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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,230 --> 00:00:08,343 - Previously on "The Magicians"... 2 00:00:09,133 --> 00:00:10,253 "The following books have been removed 3 00:00:10,253 --> 00:00:12,103 from circulation for revisions." 4 00:00:12,103 --> 00:00:13,993 They're filling in the endings of our books. 5 00:00:13,993 --> 00:00:15,930 - I'm sorry about your friend's books, but... 6 00:00:15,930 --> 00:00:17,983 - Just go while you still have the chance. 7 00:00:18,923 --> 00:00:21,963 - Technically, I have sexually transmitted lycanthropy. 8 00:00:21,963 --> 00:00:24,330 The other Josh told me something terrible 9 00:00:24,330 --> 00:00:25,983 was going to happen to him. 10 00:00:25,983 --> 00:00:27,943 - It was called the Quickening. - It's going to happen to me too. 11 00:00:27,943 --> 00:00:29,123 - I'm a full-on goddess. 12 00:00:31,953 --> 00:00:33,123 I'm not connected to anything anymore. 13 00:00:33,123 --> 00:00:36,123 - My dad and I used to build model airplanes. 14 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:39,943 Get your hands on this and you ended up in 20 pieces. 15 00:00:39,943 --> 00:00:42,113 Magic's gone. I went into remission a week later. 16 00:00:42,113 --> 00:00:44,953 - You turned your back on what happens to your dad. 17 00:00:44,953 --> 00:00:47,530 - It's a voicemail from my mom. 18 00:00:47,530 --> 00:00:49,930 Let me sit here for a minute. 19 00:00:52,830 --> 00:00:53,983 - I know Bacchus. - He's a friend. 20 00:00:53,983 --> 00:00:55,230 - Then you'll poison him. 21 00:00:55,230 --> 00:00:56,113 - You know what's incredible? 22 00:00:56,113 --> 00:00:58,430 How you can be such a good friend 23 00:00:58,430 --> 00:00:59,973 and such a terrible friend at the exact same time. 24 00:00:59,973 --> 00:01:02,830 - Gods are so tricky. 25 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:06,973 They took this part of me that knew things. 26 00:01:11,330 --> 00:01:12,943 - How long has he been there? 27 00:01:12,943 --> 00:01:15,930 - Since we got back from Fillory. 28 00:01:15,930 --> 00:01:16,953 - He brought you back? 29 00:01:16,953 --> 00:01:18,930 - I was as surprised as you. 30 00:01:20,530 --> 00:01:23,930 - Meanwhile, you are baking. 31 00:01:23,930 --> 00:01:26,330 - Condolence muffins. 32 00:01:26,330 --> 00:01:28,930 For Quentin? 33 00:01:28,930 --> 00:01:30,630 His dad just passed away. 34 00:01:30,630 --> 00:01:31,563 - And a bullshit yuppie pastry 35 00:01:31,564 --> 00:01:33,630 is gonna help him with that? 36 00:01:33,630 --> 00:01:35,983 A muffin is not a pastry. It's a quickbread. 37 00:01:35,983 --> 00:01:37,123 - What the hell is wrong with you? 38 00:01:37,123 --> 00:01:39,130 - I had to help the Monster murder a friend of mine 39 00:01:39,130 --> 00:01:41,133 and I'm not happy about it. 40 00:01:43,330 --> 00:01:44,153 - From the looks of it, neither is he. 41 00:01:44,153 --> 00:01:45,953 - Well, I don't get why he's depressed. 42 00:01:45,953 --> 00:01:48,330 He got what he wanted. 43 00:01:48,330 --> 00:01:51,300 - Where's Darth Eliot? 44 00:01:55,630 --> 00:01:57,930 - She's gonna get us all killed. 45 00:02:06,930 --> 00:02:09,230 - I have examined this over and over again, 46 00:02:09,230 --> 00:02:11,993 and it still won't reveal itself to me. 47 00:02:11,993 --> 00:02:14,930 Why can't I remember anything? 48 00:02:14,930 --> 00:02:15,128 - I don't know. 49 00:02:15,129 --> 00:02:16,163 Total drag, I get ya. 50 00:02:16,163 --> 00:02:19,830 But that's kind of what goes along with a human body. 51 00:02:19,830 --> 00:02:22,163 Aches, pain, can't remember shit. 52 00:02:22,163 --> 00:02:24,153 And since you're done with your whole deal, 53 00:02:24,153 --> 00:02:28,103 - I was thinking... - What deal are you talking about? 54 00:02:28,103 --> 00:02:30,103 - We led you to Bacchus. 55 00:02:30,103 --> 00:02:32,133 You killed him. 56 00:02:32,133 --> 00:02:35,523 - So now that we're done-sies... - Don't speak to me 57 00:02:35,524 --> 00:02:37,630 of done-sies. 58 00:02:37,630 --> 00:02:38,963 Only Bacchus is done-sies. 59 00:02:38,963 --> 00:02:42,930 - I'm just saying you got your vengeance. 60 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:44,183 Might wanna try another body. 61 00:02:44,183 --> 00:02:46,983 Maybe a non-human one. 62 00:02:47,983 --> 00:02:50,193 I don't know. 63 00:02:50,193 --> 00:02:52,163 See if it helps with the whole remembering thing. 64 00:02:52,163 --> 00:02:53,983 - I'm good. 65 00:02:56,630 --> 00:02:58,193 - Fuck. 66 00:03:07,330 --> 00:03:10,730 - You look like you could use a big ball of carbs. 67 00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:17,980 - Jesus' tits! 68 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,103 This is a good ball of carbs. 69 00:03:20,630 --> 00:03:21,973 I thought you were pissed at me. 70 00:03:21,973 --> 00:03:25,630 - Oh, I'm not gonna pretend I'm happy about Bacchus, 71 00:03:25,630 --> 00:03:29,133 but I'm still sorry about Eliot. 72 00:03:42,930 --> 00:03:45,230 - Josh? 73 00:03:45,230 --> 00:03:46,983 Are you okay? 74 00:04:02,630 --> 00:04:04,230 Oh. 75 00:04:36,130 --> 00:04:38,930 - You want me to come? 76 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:40,230 - I'm gonna miss the funeral. 77 00:04:40,230 --> 00:04:41,183 I missed everything leading up to it. 78 00:04:41,183 --> 00:04:43,138 There's nothing you can say 79 00:04:43,139 --> 00:04:45,930 to my mom that'll change that. 80 00:04:45,930 --> 00:04:47,153 - Well, I could say that it's not your fault. 81 00:04:47,153 --> 00:04:50,913 - The way she sees it, she's the grown-up 82 00:04:50,913 --> 00:04:52,968 and I'm still making the same 83 00:04:52,969 --> 00:04:55,230 kid mistakes I always did. 84 00:04:55,230 --> 00:04:56,380 - You break things. 85 00:04:56,390 --> 00:04:57,530 - I break things. 86 00:04:57,530 --> 00:05:00,330 Parents are the worst. 87 00:05:01,143 --> 00:05:03,930 - What about you? 88 00:05:03,930 --> 00:05:05,330 - Oh, you know. 89 00:05:05,330 --> 00:05:06,983 Gonna look through all the stolen books 90 00:05:06,983 --> 00:05:08,143 Marina has stashed around. 91 00:05:08,143 --> 00:05:10,983 See if I could find out why I'm indestructible 92 00:05:10,983 --> 00:05:12,133 yet can't do magic. 93 00:05:12,133 --> 00:05:13,983 What about Penny? 94 00:05:13,983 --> 00:05:16,913 He still, uh, sweating you? 95 00:05:16,913 --> 00:05:19,730 - He's not sweating me. - Oh, right. 96 00:05:19,730 --> 00:05:22,103 He's just following you around with that "I'm totally into you 97 00:05:22,103 --> 00:05:24,330 but I'm not gonna say anything about it" vibe. 98 00:05:24,330 --> 00:05:26,173 - Quentin! - What? I'm just saying. 99 00:05:26,173 --> 00:05:30,913 Maybe he could help you with the research. 100 00:05:30,913 --> 00:05:33,163 - You're a dick. - I am a dick. 101 00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:51,330 Hey, uh, Penny 23! Look at that. 102 00:05:51,330 --> 00:05:53,930 - That sounded real natural. 103 00:05:53,930 --> 00:05:54,173 Why are you skittish as fuck? 104 00:05:54,173 --> 00:05:56,630 - Am I? That's... no. 105 00:05:56,630 --> 00:05:57,830 - What's in the bag? 106 00:05:57,830 --> 00:05:59,153 - Oh, nothing. 107 00:05:59,153 --> 00:06:01,330 - You got blood on your face. - What? 108 00:06:01,330 --> 00:06:02,913 - Yeah, look in the mirror. 