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Did you see that?

- That's the first time I've done it. - Cheers.

- Now the red wine. - It's sweet.

- This tastes weird after aquavit. - The taste is brilliant.

- Let's go find some ladies. - No.

- Aren't you allowed to? - We'll find a lovely lady.

- This is the guy's night. - Come on.

- I brought Never Have I Ever. - But you have.

Right, so we'll get drunk.

- I want to play. - You start. What have you never?

Never have I ever had my bum fingered, I think.

- I can't remember. - Maibritt did it to him.

- Really? - He said he'd enjoyed it.

Sure, in the heat of the moment.

- Was it nice? - It was fine.

I don't know why I need to know that.

Never have I ever been so drunk that I drifted off during sex.

- Okay, I did. - Yes.

- You have! - Haven't you?

- You haven't either. - Pussycat!

Pussycat...!

Don't draw on me. I haven't...

- Hold him! - Quit it!

He's doing it, Troels.

- Pernille just walked in. - Yeah.

- Oh, no. - Stay clear of the couch!

- Hi, honey. - What's going on?

- Hi, honey. - Hi.

- Hi, Pernille. - Hello, Pernille.

- Good to see you. - You look good. I brought some friends.

- Hello, I'm Rasmus. - I'm Silja.

- Cheers, and thank you for coming. - Cheers.

- Are you friends with Pernille? - I'm her friend's friend.

Okay. Well, I'm Rasmus.

- So this is your apartment? - Yes, it is.

Well, then it's really awkward that I'm going through your stuff.

I don't mind.

Are you celebrating anything special?

In there? No, not really.

- So it's just dinner with the guys? - Exactly.

Okay. And you just hump each other on the couch?

- Sure. You hump on the couch. - Okay.

- And you have whiskers? - Yes, apparently.

I have to go.

No.

It's time for me to leave now, okay?

No.

It's a great apartment to wake up in.

Congratulations.

Thanks. Where do you live?

The south-west district.

By yourself?

With a friend.

Okay.

Come here.

I had a good time.

It's such a long way home for a girl.

- Again. Come on. - Pass it on.

- I've got it. - Do you need help?

- Why are you so jaunty? - I'm always jaunty.

Go on.

Do you want to go for a beer, guys?

- More than one. - More than one?

You know that girl, Marie, Pernille's friend's friend?

- I'm shagging her. - Really?

- Are you serious? - Yes, I am.

She's so hot.

And she has a wonderful body.

- That's great. Congrats. - Thank you.

- Is it serious? - We've been together for a few weeks.

Good for you.

She has such a nice arse.

She has an insane arse, seriously.

Congrats.

Thank you. Let's see what happens.

What are you talking about? It's already happening.

- Can you go for a beer? - What do you mean?

- Do you have time for it? - Always.

- I see it in your eyes - What's that about?

- Love is in the air - No. Slow down.

Slow down, you old man.

- I can see it. - It's not like that.

- Who is it? - It's nobody. No, no, no.

Just say it. What's going on?

- Tell us. - It's Marie.

Do you play the guitar?

Are you any good?

No.

No, but it's fun.

Could you play a song for me?

No.

Come on.

Wow, you're so sweet.

There wasn't much.

So I had to make do with what you had.

- There's a bakery downstairs. - So go down there.

I'm good.

- I'm having lunch at my parents'. - How fun.

- So I don't have much time. - Okay.

You can stay. Lock the door when you go.

- Great. - I'll take a shower.

Rasmus?

Maybe I could come with you?

Isn't it kind of early?

Sure.

Okay, then.

I'll leave now, then.

- Are you leaving? - Yes.

No, Marie.

Yes?

Here. We'll take this.

What? Ice cream?

- And chocolate sauce. - It's so childish.

Ice cream is so boring.

- Ice cream with chocolate sauce? - Yeah.

Can't we just bring this?

Not for a lunch where I get to meet your parents.

- Put your hand in my bag. - Your bag?

