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ADULT SHELDON:
I'd like to tell you a story
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about a time I was right.
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Now, I'm sure you're thinking,
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"But, Sheldon,
you're never wrong."
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And you'd be right.
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But it's worth taking
a closer look
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at this particular incident.
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Because it began
with a loaf of bread,
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and ended with me and my family
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almost being kicked out of
the United States of America.
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Uh-oh.
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What's the matter?
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Something's wrong
with my sandwich.
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Did it go bad?
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No. It just tastes... different.
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If you don't want it,
I'll trade you for my dumplings.
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I'm already unhappy.
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Do you really think dumplings
will fix the problem?
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It'll fix my problem.
I'm sick of dumplings.
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[phone rings]
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Mary Cooper,
how may I bless you?
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SHELDON:
Hello, Mom?
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Sheldon? Everything okay?
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No.What's wrong?
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What happened?My sandwich tastes different.
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[sighs] You know you're not
supposed to call
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unless it's an emergency.
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I'm well aware.
So what did you change?
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I didn't change anything.
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Same bread, same peanut butter,
same jelly.
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Did you use one knife
for the PB and the J?
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No.Are you sure?
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That was one time two years ago,
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and all the other knives
were dirty.
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It was 14 months
and 11 days ago.
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When we made the big switch
from Wonder Bread.
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Oh, how could I forget?
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Sheldon, I didn't
change anything.
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Can I get back to work now?
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I suppose so.
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Thank you. Bye.
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Don't I get an "I love you"?
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I love you.
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One more time,
with a little more energy.
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[phone hangs up,
dial tone sounds]
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Must've been disconnected.
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Well, my mother didn't do
anything differently.
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Are you gonna eat it?
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Better. I'm going
to do science on it.
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[sighs]
I would eat it.
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Are the goggles necessary?
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No, but they really
set the mood.
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Okay, subject "A," jelly.
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That's definitely strawberry
and definitely Smuckers.
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Subject "B."
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That's Jif all right.
Creamy and delicious.
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It must be the bread.
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Hold on. This is a
scientific experiment.
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We can't make
assumptions.
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Subject "C."
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It's the bread.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪
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Welcome to the family, Hacksaw.
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[sniffles]
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Hey.
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Oh. Hey, Georgie.
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You okay?
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Mm-hmm.
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You sure?
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Not really.
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Um... Dustin broke up with me.
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What?
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He said I was immature.
[sniffs]
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Is he crazy?
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Everything about you
screams womanhood.
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See?
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Happy Hearth Home Bakeries,
just like always.
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Well, something is rotten
in the state of Denmark.What?
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That's Shakespeare, Mom.Great.
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Missy, did your sandwich
taste different today?
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Couldn't tell you.
I traded it for a Ding Dong.
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Your sandwich is exactly
the same, Sheldon.
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What's going on?
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This bread is different.
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Let me see.
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You know, he
might be right.
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Ow.
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Shelly, it's probably
just your taste buds
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changing as you get older.
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But I don't like change.
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Then you're gonna
hate puberty.
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Got me with your ring.
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She wasn't wrong.
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Studies do support
that your sense of taste
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changes over time.
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So the bread's the same
and you're different?
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Apparently so.
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Nope, it's the bread.
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[school bell rings]
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Hey.
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Hi.
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I was wondering if you wanted
to grab a bite to eat
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at the Waffle House?
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Not like a date.
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But as someone who recently
had his heart broke,
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I think I could help.
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Who broke yourheart?
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I love you.
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[others gasping]Ooh!
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You did.
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Oh. Yeah.
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I'm just saying,
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I know what
you're going through.
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So if you need a friend with
a pocket full of waffle money...
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[chuckles]
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[woman speaks indistinctly
over P.A.]
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TAM:
Look at these prices.
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No wonder supermarkets
are running my parents
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out of business.
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Your parents own
a convenience store.
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They charge extra
for the convenience.
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How is this not convenient?
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Excuse me, sir.
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Has anything changed
with the bread
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from the Happy Hearth
Home Bakeries?
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I have no idea.
