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[theme music]
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[explosion]
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[music continues]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[instrumental music]
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♪ Jingle bells jingle bells ♪
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♪ Jingle all the way ♪
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♪ Oh what fun it is to ride ♪
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♪ In a one horse
open sleigh hey ♪
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♪ Jingle bells Batman smells ♪
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♪ Robin laid an egg ♪
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♪ The Batmobile lost a wheel ♪
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♪ And the Joker got away ♪♪
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[explosion]
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[laughs]
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♪ Crashing through the roof ♪
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♪ In a one horse open tree ♪
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♪ Busting out I go ♪
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♪ Laughing all the whee ♪♪
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[laughter]
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(Robin)
'Come on, Batman,
it's Christmas Eve.'
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'Let's kick back
and get into the spirit.'
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(Batman)
'The Joker's escaped
from Arkham Asylum, Robin.
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And you really think
he's gonna make
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his move on Christmas Eve?
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Even scum spend the holidays
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with their families.
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(Batman)
He has no family.
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Okay. I'll make
a deal with you.
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If we go out on patrol
and Gotham is quiet
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with no sign of the Joker
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we come back here,
have Christmas dinner
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and watch
"It's A Wonderful Life."
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You know,
I've never seen that.
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I could never get past
the title.
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- It's a deal, then?
- Deal.
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[engine revving]
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[dramatic music]
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[saxophone music]
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[bell ringing]
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Doesn't it warm your heart
to see everyone
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in the spirit of Christmas?
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swish
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swoosh
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Oh, bah humbug to you too.
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You just can't believe
there's no use
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for us for one night.
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There.
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Hey, lady, hold up!
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You dropped this package
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a couple of blocks back.
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Oh, it's for my grandson.
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Thanks so much.
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Merry Christmas.
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Now, can we go home?
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swish
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(Robin)
'He could give lessons
to Scrooge.'
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(Alfred)
The Christmas goose
will be ready shortly.
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You know,
we really should've done
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one more sweep of the city.
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Now, just relax, Bruce.
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You're gonna love
"It's A Wonderful Life."
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It's a great movie.
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It's not relentlessly cheerful,
is it?
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No, it's about how much
of a difference
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one man can make to a city.
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Sound familiar?
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[instrumental music]
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'Uh, wrong channel.'
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Some kind
of Christmas special.
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"It's A Wonderful Life"
will not be seen this year.
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In its place
is the following.
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Joker here.
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Greetings, Gotham,
and Merry Christmas.
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I hope you're watching,
Batman.
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This one's for you.
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[laughter]
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[all screaming]
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[clanks]
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(Joker)Live from Gotham City
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the showthat nobody wants to see
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but everyone will watch.
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[rumbling]
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[explosion]
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boom
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(Joker)Yes, it's Christmas
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with the Joker!
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'And now,
let's welcome our host.'
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'The Clown Prince of Crime...'
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The Joker!
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Greetings from Gotham City.
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And welcome to the first annual
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"Christmas with the Joker."
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[audience applauding]
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Oh, thank you, thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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Have I got
a show for you tonight.
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It's loaded with surprises
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and mystery guests
and Christmas jeer.
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(Robin)
Well, Batman, you were sure
right about the Joker.
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Any leads?
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I've accessed
Gotham's electrical mainframe.
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And I'm zeroing in
on the power surges
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to pinpoint the location
of Joker's broadcast signal.
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'That's it!'
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I don't know, Batman.
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It seems too easy.
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It's never easy
with the Joker.
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Oh, Batman,
I hope you're watching
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'cause I've got
a very special surprise
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for you.
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Rumor has it,
Christmas is a time
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to share with family.
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[audience cheering]
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And since I don't have
one of my own...
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(audience)
'Aww.'
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I decided to steal one.
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[audience cheering]
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And here they are.
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The awful Lawful family.
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'Aren't they just the cutest'
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'family you've ever seen?'
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[engine revving]
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It's never easy
with the Joker.
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Meet Daddy Lawful.
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You diseased maniac, I'll...
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Hmm, looks like
I'll have to teach
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daddy some manners.
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And here's Mommy Lawful.
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Help!
Somebody please help us!
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We...
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Ho, ho, ho.
Isn't she jolly?