Is this the dessert?

You're bloody insane.

- Wait. Shouldn't we split it? - No.

- But I'd like to. - Go away.

- That's it. - Yeah.

I just wanted to stay for a week, but I ended up staying for two years.

That sounds like a great adventure.

Right, it really was.

What did you do?

Well, all kinds of things.

What didn't I do? It was so...

I have a bachelor in Art History. To begin with, I was visiting a friend

going to museums, meeting new people

and expanding my horizons.

But then one thing led to another, and I was living with all these artists.

- How exciting. - Right, I lived in Stoke Newington.

And you had a gallery in the living room.

We had a garage where people could exhibit their artwork.

It was so great.

I love making collages and being part of that world.

Right. I felt so at home over there.

But now I think I'll get started on the trifle.

I think my parents like you.

I'm glad.

They're very sweet.

I like you too.

Do you?

I really like you.

Okay.

Come over here.

I really like you too.

There's so much stuff.

Is it too much stuff?

I can throw some of it out, or put it in the basement or the attic.

- I'm kidding. - I don't need all those shoes.

I'm kidding. I love your shoes.

- Honey? - Yes.

You can come now.

Right.

What's this next to me that's been here the whole time?

What's this for?

It's just because you're sweet.

Try it on.

How do I look?

You look so hot.

Do you want to hear something funny?

Yes.

Before I met you, I was just about to go away for a year.

I wanted to travel around Argentina on a motorcycle

drink wine,

eat meat, or whatever.

But that's not very funny.

Right, but since I met you, I haven't thought about it even once.

Okay.

That's not funny either.

But it's really sweet.

Won't you lick me?

- What? - Lick me.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Can you see I've redecorated? - Yes, it's nice.

I have all these great ideas about what to do.

We could paint that wall petrol blue and hang all these things on it

like in a hotel room in Paris in the '20s.

You know, sort of jazzy, not Danish, not boring, but bold in this...

- Hi. We'll figure it out. - Cool.

Do you listen to your CDs?

Why do you ask?

We could have books in the bookcase.

- No, well, I listen to them. - Okay.

But you've only listened to records since I met you.

- What was the last CD you listened to? - I don't remember.

Right, so we could put them in the basement.

- I listen to them. - Okay.

Super.

I just thought it would be nice with some colours in the bookcase.

Because it's quite...

black.

Right.

But you'll think about it...

Right?

Do you want lasagne?

Should we buy these sheets?

Sure, let's do it.

What do you think, one or two?

Do you want meat in it?

It's for the lasagne.

Don't you think it's a bit disgusting?

- But it's lasagne. - Right, I was just thinking...

What do you want instead?

I got an aubergine and a squash.

You can cut it like...

- It tastes just like meat. - Oh, come on.

Okay.

I'll get some rice cakes, then.

- That's 106.50 euro. - Yes.

- On the card, please. - Sure.

What are you doing?

I'm working.

Hey, I'm working.

I have to get this done tonight.

I know.

- Were they firm? - I don't think hers would sag.

- I asked if they were firm. - They were firm and soft. I felt them.

- It all ended with this casserole. - And then we almost got in a fight.

Lars kept on groping her. I mean, you danced very closely to her breasts.

I was just like, "Sorry. What a nice cardigan." She got barking mad.

Did you get home before the kids woke up?

When I got home, the youngest one got up, and I was like,

- I was like, "Sweetie, I'll just..." - Daddy will take a nap.

So you got home last Sunday?

- Do you want to grab a burger? - I'm so hungry.

- How are you and Marie? - Fine, I think.

Moving in together is fun, but she has a lot of stuff.

We've all been there.

- Choose your battles. - Hi, honey.

Hi.

Gonna be home soon?

- What do you mean? - I mean for dinner.

I'm having burgers with the guys.

- You didn't tell me. - No, we just talked about it.

Okay, then.

Too bad. I've just made dinner.

Did we have a date?

