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KingQueen...
it took a lifetime,
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but we've
found your weapon thief.
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[ Gasps ]
Huh?
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Bard Sword,
tell them everything.
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Aah!
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Bard Sword, you better
start singing.
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♪ A singer is a bard ♪
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♪ A sword is a sword ♪
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♪ 'Tis how I got my name ♪
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♪ The Bard Sword ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Forced to perform ♪
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♪ Forever bored ♪
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♪ And wishing to be
a killing sword ♪
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♪♪
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♪ I want to taste
blood and flesh ♪
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♪ That is the way
of the blade ♪
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♪ Blood and flesh,
slaughter them all ♪
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♪ That is the way
of the blade ♪
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No, no, no.
This is not a nice song.
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Your songs should not
be excessively bloody or gory.
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It makes me
sick and afraid.
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♪ My murder lust was
a lust I shared ♪
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♪ With my young swordbearer ♪
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♪ The disturbed young Decker ♪
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Oh, how I wish to be a blade
for death and not for song.
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I'd rather kill with a sword
than bear one.
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Ah.
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♪ Young Decker and I,
happy as can be ♪
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♪ Snuck out that night
on a killing spree ♪
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Ha ha!
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[ Squeals ] Yes.
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Die.
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Ha ha!
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Ah! Ah!
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I want more excessively
bloody or gory.
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Me too.
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Oh, what if we made you a big
body out of all the weapons?
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That is...
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a marvelous idea!
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[ Both laughing ]
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♪ We stole
our victims' weaponry ♪
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♪ To make a giant weapon
body for me ♪
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[ Both laughing ]
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Swordteener,
I need weapon upgrade!
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Swordteener?
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Swordteener!
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All your swords
have been stolen!
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Someone has been robbing
the dead of their weapons.
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Tigtone, you must find
the missing weapons.
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Helpy, our thief appears
to be someone
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with very small red feet.
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♪ Tigtone and Helpy
on an adventure ♪
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♪ Their expert tracking skills
led them directly to us ♪
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Bard Sword:
Oh, yes. Yes.
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The weapon thief
is just a child.
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[ Laughs ]
Then this is going to be easy.
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Remember, Tigtone, it is wrong
to fight children.
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Enh.
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Tigtone,
I figured it out.
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In order to fight a child,
you must become a child.
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No.
No, Helpy, I can't do that.
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Tigtone?
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I can't be a child,
not again.
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Why not, Tigtone?
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I've never told anyone
this before, but here I go.
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♪ Tigtone had never shared
his feelings before ♪
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♪ It was dear and sincere
and beautiful to hear ♪
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Tigtone,
that is the most dear
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and sincere thing
you've ever shared with me.
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This changes everything.
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Yes, Helpy.
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I think now
I am finally ready
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to become
a child again.
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Then let us go get some
universal transformation potion.
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♪ And then they went ♪
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♪ For universal
transformation potions ♪
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♪ See the alchemist
in his chemist tree ♪
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With this universal
transformation potion,
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you can do just what it's
called, but let me explain.
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You can transform into anything:
a chair or a shelf.
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You could turn into me
or pottery,
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but use it more wisely
than my suggestion choices.
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Well, here you are,
Tigtone.
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Ah.
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♪ Tigtone drank
the potion down ♪
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♪ Then he became Tigtone ♪
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Tigtone!
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All right. Let's go.
[ Gasps ]
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I got a sword.
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Yes. Yes, you do.
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I'm a big, strong hero.
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Yes.
Okay, off we go.
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Ha!
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Tigtone, come back.
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♪ My giant weapon body ♪
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Heh heh!
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Let's go try it out.
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No, young Decker.
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I still need another sword
to complete my arm.
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Then Propecia and KingQueen
will bleed before me.
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[ Laughs menacingly ]
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Tigtone, we have to go.
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You have to look for me.
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Say, "Where is Tigtone?"
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[ Groans ] Where's Tigtone?
I can't find him.
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Hmm, I wonder
if he's under here.
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Heyah!
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I win. [ Laughs ]
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That's enough.
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Sobs ]
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What have I done?
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I hate you, Helpy.
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You're not my real father
or mother.
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[ Sobbing ]
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♪ I care not for mortal drama ♪
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♪ So I have nothing to say ♪
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♪ About what just happened ♪
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I'm sorry I hit you,
Tigtone.
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And I'm sorry
I chopped your feet off.
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My feet can regenerate
on their own,
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but you, Kid Tigtone,
have regenerated my heart.
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Helpy, can I still
play hero?
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Only if I can still
play sidekick.
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You, there.
Give me your sword!
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And I want you to have it
for your death!
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That's my Tigtone.
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-Aaah!
-Aaah!
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♪ I know young Decker
was brave ♪
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♪ But he was no match
for Tigtone at any age ♪
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[ Crying ]
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You tripped me!
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That's cheating.
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Nuh-unh.
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Bard Sword just needed
one more sword
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to complete
his weapon body.
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What is a bard sword?
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An evil sword
that sings.
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He's going to kill everyone
with his giant weapon body.
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[ Gasps ]
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Why not just call him
a singing sword?
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This isn't fun anymore.
I'm going home.
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Now what are
we going to do?
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You became a child
to fight a child,
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but the real enemy
is a sword.
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Remember, Tigtone, you have
some transformation potion with.
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That's right!
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Bard Sword, it's me, Decker.
I'm back.
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Young Decker,
you look different.
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If I look so different,
how would I know you needed
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one more sword to complete
your weapon body, huh?
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♪ I never paid attention ♪
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♪ to what people look like ♪
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♪ And at the time, the story
seemed to check out ♪
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Very well.
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Ha ha ha!
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I am complete!
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Wait.
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Something about
this feels...unnatural!
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Ha ha!
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Is this quite the twist
in the arm?
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Draw!
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Gah!
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♪ Tigtone's sheer
willpower energy ♪
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♪ Blew up my giant
weapon body ♪
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No.
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Helpy, help us two.
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Let's finish this.
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Very well.
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-Aah!
-Aah!
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Ah!
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[ Grunting ]
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♪ Tigtone had the upper hand ♪
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♪ But then I had
the upper hand ♪
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[ Growling, laughing ]
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-Helpy!
-Prepare to die, Tigtone.
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Help me.
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Grunting ]
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Tigtone!
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This feels like...closure.
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Now give me some more universal
transformation potion,
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so I can return
to my formful glory.
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It's all gone.
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Oh!
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No!
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They finally got me,
Tigtone.
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No more illegal potions
for anyone.
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Wait, there's still
a few drops left.
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I'm willing to see
what that gets me.
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[ Crackling ]
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I am Tigtone!
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♪ So Tigtone stayed
a Tigtone child ♪
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♪ Helpy raised him
into a Tigtone man ♪
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Tigtone!
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♪ He found young Decker ♪
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♪ Who was now just a man ♪
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♪ He killed him ♪
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♪ Then there was
a happy wedding ♪
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Tigtone:
What the hell?
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Oh.
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That never happened.
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Oh, I added that part.
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All good ballads should end
with a happy wedding.
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Who said this
was a good ballad?
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Ah!
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Ah! Aaaaaaaah!
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[ Screaming continues ]
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[ Screaming continues ]
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[ Both laugh ]
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That ballad did not
make any sense.
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But I love the happy
wedding part.
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[ Sniffles ]
So beautiful.
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[ Screaming continues ]
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