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All right?
Sometimes, it's about the value.
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Value? If you paid any
money for this death trap,
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- then you've overpaid.
- It's funny you said "death trap."
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I actually got this at a police auction.
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- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, they dredged it
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out of the bottom of a reservoir.
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- Gross, dude.
- Yeah.
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Well, that's why it was only 500 bucks.
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- [COUGHS]
- God.
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That's why it smells
like a gym sock in here.
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Some mildew.
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Dude, if I was your wife,
I would be so pissed about this.
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If you were my wife, I would've
divorced you immediately.
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- Not before one last bone sesh.
- That is not true.
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- Because I need it, Billy.
- I went over with...
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- She does not talk like that.
- Oh, but I need it.
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- No, she does not.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You're not going in front of the
main entrance to the school, are you?
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I can't be seen in this thing.
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I have nothing to be ashamed of.
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This is quality Slavic craftsmanship.
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[CLUNK] Oh. Okay, there she goes.
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Yeah, the engine cuts out
from time to time.
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[SCOFFS] Well, don't worry,
we'll just coast right by,
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into a spot, and no one will see us.
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QUINN: S-M-double-O-T!
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Just no place I'd rather be!
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Good morning, Loren! We can see you!
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We can all see you! [LAUGHS]
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Quit wasting my time
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I ain't here for you
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I'm just putting in work
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Till my day is through
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Says here if I want
to replace the air filter,
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I have to get it from Czechoslovakia.
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You mean the Czech Republic.
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No.
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Oh, well. I can probably
find one on V?clav's List.
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Oh, my God. This just keeps
getting better and better.
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Well, I have a feeling
a story is coming.
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Hmm. Maybe she just really misses
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The Man with the Yellow Hat.
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It's Mayor Nash's
stupid Yes Mamm Initiative.
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Oh, my God. You're against
chivalry now, Abbey?
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We get it. You're independent
A.F., but come on.
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Let a man hold the door
for you every now and again.
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Of course you would fall
for that ad campaign.
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It's a mammogram tax, you dunce,
disguised as a chivalry bill.
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He thinks that mammograms
are a luxury item for women.
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- Oh. Yes Mamm.
- Mm-hmm.
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You got to admit, that's pretty clever.
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I mean, it's evil, but it's clever.
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It's almost as evil as Keep
Your Daughter From Work Day.
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- [COUGHING]
- God. Come on.
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Are you dying of
consumption, Doc Holliday?
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Just probably some allergies.
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It's his Dorge Claravan.
It's making him sick.
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It's just some mold in the vents.
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There you guys are.
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We missed you at the
homecoming pep rally today.
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It was awesome.
There was yelling and clapping.
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Wait. Shouldn't your shirts say,
"This could be our year"?
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Well, we actually felt that was
a little too, uh, aggressive.
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Also, we have a 0-74 homecoming
record against Chatwood.
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But this could be anyone's year.
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- Hmm?
- Fairbell gets it.
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And, best part,
I was able to scrape together
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a little bit of money
towards a homecoming parade.
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Which means floats!
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- Oh.
- No.
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- Floats!
- Yay.
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Oh, that's awesome. So cool.
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I hope that's you tugging
the truck horn of excitement.
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I'm not.
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I have two horns.
That's how excited I am.
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Boy, you really tug those
hard and fast, Fairbell.
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- I'm a super trucker.
- All right. That's good.
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I think that's enough. Just stop it.
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- I'm excited.
- Just stop it.
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Anyways, I decided to let each class
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nominate their own faculty advisor.
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Obviously, a certain principal
had a little bit of input.
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And I just want to say congratulations.
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- They chose you four.
- God damn it.
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- Ooh.
- Really?
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You three are going down.
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Whatever class I got,
best class of the century.
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- Watch out.
- It's not a competition.
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However, I will be silently
judging from the dark corners,
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deciding who did the best job.
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- Good luck, Loren.
- [GROANS]
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TAMMY: Will the driver of the remains
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of some kind of Eastern European minivan
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please report to
the faculty parking lot?
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Your lights are on... fire.
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- That could be anybody.
- Sure.
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- It's a big school.
- Row after row of Dorge Claravan.
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You know, I mean,
there's a lot of faculty here
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and new drivers...
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- Kids, first-time drivers.
- New cars all the time come in.
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Yep. Totally.
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SHOEMAKER: I should probably check.
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I mean, I have a similar make and model.
