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[Episode 13]

[Le Chic]

Here it is.

Let's see what he wrote in this issue.

[Hoon Nam Jung Eum - Chapter 59]

Choi Joon Soo totally studied this.

Even if you try this, that, and everything else, breaking up only takes a moment.

Even if you make up excuses and come up with reasons, you can't change the end result.

Rather than desperately clinging onto an outcome that you can't change, you might as well cast a spell.

I want to say this to the woman from five years ago who was the worst case I ever saw.

Obliviate.

"Obliviate"?

Hey, Yoo Jung Eum, you—

You're a woman. Do you want to keep going in and out of a man's room?

What man?

That...

Socks... Do you have some socks?

What socks? Wow, now you're going to take my socks?

I don't have any for myself either.

So childish!

Hey, Yoo Jung Eum.

Are you mad?

No.

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You'll waste electricity.

Seriously, why am I like this?

I'll be back!

Jung Eum, about setting up Grandma Bok Ja's granddaughter—

Later!

Why is she in such a hurry?

She's still working there without quitting though.

Did you bring the curtain from the welfare center?

Yeah, I thought it was time to wash it.

- Are you leaving? - For tasks like this, please call me.

I'll make some delicious soybean paste stew for dinner, so come and eat if you don't have any plans.

If something doesn't come up, I will.

- I'll be back. - Okay.

Ah, Father! You haven't forgotten about the check-up tomorrow, right?

- It's tomorrow? - Yes.

You have to fast starting from 8 o'clock today! You can't drink like last time.

Then we'll have to eat cheonggukjang* (fermented soybean paste) next time.

I'm really leaving this time.

Okay, take care.

Why am I feeling like this?

Why are you clinging onto that girl?

Do you like her?

I like her?

♫ Lately, I ♫

No way.

♫ I want to know more ♫

♫ In my thoughts, I become your other half ♫

♫ I awkwardly imagine it ♫

Do you want to bet?

- Bet? - I'll seduce that woman and then reject her.

I'll bet my blank contract.

Your blank contract?

I'll give her a taste of how scary the world is.

♫ Slowly, slowly ♫

Ah, seriously, I got involved in this for no reason. It's not like I can go back on my word.

Alright. Well, is dating a big deal?

I can just make her like me.

Yes, that's right.

Ah, that scared me. Why am I so good-looking?

Good morning.

Say hello.

This is our new recruit, Ma Cho Seong.

I'm the new recruit, Ma Cho Seong.

Starting today, he'll be working on our team.

- Nice to meet you. - Yes, nice to meet you.

Cho Seong, please go to my office.

You picked a new recruit? When?

I don't think you should be that welcoming right now.

- Why? - Oh Doo Ri took the membership with Noble.

Excuse me?

When you were about to get fired for making a mess last time,

I was barely blocking them from firing you by having you take care of the Zero Members.

Unless we make things work out for Oh Doo Ri, seeing how a new hire was picked for our team...

I don't know.

You're checking the humidity well, right?

Of course.

Raise it by one percent.

- Just one? - Yes.

Ah, but, President, about the bet we made yesterday.

I weighed the pros and cons and it looks like I'll kill three birds with one stone.

It's more comfortable to move around this way...

First,

I can properly watch you flirt with a girl.

Second, if you succeed,

I can see that girl being completely played with my own two eyes.

Third, if you fail, your blank contract will come into my hands.

This is a situation where I have nothing to lose.

Fourth, if you lose, you'll clean everything up and only date one girl. Okay?

How did this day when I get to say these words to you come about?

Yook Ryong, you said you have a friend who works at CIS, right?

Yes. One of my classmates from KAIST...

I do. Why do you ask?

I'm here.

Hi.

Hello.

Geez, why do you carry so much in your bag?

Give it to me.

It's heavy.

You want coffee?

That'd be great.

Sit.

Why do you look so down?

You look like you have no strength. It worries me.

Oh Doo Ri registered with another matchmaking company.

If we don't set her up with Kim So Eul quick, we might lose her.

Ah, so that's what happened.

What do I do? Where can I find Mr. Kim So Eul, who has departed from the world?

