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I wonder what's
keeping your brother.
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[ Sighs ]
Oh.
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Okay, everybody else
has a boyfriend.
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I can't at least
have a roll?
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No one eats before
Freddie gets here.
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Otherwise,
it's not family dinner.
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Oh, so it's like
the opposite of Olive Garden.
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"If you're here,
you're notfamily."
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No one gets a roll.Danny has one.
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Oh, what the hell, man?
I'm hungry.
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We're all hungry, Danny.
Check your privilege.
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[ Sighs ]
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Okay, well, I can't just
wait around all night.
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I could be hanging out
with Nick.
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My boyfriend.
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That's right.
Nick's my boyfriend now.
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Did you ever tell him you
just wanted him for sperm?
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Of course not,
Sharon.
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He's Nick Harper.
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I have to be
very selective
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about the information
I share with him.
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Nick remembers me as the
valedictorian from high school,
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not someone who holds
parking spaces for extra cash.
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[ Gasps ] Oh, my God.
I found gum in my pocket.
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I'll give you
$1,000 for it.
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Sorry, outside food
counts as food.
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[ All sighing ]Everybody, just relax.
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Freddie will be here soon,
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and we can enjoy
a nice dinner as a family.
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Oh, I knew he'd come for me.
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[ Sighs ]That's it.
I'm eating.
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I'm sorry
we're late.
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That's okay.[ Door closes ]
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You guys are here now.
That's all that matters.
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Yeah,
it's my fault.
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Lunch ran long
with my family.
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Lunch always runs long with
my family. [ Chuckles ]
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Lunch?
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Were we sitting here so long
it rolled into tomorrow?
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No, they just like to
make a whole day of it.
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We tried
to get out of there,
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but then everybody started
telling stories,
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and then they
pulled out the guitars.
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It was amazing.
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I-I was in the middle
of a conga line.
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I thought it was
the line for the bathroom,
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but then it
just took off.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Celia, I-I thought you
came from a broken home.
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Oh, it's
pretty broken.
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Like cousin Maria's
punch bowl.
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[ Both laugh ]
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No, but really.
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Oh, I mean, there are divorces,
step-siblings, new mommies,
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and one baby uncle,
but, you know,
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bring them all together,
and they just
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really know how to
have a good time.
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What's a baby uncle?
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Oh, a baby uncle
is what happens
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when you have a 29-year-old
stepgrandmother.
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I would watch
that show.
Mm-hmm.
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I'm eating this roll.
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I don't care if it
ends our friendship.
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Okay, fine. Let's eat.
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Freddie, I made your
favorite, baked ziti.
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And I burned the edges a little,
just the way you like.
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And also the middle
and the top.
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Thanks, but I'm still
kind of full from lunch.
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Celia's family had three
whole tables full of food.
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I've never seen
anything like it.
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And it wasn't even
a special occasion.
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It was just
a regular lunch.
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Who roasts a whole pig
for regular lunch?
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It was crazy.
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And then I looked into
his eyes, and it was sad.
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But then I tasted it,
and it was delicious.
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I love food that's
sad and delicious.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Can we please stop
talking about lunch now?
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You're gonna make
dinner jealous.
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We're here
to have our own fun.
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Okay, okay,
but real quick,
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let me show you
this picture
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of Celia's baby uncle
in a bolo tie.
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Right?
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Show me the picture.
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Oh, send it to me.
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♪♪♪
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Eight-hour feasts
and conga lines?
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Celia completely
misrepresented herself.
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My favorite thing about her
was her broken home.
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You want to
take that again?You know what I mean.
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It meant that I would always
have the better family.
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The fun family.
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In every couple,
one side is the favorite,
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the other is
the obligation.
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I thought I was a shoo-in
for the favorite.
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Which is why I haven't been
trying very hard.
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This has been you
not trying hard?
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[ Scoffs ]
When Ted Jr. got married,
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I didn't know which side
of the family I was
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until I got to
the wedding.
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That's when her family
gave them a lake house
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next to their
lake houses.
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Now they got Ted Jr.
for Thanksgiving,
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and I get a "video hug"
on my birthday.
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[ Scoffs ] See?
I don't want that.
