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- Hey.
CHANDLER: Hey.
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Sorry I'm late.
Did I miss anything?
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Joey stuffing fifteen Oreos
in his mouth.
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Fifteen?
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Your personal best! Ha, ha.
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Mm-mm. Mm.
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Where were you?
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On a date.
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I met this girl on a train
going to a museum upstate.
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PHOEBE: Which museum?
CHANDLER: How'd you meet her?
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No. Answer his.
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We were at the back of the train.
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I sat near the door
so she'd have to pass by me...
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...if she wanted to switch cars.
She was totally at my mercy.
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Were you so late because
you were burying this woman?
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I'm late because
she lives in Poughkeepsie.
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She seems great,
but she's two and a half hours away.
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How can she be great
if she's from Poughkeepsie? Ha-ha-ha.
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That joke would have killed
in Albany.
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Done! I did it.
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Who's stupid now?
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Look! They're lighting
the big Christmas tree tonight.
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Um, that paper is two weeks old.
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Who keeps leaving old newspapers
in the trash?
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I really wanted
to take Kathy to this.
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At least you have somebody
to miss stuff with.
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I hate being alone
this time of year.
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Next it's Valentine's Day...
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...then my birthday, then bang!
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Then they're lighting
that damn tree again.
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I want somebody!
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You know, I want a man!
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It doesn't even have to be
a big relationship. Just a fling!
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I didn't think girls ever
just wanted a fling.
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Let me tell you, it's been
a long time since I've been flung.
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I know what I'm giving you
for Christmas.
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There are nice guys in my office.
Want me to set you up?
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Yeah.
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I've been single a long time.
Why haven't you offered before?
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I have a girlfriend.
I'm happy.
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I no longer go out of my way
to stop others from being happy.
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Okay.
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No accountants.
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And no one from "legal."
I don't like boring jobs.
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And Ross was what?
A lion tamer?
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PHOEBE:
What's wrong, Mon?
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Everybody at work still hates me.
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I was making headway.
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Everyone was smiling at me,
and then I get off work...
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...and find out they wrote this
on my chef's hat.
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Maybe they meant to write
"Quiet, Bitch."
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What's the matter?
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Fine! Just trying to be nice.
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I haven't been picked on this much
since kindergarten.
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And they brought in someone from
junior high to do the see-saw with me.
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[LAUGHING]
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Aw.
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They're trying to make me quit.
If it were any other job, I would.
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But I've waited for this
my whole life.
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Wait, you're the boss.
Yell at them. Or fire them!
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I would love to, but I can't.
I'm not good at confrontation.
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You know what you can do?
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I read about this director,
Orson Welles...
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...who, at the beginning, would
hire somebody just to fire them.
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Then they would all know who was boss.
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I'm not doing anything.
Why not fire me?
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It's a good idea.
Can you waiter?
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Good enough to get fired.
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All right. You're hired!
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Hey!
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That's why I got fired last week!
Does Orson Welles direct commercials?
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Yes.
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I say, Drew?
Are you seeing anybody right now?
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I'm not asking for me.
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I'm not gay.
I'm not asking you out.
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I'm not gay.
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I didn't think you were gay.
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I do now.
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My friend, Rachel,
wants to be set up.
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I just got out of
a big relationship.
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I'm not looking to get serious.
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That's okay. A fling
might be all right with her.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is this "Hot Rachel"
that you took to the Christmas Party?
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By the way, that is her full name.
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Wow! I'm free for her.
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Wait, I didn't say I wasn't free.
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Let's talk it over
at the Ranger game.
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Hold on.
I just got a box of Cubans.
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I'll bring them
by your office at 5.
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That's a little later
than I usually stay, but sure.
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Before the game, we could enjoy
some eight-year-old Basil Haydens.
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I don't know what that is,
but let's!
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I'm writing a holiday song for everyone.
Do you want to hear it?
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JOEY: Yeah!
RACHEL: Yes!
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Okay.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[SINGING]
Happy Hanukkah, Monica
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May your Christmas be snowy, Joey
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Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross
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Spin the dreidel, Rachel
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- Pheebs, that's great!
PHOEBE: Oh, yay!
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But you know, uh,
Rachel doesn't rhyme with dreidel.
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I know, but it's so hard.
Nothing rhymes with your stupid name!
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What are you talking about?
Lots of things rhyme with Rachel:
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Bagel, mail, jail, bail, cable.
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Maypole.
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All good. Thanks.
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Um, do you, maybe, have a nickname
that's easier to rhyme?
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- Didn't your dad call you "Pumpkin"?
- Oh, yeah.
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But did he ever call you
"Budolph"?
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- Hello, children.
ALL: Hey.
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Have I got the 50 guys for you!
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Really?
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I showed them your picture.
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Guys are throwing themselves at me
and giving me stuff.
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- Knicks tonight?
- Where are the seats?
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Wherever! I've got 20.
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Will I like any of these guys?
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You know, I'm going to, uh...
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...play the field a little bit more.
