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Okay, relax.
I didn't get it on video.
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Okay, you're my
best friend again.
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Anyways, I wanted to capture
your first steps on tape
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But every time I put
the camera on you,
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All I see is this.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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And nothing.
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Same thing happened
with the poop.
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♪ Today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ Running late, and Dad jokes ♪
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♪ Has anybody seen my left shoe ♪
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♪ Close my eyes, take a bite ♪
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♪ Grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪
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♪ There it is up on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there, I survived ♪
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♪ So just take my advice ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby,
things are crazy ♪
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♪ But I know your future's bright ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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♪ There's no maybe ♪
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♪ Everything turns out all right ♪
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♪ Sure life is up and down ♪
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♪ But trust me,
it comes back all around ♪
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♪ You're gonna love
who you turn out to be ♪
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♪ Hang in there, Baby ♪
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Girls, girls, come here.
Check it out.
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It's an old
video of me.
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Lots of videotaping
in this family.
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You guys sure do
like yourselves.
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It's from my old glory days
back at South High.
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No way, Mrs. D.
You went to our school?
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No, you're going
to my school.
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Whoa whoa, there I am...
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The school mascot.
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You were that
big sheep thing?
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Not a sheep.
A ram.
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Rammy the Wammy.
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Here it is...
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My famous Wammy Wiggle.
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Listen to the crowd.
They love me.
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Well, sure.
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Everybody loves
a dancing sheep.
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Again,
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It's a ram.
It has horns.
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It sure looks like
a lot of fun, Mom.
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You really think so?
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Yeah yeah.
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Do you think I'd say
something like that
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Just to humor you?
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I'm so happy to hear that
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Because they're holding
mascot tryouts this week.
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But, Mom, you've already
been Wammy.
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Why would you
try out again?
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I'm talking about you.
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Please tell me "you" is Ivy.
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Think about it, Teddy.
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You would be the first ever
second-generation Wammy.
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I've been dreaming about this
since you were born.
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According to the internet,
sheep can have horns.
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Look, I don't want to put
any pressure on you.
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It's your decision. You do
not have to do this for me.
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I don't?
No.
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You'll do it for us.
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Hey.
What are you doing?
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Watching all my old
Wammy videos with Teddy.
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Teddy?
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You're missing
all the good parts.
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What am I saying?
They're all good parts.
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Except for this one.
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Remember this, Bob?
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Oh, how can I forget?
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The night the North High
barbarian took you down.
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I hated that guy.
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Even for a barbarian,
he was a jerk.
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You remember the time
those goons from North High
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Grabbed you, took you
on a little joyride?
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Every Wammy's worst nightmare.
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You know what?
I can't even watch it.
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It's too painful
even now.
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Oh, wait,
this is a good part.
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Come here, kids.
You're gonna love this.
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Recognize that guy?
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Is that P.J.?
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Nope, that's me.
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You mean that thin guy with
a full head of hear is you?
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Yep.
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So that means
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I'm gonna look like you
when I get old.
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Oh, I stopped looking
like that when I was 25.
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But that's only
eight years from now.
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Enjoy it while you got it.
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If I were you, I'd marry young.
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What are you doing in here?
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Not being out there.
What tape is she up to?
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Volume three,
"Wammy Behind the Mask."
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Dad, she wants me to try out.
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Oh, boy. I knew
this day was coming.
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But I don't want
to be a mascot.
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I'll be the biggest dork in school.
You gotta help me out here.
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What do you want me to do?
Can't you talk to her?
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Yeah, okay.
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I'll do that, honey,
right after I mention
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that her favorite pants
make her look fat.
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Who looks fat?
Mother.
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Hey, we almost ended
at the same time.
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Only because I dropped
one of my sticks.
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Did you see Charlie?
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She was totally rocking out.
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Is she amazing or what?
She's okay.
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Okay? What is that
supposed to mean?
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You guys are always
going on and on
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about what a super
baby Charlie is.
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Man, I got a nephew Mason.
Now that's a baby.
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What's so great
about Mason?
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Well, for one thing
he's a stud at peek-a-boo.
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Come on, Charlie can play
peek-a-boo with her eyes closed.
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That's how you play
peek-a-boo.
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What else you got?
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Well, Mason's an incredibly
fast crawler.
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Not as fast as Charlie.