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I thought
I already won.
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Won what?
It's not a contest.
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That's what
the loser family says.
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Uh, I don't have
a loser family.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Where did you
spend the holidays
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when you and Cheryl
were still married?
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With hers, but that's
only 'cause my family --
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Oh.
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Loser.
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♪♪♪
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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♪♪♪
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♪♪♪
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Can you believe
I've been in LA this long
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without a single game night?
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Yeah, well, I've been
in LA for three weeks,
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and the only celebrity
I've seen is Rick Fox.
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And for some reason,
I've seen him six times.
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I stopped getting excited
six times ago.
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[ Chuckles ]
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We never had game nights
growing up.
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My mom always said they
were the devil's work
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and are just a gateway drug to
Ouija boards and naked Twister.
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Ooh, I want to go to
your mom's game night.
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No.
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Tonight is gonna be
the best game night.
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It has to be.
136
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I've got to remind the kids
that we're the better family.
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Back in Iowa, our game nights
were legendary.
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We used to call them
the Raines Games.
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[ Chuckles ]
In high school,
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Freddie used to stay home
on a Saturday night
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just to play games with me.
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I've seen pictures of him
in high school, and, uh,
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I don't think that's why
he had to stay home.
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Oh, my gosh, I just realized --
the teams are uneven.
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Oh, that's okay.
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I've been your teammate
for 20 years.
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I'll let Danny
handle it tonight.
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I'll be
the scorekeeper.
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And for the record,
I canbe bought.
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Torch accepted.
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It is about to get
[snaps fingers] hot.
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Oh, the other teams are
gonna be in trouble tonight.Mm-hmm.
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We've got
a good connection.
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We are so good,
we can...
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Win.
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Finish each other's
sentences.
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Dammit, Danny,
get your head in the game.
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We're gonna start with
a game of Celebrity.
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Ooh,
what's Celebrity?
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Is that when we all do
celebrity impressions?
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Because I do
a really good Viola Davis.
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[ As Viola Davis ]
"How. To Get Away.
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With Murder."[ Gasping ]
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That was excellent.I know.
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I was like,
"Where did Lane go?"
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[ Chuckling ] Yeah.
But no.
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Celebrity is a game where
you try to guess a celebrity
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based on
your teammate's clues.
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The first round, you can use
as many words as you want,
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but the second round,
you can only use one word.
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That's when
it gets really fun.
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Let's do this!
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[ Normal voice ]
Please don't do that.
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I didn't grow up with sports.Sorry.
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[ Door opens ]
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Hey, Mom.
We're here.
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Why are you dressed like
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T.J. Maxx
"Queen's Gambit"?[ Door closes ]
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Are -- Are --
Are those nude pantyhose?
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No, I just finally
shaved my legs.
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Ah.
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Um, Nick, of course
you know my mother,
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and this is
her best friend, Sharon,
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00:06:04,451 --> 00:06:06,017
who's on holiday
from Waterloo.
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And this is Danny,
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who owns this delightful
abode. [ Chuckles ]
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Also known as the garage.
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The bedroom still
smells like a muffler.
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Are you the one
who wrote that review?
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Mm-hmm.
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It's so nice to be here,
Mrs. Raines.
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Thanks for
inviting me.
I didn't.
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I mean, nice to see you.
[ Chuckles ]
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The teams
are uneven again.
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You have to play.I don't want to play.
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I want to
be scorekeeper.
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Scorekeeper
gets to drink.
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I'd also like
to be scorekeeper.
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[ As Viola Davis ]
"How. To get away.
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With drinking."
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[ Chuckling ] Oh.
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Nick, let me get you
something from the kitchen.
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No, Jackie, let me get
yousomething.
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You've been
volunteering all day.[ Chuckles ]
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She's amazing.
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She won't let anyone
do anything for her.
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[ Normal voice ]
Uh-huh.
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Where do you volunteer
these days, Jackie?
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Children...
with pets...
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who need legs.
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Children with pets
who need legs!
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Do the children need legs,
or do the pets need legs?
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We're not
allowed to ask.Ah.
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Uh, Jackie, will you
help me in the kitchen?
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Yes, it would be
my pleasure, Mother.
