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[COAT RIPS]
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Wow. That ripped.
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That ripped real nice.
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How many times do I have to tell you?
You turn and slide.
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You know? Turn and slide.
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No, you don't turn and slide.
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You throw it out.
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I'm tired of having to get a tetanus shot
every time I get dressed.
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Well, we're not throwing it out.
I built this thing with my own hands.
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All right.
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How about we sell it?
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All right.
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But you're gonna have to tell them.
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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You mind if we stick you in a different
cabinet? They seem all right with it.
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[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]
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CHIP [ON RECORDING]: Monica, it's Chip.
- Yes.
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- Who's Chip?
- Shh.
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CHIP:
It was good running into you today.
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So, uh, here's my number. 555-9323.
Give me a call. Later.
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Chip is Chip Matthews.
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The guy who took Rachel to the prom?
Why's he calling you?
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Because I ran into him at the bank.
He is still so cute.
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Monica, you're so lucky.
He's, like, the most popular guy in school.
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I know.
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Chip? Hi, it's Monica.
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Okay.
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Okay. Goodbye.
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Oh, my God.
We just had the best conversation.
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- I was just leaving.
RACHEL: Good.
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Because I've got a product report
to read.
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It's, like, eight pages.
I hope I don't fall asleep.
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Why? Did you write it?
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Whoa.
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Look at that.
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Chip Matthews called.
I wonder what he wants.
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Well, uh, actually...
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I bet he sensed that I was ready
to have sex with another guy.
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Well, um...
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Why don't you give him a call?
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Okay.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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- Are you sure you want to hear this?
- Oh, I'm sure.
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Chip. Hi, it's Rachel.
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Rachel Green.
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Yeah. Um, you left me a message?
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Yes, you did.
My roommate wrote it down.
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Monica Geller?
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Oh.
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Oh, that's right.
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He called to ask out Monica.
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That's got to be embarrassing.
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[SINGING]
Dumb drunken bitch
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Thank you. Thanks. Ha, ha.
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Now here's a question.
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Where'd you guys get the "finest oak
east of the Mississippi"?
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Uh-uh. First you tell us where you got
the prettiest lace in all the land.
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I'm reading your ad.
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- Looks good, huh?
ROSS: Yeah.
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"Stunning entertainment center, fine...
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Fine Italian craftsmanship."
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Oh, my God. You guys are selling
the entertainment center?
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- Why? I love that thing.
- You want it?
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- Oh, no.
- No.
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Uh, Gepetto?
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Five thousand dollars?
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Are you insane?
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Hey, the ad alone cost 300 bucks.
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All right, look, I'm changing it to $50
or your best offer.
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What kind of profit is that?
And you call yourself an accountant?
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No.
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Oh.
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What do you do?
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I can't believe you don't know
what I do for a living.
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- I actually don't know.
- Yeah, something to do with numbers?
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[CAT MEOWS]
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Oh, my God, no. Shoo, kitty. No.
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No, no. Shoo. Come on, you. Come on.
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Crazy.
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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Nothing. Nothing.
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What? What's wrong?
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I just...
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I just have this really strong feeling
that this cat is my mother.
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You mean, the mom you met in Montauk?
She was a cat?
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No. No, no. She was a human lady.
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This is the spirit of my mom, Lily.
The one that killed herself.
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Are you sure she's in the cat?
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Or have you been taking your grandma's
glaucoma medicine again?
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No, Dr. Skeptismo.
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I'm sure. First of all,
okay, there's the feeling.
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Okay, and for another, how about the fact
that she went into my guitar case...
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...which is lined with orange felt.
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My mother's favorite fish
was orange roughy.
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Cats like fish.
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[SCOFFS]
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Hi, Mommy.
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Oh. I haven't seen this smile in 17 years.
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- Dude, Phoebe's mom's got a huge pair of...
- Let it go.
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Hey.
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Um, when were you gonna tell me
that you're going out with Chip Matthews?
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Now?
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- Is it okay if I go out with Chip Matthews?
