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- [phone chimes]
- Hey, cuties!
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I'm about to hit the red carpet
with my manager Streeter.
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- Say what's up, Streeter.
- What's up!
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Shout out to the Lord Jesus Christ
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- and Sony Pictures.
- And Sony Pictures.
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For letting me and my fam come
to the "When in Gnome" premiere.
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Swipe up for tics.
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God, why are we even going to this?
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Um, because it's
a hot, cool movie premiere.
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Why would we not go?
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I just thought my first premiere
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would be for a movie
that I was actually in.
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I'm gonna get
one of those red carpet pics
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with a Getty Image watermark,
send it to all my Ohio friends.
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- You still talk to them?
- Starting tonight, hopefully.
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Damn it.
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I don't think
I got this fart commercial.
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My agent said they were deciding today.
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You two are very sexy people.
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[together] Thank you?
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200 bucks, you let me lick your foot?
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Oh, my God.
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Absolutely.
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Ew, Brooke, no.
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What? It's 200 bucks.
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It's not like I have to lick a foot.
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I meant the boy.
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Hm?
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[sighs] It is $200.
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[upbeat electronic music]
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Hey, everyone, look over here.
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You're not gonna want to miss this.
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ChaseDreams, 3.2 million followers
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across all social media platforms.
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He sees you. Please, see him.
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- [indistinct shouting]
- [camera shutters clicking]
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Let's squeeze in a little
math homework real quick.
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- [keys clacking]
- There it is, yeah, yeah...
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- [phone chimes]
- A-plus.
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- [chuckles]
- Yeah.
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Hi.
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Oh, congratulations on your wedding.
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Oh, no, uh, we're here for the premiere.
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Um, our tickets say "general admission,"
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but I know that... Sharon wanted
us to walk the red carpet.
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You mean Shauna?
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[softly] Damn, that was so close.
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Nice try, but we can't let
just anyone on the red carpet.
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Oh, [soft groan] we're not...
we're not "just anyone."
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[soft laugh] We're the Dreamses.
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- We are Brooke and Cary Dreams.
- No, I... I'm Cary Dubek.
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I'm an actor on my own.
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I got into NYU, actually.
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I couldn't go, but I got in.
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I'm not sure
that's worth saying out loud.
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Chase Dreams! Ashley from "Pop Goss."
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- How are you?
- I'm good, Ashley.
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- How are you?
- I'm great.
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Now, tell our readers, boxers or briefs?
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I don't know, whatever my mom buys.
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[soft chuckle] Aw, cute. Red or yellow?
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Red, but yellow's tight too.
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Awesome. Israel or Palestine?
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Um, I think they're both dope
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and should just keep
being true to themselves.
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- Yes, absolutely.
- Oh...
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The situation's very complicated.
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[distant traffic whooshes]
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Damn it.
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Let's just go in the main entrance...
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Cary, we must live every day
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like it's the last day
that Chase is famous.
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Ooh, I have an idea.
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Follow me. Act confident.
Grab something.
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What?
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[camera shutters clicking]
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Hurry, hurry, hurry-hurry-hurry, hurry.
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[British accent]
Ugh, another red carpet!
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And... and I brought napkins.
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Chase, what's your
favorite thing to snack on
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when you're jamming out to music?
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Um, I don't know. Everything's good.
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Okay, well, we're streaming
live on Bagel Bites TV.
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So can you say Bagel Bites?
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Oh, yeah. Bagel Bites!
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Okay, great, but
can you say it in a sentence
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like, "I'm Chase Dreams and
when I'm jamming out to music
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I love to eat Bagel Bites!"
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I'm Chase Dreams and
when I'm jamming out to music
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- I love to eat Bagel Bites.
- ...eat Bagel Bites.
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Okay, great. Congrats on
whatever it is you do.
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- Thanks.
- Haley!
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Why is everyone wearing jeans?
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I thought they were rich.
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Oh, yeah, I think if you're rich,
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you can just wear jeans to things.
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[sighs] I want to be rich
and wear jeans to things.
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- Next.
- Pick someone you look like.
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Hi. I'm Tinsley Mortimer
from "The Real Housewives."
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And I'm... Ellen DeGeneres.
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Nice try.
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Please walk back by the bushes
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where absolutely no one
will photograph you.
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Ellen.
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Right this way.
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I'm just gonna stick with Tinsley.
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Thank you though.
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This is bullshit.
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I can't believe
Tinsley Mortimer didn't work.
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I mean, is it really
that hard to believe
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that she would be here?
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- That is rude to Tinsley.
- [sighs]
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Why isn't my agent calling me?
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What's his name again? Shrimp Scampi?
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"Skip Shamplin."
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Didn't he almost boil to death
or something?
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Yeah, he fell asleep in a hotel hot tub.
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- [snickers]
- [soft laugh]
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See, we're laughing. We're having fun.
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Tonight's gonna be great
'cause we're hot,
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we're cool, and we're killing it.
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Oh, hey, remind me, need to find a guy
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to go home with tonight
'cause I don't have a house.
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I thought you were crashing at work?
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I got fired
because one of the bitch agents
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found my underwear in the oven.
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Chase! Hi!
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Oh, my God, how's your first red carpet?
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Oh, I can't believe they flew you
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all the way out here for this.
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It was fun. Streeter's hair melted.
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- BOTH: What?
- Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey.
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Hi. Streeter. Nice to meet you.
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I'm, uh, Chase Dreams' manager.
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Yeah, no, we met last week.
We had a full meal together.
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Oh, uh, gay brother.
And, uh, girl sister.
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Right... oh, you guys
aren't getting married, are you?
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Because that would be bad optics
for this guy right here.
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Although love is love is love is love,
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as, uh, Linda Manuel once said.
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It's uh, "Lin-Manuel Miranda."
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Lin-Manu... who's Linda Manuel then?
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- And why do I represent her?