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Ugh.
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So, Nick, how long
have you been in LA?
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I moved here
after college.
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And how many times
have you seen Rick Fox?
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None.
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But here's
something cool --
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I saw an actual fox when I was
hiking at Griffith Park.
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A real fox?
Well, that's boring.
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[ Whispering ]
Okay. What's going on?
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Why are you being weird
on family fun night?
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[ Whispering ] What do you mean?
I'm not being weird.
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Nicholas, would you like
your drinks on the rocks
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or...sans rocks?
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Whatever
you're having.
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Whispering ] See?
He loves this Jackie.
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[ Whispering ]
You're lying to him.
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Of course
I'm lying to him.
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I worked in real estate
long enough to know
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you have to stage a place
to get someone to sign a lease.
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I'm the model unit.
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Then once he
falls in love with this,
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he'll be ready
to deal with
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the rusty pipes and
the leaky basement unit.
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Also known as my Taco Bell
tattoo and my night screams.
241
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When did you
get a tattoo?
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I wish
I could remember.
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Just get on board
with the model unit
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and sell, sell, sell,
okay?Okay.
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Well, I'm selling
something tonight, too.
246
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What do you mean?
247
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Danny already bought you
as a mid-century modern.
248
00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:06,137
He's not expecting
[Chuckling] new appliances.
249
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I'm not talking about
me and Danny.
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00:08:07,661 --> 00:08:09,532
I'm talking about
this family.
251
00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:11,273
Tonight is about
showing Freddie and Celia
252
00:08:11,447 --> 00:08:12,666
that we're the best.
253
00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,755
You sell me.
I'll sell that.
254
00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:17,540
Ah! That point goes to
Danny and Jean.
255
00:08:17,714 --> 00:08:19,499
Damn right
it does![ Chuckles ]
256
00:08:19,673 --> 00:08:21,283
Now, let's do something fun
and switch up the teams.
257
00:08:21,457 --> 00:08:23,154
Yeah, except us, right?
'Cause we're on fire.
258
00:08:23,328 --> 00:08:25,679
And I do not want to be
with any of these losers.
259
00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:27,463
I think we're
okay with that.
260
00:08:27,637 --> 00:08:29,204
[ Sighs ]
261
00:08:29,378 --> 00:08:30,640
Celia,
wait until you see
262
00:08:30,814 --> 00:08:31,989
Freddie and Jackie
together.
263
00:08:32,163 --> 00:08:33,513
Oh, they're so good.
264
00:08:33,687 --> 00:08:35,340
It's like they have
their own language.
265
00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,299
We used to
call them "Frackie."
266
00:08:37,473 --> 00:08:39,519
Oh, wait,
so I'm with Nick now?
267
00:08:39,693 --> 00:08:41,564
Mm. That works.
268
00:08:41,738 --> 00:08:43,131
No, wait. No, that --
that doesn't seem right.
269
00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:44,393
They're both hot
to game night.
270
00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:45,568
Newto game night.
What?
271
00:08:45,742 --> 00:08:47,352
Yeah, it's fine.
272
00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,354
Nick, you're with me.Mm.
273
00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,835
Okay, this is
gonna be fun.Mm-hmm.
274
00:08:52,009 --> 00:08:54,795
Let the Raines Games
continue! [ Chuckles ]
275
00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:57,058
I'm going to drink every time
she says "Raines Games."
276
00:08:57,232 --> 00:08:58,755
I'm gonna drink anytime
anybody says anything.
277
00:08:58,929 --> 00:09:00,017
I'm on holiday.
278
00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:01,366
Yeah.[ Glasses clink ]
279
00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,585
He's an actor.
280
00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:04,326
His hairline is
the shape of a toaster.
281
00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:05,283
David Schwimmer.
Yes.
282
00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:06,284
Dunkin' Donuts.
283
00:09:06,458 --> 00:09:07,459
Ben Affleck.
Yes!
284
00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:08,460
I never
remember his name.
285
00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:10,245
Michael Bublé.
Yes!
286
00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:12,508
Whoo! Time.
287
00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:13,509
That is gonna be
hard to beat.
