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[ Suspenseful music plays ]

Ahh-aah-aah!

[gasping] Lore-Mastra!

Yes, it's a nasty ice spell, Tigtone.

Unfreeze the frozen Library of Levaquin

by lighting all four of those wall sconces.

At the same time!

Helpy, be on fire!

Agh!

[panting] Aaaah! Ahhhhh!

Shh! This is a library!

Scream quiet!

[whispering] Ahhhhh.

-Ugh! -Aaaaah!

Ugh!

[ Laughs ]

The library is saved, so you get a reward!

It's this one:

"The Ancient Wizard Handbook"!

But know this:

if you read the magic words out loud,

you will -- -"Table of Cont--"

-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! -become a wizard!

[ Crackling ] Oh.

[ Triumphant music plays ] [ Crackling continues ]

Magic courses through my veins!

Blast hands!

Come, Helpy. -Ahhhh.

Let's go test my new, magic powers!

Helpy: Ahhh!

♪♪

Be rain! [ Thunder crashes ]

[ Crying out ]

Arrrrr!

Switch legs with head.

♪♪

Perfect...temperature!

Ahhh.

[ Slurp, ahh ]

[ Cheering and laughter ]

-Whoa! -Yo-hoh-hoh-hoh-ah!

[laughing] I am full of such abandonful joy,

I don't even know what day it is.

♪♪

[ Spooky music plays ]

♪♪

Today is the day you graduate from wizard school.

You're no longer kizards, heh,

which is what I call kid wizards.

It's kind of fun. [ Cheering and applause ]

-Yay! -Waah!

But, before you get your hats,

I-I have to tell you

the awful truth.

You see those three of the six moons aligning up there

and all those mortals

sharpening weapons? -[Laughing maliciously]

[chuckling] Well, the thing about that is...

Ah, yes, Wizard Hunt: The one day of the year

we mortals may hunt wizards for fun.

But, for me, only a tearful reminder

of our beloved and long-dead wizard

Amo-Thedious.

Mathis! -Yes, my KingQueen.

Open our locket, so that we may gaze upon him.

[ Sobbing ]

Silence! The moons

are about to align.

Three of six, that is.

That's right, the lunar alignment

sucks all the magic right out of this world

and sort of robs us of our powers.

Okay, here we go. Should we count it down?

Anyone? No? Okay, then, let's --

let's just let it happen without the countdown, then.

[laughs maliciously] Yeah.

♪♪

[ Blast, resonating ]

Run! Run away! Hide!

It's the Wizard Hunt! -[Sobbing, crying out]

Flee!

♪♪

[ Laughter ]

Whoa.

[ Whooshing ] Oh. Ah.

Aaaaah!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Akh! -Enh! [Sobbing]

[laughing] Helpy,

ribs go on the inside.

My regeneration power.

It's gone!

Allow me!

Regena-ribs!

Why would my wizard magic suddenly disappear?

Wizard Hunt! Wizard Hunt!

Oh, Wizard Hunt!

Oh, the holiday I'm best at.

Kill the wizar-r-r-r-r-r-r-ds!

[ Clamoring ]

Oh, no! I'm a wizard.

Down, wizards. Down, wizards.

Unwieldy beard. Agh!

Ah!

Huh. -Agh!

[ Zing! ]

[ Melancholy tune plays ] I do so miss Amo-Thedious.

I miss him, too, but you don't see me

having emotions about it.

[sobbing] Oh, if -- if only there were a way

to redirect the magic energy

with this Focusing Staff

and use it to restore Amo-Thedious to li-i-i-fe!

[ Gasp! ] I've just come up

with a marvelous plan to get Amo-Thedious back.

Mathis!

-Yes, my liegeses. -Shut up!

Do what the King just said.

[ Laughs ]

[chanting] Wizard Hunt!

Wizard Hunt!

[ Suspenseful music plays ] [ Panting ]

-Shh! -Oh, zounds!

It's the wizard-ender, Tigtone.

-[Gasp!] -My name is Crackers.

Crackers the Wizard, and y-you can imagine

how terrifying it is to have you here, Tigtone.

I mean you no murder.

I, too, am hunted.

Oh, that's great.

Hey, zounds.

There's something weird about the way the moons are,

[ Whistling, spooky tune plays ] uh, glowing.

Like someone's redirecting the magic energy.

[ Reverberating ]

Two or more can play at this game,

of using a staff to change things!

♪♪

[ Grunting ]

[ Panting ]

Commander Mathis.

I have come to reclaim that magic for all wizards.

