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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
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CHANDLER [OVER PHONE]: It's me. I know
you can't stand to be in the same room.
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I just thought I'd try and apologize
over the phone...
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
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CHANDLER [OVER PHONE]: Look, I never
should've kissed your girlfriend, and I'm...
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Stop calling!
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CHANDLER [OVER PHONE]:
Hey, hey, hey. This is 92.3 WXRK K-Rock...
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...calling with our $1000 daily challenge.
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All right.
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What is the name of...
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...your roommate who is very, very sorry
and would do anything...?
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Ugh, turkey.
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Ugh, giving thanks. Ugh.
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Look, everyone,
it's the spirit of Thanksgiving.
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Are things with Joey any better?
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They couldn't be worse.
I spent eight hours calling him...
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...trying to get him to talk to me.
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Oh, wow. Eight hours.
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So you could probably really use one
of those plug-in telephone headsets, huh?
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Should we all expect Christmas gifts
that can be stolen from your office?
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You shouldn't.
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Speaking of Christmas...
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...since Monica and I are starting
a new business and have like no money...
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...this year maybe we could do Secret Santa
and then we each only buy one gift.
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And there's the added mystery of,
you know, who gets who.
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Who gets "whom."
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I don't know why I do that.
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[CROWD CHEERING ON TV]
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Oh, I'm gonna take a nap.
Turkey makes me sleepy.
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We haven't eaten yet.
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I know, but all that work you're doing
to get it ready, and I just...
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Hey, did either of you pick Rachel
for your Secret Santa?
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- Because I wanna trade for her.
- I picked her. Oh, thank God, you want her.
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Ooh.
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Wow, why do you wanna get rid of her
so badly?
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Because she exchanges
every gift she gets.
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It's, like, impossible
to get her something she likes.
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Come on, let's trade.
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That's not true.
I got her that backpack and she loved it.
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I remember how much she was crying
the day that big dog ran off with...
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There was no big dog.
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This sucks, because I already got her
this briefcase and I had "R.G." put on it.
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- Her initials.
- Oh.
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Maybe you can give it to somebody else.
Oh. Like Ross Geller.
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Oh, you know what, though?
It's a girlie briefcase.
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Who cares? He works in a museum.
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Hey, what time is it?
The big game's about to start.
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Ross and Joey aren't here.
You can watch the parade if you want.
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Thanks.
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MONICA:
What is wrong with this freezer? Ow! Ow!
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- God, what happened?
- Oh, my God, ice just got in my eye.
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People are trying to sleep in here.
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Monica got ice in her eye and it hurts.
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- Open it up. Let me see.
- Oh, I can't. It really kills.
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Well, maybe you should put
some ice on it.
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- Ooh, it looks bad.
- Maybe we should take you to a doctor.
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No, my eye doctor is Richard.
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I can't go to him
when I don't have a boyfriend.
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He's really picky about his patients.
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Okay, you've gotta go.
What's his office number?
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Oh, like I remember his office number.
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Speed dial 7.
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Hi, yeah, I'm calling on behalf
of Monica Geller's eye, and...
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Is Richard Burke in today?
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He's out of town.
Does she wanna see the on-call doctor?
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- Yes.
- Yes. She's very excited about that.
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It's so cool.
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Till Monica gets back, it's like I'm head chef
and I get to make all the decisions.
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Hey, hey, I thought she told you
to follow the recipe exactly.
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Okay, get out of my kitchen.
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All right, okay. I think I'm making
some progress with Joey.
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When I went into the apartment,
he went to his bedroom...
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...but he only slammed the door once.
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I mean, yeah,
he gave me the finger while doing it.
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All right, I gotta call my mom and ask her
a left-handed cooking question.
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So listen,
I picked Monica for Secret Santa...
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...but I'm getting her something
for Hanukkah.
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You wanna switch?
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Oh, you know what?
I was trying to trade for, uh, ahem, well, you.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Really? Wow, that's so nice.
What are you gonna get me?
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I don't know, R.G. I was thinking
something girlie for your office.
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Yeah. Well, maybe Phoebe
will switch with me.
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Then you're gonna get stuck with Rachel,
and she exchanges every gift she ever gets.
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Oh, that's not true.
I got her lots of stuff she never took back.
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Like?
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Like that gold necklace
I got her last year.
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When was the last time
you saw her wear it?
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Well, she wore it all Christmas day
and then, uh...
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Big dog?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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What are you doing?
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Sending back this stuff Chandler bought
out of guilt.
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- Everything? Even the TV?