- No. It's not okay.
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I can't believe you'd want to
after what he did to me.
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What, that thing at the prom?
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Monica, I couldn't find him for two hours.
He was having sex with Amy Welsh.
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Come on, that was back in high school.
How could that still bother you?
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I mean, why of all people
do you have to go out with Chip?
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Look, you and I went to different schools.
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Okay, that doesn't help because
we went to the same high school.
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You went to one
where you were popular.
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And you got to ride off
on Chip's motorcycle...
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...and wear his letterman jacket.
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I went to one where I wore a band uniform
that you had to have specially made.
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They had to have that specially made?
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It was a project
for one of the Home Ec. Classes.
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Oh, my God.
They told us that was for the mascot.
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Back then I thought
that I'd never, ever get the chance...
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...to go out with a Chip Matthews.
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And now he's called me up
and asked me out.
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And the fat girl inside of me
really wants to go. I owe her this.
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I never let her eat.
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- Oh, you go out with him.
- Oh, really?
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Yeah.
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If it's possible,
could you leave him somewhere...
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...and go have sex with another guy?
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I'll try.
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So you guys having any luck
getting rid of the entertainment center?
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There were a couple calls last night...
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...but, uh, I don't think any of them
are gonna work out.
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Yes, Joey has a very careful
screening process.
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Apparently not everyone is qualified
to own wood and nails.
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Stop it. Stop it.
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She keeps squirming
and trying to get away.
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Just like when she was alive.
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So, Pheebs, how long is your mom
gonna be with us?
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Well, I'm not sure.
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I mean, I guess until she, you know,
gets used to the fact that there's...
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...you know, a new mom.
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You know, I think she's worried
that she's gonna be replaced.
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Well, that's not gonna happen, is it? No.
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Okay, I have to return a call
in the other room.
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Why can't you use the phone in here?
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Well, I'm returning a call from
a certain mom at the B-E-A-C-H.
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I just spelled the wrong word.
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So, guys, am I crazy or does Phoebe's mom
remind anyone else of a cat?
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- Ross, don't start.
ROSS: Come on.
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You can't tell me you actually believe
that there's a woman inside that cat?
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I believe it.
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- No, you don't.
- Yes, I do.
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ROSS:
No, you...
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You know what?
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You're not gonna suck me into this.
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Oh, sure I am.
Because you always have to be right.
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I do not always have... Okay, okay.
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[ROSS CHUCKLES]
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Jurassic Park could happen.
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Wow. That's, uh... That's pretty nice.
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"Pretty nice"?
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You'll have to pardon my roommate.
He wanted to marry this.
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We don't have 50 bucks.
But would you be willing to trade for it?
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We got a canoe.
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You know,
I really don't think we need a canoe.
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You gotta take the canoe.
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All right, just...
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Just take the entertainment center.
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And then when you get home,
throw the canoe away.
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We're not throwing it away.
I built that canoe.
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Good for you.
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You guys, you're never gonna believe
what I just found on a telephone pole.
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Looks kind of familiar?
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Apparently Phoebe's mother
also goes by the name Julio.
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You guys, there's a little girl
in SoHo looking for this cat.
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- I mean, you know what that means?
- Yeah, 200-dollar reward split five ways.
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Do we have to tell her?
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- Yes, we have to tell her.
- Oh, but it's made her so happy.
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Little girl misses her cat.
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Crazy lady thinks her mother is in a cat.
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Okay, ha, ha, you know what?
I have to go have dinner with my son.
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Can I trust that when you see Phoebe,
you will tell her?
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GROUP:
Yeah.
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Thank you.
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Ugh. I hate it when Ross is right.
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- He is right, isn't he?
- You know what?
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This might be one of the times
when he's wrong.
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JOEY & RACHEL: You think?
- Oh, no, he's right.
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- Hi.
GROUP: Hi. Hey.
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Uh, Pheebs, ahem...
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- About your mom, heh.
PHOEBE: Yeah?
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How's that going?
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So great.
Oh, we took a nap together today.