288
00:09:13,683 --> 00:09:16,077
Yeah!
Who's the loser now?
289
00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:18,775
Suck it, suck it, suck it,
suck it, suck it, suck it!
290
00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:20,777
Okay, I'm glad
you're having fun,
291
00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:22,605
but don't tell
my family to suck it.
292
00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:25,347
Okay, sorry.
I withdraw my suck-its.
293
00:09:25,521 --> 00:09:26,348
Celia and Nick,
you're up.
294
00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:28,655
Okay. [ Clears throat ]
295
00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:32,180
Um, no idea. Pass.
296
00:09:32,354 --> 00:09:35,139
Ugh, I hate him.
Pass.
297
00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:36,750
Okay.
Ooh, okay.
298
00:09:36,924 --> 00:09:39,056
She's that girl
from the TV.
299
00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:41,406
Um, she has
the cutest bernedoodle.
300
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,365
Uh, she brought back
jelly sandals.
301
00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:44,366
[ Imitates buzzer ]Was that a minute?
302
00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:46,586
It was all
I could take.
303
00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,631
Well, good effort.
304
00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:51,155
Let's not forget it's
their first Raines Games.
305
00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:52,156
Mm,
their first what?
306
00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:53,941
Raines Games.Mm.
307
00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:54,985
What kind of games?
308
00:09:55,159 --> 00:09:55,899
Raines Games.
309
00:09:57,771 --> 00:09:59,163
How --
310
00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:01,165
Raines -- Oh, I see
what you're doing.
311
00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:04,473
Okay, babe,
go, go, go, go, go.
312
00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,083
Alright, Freddie!
Come on! Whoo!
313
00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:07,476
Here we go.
Here we go.
Come on,
Freddie.
314
00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,391
Oh, okay, okay, uh, uh,
he was in that movie
315
00:10:09,565 --> 00:10:11,088
that I thought I was gonna hate,
but then I loved it.
316
00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:12,220
Ooh, I know
what this is.
No idea.
317
00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:13,787
Uh, he's big.
318
00:10:13,961 --> 00:10:15,310
I have a poster of
young him in my room.
319
00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:17,094
No idea.I know.
320
00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:19,923
I saw him at Whole Foods
buying 20 chicken breasts.
321
00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:22,273
I saw Rick Fox buying
a pork chop at Ralph's.
322
00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:24,275
No idea.
323
00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:29,106
Uh. Do you smell-l-l-l-l what --
blank -- is cooking?!
324
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,499
Chicken?
325
00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:31,587
Sharon:
[ Imitates buzzer ]
326
00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:33,328
The Rock.
327
00:10:33,502 --> 00:10:35,678
Uh, Danny,
help me get dessert.Mm-hmm.
328
00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,680
What was that?
Were you trying to lose?
329
00:10:37,854 --> 00:10:40,291
Of course not.
I just didn't get your clues.
330
00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:41,771
It doesn't matter.
It's just a game.
331
00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:43,207
What?
332
00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:44,382
Okay, what's going on
with you?
333
00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:46,210
Nothing.
334
00:10:46,384 --> 00:10:48,299
You know what?
I think we're gonna go.
335
00:10:48,473 --> 00:10:49,953
Nick, I'm gonna
grab my purse.
336
00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:54,436
Seriously, Jackie,
what's going on?
337
00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:55,872
Y-You don't care
that we're losing?
338
00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:57,700
You're the most competitive
person in the family.
339
00:10:57,874 --> 00:10:58,919
I don't care about
stupid things anymore.
340
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,311
I've evolved.
341
00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:02,531
Jackie, you missed
a job interview yesterday
342
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,533
'cause you were watching
YouTube videos of cats
343
00:11:04,707 --> 00:11:06,187
who are afraid
of cucumbers.
344
00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:08,624
Why is it every cat?
It's like all of them.
345
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,495
Do they think
it's a snake?
346
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,541
Okay, fine,
I haven't evolved.
347
00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:14,935
But you need to shut your mouth,
because I'm doing something.
348
00:11:15,109 --> 00:11:17,198
But you guys can't leave.
349
00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:19,069
We haven't
played Charades yet.
350
00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:20,636
One word --
sounds like "brownies."