I can't let you, Tigtone.

I need some of that magic to resurrect Amo-Thedious,

and I'm doing a good job of it!

You've never done a good job of anything!

[ Shing! ]

[ Both grunting ]

♪♪

Ooh. Aah!

[ Zapping ]

[ Rumbling ]

[ Crackling ] Uhh.

-Yes! -Whoa!

One big wizard,

with all the magic, is better!

Unh!

Whoa-oa-oa- oa-oa-oa-oa!

What have you done?

That's too much magic!

He will protect us with his giant wisdom!

[ Thud! ]

Spe-e-e-e-e-lls.

-Oh! [sobbing] -Take that, mortals!

I must share the good news with my bearded brethren.

Come, Helpy.

I can't, Tigtone.

Please, listen to me.

I've helped you on many quests,

but, now, I have only one quest left:

I'm going to die.

[ Melancholy tune plays ] Take this

to remember you by.

Please, please,

just stay with me.

[ Wind whistling ]

So, this is how it ends.

Abandoned, alone.

♪♪

I, too, know the pain

of wounds, both inner and outer.

I can see, by your scars,

that you have faced many fearsome foes.

Especially the most fearsome foe of all:

myself.

Fear not, neglected one.

I shall take you back to the castle,

where you can spend your last moments

with that stranger we call

dignity.

Blehhhhhhh!

[ Footsteps thudding ]

Amo-Thedious, alive!

And there's so much more of him to love.

We're going to need a bigger locket.

Rahh!

-Oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh. -[Gasp!]

-KingQueen, I'm back. -Queen: Mathis!

We blame you for this mess.

Go. sit. down!

-[Sighs wearily] -King: No!

In the corner, on the ground!

[ Melancholy tune plays ] [ Sigh ]

Wizards, see this!

I have wrought us a champion!

[ Laughter and cheering ]

Mouth lightning is my favorite.

Zounds! -Ahhhr!

-[Bleating] -Oh, no!

He cast Goat Throw.

Oh! -[Crying out]

[ Bleating ]

[distantly] Get to the cave!

[ Crying out ]

[ Shouting, thudding ]

[ Wizard moaning ]

[ Shouting and thudding continue ]

Urr!

All, stop and look at Tigtone!

[ Poignant tune plays ] Wizard Hunt.

Do you hear those words?

Wizard. Hunt.

I didn't understand them when I said "Wizard Hunt."

I didn't understand them when I hunted wizards!

It was only today, when I was a wizard and I was hunted,

that I truly understood

Wizard Hunt is

hunting wizards.

And it's wrong!

Mortals and wizards, put aside your differences

and join me to destroy this one, giant wizard.

For, you see, all wizards have one weakness:

[ Music sparing ] me!

Hmm.

Something's... not quite right.

[Shing!] [ Ominous chorale plays ]

[ Shing! ]

Perfect.

-Oh. -Ahh!

[ Crying out ]

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

[ Thudding ]

[ Suspenseful music climbs ]

And so begins the grand battle of our age:

a giant wizard against a mortal, giant, wooden man.

♪♪

[ Footsteps thudding ]

[ Chorale climbs ]

[ Clang ]

-Yahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

-Whoa-oa-oa-oa! -ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

-Wha-ah? -ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

-Whah? -ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[ Runaway heartbeat ] -ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

-[Groaning] -ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

-Uah! -ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[ Laughter ] -ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

-Hooray! -Zounds!

Queen: Propecia is saved!

All thanks to Tigtone's terrifying presence.

And no thanks to Mathis.

At least, this day, I have finally made

a true friend, in you, Helpy.

Please, Mathis, call me by my real name. It's

-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! -Tigtone!

-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! [ Glass breaks ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Poignant music plays ]

Ah.

Quickly, fellow wizards!

Reclaim your magic from the giant's corpse

through the ritual of nuzzling.

Nuzzle like you really mean it.

-[Laughing delightedly] -Hurray!

Here, Helpy.

-Uhhhhh. -Regenerate.

[ Continues moaning ]

I'm okay!

Come, Tigtone, won't you nuzzle with us

and regain your wizardly powers?

No, Crackers, I don't believe I will.

But why not?

Because...

[ Gasping ]

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

I love Wizard Hunt!

[ Ominous chorale plays ]

♪♪

[ Clack ] Ohhh!

Ohhhhhhh!

[ Chorale climbs ]

[ Laughing maliciously ]

[ Laughing ]

Ooh! That's one for the books.

My books!

[ Drumroll, clang ]

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