- Okay, buddy, let's get a pic.
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- Yeah.
- Mom wanted to see our outfits.
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- Let's do it.
- Yes, oh, let's get a picture!
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Okay, here you go, Casey.
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- It's "Cary."
- Huh?
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Take a shot. Here we go.
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Everybody say,
"Streeter's less of a manager,
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more of a friend."
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Please make your way into the theater!
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"When in Rome" is about to begin.
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I mean, uh... uh... ooh!
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Kevin, you had one job. [soft chuckle]
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"When in Gnome" is... is about to begin.
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Okay, here we go.
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[playful accordion music on film]
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Ride a Vespa?
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I guess, when in a-gnome!
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[moped revving on film]
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[cartoon sound effects on film]
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[Joyeur's "Fast As You Can"]
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Fast as you can run fast as you can
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Fast as you can run fast as you can
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Fast as you can run fast as you can
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Fast as you can run fast as you can!
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I know that you don't want me
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I'm gonna make you want me come...
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- [cartoon sound effects on film]
- You want me to eat-a this entire pizza?
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- [cell phone buzzing]
- I guess when in a-gnome!
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[cartoon sound effects on film]
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- Hey, Skip.
- Cary!
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Great news. It's down to you
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and one other guy for the commerc'.
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[soft laugh] Great!
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The thing is, they want
to make a decision by tonight.
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So they'd like you to do
one more read, okay?
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They were hoping you could
be a little less, uh,
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a little less colorful.
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Yeah, uh, yeah,
what do you mean by colorful?
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Uh, just, uh, a teensy less
in your face.
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Okay. I mean, the line's just
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"Ha ha great party,"
and then I smell a fart.
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- I...
- Listen, kid.
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You know how like,
in real life, you're gay?
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- Yes.
- Well, the ad guys love that.
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In fact, one of the guys
wanted me to tell you
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that his brother is also gay.
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- Cool.
- But the thing is
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they think that
the character is straight.
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You know, because if you're gay
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and you're at a party
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- and you smell a fart...
- Whoo!
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I mean, that's a lot
for an audience to digest
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in 30 seconds, you know?
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Their head's going,
whoa-whoa-whoa, what's going on?
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So they were hoping that
you could read it straighter.
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Um, sure, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, I just...
I really want to get this.
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Um, I know I haven't, um,
booked a lot in a while.
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I... I don't even know how
you're making money off of me.
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- I just...
- Cary! [chuckles]
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Don't worry about me. I'm an agent.
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- I'm doing fine with money.
- [phone beeps]
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Hi. 85th and Columbus.
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- You got it.
- [engine turns over]
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[hip-hop music]
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That movie was so long.
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It was 62 minutes.
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Exactly. Nothing should be
longer than a "Gilmore Girls."
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- Mm.
- Hi. Thank you.
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Can you put these under Billy Eichner?
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Wait, he's here?
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Oh. I'm just assuming.
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Anyways, the movie probably felt so long
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because it was so problematic.
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Totally. [stammers]
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But, like, how would you say it was?
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Well, I mean, it was
so racist to Italians.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Yes. I love that we both hate racism.
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- Yeah.
- So...
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Tell me more about yourself.
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Like, where do you live?
What kind of bed's in there?
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- Well, I have a king-sized bed.
- Okay.
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- And I live in Midtown East.
- Oh, no.
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- I'm not going there.
- What-what?
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[muffled dance music thumping]
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[sniffs]
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[phone chimes]
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Ha ha, great party.
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[door opens]
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Huh-huh, great party.
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[deep voice] Huh-huh, great party, dude.
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It is a great party.
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Glad you're having fun, man.
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Oh, uh, no, no.
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I'm, uh, I'm auditioning
for a commercial.
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I'm an actor, uh...
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I actually went to
the same theater school
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as Patrick Wilson's cousin.
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[urinal flushes]
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But I'm in New York now,
mostly doing theater.
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Or I... I want to
start doing more theater.
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Um...
251
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[women laughing]
252
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[shoes squeaking]
253
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Oh, my God, it's honestly so tragic.
254
00:08:58,090 --> 00:09:00,259
I know. And in this climate?
255
00:09:00,359 --> 00:09:01,393
ALL: Exactly!
256
00:09:01,494 --> 00:09:03,062
Hi, I'm Brooke.
257
00:09:03,163 --> 00:09:04,965
I was gonna wear jeans to this
'cause I'm rich,
258
00:09:05,065 --> 00:09:06,799
but I just thought that was too obvious.
259
00:09:06,898 --> 00:09:08,467
So that's why I'm in this huge gown.
260
00:09:08,567 --> 00:09:10,369
- Cool.
- Totally.
261
00:09:10,470 --> 00:09:13,306
Our friend Zita was just
talking about not having a job.
262
00:09:13,406 --> 00:09:14,807
Wait, what?
263
00:09:14,907 --> 00:09:16,341
Oh, my God, that makes me
feel so much better.
264
00:09:16,441 --> 00:09:17,610
I don't have a job either.
265
00:09:17,710 --> 00:09:18,744
Yeah, I'm kind of spinning out
266
00:09:18,845 --> 00:09:20,345
about what I'm gonna do next.
267
00:09:20,446 --> 00:09:21,947
- [exhales]
- Zita, relax.
268
00:09:22,047 --> 00:09:24,350
- You don't have to do anything.
- Mm-mm, mm-mm.
269
00:09:24,450 --> 00:09:26,752
Yeah, girl, this is
the beauty of retirement.
270
00:09:26,851 --> 00:09:29,456
[very soft laugh]
271
00:09:29,556 --> 00:09:30,757
You're retired?
272
00:09:30,856 --> 00:09:32,023
- Yeah.
- Of course.
273
00:09:32,124 --> 00:09:33,893
- We all are.
- [soft laugh]
274
00:09:33,993 --> 00:09:35,028
You know how it goes.