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How can you not know?
You work here.
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What do you want from me?
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I get $3.35 an hour
to stock shelves.
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Are you kidding?
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My father pays me
five dollars a week.
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I bet they're violating
child labor laws.
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Look. This loaf says
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"A subsidiary of the Domestic
Food Corporation."
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This older loaf doesn't.
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I wonder if I can take
my parents to court?
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[sniffs]
It smells like my bread.
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Or I could start a labor union
with my sisters.
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This is it!
This is my bread!
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We could go on strike.
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Bring them to their knees.
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SHELDON:
Vindication!
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[phone rings]
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Happy Hearth Home Bakeries,
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this is Pete.
How can I help you?
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Hello, Pete.
My name is Sheldon Cooper,
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and I would like to know
what changed
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in your white sandwich loaf
to make it taste different?
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Sheldon, hang up the phone.
It's dinner time.
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Be right there, Mom. I'm doing
battle with corporate America.
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I'm sorry, Pete.
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You were saying?
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Any chance your bread was past
the expiration date?
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No, it was brand-new.
But I did a taste comparison
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after it was bought out by
the Domestic Food Corporation,
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and they are definitely
not the same.
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Well, I can assure you that,
"the recent acquisition
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"by the Domestic Food
Corporation has not affected
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"the quality of our products
in any way.
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"Every single bread, baked good,
and pastry
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is made with love.
From our hearth to your home."
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Then why does it taste
different, Pete? Why?
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Well, because
now we make everything
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really cheap and fast. Bye.
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I thought Dustin
was different.
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I thought he wanted to live
a Christian life like me.
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But... all he wanted
is what every guy wants.
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[scoffs]
Guys.
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Oh, please, you're
all the same.
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Hey. You rejected me,
you punched me in the face,
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and I'm still here.
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Happy eating waffles with you.
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Georgie, do you really think
you're capable
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of just being my friend?
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That's a good question.
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My brain says yes.
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What about the rest of you?
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Honestly, I wouldn't trust it.
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[laughs]
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Excuse me. Would you
like to sign my petition
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against Happy Hearth
Home Bakeries?
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Maybe on the way out.
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Excuse me. Would you like
to sign my petition
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against Happy Hearth
Home Bakeries?
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Oh. Maybe on the way out.
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I hate to say it.
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But everybody's way out
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is at the other
set of doors.
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I have noticed.
Why do you think that is?
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Cowards. The whole
bunch of 'em.
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Mr. Givens!
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[sighs]
Hello, Sheldon.
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Meemaw, this is my science
teacher, Mr. Givens.
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Nice to meet ya.
Hi.
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This is strange,
I never think of you
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as existing outside
of school.
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Well, it turns out I do.
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And you're here
buying food.
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I am.
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Fascinating.
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All right.
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Well, I'll see you on Monday.Wait.
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Would you like
to sign my petition
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against Happy Hearth
Home Bakeries?
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Well, what have they done?
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They're making their bread
faster and cheaper
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to save money.
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That's terrible.
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It is. Would you like to sign?
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I would.Excellent.
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I'll get you on the way out.Thank you.
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Well, that's one.
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Yeah.
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GEORGE JR.:
I know it's tough, but you gotta be strong.
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And remember,
you're not alone.
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Hello?
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Kinda busy.
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Well, there's only one bathroom
in the house, Georgie,
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and it's not
for phone calls.
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I got to call you back.
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Sorry.
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Who you talking to?
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That Veronica girl?
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Yeah.
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What's going on with that?
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Nothing. We're
just friends.
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Okay. You ever want to run
any of this stuff by me,
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I'm here for you.
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Why would I want
to run it by you?
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Well, I was once
a 15-year-old boy.
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I know what it's like to have
strong feelings for a girl.
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Gross. I'm not gonna
talk to you about this.
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I-I saw that kid
on Who's the Boss
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talk to Tony Danza
about hisproblems.
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They're not related.
This is totally different.
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Damn it, Georgie, you could
flush once in a while.[toilet flushes]
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On behalf of
sandwich-loving children
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everywhere, I thank you.