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Sure. That'd... that'd be smart.
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Just bring my keys
[CHUCKLES] just in case.
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Not a big deal, though.
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Okay, freshman, let's talk float themes.
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I'm sure you're all as angry as
I am about the terrible changes
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that Mayor Nash is making to Denver.
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Hello? The Yes Mamm Initiative?
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I mean, it's a tax on mammograms,
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which is totally [BLEEP]
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Ooh, you said the "F" word.
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Do you kids even know
what a mammogram is?
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A singing telegram for older women?
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That's a good guess, but no.
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But you know what
breast cancer is, right?
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Like, when the Broncos put pink
stickers on their helmets.
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Okay, this is why we need
to raise awareness
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about women's issues.
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We need a float that says,
"Don't mess with our breasts."
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What are some ways
that we can show that?
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A sign that says, "Hands off my boobs"?
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That's a good idea, but...
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What if the float was like a giant tit?
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- [LAUGHTER]
- Trevor.
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That is a perfect idea.
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Okay, let's... Let's talk design.
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Which one of you is good
at drawing boobs?
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Okay, sophomores, let's listen up.
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Here's what we're going to do.
The Mount Rushmore of hip-hop.
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Boom. We put Notorious B.I.G.
on there, Andr? 3000,
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one of the members of the Wu-Tang Clan,
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who we determine through an online poll,
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and then, of course, Eminem.
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Although, we should probably
consider putting him on twice
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because he's also Slim Shady,
but he's also Marshall Mathers.
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Yeah, we already came up
with a float idea.
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So, this is, uh...
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This is a list of stuff
we need you to go buy.
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Already came up with an idea?
What are you d...
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Check it out.
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"Smoot first above all"?
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Oh, my God. No.
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Guys, nobody is this into their school.
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It's, um, lame.
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Uh, loving your school is not lame.
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We thought you were gonna share
our hardcore Smoot pride.
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You're a Smoot alum.
That's why we picked you.
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Guys, we can do a hip-hop
Mount Rushmore,
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and then put Smoot in there somewhere,
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tastefully, in small letters,
at the bottom.
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That sounds dope, Mr. P.
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Thank you, Marcus. He gets it.
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Of course Marcus would think
that "sounds" dope.
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He's a freakin' transfer from Chatwood.
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Okay, guys. You're getting
a little worked up.
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What's important
to remember about floats
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is that they're fun and you
don't take them too seriously.
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Yeah, you would say that.
[COUGHING] Cuck.
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Were you coughing or saying
something under your breath?
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I can never tell.
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Have you been riding in Shoemaker's van?
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Oh, Rob, that's not a good idea.
It's got mold.
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Mr. P., they're calling you a cuck.
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What the hell is a cuck?
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All right, look, we're going
with Smoot Pride, okay,
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so, you can either get on board
and get the stuff
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or take a back seat.
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Hmm. What a tough decision.
How do I figure that out?
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You know what? I choose
happy hour at Illegal Pete's.
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Hey, we don't need your help, man.
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Forget this guy. Smoot. Smoot.
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[STUDENTS CHANTING "SMOOT"]
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So, juniors, what do you think
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- the theme of our float should be?
- I was thinking...
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How about a celebration of Denver?
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Love it. Little tweak, though...
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Celebration of "Star Wars." Hmm?
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Okay, but if we do the Denver thing,
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my older brother knows
the mandolin player
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for The Lumineers and they could
play for us on the float.
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- No way.
- Yeah.
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- That's awesome.
- And if we do the "Star Wars" thing,
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our float takes place
in a galaxy far, far away.
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Right. Uh, but if it takes place
here, my dad knows John Elway.
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I mean, he'd probably be willing
to stand on the float and wave.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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- That'd be huge. We got to do that.
- Right?
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Sounds like we're all on board
the "Star Wars" train.
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Toot-toot. Hmm?
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Coach Fairbell, we chose you
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because we thought you'd let us
do whatever we want to do.
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And I let you choose me
because... "Star Wars."
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Dibs on Jar Jar. I get to be Jar Jar.
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[AS JAR JAR BINKS] Me so Jar Jar.
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I'm the funniest,
but I'm the bravest, too.
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[NORMAL VOICE] I just got
a letter from Mickey Mouse.
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[SIGHS]
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Kease and desist.
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KEVIN: All right, guys, look,
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we're just going around
in circles here, okay?
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The best idea is to walk and shred.