No, I just hoped you'd come home.

- Are you coming? - Yes, one sec.

- Do you like it? - Yeah.

Don't throw it away.

We can eat the rest tomorrow.

- We're going to eat this tomorrow? - Yes, why not?

I had a fun idea.

A calendar.

Okay.

"Marie",

"Rasmus",

...and "Both".

Then there are three markers: yellow, red and black.

Red overwrites yellow, black overwrites red.

- What about yellow? - It doesn't overwrite anything.

Yellow is for everyday appointments.

That's for when you're going out with a friend, having a cup of coffee

or things like that.

Red is for more important things that need to be planned, like a concert

or a dinner date...

things you need to remember and that can't be rescheduled.

So...

what if having coffee with Troels

is red and not yellow to me?

You'll have to decide that for yourself.

But if having coffee with Troels is more important than a concert with me...

Okay. Right, okay.

- But you have to decide. - Sure.

Then there's black for things you have to do

such as...

the doctor's appointment,

or a wedding, or...

Do we have to write everything down?

No.

But if we do, it's easier to keep track of what we're doing.

That means we'll know what we can do together.

FOOTBALL, 5:00 P.M.

Done.

Thank you.

- Rasmus? - Hi, Troels.

- Hello. - Hi, buddy.

- How nice. - Hi, Pernille.

- Hi. - Hello there.

- What are you doing here? - Selling our stuff.

- You have a stand at the flea market? - Yeah, exactly.

I thought we both hated flea markets.

Come on, it's nice.

- Rasmus loves it. - I love it.

I'm a flea marketeer.

- Yes. A flea marketeer. - Okay.

- Do you have a stand too? - No, he refuses to do it.

I don't want to do that on a Saturday. There's so much else to do.

- You can make a bargain instead. - We'd love to.

- Are you selling your CDs? - I don't listen to them anymore.

- You don't? - I listen to records.

- You listen to records? - LPs.

But you've always been crazy about your CD collection. How much?

- I'm not sure. Is it five euro? - Two per CD.

- Two euro? - Two euro.

- Do you have any cash, honey? - Yes, I think I have a 20 somewhere.

That's great.

- I do. - Is it all right?

- Sure, it's for sale. - Thank you.

- Erann DD! - Look at this.

It's been so long since I've heard "Still Believing".

We have to get that.

- Nirvana? Definitely. - It's great.

I never bought it. I have this one. That's ten.

- 20 euro. - I'll take that.

- I'll put it in my bag. - You do that.

- Do you want some coffee? - Yes.

- See you. - See you, bye.

It's one euro per DVD, and you can have six for five euro.

This is great if you're into Brad Pitt.

Just take it if you can play Blu-ray.

It makes a big difference, huh?

What did you pay for it?

200 euro.

I got it half off.

I just knew I wanted it.

I don't like it.

What do you mean?

I don't know. I just think it looks like crap.

You can't just say that.

Try to see it as a piece of art, and tell me what you don't like about it.

- I don't know what it looks like. - No, it's abstract, don't you think?

You can't look at it one-to-one.

But it can't stay there.

I think this is the perfect spot for it.

- I don't know where else it would be. - Is this home for both of us?

- Rasmus. - Is it?

- Yes, it is. - So isn't this a joint decision?

So that's the game we're playing?

- Yes, that's the game we're playing. - Okay.

Well, you're right.

- I'll have to take it down, then. - Yes.

I'll take it back to Annika, then.

Right. You do that.

Why do you use red for football?

Because it's an important appointment.

It's planned.

Didn't I have to decide that?

Yes.

Can I give you a tip?

Yes.

If you divide up the plates, they'll actually get cleaned.

- It's better if you-- - Please, I can fill the dishwasher.

What time are you leaving tomorrow?

I have a day off.

I've had Tuesdays off all year.

Lucky you.

I have a meeting at 8.

What's wrong?

Won't you tell me what's going on with you?