109 00:06:02,913 --> 00:06:04,930 - Oh, ah, no-no-no-no-no! - Don't! 110 00:06:04,930 --> 00:06:05,913 It's not what it looks like! 111 00:06:05,913 --> 00:06:08,113 - Oh! - It looks like a dead animal. 112 00:06:08,113 --> 00:06:10,913 - Okay, maybe it is what it looks like. 113 00:06:10,913 --> 00:06:12,163 - Is this 'cause of the Quickening? 114 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:14,730 - I don't know. - Well, it's something. 115 00:06:14,730 --> 00:06:16,330 - Look, I don't know what to do. 116 00:06:16,330 --> 00:06:17,163 - Well, I was pretty damn clear - about one thing, wasn't I? 117 00:06:17,163 --> 00:06:19,973 You stay away from... - Hey. 118 00:06:19,974 --> 00:06:21,230 - Julia! Hey! 119 00:06:21,230 --> 00:06:22,933 - Hey, did Marina stash any books in here? 120 00:06:22,933 --> 00:06:24,163 - What? 121 00:06:24,163 --> 00:06:26,103 - Uh, books? No, I... I think in the... - The other room? 122 00:06:26,103 --> 00:06:28,923 Yeah, just not in the subject I'm looking for. 123 00:06:28,923 --> 00:06:30,163 About God problems. 124 00:06:30,163 --> 00:06:32,103 You know, like where did they go 125 00:06:32,103 --> 00:06:34,113 for magical medical advice? 126 00:06:34,113 --> 00:06:36,203 - Well, why... why don't I help you look, you know? 127 00:06:36,203 --> 00:06:38,913 - Uh, what about the Maenads? 128 00:06:38,913 --> 00:06:40,330 - The... the Maenads? 129 00:06:40,330 --> 00:06:42,330 - The, uh, followers of Bacchus. 130 00:06:42,330 --> 00:06:45,153 They're kind of high priestess/nurses of the Gods. 131 00:06:45,153 --> 00:06:47,630 They were always at Bacchus' parties 132 00:06:47,630 --> 00:06:49,923 and when he would get too wrecked, which was always, 133 00:06:49,923 --> 00:06:52,953 they pulled him out and gave him a divine B12 shot or... 134 00:06:52,953 --> 00:06:55,330 - Wait, wait, so the Monster killed Bacchus 135 00:06:55,330 --> 00:06:57,330 but didn't touch the Maenads? 136 00:06:57,330 --> 00:06:59,183 - Well, they're probably still in Fillory. 137 00:06:59,183 --> 00:07:00,183 They were pretty attached to him. 138 00:07:00,183 --> 00:07:02,173 - Oh, I... I can take you. 139 00:07:02,173 --> 00:07:04,203 - Yeah, that'd be great. 140 00:07:04,203 --> 00:07:05,953 Uh, thanks, Josh. 141 00:07:05,953 --> 00:07:07,203 - Yeah! 142 00:07:07,203 --> 00:07:08,658 - You get this Quickening 143 00:07:08,659 --> 00:07:10,113 bullshit figured out right now. 144 00:07:10,113 --> 00:07:13,530 Okay. 145 00:07:18,163 --> 00:07:19,443 - I didn't think I passed it on. 146 00:07:20,113 --> 00:07:22,330 You never said anything. 147 00:07:22,330 --> 00:07:23,103 - Oh, I'm sorry. 148 00:07:23,103 --> 00:07:26,730 Were you waiting for me to tell you? 149 00:07:26,730 --> 00:07:28,163 - You never disclosed your status - to me in the first place. 150 00:07:28,163 --> 00:07:31,730 - Because you were so understanding, 151 00:07:31,730 --> 00:07:33,143 I thought you knew. 152 00:07:33,143 --> 00:07:35,163 Uh, it was a little bit of a low point for me, 153 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,230 that night. 154 00:07:37,230 --> 00:07:39,430 - Oh, well, great to hear. 155 00:07:39,430 --> 00:07:41,330 - I don't mean you! 156 00:07:41,330 --> 00:07:43,113 I was going through a bad divorce. 157 00:07:43,113 --> 00:07:45,913 You're the first person who really seemed to get 158 00:07:45,913 --> 00:07:47,913 what I was going through. 159 00:07:47,913 --> 00:07:51,103 - Fine, whatever. - Look... look, I... I just need your help. 160 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:52,618 What is going on with me? 161 00:07:52,619 --> 00:07:54,133 With us? 162 00:07:54,133 --> 00:07:55,913 The Quickening? 163 00:07:55,913 --> 00:07:58,173 - Well, I don't really know everything. 164 00:07:58,173 --> 00:08:01,330 - You're a goddamn Cryptozoology professor. 165 00:08:01,330 --> 00:08:02,930 What do you know? 166 00:08:02,930 --> 00:08:05,103 - Lycanthropy is technically a curse. 167 00:08:05,103 --> 00:08:08,230 Un, transformations are tied to the lunar cycle 168 00:08:08,230 --> 00:08:12,930 and behavioral changes are mostly non-lethal... 169 00:08:12,930 --> 00:08:14,530 except during the Quickening. 170 00:08:14,530 --> 00:08:16,163 - Well, that sounds pretty, pretty bad. 171 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:19,113 Oh, luckily it only happens every 30 years or so. 172 00:08:19,113 --> 00:08:22,558 In the 48 hours leading up, all Lycanthropes 173 00:08:22,559 --> 00:08:25,913 experience urges starting in the form of nightmares 174 00:08:25,913 --> 00:08:27,923 or even waking dreams. 175 00:08:27,923 --> 00:08:29,913 - What is the curse trying to make me do? 176 00:08:29,913 --> 00:08:33,913 - Have traditional sex with an unaffected person 177 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:35,173 or kill them. 178 00:08:35,173 --> 00:08:37,143 - Jesus K. LeChrist. 179 00:08:37,143 --> 00:08:39,953 - The urges increase as the moon moves towards 180 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,923 its aphelion. 181 00:08:41,923 --> 00:08:44,913 The climax, as it were, and the lycanthropic high point 182 00:08:44,913 --> 00:08:47,133 of lupinity or wolf-ness. 183 00:08:47,133 --> 00:08:49,930 - I took your class, Helen. 184 00:08:49,940 --> 00:08:51,530 I know what lupinity means. 185 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:54,933 Why can't I just lock myself up in a cage 186 00:08:54,933 --> 00:08:56,163 until the Quickening passes? 187 00:08:56,163 --> 00:08:59,530 - Because that won't satisfy the urge. 188 00:08:59,530 --> 00:09:00,558 You need to have sex or kill or 189 00:09:00,559 --> 00:09:02,630 you'll rip your own guts out. 190 00:09:02,630 --> 00:09:04,133 That's how the curse is ensured to spread. 191 00:09:04,133 --> 00:09:05,983 It's quite clever actually. 192 00:09:05,983 --> 00:09:07,113 - Oh, yeah, real clever. 193 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:08,153 I'm going to rape or murder someone 194 00:09:08,153 --> 00:09:10,630 in the next two days no matter what. 195 00:09:10,630 --> 00:09:12,930 - If you try to suppress it, it's always possible 196 00:09:12,940 --> 00:09:14,193 you'll do both or commit suicide. 197 00:09:14,193 --> 00:09:17,183 Just, you know, to have all the options on the table. 198 00:09:17,183 --> 00:09:19,163 - What the hell am I going to do? 199 00:09:19,163 --> 00:09:21,943 What... what are we going to do? 200 00:09:21,943 --> 00:09:23,163 - Have you considered Tinder? 201 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:24,943 - What? No! 202 00:09:24,943 --> 00:09:27,913 Because I have a really, really bad STD 203 00:09:27,913 --> 00:09:30,163 and that sort of kills the desire to sleep with anyone. 204 00:09:30,163 --> 00:09:33,183 So forget... wait. 205 00:09:33,183 --> 00:09:35,943 Did you do that? 206 00:09:36,933 --> 00:09:37,993 - Yes. 207 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,530 And it worked. 208 00:09:39,530 --> 00:09:41,163 That is why I am not going crazy right now. 209 00:09:41,163 --> 00:09:42,943 - Huh. 210 00:09:42,943 --> 00:09:44,983 - Ugh, well, you are very charming, Josh. 211 00:09:44,983 --> 00:09:48,153 I'm sure you'll have no trouble finding someone to 212 00:09:48,153 --> 00:09:52,113 dance with before, you know, the wolf makes a choice for you. 213 00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:53,173 Good luck, Josh. 214 00:09:58,163 --> 00:10:01,993 - The librarians don't know I've been living here. 215 00:10:01,993 --> 00:10:05,300 Apologies for the mess. 216 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:09,300 Oh, and, uh, for how I brought you here. 217 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:11,300 I... I didn't mean to be rough. 