- No, I'm gonna put that in my room.
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Listen, Joey.
I know what he did was wrong.
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But don't you think
you could hear the guy out?
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When you and Rachel were together...
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...if Chandler had kissed her,
would you hear him out?
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That's a good point.
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So how long you gonna punish him?
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Five years.
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You've sentenced him?
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Hey, don't do the crime
if you can't do the time.
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- But, Joey, the guy's your best friend.
- No, was my best friend.
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I don't know why
you're pushing for him so hard.
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With him out of the way as my best friend,
there's a spot open.
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- Who, me?
- Yeah.
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Wow. I'm honored.
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You know what I'm gonna do
as my first act as your best friend?
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I'm gonna get you to talk to Chandler.
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All right.
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Oh, but if you weren't my best friend...
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Ah.
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Oh, my God. Is it really that bad?
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I walk in the room,
and he won't even talk to me.
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He just mumbles something in Italian.
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And I know he only knows
the bad words.
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Hey, Gunther, have you seen Chandler?
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I thought you were Chandler.
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But, um, one of you is over there.
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Oh.
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Hey, Joe.
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[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
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I'll be right with you, okay?
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Thanks for coming in.
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Oh, my God.
How cute is the on-call doctor?
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Oh. So cute that I'm thinking
about jamming this pen in my eye.
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[MONICA CHUCKLES]
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[INTERCOM BUZZES]
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Dr. Burke will see you now.
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Oh, no, no, no, not Dr. Burke.
Dr. Burke's out of town.
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The on-call doctor will see me now.
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Dr. Richard Burke is out.
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Dr. Timothy Burke, his son,
will see you now.
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Ready?
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Hey, I'm sorry. That...
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- Where you going?
- My folks'.
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Oh. Uh...
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When you coming back?
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I don't know.
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I might stay there for a few days
while I look for an apartment.
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What?
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Yeah, you know, at first I thought
we could talk about this, work it out.
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But seeing you two together, I don't...
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Hey, look, what do you want me to say?
Do you want me to say I'll stop seeing her?
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It's not about her. Okay?
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But seeing you two together
just reminds me of what you did.
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And I don't wanna live with someone
who doesn't know what it is to be a friend.
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- So I'll see you.
- Hey, look, I know what it is to be a friend.
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- I just... I screwed up.
- Yeah, you did.
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And that's why I'm leaving.
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[CHICK & DUCK SQUAWKING]
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Look, if you're not gonna stay for me,
then at least stay for them.
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Okay? They have had a very difficult year,
what with the robbery and all.
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When that guy was robbing us...
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...and I was locked in the entertainment unit
for six hours...
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...do you know what I was doing?
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I was thinking about how I let you down.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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If I'd have known what kind of friend you
were gonna be, I wouldn't have worried.
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- See you around.
- All right, wait, come on.
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Just wait one second.
There has to be something that I can do.
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If we still had that unit...
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...I would get in there for six hours
and think about how I let you down.
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What?
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We got a box.
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I remember the last time I saw you.
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It was the morning I left for college.
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You were just standing
outside the Dairy Queen.
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Heh. Just probably waiting for it to open.
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Gotta tell you, you look great now.
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- You look great too.
- You're an excellent patient.
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So how does it look?
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You've got a little scratch on your cornea.
You're gonna have to wear a patch.
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Like a pirate?
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If that helps you.
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Ahem. So how long have you been working
with your dad?
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Come on, one of us had to mention him.
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I moved back here a couple months ago.
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Ah.
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- Big family dinner tonight?
- Uh...
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MONICA:
No way.
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I was gonna have Thanksgiving
at my girlfriend's.
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- Oh.
- But we broke up.
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Oh?
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She wasn't ready
for a serious commitment.
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Oh.
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[IN PIRATE VOICE] So you made her
walk the plank, aye, matey?
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You're not wearing the patch yet.
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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
I know.
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- He's coming here for Thanksgiving?
- I know. It's sick.
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- Why is it sick?
- Because it's Richard's son.
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It's like inviting a Greek tragedy
over for dinner.
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I mean, come on,
Phoebe, you understand, don't you?
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Yeah, I could see where I'd be
your best shot, but no.
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- Sorry, honey. I think it's twisted.
- Yeah.
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- What's twisted?
- Oh. Me going out with Richard's son.
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Ew.
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Ew, ew, ew.
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CHANDLER:
It sounds like a really bad idea to me.
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Is he okay in there?
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He's fine.
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You know, if things work out
between you and Richard's son...
