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Buckle up, girls.
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There's a sexy new singer in
town, and guess what.
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He just turned 13.
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His homemade music video
"I Wanna Marry U At Recess"
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has racked up 22 million views
in just three days.
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Some in the music industry
are already calling him
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the next big white kid.
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And that's why we are so
lucky to have him in the studio
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with us today for his first-ever
live TV interview.
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Please welcome ChaseDreams
and his mother Pat.
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- Hi, guys.
- Good to have you
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- with us today.
- Well, thank you so much
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- for having us.
- Well, of course.
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So walk us through this, okay?
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Did you always want to be a
famous singer?
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I actually never really sang before.
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I just made this one video for fun,
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and I guess lots of people liked it.
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- Yeah, they sure did.
- Sure did, yeah.
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So, Mom, does this kind of
talent run in the family?
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You have other kids, right?
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Yes, his older brother Cary
is an actor here
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in New York City.
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- He's really good.
- Oh, wow.
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What kind of work does he do?
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Hi, I'm Cary Dubek, and
I'm reading for the role
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of "Man At Party Who Smells Fart".
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[clears throat]
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[chuckles]
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Great party.
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- Thank you.
- Okay, great.
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Let's go again, but this time,
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I think the fart is just bigger
and better.
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Does that make sense?
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Yeah.
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So, Chase, you're only 13 years old.
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It's incredible to be so
talented at such a young age.
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Well, actually, Kathie Lee,
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that's kind of normal in our family.
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- Oh.
- My oldest, Brooke,
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was actually a professional dancer
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when she was Chase's age.
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That's big.
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So what's she doing now?
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Um...
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[alarm beeping]
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[groans]
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[Le1f's "Wut"]
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Ehh.
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Came through in the clutch
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Stomping like I'm up in Louboutins
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Boys they wanna paint me
like I'm canvas
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To do sumi on
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I hate bottled water but
whatever I'm pouring Evian
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I'm the kind of john closet
dudes wanna go steady on
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Toss my gems up raise the
bar young phenomenon
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I make a kamikaze kamikaze
wanna firebomb
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I'm da bomb diggity, got ya
moms feelin me
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So this is... [indistinct]
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About 4,000 square feet, lots of...
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Brooke, what are you doing up here?
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Just getting ready to show
this apartment to mister...
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Global Biofund, LLC.
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Oh.
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[laughter]
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All right, you have to tell us,
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how did you come up with that
fantastic name ChaseDreams?
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- It's great.
- We love that.
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Well, I actually have that phrase
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on a decorative rock in my bathroom.
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Of course you do.
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But it also means, like,
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how it's important to chase dreams.
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- Wow.
- Wow, like, literally.
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My family taught me that,
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how you've got to live life to
the fullest,
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'cause you never know when it's
all gonna be over,
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so you've just got to chase dreams.
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BOTH: [sigh]
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I-I-I'm a winner
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How's everything tasting?
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Good. Good. I've been here.
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I've been here. Everything's good?
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Hi. Everything's good? I never left.
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Hey, you guys finished? I didn't leave.
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Cary.
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Hey, Vishant, been here the whole time.
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I need to tell you something.
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Can you go get... the other one?
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The other...
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gay waiter?
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Sure, yeah.
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[clears throat]
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Curtis.
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God, I'm already not into
whatever this is.
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- Yeah.
- Hi, Vishant.
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I wanted you both to know
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last night at my home
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my wife and I watched
"Brokeback Mountain".
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Uh-oh.
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I didn't like it.
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But I watched it.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Thank you.
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You are an ally.
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- We'll see you at Pride.
- Yes.
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- Thank you, Vishant.
- Wear that suit.
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We love that suit and those heavy shoes.
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Mm-hmm. Oh, I'm glad you're back.
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Because I have something
important to ask.
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- Will you marry me at recess?
- Oh, my God.
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For the record, I'm very happy for him.
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Mm-hmm, am I supposed to
believe that read.
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I'm very happy for him.
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- That's too big of a smile.
- Mm-hmm.
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How was your audition?