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I get up on the float, and I rip it up.
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Why is it so hard to find a
30-year-old catalytic converter?
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All right, so, what about my idea?
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Huh? Oh, I'm sorry.
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I wasn't listening, Kevin.
Any other ideas?
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We could build something badass,
since it's our last year.
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I've been doing a lot
of welding in auto shop.
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Auto shop?
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Hey. Yes, Sheena.
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Oh, my God, that's awesome.
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Just spitballing here,
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but do you think that
you could fix up the engine
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and the body and everything
on an '87 Dorge Claravan, huh?
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Oh, because it'd make
a super-awesome base
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to a really kick-ass float.
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It better be.
We chose you as our advisor
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because we want to go out
with something really memorable.
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Oh, thank you. Yes, I see.
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'Cause I was your most
memorable of educators.
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No. Because you're loud as hell.
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Throwing stuff, cursing.
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Yeah, but the message, right? [CHUCKLES]
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- You... had a message?
- Okay.
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Anyway, so,
we should probably get started
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on that car... float.
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Car float... that's what
I was gonna say.
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Stop looking at me like that.
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[HACKING]
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Okay, come on, guys. That was a dry one.
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Yeah, it's a parade. [LAUGHS]
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They're fun... floats
and all kinds of stuff.
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So, what do you think? You will?
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Uh-huh. Well, we'll see you then.
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Goodbye. Sorry. Bien-bye.
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[CHUCKLES] Tammy, that was
"Super Accion Noticias"...
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"Super Action News" crew.
242
00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:39,078
I know what it means, Geoffrey.
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They're gonna cover
our homecoming parade.
244
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Said they wouldn't
miss it for the world.
245
00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:47,353
She said, just now,
that we are, and I quote,
246
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"A ratings bonanza."
247
00:09:48,823 --> 00:09:51,024
Yeah, because every other Smoot event
248
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they've covered has been a disaster.
249
00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:56,095
Okay. Why don't we just relax,
Rikki-Tikki Tammy.
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This is just the "end of the
newscast" puff piece.
251
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We're basically their
water-skiing squirrel.
252
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,903
Yeah, but we have four assholes
driving the tiny boat.
253
00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:06,772
Squirrels, Tammy. Four squirrels.
254
00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,774
[CHUCKLES]
Give them some credit for once.
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Lord, help us.
256
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:16,315
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
This is amazing. Great work.
257
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,518
- [COUGHS]
- When do we get to make it cool?
258
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You get to make it look cool
when it's safe for my fa...
259
00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:24,990
For you guys, is what I was gonna say.
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Because I think of you as family.
261
00:10:26,593 --> 00:10:28,261
That's what I meant by that.
262
00:10:28,262 --> 00:10:33,274
Sometimes. Keep it up. [COUGHING]
263
00:10:33,668 --> 00:10:37,871
Thanks to all of your extremely
well-rendered drawings,
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00:10:37,872 --> 00:10:41,741
this float looks great. [CHUCKLES]
265
00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:43,142
This is going to send a message
266
00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,611
that women's breasts are not
some cheap money-maker.
267
00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:47,213
N-N-N-No. D-Don't touch the boob.
268
00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:48,748
It's... It's still wet.
269
00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,550
Maybe we should add some more stuff.
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Like a butt.
271
00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:55,020
Or... vagina.
272
00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:56,021
Trevor. Aiden.
273
00:10:57,691 --> 00:11:00,560
That is a great idea.
274
00:11:00,561 --> 00:11:02,762
We could reclaim all
the parts of a woman's body
275
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that men think that they own.
276
00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:07,300
You know, I was wrong to think
277
00:11:07,301 --> 00:11:10,704
that you 14-year-old boys
wouldn't get it.
278
00:11:10,705 --> 00:11:13,506
Now, which one of you can draw a...
279
00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:17,609
Wow. Talented... group of young men.
280
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SHOEMAKER: [COUGHS]
281
00:11:21,315 --> 00:11:23,249
Hey, Shoemaker, you got a sec?
282
00:11:23,250 --> 00:11:26,185
- Just real quick before you die.
- [CLEARS THROAT]
283
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,453
Yeah. What is it?
284
00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:29,989
These asshole sophomores
keep calling me a cuck.
285
00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:32,392
- Do you know what that means?
- Yeah, it means cuckold.
286
00:11:32,393 --> 00:11:33,726
- Cuckold?