218 00:10:11,300 --> 00:10:12,593 I... I just wanted to get you out 219 00:10:12,594 --> 00:10:14,183 of sight before you got caught. 220 00:10:14,183 --> 00:10:16,173 You do remember me, don't you? 221 00:10:16,173 --> 00:10:19,933 I'm... I'm Christopher... - Plover. 222 00:10:19,933 --> 00:10:22,133 You're the child molester who's directly responsible 223 00:10:22,133 --> 00:10:24,330 for Martin Chatwin becoming The Beast. 224 00:10:25,193 --> 00:10:29,230 - I also wrote some very popular books. 225 00:10:29,230 --> 00:10:30,943 - How did you end up here anyway? 226 00:10:30,943 --> 00:10:33,103 - Oh, that's a long, boring story. 227 00:10:34,183 --> 00:10:37,230 The important thing is we can help each other. 228 00:10:37,230 --> 00:10:40,163 See, I need an extra pair of hands. - No. 229 00:10:40,163 --> 00:10:45,133 - And yet, I know very well that you could use my help. 230 00:10:45,133 --> 00:10:47,993 You're trying to escape The Order, aren't you? 231 00:10:47,993 --> 00:10:50,330 - From the looks of it, we both are. 232 00:10:50,330 --> 00:10:54,193 You didn't leave with Santa Claus. Why not? 233 00:10:54,193 --> 00:10:56,943 - I get sleigh-sick. 234 00:10:56,943 --> 00:10:58,963 - You can say what you want. 235 00:10:58,963 --> 00:11:00,913 But I know the real reason... 236 00:11:00,913 --> 00:11:02,143 - Oh, please don't touch that. - Please. 237 00:11:02,143 --> 00:11:04,193 The real reason you stayed behind. 238 00:11:05,993 --> 00:11:08,123 You were looking for your book. 239 00:11:08,123 --> 00:11:10,943 Yours and your friend's. 240 00:11:10,943 --> 00:11:12,153 - Do you have them? 241 00:11:12,153 --> 00:11:15,133 - The books are in the Revision Room. 242 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:17,123 But I happen to know where that is. 243 00:11:17,123 --> 00:11:20,153 So you help me with my little something 244 00:11:20,153 --> 00:11:22,153 and I'll take you there. 245 00:11:22,153 --> 00:11:23,943 Deal? 246 00:11:29,847 --> 00:11:32,747 - I don't know why your father made so many of them. 247 00:11:32,747 --> 00:11:35,747 - He liked planes. 248 00:11:35,747 --> 00:11:38,667 A creative outlet. 249 00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:40,777 - He's dead, Mom. 250 00:11:40,778 --> 00:11:42,887 We can stop criticizing him. 251 00:11:42,887 --> 00:11:44,877 - I didn't want to be here at all, you know, 252 00:11:44,877 --> 00:11:46,857 but there was no one else. 253 00:11:46,857 --> 00:11:48,767 Molly is furious. 254 00:11:48,767 --> 00:11:51,677 You know how she felt about Ted. 255 00:11:51,677 --> 00:11:53,637 - I know, I'm sorry, I... 256 00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:58,667 I was traveling and my phone died and I... 257 00:11:58,667 --> 00:12:00,647 - You're the only millennial I know 258 00:12:00,647 --> 00:12:02,647 who isn't buried in his phone 24/7. 259 00:12:02,647 --> 00:12:04,627 - Are we going to do this again? 260 00:12:09,867 --> 00:12:11,697 What was wrong with him, huh? 261 00:12:12,677 --> 00:12:13,782 People make friends. 262 00:12:13,783 --> 00:12:14,887 That's normal. 263 00:12:16,717 --> 00:12:17,857 He was normal. 264 00:12:17,857 --> 00:12:19,907 I divorced him, he was so normal, so... 265 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:22,757 where are his goddamn friends? 266 00:12:22,757 --> 00:12:24,747 There was no one at the funeral. 267 00:12:25,867 --> 00:12:27,857 - I don't know. 268 00:12:27,857 --> 00:12:28,897 - Did he ever date? 269 00:12:28,897 --> 00:12:30,777 - Never mind. - I don't want to know. 270 00:12:34,677 --> 00:12:37,747 - Okay, so we pack these boxes. 271 00:12:37,747 --> 00:12:40,637 - Yeah, unless you want to keep all this junk. 272 00:12:40,637 --> 00:12:41,887 - I found a guy upstate. - He'll take them off your hands, 273 00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:44,747 But you have to get it done by tomorrow. 274 00:12:44,747 --> 00:12:47,647 - I... I got it. 275 00:12:47,647 --> 00:12:52,757 - Okay, just, um... Be careful. 276 00:12:54,877 --> 00:12:57,647 Don't break anything. 277 00:12:57,647 --> 00:13:00,867 - Christ on a goddamn communion wafer. 278 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:03,262 - It's like I'm caught in a real-life game 279 00:13:03,263 --> 00:13:05,887 of Marry-Fuck-Kill, only "marry" is off the table. 280 00:13:05,887 --> 00:13:07,667 - Well, what are you gonna do about it? 281 00:13:07,667 --> 00:13:09,777 - I have no goddamn clue. 282 00:13:09,777 --> 00:13:11,767 Why do you think I'm sitting 283 00:13:11,767 --> 00:13:14,637 - here with my head in my hands, the traditional Hoberman - despair position? 284 00:13:14,637 --> 00:13:17,747 - Okay, then here's a plan. 285 00:13:17,747 --> 00:13:19,677 We're going to fix this bullshit. 286 00:13:19,677 --> 00:13:21,717 - I don't want to add to your problems, Margo. 287 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:22,867 - So 'cause of that, you're gonna sit back 288 00:13:22,867 --> 00:13:24,877 and just let this shit happen to you? 289 00:13:24,877 --> 00:13:26,727 Huh? 290 00:13:26,727 --> 00:13:29,757 This ain't prom night, and the only thing I know 291 00:13:29,758 --> 00:13:32,627 for sure is you're not going to fix anything 292 00:13:32,627 --> 00:13:33,757 if you nutsack out on me. 293 00:13:33,757 --> 00:13:36,677 - I won't nutsack out. 294 00:13:36,677 --> 00:13:38,767 - Good. - That's what I want to hear. 295 00:13:38,767 --> 00:13:42,727 Because we are going to find a way out of this thing 296 00:13:42,727 --> 00:13:44,757 or we're gonna die trying. 297 00:13:52,907 --> 00:13:54,627 - I'm starting to see why no 298 00:13:53,757 --> 00:13:54,917 one's ever beaten this curse. 299 00:13:55,747 --> 00:13:57,727 It's like herpes! 300 00:13:57,727 --> 00:13:59,767 - Cockroach-in-a-nuclear-war- - level impossible to stomp out. 301 00:13:59,767 --> 00:14:01,877 - Well, I found some shit on a ritual 302 00:14:01,877 --> 00:14:03,797 from an Indonesian tribe. 303 00:14:03,797 --> 00:14:06,877 It's supposed to prevent supernatural transformations. 304 00:14:07,887 --> 00:14:09,307 Or maybe cause them. 305 00:14:09,308 --> 00:14:10,727 My Indonesian sucks. 306 00:14:12,817 --> 00:14:14,747 - Uber alert. 307 00:14:14,747 --> 00:14:17,707 You know, these surge prices 308 00:14:17,707 --> 00:14:19,217 are really getting out of... Oh, no. 309 00:14:19,218 --> 00:14:20,727 Oh, no-no-no-no-no. 310 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,707 - Okay, surge prices piss me off, too, 311 00:14:22,707 --> 00:14:23,877 but are you all right? 312 00:14:23,877 --> 00:14:26,677 - I've always been upfront about my L-positive status 313 00:14:26,677 --> 00:14:29,797 with any potential partners before anything happens. 314 00:14:29,797 --> 00:14:31,757 - What's that have to do with Uber? 315 00:14:31,757 --> 00:14:32,857 - Isaac wasn't. 316 00:14:32,857 --> 00:14:34,817 - Oh! 317 00:14:34,817 --> 00:14:37,737 So how many people did Isaac do doggy-style? 318 00:14:37,737 --> 00:14:40,847 - Just one and I'm going to go warn her now. 319 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,822 Uh-huh, yup! 320 00:14:42,823 --> 00:14:44,797 What a Monday! 