351
00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,551
I made brownies!
352
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,553
Somehow, I have
fallen ass-backwards
353
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,860
into a beautiful relationship
with Nick Harper.
354
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:28,600
The only way
that keeps going
355
00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:30,472
is if he doesn't find out
who I really am.
356
00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:31,429
So you've been
lying to him?
357
00:11:31,603 --> 00:11:33,344
Nonstop.
I had to.
358
00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:35,520
And I think he's starting to
fall in love with fake Jackie.
359
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,131
She volunteers
for charities,
360
00:11:37,305 --> 00:11:39,742
drives an electric car,
has a savings account.
361
00:11:39,916 --> 00:11:41,265
I mean, I'mstarting to
fall in love with fake Jackie.
362
00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:43,659
[ Chuckles ]Who's fake Jackie?
363
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:45,443
Oh.
364
00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:47,271
Hey, Nick.
365
00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:48,185
Bonjour.
366
00:11:50,361 --> 00:11:51,362
Uh, what's going on?
We gonna have Round Two?
367
00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:52,668
We gotta have Round Two.
368
00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:54,539
Otherwise, you guys
won't be able to suck it.
369
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,933
Don't tell your mom
I said that.
370
00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:58,282
Celia, let's
get out of here.
371
00:11:58,456 --> 00:12:01,721
Well, guys [scoffs]
you can't leave.
372
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:04,027
We're having fun.
373
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:06,464
Jean, I don't know how
to break this to you --
374
00:12:06,638 --> 00:12:07,988
I'm probably the only one
that's having fun...[ Door opens ]
375
00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:10,164
...and I'm not even having
that much fun.
376
00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:12,949
[ Sighs ] But this
was supposed to save me
377
00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:14,472
from computer hugs
on my birthday
378
00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:16,387
and holidays spent alone.
379
00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:18,128
I'm not giving up
without a fight.
380
00:12:18,302 --> 00:12:20,783
Oh, my God.
Jean, I knew something was up.
381
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:23,220
It's not a big deal.
It's only one Christmas.
382
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:25,135
What's
one Christmas?
383
00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:27,398
Uh...What were you
talking about?
384
00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:29,749
What are you
talking about?
385
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,968
You told me
you told her.
386
00:12:32,142 --> 00:12:34,754
I was going to.
387
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:38,496
Mom, we're spending Christmas
with Celia's family.
388
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:42,239
Oh. Okay.
389
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,328
Well, I guess we know
who lost this round.
390
00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,678
Hey, you just
lost your family.
391
00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:48,245
But we won
everything else.
392
00:12:48,419 --> 00:12:49,725
Mm.
393
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:56,645
What's Christmas
without my kids?
394
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,473
Who's gonna
crawl in bed with me
395
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,562
while I read "'Twas
the Night Before Christmas"?
396
00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:03,434
Am I gonna have to settle in
for a long winter's nap
397
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:05,132
all by myself?
398
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,787
Aw, that sounds...
399
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:10,615
You know, Jean, it --
it is normal
400
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,269
for families to grow
and get more complicated.
401
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:15,446
And Freddie has commitments
to Celia's family now.
402
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,840
Eventually, Jackie will have
other commitments, too.
403
00:13:18,014 --> 00:13:18,972
You know, there may be
some holidays
404
00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:20,843
where you're gonna
have to be flexible.
405
00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:24,064
"Flexible" is just
the therapy word for alone.
406
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:25,892
You know, Danny,
we're not all therapists.
407
00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:27,284
Some of us
are realists.
408
00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:28,982
You know, people
who keep it real.
409
00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:30,548
Well, come on, Sharon.
410
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:31,767
You're a few years
ahead of Jean on this.
411
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:33,421
How did you all
figure out the holidays
412
00:13:33,595 --> 00:13:35,815
with Ted Jr.'s
wife's family?
413
00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:39,296
Well, I wanted him to come
spend Thanksgiving with me.Mm-hmm.
414
00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,908
He invited me to spend
Thanksgiving with all of them.
415
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:45,433
I said, "I'd rather you stick me
in the oven with the turkey."
416
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:48,653
And now I eat Thanksgiving
alone at the bowling alley.