I'll find him, so don't worry about it too much.

In this month's column it mentioned "Obliviate."

It's a spell that makes all the bad memories disappear and only leaves the good ones. Right?

Yeah. You saw it, so why are you asking?

I only saw a quick peek when I stole it from Joon Soo's room so I couldn't see it properly.

I'll send it to you every month, so don't do that from now on. Okay?

Really? Then I'd be grateful.

But, who is that woman who was the worst case?

Let go!

I said, let me go!

What is this?

If you two live together, your friend's girlfriend probably doesn't like that.

Ah, Choi Joon Soo?

He doesn't have a girlfriend.

- He doesn't? - No.

He's a doctor and he's handsome like his name says, so why not? (T/N: Joon Soo means handsome in Korean).

He can't date because he's got eyes in the back of his head.

He's probably the most difficult case among the members that I oversee.

He's a member as well?

Yes. My first member.

Ah, that's right.

Didn't you say one part per couple that I bring together?

You suffered a lot.

Better get going.

Ah... already?

I just came make the delivery. I have to get back to work now.

Hold on.

Yes?

Let's go find Kim So Eul together tomorrow.

You found him already?

Well, in any case, I will have him found.

Skilled as expected.

Come quickly tomorrow.

So that we can have lunch together.

You don't have to see me off.

I came to take a walk.

Put it on if it gets cold on your way back.

It's fine.

It's kind of a good deed, like manners that a man should have, you know?

What manners? I lose things like this so easily.

It's fine.

It's cheap.

Yoo Jung Eum!

Coming home from work?

Yeah. Did you have dinner yet?

Yes, since a new employee joined today.

Really? Then let's go eat dinner.

If you drink water, you'll get indigestion.

The problem with this place is that the radish kimchi tastes better than the soup.

By the way, when was your last?

Last what?

Kiss.

Hey, why are you suddenly interested in someone else's kissing?

There's no way that the forehead kiss you had with me is the last one, right?

What? Unbelievable! Hey, would I really—?

Then, why are you eating dinner with me right now?

- Well, that— - Be honest.

How many times did you go on blind dates?

Two times? Three times?

Is it possible that you haven't gone on any yet?

Because I didn't like any of them.

Joon Soo, every time I go to work, I get thrown into chaos because of the Zero Members. That's me, every day.

But an amazing member of mine

has rejected a hundred blind dates.

Really?

You're an A-class member and even have special premium membership.

Make it work and help me with my job performance.

To be honest, if you meet a good woman through me, that'd be way better for you.

So just go on the dates, Choi Joon Soo, okay?

If I don't like them, how can I go?

That's not being polite towards the other person.

What's that thing?

That? A scarf.

Isn't that a man's scarf?

Correct. It is.

Give me.

Why?

Hey. Do you even know that it's your father's check-up tomorrow?

That's tomorrow? What time is it right now?

Ah! What if he drank again? He's supposed to fast.

I begged him not to this morning, so don't worry.

You did?

Our hospital is a rehabilitation hospital anyway, so I'll go.

Thank you, Choi Joon Soo.

Then... give me that.

If you're cold on the way, wear this.

I lose things like this so easily.

It's okay. It's cheap.

It's probably fine.

Oh, this is definitely my style.

Do you wear it like this?

How does it look? Does it look good?

I don't know.

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Wow!

What's this? This wasn't how it tasted.

This is the same ramen.

Oh, it's because I'm not eating it with Cracorn...

No, I don't think that's it.

It's because I didn't eat it after riding a bicycle. That's it.

I'll teach you. You'll learn how to ride a bicycle right away. Here.

Oh, you're doing well!

Do you see me? I'm riding a bike!

You can do this! Just a bit more! Don't be afraid! Throw your fears away!

I rode a bike. Finally.

That's mine.

Do you want to ride it?

Get on. I'll give you a ride.

- Yoo Jung Eum, hurry up. We're late! - Okay.

You're not getting on? Then, I'm going.

Bye!

Bye...

Hoon Nam, did you wait a long time?

No.

Should I make soy sauce rice cakes for you?

Yes.

Let's go.

Hey, there's no way this is a trick of the light. It's definitely someone's face.