321 00:14:45,897 --> 00:14:48,867 - So this book is used to help me locate 322 00:14:48,867 --> 00:14:50,827 different worlds via a cooperative spell? 323 00:14:50,827 --> 00:14:52,847 - It is called "The World Book." 324 00:14:52,847 --> 00:14:54,677 - Yes, I can read. 325 00:14:54,677 --> 00:14:55,877 So it's like the encyclopedia. 326 00:14:55,877 --> 00:14:57,797 - More like an atlas. 327 00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,727 - What world are you looking for? 328 00:14:59,727 --> 00:15:03,727 - One where I can be happy, where I can belong. 329 00:15:04,797 --> 00:15:06,747 No, it's not what you think. 330 00:15:06,747 --> 00:15:08,717 I'm not interested in that. 331 00:15:08,717 --> 00:15:11,737 I... I just want to go somewhere where I can do no harm. 332 00:15:11,737 --> 00:15:12,757 I'll never do that again. 333 00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:13,777 I swear on my life. 334 00:15:13,777 --> 00:15:15,757 - Yeah, well, I don't know if I believe you. 335 00:15:16,857 --> 00:15:19,887 - I spent years being tortured by Martin, 336 00:15:19,887 --> 00:15:26,717 plenty of time to think on my actions and regret them. 337 00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,312 Did you never unintentionally 338 00:15:28,313 --> 00:15:29,907 hurt someone you love, Alice? 339 00:15:31,797 --> 00:15:33,857 - I never molested a child. 340 00:15:35,707 --> 00:15:37,827 But, yes, I've done things I regret. 341 00:15:37,827 --> 00:15:39,697 - Don't you deserve happiness? 342 00:15:39,697 --> 00:15:40,767 - No. 343 00:15:40,767 --> 00:15:42,747 - Oh, don't be so hard on yourself. 344 00:15:42,747 --> 00:15:43,857 We all deserve it. 345 00:15:43,857 --> 00:15:45,867 - I don't think you do. 346 00:15:47,707 --> 00:15:48,867 - Well, I don't particularly care what you think. 347 00:15:48,867 --> 00:15:50,867 You need my help finding the Revision Room. 348 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,797 So either you help me with this spell 349 00:15:52,797 --> 00:15:54,907 or you're on your own. 350 00:15:57,817 --> 00:15:58,847 - Who are you? 351 00:15:58,848 --> 00:15:59,877 - Hi, uh, I'm Josh. 352 00:15:59,877 --> 00:16:02,827 I'm Isaac's friend. 353 00:16:02,827 --> 00:16:04,627 - Isaac. 354 00:16:04,627 --> 00:16:06,817 - He hooked up with you that one time. 355 00:16:06,817 --> 00:16:08,887 - Oh. 356 00:16:08,887 --> 00:16:11,627 Right. 357 00:16:11,627 --> 00:16:13,727 Look, it's a really bad time right now. 358 00:16:13,727 --> 00:16:15,737 - Oh, uh, no, Isaac really wanted me to talk to you 359 00:16:15,737 --> 00:16:16,867 about something and it's kind of an emergency. 360 00:16:16,867 --> 00:16:19,707 So can I come in, please? 361 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:21,897 - How do you know Isaac again? 362 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:27,767 - Oh, uh... Uh, he and I met at Jewish camp. 363 00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:28,877 - This is kind of weird. 364 00:16:28,877 --> 00:16:31,827 I mean, why did he send a friend instead of, like, 365 00:16:30,747 --> 00:16:31,827 calling me himself? 366 00:16:31,827 --> 00:16:34,877 - He's got, uh, laryngitis. 367 00:16:34,877 --> 00:16:36,627 - So he can't text? 368 00:16:36,627 --> 00:16:39,707 - And he broke all of his fingers. 369 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:43,717 Anyhoo, I've got to talk to you about Isaac's problem, 370 00:16:43,717 --> 00:16:45,742 which he's embarrassed because 371 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,767 he came down with something 372 00:16:47,767 --> 00:16:50,847 and he's afraid that you might have caught it from him. 373 00:16:50,847 --> 00:16:52,747 - Caught what? 374 00:16:52,747 --> 00:16:56,747 - Oh, just a... herpes-like thing. 375 00:16:56,747 --> 00:16:58,737 - He gave me herpes? 376 00:16:58,737 --> 00:16:59,767 - I believe I said herpes-like. 377 00:16:59,767 --> 00:17:01,627 - Well, what the hell is it? 378 00:17:01,627 --> 00:17:02,777 - The only way to know if you got it is to, sort of, 379 00:17:02,777 --> 00:17:05,717 go through the symptoms and see if you've been 380 00:17:03,877 --> 00:17:05,717 experiencing them. 381 00:17:05,717 --> 00:17:09,897 - Okay, Josh from Jewish camp, I'm going to discuss 382 00:17:09,897 --> 00:17:11,392 genital warts and discharge with you 383 00:17:11,393 --> 00:17:12,887 'cause we just met. 384 00:17:14,707 --> 00:17:15,887 - Jesus Christ. - Fuck my life! 385 00:17:15,887 --> 00:17:17,872 - Look, have you maybe not 386 00:17:17,873 --> 00:17:19,857 been feeling yourself lately? 387 00:17:19,857 --> 00:17:21,777 - Not really. 388 00:17:21,777 --> 00:17:24,767 And I'm beginning to wonder why I let you in 389 00:17:22,857 --> 00:17:24,767 in the first place. 390 00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:27,737 - Great, and, uh, have you maybe been having dreams 391 00:17:27,737 --> 00:17:29,837 that are weird and violent? 392 00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:33,727 - Maybe. 393 00:17:33,727 --> 00:17:35,177 - Right, well, this last one 394 00:17:35,178 --> 00:17:38,127 might sound a little crazy, but have you, maybe, 395 00:17:38,128 --> 00:17:41,627 been unable to control yourself around guys? 396 00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:42,787 - Get out of my apartment. 397 00:17:42,787 --> 00:17:44,717 - Oh, wait. No-no-no. 398 00:17:42,787 --> 00:17:45,837 - This wasn't... I mean... - Seriously, get out! 399 00:17:45,837 --> 00:17:47,867 - Okay, please, just let me help you. 400 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,867 I just want to help. 401 00:17:52,637 --> 00:17:55,637 - It's been a really hard couple of days. 402 00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,897 I've been totally freaking, like... 403 00:18:01,777 --> 00:18:03,657 What's wrong with me? 404 00:18:03,657 --> 00:18:08,797 - I know what you mean and it's completely normal 405 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:11,897 and I assure you, this is not your fault. 406 00:18:11,897 --> 00:18:14,857 - That's so good to hear. 407 00:18:14,857 --> 00:18:21,907 I mean, how could I even do that to someone else? 408 00:18:21,907 --> 00:18:25,627 It's a total mess in there. 409 00:18:25,627 --> 00:18:26,837 - Uh, a mess? - Uh-huh. 410 00:18:26,837 --> 00:18:27,887 - Uh, where? 411 00:18:40,757 --> 00:18:42,737 - Jesus' tits. 412 00:18:42,737 --> 00:18:45,627 - It's not that bad, is it? 413 00:18:48,857 --> 00:18:50,837 - Is it possible for an entire 414 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,817 forest to do the walk of shame? 415 00:18:52,817 --> 00:18:57,667 - Seriously, nature is not supposed to be this sticky. 416 00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:02,847 - Uh-oh, you think she's who we're looking for? 417 00:19:02,847 --> 00:19:04,777 - Whoa, whoa! - Wait, wait! Don't! 418 00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:05,857 - Why not? 419 00:19:05,857 --> 00:19:07,877 - Because you have something to live for? 420 00:19:07,877 --> 00:19:09,647 - I'm a Maenad. 421 00:19:09,647 --> 00:19:10,857 The God that I'm here to serve is dead. 422 00:19:10,857 --> 00:19:13,787 I literally have nothing to live for. 423 00:19:13,787 --> 00:19:15,317 But thanks... thanks for the less 424 00:19:15,318 --> 00:19:18,627 than basic understanding of my life's purpose. 