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Oh, fine.
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I mean, I just... I wish...
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I wish I was auditioning for
cooler stuff by now.
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All right, first of all,
don't knock commercials, okay?
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I once dated a guy; he did one
Nasonex bee commercial.
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And after three dates, he
bought me this.
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Oh, I'm not wearing it right
now, but it's this big, ugly,
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disgusting ring, and I love it.
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Great. Well, what went wrong?
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Oh, he always had tiny little
balls of toilet paper
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stuck in his butt hole.
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Okay, that's...
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Oh, no one who works here, ma'am.
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We all have very clean butt holes.
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I handled it.
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My friends think I'm crazy
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But I was thinking maybe
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I wanna marry you at recess
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Brooke, what are you doing?
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I'm undercover.
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Employees aren't allowed to use the gym.
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They're also not allowed to
squat in empty apartments.
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I have to.
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- I broke up with Lance.
- Oh, no, not Lance.
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Lance was so hot.
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When he was 25, but now he's 30.
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And he still says, "Damn, Daniel".
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But isn't he, like, a shoe
designer or something now?
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- That's cool.
- No.
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No, he has ideas for shoes, and
then he draws them
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and then shows them to me, and
I'm like, "Maybe".
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And he's had the same day job
for six years.
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Bitch, so have we.
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Yeah, but starting today, I'm
gonna find my passion.
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I'm gonna...
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I'm gonna chase dreams.
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Oh.
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Oh, this is because of your brother.
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I mean, like, I can do
anything, you know?
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Like, the world is my oyster.
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Jo, I'm gonna try oysters.
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But this is because of a small child.
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I just want to make sure I'm clear.
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I've got to go to JFK.
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The new guy I started seeing
just landed.
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You're meeting him at the airport?
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Yeah, 'cause he's hot,
and he has a real job.
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I've got to get back out there.
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I have seen one dick in four years.
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This summer, I'm gonna see 50 dicks.
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- Ew.
- No.
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It's empowering.
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Honey, are you sure you
can't come have lunch?
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We're in Times Square at the Candy Bar.
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No, I can't Mom.
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I have that acting job, remember?
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Ooh, that reminds me.
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Chase just signed with a big,
fancy manager.
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He did?
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- Off of that one song?
- Yep.
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You know, at first I thought
maybe it was the same guy
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as your manager.
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No, mine's dead.
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Remember he killed himself in
Union Square?
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Oh, yeah, how terrible.
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Yeah, well, this one is
definitely alive,
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and when I asked, he said he
didn't know you,
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but you can meet him at dinner tonight.
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Okay, that sounds great.
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I have to go, Mom. I have work, okay?
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Okay, and don't forget you and Brooke
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are gonna stay with us at the
hotel tonight, okay?
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Yes, that's great.
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- That sounds really good.
- Kathie Lee paid for it...
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- Oh, cool.
- My new best friend,
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mother of Cassidy and Cody.
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Yeah, I know who she is.
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We're two moms with a lot of
things in common.
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Yeah, you both have kids. Okay.
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And Agnes de Mille died in that
building there.
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Or the one next to it.
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But even though she's dead,
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the spirit of dance lives on in
New York City,
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even when you least expect it.
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[upbeat music]
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Gotta grab hold of life
with all of my might
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Like each moment just might
be my last
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Leave my worries behind
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Leave it all in the past
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Success is my vice
and I'm loading the dice
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For the perfect roll every day
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Make it here
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Make it now
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Make it all come my way
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I've got so much to live for
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Today
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Hey, there.
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Hey.
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I've got 45 minutes till my next flight.
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Perfect. I hope you're hungry.
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What? No, I don't have time to eat.
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I've got 45 minutes.
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Oh, no, no. I meant hungry for...
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Oh, your pussy?
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Yes,
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my... pussy.
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Sorry. Yeah, I thought you meant, like,
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a burger or fries or, like, hot
dog or a taco...
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- No.
- Or burritos or ice cream
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or something like that.
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Yeah, I'm hungry for your pussy.
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- Okay.
- Yeah, let's chow down.