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And here we have
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little Baby Lawful.
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Coochie coochie coo.
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When I get my hands on you,
I'll rip your...
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I'll bet Batman wishes
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he had a family
just like mine.
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But personally,
I think relatives are a bore
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so Batman can have them
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if he can find them
by midnight.
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[audience gasps]
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Otherwise...
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[laughter]
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Hold tight.
We're almost there.
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(Joker as Laffy)
Hi, I'm Laffy.
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Joker's helpful little elf.
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I'm here to present Batman
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with a very special
Christmas surprise.
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Uh-oh!
Here it comes.
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Gee, Joker,
it's sure nice of you
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to get Bat Breath a present.
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Ha-ho!
I'm just that kind of guy.
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[audience laughing]
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It's an exact replica
of Gotham City.
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It has everything
even trains and bridges.
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(Joker as Laffy)
Bridges? I just love
blowing up bridges.
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Well, in that case, let's go
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live to Donner and Blitzen
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at the President's Bridge.
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(Joker on PA)
'Greetings, Donner.'
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'How about singing us
a merry tune'
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'while you blow up the bridge?'
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Sure, boss.
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♪ Jingle bells
Batman smells ♪
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♪ Robin laid an egg... ♪♪
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[explosion]
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[rumbling]
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That was great!
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The fun has just begun.
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The 11:30 train
will be along any minute.
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[tires screeching]
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We've gotta stop that train.
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[muffled screams]
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Oh, look, Laffy.
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Mommy Lawful
has something to say.
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(Joker as Laffy)
What's up, Mommy?
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My mother's on that train.
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Your mother?
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Well, that's different then.
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(Joker as Laffy)
Yeah, it'll be even more
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exciting when it crashes.
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[laughing]
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[dramatic music]
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beep
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You uncouple
the passenger cars.
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I'll get the engineer.
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[music continues]
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[creaking]
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[screeching]
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[music continues]
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The bridge is out. Come on!
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thud
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[explosion]
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Bah humbug.
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I hate Batman and Robin.
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Then let's get rid of them.
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[explosion]
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Oh, boy! Let's build a snowman.
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[laughter]
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We've isolated
the Joker's broadcast signal.
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'It's coming
from the observatory'
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'on Mount Gotham.'
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[intense music]
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swoosh
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(Batman)
There, the radar antenna.
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(Robin)
What's that?
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Careful, Robin,
I'm sure there's more to this
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than meets the eye.
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(Joker)
'Merry Christmas, Batman.'
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'I'm so glad you could join us.'
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What's your game, Joker?
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(Joker)
'Oh, just a little holiday'
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'entertainment, Batman.'
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I'm sure all the folks at home
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will enjoy sharing
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this special occasion.
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'Ladies and gentlemen'
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'boys and girls'
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live from the top
of Mount Gotham
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the death of Batman.
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[whirring]
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boom
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boom boom
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When you care enough
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to send the very blast.
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We'll return in just a moment
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but first a word
from our sponsor.
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[intense music]
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boom
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Robin, try and get inside
the observatory.
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I'll draw its fire.
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boom
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[explosion]
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[static buzzing]
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Oops!
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Looks like we're experiencing
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technical difficulty.
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But don't worry, folks
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we're still on the air.
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Oh, no! Our cannon seemsto be out of control.
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Gotham City could bein serious danger.
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[explosion]
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[tires screeching]
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[all screaming]
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[explosion]
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[intense music]
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[laughter]
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[gunfire]
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Batman, Robin here.
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boom
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Robin,
Operation Cause and Effect.
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Gotcha!
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[gunfire]
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[intense music]
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swoop swoop swoop
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[explosion]
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- Batman?
- I'm fine.
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But we're not any closer
to finding Joker's hideout.
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What's our next move?
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To be quite honest,
I don't know.
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[engine revving]
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Batman, it's almost midnight.
We have to do something.
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It's up to the Joker now.
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Only a miracle
can save the hostages.
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[grunting]
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Where's that Bat fella
and that Robin fella?
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Ooh, they're gonna spoil
my Christmas.
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What's the matter?
Can't they figure anything out?
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Time's up. I'm rubbin'
everybody out at midnight.
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But wait.
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We have another present
to open.
