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So, uh, your first sexual experience
was with a woman?
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All right, I was 15.
It was my best friend, Ruth...
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...and we got drunk on that hard cider.
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And then suddenly, I don't know,
we were making out.
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Tell it again.
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Seriously.
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Is that woman capable of talking
about anything else but sex?
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Yeah, sure. Well, you know, earlier,
she was talking about geography.
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Joey, she was listing the countries
she's done it in.
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Well, I think we all learned something.
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Hey, you guys. Look what I found.
Look at this.
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That's my mom's writing. Look.
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"Me and Frank and Phoebe,
graduation, 1965."
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- Do you know what that means?
- That you're actually 50?
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No, no. That's not "me" Phoebe.
That's her pal, Phoebe.
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According to her high school yearbook,
they were BFF.
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- Best friends forever.
BOTH Oh.
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- That's great.
- That is so cool.
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I know. So this woman probably could...
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Like, has all kinds of stories
about my parents.
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And she might even know
where my dad is.
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So I looked her up
and she lives by the beach.
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So maybe this weekend
we can go to the beach.
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Yeah, we can.
Yeah.
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- Shoot, I can't go. I have to work.
- That's too bad.
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Aw, big fat bummer.
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So great. Okay, tomorrow
we're gonna drive out to Montauk.
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Hey, Bonnie had sex there.
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Would you look at them?
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I'm never gonna find a boyfriend again.
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I'm gonna die an old maid.
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You're not gonna die an old maid.
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Maybe an old spinster cook.
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- Thanks.
- Hey, besides, worse comes to worse...
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...I'll be your boyfriend.
- Ha-ha-ha.
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Yeah, right.
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Why is that so funny?
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You made a joke, right?
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So I laughed.
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A little too hard.
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What, am I not, uh, boyfriend material?
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No. You're Chandler.
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You know. Chandler.
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Okay, so we've established my name,
and hit me.
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But theoretically, say we weren't friends.
Say it's a blind date.
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I show up at your door and I'm,
like, uh:
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"Hey, nice to meet you. Hey. Hey. "
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I'd probably be scared of a guy
using a fake voice.
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Hey.
- Oh, hey. Oh, good. You bought food.
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No, just my luggage.
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Hey.
Hey, guys.
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All right. Yeah.
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Oh, I am having
the best karma this week.
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First, I find this woman
who knew my parents...
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...and then my client with the fuzzy back
gives me his beach house.
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What about that, uh,
bike messenger you hit?
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Oh, I wasn't talking about his karma.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Hey, check out the hat.
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Wait a minute, I know that hat.
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I was taken aboard that hat.
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They did experiments on me.
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I can't have children.
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Seriously, where did you get the hat?
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Ross gave it to me.
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- Aw, I think she looks good.
- Thank you.
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Did he buy it for you...
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...or win it for you?
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Well, excuse me,
my fashion-impaired friends...
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...I'm here to tell you that hats are back.
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And this time, they've ganged up
and formed one giant super-hat.
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Go, go, go.
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Now everybody
wants to be under the hat.
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Oy.
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What's with all this sand?
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Oh, yeah. Bob said
there might be flood damage.
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Either that or he has a really big cat.
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Well, yes, it's kind of an unusual house.
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It has, um, three beautiful bedrooms
and, uh, no baths.
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But, you know, the ocean is right there.
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Knock, knock, knock.
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Hang on a second. Come in, come in.
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All right, so think about it
and call me back.
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- Are you Phoebe Abbott?
- Uh, yes.
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Surprise, Phoebe Abbott.
I'm your best friend's daughter.
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You're Irwin's daughter?
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I know. I mean, your old best friend.
Here.
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- Lily? From high school? Remember?
- Oh, God. Lily. Yes.
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Of course I remember Lily.
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I... Then you must be...
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Phoebe, Phoebe.
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Phoebe, yeah.
She named me after you, I guess.
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Uh-huh. Wow. Well. Look, there's Frank.
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Yeah. Yes. Yes, yes.
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- That's my dad. That's Frank. Ha, ha.
- Oh!
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- I'm sorry I'm getting all flingy.
- Oh!
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Take it easy. If you want,
there's cookies on the counter.
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- Or sangria. I could make sangria.
- No, no.
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- Sorry. Cookies are good, thanks.
- Oh.
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So, um, anyway, um,
I've been looking for my father and, um...