- It's, like, a guy
287
00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:37,196
who's okay with his lady
banging other dudes... like you.
288
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,332
I only watched Jade with her clients
289
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:41,400
because they pay double
if I'm in the room.
290
00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,269
Wait, you actually do that?
291
00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:46,072
Like, you hide in a Ramada
closet and watch her?
292
00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:49,142
Yeah, like Ramada's
have closets. High-roller.
293
00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:50,944
It's called chivalry, Shoemaker.
294
00:11:50,945 --> 00:11:53,813
I'm being supportive
of my fianc?'s career.
295
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:56,282
God, why would they turn that
into something negative?
296
00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:57,550
Well, I can think of a few reasons.
297
00:11:57,551 --> 00:12:00,420
I mean, there's the
health ramifications...
298
00:12:00,421 --> 00:12:03,002
You know what? I'm just gonna
give these sophomores what for.
299
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:06,359
Or, hey, you know what?
I could give them the what for
300
00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:08,361
and you could just hang out and watch.
301
00:12:08,362 --> 00:12:10,295
[LAUGHS, WHEEZES]
302
00:12:13,768 --> 00:12:16,302
Marcus, what are you doing
out here on the floor, man?
303
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:17,703
Oh, they kicked me out.
304
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:20,039
They said, "No Chatwood
traitors allowed."
305
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,841
Unbelievable. Come with me.
306
00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,176
Chatwood doesn't send their best.
307
00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:24,844
They're sending flunkies.
They're sending slackers.
308
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,045
Some of them I assume are good students.
309
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,913
All right, stop what
you're doing, you psychos.
310
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,582
I just learned what
the word "cuck" means,
311
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,517
and I'm taking it back right now.
312
00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:32,986
Yeah? What does it mean?
313
00:12:32,987 --> 00:12:34,988
Well, why don't you tell me
what it means first, Rob?
314
00:12:34,989 --> 00:12:40,526
It's a guy, obvious... uh,
who... who doesn't have a dick.
315
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,528
Wrong. That's not what it means, at all.
316
00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,864
It's when a gentleman, such as myself,
317
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:49,669
subverts the patriarchical
hedge poke-pokemon
318
00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:52,872
so that his bride-to-be
can actualize her career.
319
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:55,140
Which is very cool, if you ask me.
320
00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:58,611
Yo, Mr. P., according
to Urban Dictionary,
321
00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:01,881
it's a guy who watches
his lady bang other guys.
322
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,416
What? That's what it means?
323
00:13:03,417 --> 00:13:06,552
No. That is like the third
or fourth definition.
324
00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:09,689
The primary definition
is just a synonym for chivalry.
325
00:13:09,690 --> 00:13:10,890
That's all you need to know.
326
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,826
Where did you even learn
that word in the first place?
327
00:13:12,827 --> 00:13:14,427
Well, I heard it from
my older brother, Bryce,
328
00:13:14,428 --> 00:13:16,762
and his buds at their
men's rights sleepover.
329
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:18,964
That makes perfect sense,
because your brother Bryce
330
00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,166
was a loser in high school,
331
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,301
and apparently, he's still
a loser to this day.
332
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,970
But can we just put aside
all this meanness
333
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,841
and just focus on building a dope
float together, guys? Come on.
334
00:13:27,842 --> 00:13:30,776
Are you sure you wouldn't rather
watch us build your dope float?
335
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,846
Well, yeah. I mean, I was
gonna watch the whole time.
336
00:13:32,847 --> 00:13:34,914
I assumed you'd do most of the work.
337
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:37,050
Oh, watch like...
I see what you're doing.
338
00:13:37,051 --> 00:13:39,052
You know what?
Build your hateful little float,
339
00:13:39,053 --> 00:13:40,453
and have fun doing it.
340
00:13:40,454 --> 00:13:42,988
Marcus and I, we're gonna go
do something actually cool.
341
00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:45,855
See you later, suck town. Pbht.
342
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:48,327
Yo, I think it's big-boy shit
343
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,329
how you're taking the power
of that word back.
344
00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:54,734
Yeah? Hell, yeah. It is big-boy shit.
345
00:13:54,735 --> 00:13:56,802
Man, you ever have haters, Marcus?
346
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,871
- Yeah, Rob.
- Oh, yeah. Rob.
347
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:03,543
Laser, laser, laser, laser, laser...