425 00:19:18,627 --> 00:19:19,817 - No, no, no! Wait! - Don't, please. 426 00:19:19,817 --> 00:19:21,827 We need your help. 427 00:19:22,887 --> 00:19:24,777 - Shoshana. 428 00:19:24,777 --> 00:19:26,867 - Shoshana. - We need your help, Shoshana. 429 00:19:29,647 --> 00:19:30,847 Hmm? 430 00:19:30,847 --> 00:19:33,867 - Peach Schnapps. 431 00:19:33,867 --> 00:19:37,627 Bacchus left that for the talking bears to find. 432 00:19:37,627 --> 00:19:39,857 - Okay, so how about a toast? 433 00:19:39,857 --> 00:19:41,877 Right? Ba... Bacchus would've wanted us to drink. 434 00:19:41,877 --> 00:19:42,877 God, like, so much. 435 00:19:42,878 --> 00:19:43,877 Yeah. 436 00:19:43,877 --> 00:19:46,637 - Okay, so to Bacchus. 437 00:19:49,657 --> 00:19:50,907 - To Bacchus. 438 00:19:50,907 --> 00:19:52,787 - God, it smells like pee sangria. 439 00:19:52,787 --> 00:19:54,677 - I don't give a shit. - Drink it. 440 00:19:54,677 --> 00:19:56,827 - To, uh, Bacchus! 441 00:19:56,827 --> 00:19:57,862 - Bacchus. 442 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:58,897 - Whoo! 443 00:20:05,647 --> 00:20:08,847 Oh, that's good shit. 444 00:20:08,847 --> 00:20:11,787 - Um, I was a goddess and I gave away my power 445 00:20:11,787 --> 00:20:14,637 and now I can't use magic. 446 00:20:14,637 --> 00:20:15,847 Only I'm indestructible. 447 00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:19,857 So maybe you can help me understand what is going on. 448 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,877 - You were a goddess? 449 00:20:23,877 --> 00:20:26,807 - Yeah. 450 00:20:27,877 --> 00:20:31,847 If all these other Maenads hadn't run through the poison 451 00:20:31,847 --> 00:20:34,627 - wine like a bunch of bitches, I wouldn't even be - in this situation! 452 00:20:34,627 --> 00:20:36,857 - Well, maybe if you help us we can... 453 00:20:48,827 --> 00:20:50,647 - I'm sorry. 454 00:20:50,647 --> 00:20:52,627 - What are you... - What are you doing? 455 00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:53,887 - I'm trying to read your aura. 456 00:20:57,697 --> 00:21:00,727 - Maybe we can just get the pinecone out of my face? 457 00:21:05,717 --> 00:21:07,657 Okay. 458 00:21:07,657 --> 00:21:08,857 - That's what I thought. 459 00:21:08,857 --> 00:21:10,837 Inconclusive. 460 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,837 I do know a ritual that could 461 00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:14,837 help diagnose you further. 462 00:21:14,837 --> 00:21:17,667 But, um, it's pretty intimate. 463 00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:18,787 - Um, okay. 464 00:21:18,788 --> 00:21:19,907 I can live with that. 465 00:21:19,907 --> 00:21:22,867 - Yeah, the only thing is I... I... I can't perform it. 466 00:21:22,867 --> 00:21:25,627 - Uh, why not? 467 00:21:25,627 --> 00:21:26,817 - I don't believe in you. 468 00:21:26,817 --> 00:21:30,192 I can help interpret, but you need someone 469 00:21:30,193 --> 00:21:34,837 who believes in you, okay, who worships you, 470 00:21:34,837 --> 00:21:38,847 body and soul, to perform the ritual. 471 00:21:41,627 --> 00:21:42,737 Anyone come to mind? 472 00:21:47,877 --> 00:21:50,887 - Fine, I'll help. 473 00:21:55,677 --> 00:21:57,647 - Jesus R.R. Christ. 474 00:21:57,647 --> 00:22:00,857 An innocent girl is a murderer 'cause I couldn't get 475 00:22:00,858 --> 00:22:01,887 to her in time. 476 00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:05,627 - Oh, put your tit back in your training bra, wolf boy. 477 00:22:05,627 --> 00:22:08,627 We don't really know how innocent this girl was. 478 00:22:08,627 --> 00:22:11,807 Sleeping with her Uber driver sounds like she had 479 00:22:09,857 --> 00:22:11,807 a death wish to begin with. 480 00:22:11,807 --> 00:22:12,827 - You're not helping. 481 00:22:12,828 --> 00:22:13,847 - Drink. 482 00:22:13,847 --> 00:22:15,827 - Is this a potion? - It's alcohol. 483 00:22:15,827 --> 00:22:17,687 - Good enough. 484 00:22:17,687 --> 00:22:19,717 - While you were busy with your domestic issues, 485 00:22:19,717 --> 00:22:22,627 I managed to translate this Indonesian ritual 486 00:22:22,627 --> 00:22:24,727 and good news is this is first-year Brakebills 487 00:22:24,727 --> 00:22:26,727 multi-culti elective crap. 488 00:22:26,727 --> 00:22:29,707 So we can definitely pull it off without breaking 489 00:22:27,877 --> 00:22:29,707 the magic bank. 490 00:22:29,707 --> 00:22:33,897 Only prob is finding one exotic ingredient. 491 00:22:33,897 --> 00:22:39,727 - Uh, what type of exotic are we talking about here? 492 00:22:39,727 --> 00:22:42,642 - We need a living Komodo dragon so we can cut out 493 00:22:42,643 --> 00:22:45,857 its heart, and I heard a rumor Kanye keeps 494 00:22:43,637 --> 00:22:45,857 one in his New York apartment. 495 00:22:45,857 --> 00:22:47,677 - That sounds on-brand. 496 00:22:47,677 --> 00:22:48,837 - Let's go. 497 00:22:51,627 --> 00:22:53,877 - Uh... uh, wait. - I have to give you something. 498 00:22:55,727 --> 00:22:57,737 It's loaded with silver bullets. 499 00:22:57,737 --> 00:22:59,757 The Quickening has started to 500 00:22:59,757 --> 00:23:04,647 do weird things to me and... Well, if I wolf-out, 501 00:23:04,647 --> 00:23:05,847 you might need to stop me. 502 00:23:09,627 --> 00:23:12,677 - It's not gonna come to that. 503 00:23:12,677 --> 00:23:15,637 I promise. 504 00:23:15,637 --> 00:23:17,142 Now come on. 505 00:23:17,143 --> 00:23:18,647 Let's go steal Kanye's lizard. 506 00:23:46,837 --> 00:23:50,827 - As you can see, it's rather hard to get in unseen. 507 00:23:50,827 --> 00:23:52,757 - Not if you can bend light. 508 00:23:52,757 --> 00:23:55,677 - Regardless, stealing the books isn't really 509 00:23:55,677 --> 00:23:57,697 the biggest issue, is it? 510 00:23:57,697 --> 00:23:58,857 If the library discovers they're gone, 511 00:23:58,857 --> 00:23:59,897 they're gonna come after you. 512 00:23:59,897 --> 00:24:03,657 - Yeah, but if they read my book, they'll know exactly 513 00:24:01,667 --> 00:24:03,657 where I'll be. 514 00:24:03,657 --> 00:24:06,767 - Yes, but what if they read your book 515 00:24:06,767 --> 00:24:09,697 and still had no idea where you were? 516 00:24:11,707 --> 00:24:12,867 - What are you proposing? 517 00:24:12,867 --> 00:24:15,657 - When I was writing "The Wandering Dune," 518 00:24:15,657 --> 00:24:17,737 I was also studying magic. 519 00:24:17,737 --> 00:24:21,307 I... I kept blowing deadlines until I found a spell 520 00:24:21,308 --> 00:24:22,887 for automatic writing. 521 00:24:22,887 --> 00:24:25,802 Now, you feed it a premise and it constructs 522 00:24:25,803 --> 00:24:26,897 an airtight storyline. 523 00:24:26,897 --> 00:24:29,857 I... I gather they use it in Hollywood all the time. 524 00:24:29,857 --> 00:24:31,877 - That explains Netflix. 525 00:24:33,667 --> 00:24:34,867 How does this spell work? 526 00:24:34,867 --> 00:24:37,667 - Uh, we steal the manuscripts, pull the endings, 527 00:24:37,667 --> 00:24:39,667 cast a spell on them, and then replace them 528 00:24:39,667 --> 00:24:41,737 just before they take them away to bind them as books. 529 00:24:41,737 --> 00:24:43,757 Voilà! 530 00:24:41,737 --> 00:24:44,907 Oh, you'll be very surprised how your stories turn out, 531 00:24:44,907 --> 00:24:46,657 - Let me guess. 