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My mom fell asleep on my tummy
and purred.
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That's so sweet.
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I'm gonna get some coffee.
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[MONICA CLEARS THROAT]
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Huh? What'd you say, Joe?
I'll be right there.
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[RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]
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- Pheebs...
- I just feel so...
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- All right.
- I'm coming already.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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MONICA:
Not yet, not yet, not yet.
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- Hello, Chip.
- Hey, Rach. How you doing?
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I'm great. I'm great.
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Got a great job at Bloomingdale's.
I have wonderful friends.
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And even though I'm not
seeing anyone right now...
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...I've really never felt better
about myself.
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So, uh, Monica ready yet?
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She'll be out in a second.
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So, Chip, how's, um, Amy Welsh?
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Amy Welsh?
Wow, I haven't seen her since...
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So, Monica about ready?
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This is the unit for you, my friend.
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Sturdy construction,
tons of storage compartments.
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Some big enough to fit a grown man.
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What?
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Oh, yeah, I got in there myself once.
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My roommate bet me 5 bucks
that I couldn't.
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And then he stuck a board
through the handles and locked me in.
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Ha, ha. Yeah.
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It was funny till I started feeling
like I was in a coffin.
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No, you... You can't fit in that thing.
That's not deep enough.
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Oh, yeah?
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If I can't...
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...I'll knock 5 bucks off the price
of the unit.
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- All right, you have yourself a deal.
- Okay.
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[CHUCKLES]
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See? I told you.
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Sometimes I come in here
just to get away from it.
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Hey, a nickel.
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Here we are.
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Oh, my God, you still have the Chipper.
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The what?
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That's what we used to call
your, uh, motorcycle in high school.
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You know, a motorcycle's a chopper.
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And you're Chip.
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Never mind.
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No, I think it's cute.
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Wow.
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A lipper from the Chipper.
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So are you still in touch
with anyone from high school?
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Um, there's Rachel...
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...and that's it. How about you?
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Oh, yeah, I still hang
with Simens and Zana.
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You know, and I see Spindler a lot,
and Levine, Kelly.
246
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:15,830
And I run into Goldie
from time to time...
247
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,416
...Stick, Brown, Sulkov, McGuire...
248
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,835
...J.T., Beardsley.
249
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,462
Is that all?
250
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,673
Ah, you know, after high school,
you just kind of lose touch.
251
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:29,010
Oh, yeah, I ran into Richard Dorfman.
252
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:30,678
- Oh, how is he?
- Not so good.
253
00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:33,306
Me and Simens gave him a wedgie.
Ha-ha-ha.
254
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,310
- Isn't he an architect now?
- Yeah, they still wear underwear.
255
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,367
Oh, my God.
256
00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,537
JOEY:
What?
257
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:01,793
- Are you all right?
- Yeah.
258
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,837
What happened?
259
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:08,967
Oh, man, he promised
he wouldn't take the chairs.
260
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,511
What the hell happened?
How were you locked in there?
261
00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:14,055
Where the hell is all of our stuff?
262
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:16,516
Well, this guy came by
to look at the unit...
263
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:19,435
...and he said he didn't think
it was big enough to fit a grown man.
264
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,730
So you got in voluntarily?
265
00:16:22,898 --> 00:16:25,608
I was trying to make a sale.
266
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:29,112
Oh, man. If I ever run into that guy again,
you know what I'm gonna do?
267
00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:31,239
Bend over?
268
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:38,871
And then Zana just let one rip.
269
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,581
[LAUGHING]
270
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:47,463
Look, not that I don't enjoy talking about
people who we went to high school with...
271
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:49,674
...because I do.
CHIP: Ha, ha.
272
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,176
But, um, maybe we can talk
about something else.
273
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,721
Like you.
I don't even know where you work.
274
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:57,306
- You know where I work.
- I do?
275
00:16:57,474 --> 00:17:00,393
The movie theater.
You used to come in all the time.
276
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:05,940
- You still work at the Multiplex?
- Like I'd give up that job. Ha, ha.