275
00:09:35,128 --> 00:09:36,262
Your teens are for working.
276
00:09:36,361 --> 00:09:37,529
Your 20s are for resting.
277
00:09:37,629 --> 00:09:38,963
Well, what are your 30s for?
278
00:09:39,065 --> 00:09:40,800
ALL: Making a global impact.
279
00:09:40,899 --> 00:09:43,369
[soft laugh] Oh, shit.
280
00:09:43,470 --> 00:09:44,803
Brooke. Thank God.
281
00:09:44,903 --> 00:09:47,439
- Here.
- Oh, this party is not fun.
282
00:09:47,539 --> 00:09:49,908
Yes, it is. I'm having fun.
283
00:09:50,009 --> 00:09:51,778
- You are?
- Mm-hmm.
284
00:09:51,878 --> 00:09:54,847
Well, not like fun fun,
but, you know, party fun.
285
00:09:54,946 --> 00:09:56,215
- [soft laugh]
- What is... what?
286
00:09:56,315 --> 00:09:58,151
Party fun, when everybody at a party
287
00:09:58,250 --> 00:10:00,452
just agrees to perform fun at each other
288
00:10:00,552 --> 00:10:04,389
and it's the collective effort
that makes it fun!
289
00:10:04,490 --> 00:10:07,058
You know, like, uh,
like this little model girl.
290
00:10:07,158 --> 00:10:08,660
She's not having fun fun.
291
00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:10,863
[soft laugh] Yes, I am.
292
00:10:10,964 --> 00:10:13,166
Okay... yeah, but you know,
293
00:10:13,265 --> 00:10:14,800
when you're alone with
your thoughts in bed tonight,
294
00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:16,801
you're not gonna look back
at this party and think,
295
00:10:16,902 --> 00:10:18,437
"That was fun fun."
296
00:10:18,537 --> 00:10:19,738
[soft laugh] Yes, I will.
297
00:10:19,839 --> 00:10:21,474
I'm having the time of my life.
298
00:10:21,573 --> 00:10:26,078
And I'll think back often to
just how much fun this all was.
299
00:10:26,178 --> 00:10:28,313
Okay, well, she's a model.
She doesn't know her own brain.
300
00:10:28,413 --> 00:10:30,616
I'm not a model. I'm an EP on the film.
301
00:10:30,716 --> 00:10:31,984
Jesus.
302
00:10:32,084 --> 00:10:34,720
Okay, well, your movie's racist.
303
00:10:34,821 --> 00:10:36,288
[hip-hop music playing]
304
00:10:36,389 --> 00:10:40,092
Yeah, so now
I'm focusing on theater mostly.
305
00:10:40,192 --> 00:10:41,927
- Cool, um...
- I think.
306
00:10:42,028 --> 00:10:44,663
Do you know where
all the celebrities are?
307
00:10:44,764 --> 00:10:47,200
I thought Tinsley Mortimer was here.
308
00:10:47,299 --> 00:10:49,902
Oh, uh, I think
she got turned away at the door.
309
00:10:50,003 --> 00:10:52,205
Oh, I could have sworn I saw her.
310
00:10:52,305 --> 00:10:54,307
I haven't seen ChaseDreams yet either.
311
00:10:54,407 --> 00:10:56,408
I wanted a picture.
312
00:10:56,509 --> 00:10:58,277
- You did?
- Mm-hmm.
313
00:10:58,376 --> 00:11:01,647
Yeah, I mean, I haven't...
I haven't seen him in a while.
314
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,916
But if I do, I'll send him your way.
315
00:11:04,015 --> 00:11:06,818
- What was your name?
- Brittlyn.
316
00:11:06,918 --> 00:11:08,453
And thank you.
317
00:11:08,553 --> 00:11:09,956
I love ChaseDreams.
318
00:11:10,056 --> 00:11:13,460
He's, like, the cutest boy
in the whole world.
319
00:11:16,262 --> 00:11:18,664
Cutest boy?
320
00:11:18,764 --> 00:11:20,533
Everyone's saying I should incorporate,
321
00:11:20,633 --> 00:11:22,201
but I don't know if it's worth it.
322
00:11:22,301 --> 00:11:23,770
I think it is, 'cause you could deduct
323
00:11:23,869 --> 00:11:25,037
all your business expenses.
324
00:11:25,138 --> 00:11:26,339
Think about every time you fly.
325
00:11:26,438 --> 00:11:28,307
I just feel so dumb about this stuff.
326
00:11:28,408 --> 00:11:31,278
Like, should I get an LLC or an S Corp?
327
00:11:31,378 --> 00:11:33,513
What do you have?
328
00:11:33,613 --> 00:11:35,081
Um, you know, actually...
329
00:11:35,181 --> 00:11:37,617
I don't... I don't think...
I'd get either
330
00:11:37,716 --> 00:11:40,787
in this climate.
331
00:11:40,887 --> 00:11:42,688
Hey, Streeter, I can't find you guys.
332
00:11:42,788 --> 00:11:45,557
- Can you put Chase on?
- Chase can't talk right now.
333
00:11:45,658 --> 00:11:47,426
- His neck is bound.
- What?
334
00:11:47,525 --> 00:11:49,995
Yeah, I'm just trying to keep
his Adam's apple under control.
335
00:11:50,095 --> 00:11:51,965
Gotta keep that neck
looking young and slick.
336
00:11:52,065 --> 00:11:53,633
- [chuckles]
- Ew, don't do that.
337
00:11:53,733 --> 00:11:54,967
Where are you?
338
00:11:55,066 --> 00:11:56,402
Uh, we're on a plane to Pittsburgh.
339
00:11:56,501 --> 00:11:57,702
- What?
- Yeah.
340
00:11:57,802 --> 00:11:59,471
He's got a concert at 9:00.
