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Arthur, your blood
pressure is 160 over 100.
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160 out of 100?
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- That's awesome!
- 160 over 100.
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It's not awesome; it's hypertension.
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Oh [BLEEP].
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Have you been stressed lately?
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Unemployment? A death in the family?
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Mommy issues?
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Ohh.
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Yep.
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This makes sense.
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You know what? It's
almost Valentine's Day.
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- And?
- My wife has very high expectations.
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Last year, I did the
classic "scavenger hunt
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that led to finding her
birth parents" thing,
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and this year I have to top it.
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It cannot be a letdown!
No letdowns for Camille!
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♪ ♪
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Is "Dranderson" a heart med?
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No.
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Dr. Anderson is a couples' counselor.
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Call her.
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.addic7ed.com --
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♪ Keep giving me hope for a better day ♪
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♪ Keep giving me love to find a way ♪
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♪ Through this heaviness I feel ♪
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♪ I just need someone to
say everything's okay ♪
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♪ Everything's okay ♪
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Weird you're getting Lena a gift.
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Really cool wrapping paper, though.
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What? No, Milo has a
birthday party this weekend.
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- Oh.
- Hey, you know what's great
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about being divorced?
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Valentine's Day is tomorrow,
and that means nothing to me.
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I am off the hook...
no cards, no flowers,
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no jewelry that she's going
to immediately return
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because, what... what, owl
earrings "aren't her thing"?
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Hey, you okay?
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- Me?
- Yeah.
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Oh, I'm fine.
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I have this blood-pressure situation.
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I can't see out of my left
eye, but other than that...
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Oh, man, what's stressing you out?
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According to my doctor?
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- It's Camille.
- Ah, man.
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Apparently, she's bad for my health.
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He gave me a number for
a couples' counselor.
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I should just burn it before
Camille checks my pockets.
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Uh, maybe you should call it.
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Listen to your doctor, dude.
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Camille loves you, okay,
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and I'm sure she'll be open to therapy
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if that's what you guys need.
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Would you have been open to therapy?
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What do I have to do with anything?
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You were the Camille of your marriage.
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As I am the Lena of mine.
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What?! No.
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You've never noticed that?
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You're such a Camille!
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Anyway, therapy's a
non-starter for you types.
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Well, you could at least ask her
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to cut you a break on
Valentine's Day, right?
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Okay, totally. I will.
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Maybe I'll ask in a note.
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Can you please write it for me?
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How close is your
handwriting to Helvetica?
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It's the only font she'll read.
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YOGA INSTRUCTOR: Okay,
all you mommies-to-be,
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the more at peace you feel,
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the better your baby's gonna feel,
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so let's ease back into mountain pose.
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Oh, my God.
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This is exercise?
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I burn more calories
cutting Arthur's steak.
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Oh, go to hell.
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So, Maya, what are you and
Mean Gene doing tomorrow?
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Oh, he's out of town.
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Uh, The Verve Pipe is on tour?
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So it's just me and, uh, bebe,
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home alone, watching my
celebrity crush, Gordon Ramsey.
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I know it's weird. I blame the hormones.
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- It's not weird.
- Gordon can get it.
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What about you, Camille?
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You and Arthur have something
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spectacular planned for tomorrow?
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I'd assume so.
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Ooh, I wonder if my
passport's up to date.
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I was thinking of doing
something for Martin.
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What?
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You're gonna do something for Martin?
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Yeah.
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I mean, I know we're
not together anymore,
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but I still love him, obviously...
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♪ ♪
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What?
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Come on, you guys.
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I mean, we were married for 16 years.
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Of course I still love him.
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It would be weird if I didn't love him.
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I was thinking of making rack of lamb.
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Oh, I could destroy a
rack of lamb right now.
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Rack of Lamb is not a casual dish.
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It's a dish that says we
once loved each other,
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we still love each other,
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- and despite everything we've been through...
- [SIGHS]
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... our love remains unbroken.
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When served with peas.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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This is for you.
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Aha!
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Let the V-Day Games begin.
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Is this a tiny, little treasure map?
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"Camille, I love you to
the ends of the Earth,
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but can that just be enough this year?"
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I don't get the clue.
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There isn't one. It's just...