277
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,068
Free popcorn and candy
any time I want?
278
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:11,946
- I can get you free posters for your room.
- Thanks, I'm set.
279
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:15,575
Do you live with your parents?
280
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:17,952
Yeah, but I can stay out as late as I want.
281
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:26,377
Wow, they really got you guys.
Your TV, the chairs.
282
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:29,297
Yeah, your microwave, the stereo.
283
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:32,884
Oh, man, he took the five of spades.
284
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,553
Oh, no, no, here it is.
285
00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,098
Oh, my God. What happened?
286
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:43,936
Oh. Um, Joey was born, and then
28 years later, I was robbed.
287
00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:49,817
So how was your date?
288
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:53,404
Well, you know how I always wanted
to go out with Chip in high school?
289
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:57,825
Well, tonight, I actually went out
with Chip Matthews in high school.
290
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,244
Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
291
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:03,331
No, it's okay. Not only did I get
to go out with Chip Matthews...
292
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,291
...I got to dump Chip Matthews.
293
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,336
- Oh, that's so great.
- I know.
294
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,130
- Hey.
- Hey.
295
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:13,299
So, uh,
what did the insurance company say?
296
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:14,509
Oh, they said, uh:
297
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:18,012
"You don't have insurance here,
so stop calling us."
298
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,809
You didn't tell her?
299
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:26,437
[ROSS SIGHS]
300
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,523
Okay, fine.
301
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,817
- Pheebs?
- Yeah. Hi.
302
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:34,112
Hi. Listen, uh...
303
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:37,657
...this cat belongs to a little girl.
304
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:41,119
All right?
There are flyers all over the place.
305
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,496
I'm sorry, sweetie.
306
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,749
Hey, we can take her
back with you if you want.
307
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,586
Oh. Mm-hm.
308
00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:54,257
But, you know, she chose to find me.
309
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:56,759
I mean, I have to respect her decision,
right?
310
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,055
- That's a good call.
- That's right.
311
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,808
No, no. Hey, enough is enough.
312
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,394
Look, I'm sorry
that you feel guilty or whatever...
313
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:10,106
...about spending time with your new mom.
But this is not your old mom.
314
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,774
This is a cat. Okay?
315
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,569
Julio the cat.
316
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,612
Not Mom. Cat.
317
00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:24,579
It's okay.
318
00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:28,249
Ross, how many parents have you lost?
319
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,751
None.
320
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:34,630
Okay, then you don't know what it feels like
when one of them comes back. Do you?
321
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,429
I believe this is my mother.
322
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,931
Even if I'm wrong, who cares?
323
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:47,560
Just be a friend, okay? Be supportive.
324
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,148
I'm sorry.
325
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,734
Okay.
326
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,404
I don't know what to say. Heh.
327
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:05,119
You could say you're sorry to her mom.
328
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,920
I think she would like that.
329
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:27,725
Come here. Here, come here, come here.
330
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,687
Mrs. Buffay?
331
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:36,317
Sorry about what I said.
332
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:40,780
Um, it was insensitive of me to say...
333
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,282
...that you were just a cat.
334
00:20:45,535 --> 00:20:50,831
When, clearly, you are also
the reincarnated spirit...
335
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,458
...of my friend's mother.
336
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:57,088
Thank you.
337
00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,757
- We both forgive you.
- Heh.
338
00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:03,427
What are you gonna do
about the little girl?
339
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:06,347
Yeah. Okay, listen.
340
00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:10,851
Um, Mom, I hope you know
that you still mean a lot to me.
341
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:13,604
And you're welcome
to come back any time.
342
00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,481
Pheebs?
343
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:19,235
If she could come back as a couch,
we'd really appreciate it.
344
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,780
Come on, Mom,
I'm gonna take you home.
345
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:25,116
- I'll go with you.
MONICA: Me too.
346
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:29,078
Oh, uh, you know, I got an extra futon.
347
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:33,165
Dude, you don't have to brag.
We got nothing here.
348
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:16,500
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