417
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,220
'Cause I like
their stuffing.
418
00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:52,701
Okay, Jean, you're gonna
have to communicate.
419
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,442
That's really the only way
to work these things out.
420
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:55,617
Okay, two things.
421
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:57,706
Sharon, you've been
422
00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,839
having Thanksgiving dinner
at the bowling alley?
423
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:01,753
I invite you every year.
424
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,190
Your stuffing's dry.
425
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,496
What's
the second thing?
426
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:06,846
Danny's right.
427
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:08,673
I think we need
the Raines Stick.
428
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,893
Ooh, she's bringing out
the big guns.
429
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,590
But -- But not
a gun, right?
430
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,157
Better.
431
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:15,811
We made the Raines Stick
as a way to communicate.
432
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,682
The rules are simple.
433
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,467
Whosever holding the stick has
to talk about their feelings.
434
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:20,729
Oh.
435
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:22,687
Oh, that's actually
a real group exercise
436
00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,386
we use in, uh, interventions
and family therapy.
437
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,867
You get three points for crying,
minus two for yelling,
438
00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:29,781
and you lose your turn
if you blame your mother.
439
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,044
Well, in therapy,
440
00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:32,436
we call blaming your mother
a breakthrough.
441
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,221
And you just lost 30 points.[ Stick rattles ]
442
00:14:34,395 --> 00:14:36,527
Damn it!
Why are you
so competitive?
443
00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:38,094
Oh, I don't know.
I blame my --
444
00:14:39,008 --> 00:14:39,835
Never mind.
445
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:42,359
♪♪♪
446
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:43,447
[ Stick rattles ]
447
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:44,884
My place.
448
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:46,494
Lane,
we have to go.
449
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:47,669
What a weird family.
450
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:50,715
♪♪♪
451
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,021
[ Stick rattles ]
452
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,328
My place.
No.
453
00:14:54,502 --> 00:14:56,112
[ Sighs ] You can't say no
to the Raines Stick, Celia.
454
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:58,549
Of course you can't.
455
00:14:58,723 --> 00:14:59,507
♪♪♪
456
00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,378
[ Stick rattles ]
457
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:04,425
Welcome to the first
Los Angeles Raines Stick circle.
458
00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,383
I'm gonna lay out
a few ground rules.
459
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,733
Unless you're the scorekeeper --
that's me --
460
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,736
there's no talking unless
you're holding the stick.
461
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,695
Can I be scorekeeper,
too?
No talking
without the stick.
462
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:15,175
This isn't a game.
463
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,568
Then why is
there a scorekeeper?
464
00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,135
Okay, I'll go first.
465
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:20,963
[ Chuckles ]
466
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,748
I think you all know
how important game nights
467
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:28,144
and Sunday dinners
and all the holidays are to me.
468
00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:31,234
That's what keeps us connected,
keeps us close,
469
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,802
and I'm not ready to
give some of them up.
470
00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,544
So I just want to say
that I'm willing to
471
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:39,286
let you guys spend another
holiday with Celia's family,
472
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,375
but I'm keeping
Christmas.
473
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,333
Okay, can I have
the stupid stick?
474
00:15:43,507 --> 00:15:45,335
You lose two points
for insulting the stick,
475
00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:47,207
but go ahead.
476
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:50,166
Thank you.
[ Sighs ]
477
00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:53,300
Jean, we see you
practically every day.
478
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:54,954
And it's great.
479
00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:57,391
I love that you've made me
a part of your family.
480
00:15:57,565 --> 00:16:01,003
I just want my family to
have the same opportunity
481
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:03,527
with Freddie --
to make him a part of ours.
482
00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:06,922
And I'm sorry, but you're just
gonna have to get used to
483
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,751
the fact that we have to share
some holidays from now on.
484
00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:13,755
So...we are spending
this Christmas with my family.
485
00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:15,278
It's not your decision.
486
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:16,976
[ Gasps ]
487
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,717
Oh, sorry.
488
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:22,242
[ Gasps ]
489
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:25,549
But how could Christmas
not be my decision?
490
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:26,768
I'm Santa.