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How many is that?13.
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A baker's dozen.
What do you say we
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pack up and head
outta here?
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No, we have to wait
for Channel 7 news.
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Channel 7?
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Yes. I called them this morning
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and told them
there was a human interest story
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at the supermarket.
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What story?
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Classic Americana.
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Little guy
versus corporate greed.
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Honey, Channel 7
is not coming.
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[horn honks]
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You Sheldon Cooper?
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Yes, ma'am.
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You got to be kidding me.
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How's my hair look?
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Hey, how'd it go?
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Great.
Turn to Channel 7.
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But I'm watching
the game.
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But I'm going
to be on Channel 7.
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What's he talking about?
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He's gonna be on Channel 7.
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SHELDON [on TV]:
I was shocked to learn
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that the Happy Hearth Home
Bakeries had been bought out
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by the Domestic
Food Corporation,
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and they started making
their bread faster and cheaper.
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And you don't
like that, do you?No.
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REPORTER:
And you're collecting signatures
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to make them stop.I am.
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Corporations
shouldn't be allowed to make
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these decisions on their own.
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REPORTER:
Well, who should?
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The people who eat the bread.
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This wouldn't happen if there
were centralized control
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over all these big corporations.
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REPORTER:
Are you suggesting
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a communist form of government
in Texas?
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I suppose I am.
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MEEMAW:
Hang on a sec...
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There you have it.
Local boy Sheldon Cooper
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says communism
is what Texas needs.
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Oh, dear God.
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I just... You...
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Why... I-I-I-I-I...
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Why would you...
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What were you th...
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Oh, God.MARY:
Calm down.
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It was just the 4:00 news.
I'm sure no one saw it.
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I hope a lot of people saw it
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and Happy Hearth is forced
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to give our country
good bread again.
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No! No more bread.
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No more country.
No more talking.
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Excuse me.
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Where are you going?
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I'm gonna go put up an American
flag in front of my house.
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00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,501
That's a great idea.
Mare, where's our flag?
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00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:01,242
Uh, uh, it's in the garage.
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00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:05,725
Is something wrong?
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00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:08,379
Yes, Sheldon,
something is wrong.
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00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:10,599
[doorbell rings]Oh, now what?
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00:12:12,601 --> 00:12:14,864
Is anybody going to fill me in?
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Not a good time, Brenda.
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00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:20,478
I don't want your boy playing
with my boy anymore.
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00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:22,872
Excuse me?[phone ringing]
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Someone get that!
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I just saw Sheldon on the news.
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He doesn't need to be filling
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Billy's head
with crazy commie ideas.
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00:12:30,053 --> 00:12:32,621
Crazier than sitting on an egg
and trying to hatch it?
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00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:35,537
'Cause I saw your precious son
do that the other day.
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00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:38,061
Oh, so you're spying on us.
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Good to know.
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[grunts]
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00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:45,982
Yes, I do understand we're
in the middle of a cold war.
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But have you seen
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how many people wait in
line for bread in Moscow?
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00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:52,597
It stands to reason their
bread must be great.
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00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:53,903
Who you talking to?
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A reporter from Timemagazine.No!
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He didn't mean it.
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God bless America.
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[exhales]
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Traitors.Yeah, go back to Russia.
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Go back?
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I've never been there
in the first place.
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Well, have a great
day, Georgie.
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A great day?
Are you out of your mind?
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Our lives are over.
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Well, you'll never have a
great day with that attitude.
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♪ You're a grand old flag
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♪ You're a high-flying flag
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♪ And forever in peace
may you wave ♪
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♪ You're the emblem of
the land I love ♪
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♪ The home of the free
and the... ♪
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Look, you made my mom's note.
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"Don't talk to Sheldon. Mom."
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00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:56,487
That's fine. I usually do
most of the talking.
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Yes, you do.
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♪ My country, 'tis of thee
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♪ Sweet land of liberty
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00:14:05,453 --> 00:14:08,935
♪ Of thee I sing
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♪ Land where our fathers died,
la... ♪
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Sing along.