532 00:24:46,657 --> 00:24:49,627 You'll show me how to do the spell if I help you 533 00:24:47,727 --> 00:24:49,627 with the World Book? 534 00:24:49,627 --> 00:24:51,727 - Well, that only seems fair, doesn't it? 535 00:24:52,767 --> 00:24:56,647 Look, do you want my help or not? 536 00:25:05,627 --> 00:25:07,737 - Mom, I told you I'd have this done by tomorrow. 537 00:25:07,737 --> 00:25:09,767 So just... ah, Jesus. 538 00:25:10,797 --> 00:25:12,667 Hello? 539 00:25:12,667 --> 00:25:14,717 - I found these in your dead father's fridge. 540 00:25:15,727 --> 00:25:18,767 They're not quite what I'd hoped they'd be. 541 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,787 You finished with the killing yet? 542 00:25:20,787 --> 00:25:22,897 - With the, uh... what? 543 00:25:22,897 --> 00:25:24,777 - You father's dead. 544 00:25:24,777 --> 00:25:27,627 I thought perhaps you'd get angry and kill things. 545 00:25:27,627 --> 00:25:28,867 That's what I'd do. 546 00:25:28,867 --> 00:25:30,727 - It's not really what people do. 547 00:25:31,727 --> 00:25:32,887 Nowadays, anyway. 548 00:25:32,887 --> 00:25:36,697 - You're not going to kill anything? 549 00:25:36,697 --> 00:25:37,907 Interesting. 550 00:25:40,787 --> 00:25:42,647 Frozen peas? 551 00:25:42,647 --> 00:25:43,667 - Nope. 552 00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:44,687 Uh, no thanks. 553 00:25:45,897 --> 00:25:47,697 - Let's go then. 554 00:25:47,697 --> 00:25:48,907 I'm bored of this food. 555 00:25:48,907 --> 00:25:52,647 - Can I just have a few minutes to finish this? 556 00:25:55,717 --> 00:25:57,627 - This is important to you. 557 00:25:58,787 --> 00:26:00,877 - Yeah, it is. 558 00:26:00,877 --> 00:26:03,687 - This is a very interesting game, 559 00:26:03,687 --> 00:26:06,797 the loving your dead dad game. 560 00:26:09,637 --> 00:26:10,817 I don't understand it. 561 00:26:10,817 --> 00:26:12,307 - It's not a game. 562 00:26:12,308 --> 00:26:18,637 It... There must be someone who's important to you, 563 00:26:18,637 --> 00:26:20,897 who you... who you miss. 564 00:26:20,897 --> 00:26:22,877 - I don't remember. 565 00:26:22,877 --> 00:26:24,757 But perhaps you're right. 566 00:26:24,757 --> 00:26:27,627 I could learn something from this. 567 00:26:28,677 --> 00:26:30,667 I'll let you play this game. 568 00:26:30,667 --> 00:26:34,717 I will sit still and I won't kill anything 569 00:26:34,717 --> 00:26:37,627 and I'll watch you while you... you think about 570 00:26:37,627 --> 00:26:38,727 your dead father? 571 00:26:38,727 --> 00:26:40,677 Is that what you're doing? 572 00:26:40,677 --> 00:26:42,242 - Yeah. 573 00:26:42,243 --> 00:26:43,807 Kind of. 574 00:26:44,887 --> 00:26:48,627 - This is the weirdest thing I've ever done. 575 00:26:51,897 --> 00:26:53,907 But maybe it'll be fun. 576 00:27:05,687 --> 00:27:07,817 - I... she wasn't lying. 577 00:27:07,817 --> 00:27:11,807 This is pretty intimate. 578 00:27:11,807 --> 00:27:14,707 - Yeah, well, you're not the one who has to strip naked 579 00:27:14,707 --> 00:27:15,907 and be anointed with oil. 580 00:27:20,687 --> 00:27:22,707 - Are you sure you want to do this? 581 00:27:22,707 --> 00:27:24,757 - I don't really see another way, do you? 582 00:27:25,887 --> 00:27:28,707 - Wait, um, maybe there is another way? 583 00:27:28,707 --> 00:27:31,627 Uh... 584 00:27:31,907 --> 00:27:33,807 Something a little less painful? 585 00:27:33,807 --> 00:27:35,767 - Painful? - Not... not painful. 586 00:27:35,767 --> 00:27:40,627 - Um... - You know I'm not broken, right? 587 00:27:40,807 --> 00:27:43,777 I'm not some flower or a delicate piece of glass. 588 00:27:45,787 --> 00:27:49,807 I'm a person and people heal. 589 00:27:51,627 --> 00:27:53,272 - Yeah, look, I'm ju... I'm just not very 590 00:27:53,273 --> 00:27:55,697 comfortable with the way this is going down, you know? 591 00:27:55,697 --> 00:27:57,827 - Yeah, well, this isn't really about you. 592 00:27:57,827 --> 00:28:00,627 So maybe you could just get over yourself. 593 00:28:01,667 --> 00:28:02,837 - I'm trying. 594 00:28:04,787 --> 00:28:06,757 - It's nothing you haven't seen before. 595 00:28:12,687 --> 00:28:14,767 Ta-da. 596 00:28:18,627 --> 00:28:20,837 - I guess I should start. 597 00:28:20,837 --> 00:28:22,737 - I guess you should. - Yeah. 598 00:28:38,807 --> 00:28:40,307 [Tep No's "Toluca Lake" 599 00:28:40,308 --> 00:28:41,807 [plays] 600 00:28:47,777 --> 00:28:52,647 - ♪ I do what I want, don't do what I'm told ♪ 601 00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:55,797 ♪ What I'm told ♪ 602 00:28:55,797 --> 00:28:57,807 ♪ Been riding on the edge ♪ 603 00:28:57,807 --> 00:29:00,667 ♪ With your heart in a chokehold ♪ 604 00:29:00,667 --> 00:29:02,767 ♪ Heart in a chokehold ♪ 605 00:29:04,717 --> 00:29:06,647 ♪ Maybe I'm a lost cause ♪ 606 00:29:06,647 --> 00:29:08,827 - I... - What's wrong? 607 00:29:08,827 --> 00:29:13,777 - I, uh... I got to, uh, go up front. 608 00:29:13,777 --> 00:29:15,847 - ♪ Won't do what I'm told ♪ 609 00:29:15,847 --> 00:29:19,697 - Are you asking if you can touch my boobs? 610 00:29:19,697 --> 00:29:22,677 - I am asking you if I can touch your boobs. 611 00:29:23,687 --> 00:29:25,727 - You can touch my boobs. 612 00:29:25,727 --> 00:29:26,837 Just don't break them. 613 00:29:26,837 --> 00:29:28,707 - Ha ha. 614 00:29:29,817 --> 00:29:32,657 - ♪ Oh ♪ 615 00:29:32,657 --> 00:29:35,767 ♪ You should know, you should know, you should know ♪ 616 00:29:35,767 --> 00:29:36,867 ♪ Oh ♪ 617 00:29:36,867 --> 00:29:38,282 - What? 618 00:29:38,283 --> 00:29:39,697 - No, it's just... it's cold. 619 00:29:39,697 --> 00:29:41,682 - Oh, I'm sorry. 620 00:29:41,683 --> 00:29:43,667 I can warm it up. 621 00:29:43,667 --> 00:29:45,827 - ♪ I don't know how to give you my love, babe ♪ 622 00:29:45,827 --> 00:29:50,817 ♪ 'cause I'm too good at messing it up ♪ 623 00:29:52,727 --> 00:29:54,727 ♪ Maybe I could change ♪ 624 00:29:54,727 --> 00:29:57,777 ♪ By now you should know everything is strange ♪ 625 00:29:57,777 --> 00:29:59,867 - It's weird for me, too, you know. 626 00:29:59,867 --> 00:30:02,777 - ♪ Oh ♪ 627 00:30:02,777 --> 00:30:04,827 ♪ Give you my love ♪ 628 00:30:04,827 --> 00:30:07,777 ♪ Give you my love ♪ 629 00:30:07,777 --> 00:30:11,757 ♪ I don't know how to give you my love ♪ 630 00:30:11,757 --> 00:30:13,877 - You ready to wash my feet? 631 00:30:27,757 --> 00:30:28,877 - Now what? - Scream! 632 00:30:31,807 --> 00:30:33,817 Now eat it! 633 00:30:39,767 --> 00:30:40,907 - It's not bad actually. 634 00:30:43,707 --> 00:30:46,687 - I told you, vulnerable is not technically endangered. 635 00:30:46,687 --> 00:30:47,837 - I think I'm going to be sick. 636 00:30:47,837 --> 00:30:49,767 - Don't you dare throw up that lizard heart. 637 00:30:49,767 --> 00:30:51,827 We killed a vulnerable creature to save your ass. 638 00:30:51,827 --> 00:30:53,807 It better not be for nothing. 639 00:30:53,807 --> 00:30:55,297 Not to mention that is not the 640 00:30:55,298 --> 00:30:56,787 way I thought I'd meet Kanye. 641 00:30:56,787 --> 00:30:58,817 - It's actually less messed up - than the way I thought it'd be. 642 00:30:58,817 --> 00:31:00,827 Oh, yeah. 643 00:31:00,827 --> 00:31:03,877 You won't be judged. 644 00:31:07,777 --> 00:31:10,817 You know what would be hot right now? 645 00:31:10,817 --> 00:31:13,897 If you just took me right here in this car. 646 00:31:13,897 --> 00:31:15,687 - Stop the car! 647 00:31:15,687 --> 00:31:16,767 - What is it? 648 00:31:16,767 --> 00:31:18,687 - Pull the car over right fucking now! 649 00:31:55,757 --> 00:31:58,677 Son of a clit! 650 00:31:58,677 --> 00:31:59,887 - The ritual didn't work. 651 00:31:59,887 --> 00:32:02,637 - Oh, is that why you screamed and ran out of the car? 652 00:32:02,637 --> 00:32:03,767 - Just let me in, okay? 653 00:32:03,767 --> 00:32:05,877 - Why? So you can wolf-hump me to death? 