341
00:11:59,571 --> 00:12:00,839
How? He has one song.
342
00:12:00,940 --> 00:12:02,941
Well, the grind never stops.
343
00:12:03,042 --> 00:12:04,710
So what are you doing, gay brother man?
344
00:12:04,810 --> 00:12:06,244
Still tearing it up at the, uh, AP?
345
00:12:06,345 --> 00:12:08,114
- The after-partay?
- [sighs]
346
00:12:08,214 --> 00:12:10,816
I'm sure Brooke is.
She loves this kind of stuff.
347
00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:13,086
She's probably having fun
around here somewhere.
348
00:12:17,490 --> 00:12:18,758
[toilet flushes]
349
00:12:18,858 --> 00:12:21,893
Well, um, this woman named Brittlyn
350
00:12:21,994 --> 00:12:24,797
wanted a photo with Chase,
but I guess whatever.
351
00:12:24,897 --> 00:12:26,866
Brittlyn? Oh, my God.
352
00:12:26,966 --> 00:12:28,301
That would have been huge for Chase.
353
00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,235
She's, like, the biggest
11-year-old on Instagram.
354
00:12:30,336 --> 00:12:33,038
Her makeup tutorials
are, like, next level.
355
00:12:33,139 --> 00:12:35,542
What? Brittlyn is 11?
356
00:12:35,642 --> 00:12:37,444
She looks like she's 30.
357
00:12:37,543 --> 00:12:40,279
Yeah, I said her makeup
tutorials are next level.
358
00:12:43,916 --> 00:12:46,786
Wow, you look like a princess.
359
00:12:46,885 --> 00:12:48,153
[soft laugh]
360
00:12:48,254 --> 00:12:50,123
I thought so too. [soft laugh]
361
00:12:50,222 --> 00:12:52,324
- You really do.
- Oh, my God, girl.
362
00:12:52,424 --> 00:12:54,259
I'm so happy to see you.
I swear to God, I feel like
363
00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:55,794
I'm the oldest person at this party.
364
00:12:55,894 --> 00:12:57,295
Oh, tell me about it.
365
00:12:57,395 --> 00:12:59,665
- I'm basically a dinosaur.
- Yeah.
366
00:12:59,765 --> 00:13:02,434
I just want to go home.
It's, like, way past my bedtime.
367
00:13:02,534 --> 00:13:03,601
Oh, totally.
368
00:13:03,702 --> 00:13:07,072
It's... too bad I can't go home,
369
00:13:07,172 --> 00:13:10,009
'cause I don't have one.
370
00:13:10,109 --> 00:13:12,445
- Oh, that's so sad.
- It's fine.
371
00:13:12,544 --> 00:13:14,646
Do you want to come to my house?
372
00:13:14,746 --> 00:13:16,915
Wait, really? Like, right now?
373
00:13:17,015 --> 00:13:19,752
Yeah, we could have a sleepover.
374
00:13:19,852 --> 00:13:21,486
- Okay! Yeah, I mean...
- [laughs]
375
00:13:21,586 --> 00:13:23,822
God, I haven't done
one of those since I was 10.
376
00:13:23,922 --> 00:13:25,457
Oh, me either.
377
00:13:25,557 --> 00:13:27,326
I just have to take a bath
before we go to bed.
378
00:13:27,426 --> 00:13:29,461
Okay, yeah. You know, do you, girl.
379
00:13:29,562 --> 00:13:32,632
It's not even like I want to.
It's like I have to.
380
00:13:38,538 --> 00:13:40,105
Wow.
381
00:13:40,206 --> 00:13:41,874
I mean, this place is amazing.
382
00:13:41,975 --> 00:13:43,475
Is it just you?
383
00:13:43,576 --> 00:13:45,344
No, my mom lives with me.
384
00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:48,314
But she's upstairs sleeping.
She's really old.
385
00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:50,182
Aww. That's so sweet of you.
386
00:13:50,283 --> 00:13:52,250
[soft laugh] Oh, thank you.
387
00:13:52,350 --> 00:13:54,485
I really needed another drink. [laughs]
388
00:13:54,586 --> 00:13:56,821
Mm. Wow!
389
00:13:56,922 --> 00:13:58,890
That's good. Can't even taste it.
390
00:13:58,990 --> 00:14:00,125
[slurps]
391
00:14:00,225 --> 00:14:02,095
Ah... [inhales sharply]
392
00:14:02,195 --> 00:14:03,930
- Uh, should I order food?
- Oh, yeah.
393
00:14:04,029 --> 00:14:06,999
I just want tater tots
with a side of ranch.
394
00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:10,369
Okay, literally,
that's exactly what I want.
395
00:14:10,469 --> 00:14:13,406
We are best friends.
We are going camping.
396
00:14:13,505 --> 00:14:16,475
Oh, I just went camping with my dad.
397
00:14:16,576 --> 00:14:18,677
Oh. Just the two of you?
398
00:14:18,777 --> 00:14:20,913
Yeah. We're super close.
399
00:14:21,013 --> 00:14:22,748
Oh. That's cool.
400
00:14:22,849 --> 00:14:27,420
Uh... [inhales] My dad's dead.
401
00:14:27,519 --> 00:14:28,653
He is?
402
00:14:28,754 --> 00:14:30,723
- Your dad died?
- Mm-hmm.
403
00:14:30,822 --> 00:14:33,658
Like, six... six months ago?
404
00:14:33,759 --> 00:14:36,395
Oh!
405
00:14:36,495 --> 00:14:38,641
Oh, no!
406
00:14:38,719 --> 00:14:43,023
[crying] Oh, no.
407
00:14:43,109 --> 00:14:44,705
Yeah.
408
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:45,770
It is sad.
409
00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,980
It's so sad!
410
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:51,450
[sobbing] Your daddy's dead!
411
00:14:51,549 --> 00:14:53,084
Oh, no!
