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Do you think there's a town
in Missouri or someplace...
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...called Sample?
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And as you're driving into the town,
there's a sign and it says:
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"You're in Sample. "
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Hey.
Hey.
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How did it go with Pete?
Tell us.
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You're not gonna believe this.
So I go...
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I'm sorry. Excuse us.
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- It's a little crowded. Do you mind?
- Could you skooch?
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Move over just a little bit.
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Keep on skooching.
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Thank you.
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So, guys, listen.
I go over there and, you know, I'm...
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Why? What is wrong with me?
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- What's the matter?
- Tim...
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...I have a feeling...
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...my wife is sleeping
with her gynecologist.
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How do you know?
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- He's got access.
- I know.
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It's a feeling you get.
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Like when you're in
somebody else's bowling shoes?
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That's the one.
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- So you went to Pete's.
- What happened?
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Why is this happening to me?
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Maybe it's my wound.
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Forget it.
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It's not healed yet?
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It's oozing!
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Would you pass the cream?
There's the cream.
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Thank you very much.
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Tomas, this is gonna be hard,
but I wanted it to come from me.
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- What is it?
- I've been sleeping with your wife.
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You're the gynecologist?
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I'm trying to have
a private conversation.
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Can I have a napkin?
Could you please hand me a napkin?
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Just give me the thing, all right?
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Enough!
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And you are no longer my friend!
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We are finished! Nada! No more!
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You are a bastard for doing that!
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Stay away from me!
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Come back!
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So what were you gonna tell us?
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I have no idea.
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What was the big news
Pete wanted to tell you?
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Or should I say, "Mrs. Monica Becker"?
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Oh, keep your name.
Don't take his name.
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He didn't ask me to marry him.
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Aw.
- Then definitely don't take his name!
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He wanted to tell me he's going
to compete in some Ultimate...
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...Fighting Competition thingy.
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Pete?
Why? What is it?
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I don't know exactly.
It's sort of like wrestling.
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- Oh?
- But without the costumes.
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Oh.
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And it's not fake.
It's totally brutal.
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It's two guys in the ring and
the rules are, "There are no rules"!
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You can bite and pull
people's hair and stuff?
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Anything goes except eye-gouging
and fish-hooking.
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- What's fish-hooking?
- What's fish-hook...
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Thanks. That would have been
hard to describe.
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What is that taste?
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My hands are totally clean.
I just gave the duck a bath.
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Thanks for the warm welcome.
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It's good to have you guys on my team.
I come to play. I hope you do too.
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Let's go out there and get them!
And remember:
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There is no I in "team. "
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Yes, but there's two in "martini. "
So, everybody, back to my office.
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You! Chuckles. What's your name?
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It's Bing, sir.
I'm sorry. I was just...
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No, no. I heard what you said.
Funny. I like funny.
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This team's about hard work,
but it's also about having fun.
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Good to have you aboard, Bing!
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That's right. Ryder.
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Winona Ryder for six.
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Thank you.
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- Yeah. We have the reservations.
Yes!
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All right, buddy! Way to go!
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Dude, what are you doing?
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Thank you. My boss keeps slapping my
butt and acting like it's no big deal.
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What'd you do about it?
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I didn't do anything.
I didn't want to be the guy...
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...who has a problem with his boss
slapping his bottom.
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I gotta tell you, I think it's okay
to be that guy.
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Maybe it's that jock thing.
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You know, how football players
pat each other after touchdowns.
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You know, I don't understand guys.
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I mean, I would never congratulate
Monica on a great stew...
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...by, you know, grabbing her boob.
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I know. For a really great stew,
you'd just...
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...stick your head in between them.
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Can we please go eat?
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- Yeah, what are we getting?
- Anything but stew.
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So from now on, don't give
your boss a chance to get you.
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Don't turn your back to him.
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Or you could teach him
a lesson, you know?
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What you do is rub something that
smells really bad on your butt, right?
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Then when he goes to smack you,
his hand will smell.
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Now, what could you rub on your butt
that would smell bad?
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What if Joey was President?
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Can I ask you something?
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- Yeah.
- Okay, you can totally say no...
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...but would it be okay with you
if I set Ross up on a date?