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...you'll be able to tell your kids
that you slept with their grandfather.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Fine, judge all you want to.
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But married a lesbian, left a man at the altar,
fell in love with a gay ice dancer...
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...threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire,
live in a box.
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So, now, ahem,
what exactly is the point of the box?
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Chandler?
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CHANDLER:
The meaning of the box is threefold.
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One, it gives me the time
to think about what I did.
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Two, it proves how much I care
about my friendship with Joey.
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And three...
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...it hurts.
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- Oh, hey, hey, uh...
- Hmm?
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Remember that necklace
I gave you last year?
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Can I see it?
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Why?
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I just wanna check something.
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Okay.
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Now we'll see.
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CHANDLER:
Air hole! Air hole!
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Here it is. I love it. I wear it all the time.
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The necklace I got you was gold.
This is silver.
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Huh.
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Well, maybe, it, uh...
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...it changed.
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Oh, my God. You actually exchanged it.
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Isn't it better that I exchange it
for something that I enjoy...
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...and I can get a lot of use out of?
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What did you get?
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Credit.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it.
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- Hi, Tim.
- Hi.
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Hi. Thank you. Come meet my friends.
241
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- This is Phoebe.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
242
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- And Joey.
- Hey.
243
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,593
TIM: Joey.
MONICA: My brother, Ross.
244
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:06,928
- Hey.
MONICA: And Rachel.
245
00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:08,763
- Hi.
CHANDLER: Ahem.
246
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:09,931
[MONICA CLEARS THROAT]
247
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:14,269
- That's Chandler.
CHANDLER: How do you do?
248
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:18,189
- What's...?
- Um, well, he's, um...
249
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:20,692
He's doing some thinking.
250
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,529
MAN [ON TV]:
He's got it.
251
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:25,947
- Yes!
- Yeah!
252
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:29,534
CHANDLER: What happened?
- You kissed my girlfriend.
253
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:35,081
Ooh, I like those sunglasses.
254
00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:36,666
"Like them" like them...
255
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:40,128
...or "I'd like to get store credit
for that amount" like them?
256
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,173
[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
257
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,596
All right, everybody. This turkey is ready.
258
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:52,348
- Where can I wash up?
MONICA: Here.
259
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:54,100
Let me show you.
260
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:58,313
The towels are hanging next to the sink.
And you can use the fancy soap. Ha, ha.
261
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,189
Thank you.
262
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:04,110
Fancy soap?
I thought we were saving that for the Pope.
263
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,155
See? He's nice, right?
264
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:11,034
Do you really wanna be in a relationship
where you can actually use the phrase...
265
00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:13,328
..."That's not how your dad
used to do it"?
266
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,710
Wow, everything looks great.
Where should I sit?
267
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:21,961
Saved you a seat.
268
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,298
Sick, sick, sick.
269
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:26,966
[KNOCKING]
270
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:28,718
Oh, I'll get it.
271
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CHANDLER:
Gotcha.
272
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[CHANDLER LAUGHS]
273
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,934
That doesn't sound like thinking to me.
274
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,479
CHANDLER: Sorry.
- I don't think you should be talking at all.
275
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:42,941
I think you got too much thinking to do
to be talking and making jokes.
276
00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:44,817
CHANDLER:
Okay, okay, you got it.
277
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:47,403
- Ross, could you pass me the yams?
- Sure.
278
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:50,823
Oh, and Joey's got the mashed potatoes
if you want to exchange them.
279
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,705
Will you stop?
What is the matter with you?
280
00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:59,499
Heh, heh. We've got company.
281
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,836
There's nothing the matter with me.
282
00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:06,214
See, I'm not completely devoid
of sentiment.
283
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,007
See, I have feelings.
284
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:11,135
Okay, fine.
285
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:21,104
CHANDLER: You can't tell, but I'm trying
to break the tension by mooning you guys.
286
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,403
All right, look.
287
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:31,656
If this is just a big joke to you,
then forget about it, all right?
288
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,658
This means something to me.
289
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:36,536
If it doesn't mean anything to you,
then get out of there.
290
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:39,372
Otherwise, you're just an idiot in a box.
291
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,583
CHANDLER: You're right. I'm sorry.
This means a lot to me.
292
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:47,922
I want you to be my friend again.
I swear I won't say another word tonight.
293
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:51,259
- So you're gonna take this thing seriously?
CHANDLER: Absolutely.
294
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,970
That sounds like another word to me.
295
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:57,390
Are you gonna take this seriously?
296
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:02,603
Okay.