How are you feeling?

I'm fine.

- What? - What's wrong?

I don't like that painting, and then you get mad.

I don't get it. All I said was that I didn't like it.

It wasn't just about the painting.

I...

I feel like I'm drowning.

Like my stuff can't be here. Your stuff is everywhere, and my stuff is gone.

What stuff?

Like, my CDs... and DVDs.

I can't feel myself here anymore.

It's as if there's no room for me.

How long have you felt like this?

It's not something I think about constantly.

For a couple of weeks.

Why didn't you tell me before?

I'm not dangerous, right?

No.

You seem a bit insecure.

I can't have a boyfriend who's insecure...

...because I'm a determined woman. I know what I want.

I need a guy who'd challenge me.

My other boyfriends were able to do that.

So I need...

you to do that

because if you don't...

I'll just take up what space there is.

So if you want space, you have to take it.

Right?

Sure, but...

If you wanted to keep the CDs, you should've told me. We could've figured it out.

Right.

Maybe I need to be better at saying what I want.

I think that would be really good for us.

Right.

Come here.

I'm glad you told me about this.

Have you been out with your friends recently?

I don't know, maybe.

I'm busy. We're all busy.

I think it would be good for you.

What do you mean?

Just going out and getting drunk.

You'd go out and have fun.

You could do it this Friday.

Should I write it in the calendar?

Do you know when you'll be home?

Not really.

I might be late.

What are you doing?

I'm making cocktails.

- Why? - I'm getting hammered while you're out.

I'm kidding.

But what are you doing?

The Five-Star Dinner Club.

- You didn't tell me about that. - It's over there.

Are you wearing that shirt?

Yes.

- I'm off. - Right. One moment.

- Have a great time, honey. - Yeah.

- You'll get here when you get here. - Sure.

See you.

- Have fun. - You too.

Come on.

Now you just have to hit the skittles.

Yes!

No!

I could do this forever.

- Good thing I'm the rich one. - Do you need money?

That was awful.

Can we talk?

Sure.

I'm still not sure what's normal and what isn't.

What are you talking about?

Marie.

- Oh, sure. - It's like I'm becoming...

a different person.

Okay.

Does that make any sense?

Sure.

No two relationships are the same.

So this search for what's normal

won't lead you anywhere.

Thank you. I think you'll have to...

You have to find out...

what you want.

Sure, but how do I do that?

Then give me an example of what makes you feel like a different person.

Okay. Well, it's different things.

Such as?

Today, when I left, she had friends over.

And I wonder if she wanted me out to have the apartment to herself.

Can't she have friends over?

Yes, but I'm talking about a feeling.

What feeling?

It's unfair, I guess.

- Unfair? - The things you're talking about...

about choosing your battles and giving and taking...

If your apartment was filled with girls

and cocktails, and Pernille had told--

I'd love it. But this is about you, not us.

- It's an example. - We need examples from your life.

- I want to understand you. - It's not about us.

It's about you, your relationship and what you want.

You're not happy.

You're not happy with her.

- Okay. - I think you have three options:

You can stay and accept it as it is...

you can stay and fight to change the way it is, or you can let it go.

You need to get on with it,

to talk to Marie and find out what you want

to find out if you want to shag her.

But now we'll drink beer and play pool.

Everything will be all right, I promise.

It's just girl trouble.

Time for beer!

Hi!

Hi, honey.

You're home early.

- Is this early? - Yes. It's not even midnight.

Okay.

- So we're boring? - Yeah.

- My friends aren't. - No, I see that.

Next time, won't you introduce me?

What do you mean?

I mean that when people come over, I'd like to be introduced.

You could've just said hello. I don't see the problem.

Not when they're all twerking in high heels on our couch.

It wasn't that bad.

I think you've become oversensitive.

- I'm not oversensitive. - It seems like it.

Where are you going?

- What is it? - It's something at Rebecca's work.

It's some kind of house-warming because they're moving to new offices.