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[chuckles]
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Shit.
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So, Chase, Hoda and I have
heard that you are already
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quite the hit with the ladies.
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Yes, they are nice.
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But as I always say,
I'm the original dreamer.
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That's right, 'cause she is the one
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who gave me a dream to chase.
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You should put that in your next song.
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Oh, yes.
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Oh, they said other people
are writing my next song.
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Well, anyway, our sincere
apologies to our girl
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Kerry Washington, 'cause we ended up
going along with Chase.
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- So sorry, Kerry...
- They bumped Kerry Washington?
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What is happening?
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- What's up, roomie?
- Oh, hey.
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You want me to start this over?
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"Survivor: Heroes versus Villains".
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That's okay; I've already seen this one,
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like, seven years ago.
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Best finale ever, right?
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Yeah, very good.
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[clears throat]
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[heartbeat thumping]
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I don't know how you still
watch this show.
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I mean, there's too many
close-ups of feet
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with bug bites.
259
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[chuckles] You're funny.
260
00:09:38,047 --> 00:09:39,446
[heartbeat thumping]
261
00:09:46,756 --> 00:09:49,589
[heartbeat thumping rapidly]
262
00:09:52,394 --> 00:09:54,261
Mmm.
263
00:09:54,329 --> 00:09:56,596
- Mm-mm-mm.
- Mmm.
264
00:09:56,666 --> 00:10:00,034
- [phone buzzing]
- Oh, sorry, gotta run.
265
00:10:00,102 --> 00:10:02,102
Oh, that... no.
266
00:10:02,171 --> 00:10:05,505
I'll be back at JFK for 70
minutes on Thursday.
267
00:10:05,574 --> 00:10:07,440
- Oh.
- Maybe I can meet you
268
00:10:07,509 --> 00:10:08,942
at the baggage carousel bathroom
269
00:10:09,011 --> 00:10:10,711
and kiss you on the lips,
270
00:10:10,780 --> 00:10:12,546
your, uh, private lips.
271
00:10:12,614 --> 00:10:15,315
Bleh. Uh, listen, Jeff.
272
00:10:15,384 --> 00:10:18,017
As gorgeous as that just sounded,
273
00:10:18,086 --> 00:10:20,554
I think we should just move on,
you know.
274
00:10:20,622 --> 00:10:24,023
We're both busy, you with work,
and me with my quest
275
00:10:24,092 --> 00:10:26,326
to chase dreams.
276
00:10:26,395 --> 00:10:30,430
- Mm.
- But you are a great guy.
277
00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:32,699
And I'm sure you're an even
better pilot.
278
00:10:32,767 --> 00:10:34,301
I'm a flight attendant.
279
00:10:34,369 --> 00:10:35,335
What?
280
00:10:35,404 --> 00:10:36,403
Yeah, I'm not a pilot.
281
00:10:36,471 --> 00:10:38,171
I'm a flight attendant.
282
00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:39,839
Can I tell people that you were a pilot?
283
00:10:39,908 --> 00:10:41,174
What's wrong with being a
flight attendant?
284
00:10:41,243 --> 00:10:43,210
Nothing. It's just you're not gay.
285
00:10:43,278 --> 00:10:44,344
That's homophobic.
286
00:10:44,413 --> 00:10:46,179
No, it's not. I have a gay brother.
287
00:10:46,248 --> 00:10:48,448
Yeah, no dur. Everybody does.
288
00:10:48,517 --> 00:10:51,550
Hey, so this has been really,
really fun.
289
00:10:51,619 --> 00:10:52,651
Mm.
290
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:53,919
You know how to see yourself out?
291
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,321
Yeah, I just open the door,
and I walk out.
292
00:10:55,389 --> 00:10:56,879
Yeah.
293
00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:03,581
Okay.
294
00:11:03,629 --> 00:11:05,431
It's been a long time coming mommy
295
00:11:05,491 --> 00:11:06,636
I'm on a roll
296
00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:08,767
[indistinct]
...coming with a fat bankroll
297
00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:11,970
Slammin' them with a whole
lot of attitude
298
00:11:14,342 --> 00:11:16,342
[clears throat]
299
00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,546
I think I'm gonna take a nap.