491
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:30,119
Okay, Freddie promised
that from now on,
492
00:16:30,293 --> 00:16:31,860
we would split
all holidays evenly.
493
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,644
It's only fair.
494
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:36,996
You guys just couldn't
let me be happy, fake Jackie.
495
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:39,346
Happy, fake Jackie
was doing great with Nick.
496
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,652
Happy, fake Jackie
was making love with Nick
497
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,002
on a nightly basis.
498
00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:44,568
1,000 points
for Jackie.
499
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,788
[ Grunts ]
500
00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,659
I wasn't gonna say anything,
but I was planning on
501
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,748
taking everyone to Hawaii
for Christmas.
502
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:51,880
Mom.
And I'm dying.
503
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,186
Don't even joke!
504
00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:54,796
And I'm pregnant.Oh, Jean.
505
00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,928
Okay, fine.
506
00:16:57,103 --> 00:17:00,889
Oh. My turn.
Wow. Uh, okay.
507
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:02,238
I'm, uh -- I'm more
used to facilitating
508
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,458
these kinds of
exercises, but, um,
509
00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:05,546
might take a minute
for me to check in with
510
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:06,982
my own feelings.
511
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:09,376
Um, whoa, let me see.
512
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:12,466
Let me see.
513
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,729
I think, first,
I'd like to thank you all
514
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:16,731
for having me here.[ Imitates buzzer ]
515
00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:17,862
Is there a time limit
on this?
516
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:21,040
No. Next.I don't want to.
517
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,041
You've got the stick.
You've got to talk.
518
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:23,172
Well, that's not
entirely true.
519
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:24,826
Danny, you don't have
the stick.
520
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:27,959
Okay, um...
[ Clears throat ]
521
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:29,874
I'm trying to start this
new family with Celia,
522
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,746
but I'm feeling all kinds of
pressure from my old family.
523
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,617
Well, one member.
524
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:35,793
He's talking
about me.You don't have the stick.
525
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:38,057
Danny, I'm not gonna
warn you again.
526
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:43,105
Celia, I want to
have Christmas with you.
527
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,542
Mom, I-I-I want to have
Christmas with you, too.
528
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:47,066
Ugh, see?
529
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:50,286
Everyone is mad at me,
and this sucks!
530
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:52,506
I don't think
I really understand.
531
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:54,029
Just tell us
how you feel.
532
00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:54,943
No, I understand the game.
533
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:57,989
Together: It's not a game.
534
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,340
What I don't understand
is why you guys
535
00:18:00,514 --> 00:18:02,864
spend all of your
time together arguing
536
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:05,084
about when you'll get to
spend more time together
537
00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:06,868
instead of enjoying
your time together.
538
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,478
It's a waste of time.
539
00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:10,959
I haven't seen my brother
for four years,
540
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,570
so get over yourself
and appreciate what you have,
541
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,006
'cause it could all be
taken away from you.
542
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,357
By me, if you make me
play another game.
543
00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:20,882
[ Stick rattles ] Thisis a damn game!
544
00:18:21,056 --> 00:18:23,450
♪♪♪
545
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:24,842
See?
546
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:27,062
Christmas can be
any day you make it.
547
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:28,455
Aww, you're right,
Cookie.
548
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,021
It doesn't matter
when we celebrate,
549
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:31,022
as long as we're together.
550
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:32,981
Oh, I really
like this.
551
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,114
Feels like
Christmas back home.Ah?
552
00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:37,377
You know, 'cause, in Australia,
our seasons are reversed.
553
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,988
So you have Fourth of July
in the winter?
554
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,772
Jean, we don't have
Fourth of July.
555
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,905
So you just go from
the third to the fifth?
556
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:46,951
Oh, we're messing
with you, Danny.
557
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,040
[ Laughing ]Yeah.
558
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,130
Merry Christmas,
Mom.
559
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:52,740
Merry Christmas, Jean.
I made some buñuelos.Aww. Ah!
560
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:54,437
They're like a cross between
a doughnut and a beignet.
561
00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:56,439
My Abuela always makes
them at Christmas.
562
00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:58,528
They're almost as good
as your brownies.