She's like a cat.
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Mason sleeps at night
with a rabbit...
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not a stuffed one,
one that he caught.
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So you think
Mason's faster.
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I think Charlie's faster.
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There's only one way
to settle this.
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We challenge you
to a baby race.
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Oh, it is on.
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And you're gonna be sorry
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because Mason rhymes with racin'.
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We'll take our chances.
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In the meantime, you might want
to take a good look at this,
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because that's all you and
Mason are gonna be seeing.
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I can't believe
you're trying out for Wammy.
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The whole idea
behind this friendship
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was for you to make me
more popular,
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Not less popular.
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Okay, relax.
I said I had to try out.
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I didn't say I had to do well.
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All right, people.
Time for Wammy tryouts.
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First up, Teddy Duncan.
I'm Teddy.
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Daughter of Amy Duncan,
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the second finest Wammy
this school has ever seen.
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Who was the first?
You're looking at her.
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Let's do this thing!
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All right, Duncan,
let me set the scene for you.
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The team is down by eight.
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You need to get
that crowd jazzed up.
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Now give me what you got!
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Come on, crowd, jazz up.
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I am not feeling that.
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Moving on.
How's your dancing?
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You tell me.
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What was that?
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That was interpretive dancing.
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That piece was called
"Spring Day."
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I can also show you
"Global Warming"
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Or "Dogs Wow!"
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Dancing... question mark.
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Question mark?
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That stuck, exclamation point!
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All right, Duncan,
one more thing.
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Take that flag there
and fire up that crowd.
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There's something wrong
with that flag.
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Duncan, that was
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absolutely terrible, all of it.
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It's okay.
I know what you're gonna say.
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Congratulations, Wammy.
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But I was awful.
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Yeah, but you're
the only one who tried out.
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See you at the big game.
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I can't believe this.
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Well, in hindsight,
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I guess we should have noticed
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that nobody else was here.
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Hey, Gabe, do me a favor.
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Check the back of my head.
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Does it look like I'm going bald?
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Well, it's tempting to say yes,
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So yes.
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Seriously?
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No.
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Your hair is as full
and stupid-looking as ever.
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Thank you.
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You're a good brother.
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Is this why you wanted me
to come down here?
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No, it is time
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to train Charlie
for the baby race.
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Charlie?
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I thought the baby race
was gonna be
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You and Emmett in diapers.
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Now I've lost interest.
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Okay, Turbo Baby,
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let's see what you've got.
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Looks like I've got
a little work to do.
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There she is.
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Hi, Mom.
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Hi, Wammy.
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Oh, did Miss Covington call you?
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No, it's on the school website.
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Already? There's not a
picture up of me, is there?
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There is now.
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I just sent one in.
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And I've got
a big surprise for you.
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I kept it at the end
of my last season.
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It's been sitting
in the back of the shed
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for the last 20 years.
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00:11:09,848 --> 00:11:12,583
Then I can't wait
to put it on my head.
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Come on.
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Get it on there, girl.
We've got some work to do.
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Teddy, you look
so beautiful.
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Smells like armpit
in here.
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I know.
You'll get used to it.
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Okay, I'm gonna
teach you
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Some of my signature
Wammy moves.
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You gotta hit it hard, girl.
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Now you gotta
keep in rhythm.
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And the best way to do that
is with the Wammy wiggle.
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A-five, six, seven, eight!
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Now we're gonna build
on that move. You ready?
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We're gonna get our steam
up. It goes like this.
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Whoo, ah-whoo,
ah-whoo.
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No no, sweetheart.
You lost your wiggle.
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If you try to get your
steam up without the wiggle,
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you'll just look
like a fool out there.
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Sure wouldn't want that
to happen.
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Next I want you
to jump up in the air
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And you gotta land
with your arms forming
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A big "W".
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That's really cute.
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No no no, Teddy.
It's all in the elbows.
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You're not vammy.
You're not hammy.
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You're Wammy!
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Okay, girl, you do it.
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Now dig deep
and let your fire fly!
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I can't do this.
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Sure you can. You just gotta practice.
Wammy wasn't built in a day.
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No, I don't want to do this.
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What?
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I don't want to be hammy
or vammy or Wammy!
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I quit.
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Hey, what did you
do to your mother?
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I told her I didn't'
want to be a Wammy.