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I've been putting a lot
of pressure on myself
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about the holiday.
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It's really taking a toll.
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A toll!
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What tolls do we take to
the ends of the Earth?
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Camille.
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I saw my doctor.
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I didn't schedule that.
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I wasn't feeling well.
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He's concerned about my health.
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He gave me a number of a...
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A what, Arthur? A-A heart guy?
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A brain guy? A butt guy?
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A couples' guy. A counselor.
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So you think that you're
sick... because of me?
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I can't sleep. I'm losing my hair.
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I'm getting nosebleeds at work.
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People think I'm doing coke.
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They keep asking me for coke.
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I don't have any coke!
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What does that have to do with me?
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Everything has to do with you!
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My whole life revolves around you!
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It's not working for me!
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Sweetie, is it possible
that this pent-up rage
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is actually just shame
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because you haven't
gotten my present yet?
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Because if so, I will
accept a gift card.
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- Just this once.
- You know what?
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I'm leaving, and I'm
taking the dog with me.
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[DEEP VOICE] The dog stays.
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Come on, Grand Mal!
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[NORMAL VOICE] Grand
Mal, stay there, baby.
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- Daddy's not going anywhere...
- Come on, girl! Come on, girl!
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- ... and even if he was, he doesn't know about...
- Daddy's for sure going somewhere.
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- ... your dietary restrictions...
- C'mon, Granny. I love you!
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- ... so it's best to stay put!
- Come to Daddy. Come with me. Come on.
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[SNORING]
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Great! You triggered her narcolepsy.
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♪ ♪
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- Hey, Mom?
- Hmm?
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I need rain boots.
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We have a field trip to a bog next week.
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Didn't you guys already go to a marsh?
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Yes. And now we're going to a bog.
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♪ ♪
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What you cooking? Smells good in there.
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Hey, thanks.
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Hey, so, tomorrow is V-Day,
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and the kids are going
to that school dance,
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so I thought I could make a
nice dinner for the two of us,
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you know, so you don't
have to eat out of a bag.
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[CHALK SCRAPING]
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You want to have dinner with me?
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Well, I just thought it would
be a nice way to say thanks.
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You've been a really
amazing partner lately.
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Partner?
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Co-parent? Roommate? Whatever.
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I was just thinking it would
be, you know, a nice,
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casual dinner between two friends
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who got nuthin' but love for each other.
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What?
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- Would you stop it?
- [LAUGHS]
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We obviously still love one another.
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What are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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You are making it weird.
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Come on. You know I love you.
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No, I don't.
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I tell you all the time.
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You do not.
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Okay, well, then I'm saying it now, bro.
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You wanna hammer some lamb
with me tomorrow or not?
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Yeah, man. Let's hammer a lamb, brah.
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- I'm in.
- Good.
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All right, well, it's
super casual, all right?
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- Très caj.
- Okay.
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I might even wear sweats.
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[ARTHUR LAUGHS IN DISTANCE]
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[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
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Hey, buddy.
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I'm gonna crash here for a bit.
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I took your advice, and
I stood up to Camille.
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And then we got in a huge fight.
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I was gonna go to a hotel,
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but there's no telling what
I might do if left alone.
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Now I'm kind of curious.
Should we try and find out?
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Fresh pepper?
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- Fresh pepper?
- Mnh-mnh.
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Freshly ground pepper?
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- Sure.
- Great.
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[GRINDING]
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Arthur, stop.
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Sit down. Just relax.
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You're right. I'm so sorry, baby.
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- "Baby"?
- Reflex!
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Sorry, Camille. No, I'm
not sorry, Camille.
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There, I fixed it.
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[CELLPHONE VIBRATES]
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- Hey, no phones at the table.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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I'm just planning a Valentine's
Day flash mob for Bronwyn.
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Oh, I flash-mobbed Camille in '07.
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It went viral.
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We were on "Good Morning America."
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How was your day, baby?
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Not too shabby.
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I received eight Scooby-Doo
cards from girls
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who hold no charm for me.
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Also, whom is "Scooby-Doo"?
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He's a cartoon dog who solves mysteries.
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Now that I'd be interested in.
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Thanks again for dinner!