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- Have you heard from him or seen him?
- Oh, no, I'm sorry.
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I guess I lost track of everybody
after high school.
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Well, so tell me everything
about my parents. Everything.
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Oh, well, you know,
we were always together.
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The other kids had a nickname
for the three of us.
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- Oh, what? What was it?
- The Three Losers.
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Oh, poor Lily.
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Oh.
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You know, I heard about what happened.
That must have been just terrible for you...
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...losing your mother that way.
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Yeah, no, it was great.
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You know what a really good
rainy-day game is?
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- What?
- I mean, naked game.
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Strip poker. We should play strip poker.
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- No.
- Are you crazy?
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Come on. When you go away,
you have to play. It's, like, a law.
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- All done.
- Aw, thank you.
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Okay. Who's next?
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No.
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No way.
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Come on, please. I'm bored.
You let me do it once before.
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Yeah, well, if, uh...
If that's the rule this weekend...
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- Get away.
Take it like a man, Ross. Come on.
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No, no.
Oh, come on.
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Big bullies.
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No, no, no.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Oh. So how are we doing?
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Bored and bored.
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Hey, you know what naked card game's
never boring?
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No.
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So, what's Phoebe like?
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I'm kind, caring and sweet.
What's Monica like? Ha, ha.
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Uh, no, the other Phoebe.
The one you went to see?
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Oh, I think she knows
where my dad is.
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- What?
- Cool.
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Well, where is he?
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She was pretending
like she hasn't heard from him in years...
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...but I found this picture on her fridge.
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Look, isn't this what he would
look like now?
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- Totally familiar.
- Yeah.
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- Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
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Why would she lie to you?
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I don't know,
but we're having dinner tomorrow.
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I figured she's gonna tell me then.
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You know, maybe she just wanted
to give him time...
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...to buy me presents. I don't know.
Ha, ha.
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- So you're all bored?
Yes.
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All right, I'm gonna close my eyes
and point to someone.
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And whoever I point to has to come up with
something fun to do. And we have to do it.
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- Okay. All right. Fan out. Fan out.
- Okay.
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Okay.
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Ooh, you know, we could just do this.
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Okay, um...
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We all have to play strip poker?
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Oh, yes!
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Strip Happy Days game?
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Yeah, well, I couldn't find any cards,
so it was either this...
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...or Strip Bag-of-Old-Knitting-Stuff.
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Done.
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Okay.
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"Fonzie gives you two thumbs up.
Collect two cool points. "
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Get five cool points, you get to make
someone take off one item of clothing.
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It hasn't happened yet,
but we're all very excited.
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Okay, come on.
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Daddy needs a new pair
of electromagnetic microscopes...
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...for the Prehistoric Forensics
department.
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Okay. "Take Pinky Tuscadero
up to Inspiration Point.
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Collect three cool points. " Yeah.
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Which gives me five.
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And let's see,
who is gonna lose their clothes?
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Um, I think I pick our strip poker
sponsor, Mr. Joey Tribbiani.
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All right, relax. It's just a shoe.
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"Your band is playing at Arnold's.
Collect three cool points. "
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Which means I have five,
and that means I get Joey's boxers.
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Fine. Gang up on me.
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I got you all right where I want you.
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Come on. Take them off.
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Actually, you know, it's kind of cold.
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So how about I keep my boxers on
and give you all a peek at the good stuff?
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All right,
I'm gonna make more margaritas.
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Whoa, hey, what are you doing?
Trying to get me drunk?
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I'm just making margaritas.
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Think I'll help her out.
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- What is going on here?
- What?
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- You're painting his toenails.
- Oh, come on.
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Chasing him around the room.
- Monica, please.
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He's totally flirting with you too.
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He is, isn't he?
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I don't know. I don't know. Maybe it's just
being here at the beach together...
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...or but it's like something...
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Hey.
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Hi, Bonnie.
- Hi.
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My boss let me off early,
so I took the train.
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- Oh.
- What are you guys doing?
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We're playing Strip Happy Days game.
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Cool. I'll catch up.
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So you still don't think...
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...I'm boyfriend material?
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Huh?
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Saw you checking me out
during the game last night.
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- You didn't even take off your pants.
- Yeah, well, lucky for you.
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- What?
- I don't know.
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Well, is everybody else having
just the best time?
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Shh. Shh.
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Joey's asleep.