300
00:11:23,484 --> 00:11:25,250
Um, do you, uh,
301
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:28,153
do you want me to lay with you or...
302
00:11:28,222 --> 00:11:29,687
[chuckles] Well, that might be weird.
303
00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,056
- Yeah.
- Since we're just roommates.
304
00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,924
- Yeah, no.
- And I'm straight, so...
305
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:34,860
Yeah, yeah, you know, I know.
306
00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:36,594
But we're cool, right, dude?
307
00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:38,496
Oh, yeah. No, no, no, we're cool.
308
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:39,631
We're cool, cool, cool, cool.
309
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,199
Yeah, fo sho, fo sho.
310
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,634
Yeah, all right, cool, cool.
311
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,469
My playa.
312
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,372
All right, um, I'm gonna take a nap too.
313
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,241
[clears throat] I'm pretty tired.
314
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,143
It's been a long time coming mommy
315
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,477
I'm on a roll
316
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,812
[indistinct] ...coming with a fat
317
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:56,347
[snoring]
318
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:59,349
[gentle piano music]
319
00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:06,490
320
00:12:12,865 --> 00:12:16,300
[sighs]
321
00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:19,270
[airplane engine roaring]
322
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:26,376
323
00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:36,353
What?
324
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:37,587
God, I mean, maybe he is straight.
325
00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:40,356
No, okay, he's initiating this stuff.
326
00:12:40,425 --> 00:12:42,792
Plus, I can feel his boner
through his shorts.
327
00:12:42,861 --> 00:12:45,728
Well, what kind of shorts?
328
00:12:45,797 --> 00:12:49,065
Red mesh basketball shorts.
329
00:12:49,134 --> 00:12:50,166
I'm sorry.
330
00:12:50,235 --> 00:12:52,969
Ugh, I mean, he does bring girls over
331
00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:56,439
to the place sometimes, and he
still watches "Survivor,"
332
00:12:56,507 --> 00:12:57,440
which is, like...
333
00:12:57,508 --> 00:12:58,641
BOTH: Violently straight.
334
00:12:58,709 --> 00:12:59,745
But I don't know.
335
00:12:59,817 --> 00:13:03,279
I think he's bisexual,
because it's not 2010 anymore.
336
00:13:03,348 --> 00:13:05,614
Those people are real now. They exist.
337
00:13:05,683 --> 00:13:07,383
Yeah, I mean, I'm basically bisexual.
338
00:13:07,452 --> 00:13:08,384
No, you're not.
339
00:13:08,453 --> 00:13:10,253
You just dress up for Pride.
340
00:13:10,322 --> 00:13:11,987
Okay, whatever.
341
00:13:12,056 --> 00:13:16,892
Listen, Cary, hey, I love you,
but you've got to stop this.
342
00:13:16,961 --> 00:13:18,894
You need to try being in a real
relationship,
343
00:13:18,963 --> 00:13:20,495
like what me and Lance had.
344
00:13:20,564 --> 00:13:22,797
You and Lance didn't [bleep] for a year.
345
00:13:22,867 --> 00:13:25,901
That's just because he dabbed
all the time.
346
00:13:25,970 --> 00:13:27,002
Whatever.
347
00:13:27,071 --> 00:13:28,103
Tonight's all about ChaseDreams.
348
00:13:28,172 --> 00:13:31,907
I do not want to talk about...
349
00:13:31,976 --> 00:13:33,242
Lance?
350
00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:35,346
Hell yeah.
351
00:13:37,003 --> 00:13:39,323
Lance, what are you doing here?
352
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,494
And why is your finger broken?
353
00:13:41,534 --> 00:13:43,809
Oh, turns out I can't do a backflip.
354
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:46,113
Brookie, hi.
355
00:13:46,182 --> 00:13:47,281
Of course I invited Lance.
356
00:13:47,350 --> 00:13:48,549
He's your boyfriend.
357
00:13:48,618 --> 00:13:50,852
And my Care Bear.