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- Oh, hey, Martin.
- Hmm?
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Aren't you forgetting something?
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What, compost? I thought
we gave up on that.
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Not compost.
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Him?
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No, he can't come with me to the garage.
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We both won't fit in there.
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- Yeah, I'm more of a house guy.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, the house is
where this kid shines.
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They're called "houseguests"
for a reason.
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Fine, one night.
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Two nights, tops.
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Three nights, if you're still
super-duper sad like that.
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Stop looking at me.
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Nice work.
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GUN-WOO: I miss you, Auntie.
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Aww, I miss you too, Gun-Woo.
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Where's Uncle Arthur?
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Presumably at a Marriott?
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Gorging himself on Frosted
Flakes or whatever
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they make available at those
type of establishments.
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[SIGHS] We had an argument.
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We may reconcile, we may not.
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But until then, everything he
owns in a box to the left.
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I'm worried about you, Auntie.
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Who's gonna take care of you?
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Well, I take care of myself, of course.
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You must not know 'bout me.
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Stop quoting Beyoncé.
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00:09:57,980 --> 00:09:59,710
Uncle Arthur did everything for you.
262
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I-I mean, y-you looked out for him, too.
263
00:10:01,390 --> 00:10:03,260
That's why y'all were
the perfect couple.
264
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,200
Mkay, good night,
Gun-Woo! So many kisses!
265
00:10:06,220 --> 00:10:07,460
[SMOOCHES]
266
00:10:07,470 --> 00:10:09,100
It's still lunchtime here, Auntie...
267
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[SIGHS]
268
00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:16,000
No turndown service.
269
00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,180
No chocolate mint?
270
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♪ ♪
271
00:10:21,950 --> 00:10:23,160
What the...
272
00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:28,520
♪ ♪
273
00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:30,200
[SIGHS]
274
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Candy?
275
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Noice.
276
00:10:35,570 --> 00:10:38,020
Here, you can have mine, too.
277
00:10:38,030 --> 00:10:39,500
Noice!
278
00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,360
Hey, you guys want me to read you
279
00:10:41,380 --> 00:10:43,300
Chrissy Teigen's tweets
while you fall asleep?
280
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,060
That's what I do for Camille.
281
00:10:45,070 --> 00:10:46,650
I'm all set.
282
00:10:46,660 --> 00:10:47,730
I'd love it.
283
00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:48,940
Yeah?
284
00:10:48,950 --> 00:10:50,920
Please. [CHUCKLES]
285
00:10:50,970 --> 00:10:53,600
So, where were we?
286
00:10:53,630 --> 00:10:55,000
Ah, yes.
287
00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:58,040
"Sometimes I get legit upset
that I'm not Italian."
288
00:10:58,090 --> 00:11:00,830
- Same, Chrissy. Same.
- Same, Chrissy. Same.
289
00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:03,780
[LAUGHS]
290
00:11:03,910 --> 00:11:07,620
Same, Chrissy. Same.
291
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♪ ♪
292
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[SIGHS]
293
00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,000
Who the... ?
294
00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:21,770
[KEYS CLACKING]
295
00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:24,240
Arthur, are you using my laptop?
296
00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:25,660
I'm just backing up your files,
297
00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:27,700
making sure everything
is saved to the cloud,
298
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,480
just in case you spill a glass of Pinot.
299
00:11:29,530 --> 00:11:30,940
- I don't have any Pin...
- I bought you some Pinot.
300
00:11:30,950 --> 00:11:32,360
It's chilling in the wine fridge.
301
00:11:32,370 --> 00:11:34,360
- I don't have a wine...
- I bought you a wine fridge.
302
00:11:34,390 --> 00:11:36,260
Wow!
303
00:11:36,270 --> 00:11:39,170
That was really thoughtful.
304
00:11:39,180 --> 00:11:41,660
You're sure making yourself
useful around here.
305
00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:43,490
My work day starts at 11:00,
306
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:46,360
but my housework commences at sunrise.
307
00:11:46,370 --> 00:11:47,660
I did the dishes,
308
00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:50,840
I did the laundry, ooh, I made the beds.
309
00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:53,440
I waxed and washed your car.