When did you plan this?

Earlier tonight.

She mentioned it, and...

What's going on with you?

Is this because you can't go out?

Do you want me to just sit alone in a bar when my friends have left?

- No, I don't think you should do that. - What is it, then?

I've had the most wonderful time with my friends.

We dance and had so much fun.

And I don't want to feel bad about it, please.

Maybe we need a date night?

Wouldn't that be good for us?

I'm going to bed.

I'll clean the rest out tomorrow, okay?

Won't you suck my dick?

Will you give me a blow job?

Suck my dick.

- No. - Suck my dick.

No, no...

I'm sorry.

I think it's a bit disgusting.

Okay.

DATE NIGHT

Welcome.

And there's the light switch.

With a balcony and everything.

- Sure, overlooking Copenhagen. - It's nice.

Isn't there any champagne?

You mean the one right next to you?

Yes. Thank you.

Here you go.

What's that?

- It looks like a card. - It does.

"Honey. My dear Marie.

"Today is our day.

"I hope you've looked forward to it. I have

"I'm excited to be there for you and to be with you,

"because I love you.

"So to that, to today and to us. Cheers."

My goodness!

That's real champagne.

Now we'll have one glass and then we're off.

Okay.

That's quick.

There's still time for a glass, but we have a busy schedule.

- Where are we going? - You'll see.

You're really fighting it.

What?

Never mind. Let's look at the art.

- What? - It's weird that you only stop when I do.

That's because I want to be with you.

Are you afraid of me?

- Sorry? - I said, are you afraid of me?

Why would I be?

It just seems as if you are.

Like, when I ask, you do that thing with your shoulders.

- What do I do? - You get all tense, like this.

- You're doing it again. - What?

You walk on egg shells around me. I can't stand it.

I don't know what I've done to you. That's why I'm asking.

You tiptoe around me, and you act like a little puppy.

Why do you have to do that? Why can't you just be yourself?

Be yourself, but without that ugly football hairdo.

Yes, I'm sorry. But seriously...

it's like there are two of you.

There's the wonderful, funny Rasmus that I fell in love with.

And there's the Rasmus you are now,

scared of doing anything to upset me.

Please tell me if I'm wrong, but aren't you a tad insecure?

Can't you just shut up? Can't you shut the fuck up?!

Shut up!

Please, calm down.

Are you done?

Did that feel good?

You're a tiny person, a tiny little man.

My goodness, Rasmus, you tiny little man.

Marie.

He'd been off the grid for three months, and then he had this awesome exhibition.

And I mean, it was so beyond the established art scene.

And it's lost so much of its value compared to the art we produce

and compared to anything from the London underground.

And even in terms of, you know...

- Hi. - Hi. I'm Rasmus.

I'm Marie's boyfriend.

I lived with Marie in London.

But we haven't seen each other for...

Two years, I think.

If you're free, Daniel's exhibition is tonight.

He's in town? That's crazy.

We'd love to come.

What do you think?

Did you have any plans?

Not at all.

It sounds great.

Awesome. I'll give you the address.

That's so great.

Here you go.

A London reunion.

It'll be wonderful.

- You look great. - Thank you. See you.

Maybe we'll have the rest of our date another day.

We'll save it.

Part two?

Fine with me.

I haven't seen the London crew in ages, and I need to be with people like them.

Beer?

- Thank you. - Come on.

This is really a wonderful exhibition.

I'm so filled with impressions,

I can't wait to talk to Daniel about it.

Don't you have a thousand questions?

I haven't really looked at it yet.

- Maybe we should take a look? - I already have.

- What about you, Rasmus? - Yeah, I had a look.

Anything you'd recommend?

I don't think you should ask me.

Why not?

I know nothing about art.

I look at it one-to-one.

Art should be experienced one-to-one.

Looking at this, do you feel something or you don't?

Jonathan, you can't use feelings as a parameter.

I see Daniel's works as a challenge to

the conventional idea that art is felt.