358
00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:53,454
Mom, love the ensemble.
359
00:13:53,523 --> 00:13:56,757
Thank you. It's from the Candy Bar.
360
00:13:56,826 --> 00:13:58,257
No, I meant the jacket.
361
00:13:58,326 --> 00:14:00,360
Yeah, Candy Bar.
362
00:14:00,428 --> 00:14:01,394
Wow.
363
00:14:01,463 --> 00:14:02,996
So, guys, we're just right back here.
364
00:14:03,064 --> 00:14:06,867
Cary was kind enough to get us
the VIP table.
365
00:14:06,935 --> 00:14:09,803
So, Lance, are you still at Foot Locker?
366
00:14:09,872 --> 00:14:11,738
No, he's at Google now.
367
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:14,240
Hey, hey, hey, these the sibs?
368
00:14:14,309 --> 00:14:15,441
I think so.
369
00:14:15,511 --> 00:14:18,244
This is Chase's new manager.
370
00:14:18,313 --> 00:14:19,245
Streeter.
371
00:14:19,314 --> 00:14:20,881
I've heard so much about you two.
372
00:14:20,949 --> 00:14:22,215
Whoo, I mean,
373
00:14:22,283 --> 00:14:24,183
but I promise you I will take
care of your little bro.
374
00:14:24,252 --> 00:14:25,184
Yeah, sure.
375
00:14:25,253 --> 00:14:26,452
He's a special dude.
376
00:14:26,522 --> 00:14:28,889
He's... he's talented, yet he's humble,
377
00:14:28,957 --> 00:14:32,458
also sexy, but he's a businessman.
378
00:14:32,528 --> 00:14:35,061
He's 13, but an icon.
379
00:14:35,130 --> 00:14:37,763
And girls are horny for him,
yet they respect him,
380
00:14:37,832 --> 00:14:38,998
and he respects them.
381
00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:40,833
He respects everyone.
382
00:14:40,902 --> 00:14:43,503
He is everything...
383
00:14:43,571 --> 00:14:46,305
to me.
384
00:14:46,374 --> 00:14:47,981
He's my best friend.
385
00:14:51,176 --> 00:14:54,013
Well, it's very nice to meet
all of what you are.
386
00:14:54,081 --> 00:14:56,448
Cary, Cary, come.
387
00:14:56,517 --> 00:14:59,484
Hey, Vishant, I'm actually...
I'm not working tonight.
388
00:14:59,554 --> 00:15:00,819
I just...
389
00:15:00,888 --> 00:15:04,523
I wanted you to know I saw
another gay film today.
390
00:15:04,592 --> 00:15:07,259
It had way more sex than
"Brokeback Mountain".
391
00:15:07,327 --> 00:15:09,294
But I think I liked it better.
392
00:15:09,363 --> 00:15:13,465
It was called "Cody Rides Tristan".
393
00:15:13,534 --> 00:15:15,805
I think that was a porn, Vishant.
394
00:15:15,844 --> 00:15:16,936
[glass dinging]
395
00:15:17,004 --> 00:15:20,105
I just want to say thank you
all so very much
396
00:15:20,174 --> 00:15:22,640
for coming to celebrate Chase's big day.
397
00:15:22,709 --> 00:15:24,075
Wait. Where is Chase?
398
00:15:24,143 --> 00:15:26,377
Oh, yeah, that's my B.
399
00:15:26,546 --> 00:15:28,980
I biffed it right out of the gate.
400
00:15:29,049 --> 00:15:30,582
What happened?
401
00:15:30,650 --> 00:15:32,450
I just wanted to get his
little body jacked up
402
00:15:32,518 --> 00:15:34,452
for the Kids Choice Awards.
403
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:37,956
He's presenting Best Kiss next
month with Meghan Trainor.
404
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:38,957
- Ha.
- Yeah.
405
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,024
- He is?
- Yeah.
406
00:15:40,093 --> 00:15:41,859
So I told him he can only have, like,
407
00:15:41,928 --> 00:15:45,830
a dozen raw eggs for lunch,
and he's lying on the floor
408
00:15:45,899 --> 00:15:47,298
back at the hotel room on a tarp.