563
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:01,183
Oh, well, if you think
my brownies are good,
564
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:03,098
you should taste
my Christmas cookies.
565
00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:04,926
Next year.
566
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:06,493
Because we're going to do
every other, right?
567
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,843
Yes, Mom, we signed
the napkin-contract.
568
00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:11,498
[ Chuckles ]
569
00:19:11,672 --> 00:19:14,588
Hey, guys,
Nick and I are here.
Ah.
570
00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:17,156
Yeah, that's right.
We're still together.
571
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:19,070
He knows
I'm unemployed,
572
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,116
and the only time he sees
fake Jackie is in the bedroom.
573
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:23,336
And I'm okay
with that.
574
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,164
Okay, guys.
[ Chuckles ]
575
00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:27,122
I even showed him
my Taco Bell tattoo.
576
00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,906
And what did you
say, Nick?
577
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,430
Uh, well, first,
I made a joke
578
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,432
about thinking
outside the bun.
579
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:35,435
Seriously, guys, clean it up.
It's Christmas.
580
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,176
I said I like this
Jackie better.
581
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:38,960
Aww.
Hear that?
582
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:40,831
I'm wearing shorts,
and I didn't even shave my legs.
583
00:19:41,005 --> 00:19:42,398
Aww. [ Chuckles ]
584
00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:44,618
Alright, come on.
We got Christmas beer,
585
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,228
Christmas wine,
Christmas vodka.
586
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,970
We are going to drink
until we see Santa.
587
00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:50,232
This is
a fun family.
588
00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,060
A what?A fun family.
589
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:54,497
A what?A fun family?
590
00:19:54,671 --> 00:19:55,890
Uh, it'll never be
enough for her, Nick.
591
00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:56,673
Come on.
592
00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:58,936
[ Chuckles ]
593
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:01,417
Hey, Danny,
do you know what this is?
594
00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:03,114
Hmm...
595
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:05,247
It's mistletoe.
I think
it's rosemary.
596
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:06,422
Do you want to
kiss me or not?
597
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:08,032
Let's do this!
[ Chuckles ]
598
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,686
♪♪♪
599
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:16,040
Okay, so we're gonna try
game night again.
600
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:17,999
But this time,
no pressure, no weirdness,
601
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:19,609
and no whatever
Danny was doing.
602
00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:21,785
What -- winning?
No one's gonna win?
603
00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,134
Danny.
604
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:24,484
I promise I'll try.
605
00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:27,400
Okay, so,
how about next Thursday?
606
00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:29,489
Oh, I can't.
It's Nick's birthday.
607
00:20:29,663 --> 00:20:31,099
Do we want to roll the dice
that they'll still be together?
608
00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,448
Freddie.
609
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,581
Oh, actually,
we're out anyway.
610
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:36,365
It's my uncle's
first birthday.
611
00:20:36,539 --> 00:20:38,715
And then we have to watch
my stepgrandma deejay.
612
00:20:41,065 --> 00:20:44,025
Alright, h-how about
two Thursdays from now?
613
00:20:44,199 --> 00:20:45,113
Nope, nope,
we can't.
614
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,680
We got Jimmy Buffett
tickets.
615
00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:48,203
Yeah, but once he does
"Margaritaville,"
616
00:20:48,377 --> 00:20:49,726
we can go, right?
617
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:51,250
Jean, I'm not gonna have
this argument again.
618
00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:53,469
His catalogue is
deeply underrated.
619
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:54,905
How about
the Friday?
620
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:56,080
Ooh, can't.
621
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,213
I'm going to brunch
with Rick Fox.
622
00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,694
He finally
wore me down.
623
00:21:00,868 --> 00:21:02,348
Well, this is terrible.
624
00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:03,871
We don't know
how long it's gonna be
625
00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:06,090
before we're all
in a room together.
626
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:09,877
Guys, we're here now.
627
00:21:10,051 --> 00:21:10,965
I'll get Taboo.
628
00:21:11,139 --> 00:21:12,096
I'll heat up
the pizza rolls.
629
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,359
Prepare to suck it!
630
00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:14,621
Danny's gonna be scorekeeper.
631
00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:16,405
I don't like who I am
right now.
632
00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:18,494
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