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After he passed out, we put sand
around him to keep him warm.
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Well, I assume the, uh, happy couple
isn't up yet?
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Did you guys hear them last night?
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Oh, yeah. I don't know
what they were doing...
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...but sea turtles actually came up
to the house.
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- Good morning.
Hey.
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- How'd everybody sleep?
- Great.
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Like a log.
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Us too.
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I'm going for a walk.
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Good morning. Nice breasts, by the way.
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Hey, what happened to you?
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Oh, uh, nothing. I just felt like
hanging out here and reading.
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Oh, the water was so great.
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We jumped off this pier
and my suit came off.
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Oh. Sorry I missed that.
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Joey and Chandler sure are funny.
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Oh, ha, ha.
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I think I brought back half the beach
in my hair.
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It was so much easier
when I used to shave my head.
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You know, I gotta tell you...
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...I just loved your look
when you were bald.
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- Really?
- Oh.
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Because I think about shaving it
all off again sometimes.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I mean, you definitely should do that.
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- You know what? I should do it.
- Yeah.
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You know what? Thank you, Rachel.
You are so cool.
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Oh, stop. Go on.
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- Now, go shave that head.
All right.
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What's the matter, Pheebs?
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She canceled.
My namesake canceled on me.
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What?
- She claims she had to go out of town.
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She's avoiding me.
244
00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:30,118
She doesn't want to tell me
where my father is.
245
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,536
She knows and she won't tell.
246
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,872
Aw, Pheebs, that sucks.
247
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,751
Yeah, well, don't
"Aw, Pheebs, that sucks" me yet.
248
00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:40,962
- Where are you going?
- Well, she's out of town.
249
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:44,507
So there's gotta be something in her house
that tells me where my father is.
250
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:47,927
Uh, Pheebs, some people call that
"breaking and entering. "
251
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:51,222
- Well, are any of those people here?
Oh, no.
252
00:14:51,390 --> 00:14:54,559
Okay. Look, I'll do something nice,
okay?
253
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:58,021
I'll fill her ice trays. Good?
254
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:00,940
Hey, everybody.
255
00:15:01,108 --> 00:15:02,483
Wow. Wow!
256
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,031
Ha, look what you did.
257
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:13,328
- You wanna touch it?
- No, but it's great.
258
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,079
Come on, touch it.
259
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,165
Okay.
260
00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:22,462
You can feel all the bones
in your skull.
261
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:30,929
- Hi.
- Hi.
262
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:34,474
I was having a little chat with Bonnie,
and, uh, guess what.
263
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,267
She happened to bring up, you know...
264
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,978
...who was behind the whole, um,
head-shaving idea.
265
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:42,023
And now, who was it? Oh, that's right.
That's right, it was you.
266
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,944
That was her idea.
267
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:48,863
I just gave her a nudge.
268
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:51,366
She said you gave her the razor.
269
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,868
- Yo.
- Hey.
270
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,287
So anyone up for a midnight dip
in the ocean?
271
00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,623
- Uh, no, I'm good.
No, thanks.
272
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,793
- Okay, I'll see you in a bit.
- Okay, have fun. Bye.
273
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:06,839
Come on, see?
She doesn't look that bad.
274
00:16:07,174 --> 00:16:10,426
You can see the moonlight
bouncing off her head.
275
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:14,430
- What the hell were you thinking?
- I don't know.
276
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:16,766
You don't know?
Rach, you balded my girlfriend.
277
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:19,227
All right. Ross.
278
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:23,439
Do you think it's easy for me
to see you with somebody else?
279
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:25,650
You know what?
You're the one who ended it.
280
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:29,862
Yeah, because I was mad at you.
Not because I stopped loving you.
281
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,075
- You still love me?
- No.
282
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,662
You still love me.
283
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,331
Yeah, so? You love me.
284
00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:42,291
No... Mm.
285
00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:47,046
What does this mean? What do you...?
286
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:50,049
I mean, do you want
to get back together?
287
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:52,719
No. Maybe.
288
00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:54,512
I don't know.
289
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,307
Ross...
290
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:03,896
I still can't forgive you for what you did.
291
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:07,442
I just... But sometimes when I'm with you,
I just feel so...
292
00:17:07,609 --> 00:17:08,735
What?
293
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,988
I just... I feel...
294
00:17:13,323 --> 00:17:15,575
- I just...
- What?
295
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,702
I feel...