310
00:11:53,470 --> 00:11:55,100
Holy crap! Arthur,
311
00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:57,980
I didn't even notice you
doing any of those things.
312
00:11:58,020 --> 00:12:00,640
Yeah, Camille hates
watching me do chores.
313
00:12:00,650 --> 00:12:03,470
I think she feels guilty
for not doing any herself.
314
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,660
Therefore, there's really
only one solution.
315
00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:07,160
That she pitch in and help?
316
00:12:07,210 --> 00:12:10,680
No. That I train myself to
do everything silently.
317
00:12:10,860 --> 00:12:13,490
Out of view. In the shadows.
318
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:15,200
Like a ninja.
319
00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:17,740
Well, I'm gonna get
myself a second cup of...
320
00:12:19,100 --> 00:12:20,360
Damn.
321
00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:21,580
Am I a good boy?
322
00:12:21,730 --> 00:12:23,550
Such a good boy.
323
00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,500
♪ ♪
324
00:12:25,540 --> 00:12:28,800
[INSECTS CHIRPING]
325
00:12:28,810 --> 00:12:30,520
"Caj," huh?
326
00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:32,840
- I knew it.
- Ta-da!
327
00:12:32,850 --> 00:12:35,050
- ♪ I come to you with empty hands ♪
- Hey.
328
00:12:35,060 --> 00:12:37,130
Oh, wow, that looks...
329
00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:38,960
- Yummers!
- ♪ I guess I just forgot again ♪
330
00:12:38,980 --> 00:12:41,060
We having a little "lonely
hearts" dinner for three?
331
00:12:41,210 --> 00:12:43,740
Arthur! I thought you had plans.
332
00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:45,239
Yeah, I was gonna watch "Sommersby"
333
00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,980
and cry on the couch, but your
Internet's a little laggy.
334
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,320
Did you try restarting?
335
00:12:49,330 --> 00:12:50,480
- ♪ On Valentine's Day ♪
- Yeah, tried that.
336
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,580
- Close out all your apps?
- Uh-huh.
337
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:57,760
- ♪ I ain't got a card to sign ♪
- Ohh, two place settings.
338
00:12:57,780 --> 00:12:59,360
I gotcha.
339
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,210
- ♪ Roses have been hard to find ♪
- Message received. That's embarrassing.
340
00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:02,790
Hey, hey. No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
341
00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,920
What message are you receiving, exactly?
342
00:13:04,930 --> 00:13:06,800
Because I've been told
this is a casual dinner.
343
00:13:06,810 --> 00:13:07,959
"Très caj," even.
344
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,580
100%.
345
00:13:09,670 --> 00:13:11,820
- So it's cool if Arthur joins us.
- ♪ On Valentine's Day ♪
346
00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:13,580
- Absolutely.
- Absolutely.
347
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,580
Pull up a chair. Très caj à trois.
348
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,759
Okay. Don't mind if moi do.
349
00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:18,980
[CHUCKLES]
350
00:13:21,180 --> 00:13:24,590
- So, you're looking very nice tonight, Lena.
- ♪ I know that I swore ♪
351
00:13:24,660 --> 00:13:27,380
- Got all dolled up for an old friend.
- ♪ That I wouldn't forget ♪
352
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,700
Guess all your sweatpants were dirty.
353
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,160
They were. This was the
only thing I had clean.
354
00:13:32,170 --> 00:13:33,400
I just did a load of laundry, though.
355
00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:35,160
- It's over there...
- Didn't see it.
356
00:13:35,170 --> 00:13:37,520
Martin, you look very handsome tonight.
357
00:13:37,540 --> 00:13:39,740
- Thank you.
- I love the brand-new jeans.
358
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:41,140
What, these? No.
359
00:13:41,170 --> 00:13:43,560
No, I-I've had these.
These are o-old jeans.
360
00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:46,430
- Oh, they still have the sticker.
- ♪ There's so much I want to say ♪
361
00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,620
Wow! Look at that.
362
00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:50,379
That's been on there for
363
00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:52,260
- probably like 10 years, huh?
- ♪ But all the words just slip away ♪
364
00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,860
- Oh!
- That's embarrassing.
365
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:57,020
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- ♪ The way you love me every day ♪
366
00:13:57,030 --> 00:13:59,500
All this flirty banter is
making me miss Camille.