RACHEL: Chandler...
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Guys are signing over
their 401 Ks to me.
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You work with robots?
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Yes.
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One guy, Patrick, you'll like him.
He's nice, funny and a swimmer.
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I like swimmers' bodies.
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His dad made the magnetic strip
on credit cards.
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I like credit cards!
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I'm not bad at this!
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- What does he do?
- He works in fine foods.
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- You have a fine foods division?
- It's a big company...
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Now, wait a second.
You make food and robots?
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No, the robots just work for them.
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MONICA:
All right, I'm going to work.
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Does anybody have
a problem with that?
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Yeah, lady. I do!
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I got a problem!
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I'll give you a problem!
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What will you do?
Fire me?
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You bet your ass I'll fire you!
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See you later.
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I should go.
I've got a date.
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With who?
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You know the girl
who lives in Poughkeepsie?
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Not her.
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This is someone else.
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I can't decide between the two.
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The one from Poughkeepsie, though
two hours away, is pretty...
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...really smart and a lot of fun.
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But this other girl,
she lives right uptown.
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She's just as pretty.
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I guess she's smart.
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She's not fun.
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If she's no fun,
why date her at all?
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I want to give her a chance.
She lives so close.
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And, at the end of the date,
she said something that...
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...if she was kidding,
was very funny.
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If she wasn't kidding, she's not fun.
She's stupid and racist.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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How was your first day
at the restaurant?
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Damn!
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JOEY: Hey.
MONICA: Hey.
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What happened to your fancy jacket?
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They baked it.
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I can't take this anymore.
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- I'm going to fire you tonight.
- You got it. Oh, oh!
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What are you doing?
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You're still on fire there.
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I think you got it!
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Chandler, you have
the best taste in men.
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Like father, like son.
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Patrick and I had such
a great time last night!
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This could, maybe, get serious.
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I thought you weren't looking
for serious. Just a fling?
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Well, you know, possibly.
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You didn't tell him that,
though, right?
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Uh, no?
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You told this guy that
I was looking for a fling?
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- You don't tell him that!
- Why not?
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I'd be thrilled if some hot girl...
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I see.
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You telling him I want a fling
and me putting out...
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...he's so going to get
the wrong idea!
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Joey, could you pass the cheese?
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I'd prefer you didn't call me Joey.
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I thought it might be fun
to try out a cool nickname.
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Hey, Dragon!
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Here's your tips
from Monday and Tuesday.
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There's $300 in this one.
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People get generous
around the holidays.
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And it never hurts
to wear tight trousers.
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00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,975
Could the waiters listen
to the specials?
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There's Chilean sea bass
with a mango relish...
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Why is nobody writing these?
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We can remember them.
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Because you'll make up fake specials
and make me cook them?
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Sure, that too.
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Forget the specials for a minute.
Um, here's the thing...
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For the last two weeks I have, uh...
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...tried hard to create
a positive atmosphere.
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Can't hear you!
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Positive atmosphere.
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But I've had it up to here.
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From now on,
it is going to be my way...
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...or the highway. All right?
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Does anybody have
a problem with that?
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Hey, new guy.
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I said, does anybody
have a problem with that?
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No, ma'am.
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He has a name. It's Dragon.
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You want to know your name?
Check your hat.
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We did the hat, right?
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- What the hell just happened?
- I am so sorry.
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I was going to do it.
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But I was standing there
with $327 in one hand...
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...and $238 in the other.
And I was thinking...
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...it's been a long time since I had...
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...327 plus $238!
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We had a deal! It's why you're here.
I've got to fire you!
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And I got to pay rent!
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How about you don't fire me.
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Instead, I stay.
I gain their trust.
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They'll listen to the nice things
I say about you.
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What nice things?
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Nothing yet. They hate you,
and I want to fit in.
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[SINGING] Happy Hanukkah,
Chandler and Monica, Merry, merry...
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You know what, Pheebs?
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I'm not Jewish so...
228
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,534
Ross doesn't decorate his tree
with floss...
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...but he's not complaining.
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[MUMBLING]
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Bad dream?
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I wasn't sleeping.
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What was Phoebe's song about?
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It's the one with the cat.
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I got to go.
I've got another date.
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PHOEBE:
Did you pick one yet?
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It turns out the one
from uptown was making a joke.
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It was a different joke.
It wasn't that funny.
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So I'm still torn.
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You don't like the one from uptown.
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And you're exhausted
from dating Poughkeepsie.
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Just end them both!
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Go to Poughkeepsie
and break up with her.
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Then break up with uptown.
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By the time you get home,
you're done!
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You're right. Thank you.
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I had a similar problem
when I lived in Prague.
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- Prague?
- So much you don't know.
249
00:15:45,027 --> 00:15:46,027
RACHEL:
Chandler?
250
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,655
Patrick just, uh, ended things with me.
251
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:53,952
Did you or didn't you tell him
I wanted a serious relationship?
252
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,245
I did! I absolutely did!
253
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,247
You idiot!
