking is dope.
353
00:20:45,626 --> 00:20:47,993
Man, your popping... sick.
354
00:20:47,994 --> 00:20:52,197
I'd like to pop
both of these jerks.
355
00:20:52,198 --> 00:20:54,266
Sorry you didn't
get that kiss.
356
00:20:54,267 --> 00:20:57,135
Yeah, well, the night's
not over yet.
357
00:20:57,136 --> 00:20:59,104
Follow my lead.
358
00:20:59,105 --> 00:21:01,774
Hey, what's that noise?
359
00:21:01,775 --> 00:21:03,042
What noise?
360
00:21:03,043 --> 00:21:05,611
The noise Teddy
is talking about.
361
00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:07,946
Sounds like it's coming
from the back of the car.
362
00:21:07,947 --> 00:21:10,983
Yeah, I hear it too.
It sounds bad.
363
00:21:10,984 --> 00:21:13,753
You should probably
pull over and check it out.
364
00:21:13,754 --> 00:21:15,788
I'm telling you...
Stop the car!
365
00:21:18,258 --> 00:21:21,227
Just come on, I'll show you
where the noise is coming from.
366
00:21:21,228 --> 00:21:23,663
I know where the noise
is coming from.
367
00:21:23,664 --> 00:21:25,598
You want to keep that head?
368
00:21:25,599 --> 00:21:28,467
I suggest you not do that again.
369
00:21:39,413 --> 00:21:41,647
Oh, sorry, sorry.
370
00:21:43,716 --> 00:21:47,620
In my head that went
a lot smoother.
371
00:21:49,823 --> 00:21:51,691
Hello there.
372
00:21:51,692 --> 00:21:53,359
Hi.
373
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:55,761
Look, I'm sorry
I got so caught up
374
00:21:55,762 --> 00:21:57,597
With Emmett
and the dancing.
375
00:21:57,598 --> 00:22:00,066
I kind of like the way
things were going before then.
376
00:22:00,067 --> 00:22:01,900
Yeah, me too.
377
00:22:01,901 --> 00:22:03,869
I'm glad we got to go
to the dance together.
378
00:22:03,870 --> 00:22:06,938
I was a little nervous because
Ivy said my window was closing.
379
00:22:06,939 --> 00:22:09,407
And then Lauren Sandoval almost
asked you. And then Ivy and Emmett
380
00:22:09,408 --> 00:22:11,808
showed up at my house and I was like,
"Oh, no. How is this gonna work?"
381
00:22:11,809 --> 00:22:13,577
And I just...
382
00:22:17,415 --> 00:22:21,351
That was a really nice way
of telling me to shut up.
383
00:22:29,427 --> 00:22:32,630
Well, Charlie, I finally
got my first kiss tonight
384
00:22:32,631 --> 00:22:34,565
and now I can't stop smiling.
385
00:22:34,566 --> 00:22:36,500
Who knew that
Emmett's grandpa's car
386
00:22:36,501 --> 00:22:40,705
would turn out to be the most
romantic place in the world?
387
00:22:40,706 --> 00:22:43,608
Okay, I'm gonna try
and stop smiling.
388
00:22:48,748 --> 00:22:52,251
No, I can't do it.
389
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,300
Man, look at that girl work it.
390
00:23:02,324 --> 00:23:04,324
Wow.. I thought we were good.
391
00:23:04,348 --> 00:23:05,628
Not as good as that.
392
00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:07,232
She got it goin' on.
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