I'd like to hear what Rasmus has to say.

Looking at this, do you feel anything?

Yes.

But I don't think I should say it.

Say it.

Okay.

It reminds me of homemade children's posters.

Children's posters? That's just your honest opinion.

But Marie probably likes it.

Yes, I really do.

Seriously?

Okay, but you've always been rather schizo.

I'm pretty sure we know each other from London.

Okay, through Maja or...?

- No. - Okay.

- This is Rasmus. - Hi, I'm James.

- So you lived in Stoke Newington? - Yeah.

- We'll talk later. - Sure. See you.

Rasmus, tell me,

when you're not looking at kids' posters, what do you do?

- I work a little too much. - Okay.

- I have a small business with a friend. - A business?

And I go to museums a lot.

- She takes you to museums? - A lot.

- Where have you been? - I've been to Louisiana.

What did you think of Louisiana?

I liked the food there.

You are hilarious!

- They do have an awesome restaurant. - It's so good.

But that's the only good thing about it.

- Really? - Yeah, it's boring.

- Those open sandwiches... - They are delicious.

Listen. That won't be an issue.

- Do you have a VAT number? - Holbæk! Have you ever been there?

- It's new and exciting. - I'm not sure...

Let's do it. Marie, we got the most brilliant idea.

Rasmus,

- me, a fusion business! - Yes.

We'll do art and analysis of...

something.

We don't know yet. The best part is where we'll be.

- Where do you think? - I don't know.

Holbæk! We'll stay in bloody Holbæk with the biggest company you've ever seen.

We're already the cultural centre of western Zealand.

You can come with us if you want.

We'll live together in the same house.

I want to leave.

But we're having fun.

Yes, and now I want to leave.

No.

- Come on, let's stay. - Rasmus.

Wasn't this a date night?

Rasmus, you need to hear this. We had the best idea.

So you know that salmon is a wild animal, and it's awesome

but codfish has this raw--

Marie.

- Come on. - Don't touch me!

- Come on. - What don't you get?

Hey, what's going on?

Can we talk?

- Troels, who is it? - It's just Rasmus, honey.

Let's speak out here.

- Are you okay? - Yes.

- What's going on? - It's just Marie. I'm...

- You know me, right? - Yeah.

Is there something about me I can't see that doesn't work or something?

- Tell me. - There's nothing wrong with you.

I'm going insane.

I don't know what she did, but...

Take it easy, honey. Deep breaths.

We really want to help you, but there's nothing we can do right now.

You have to take a deep breath and calm down.

Get some sleep.

Tomorrow morning you'll look at this in a new light.

I'll be there in a minute, honey.

I think you should.

Bloody hell, Rasmus.

- Are you okay? - Yeah.

- Get some sleep. - Right.

We'll talk. I'm sure it's not you.

Come here, goddammit.

Get some sleep. I'll call you.

We'll talk it over, all right?

See you.

He's barging in here in the middle of the night!

I'm getting up at five. This is going to ruin my sleep!

Marie.

What am I doing wrong?

It's as if I can't do anything right.

I go to your party and try to be myself. What's the bloody problem?

Maybe that's the problem, Rasmus,

that you're just you.

Maybe you should try being someone else,

try to change who you are.

Try being a person who's bearable to be around.

What do you think?

To start with, you could not look like Goofy when I talk to you.

You could stop patting your dog like a ten-year-old boy.

That would be nice.

Stop hugging your mum as if you never see her, and you see her every Sunday.

And the pictures from your childhood...

They are disgusting. They are impossible to look at.

Maybe you should move back,

back home to Mummy and Daddy.

You could sit around the dinner table,

with your disgusting dog, talking about nothing. Wouldn't that be lovely?

- Wouldn't you like that? - What the hell are you doing?

What?

- What the hell are you talking about? - What?

- I'm just asking you. - Of course I won't! What is this?

I'm just saying... I'm just asking you a question.