409
00:15:47,366 --> 00:15:48,733
Damn, Daniel.
410
00:15:48,802 --> 00:15:50,267
- No.
- No, no.
411
00:15:50,336 --> 00:15:52,604
- No, no.
- That's done.
412
00:15:52,672 --> 00:15:55,573
But we can still celebrate my
children who are here.
413
00:15:55,642 --> 00:15:58,275
Because I'm equally proud
of both of you.
414
00:15:58,344 --> 00:16:02,045
To my Care Bear, who's working
so hard at becoming an actor.
415
00:16:02,115 --> 00:16:03,481
- Oh.
- I am an actor now, Mom.
416
00:16:03,549 --> 00:16:04,748
I'm... I'm acting.
417
00:16:04,817 --> 00:16:07,084
And Brookie, my little dancing queen.
418
00:16:07,153 --> 00:16:08,352
I haven't danced in 12 years.
419
00:16:08,421 --> 00:16:12,990
And Lance, America's next top
shoe designer.
420
00:16:13,058 --> 00:16:14,458
Thank you. You know what?
421
00:16:14,527 --> 00:16:16,293
I actually came up with three
new ideas for shoes today.
422
00:16:16,362 --> 00:16:18,496
One: laces on the bottom.
423
00:16:18,564 --> 00:16:20,731
Two: shoes but invisible.
424
00:16:20,799 --> 00:16:23,100
Three: edible shoes.
425
00:16:23,169 --> 00:16:25,068
Wait, I'm sorry, so you just
walk around in the shoes
426
00:16:25,138 --> 00:16:26,837
all day and then eat them?
427
00:16:26,905 --> 00:16:28,339
- Hell yeah if you're hungry.
- Oh, my God.
428
00:16:28,407 --> 00:16:29,840
I wish it was still okay to say
"retarded".
429
00:16:29,908 --> 00:16:33,676
Ho, no, wait, mamacita,
ChaseDream loves all people
430
00:16:33,745 --> 00:16:35,411
of all mental faculties.
431
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:37,780
- Jesus Christ.
- Yes, even Jesus Christ.
432
00:16:37,849 --> 00:16:39,449
Oh, my God, Mom, I broke up with Lance.
433
00:16:39,518 --> 00:16:41,917
- What?
- Yes, two weeks ago.
434
00:16:41,986 --> 00:16:43,353
Oh, honey.
435
00:16:43,421 --> 00:16:45,555
- Are you doing okay?
- Yes, I'm great.
436
00:16:45,624 --> 00:16:47,257
I'm way better than I was before.
437
00:16:47,325 --> 00:16:49,025
- No offense, Lance.
- What?
438
00:16:49,093 --> 00:16:50,993
'Cause I finally get
to figure out what it is
439
00:16:51,062 --> 00:16:52,195
that I want to do with my life.
440
00:16:52,264 --> 00:16:54,997
I already decided that I'm
gonna see 50...
441
00:16:55,066 --> 00:16:56,098
- States.
- States.
442
00:16:56,168 --> 00:16:57,200
BOTH: States.
443
00:16:57,269 --> 00:16:58,434
- I'm gonna travel.
- See 'em all.
444
00:16:58,503 --> 00:16:59,669
I'm gonna drive across the country.
445
00:16:59,737 --> 00:17:00,803
I'm gonna be a travel agent,
travel writer,
446
00:17:00,872 --> 00:17:03,439
travel photographer,
all the things, Mom...
447
00:17:03,508 --> 00:17:04,507
- More wine.
- Because, you know,
448
00:17:04,576 --> 00:17:06,809
I'm free to be me, which rhymed.
449
00:17:06,878 --> 00:17:09,712
I'm gonna be a rap, rap critic.
450
00:17:09,781 --> 00:17:11,814
The point is, Mom,
is that I'm rock solid.
451
00:17:11,883 --> 00:17:13,749
- We both are.
- Mm-hmm.