412
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:55,553
My daddy's dead.
413
00:14:55,653 --> 00:14:58,223
- [crying]
- [crying] My daddy's dead.
414
00:14:59,321 --> 00:15:02,394
- [dance music playing]
- [cell phone buzzing]
415
00:15:02,494 --> 00:15:04,080
416
00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:05,262
Hello?
417
00:15:05,355 --> 00:15:07,057
Cary! Great news.
418
00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:09,435
The ad guys believed
you're a fan of the puss.
419
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:10,868
You got the part.
420
00:15:10,969 --> 00:15:13,605
Yes. Oh, my God.
421
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,107
Oh, this is so great.
422
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,807
Oh, I really needed this.
423
00:15:16,908 --> 00:15:19,244
Uh, and... and thank you
for dealing with this so late.
424
00:15:19,344 --> 00:15:21,847
I'm sure you're...
I'm sure you're at home by now.
425
00:15:21,947 --> 00:15:24,082
Oh, don't worry about me.
426
00:15:24,182 --> 00:15:25,484
- I'm always working.
- [phone beeps]
427
00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:28,086
- Hi, two bean burritos?
- You got it.
428
00:15:30,187 --> 00:15:32,923
[Indian Trap's "Look Like Monayyy"]
429
00:15:33,023 --> 00:15:35,126
430
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:39,063
'Cause I look like money
431
00:15:39,163 --> 00:15:42,066
432
00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:44,402
Lookin' like money
433
00:15:44,501 --> 00:15:46,204
Hundred dollar bills
434
00:15:46,304 --> 00:15:48,171
Got me stripping for my grill
435
00:15:48,273 --> 00:15:51,343
Yeah we look like money
436
00:15:51,442 --> 00:15:54,946
437
00:15:55,046 --> 00:15:59,017
Lookin' like money
438
00:15:59,116 --> 00:16:00,751
439
00:16:00,851 --> 00:16:03,721
[indistinct chatter]
440
00:16:03,822 --> 00:16:06,692
[club music playing]
441
00:16:06,792 --> 00:16:10,329
442
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:13,564
Wait, what? I booked the role?
443
00:16:13,664 --> 00:16:15,866
The main role?
444
00:16:15,966 --> 00:16:19,703
Wha... [laughs] Awesome.
445
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:22,440
Cha-ching!
446
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,879
Wait, wha... really?
447
00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:29,981
I booked the TV role?
448
00:16:30,081 --> 00:16:32,116
Wha... that is...
449
00:16:32,216 --> 00:16:33,518
Me, Cary Dubek?
450
00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:36,789
Who would've... who would've thought?
451
00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:40,725
[sighs]
452
00:16:43,695 --> 00:16:45,597
[slurping]
453
00:16:45,697 --> 00:16:47,932
I mean, at first,
I thought it was gonna be fun
454
00:16:48,033 --> 00:16:50,668
to see 50 dicks, but then I got to 8,
455
00:16:50,769 --> 00:16:54,773
and I was like, "Ugh!
This is exhausting!"
456
00:16:54,873 --> 00:16:57,109
Also, most dicks are gross.
457
00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:59,210
Ew, I never ever want to see one.
458
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:00,913
[laughs] I mean...
459
00:17:01,013 --> 00:17:03,014
not never, but...
460
00:17:03,113 --> 00:17:05,482
Hey, do you want to come up to my room?
461
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:08,285
I could show you some of my toys.
462
00:17:08,386 --> 00:17:09,854
You have toys?
463
00:17:09,955 --> 00:17:11,156
Yeah, I have a bunch of them.
464
00:17:11,255 --> 00:17:13,091
Maybe you and I could play with them?
465
00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:15,225
Okay. Yeah, great.
466
00:17:15,275 --> 00:17:16,637
- Kay.
- You go on ahead and I'll
467
00:17:16,682 --> 00:17:17,713
just... I'll catch up with you.
468
00:17:17,752 --> 00:17:18,805
- Okay.
- Okay.
469
00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:21,366
- Yeah.
- [chuckles]
470
00:17:21,466 --> 00:17:24,168
[softly] Oh, my God.
471
00:17:24,268 --> 00:17:27,538
"Play with toys"?
472
00:17:27,639 --> 00:17:30,341
This woman wants to have sex with me.
473
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,876
[club music playing]
474
00:17:31,976 --> 00:17:37,215
[line trilling]
475
00:17:37,314 --> 00:17:38,783
Hey, GB!
476
00:17:38,882 --> 00:17:40,818
Chase can't talk right now.
We're dying his tongue.
477
00:17:40,918 --> 00:17:42,454
Dying his tongue?
478
00:17:42,553 --> 00:17:44,022
Yeah, we're just trying to
get it a little pinker.
479
00:17:44,121 --> 00:17:45,789
You know, girls don't like
a pale tongue.
480
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:48,325
Well, uh, I was just calling
to tell Chase
481
00:17:48,426 --> 00:17:50,963
that, um, I... I booked that commercial.
482
00:17:51,062 --> 00:17:52,229
It's kind of a big deal.
483
00:17:52,330 --> 00:17:54,966
I think it's, like, $30,000.
484
00:17:55,065 --> 00:17:56,500
Whoa, 30K!
485
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:59,170
That's, like, 3 Instagrams for Chase.
486
00:17:59,271 --> 00:18:01,740
Wait. How much does he make from...
487
00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:02,975
[phone buzzing]
488
00:18:03,074 --> 00:18:05,043
Hold on a second.
489
00:18:05,142 --> 00:18:06,477
Cary, I have an emergency.
490
00:18:06,578 --> 00:18:08,446
Where are you? I'll come find you.
491
00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:10,215
- I'm in SoHo.
- What?
492
00:18:10,314 --> 00:18:13,051
Why does everyone keep leaving me?
493
00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:14,686
I didn't want to come to this.