367
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:02,770
- ♪ Is Valentine's Day ♪
- Thank you for sort-of inviting me for dinner,
368
00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:05,270
but if you need me, I'll be upstairs
369
00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:06,920
re-insulating your attic.
370
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:09,880
♪ Valentine's Day ♪
371
00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,160
I can't find him anywhere.
372
00:14:16,220 --> 00:14:18,920
He wasn't at Pilates nor Nobu
373
00:14:19,030 --> 00:14:21,520
nor the women's section at Barneys,
374
00:14:21,530 --> 00:14:23,100
nor the women's section at Neiman's.
375
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:26,210
Were you just looking for him in
places you were already going?
376
00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:27,740
Well, that's where he always is.
377
00:14:29,170 --> 00:14:31,080
Relax, Camille.
378
00:14:31,090 --> 00:14:32,400
Arthur's fine.
379
00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:34,500
Is that so? You seem quite certain.
380
00:14:34,530 --> 00:14:36,940
Okay, he's been staying here.
381
00:14:36,950 --> 00:14:37,980
I should have told you.
382
00:14:37,990 --> 00:14:39,160
Told me?!
383
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,360
Asked you? That doesn't sound right.
384
00:14:41,370 --> 00:14:42,480
It is!
385
00:14:43,860 --> 00:14:46,280
Look, the four of us are friends.
386
00:14:46,290 --> 00:14:47,960
It's complicated.
387
00:14:48,030 --> 00:14:49,960
And for the record, this is how I felt
388
00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:51,460
when you were hanging
out with Lisa Apple.
389
00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:54,260
Oh! You two are divorced.
It's different.
390
00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,680
Well, is that where you're heading?
391
00:14:56,090 --> 00:14:57,670
What are the games you're playing here?
392
00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:59,460
Arthur is a good boy.
393
00:14:59,470 --> 00:15:02,460
Okay, I hope you're not handing
those out too liberally.
394
00:15:02,470 --> 00:15:04,760
You need to ration those.
Make him work for them.
395
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:08,230
I know you don't like feeling
vulnerable, Camille,
396
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,760
but just admit it. You need him.
397
00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:13,829
If anything, it's Grand Mal
who's the one that's a wreck.
398
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:14,839
Mm.
399
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,770
I caught her standing
next to an open window,
400
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,470
and she was definitely
weighing her options.
401
00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,000
How is he?
402
00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:26,660
- If only so I can tell the dog.
- Great.
403
00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:29,520
I mean, he's miserable,
but he's amazing.
404
00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:31,300
I had no idea what a little
treasure you had at home.
405
00:15:31,340 --> 00:15:33,200
- Had.
- Yeah, I said "had."
406
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,710
Oh.
407
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:36,960
Relationships are give and take.
408
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,860
Arthur loves to give,
409
00:15:38,910 --> 00:15:42,180
so maybe you can just take
it a little easier on him.
410
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,600
Or I could give him something.
411
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,420
I don't think that's
the solution to his...
412
00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:49,460
I could give him one thing!
413
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:50,840
Perfect.
414
00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:53,960
♪ ♪
415
00:15:53,970 --> 00:15:55,880
Wee! Ta-da!
416
00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:58,090
Wow! Great job, buddy!
417
00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,700
Let me see you do it again!
418
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,470
Hey, look! It's the Jaspers!
419
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:02,900
FRANK: Hey, Milo.
420
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:05,900
All right, share the ball, guys.
421
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,500
Oh, hey. I'm Arthur.
422
00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:11,340
I think I met you at
Milo's birthday party.
423
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:12,820
Oh, right, yeah.
424
00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:15,020
Uh, you're his, uh, godfather
or something, right?
425
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,700
I don't think so?
426
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,940
I would know if I was, right?
427
00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:20,670
Maybe I should make a play for it.
428
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,090
[CHUCKLES]
429
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:23,940
So, uh, how is she?
430
00:16:24,370 --> 00:16:26,360
- Camille?
- Who?
431
00:16:26,370 --> 00:16:27,980
No, I'm talking about Maya.
432
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,030
Maya.
433
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,360
Yeah, she was my girl.