348
00:14:03,544 --> 00:14:06,279
- Hey, Fairbell, you got a sec?
- For you, I got all the secs.
349
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,813
Okay, well, listen.
350
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,415
Marcus and I are having a pretty
hard time with our float group,
351
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:12,218
so we were thinking
that maybe we could trade.
352
00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,553
Mm, I don't know.
353
00:14:13,554 --> 00:14:16,655
I'm almost done with my M-WING
from "Star Worlds."
354
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:21,627
Ooh, I just got a letter
from Mickey Mouse.
355
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:22,983
Oh, my G...
356
00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:26,299
Another one. It's "Star Worlds."
357
00:14:26,300 --> 00:14:27,767
I made it up.
358
00:14:27,768 --> 00:14:28,768
It's stupid.
359
00:14:28,769 --> 00:14:30,236
[SCOFFS] You're stupid, Joel.
360
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:32,906
Fairbell, your kids
don't even appreciate you.
361
00:14:32,907 --> 00:14:38,244
But the sophomores, man,
they love dumb, nerd stuff. Hmm?
362
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,780
- Okay, I'll trade.
- Yes. All right.
363
00:14:40,781 --> 00:14:43,949
But good luck with these duds.
And may the force...
364
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,057
May the forts be with you.
365
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,526
[WHISPERING] Tree forts.
I'm in a lot of trouble...
366
00:14:53,527 --> 00:14:54,527
- Really?
- with some lawyers.
367
00:14:54,528 --> 00:14:56,329
- What's up, Pigeon Heart?
- Yo.
368
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:59,398
Hey. Do not make fun of him
because he's a transfer student.
369
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,534
I have a small heart and shit.
370
00:15:01,535 --> 00:15:03,536
The doctor says it's
the size of a pigeon's.
371
00:15:03,537 --> 00:15:05,405
- God.
- I'm waiting on a transplant.
372
00:15:05,406 --> 00:15:08,608
So, that's why you're
so small and sick-looking.
373
00:15:08,609 --> 00:15:11,077
Oh, my God. Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
374
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:12,678
That I could die at any second?
375
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:15,148
No. That you're
a symbol of resilience...
376
00:15:15,149 --> 00:15:17,817
A float-worthy symbol of resilience.
377
00:15:17,818 --> 00:15:20,219
You guys, we can show these sophomores
378
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:23,689
that our strength comes
from your weakness.
379
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,960
Yeah, let's do that instead of
The Lumineers/John Elway idea.
380
00:15:26,961 --> 00:15:29,095
- Wait, what?
- Yeah. For Pigeon Heart.
381
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:30,563
No, no, no, no, no.
The John Elway thing.
382
00:15:30,564 --> 00:15:32,698
[STUDENTS CHANTING "PIGEON
HEART"] Prior to my arrival,
383
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:35,100
were you guys planning
something with John Elway?
384
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,436
Does anyone know John Elway?
385
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,238
Like, he'll come to school?
386
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,506
Hey, hey, hey
387
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:46,507
388
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:48,647
Okay?
389
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,986
Oh, look at this.
390
00:15:52,987 --> 00:15:58,987
391
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:06,260
392
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,068
Marcus, more feathers, man.
393
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:10,823
Here, Mr. P.
394
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,607
- All right, bud.
- [CHUCKLES]
395
00:16:14,608 --> 00:16:16,810
[BOTH LAUGH]
396
00:16:16,811 --> 00:16:22,811
397
00:16:23,818 --> 00:16:29,818
398
00:16:30,825 --> 00:16:32,492
Okay, well, I'm gonna go get a coffee.
399
00:16:32,493 --> 00:16:34,293
Everybody clean this up.
400
00:16:35,896 --> 00:16:38,431
[ENGINE STARTS]
401
00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:41,434
Oh-ho! Oh! Yes!
402
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,636
Yeah!
403
00:16:43,637 --> 00:16:47,773
Whoo! Yes! [COUGHING] Oh, man.
404
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,642
My wife is gonna love this.
405
00:16:49,643 --> 00:16:52,778
- Your wife?
- Well, yeah.
406
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:55,048
Because she's gonna
see it at the parade.
407
00:16:55,049 --> 00:16:57,583
'Cause she loves parades.
She can't get enough of them.
408
00:16:57,584 --> 00:17:00,386
Macy's and any other one I don't know.
409
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,087
[COUGHS]
410
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,258
I got to go get this damn cough look at.