494
00:18:14,785 --> 00:18:16,587
Okay, Cary, you know how
I've always prided myself
495
00:18:16,687 --> 00:18:18,523
on probably being bisexual?
496
00:18:18,622 --> 00:18:20,123
Well, I went home
with this girl Brittlyn
497
00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:21,659
who, you know, offered me
a place to crash
498
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:24,896
and now she wants to have sex and...
499
00:18:24,995 --> 00:18:26,831
I'm not into it.
500
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:30,168
I mean, am I a straight woman?
That is nothing anymore.
501
00:18:30,268 --> 00:18:31,635
Wait, Brittlyn?
502
00:18:31,735 --> 00:18:34,238
Is she wearing so much makeup?
503
00:18:34,339 --> 00:18:36,073
Yeah, I mean, it looks amazing.
504
00:18:36,174 --> 00:18:37,542
She should do tutorials.
505
00:18:37,641 --> 00:18:39,376
She doesn't want to have sex with you.
506
00:18:39,476 --> 00:18:40,945
- That's rude.
- [chuckles]
507
00:18:41,044 --> 00:18:43,782
She's, um, she's 11.
508
00:18:43,881 --> 00:18:46,150
You went home with an 11-year-old girl.
509
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,353
[dramatic suspense music]
510
00:18:48,453 --> 00:18:50,556
In this climate?
511
00:18:54,425 --> 00:18:56,127
15 minutes?
512
00:18:56,226 --> 00:18:57,594
Oh, hey.
513
00:18:57,696 --> 00:19:00,264
- Congrats on the part.
- Oh.
514
00:19:00,364 --> 00:19:02,400
Thanks. How'd you know?
515
00:19:02,501 --> 00:19:03,701
You were walking around the party,
516
00:19:03,801 --> 00:19:05,570
making a bunch of fake phone calls.
517
00:19:05,669 --> 00:19:08,005
Oh. No, no, no, those calls...
518
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:09,841
those calls you were hearing,
they were very real.
519
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,143
Those were real people
on the other line.
520
00:19:12,244 --> 00:19:14,044
[soft laugh]
It's okay, we've all done it.
521
00:19:14,145 --> 00:19:15,747
Yeah, I actually had to
522
00:19:15,847 --> 00:19:18,116
re-tape myself in the bathroom
just to get the part.
523
00:19:18,216 --> 00:19:20,385
Ew, I hate that. I always get, like,
524
00:19:20,485 --> 00:19:22,587
"Great, but can you do
it again, like, less gay?"
525
00:19:22,687 --> 00:19:25,122
It's like, "No. Fuck you.
Either cast me or don't."
526
00:19:25,223 --> 00:19:28,126
Yeah, no, uh, for me, it was...
527
00:19:28,225 --> 00:19:30,629
they just wanted it louder.
528
00:19:30,728 --> 00:19:33,064
Mm. Well.
529
00:19:33,165 --> 00:19:36,368
Congrats. And, uh, have a good night.
530
00:19:43,507 --> 00:19:47,311
[yawns] Morning!
531
00:19:47,410 --> 00:19:51,282
- Do I smell bacon?
- No.
532
00:19:51,381 --> 00:19:53,751
Sorry. Can I smell bacon?
533
00:19:53,851 --> 00:19:55,653
No, but
534
00:19:55,754 --> 00:19:58,923
I did make you something even better.
535
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:02,060
[gasps] Oh, my God!
536
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:04,629
Oh, Cary, the watermark looks so real.
537
00:20:04,728 --> 00:20:06,202
I know, right? I even gave you
538
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:08,202
a little glamour mole, 'cause
I know you've always wanted one.
539
00:20:08,264 --> 00:20:10,788
- Aw, it's perfect.
- [chuckles]
540
00:20:11,968 --> 00:20:14,871
- Hey, sister roomie.
- [soft laugh]
541
00:20:14,972 --> 00:20:16,975
Hey!
542
00:20:19,910 --> 00:20:23,247
Okay, I'm gonna email this
to all my Ohio friends.
543
00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,249
[clears throat] "Hey, girlies.
544
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:28,253
"Long time, no talk.
We should really hang soon.
545
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,554
"Maybe camping?
546
00:20:30,655 --> 00:20:35,160
Anyway, how are you?
I'm doing see attached."
547
00:20:35,260 --> 00:20:38,229
Oh, my God, they are
going to be so jealous.
548
00:20:38,329 --> 00:20:41,264
It's insane. Send.
549
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:43,568
And so I ask you, Governor,
why is it that
550
00:20:43,668 --> 00:20:45,402
five years later, the people of Flint
551
00:20:45,503 --> 00:20:47,563
still do not have clean drinking water?
552
00:20:47,633 --> 00:20:49,703
- [cell phone buzzes, chimes]
- Sorry.
553
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:56,747
I think this girl I grew up with
got married at a movie premiere?
554
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,814
I think she also grew a new mole.
555
00:20:58,872 --> 00:20:59,940
Anyway.
556
00:20:59,984 --> 00:21:02,553
I actually did
a lot of theater in college.
557
00:21:02,654 --> 00:21:05,423
Um, yeah, I was weirdly in a main stage
558
00:21:05,523 --> 00:21:08,426
my freshman year, which was
sort of a big deal.
559
00:21:08,525 --> 00:21:10,594
Um, yeah, and this was
the theater school
560
00:21:10,695 --> 00:21:12,429
where Patrick Wilson's cousin went.
561
00:21:12,530 --> 00:21:14,668
I... I didn't know him, but...
562
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:17,105
We really had to produce an actual event
563
00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:19,061
- and then shoot at it.
- [Male Voice] Hold.
564
00:21:19,108 --> 00:21:20,810
I... quit.
565
00:21:20,835 --> 00:21:22,982
[upbeat music]
566
00:21:23,007 --> 00:21:25,842
Hey everybody, welcome to
The Other Show, I'm Sarah.