654 00:32:05,877 --> 00:32:09,787 - No, I wanted to do things, but you're safe now, okay? 655 00:32:09,787 --> 00:32:11,757 - It passed. - How? 656 00:32:11,757 --> 00:32:14,787 - I kinda of turned a tree into a werewolf, 657 00:32:14,787 --> 00:32:16,647 if you know what I'm saying. 658 00:32:16,647 --> 00:32:18,637 - Oh, got it. 659 00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:19,877 - It's not a permanent solution. 660 00:32:19,877 --> 00:32:23,667 But it's enough to keep the urges off until we get 661 00:32:21,727 --> 00:32:23,667 to where we're going. 662 00:32:23,667 --> 00:32:26,667 - You mind telling me where that is, maple dick? 663 00:32:26,667 --> 00:32:28,637 - Brakebills. 664 00:32:29,637 --> 00:32:32,677 - I thought this would be interesting. 665 00:32:32,677 --> 00:32:33,727 It's not. 666 00:32:33,727 --> 00:32:34,742 - I'm almost done. 667 00:32:34,743 --> 00:32:35,757 Just... 668 00:32:37,627 --> 00:32:39,797 A little while longer and then we can go. 669 00:32:41,717 --> 00:32:43,672 Why did you do that? 670 00:32:43,673 --> 00:32:45,627 - Slightly more interesting. 671 00:32:45,627 --> 00:32:47,677 - No. 672 00:32:47,677 --> 00:32:48,677 Stop it! 673 00:32:49,897 --> 00:32:51,297 I don't understand. 674 00:32:51,298 --> 00:32:52,697 Your father is dead, right? 675 00:32:52,697 --> 00:32:54,707 So these belong to you now, do they not? 676 00:32:54,707 --> 00:32:56,817 - Yes, they belong to me. 677 00:32:56,817 --> 00:32:58,697 What is your point? 678 00:32:58,697 --> 00:32:59,827 - Why are you doing any of this? 679 00:32:59,827 --> 00:33:03,707 - Because I told my mom I would, okay? 680 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:07,197 Jesus Christ, I can't believe 681 00:33:07,198 --> 00:33:08,677 I'm having to explain this. 682 00:33:08,677 --> 00:33:10,692 - Why does your mother have 683 00:33:10,693 --> 00:33:12,707 such strange power over you? 684 00:33:14,657 --> 00:33:18,757 - Because once, when I was a kid, I broke an ashtray. 685 00:33:18,757 --> 00:33:20,737 And now she still fucking 686 00:33:20,738 --> 00:33:22,717 thinks that I break everything. 687 00:33:22,717 --> 00:33:26,357 Because... Basically, your parents never 688 00:33:26,358 --> 00:33:27,817 change how they see you. 689 00:33:27,817 --> 00:33:29,757 No matter what. 690 00:33:29,757 --> 00:33:33,827 - So if they can't change how they see you, 691 00:33:33,827 --> 00:33:37,647 then why does it matter? 692 00:33:37,647 --> 00:33:39,627 - Because sometimes I think she's right. 693 00:33:40,717 --> 00:33:42,647 Things break around me. 694 00:33:43,737 --> 00:33:48,907 Alice, my dad, all of goddamn magic. 695 00:33:48,907 --> 00:33:51,667 - Then break them on purpose. 696 00:33:51,667 --> 00:33:52,827 They're your planes. 697 00:33:52,827 --> 00:33:55,687 You can do what you want with them. 698 00:33:55,687 --> 00:33:58,677 Maybe you'll feel better. 699 00:35:02,777 --> 00:35:05,247 - I don't meant to be rude, but here I am helping 700 00:35:05,248 --> 00:35:07,797 as promised without an assurance you'll do the same. 701 00:35:07,797 --> 00:35:09,637 - Jesus, you're relentless. 702 00:35:09,637 --> 00:35:11,677 - Okay, fine. - I'll help you with your spell. 703 00:35:11,677 --> 00:35:13,837 - Yet you seem to hate yourself for it. 704 00:35:13,837 --> 00:35:16,677 I mean, you can understand my worry. 705 00:35:16,677 --> 00:35:18,657 - I don't have to be happy about it. 706 00:35:18,657 --> 00:35:19,797 - A word of advice. 707 00:35:19,797 --> 00:35:22,627 If you want to survive, stop torturing yourself. 708 00:35:22,627 --> 00:35:24,857 - Maybe you could do will a little more self-hatred. 709 00:35:24,857 --> 00:35:27,757 And fewer Mr. Rogers vests. 710 00:35:27,757 --> 00:35:30,697 - You think that what you've done and who you are 711 00:35:30,698 --> 00:35:31,737 are the same thing. 712 00:35:31,737 --> 00:35:33,797 When they don't match up, you hate yourself. 713 00:35:33,797 --> 00:35:35,817 Alice, they'll never match up. 714 00:35:35,817 --> 00:35:37,737 - You don't know anything about me. 715 00:35:37,737 --> 00:35:39,717 - I know what it feels like to be unable to change 716 00:35:39,717 --> 00:35:41,857 no matter how much I want to. 717 00:35:41,857 --> 00:35:43,767 Children don't care if you 718 00:35:43,768 --> 00:35:45,677 contradict yourself, you know? 719 00:35:46,837 --> 00:35:48,737 - Perhaps that's a bad example coming from me, 720 00:35:48,737 --> 00:35:50,817 but I'm just trying to help. 721 00:35:50,817 --> 00:35:54,697 - Please just stop doing... 722 00:36:00,777 --> 00:36:01,857 - What is it? 723 00:36:01,857 --> 00:36:04,717 - The end of Quentin's book. 724 00:36:04,717 --> 00:36:06,697 He's going to die. 725 00:36:06,697 --> 00:36:08,857 - Isn't that how all books end? 726 00:36:10,657 --> 00:36:12,677 - His ends next week. 727 00:36:15,757 --> 00:36:19,837 - Uh, as requested, the water my feet were bathed in. 728 00:36:22,817 --> 00:36:24,777 - Ugh, that's pretty murky. 729 00:36:24,777 --> 00:36:26,777 - Okay, judgey. 730 00:36:26,777 --> 00:36:27,837 What's it mean? 731 00:36:27,837 --> 00:36:30,657 - It's too early to say. 732 00:36:30,657 --> 00:36:32,817 This is very interesting though. 733 00:36:32,817 --> 00:36:35,677 I thought you said you didn't have any power. 734 00:36:35,677 --> 00:36:36,747 - No. I... I don't. 735 00:36:36,748 --> 00:36:37,817 I can't do magic. 736 00:36:37,817 --> 00:36:39,797 - Those aren't the same. 737 00:36:39,797 --> 00:36:44,837 Oh, this... This is real weird. 738 00:36:48,717 --> 00:36:51,797 You weren't bullshitting me when you said you were 739 00:36:49,817 --> 00:36:51,797 a goddess, were you? 740 00:36:51,797 --> 00:36:54,837 - No, but how... how can I be a goddess 741 00:36:54,837 --> 00:36:56,717 if I don't have any power? 742 00:36:56,717 --> 00:36:58,817 - Maybe you think you don't, but... 743 00:37:00,737 --> 00:37:03,777 I have never seen anything like this before. 744 00:37:05,737 --> 00:37:07,717 - So we're good now? 745 00:37:07,717 --> 00:37:10,697 You're not gonna kill yourself? 746 00:37:10,697 --> 00:37:11,887 - No, I can't now. 747 00:37:11,887 --> 00:37:13,877 I have a new deity to follow. 748 00:37:16,877 --> 00:37:18,857 - Oh, boy. 749 00:37:27,677 --> 00:37:29,657 - I think you're overreacting. 750 00:37:29,657 --> 00:37:31,797 - I could've sexually assaulted you or ate you. 751 00:37:31,797 --> 00:37:33,697 I don't honestly know how things would've turned out. 752 00:37:33,697 --> 00:37:34,717 - It's no reason to give up. 753 00:37:34,717 --> 00:37:35,797 There's got to be a solution. 754 00:37:35,797 --> 00:37:38,737 - I've got, what, a couple hours before the Quickening 755 00:37:38,737 --> 00:37:40,857 takes over, and I'm sorry if that 756 00:37:38,737 --> 00:37:42,797 makes me a wimp or whatever, but I don't want to rape 757 00:37:40,857 --> 00:37:42,797 or murder anyone. 758 00:37:42,797 --> 00:37:44,737 - Oh, come on. 759 00:37:44,737 --> 00:37:46,857 There are plenty of people who deserve to be killed. 760 00:37:46,857 --> 00:37:49,737 I can think of a half dozen at Brakebills alone. 