411
00:17:05,259 --> 00:17:07,861
But really phenomenal work, everybody.
412
00:17:07,862 --> 00:17:09,895
[COUGHS]
413
00:17:10,931 --> 00:17:13,721
I think we just got played, man.
414
00:17:15,069 --> 00:17:16,935
Let's chop this bitch.
415
00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:25,611
- [WHEEZES]
- Eww, yeah.
416
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:26,812
Yeah, that sounds hairy.
417
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,882
No, no. Put your arms down.
Take another breath.
418
00:17:28,883 --> 00:17:31,417
- [WHEEZES]
- Yeah.
419
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:34,913
You definitely are suffering
from a serious case of lungitis.
420
00:17:35,890 --> 00:17:37,221
What the hell is that?
421
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,357
- That doesn'tsound...
- That is a real thing.
422
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,760
- That does not sound like a real thing.
- Do you want a second opinion?
423
00:17:40,761 --> 00:17:41,761
- No, I do not want a second opinion.
- Because...
424
00:17:41,762 --> 00:17:45,431
- Twin doctors reveal.
- Yeah, we get it.
425
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:46,832
You've revealed yourselves to us
426
00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,501
like five times or something, okay?
427
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:50,636
No one gives a shit.
What's wrong with me?
428
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,838
Well, from where I was
eavesdropping being that door,
429
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,307
it sounds like you need a little more,
430
00:17:54,308 --> 00:17:56,576
uh... fake breasts.
431
00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:58,244
- No.
- Pure oxygen.
432
00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,379
I thought you were the doctor.
433
00:17:59,380 --> 00:18:00,580
Well, you'll never know.
434
00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:03,383
BOTH: And that's the fun part.
435
00:18:03,384 --> 00:18:04,984
Concealed.
436
00:18:04,985 --> 00:18:07,252
- Give me the freakin' oxygen.
- Okay.
437
00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:12,792
GUZMAN: Spirits are high here
today in Denver
438
00:18:12,793 --> 00:18:16,796
at Reed Smoot's tri-annual
homecoming Day parade.
439
00:18:16,797 --> 00:18:20,466
Hi, I'm Gloria Guzman
from "Super Accion Noticias,"
440
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,335
here at Denver's Smoot High,
441
00:18:22,336 --> 00:18:25,605
the subject of not one, but two,
of my Front Range Emmys.
442
00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:28,674
Oh, the Fremmys. [LAUGHS] Very nice.
443
00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,477
Yes, and joining me on color commentary
444
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,413
is Principal Geoffrey Quinn.
445
00:18:33,414 --> 00:18:37,617
Geoffrey, it has been a rocky
road back to Smoot, has it not?
446
00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:42,888
Well, uh, rocky road is
my favorite ice-cream flavor,
447
00:18:42,889 --> 00:18:46,359
so yes, my days are
filled with ice cream.
448
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:49,429
Gloria, why don't we focus
on the reason why we are here...
449
00:18:49,430 --> 00:18:51,363
Our homecoming parade.
450
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:54,700
Okay, yes. All right.
451
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:57,971
So, what sort of floats
are we expecting this year?
452
00:18:57,972 --> 00:19:02,508
Oh, it is gonna be a surprise
to both of us, Gloria.
453
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,510
[LAUGHS]
454
00:19:04,511 --> 00:19:07,447
- So, you haven't seen them yet?
- Uh, nope.
455
00:19:07,448 --> 00:19:10,116
But I am just as excited as you are.
456
00:19:10,117 --> 00:19:12,452
- [LAUGHS]
- Oh, I doubt that. [CHUCKLES]
457
00:19:12,453 --> 00:19:15,121
- And here we go.
- So we have a marching band.
458
00:19:15,122 --> 00:19:19,058
We have one... One non-mascotted mascot.
459
00:19:19,059 --> 00:19:22,195
The costume itself is currently missing.
460
00:19:22,196 --> 00:19:24,397
Here comes the first float.
461
00:19:24,398 --> 00:19:26,199
[AUDIENCE "OOHS"]
462
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:29,002
- Look at that.
- Yes, and what do we have here?
463
00:19:29,003 --> 00:19:31,471
Uh, it looks like something very...
464
00:19:31,472 --> 00:19:33,206
Looks like a serial killer's freezer.
465
00:19:33,207 --> 00:19:36,542
You know, I can't say for sure
that that was the intent.
466
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:39,412
You know, it looks like
maybe something abstract.