567
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:27,034
And I'm Chris.
568
00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:28,368
And we're here talking about episode two
569
00:21:28,369 --> 00:21:30,671
of The Other Two with Drew and Helene.
570
00:21:30,672 --> 00:21:32,115
- Yay!
- Hi!
571
00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:34,341
[everyone talking over each other] Hello.
572
00:21:34,342 --> 00:21:37,044
So this episode is
Chase Goes To A Premiere.
573
00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:38,879
Hey cuties, I'm about
to hit the red carpet
574
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:39,880
with my manager, Streeter.
575
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:41,148
Say what's up, Streeter.
576
00:21:41,149 --> 00:21:42,649
Wazzup!
577
00:21:42,650 --> 00:21:44,384
So this episode, a lot
of our season takes place
578
00:21:44,385 --> 00:21:47,221
at big events for Chase and
this is the first one of those
579
00:21:47,222 --> 00:21:49,623
where we had to produce a movie premiere
580
00:21:49,624 --> 00:21:51,325
and then we shot our episode at it.
581
00:21:51,326 --> 00:21:52,860
It was unbelievable.
582
00:21:52,861 --> 00:21:54,228
We just wanted it to feel legitimate,
583
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:56,864
Because we wanted to
help legitimize Chase
584
00:21:56,865 --> 00:21:59,967
and the world that these
two doofs are entering.
585
00:21:59,968 --> 00:22:02,669
You know how like in
real life, you're gay?
586
00:22:02,670 --> 00:22:03,708
Yes.
587
00:22:03,733 --> 00:22:06,473
Well, the Ad guys loved
that, in fact one of the guys
588
00:22:06,474 --> 00:22:09,465
wanted me to tell you that
his brother is also gay.
589
00:22:09,490 --> 00:22:10,437
Cool?
590
00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:11,845
[Agent] But the thing is,
591
00:22:11,846 --> 00:22:14,081
they think that the
character is straight.
592
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:15,749
More than 12 years ago
I went in for an audition,
593
00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:17,384
I don't even know what it was for,
594
00:22:17,385 --> 00:22:19,319
but all I had to do,
I didn't have any lines,
595
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:22,890
I just had to pantomime
laying fertilizer.
596
00:22:22,891 --> 00:22:25,993
I just had to mime laying
fertilizer and say no lines,
597
00:22:25,994 --> 00:22:27,240
and then when I was done they were like,
598
00:22:27,265 --> 00:22:28,396
"That was great, that was great."
599
00:22:28,421 --> 00:22:30,397
So I think this is sort of like,
600
00:22:30,398 --> 00:22:32,933
a suburban guy, think he's got a wife,
601
00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:35,102
so I was trying to get a little more,
602
00:22:35,103 --> 00:22:37,070
basically saying a little straighter
603
00:22:37,071 --> 00:22:38,746
- [Drew laughs]
- without saying it, and I was like,
604
00:22:38,771 --> 00:22:41,690
how do I mime laying
fertilizer straighter?
605
00:22:41,715 --> 00:22:44,426
Though, I can see it was
probably pretty gay.
606
00:22:44,451 --> 00:22:45,351
[everyone laughs]
607
00:22:45,376 --> 00:22:47,080
So I was like, what do I do?
608
00:22:47,081 --> 00:22:49,683
So then I just did it again
but I was sort of like...
609
00:22:49,684 --> 00:22:51,184
[Chris grunts repeatedly]
610
00:22:51,185 --> 00:22:55,122
And I just coughed and cleared
my throat because I was like,
611
00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:58,792
I guess a straight person would
cough more while he did it.
612
00:22:58,793 --> 00:23:00,460
And then I got it and I've
been in those commercials
613
00:23:00,461 --> 00:23:01,895
for years, you've seen it.
614
00:23:01,896 --> 00:23:03,430
[everyone laughs]
615
00:23:03,431 --> 00:23:05,532
It's played for comedy that
you had to re-shoot this
616
00:23:05,533 --> 00:23:07,155
audition and do it less gay...
617
00:23:07,179 --> 00:23:08,560
- Yeah.
- ...but then at the very end
618
00:23:08,585 --> 00:23:11,572
where you feel guilty that you
allowed yourself to do that.
619
00:23:11,573 --> 00:23:15,520
Yeah, you kinda see
Cary sort of dealing with
620
00:23:15,577 --> 00:23:18,378
internalized homophobia at the end
621
00:23:18,379 --> 00:23:20,215
- with the waiter being like,
- Yeah.
622
00:23:20,239 --> 00:23:21,465
he's... he's like...
623
00:23:21,490 --> 00:23:25,682
oh, no, no, no, for me it was
just, they wanted it louder,
624
00:23:25,707 --> 00:23:26,782
you know, and like...
625
00:23:26,807 --> 00:23:27,921
I've dealt with that in real life,
626
00:23:27,922 --> 00:23:30,924
you know, where you're self-hatey.
627
00:23:30,925 --> 00:23:34,494
Being a queer actor,
you're trying to get,
628
00:23:34,495 --> 00:23:38,665
navigate this world that's
a very difficult area
629
00:23:38,666 --> 00:23:41,134
that you make missteps
in and it's like...
630
00:23:41,135 --> 00:23:42,970
Well, it's like, what do
other people want you be?
631
00:23:42,971 --> 00:23:46,106
But then regardless of what
they want, will I allow myself
632
00:23:46,107 --> 00:23:48,731
to change because of
what I think people want?
633
00:23:48,756 --> 00:23:50,942
Yeah. I feel for Cary. I feel like...
634
00:23:51,020 --> 00:23:52,779
to talk about the characters, you know.
635
00:23:52,780 --> 00:23:53,981
I feel for Cary.
636
00:23:54,005 --> 00:23:55,182
But it's like, you know...