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Oh. Uh, with who?
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My friend Bonnie.
She always thought Ross was cute...
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...and she asked if I could set it up.
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- But if that's not cool...
- Which one is Bonnie?
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You remember her from
my birthday party?
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Average height...
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...medium build, bald...
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Oh!
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That's fine.
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Great! Okay! Good for you!
All right!
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You are iron! You are steel!
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Let me ask you, how come when I call
your computer support line...
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...I have to wait an hour and a half?
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We're adding operators all the time.
Could we concentrate on my training?
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It's just hard when I know
I have e-mail I can't get.
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- Hi.
- Monica!
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Hi, honey.
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On the table. On the table, please.
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Hey, um, so listen, my friends were
telling me a little bit about...
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...this Ultimate Fighting thing.
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It sounds really dangerous.
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I don't want you to get hurt,
because I kind of like you.
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I don't want to get hurt either.
I'm being smart about this.
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See these guys? They're
the best trainers in the world.
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Hoshi was a paid assassin.
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A housepainter!
He used to be a housepainter!
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- Promise me you'll be careful.
- I promise.
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Are we still on for tonight?
Good. Because...
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...maybe we could have
a little workout of our own.
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No! No boom-boom before big fight!
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How about just a boom?
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That was depressing.
I just bought a pretzel...
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...from one of the kids from Fame.
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- Ready to go to the movies?
- Mm-hm. Oh, this is Bonnie!
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Hi.
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This is Bonnie?
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This is Bonnie? You're Bonnie?
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I can show you an I.D. If you want.
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Oh, no. You look a lot different
than the last time I saw you.
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Oh, yeah. Well, I just
started wearing bras again.
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Oh, that must be it.
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Have fun tonight.
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Thanks. You too.
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You said she was bald.
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She was bald. She's not now.
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How could you not tell me
she has hair?
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I don't know.
I hardly ever say that about people.
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Oh, well this is just perfect!
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Well, I'm sorry.
I thought you said it was okay.
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I said it was okay when I thought
she was some weird bald chick.
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That girl has got hair
all over her head!
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- Maybe Ross won't like her personality.
- Does she have a bad personality?
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Oh, no, Bonnie's the best!
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Bing!
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Read your CompuTek proposal.
Real home run.
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Ooh. Barely got you that time.
Get over here!
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Come on.
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Oh, yeah! Good one.
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That was a good one.
Keep at it, team!
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- What is with him?
- "With him"?
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You're his favorite.
You're his guy!
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We never get smacked.
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That's not true.
He smacked you once.
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Not on purpose.
He ricocheted off you and got me.
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I'm telling you,
I need some smacks.
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I got a kid starting Dartmouth.
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Dartmouth? Who went to Dartmouth?
Dartmouth sucks!
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- You go to Dartmouth?
- No, sir.
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There you go! Ha-ha-ha.
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Hey.
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God, Ross! What is that?
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The Ultimate Fighting Combo.
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I saved 30 cents.
Plus I get to keep the cup. Yay!
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From New York City, New York...
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...appearing in his Ultimate
Fighting Championship debut...
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...he's known for his
confrontational business style!
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Ladies and gentlemen, introducing...
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...Pete Becker!
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I love you, Pete!
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And his opponent
from Huntington Beach, California...
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...he's a 300-pound
street fighter...
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...Tank Abbott!
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Boo! Boo!
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Pete? Pete?
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- That guy's pretty huge.
- Don't worry.
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I'll use his strength
and weight against him.
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Well, then that guy is in serious,
serious trouble.
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You go get him. Let's go!
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Here we go, gentlemen.
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Are you ready?
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Are you ready?
Then let's get it on!
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Uh-oh!
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Hey.
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It's me.
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Monica.
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Can I just tell you how proud
I am of you?
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It would be nice after hearing
20,000 people chant, "You suck!"
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I thought you were nuts at first...
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...but you did it.
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Now you can just look back at this
with no regrets.
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Look back?
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You're not gonna keep going?
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Let me ask you a question:
Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?
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Well, no. But...
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I'm not gonna stop until I'm
the Ultimate Fighting Champion.
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That guy stood on your neck
until you passed out.
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Let me tell you a story.