It's someone dangling upside down from a branch like it's a pull-up bar.

Right, it could be a person.

But who is it?

You're awake?

What are you doing right now?

Ta-da! I got something.

Someone like Cracorn is here, too.

You're late?

I'm working offsite today. I have to go meet Mr. Art.

"Mr. Art"?

Hold on!

I'll take you there.

Aren't you going to work?

I have an afternoon patient today.

You hate driving though.

Not at all, I absolutely love driving!

Aigoo...

I'm going to faint from hunger because I'm fasting.

You still have to. You must!

Dad, can't you just take a break from class today?

All my students are older than me. What excuse can I give them for taking a day off?

Joon Soo, I'll see you at the hospital later.

- Okay! - I'm going.

Go safely.

I'll take you. Got it?

Wait a minute.

Wow, really. Why is he being so friendly?

I got your clothes.

Hmm, they came?

Should I... put this in the dressing room?

Give it to me.

But, where did you find this kind of clothing?

- What happened with what I told you to look for? - Ah! Well...

I asked my friend who works at CIS.

He barely found it.

They found it?

I think it was a fishing spot in Gyeonggi-do?

Kim So Eul was captured on a CCTV there.

This one.

They used a program that is normally used to find terrorists.

They're not supposed to just use them however they want...

I'm here.

You came?

Noona!

Hello.

Yes, hello.

Why did you two show up together?

Ah! We were at home together.

While I was driving Jung Eum here, I thought I'd come check out the workplace.

Oh, by the way, I'm enjoying Hoon Nam Jung Eum.

So you do this kind of work.

I was curious.

Ah, then, well done.

Thank you for bringing her here. As I heard, you're a genuine friend.

Ah, well, since you're here,

let's eat together. There's a good sushi place nearby.

Sushi?

I'll bring my car keys.

You said it's nearby.

Let's walk there.

Should we? You want to walk?

That would be good.

Right?

Let's go!

Why does he keep answering? Hm?

Let's go together!

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Jung Eum doesn't eat abalone.

You don't eat abalone?

I'll eat it, then.

Let's see... for Jung Eum...

Oh! It's coming! She likes this.

Oh. Nice! Nice!

She eats egg rolls at a sushi place...

Tuna belly is a bit...

- Why don't you eat it? - It's greasy.

Jung Eum dislikes tuna belly, too, because it's greasy.

I'll eat it.

Hey, halibut!

As expected, sushi is all about the halibut, of course!

Right.

That—that, you know about that scarf?

Ah, this?

Jung Eum gave this to me.

It's mine.

Oh! It's okay.

He's right. Give it back to him. Quickly!

It's mine.

If that's how it was, you should have told me.

Yes, yes.

Ah, I felt empty without this.

Ah, but your tastes must be similar to mine.

I really liked that.

Even with the scarf and the type of sushi we like... you and I are really alike.

Ah, really?

Yes, even when I read your column, Hoon Nam Jung Eum, I feel like you and I really have a lot in common.

Let's see each other often. Even without Jung Eum, it'd be nice to hang out.

Yes, well... then... let's do that... then.

To be honest, I tried what was written there.

I even tried some techniques on Jung Eum.

By techniques, what do you mean?

You know, like the one-two-three forehead kiss.

- I tried that on Jung Eum and succeeded. - Wow!

Sorry, the wasabi at this place is so strong.

Ah, drink some water.

Thanks.

You two must be really close.

We've been friends since we were young.

People say there are no friendships between men and women—

There are.

Why aren't there? Of course there are.

Really?

Yes. Of course.

Oh, but we should slowly get a move on.

Already? I didn't eat that much though.

Thank you for the food.

Ah, don't mention it. I had a good meal thanks to you.

- Are you going home? - Yeah.

Take care of Dad, please.

Don't worry.

Work hard.

Please take her home later.

Yes, well... don't worry. It's not hard anyway.

Let's go, Cracorn.

Go!

"Cracorn"?

Is it because I don't have the scarf? I feel empty.

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You found Kim So Eul? Where is he?

He's nearby.

Then, let's go now! Okay?

Don't give this to another guy.

It's mine.