But okay, you won't do that.

So do you want to keep living here with me?

Or do you want to be the teenager you were before you met me?

If you want that, I think we should go home and pack my stuff

And then we could put your posters back up,

and out your DVDs back again, and find your CDs.

I almost forgot about your guitar. We'll need to find it too, right?

By the way, you're so incredibly horrible at it.

The date night...

You're so sweet.

I'm throwing up in my mouth. That's how sweet it is.

To think that you only do it out of your own insecurity.

It's so off-putting.

If you want to surprise me, then surprise me.

It's not that hard.

Just man up and take me.

Are you done?

Six minutes left: 23-22.

I've got it.

Come on. Pass it.

Yes!

Good job, Troels. Good job.

- Pass it. - Yes!

- That's it. - Good job, Rasmus.

- What happened? - It's so annoying.

- You have to pass it the first time. - Right.

For the birthdays, sure, but cola...

and stuff like that are just no-go.

Fortunately, the kindergarten has a no sugar policy.

Johanne is exactly like your wife.

What's up with that?

- The ladies decide. - We talked about bike helmets too.

- Seven for me. - Seven beers coming up.

- Bloody hell, what's going on? - What?

It's like we've been adopted into a mum's support group.

- Are you okay after what happened? - I'm fine.

- Really? - I need some time, but I feel fine.

- Are you going? - Yeah, I need to take the kinds.

- No. - I had a great time. Talk to you later.

I'm so happy to hear that.

That's so great.

- If you need to talk, give me a call. - Of course.

- What's up, boys? - We're leaving.

What? No, I just bought beer.

- I'm sorry. - We have to go.

- I think there's enough for us two. - Yep.

Just one for me, though.

Pernille texted me, so I'll have to cut it short tonight.

- Just call, okay? - Sure. Say hi from me.

- See you, Carsten. - Sure. Bye.

My phone isn't working.

So I thought I'd come by.

- Right. - It's because I need--

Can I come inside?

Yeah, sure.

- Come on in. - Thank you.

- What's this about? - I need...

that painting I bought from Annika.

- Do you still have it? - Yes.

That's so great.

It's because she's having an exhibition,

and she asked me if she could borrow it.

She can have it.

Well, it's not yours to give.

It was bought with my money, so it is.

That depends on how you look at it.

Right. Then let's just say that's our painting.

And then I'll let you do with it whatever you want.

Thank you.

You're booking a flight?

To Argentina?

That's great!

It'll be really great.

I'm going away for a year.

Okay.

Well, I have to get going,

but this was great.

I miss you, Rasmus.

Shouldn't I have said that?

I'm not sure.

It's just that...

I've been thinking about this.

And there's something

inside of me that tells me this isn't over.

At least, to me it feels...

so wrong.

But perhaps that's just me.

I don't know, Marie. I don't know.

Okay.

It's just that...

I think that...

What we had...

was super...

...special and fantastic and unique...

and I don't think...

it's something you find...

anywhere else.

It drowned in...

all these different things.

But those are things that you can work on...

and do better.

And I know that...

I sometimes say horrible things.

And I have to work on that, and I can change that.

And I know.

I think we'll be making a big mistake

if we don't...

choose love.

I'm sorry.

Surprise!

Baby shower, baby shower!

Thank you.

You're crazy... All the way from London!

It's so wonderful, honey.

Right, I thought we'd have some fruit.

Wonderful. Did you wash it?

Yes, all of it.

I'd love some lemonade. Would you make some pitchers?

Hi. Congratulations.

- Thank you. Hi. - Here you go.

- I'll take it. - Can I help?

- Rasmus is on it. - Of course.

- Just say if you need help. - Sure.

Here's some fruit.

Can't you put it on two plates, so we can put it on the table?

- You want this on two plates? - Yes.

If you don't mind.

Here are the fruit platters.

- Thank you. - Here you go.

- Just take some. - Lovely!

Don't hold back.

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