254
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,750
I'm sure you're right.
But why?
255
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:05,880
You don't tell a guy that
you want a serious relationship.
256
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:08,049
Now you scared him away!
257
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:11,260
I am sorry.
I am so sorry.
258
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:14,472
You should never be allowed
to talk to people!
259
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,933
I know, I know!
260
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:20,144
Now I'm right back where I started.
261
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:21,896
This sucks!
262
00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:24,148
Being alone sucks!
263
00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:26,734
You'll meet somebody.
264
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:28,903
You're a great catch!
265
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:33,908
When I told those guys about you,
I didn't have to lie once.
266
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,661
- Really?
- Yeah.
267
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:40,415
You graduated magna cum laude, right?
268
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,375
No.
269
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:44,585
It doesn't matter.
270
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:51,259
I got tickets to the Ranger game.
You want to come with me?
271
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,345
Cute guys in little shorts?
272
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:55,847
Sure.
273
00:16:57,307 --> 00:17:02,103
Actually, it's a hockey team.
Angry Canadians with no teeth.
274
00:17:02,312 --> 00:17:04,731
That sounds fun too.
Thank you.
275
00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:06,065
Okay.
276
00:17:09,945 --> 00:17:12,238
Have you ever been with a woman?
277
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:14,991
What?
278
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,368
What is the matter with you?
279
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:21,205
There is no good time
to ask that question.
280
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:28,463
The station is Poughkeepsie.
Poughkeepsie!
281
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:33,384
Ross?
282
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,012
Wake up!
283
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:41,684
Ross? Ross! Ross!
284
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,647
I need more swordfish.
285
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,402
- Can you get me more swordfish?
- I don't speak English.
286
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,529
You just did.
287
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,240
I don't know what to tell you.
288
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,951
Fine.
289
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,630
MONICA:
Very funny.
290
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,091
Let me out, please.
291
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,676
Come on, I'm cold!
292
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,345
[CRASHING]
293
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:20,890
And covered in marinara sauce!
294
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,475
Let me out!
295
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,981
You found that handle, did you?
296
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,903
- It's not funny.
- Well, that's not true.
297
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:39,408
I'm a good person.
And I'm a good chef.
298
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:43,746
And I don't deserve to have
marinara sauce all over me!
299
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,666
If you want me
to quit this bad then...
300
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,709
Hey. Chef Geller?
301
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,462
You know that speech you made?
302
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,923
I got a problem with it!
303
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,845
- You do?
- You bet I do!
304
00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:03,432
I just, uh, wasn't listening then,
that's all.
305
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:08,980
If you want a problem,
I'll give you a problem!
306
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,150
What are you going to do?
Fire me?
307
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,903
You bet I'll fire you!
Get out of my kitchen!
308
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:18,364
Get out!
309
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:22,785
All right.
310
00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,746
Anybody else got a problem?
311
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,999
How about you, chuckles?
312
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,959
You think this is funny now?
313
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,210
No.
314
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:36,841
What if I dance covered in sauce?
You think it's funny?
315
00:19:37,885 --> 00:19:39,594
No, it's really good.
316
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:43,431
Take those salads to table four.
317
00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:45,433
And you, get the swordfish!
318
00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:47,185
And you!
319
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,187
Get a haircut!
320
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:56,944
Last stop, Montreal.
The stop is Montreal!
321
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,282
What?
322
00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:08,998
I bet myself
that you had beautiful eyes.
323
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,709
Now that I see them, I win!
324
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:15,963
What?
325
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:20,426
We're at my stop.
Would you like to have coffee?
326
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,349
Are we really in Montreal?
327
00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:27,975
Yes, we are.
328
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:29,685
So coffee?
329
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,439
Coffee sounds great.
330
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,360
Wait.
331
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,528
So you live in Montreal?
332
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:43,449
No, but it's only a two-hour
ferry ride to Nova Scotia.
333
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:49,497
JOEY: I should have thought
about my wife and kids...
334
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:52,041
...before I talked back
to Chef Geller.
335
00:20:53,418 --> 00:20:54,460
Thanks.
336
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:58,965
It will be a lean Christmas
at the Dragon house this year.
337
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,469
Enough!
338
00:21:04,846 --> 00:21:07,390
JOEY:
Lean, lean, lean!
339
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:13,688
[SINGING] Went to the store
Sat on Santa's lap
340
00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:16,941
Asked him to bring my friends
All kinds of crap
341
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:21,904
Said all you need is
To write them a song
342
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:26,075
Now you haven't heard it yet
So don't try to sing along
343
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,370
No, don't sing along
344
00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:32,790
Monica, Monica
345
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,252
Have a happy Hanukkah
346
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:40,131
Saw Santa Claus
347
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:43,801
He said hello to Ross
348
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:47,888
And please tell Joey
349
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:51,392
Christmas will be snowy
350
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:55,896
And Rachel and Chandler
351
00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:58,566
[MUMBLES]
352
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:03,404
Happy holidays, everybody!
353
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,414
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