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00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:33,057
Let's not keep
Mommy Lawful waiting.
274
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:37,061
Too bad Batman
is such a party pooper.
275
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,397
Maybe he doesn't know
how to get here.
276
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,567
All dressed up
with nowhere to go.
277
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,820
Well,
I wonder what Mommy Lawful
278
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:48,865
is getting for Christmas.
279
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:52,952
'Ooh-hoo-hoo,
the suspense is killing me.'
280
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:54,495
'Is it?'
281
00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:55,955
'Can it be?'
282
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,123
Oh, yes!
283
00:15:57,164 --> 00:16:00,752
It's a Betty Blooper doll.
284
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:04,464
And what do
Better Blooper dolls do?
285
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:07,592
Why, you just wind them up...
286
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,553
...and they wreak havoc
287
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,555
on Gotham City.
288
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,682
[laughter]
289
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,770
I haven't seen one of those
dolls in years.
290
00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:21,063
They don't make dolls
like that anymore.
291
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,399
Not since
the Laffco Toy Factory
292
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:27,236
went out of business
14 years ago.
293
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,155
Third and Main, Downtown.
294
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:32,826
[dramatic music]
295
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,546
[tires screeching]
296
00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:47,131
bam
297
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,764
screech
298
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,689
[music continues]
299
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,776
Look sharp, Robin.
300
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:09,111
[laughing]
301
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,376
[instrumental music]
302
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:27,254
Where's that music
coming from?
303
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,631
Good question.
304
00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:31,050
[laughter]
305
00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:39,308
(Batman)
Look out!
306
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,188
[music continues]
307
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,525
[buzzing]
308
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,359
thud
309
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,277
[stomping]
310
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:53,031
swish
311
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:57,702
pow
312
00:17:58,786 --> 00:17:59,913
bam
313
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,458
Stand ready.
More on the way.
314
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,711
[music continues]
315
00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,838
[whirring]
316
00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,594
Stand clear, Robin.
317
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,516
bash
318
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,231
[rattling]
319
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,357
boing
320
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:34,030
bash bash bash
321
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:36,908
They don't call you Batman
for nothing.
322
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,453
click
323
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:41,495
Snipers!
324
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,581
[gunfire]
325
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,923
swish
326
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,054
[gunfire]
327
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,266
Where'd he go?
328
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,269
There he is!
329
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:07,354
[gunfire]
330
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:14,946
- Huh?
- What?
331
00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:20,367
- Look out! Whoa!
- Whoa!
332
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,996
[automated voice on teddy]
I love you very much.
333
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:25,957
[dramatic music]
334
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,003
Keep your eyes open
for the Joker.
335
00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:32,964
I'll save you the trouble,
Batman.
336
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,842
Come and get
your Christmas present
337
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,218
'or the kiddies get it.'
338
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,972
Let them go, Joker.
339
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,974
It's me you want.
340
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:46,060
Merry Christmas, Batman.
341
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,524
Well, go on.
342
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:52,817
Open it.
343
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,863
Don't do it, Batman!
344
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,364
Easy, Robin.
345
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,705
splash
346
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,790
[Joker laughing]
347
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,548
(Joker)
'Oh, I can't stand it.'
348
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,888
[intense music]
349
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,014
snap
350
00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:31,856
Robin, take care of 'em.
351
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,444
[grunting]
352
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,405
[laughing]
353
00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,532
Run, run as fast as you can.
354
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:44,284
You'll not catch me,
I'm the Jokerman.
355
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,454
[yelping]
356
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:58,174
Merry Christmas, Joker.
357
00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:00,300
Bah humbug.
358
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:07,141
[instrumental music]
359
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:10,644
It was nice
of Commissioner Gordon
360
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:14,190
to give you that recording
of "It's A Wonderful Life."
361
00:21:14,232 --> 00:21:17,110
And it is a wonderful life.
362
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:20,113
It...has its moments.
363
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:22,240
[bell ringing]
364
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:26,619
[instrumental music]
365
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:31,373
[indistinct singing]
366
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:33,209
♪ Fa la la la la la ♪
367
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:34,877
♪ La la la la ♪♪
368
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:37,004
[laughter]
369
00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:43,427
Merry Christmas!
370
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,641
[theme music]
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