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When I set out to create MOSS 865,
do you think it happened overnight?
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No. There was MOSS 1
that burned down my dad's garage.
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There was MOSS 2 that would only
schedule appointments in January.
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And 862 others that I learned from.
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Just like I learned from this fight
never to let a guy stand on my neck.
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You didn't know that already?
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Look, I'm gonna get better.
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Okay? I promise you.
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Okay.
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Just get a lot better.
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Fast.
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One other thing.
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Hoshi thinks you being ringside
may have affected my concentration.
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Yeah.
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That was the problem.
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- How long until Pete's fight?
- About five minutes.
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They're interviewing his opponent.
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Apparently, he trains by going to Iran
and pulling the arms off thieves.
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- Wow. Ha, ha. Hot dog?
- Four, please.
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I'm really nervous.
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Thank you.
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So how did it go with Bonnie?
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Oh, I gotta tell you,
I wasn't expecting to like her at all.
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I actually wasn't expecting
to like anyone right now.
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But she's really terrific.
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It's too bad.
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No, I'm saying I liked her.
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There are other fish in the sea.
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I think she's great, okay?
We're going out again.
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I hear you. Are you capable
of talking about anything else?
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Which one's my turkey burger?
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The one next to my foot.
Sorry.
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- Fight's starting!
- We'll be right in.
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So did your boss try
to slap you again today?
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Nine times.
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I had to put on lotion.
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But it'll be okay.
Tomorrow, I conduct an experiment.
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00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:15,747
And if all goes as planned,
my butt will be smack-free.
249
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:17,624
Fight's over!
250
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:24,672
Excuse me, Doug?
251
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,135
Hey there, sports fan!
252
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:31,971
Bing! You got those numbers for me?
253
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,098
No. I didn't do them.
254
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,225
Oh. You forgot?
255
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,937
No, I just didn't do them.
256
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:42,857
Instead, I hung out with some
friends and had a couple of beers.
257
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:45,818
So I certainly don't
deserve praise. Verbal...
258
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,654
...or otherwise.
259
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,366
I got tanked myself last night.
Pretty dicey drive home.
260
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,035
Tappan Zee Bridge never looked smaller.
Ha, ha.
261
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:58,289
That's okay. You're still
my number one guy! Bing!
262
00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:01,125
- Doug!
- Hmm?
263
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:05,838
I'm a little bit uncomfortable with
the way that you express yourself.
264
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,633
Is it the swearing?
Is it the constant swearing?
265
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:12,845
Because I gotta tell you, if it is,
you can just kiss my ass!
266
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:17,642
No. It's not about the swearing.
It's more about...
267
00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:20,353
...the way that you occasionally...
268
00:16:20,562 --> 00:16:24,065
...concentrate your enthusiasm...
269
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:26,901
...on my buttocks.
270
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:29,320
Oh.
271
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,281
Don't get me wrong,
I appreciate the sentiment.
272
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:36,327
It's just that I have a rather
sensitive posterior.
273
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:41,416
And besides, it's making
all the other guys jealous.
274
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:45,670
Well, say no more. You know,
it takes guts to bring this up.
275
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,880
Bing, you're okay.
276
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:49,090
Okay.
277
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,509
- Ha! Ah!
- Ah!
278
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,728
Would you rather live in the
shirt pocket of a sweaty giant...
279
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:04,439
...or inside his shower drain?
280
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:07,734
Oh, my God.
281
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:10,361
Look. It's Ross and that girl.
282
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:18,202
Look at that! It's a line of ants!
They're working as a team!
283
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:24,333
Right. Oh, yeah. It looks
like Ross is breaking up with her.
284
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,044
I hope he lets her down easy.
285
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:29,255
Look at that! They are not
breaking up! Look at them!
286
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:32,467
You know what that is?
A second date, that's what that is.
287
00:17:33,135 --> 00:17:35,470
Look, she just put her hand
on his thigh.
288
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,306
That's nothing.
She's very sexually aggressive.
289
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:39,599
Oh, God!
290
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:44,645
It's your fault. Now he loves her.
He'll marry her. It's all your fault.
291
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:46,856
You said it was okay.
292
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:49,233
You said she was bald!
293
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:52,987
Was! Was, was, was!