297
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:07,358
Don't say that I have no sentiment.
298
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:11,446
This is a movie stub from our first date.
299
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:15,450
This is an eggshell from the first time
you made me breakfast in bed.
300
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:20,246
This is from the museum,
the first time we...
301
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:21,873
...were together.
302
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:28,087
Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes,
but I keep the things that matter.
303
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,424
I don't know what to say. I'm sorry.
304
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,093
Though...
305
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,345
...you're not supposed to take these.
306
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,643
It's like a million years old.
307
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:46,272
We actually...
We have people looking for that.
308
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,029
Oh, this always happens.
309
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,073
Here, let me, um...
310
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,033
Thank you.
311
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:03,247
You have very beautiful...
312
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:05,041
...eye.
313
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,669
My friends all think this is weird.
314
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:13,466
I thought it was gonna be weird.
I almost called to cancel, but it really isn't.
315
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:17,428
I know. I mean, it's like me and your dad,
that's a totally separate thing.
316
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,930
Oh, I totally agree.
317
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,975
I mean, we're just two people
who find each other...
318
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,228
...very attractive.
319
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:26,979
Right?
320
00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:41,035
- What?
- Nothing, nothing.
321
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:43,454
No, no, really. Oh, was that not okay?
322
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:44,997
No, no, no, that was good.
323
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:48,584
That was, uh... That was a good kiss.
324
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,547
- Oh, my God. It didn't remind you of my...?
- Oh, don't say it.
325
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,632
- But it did, didn't it?
- Yes!
326
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,467
Oh, man.
327
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,469
I know.
328
00:18:58,637 --> 00:18:59,887
[BOTH SHUDDER]
329
00:19:03,725 --> 00:19:05,143
[MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV]
330
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:06,853
[SHUDDERS]
331
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,062
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
332
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I got it.
333
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,399
[JOEY CLEARS THROAT]
334
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:15,736
Oh.
335
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:18,614
- Hey.
- Hey.
336
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:22,326
- I want you to know how sorry I am...
- It's okay.
337
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,370
Chandler's the one I'm mad at, so...
338
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:27,415
Well, I'm still sorry.
339
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:31,002
- Is he here?
- In the box.
340
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:39,927
Chandler?
341
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:42,722
Oh, he can't talk right now.
342
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:45,016
Why not? What's going on?
343
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:48,227
He's trying to show Joey
how much he means to him.
344
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:52,481
- By being in a box?
- Joey had reasons.
345
00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:55,401
They were threefold.
346
00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,864
Oh. Well, uh...
347
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:03,951
...you not being able to talk
might actually make this easier.
348
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:07,288
Listen, um...
349
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,173
Listen.
350
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:23,638
I don't wanna be someone
who comes between two best friends.
351
00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:27,642
I just... I can't stand seeing
what this is doing to you guys.
352
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:30,603
And I don't wanna be the cause of that.
353
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:34,148
So I don't think
we can see each other anymore.
354
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,735
I'm gonna go to my mom's in Chicago.
355
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,571
I'm gonna stay there for a while.
356
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:49,455
I think this could have been something
really amazing.
357
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:54,168
But, you know,
this is probably for the best.
358
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,170
You know?
359
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:02,802
I'm gonna miss you.
360
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,932
Goodbye, Chandler.
361
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:14,230
[DOOR OPENS]
362
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:16,857
[DOOR CLOSES]
363
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:20,027
Open the box.
364
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,029
RACHEL: What?
- He can still catch her.
365
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:25,825
Hey, come on. Get out of there.
Get out of there.
366
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:30,121
- So...?
- Yeah, we're gonna be fine. Get out.
367
00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:33,708
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
368
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:36,168
You did some real good thinking in there.
369
00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:38,087
I mean, this is...
370
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:39,380
[MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY]
371
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:44,969
Now go. You could still catch her.
372
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,888
And merry Christmas
from your Secret Santa.
373
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,395
All right, who got Chandler?
Because I need to trade.
374
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:02,194
Oh, he sees her.
375
00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:05,239
Aw, and he's catching up to her.
376
00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:07,908
Oh, she sees him.
377
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,494
- Oh, they're hugging.
RACHEL: Aw.
378
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:14,373
He's taking her purse.
379
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:19,378
Uh, that's not them.
I'm gonna go call the police.
380
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:23,257
- Oh, there they are.
- Where?
381
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:24,800
- Ah!
- Oh.
382
00:22:24,968 --> 00:22:26,260
Aw.
383
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,600
All right, get a room.
384
00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:41,567
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