296
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:27,420
No. I don't care.
297
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:31,799
I'm not playing one-on-one strip poker
with you for practice.
298
00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:34,052
But I made cards.
299
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,888
Well.
300
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,473
Good night.
301
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,100
I'm going upstairs.
302
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:43,227
Good night.
Night.
303
00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:52,320
Wanna play strip poker for practice?
304
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:09,170
Ow.
305
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,547
My ass.
306
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:18,304
Okay.
307
00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:20,681
Okay, good.
308
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:23,726
Ooh. Shh.
309
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,237
Shh, shh.
310
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:42,495
Shh.
311
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:52,046
- Aah!
- No! Oh, it's me. It's me.
312
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:55,299
- I didn't wanna make any noise.
- Then don't break in.
313
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,637
- I'm sorry.
- What are you doing here?
314
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:03,850
I came to fill your ice-cube tray.
315
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,561
What?
316
00:19:06,728 --> 00:19:09,355
Um, okay.
317
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,358
Okay, look. Huh. Ahem.
318
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:16,654
I took this picture from your fridge, okay?
Because I know that this is my father.
319
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:20,241
Yeah, this is Frank Buffay, and you
were standing right there next to him.
320
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:23,202
Now, look, I deserve to know
where I came from.
321
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:26,581
All right? So if you can help me
find my father, then you should.
322
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:29,000
Otherwise, you're just mean.
323
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,629
So just tell me the truth.
324
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,423
All right.
325
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:40,052
The man in that picture
is Chuck Mangione.
326
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,974
My father is Chuck Mangione?
327
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,893
No, no. That's just Chuck Mangione.
328
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:49,437
I sold him a house last year.
329
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:53,816
And I'm very sorry, but I really don't
know where your father is.
330
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:55,735
And that's the truth.
331
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,570
Oh.
332
00:19:57,946 --> 00:20:00,406
But, um, you're right.
333
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:03,951
I think that a person should know
where they come from.
334
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,121
Which is why I, uh...
335
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,374
Uh...
336
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:14,629
Okay...
337
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,340
I'm your mother.
338
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:21,677
Huh?
339
00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:25,848
You know, I wanted to tell you yesterday,
but I just...
340
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,642
I felt all floopy, and...
341
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:33,064
I'm telling you.
You guys are getting back together.
342
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,608
That's not true.
She doesn't even know what she wants.
343
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,818
Rachel's still mad about the whole thing.
344
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:41,364
Okay, well, then you gotta back away.
You don't need that kind of hurt.
345
00:20:41,531 --> 00:20:43,366
Take it from a guy who's...
346
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:46,953
...never had a long-term relationship.
347
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:52,208
I know, but I really want to go
up there and finish that kiss.
348
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:53,668
Hey.
- Aah.
349
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:56,963
You guys, the water is great.
You should really go in.
350
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:59,340
Oh, uh, no, thanks. I just had an M&M.
351
00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:01,801
Okay. Well, good night.
352
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,427
Good night.
353
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:07,431
- Don't be too long.
- Okey-dokey.
354
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:11,102
There is not one hair on that head.
355
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:15,189
Hey, it'll grow back, right?
And she's really fun, and she's cool.
356
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:18,025
And I'm finally moving on.
357
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:21,779
I mean, getting over Rachel
was so, ugh, you know?
358
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,907
You know, I'm finally feeling sane again.
And now if I go up there...
359
00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:27,201
...and I kiss her and...
360
00:21:27,369 --> 00:21:29,578
God, I want to kiss her.
361
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,539
And it doesn't work out, right?
362
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,958
Do I really wanna put myself
through that again?
363
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,668
So let me get this straight.
364
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,295
If you go with Bonnie tonight...
365
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:40,298
...you're doing the smart,
healthy thing and moving on.
366
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:41,465
- Yeah.
- Right?
367
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:44,302
And if you go with Rachel,
Bonnie's free tonight?
368
00:21:58,567 --> 00:21:59,900
Hi.
369
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:10,077
Hi there.
370
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,706
That's that weird voice again.
371
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:15,499
Let me try it again.
372
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:18,794
You're gonna wanna date this next guy,
I swear. Okay, come on.
373
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:25,259
Hi, I'm Dorf.
374
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:29,263
Your date for the evening.
375
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:35,353
Oh, come on. Dorf on dating?
That's good stuff.
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