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♪♪
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[ Chicken clucks ]
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♪♪
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Tigtone: [ Thinking ]
Dear Journal, I need more ink.
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Eh?
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[ Panting ]
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What is that helpfully
bizarre thing, I wonder?
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[ Thinking ] "Anyway, Journal,
about that cave..."
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Aah!
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I quest with none other
than my own cunning,
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strength, and name.
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Tigtone!
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[ Screams ]
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♪♪
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I returned the long jewel
to the kingdom of Propecia
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where it belongs,
to KingQueen.
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Both: Thank you, Tigtone.
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Tigtone: And for that,
they threw me a chicken dinner!
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Everyone, shut up.
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I'm going to inhale
this chicken.
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[ Both spit ]
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This chicken has no soul.
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We taste nothing
in this meat.
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Lore Mastra, explain.
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According to this book...
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Tasteless meat means
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the legend of Wadsor is true.
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Wadsor the Conquerator
the Necromancer has returned!
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I'm back!
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Lore Mastra: He is using
the souls of our chickens
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to recharge his rock army.
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Wadsor: My Repli-Rocks!
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[ Cackles ]
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His only weakness
is to stab his brain.
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Which he keeps locked
deep within his lair.
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But not a regular stab.
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You must use
the Reverse Dagger,
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capable of stabbing
the dead to life,
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and the other way around.
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What say you to that?
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Is this a quest?
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-Indeed.
-Indeed, indeed.
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Then I alone as always,
by my lonesome,
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shall take this single quest,
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for this single questerer,
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and bear down upon it
by myself.
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Well, then this is
a good a quest
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as any to make use
of our fellowship.
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And that fellowship is...
Poach-Or.
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Friend to most animals,
hunter of the rest.
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Axeanne.
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I'm even bigger
in person.
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And Redundart.
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An elf.
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What part of "I fellowship
alone" don't you understand?
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None part.
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Fast travels,
Tigtone and friends.
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♪ O journey nigh,
come blith with my ♪
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♪ O'er land and steam
on flapping knees ♪
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♪ When drip or sip
is bundle quipped ♪
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♪ Then travel hips
will sway the thighs ♪
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[ Thinking ]
These heroes, Journal,
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they don't even
have journals.
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And at this rate,
we'll never get there on foot.
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[ Snorts ]
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Poach-Or,
harness that Ride-ocerous
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if you're such
a great animal master.
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I can try.
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I didn't say try.
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Come on.
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Come to Poach-Or.
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[ Roars ]
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Come on.
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Ugh.
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Poach-Or
will poach no more.
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Remember, Tigtone,
you have the Reverse Dagger.
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Whoo! [ Laughs ]
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Now that was
really something.
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Do it again!
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Ohh!
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It must only work
once per dead person.
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Then we must honor
his last wish,
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to ride
that Ride-ocerous.
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[ Grunts ]
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♪ For ne'er a path
can do no wrath -- ♪
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-Stop!
-Oh!
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Axeanne:
We are arrived at Wadsor's lair.
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But the hidden door
isn't on the map.
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I'll show you
how to use a map.
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Ah.
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Hmm.
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We must
make camp-camp here
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while I think of a way
to find the key.
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[ Cackling ]
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What?!
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Then don't stand here
flapping your ribs at me,
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flap your swords
at Tigtone!
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[ Cackles ]
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[ Thinking ] You're right,
Journal,
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something to take my mind
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off this main quest
for a while is what I need.
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Tigtone, the well
has been poisoned.
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Save my sick twin sister
from the bottom of it.
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A side quest!
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♪♪
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Hyah!
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♪♪
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We need Tigtone!
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[ Muffled shouting, clanging ]
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Hiss, hiss.
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That means "Thank you"
where I come from, Tigtone.
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Hiss, hiss.
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♪♪
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[ Gasps ] The key.
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How do you kill that
which is already bone?
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The Reverse Dagger!
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I'm alive!
Thank you, Tigtone.
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Ah, I'm alive! Ahh!
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Hand over that key.
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But what about Axeanne?
You can stab her back to live.
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I can only stab her back once,
and I'd hate to waste it now.
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♪♪
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[ Pendulum Boss grunts ]
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Ahh!
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The pendulum is mightier
than the sword-ulum, Tigtone!
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[ Cackles ]
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Redundart, use yourself
as pendulum bait.
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Because you'll bring me back
with the Reverse Dagger,
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should I die.
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Your companion was a joke.
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And now he's dead.
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The joke is on you!
I agree.
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[ Groans ]
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♪ My life be rife
with biggle trife ♪
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♪ And all about
is naught but strife -- ♪
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[ Muffled scream ]
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Ah, finally, questing alone,
as nature intended me.
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Two pressure plates?
Ugh.
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Why didn't I bring
more companions?
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Remember, Tigtone,
dungeons have prisoners,
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and prisoners
have body weight.
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Use a prisoner.
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Of course.
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♪♪
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[ Groans ]
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This thing weighs
enough to help me.
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Please chop my arms
and legs off.
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-Oh...
-Do it!
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[ Both scream ]
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Thank you,
fellow stranger.
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Are you not
stung by that?
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Of course,
but I regenerate.
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And because you helped me,
I'll do that to you.
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Help you, that is.
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Let's go.
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...and so Wadsor trapped me
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and has been feeding off
my life juices ever since.
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Mm-hmm.
Here we are.
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Oh, we shall both stand
on these pressure plates
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to open the door.
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You certainly do come in handy.
I think I'll call you...Helpy.
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But my name is --
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Hyah!
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Thank you, Helpy.
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Wait!
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I want him to know
it was me.
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My energy supply.
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[ Gasps ]
My energy supply creature.
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Tigtone?!
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Tigtone: Wadsor's fully charged
Repli-Rocks.
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[ Cackles ]
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♪♪
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[ Repli-Rocks clucking ]
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Damn it.
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[ Groans ]
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Shh. You distract him
while I stab his brain.
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Right to his face.
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Hey, Wadsor!
I'm full of life juices.
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Come and get me.
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Wait for it...
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Now!
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[ Screams ]
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No mortal blade
can kill me.
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I'm undead.
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And I am
no mortal blade.
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And I am Tigtone!
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[ Screams ]
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Oh,
so that's your name?
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♪♪
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Proudfully nodding
at a job well done.
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Me too, Tigtone.
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Me Helpy.
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King: And so to honor Tigtone
for saving Propecia
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from tastelessness, we throw
this second chicken dinner.
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The honor is all ours.
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And this is Helpy.
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I serve
the Greater Good.
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[ Laughs ]
Cheers to whatever that is.
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And to the Repli-Rocks,
our new friends.
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Lore Mastra:
The legend goes on to say
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they enjoy eating
as much as we all do.
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All thanks to Tigtone.
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Thank you, Tigtone.
-Huzzah!
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Thinking ]
Dear Journal,
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ah, yes, Helpy
is who that thing is.
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And thus fellowship
is now in my inventory.
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But worry not.
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For I am still, as was before,
as was always be...
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Tigtone!
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[ Muffled ]
And Helpy.
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♪♪
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[ Explosions ]
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