761 00:37:49,737 --> 00:37:50,907 If you can just keep your twat together, 762 00:37:50,907 --> 00:37:53,887 I'm sure I can get at least one of them down here. 763 00:37:53,887 --> 00:37:55,837 I mean, Todd totally owes me. 764 00:37:55,837 --> 00:37:57,907 - He doesn't owe you his life. 765 00:37:57,907 --> 00:38:00,697 - Doesn't he? 766 00:38:02,717 --> 00:38:03,857 - I can't do it, Margo. 767 00:38:03,857 --> 00:38:07,737 - Well, you can't do nothing, because you'll die 768 00:38:05,757 --> 00:38:07,737 in this cage. 769 00:38:07,737 --> 00:38:08,857 - At least I can live with that. 770 00:38:08,857 --> 00:38:13,677 I mean, not live exactly, but you get what I'm saying. 771 00:38:13,677 --> 00:38:14,887 - This is bullshit. 772 00:38:14,887 --> 00:38:16,777 You're just throwing your life away. 773 00:38:16,777 --> 00:38:18,737 - I was thinking more like noble sacrifice. 774 00:38:18,737 --> 00:38:20,877 - Screw your noble sacrifice! 775 00:38:20,877 --> 00:38:24,697 What is it with you boys and your noble sacrifice? 776 00:38:24,697 --> 00:38:25,837 I'm not gonna let you do it. 777 00:38:25,837 --> 00:38:26,907 - Well, it's not your choice. 778 00:38:26,907 --> 00:38:28,737 You can't fix me, okay? 779 00:38:28,737 --> 00:38:31,717 Some things are just broken, and there's nothing 780 00:38:29,837 --> 00:38:31,717 you can do about it. 781 00:38:31,717 --> 00:38:32,797 - Said the quitter right before he quit. 782 00:38:32,797 --> 00:38:33,877 - You think I want to die? 783 00:38:33,877 --> 00:38:35,777 Of course I fucking don't! 784 00:38:35,777 --> 00:38:36,907 But I don't see a way out of this, 785 00:38:36,907 --> 00:38:39,747 and frankly you not giving up is making what 786 00:38:39,748 --> 00:38:40,777 I have to do harder. 787 00:38:44,797 --> 00:38:46,817 - You want to do something stupid? 788 00:38:51,737 --> 00:38:53,797 Fine by me. 789 00:38:53,797 --> 00:38:55,777 - What the hell are you doing? 790 00:38:55,777 --> 00:38:57,717 - Something stupider. 791 00:39:01,817 --> 00:39:02,897 - This isn't a joke, Margo! 792 00:39:03,817 --> 00:39:04,907 I'm not going to be able to control myself. 793 00:39:04,907 --> 00:39:09,797 - I might kill you or... or... - Or what? 794 00:39:09,797 --> 00:39:11,837 Fuck me? 795 00:39:14,657 --> 00:39:16,627 - Margo. 796 00:39:16,627 --> 00:39:19,737 This curse isn't curable. 797 00:39:19,737 --> 00:39:20,887 I don't want you to go through this. 798 00:39:20,887 --> 00:39:22,797 The Quickening is... - Why not? 799 00:39:22,797 --> 00:39:27,737 - Because... I like you. 800 00:39:27,737 --> 00:39:30,797 - I like you too. 801 00:39:30,797 --> 00:39:33,887 And I'm not gonna lose another friend today, okay? 802 00:39:37,657 --> 00:39:43,797 I can't make you kill someone, but I can consent. 803 00:39:50,777 --> 00:39:52,637 Damn. 804 00:39:52,637 --> 00:39:54,677 The Quickening makes you a really good kisser. 805 00:39:54,677 --> 00:39:56,677 - I know. 806 00:40:00,797 --> 00:40:05,837 - That was more cathartic than I thought it would be. 807 00:40:05,837 --> 00:40:08,817 - It was kind of fun, wasn't it? 808 00:40:11,697 --> 00:40:16,657 It feels good after you deal with death, doesn't it? 809 00:40:16,657 --> 00:40:18,657 - A little. 810 00:40:18,657 --> 00:40:22,877 Still hurts, but... eventually it hurts a little less. 811 00:40:26,637 --> 00:40:29,697 - I'm going to need your help to search for more Gods. 812 00:40:29,697 --> 00:40:32,677 You'll be more useful to me if you feel better, 813 00:40:32,677 --> 00:40:37,697 so you should know that your friend Eliot is dead. 814 00:40:41,637 --> 00:40:44,657 You can smash more things if you want. 815 00:40:44,657 --> 00:40:47,837 And then we'll go get something to eat. 816 00:40:47,837 --> 00:40:49,837 Sound good? 817 00:40:55,887 --> 00:40:58,907 - I cannot believe you just did that. 818 00:40:58,907 --> 00:41:00,397 - I rocked your world. 819 00:41:00,398 --> 00:41:01,887 Get over it. 820 00:41:01,887 --> 00:41:05,837 - Oh, no, you... that was great. 821 00:41:05,837 --> 00:41:09,637 It's just you can't have sex now with anyone 822 00:41:09,637 --> 00:41:12,907 who isn't L-positive without infecting them. 823 00:41:12,907 --> 00:41:17,697 - You know, so... - Since when is P-in-the-V sex 824 00:41:17,697 --> 00:41:20,677 the pinnacle of what one or two or three or five 825 00:41:20,677 --> 00:41:22,817 or an animal can do together? 826 00:41:22,817 --> 00:41:25,677 I mean, it's not even on my top ten. 827 00:41:26,907 --> 00:41:29,697 I guess I see your point there. 828 00:41:29,697 --> 00:41:31,292 All the same, what are you 829 00:41:31,293 --> 00:41:32,887 gonna do about the Quickening? 830 00:41:32,887 --> 00:41:34,837 How are you gonna handle that? 831 00:41:34,837 --> 00:41:36,887 - In what, 30 years? 832 00:41:36,887 --> 00:41:38,797 No way I'm gonna live that long. 833 00:41:38,797 --> 00:41:40,717 And if I do, Todd totally owes me. 834 00:41:40,717 --> 00:41:42,837 - You're joking, right? 835 00:41:42,837 --> 00:41:45,717 You're joking. 836 00:41:48,637 --> 00:41:49,762 So what is this? 837 00:41:49,763 --> 00:41:52,907 This is... This is just casual, right? 838 00:41:52,907 --> 00:41:56,857 We're not... you know? 839 00:41:56,857 --> 00:41:59,637 - I saved your fucking life, bitch. 840 00:42:01,697 --> 00:42:05,637 - Casual that. 841 00:42:05,637 --> 00:42:07,637 - Thanks, Margo. 842 00:42:09,857 --> 00:42:13,677 I'm sorry we couldn't figure out a way to help, 843 00:42:13,677 --> 00:42:19,677 you know... - I am too. 844 00:42:21,677 --> 00:42:23,887 I would have done anything to save him. 845 00:42:27,837 --> 00:42:30,737 But I think he might actually be gone. 846 00:42:34,817 --> 00:42:37,837 - I felt the moment his soul died. 847 00:42:39,877 --> 00:42:42,657 It only hurt for a second. 848 00:42:42,657 --> 00:42:46,757 I promise he didn't suffer. 849 00:42:48,907 --> 00:42:51,657 You'll come around. 850 00:42:51,657 --> 00:42:55,637 I know it. 851 00:42:55,637 --> 00:42:57,137 [Vaults' "Premonitions" 852 00:42:57,138 --> 00:42:58,637 [playing] 853 00:42:58,637 --> 00:43:01,657 - ♪ Let's take it right back ♪ 854 00:43:01,657 --> 00:43:03,777 - Hello? 855 00:43:03,777 --> 00:43:05,697 - ♪ To where we used to go ♪ 856 00:43:05,697 --> 00:43:07,907 ♪ But we never look back ♪ 857 00:43:07,907 --> 00:43:10,857 ♪ No we only look forward ♪ 858 00:43:10,857 --> 00:43:14,757 ♪ To all the new pain ♪ 859 00:43:14,757 --> 00:43:17,697 ♪ And violence that we blame ♪ 860 00:43:17,697 --> 00:43:20,677 ♪ No we never look back ♪ 861 00:43:20,677 --> 00:43:22,697 ♪ No we only look forward ♪ 862 00:43:22,697 --> 00:43:23,857 - Hello? 863 00:43:23,857 --> 00:43:25,697 - ♪ With all our fate ♪ 864 00:43:25,697 --> 00:43:27,637 ♪ Hearts ♪ 865 00:43:27,637 --> 00:43:30,657 ♪ Broken from the start ♪ 866 00:43:30,657 --> 00:43:32,907 - Is anybody there? 867 00:43:32,907 --> 00:43:35,717 Margo! 868 00:43:35,717 --> 00:43:39,637 - ♪ Only to be held tall ♪ 869 00:43:39,637 --> 00:43:42,677 ♪ By the writing on the wall ♪ 870 00:43:42,677 --> 00:43:46,717 ♪ We don't need no premonitions no ♪ 871 00:43:50,907 --> 00:43:54,907 ♪ Let's take it right back ♪ 872 00:43:54,907 --> 00:43:57,887 ♪ To where it all began ♪ 873 00:43:57,887 --> 00:44:00,877 ♪ But we never look back ♪ 874 00:44:00,877 --> 00:44:03,737 ♪ No we only look forward ♪ 875 00:44:03,737 --> 00:44:07,657 ♪ To all the new shame ♪ 876 00:44:07,657 --> 00:44:11,657 ♪ And waste of what we gain ♪ 58754

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