452
00:17:13,818 --> 00:17:16,185
Cary had a callback today.
453
00:17:16,253 --> 00:17:17,586
- Cary.
- Hey.
454
00:17:17,655 --> 00:17:19,521
Bravo.
455
00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:20,589
Go, Care.
456
00:17:20,658 --> 00:17:22,858
- Yay.
- It's really... it's nothing.
457
00:17:22,927 --> 00:17:28,164
It's just... it's a commercial
where I smell a fart.
458
00:17:28,232 --> 00:17:30,132
Yeah, I just... I just go, like...
459
00:17:35,707 --> 00:17:36,872
Oh, that was good.
460
00:17:36,941 --> 00:17:38,007
It was very natural.
461
00:17:38,076 --> 00:17:39,640
Full disclosure: I just
farted moments ago,
462
00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:40,875
so... it's the eggs.
463
00:17:40,944 --> 00:17:42,110
I do smell it now.
464
00:17:42,179 --> 00:17:44,879
Anyway, the point is, Mom,
we might not be the hot
465
00:17:44,948 --> 00:17:48,083
new twink or whatever,
466
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:51,586
but all three of your kids are hot,
467
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,454
equally successful millennials.
468
00:17:53,523 --> 00:17:54,655
What? You guys aren't millennials.
469
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:55,924
- Yeah, we are.
- We Googled it.
470
00:17:55,992 --> 00:17:57,358
- We looked it up.
- BOTH: It's 1982 and after.
471
00:17:57,427 --> 00:17:58,392
- So that's...
- Well, actually,
472
00:17:58,461 --> 00:18:00,394
Chance is Gen Z.
473
00:18:00,463 --> 00:18:02,030
- It's Chase.
- His name is Chase.
474
00:18:02,099 --> 00:18:03,698
Yeah, what did I say?
475
00:18:03,767 --> 00:18:05,600
Brookie, honey, listen to me.
476
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:08,837
I don't care if any of you are
famous as long as you're happy.
477
00:18:08,905 --> 00:18:10,705
That's all that matters to me.
478
00:18:10,774 --> 00:18:12,740
Okay, both of you, come on,
come on right now.
479
00:18:12,808 --> 00:18:14,442
I want you to give me a hug.
Come around the table.
480
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,743
- Mom.
- Right now.
481
00:18:15,811 --> 00:18:18,145
- Ugh.
- I love you both so much.
482
00:18:18,214 --> 00:18:21,716
But be careful of the studs,
'cause they're very sharp.
483
00:18:21,784 --> 00:18:23,851
- Love you, Mom.
- Love you, Mom.
484
00:18:23,919 --> 00:18:25,986
Love you too.
485
00:18:26,055 --> 00:18:29,357
This hotel room is insane.
486
00:18:29,425 --> 00:18:31,659
Look at all this shit.
487
00:18:31,728 --> 00:18:36,130
These are all gifts from an
adult to a child.
488
00:18:36,198 --> 00:18:38,065
"Congratulations on your big hit.
489
00:18:38,134 --> 00:18:39,967
"Think of me for your future projects.
490
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:42,637
Your fan, Debra Messing".
491
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,972
- Oh, Debra.
- Debra, no.
492
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,940
Hey, can I sleep with you guys?
493
00:18:47,009 --> 00:18:48,276
BOTH: Hey.
494
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:50,977
- Oh, come on.
- Yeah.
495
00:18:51,045 --> 00:18:52,379
You feeling better?
496
00:18:52,447 --> 00:18:54,080
Yeah.
497
00:18:54,149 --> 00:18:55,882
- I'm still kind of sick, though.
- Yeah.
498
00:18:55,950 --> 00:18:58,885
We heard about all those eggs.
499
00:18:58,953 --> 00:19:01,554
Mom said you got a callback
for a commercial
500
00:19:01,623 --> 00:19:03,790
and it could maybe be on TV?
501
00:19:03,858 --> 00:19:05,792
I did. I did, yeah.
502
00:19:05,860 --> 00:19:06,760
That's awesome.
503
00:19:06,828 --> 00:19:08,961
- Yeah.