637
00:23:55,183 --> 00:23:56,793
He's in like a tough, you know,
638
00:23:56,817 --> 00:23:58,417
because you're like,
oh, I need this money,
639
00:23:58,738 --> 00:23:59,845
Totally, totally.
640
00:23:59,870 --> 00:24:02,956
I'm gonna throw myself out the window.
641
00:24:02,957 --> 00:24:05,192
No, I like that it never
occurred to him when his agent
642
00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:06,527
was like, do it again, less gay.
643
00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:07,861
He's like, okay, that's
what you gotta do
644
00:24:07,862 --> 00:24:09,696
- and then you're like, oh, duh.
- Yeah.
645
00:24:09,697 --> 00:24:12,132
- [Chris groans] It is...
- Yeah.
646
00:24:12,133 --> 00:24:13,367
- ...rough.
- Yeah.
647
00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:14,945
It's so sad!
648
00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:17,771
Your daddy's...
649
00:24:17,772 --> 00:24:18,972
dead!
650
00:24:18,973 --> 00:24:20,841
[Brylyn weeps] Oh, no!
651
00:24:20,842 --> 00:24:21,776
My daddy's dead?
652
00:24:21,777 --> 00:24:23,043
Kate Simses plays Brylyn.
653
00:24:23,044 --> 00:24:24,878
We really, going into casting,
654
00:24:24,879 --> 00:24:26,780
couldn't tell if we should cast young
655
00:24:26,781 --> 00:24:28,749
and make them look older or cast older
656
00:24:28,750 --> 00:24:31,218
and just be like, they're 11.
657
00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:33,387
I guess we didn't know what
was gonna work comedically.
658
00:24:33,388 --> 00:24:35,789
Kate made me laugh so hard,
659
00:24:35,790 --> 00:24:37,391
it was so hard to keep a straight face
660
00:24:37,392 --> 00:24:39,059
when she was going into like,
661
00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:42,229
bursting into tears
about my daddy being dead
662
00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:45,766
and her face was just so,
like she was so deeply,
663
00:24:45,767 --> 00:24:50,003
and even in-between takes,
Kate is such a sweet person
664
00:24:50,004 --> 00:24:52,639
that the whole picture
was just unbelievable.
665
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,309
Yeah, because the idea of
that character is very broad
666
00:24:55,310 --> 00:24:57,244
or almost sketchy so we were trying
667
00:24:57,245 --> 00:24:58,679
to make sure it's still grounded,
668
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,348
but she was so good and like,
669
00:25:01,349 --> 00:25:04,551
so funny but still real even
though it was so preposterous.
670
00:25:04,552 --> 00:25:05,786
She's great, I loved her.
671
00:25:05,787 --> 00:25:07,922
- Brooke, thank God.
- Here.
672
00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:09,790
This party is not fun.
673
00:25:09,791 --> 00:25:10,891
Yes, it is.
674
00:25:10,892 --> 00:25:12,392
I'm having fun.
675
00:25:12,393 --> 00:25:15,429
This episode also has my
favorite unspoken joke in it,
676
00:25:15,430 --> 00:25:18,732
which is: you get
drinks for you and Cary
677
00:25:18,733 --> 00:25:21,869
and you guys meet back
together and you give him
678
00:25:21,870 --> 00:25:24,771
the little pink martini glass
and you drink the whiskey,
679
00:25:24,772 --> 00:25:27,875
which is what Chris and I do
and we often order those things
680
00:25:27,876 --> 00:25:29,343
and then get delivered them opposite
681
00:25:29,344 --> 00:25:31,111
and then we silently switch.
682
00:25:31,112 --> 00:25:34,915
[Male Voice] Ho ho, great party, dude.
683
00:25:34,916 --> 00:25:36,750
It is a great party.
684
00:25:36,751 --> 00:25:38,185
Glad you're having fun, man.
685
00:25:38,186 --> 00:25:39,620
[Male Voice] Oh, I'm...
686
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:42,089
No, no, I'm uh...
687
00:25:42,090 --> 00:25:43,857
I'm auditioning for a commercial.
688
00:25:43,858 --> 00:25:46,360
The fun thing about
that fart commercial is
689
00:25:46,361 --> 00:25:47,961
this is the third time it's been written
690
00:25:47,962 --> 00:25:50,528
because we tried it
twice at SNL as a sketch.
691
00:25:50,553 --> 00:25:53,100
- Yeah.
- We tried it once with Paul Rudd
692
00:25:53,101 --> 00:25:54,768
and once with Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
693
00:25:54,769 --> 00:25:55,969
It went really well at the table
694
00:25:55,970 --> 00:25:58,539
and then at dress rehearsal it ate shit.
695
00:25:58,540 --> 00:25:59,773
Died.
696
00:25:59,774 --> 00:26:01,808
Because the whole sketch was predicated
697
00:26:01,809 --> 00:26:04,269
on him making very small fart smells,
698
00:26:04,294 --> 00:26:05,979
- Right.
- so it's very subtle and small and just
699
00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:08,382
a huge audience, it's not gonna work.
700
00:26:08,383 --> 00:26:09,783
- Yeah.
- And then we were like, well,
701
00:26:09,784 --> 00:26:10,984
we'll try it again with
Julia Louis-Dreyfus,
702
00:26:10,985 --> 00:26:12,786
and it got pulled, it didn't work again.
703
00:26:12,787 --> 00:26:15,290
And we were like, you know what?
You know what this is missing?
704
00:26:15,291 --> 00:26:16,790
Drew Tarver.
705
00:26:16,791 --> 00:26:17,859
[everyone talking over each other]
706
00:26:17,884 --> 00:26:20,453
Julia couldn't make it.
Paul Rudd couldn't make it work.
707
00:26:20,478 --> 00:26:24,000
[Drew] I make it work.
708
00:26:24,062 --> 00:26:26,343
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