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I was just being honest with her.
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Honest?
What are you thinking?
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How's she taking it?
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Not well.
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She's lying in bed with
her Wammy head on,
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stuffing tissues up her snout.
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I don't know.
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Maybe being Wammy was cool
when you guys were in school...
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Are you kidding me?
It was never cool.
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Your mom just
didn't know that.
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How could she
not know that?
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Did she spend all four years of
high school wearing that giant head?
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It was her yearbook picture.
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Look, Teddy, if you don't
go to that big game
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There's gonna be no Wammy,
258
00:13:46,850 --> 00:13:49,618
and that is gonna break
your mother's heart.
259
00:13:49,619 --> 00:13:51,854
Dad, I just don't want
to look stupid.
260
00:13:51,855 --> 00:13:55,157
Look, you're gonna let your mom
and everybody at school down
261
00:13:55,158 --> 00:13:57,226
because you're afraid
of looking stupid?
262
00:13:57,227 --> 00:14:00,029
Yes, thank you
for understanding.
263
00:14:00,030 --> 00:14:04,333
Honey, I'm not gonna
tell you what to do.
264
00:14:04,334 --> 00:14:06,235
But just remember,
265
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,237
sometimes the right decision
266
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:10,606
can feel like the wrong decision.
267
00:14:10,607 --> 00:14:13,609
And the hard decision
can be the best decision.
268
00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:15,377
But the good decision...
269
00:14:15,378 --> 00:14:19,481
Oh, come on,
please just be Wammy!
270
00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:31,860
Hey, Wammy.
Going somewhere?
271
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,464
Ever been to North High?
'Cause I was thinking
272
00:14:35,465 --> 00:14:37,800
we could all take a little trip.
273
00:14:38,835 --> 00:14:41,236
It's about to charge.
Get it!
274
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:46,341
Oh, this is
the greatest prank ever!
275
00:14:54,884 --> 00:14:58,153
All right, let's see what nerd
is wearing the costume this year.
276
00:15:02,659 --> 00:15:05,994
Dude, Wammy's old.
277
00:15:05,995 --> 00:15:10,566
Wammy is not old.
Wammy had four kids.
278
00:15:18,174 --> 00:15:20,609
I didn't see her.
Your mom's not in there.
279
00:15:20,610 --> 00:15:22,478
I can't believe it.
280
00:15:22,479 --> 00:15:24,813
She's the only reason
I'm doing this stupid thing.
281
00:15:24,814 --> 00:15:26,682
Well, let's get out
of here.
282
00:15:26,683 --> 00:15:30,252
Duncan, the gym's
this way.
283
00:15:30,253 --> 00:15:33,255
Let me look at you.
284
00:15:33,256 --> 00:15:36,125
Not you... Wammy.
Put on the head.
285
00:15:38,595 --> 00:15:41,063
Oh, you look so much
like your mother.
286
00:15:43,133 --> 00:15:45,334
Showtime!
287
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:48,270
I'm right behind you, T.
Got your back.
288
00:16:03,186 --> 00:16:06,989
Gentlemen, start your babies.
289
00:16:08,691 --> 00:16:10,826
Go!
290
00:16:15,665 --> 00:16:16,799
And they're off!
291
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,101
Oh, look, Mason.
292
00:16:19,102 --> 00:16:22,037
Come to the peaches.
293
00:16:22,038 --> 00:16:26,041
Come to Mommy.
Come to Mommy.
294
00:16:26,042 --> 00:16:30,879
Mason got the early lead.
Charlie's bringing up the rear.
295
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:34,149
Look at my boy go.
He's barely breaking a sweat.
296
00:16:34,150 --> 00:16:36,451
At the halfway mark it's Mason,
followed by Charlie.
297
00:16:36,452 --> 00:16:39,655
Come on, Charlie.
You can do it.
298
00:16:39,656 --> 00:16:42,424
Coming down the home stretch.
It's still Mason in the lead.
299
00:16:42,425 --> 00:16:45,427
Come on, Charlie.
It's now or never.
300
00:16:50,733 --> 00:16:53,135
And the winner is...
301
00:16:53,136 --> 00:16:55,838
Charlie!
302
00:17:04,547 --> 00:17:08,016
Oh my gosh! Charlie, you
just took your first steps.