467
00:19:39,413 --> 00:19:41,815
This is a protest float.
468
00:19:41,816 --> 00:19:45,284
Down with Mayor Nash! Down with Nash!
469
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,887
Huh. Probably more of a, uh,
470
00:19:47,888 --> 00:19:51,090
you know, an abstract
political, uh, float.
471
00:19:51,091 --> 00:19:54,960
It's artistic, and it's informative.
472
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,762
Hey! Don't touch that, gentlemen.
473
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:57,963
This is about respect.
474
00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,765
[LAUGHTER]
475
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,968
Oh-oh, yes. I told you.
476
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,093
When the feathers, dry,
we're in business.
477
00:20:06,106 --> 00:20:09,042
- That's what I'm talking about.
- Nice pigeon, losers.
478
00:20:09,043 --> 00:20:10,376
Ugh.
479
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:13,446
Hey, Mr. Payton, can I have
your fianc?'s business card?
480
00:20:13,447 --> 00:20:15,248
I'm thinking about
making an appointment.
481
00:20:15,249 --> 00:20:17,116
TOGETHER: Ohh!
482
00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:19,519
[LAUGHTER]
483
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,721
Yeah, sure, Rob.
I'll give it to your mom.
484
00:20:21,722 --> 00:20:24,323
Oh, wait, I forgot. She's dead.
485
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:26,325
[LAUGHS]
486
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,661
Right?
487
00:20:27,662 --> 00:20:30,864
Nothin'? Damn it.
488
00:20:30,865 --> 00:20:32,866
[STUDENTS CHANTING "SMOOT"]
489
00:20:32,867 --> 00:20:34,734
Pull anchor, Marcus.
490
00:20:34,735 --> 00:20:36,001
It's time to get the SS Friendship
491
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,169
up to ramming speed.
492
00:20:39,674 --> 00:20:42,141
YOUNG MAN: So, so cool.
493
00:20:45,279 --> 00:20:46,880
No!
494
00:20:46,881 --> 00:20:48,548
[GRUNTS]
495
00:20:48,549 --> 00:20:49,949
What the hell have you done?
496
00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:51,685
You ruined my minivan.
497
00:20:51,686 --> 00:20:55,088
We made a badass float, man.
That was the plan, right?
498
00:20:55,089 --> 00:20:58,892
No. You destroyed
my future family vehicle.
499
00:20:58,893 --> 00:21:01,227
No. We did what we were supposed to do.
500
00:21:01,228 --> 00:21:02,361
You shouldn't have tried to trick us
501
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,630
into fixing up your
stupid-ass Dorge van.
502
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,366
So, I hope you enjoy it, Shoemaker.
503
00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:08,768
This one's from the seniors.
504
00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:11,036
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
505
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,906
Come on, guys. Let's go ride the boob.
506
00:21:12,907 --> 00:21:16,175
Get back he... [COUGHING]
507
00:21:16,176 --> 00:21:17,843
Yo, can I still shred?
508
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,812
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
509
00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:22,982
Get on.
510
00:21:22,983 --> 00:21:26,119
QUINN: Oh, the sophomores are up.
511
00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:27,387
[CHUCKLING] Here we go.
512
00:21:27,388 --> 00:21:31,056
Now, this... this is more
what we expected
513
00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:33,326
here at our homecoming parade.
514
00:21:33,327 --> 00:21:35,461
I-It's a little intense.
515
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:37,863
Ah, well, you know, that's
the kind of school spirit
516
00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:40,854
that we've been lacking
for a very long time.
517
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:44,470
This could be anybody's year!
518
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,406
FAIRBELL: No! Shut up!
This is Smoot's year.
519
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,075
Live Smoot or die!
520
00:21:49,076 --> 00:21:52,278
Well, I like that fire, Coach.
He's harmless.
521
00:21:52,279 --> 00:21:54,414
Oh, look out. Here come the juniors.
522
00:21:54,415 --> 00:21:56,081
- Come on.
- We love you, Loren.
523
00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:57,751
GUZMAN: Going awfully fast, aren't they?
524
00:21:57,752 --> 00:22:00,686
- Oh, they're just excited.
- What are you doing?
525
00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:04,023
It seems like that float
is chasing the other float.
526
00:22:04,024 --> 00:22:07,493
Uh, you know, I think Fairbell
maybe dropped his wallet
527
00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,763
and Loren found it
and is trying to catch up
528
00:22:09,764 --> 00:22:11,164
and give it back to him.