- Thank you. Thanks.
504
00:19:09,030 --> 00:19:10,963
Hey, did you have fun today?
505
00:19:11,032 --> 00:19:13,566
It was okay.
506
00:19:13,635 --> 00:19:15,968
Streeter made them put makeup
on my arms.
507
00:19:16,037 --> 00:19:17,737
[chuckling]
508
00:19:17,806 --> 00:19:19,806
- [chuckles]
- Did they look stupid?
509
00:19:19,874 --> 00:19:20,840
- No.
- No, no, no.
510
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,942
They looked gorgeous.
511
00:19:23,011 --> 00:19:26,078
Are you excited to go back to
Ohio tomorrow?
512
00:19:26,147 --> 00:19:30,082
Yeah, but can we hang out
again next week?
513
00:19:30,151 --> 00:19:32,484
Like, in New York?
514
00:19:32,553 --> 00:19:35,121
Yeah, Streeter says I'm gonna
be out here a lot.
515
00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:38,557
I might do school online.
516
00:19:38,626 --> 00:19:40,860
- Cool.
- Cool.
517
00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:42,428
That's great.
518
00:19:42,496 --> 00:19:44,897
Good for you.
519
00:19:50,004 --> 00:19:52,197
I miss Dad.
520
00:19:54,685 --> 00:19:57,783
Yeah, me too.
521
00:20:00,548 --> 00:20:03,115
Okay, well, I think I'm gonna
go to sleep.
522
00:20:03,184 --> 00:20:04,916
- All right, bud.
- Okay.
523
00:20:07,821 --> 00:20:10,188
[whispers] This is crazy.
524
00:20:10,257 --> 00:20:11,589
[whispers] Oh, my God.
525
00:20:11,658 --> 00:20:13,992
Is he gonna be, like, legit famous?
526
00:20:14,061 --> 00:20:17,162
- No. There's no way.
- Yeah, no, right?
527
00:20:17,231 --> 00:20:19,478
I mean, how big could he really get?
528
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:24,402
[dramatic musical flourish]
529
00:20:24,471 --> 00:20:26,838
[bell dings]
530
00:20:26,874 --> 00:20:29,573
[upbeat music]
531
00:20:29,668 --> 00:20:31,568
Girl since the age of ten
532
00:20:31,637 --> 00:20:33,537
I knew that I would spend
533
00:20:33,605 --> 00:20:36,076
My whole life with you
534
00:20:37,576 --> 00:20:39,442
'Cause girl you're the cutest girl
535
00:20:39,510 --> 00:20:41,444
In the entire world
536
00:20:41,512 --> 00:20:44,047
And I would die for you
537
00:20:44,115 --> 00:20:46,449
'Cause when we are together
538
00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:48,684
I could play forever
539
00:20:48,753 --> 00:20:52,755
I like your blue eyes and
green dress
540
00:20:52,824 --> 00:20:54,757
My friends think I'm crazy
541
00:20:54,826 --> 00:20:56,826
But I was thinking maybe
542
00:20:56,894 --> 00:21:00,496
I wanna marry you at recess
543
00:21:00,565 --> 00:21:02,065
Uh-huh
544
00:21:02,133 --> 00:21:05,901
I mean, I don't not get it.
545
00:21:05,970 --> 00:21:07,569
More than a couple
we could be a team
546
00:21:07,594 --> 00:21:09,858
And together chase dreams
547
00:21:09,883 --> 00:21:11,179
Quick question:
548
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:13,678
Does Mike character...
does he want to be at this party?
549
00:21:13,718 --> 00:21:16,580
Hmm, that's a good question. Ethan?
550
00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:18,954
Um, I think you're just sort
of, like, whatever,
551
00:21:19,022 --> 00:21:20,254
and then the fart.
552
00:21:20,315 --> 00:21:21,715
Okay, did you get that?
553
00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:24,062
You're just sort of, like,
whatever, and then the fart.
554
00:21:24,148 --> 00:21:25,281
Great.
555
00:21:25,331 --> 00:21:29,881
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