303
00:17:08,017 --> 00:17:10,152
Not your best day, Mason.
304
00:17:10,153 --> 00:17:13,121
What went wrong out there?
305
00:17:13,122 --> 00:17:16,558
We'll be back
when we learn how to walk.
306
00:17:24,267 --> 00:17:27,035
Can you please
take me back to the gym?
307
00:17:27,036 --> 00:17:29,738
No way.
Not till the game's over.
308
00:17:29,739 --> 00:17:33,308
Okay, can you
take me home then?
309
00:17:33,309 --> 00:17:35,310
I don't even care
about the game, guys.
310
00:17:35,311 --> 00:17:37,713
North High, South High...
what's the difference?
311
00:17:37,714 --> 00:17:39,915
Only one thing...
312
00:17:39,916 --> 00:17:42,618
North High rules!
Yeah!
313
00:17:42,619 --> 00:17:44,653
Yeah, baby!
314
00:17:44,654 --> 00:17:46,355
Okay, whatever.
315
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:48,824
Look, if we're gonna drive
around in circles for hours,
316
00:17:48,825 --> 00:17:51,293
can I at least use the bathroom?
Can't you hold it?
317
00:17:51,294 --> 00:17:54,129
I've had four kids.
I pee when I sneeze.
318
00:17:54,130 --> 00:17:56,498
Gross.
319
00:17:56,499 --> 00:17:57,866
Pull over.
320
00:17:59,002 --> 00:18:01,870
Thank you.
You're such a gentleman.
321
00:18:13,683 --> 00:18:16,418
South High rules!
322
00:18:22,558 --> 00:18:24,693
Safety first.
323
00:18:25,828 --> 00:18:28,530
Ram on the lam!
324
00:18:34,604 --> 00:18:36,405
Staring at my baldness
325
00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:37,973
Ain't gonna stop your baldness.
326
00:18:37,974 --> 00:18:41,076
I just can't believe
that's gonna happen to me.
327
00:18:41,077 --> 00:18:43,111
Would you stop focusing
on the negatives?
328
00:18:43,112 --> 00:18:46,048
Think about the positives.
Like what?
329
00:18:46,049 --> 00:18:49,718
You're gonna have a large
baseball cap collection.
330
00:18:49,719 --> 00:18:52,454
You're gonna save on shampoo.
331
00:18:52,455 --> 00:18:54,289
And with the money
you save on shampoo
332
00:18:54,290 --> 00:18:56,792
you can buy more baseball caps.
333
00:18:58,361 --> 00:19:00,028
Here comes Teddy.
334
00:20:35,091 --> 00:20:37,325
That's my best friend.
335
00:20:37,326 --> 00:20:40,095
Wammy's my best friend.
336
00:20:43,933 --> 00:20:46,935
Wammy! Wammy! Wammy!
337
00:20:55,344 --> 00:20:58,780
Well, Charlie, looks like we
both took baby steps today.
338
00:20:58,781 --> 00:21:00,682
You walked for the first time
339
00:21:00,683 --> 00:21:03,919
and I did something I didn't
want to do and wound up liking it.
340
00:21:03,943 --> 00:21:08,183
And I hope you like it too,
because, uh, you're already on your way.
341
00:21:10,633 --> 00:21:13,435
Wammy jammy!
342
00:21:14,336 --> 00:21:16,771
Good luck, Charlie.
343
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,540
Come on, P.J.
We're gonna be late for school.
344
00:21:20,564 --> 00:21:21,964
Get done here.
345
00:21:24,523 --> 00:21:26,123
Alright, coming.
346
00:21:27,127 --> 00:21:28,127
Chillax.
347
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:32,880
Uh.. oh no!
348
00:21:32,904 --> 00:21:33,804
Oh no!
349
00:21:33,828 --> 00:21:35,828
What's happening?!
350
00:21:36,885 --> 00:21:37,785
No!
351
00:21:37,809 --> 00:21:38,809
I'm not ready!
352
00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:41,733
No!!!
353
00:21:46,057 --> 00:21:47,057
Bad dream?
354
00:21:47,081 --> 00:21:48,081
Yeah.
355
00:21:49,230 --> 00:21:49,740
Oh, hey...
356
00:21:50,990 --> 00:21:52,990
Here's the first one
my dad gave me.
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