294
00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:58,326
We can't let it happen. We have to do
something. We have to break them up.
295
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:02,789
Just go in there and shave her head!
You owe me one bald girl!
296
00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:06,417
Okay, first of all, breathe.
297
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:10,004
Second of all, I don't get it.
298
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:13,466
Aren't you the one that decided
you didn't want to be with Ross?
299
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:16,677
Yes.
300
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:20,640
Well, isn't he your friend?
Don't you want him to be happy?
301
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:24,018
Yes.
302
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,020
So?
303
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:34,779
It's just, you know, I didn't
expect him to be this happy so soon.
304
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:45,498
- Oh, no.
- What?
305
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:46,833
We killed them all!
306
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,935
It's not as bad as it looks.
It's a precaution.
307
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:08,688
I'm not supposed to move my spine.
308
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:13,067
Please tell me you're stopping now.
309
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:16,195
I'm fine. I'd fight tonight
if they'd let me.
310
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,491
Now, see this circle
I'm marking off here?
311
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,702
This is my Zone of Terror.
312
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:28,833
You are insane!
You've got to give this up!
313
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,961
I can't until I'm
the Ultimate Fighter.
314
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,337
I will do it.
315
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:37,842
The day will come when children will
argue over who will win a fight...
316
00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:40,011
...me or Superman.
317
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,891
Not that I could beat Superman,
but kids are stupid.
318
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:47,393
Just sit down.
319
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,478
Please listen to me.
320
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:54,692
You are terrible at this, okay? You
are the worst Ultimate Fighter ever.
321
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,110
Ever!
322
00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:01,616
I have a torn rotator cuff, a hairline
fracture in my right forearm...
323
00:20:01,867 --> 00:20:05,995
...and a severely bruised Adam's
apple, but that really hurt.
324
00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:13,878
Well, then you know what?
325
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:20,092
I care about you too much to watch you
hurt yourself like this.
326
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:24,013
So if you have to do this,
you'll have to do it without me.
327
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:26,432
If you're asking me to quit...
328
00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,518
...then you're asking me
to be someone I'm not.
329
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,270
I've got to do this.
330
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,443
Then I've gotta go.
331
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,238
Bye.
332
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,828
- Monica?
- Yes?
333
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,665
Could you leave a note?
I'm on painkillers...
334
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,084
...and I might not
remember this tomorrow.
335
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:03,552
So, in conclusion, the lines
all go up, so I'm happy.
336
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,764
Great job, team!
Tomorrow at 8:30.
337
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:10,434
Phil, nice job! Stevens, way to go!
338
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,853
Goldberg, you maniac!
339
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,689
I love you!
340
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:20,695
- Bing, couldn't have done it without you.
- Thank you, sir.
341
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:22,280
Oh, excuse me.
342
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:26,200
I forgot my briefcase, you know,
by accident.
343
00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:28,661
Of course you did. Forgot
something else too, you bastard!
344
00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:34,792
Well, what about you?
345
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:37,545
You're not feeling left out, are you?
346
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:38,713
No. Heh.
347
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,465
No, not at all. That's ridiculous.
348
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:44,885
Everybody else got one,
and you want one too. Don't you?
349
00:21:48,223 --> 00:21:49,557
- Yes, I do.
- Ha-ha-ha.
350
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,976
Now, get on out of here, you!
351
00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:58,816
Pete Becker circles the ring.
352
00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:01,527
Looks like he's just trying
to feel him out.
353
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,237
Bruiser is charging!
354
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:06,157
Run, you crazy, rich freak!
355
00:22:07,826 --> 00:22:09,076
I can't watch this.
356
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:10,995
Check it out! Pete's winning!
357
00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:13,247
- Really?
- No!
358
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:20,171
Uh-oh, Bruiser has Becker on
the canvas and is going for his favorite area!
359
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:21,672
Oh! Oh!
360
00:22:21,965 --> 00:22:25,926
Wait! If that's his favorite area,
why is he being so mean to it?
361
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:27,845
This is ironic.
362
00:22:28,096 --> 00:22:30,765
Your last boyfriend, Richard,
didn't want to have kids.
363
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,601
And from the looks of it,
now Pete can't.
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