348
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:16,856
♪ Land of the pilgrims'
pride... ♪
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[indistinct chatter]
350
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:31,348
Mind if I sit?
351
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:33,873
Y-You sure
you want to be seen with me?
352
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:37,137
Oh, please.
You're not a commie.
353
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,835
Everyone else seems
to think I am.
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00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,185
Do you even know
what a communist is?
355
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:45,449
Yeah. It's the big blond guy
Rocky fights in Rocky IV.
356
00:14:45,493 --> 00:14:48,235
And he also fights
them when he's Rambo.
357
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:50,237
[chuckles] That's it?Well,
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00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:53,066
I know in every movie it looks
like the commies are gonna win,
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00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:54,545
but they don't.
360
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:56,504
[laughs]
361
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:58,071
You ever seen any Rocky movies?
362
00:14:58,114 --> 00:15:00,247
Um, I saw Rocky II.
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00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:02,814
That's the second one.
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00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:10,039
♪ Oh, say, does
that star-spangled banner ♪
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00:15:10,083 --> 00:15:13,782
♪ Yet wave...
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00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:16,132
Hey, you wanted to see me?
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00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:17,655
Have a seat.
368
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:22,138
[sighs]
369
00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:27,100
Guess what I've been getting
a lot of calls about today.
370
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:29,450
I know it looks bad,
but we're handling it.
371
00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:31,234
It-It'll all blow over.
372
00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:32,801
I'm sorry, George,
but I can't have
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a suspected communist
coaching our boys.
374
00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:38,459
[chuckles]:
Whoa, Tom. I'm not...
375
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,330
I love my country.
376
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,376
This is just Sheldon
getting bent out of shape
377
00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:43,812
over a loaf of bread.
378
00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:46,771
Well, this bread better be worth
you losing your job.
379
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:49,383
Now, hang on. G-Give
me a chance to fix it.
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00:15:50,732 --> 00:15:51,820
Please.
381
00:15:51,863 --> 00:15:53,474
[sighs]
382
00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:55,345
All right, George.
383
00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:58,218
But if I hear
from one more angry parent...
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Thank you. Thank you.
385
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:04,093
[phone rings]
386
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:06,139
He's not here.
387
00:16:11,318 --> 00:16:13,668
Mary, you understand
these people are atheists.
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00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,191
I get it. They're not my people.
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00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:17,019
You're my people.
390
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,368
Then what's this all about?
391
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:20,370
My son just wanted
a better sandwich.
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00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:22,503
Why is this so hard
for y'all to understand?!
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♪ From the mountains
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♪ To the prairies
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♪ To the oceans
white with foam ♪
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00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:35,385
♪ God bless America
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00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:39,868
♪ Our home sweet home...
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00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:41,609
Pinko!Screw you!
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00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:46,657
♪ God bless America...
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00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,398
MAN:
Three, two...
401
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:49,530
Thanks for having me on.
402
00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:51,923
You're welcome.
Now, I understand
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00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:53,403
you wanted to set
the record straight
404
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,101
regarding your
son's communism.
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00:16:55,144 --> 00:16:56,624
Yes. N-No!
406
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:59,061
He's not a communist.
He's ten years old.
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00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,063
Listen,
I fought for this country.
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00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:02,499
I love this country.
409
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,066
My kids love this country.
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00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,415
Isn't that right, Sheldon?
411
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:06,764
Yes.
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00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,723
Although, in all fairness,
413
00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:10,942
the Social Security system
isa form of...
414
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:13,162
You love this country!I love this country.
415
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:29,178
I have something important
that I'd like to say.
416
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:33,791
These last few days,
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00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,445
I've been giving
the new Happy Hearth bread
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00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:36,664
another chance,
and I've decided
419
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:38,231
it's not so bad.
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00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:42,496
Also, it toasts well.
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00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,761
So, I'm going to say
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00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:49,459
that's a sign of personal
growth on my part.
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00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:52,288
In fact, let's call it maturity.
424
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:59,600
Still not talking to me, huh?
425
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,431
Well...
I'll check back in tomorrow.
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