529
00:22:11,165 --> 00:22:13,499
Oh, God. It looks like
he's gonna ram his ass.
530
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:14,500
No. [CHUCKLES]
531
00:22:17,371 --> 00:22:18,772
No-o-o-o!
532
00:22:18,773 --> 00:22:21,507
The "S" and part of the "H"!
533
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:24,577
- Nooooooo!
- Let's get them!
534
00:22:24,578 --> 00:22:27,246
[SCREAMING]
535
00:22:27,247 --> 00:22:28,314
Save yourselves!
536
00:22:28,315 --> 00:22:29,848
Aah!
537
00:22:32,186 --> 00:22:34,587
Nooo! No!
538
00:22:34,588 --> 00:22:36,255
[TIRES SQUEAL]
539
00:22:36,256 --> 00:22:37,457
Run, seniors!
540
00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:39,659
- [LAUGHS]
- [BLEEP]
541
00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:43,262
GUZMAN: And this just keeps
getting better.
542
00:22:43,263 --> 00:22:45,465
Nooooooo!
543
00:22:45,466 --> 00:22:47,467
Noooooooooo!
544
00:22:47,468 --> 00:22:50,003
Kevin, you're getting
really good up there!
545
00:22:50,004 --> 00:22:52,005
[LAUGHS]
546
00:22:52,006 --> 00:22:53,673
[GUITAR BLARING]
547
00:22:53,674 --> 00:22:54,807
Oh, my God.
548
00:22:57,744 --> 00:23:00,346
Have you ever seen squirrels water ski?
549
00:23:00,347 --> 00:23:01,681
Have you ever done a report on that?
550
00:23:01,682 --> 00:23:05,284
I mean, that is...
That is something else.
551
00:23:08,555 --> 00:23:13,226
Another very public humiliation
for Smoot.
552
00:23:13,227 --> 00:23:15,228
What were you possibly thinking?
553
00:23:15,229 --> 00:23:16,496
Which one of us are you talking to?
554
00:23:16,497 --> 00:23:19,032
I'm asking all of you,
but especially you.
555
00:23:19,033 --> 00:23:20,633
Well, the sophomores were just dicks,
556
00:23:20,634 --> 00:23:22,435
and I guess it pushed
a few buttons, Quinn.
557
00:23:22,436 --> 00:23:26,039
Okay. Very good reason.
What about you two?
558
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,440
Well, I have the right to protest
559
00:23:27,441 --> 00:23:29,042
in the form of parade floats.
560
00:23:29,043 --> 00:23:31,911
Yeah. I'm sorry I love
my school, lib-tard.
561
00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:34,380
Okay, we will be speaking in my office.
562
00:23:34,381 --> 00:23:36,782
The three of you embarrass me.
563
00:23:38,853 --> 00:23:40,986
LOREN: So, get this. Rob and his goons,
564
00:23:40,987 --> 00:23:42,988
I think their float fell apart
a little too easily.
565
00:23:42,989 --> 00:23:45,058
Yeah. And if you watch
the footage slowed down,
566
00:23:45,059 --> 00:23:47,793
looks like a controlled
demolition derby.
567
00:23:47,794 --> 00:23:51,130
Hmm? Think about it. Wake up, sheeple.
568
00:23:51,131 --> 00:23:53,199
Speaking of crackpot
conspiracy theories,
569
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,333
where's Shoemaker?
570
00:23:54,334 --> 00:23:57,871
Oh, what a lovely day we got, Kevin!
571
00:23:57,872 --> 00:23:59,539
I think we've really earned ourselves
572
00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:02,876
some hot eats and cool drinks.
573
00:24:02,877 --> 00:24:05,478
[GUITAR BLARING]
574
00:24:05,479 --> 00:24:07,947
- Please move forward.
- Yo.
575
00:24:07,948 --> 00:24:10,015
What're we having here?
576
00:24:10,016 --> 00:24:11,751
All right, Kev, what do you want?
577
00:24:11,752 --> 00:24:15,488
Kevin! Hey! Come on!
578
00:24:15,489 --> 00:24:17,757
All right, but I don't want
to hear you complaining
579
00:24:17,758 --> 00:24:19,559
when I'm eating a sundae.
580
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,906
- [COUGHS]
- Yoooo.
581
00:24:22,956 --> 00:24:27,506
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