434
00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:32,640
Wait a second.
435
00:16:33,150 --> 00:16:36,320
You're Sugar Beard. AKA
Country Music Face!
436
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:38,480
- Dang, boy.
- What?
437
00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:41,540
[SNIFFLES, VOICE BREAKING]
Yeah, I wasn't sure I'd ever
438
00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,030
hear those nicknames again.
439
00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:45,840
She quit me.
440
00:16:46,870 --> 00:16:48,910
[VOICE BREAKING] Camille quit me, too.
441
00:16:49,020 --> 00:16:51,010
Or I quit her? Either way, we're quit.
442
00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:52,920
And I'm trying to be patient.
443
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:55,100
You know, Maya's an Earth sign,
so the last thing she needs
444
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,120
is pressure, but... but
I'm all fire, you know?
445
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,300
I do know!
446
00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:01,460
Yeah, I mean, we... we
can only be who we are.
447
00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:03,420
And I'm the man who loves her.
448
00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,170
Okay, seriously?
449
00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:06,320
I just got chills,
450
00:17:06,370 --> 00:17:07,630
and you and I both have to remember...
451
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,100
Jasper! Jasper!
452
00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,530
Jas... Watch it, please?
453
00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:13,519
If you fall, you get
hurt, I've got nothing!
454
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:15,020
Nothing!
455
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,780
Good to see you.
456
00:17:16,820 --> 00:17:19,500
♪ ♪
457
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:20,810
Thanks for letting me help you
458
00:17:20,820 --> 00:17:23,180
with this commemorative scrapbook.
459
00:17:23,190 --> 00:17:25,600
It's nice to have an outlet for my love.
460
00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:28,439
How much longer are you
stalkers gonna be in my room?
461
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,550
If you would just let us
take the craft bin...
462
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:32,060
The craft bin stays.
463
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:37,810
"Feels Like Yesterday:
Memories of Two Days Ago."
464
00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:38,970
Bronwyn's gonna love it.
465
00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:40,420
I hope she does.
466
00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:42,260
And I hope she appreciates you, Mason,
467
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,020
'cause nothing feels worse than...
468
00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,320
[ELLA MAI'S "BOO'D UP" PLAYS]
469
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:49,480
CAMILLE: ♪ Feelings, so
deep in my feelings ♪
470
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:52,740
♪ No, this ain't really like me ♪
471
00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:56,400
♪ Can't control my anxiety ♪
472
00:17:56,440 --> 00:18:01,450
♪ Feeling, like I'm
touching the ceiling ♪
473
00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:04,410
♪ When I'm with you, I can't breathe ♪
474
00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:08,410
♪ Boy, you do something to me ♪
475
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,320
Hey, Uncle Arthur, can you help...
476
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,960
I'm not your uncle! Get out of the way!
477
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:17,040
- ♪ Get me high like you do, yeah, yeah ♪
- [LAUGHING]
478
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:18,750
[LAUGHS]
479
00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:23,890
You like that song, right?
480
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,310
I really do!
481
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,940
I remember it was playing at a CVS.
482
00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:29,280
And... And you said you liked it.
483
00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:30,800
That's right. I did!
484
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,050
I remembered that.
485
00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:35,880
I remembered that, and I
retained that information.
486
00:18:35,890 --> 00:18:37,170
For you!
487
00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:39,720
That's above and beyond, baby.
488
00:18:39,790 --> 00:18:42,990
And I'm so sorry that I whiffed
on Valentine's Day this year.
489
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:46,360
As long as we're apologizing,
I'm sorry that I whiffed on
490
00:18:46,370 --> 00:18:47,960
every Valentine's Day since we met.
491
00:18:47,980 --> 00:18:50,700
- Okay.
- And if you want to go to therapy...
492
00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:51,950
I don't.
493
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,410
I don't want anyone else to judge us.
494
00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:55,320
We are perfect just the way we are.
495
00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:57,620
Let's never talk to
anyone else ever again.
496
00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:58,900
Just each other.
497
00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:00,229
- And our phones!
- And our phones!
498
00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:02,020
[LAUGHS]
499
00:19:02,030 --> 00:19:03,180
Can I drive?
500
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,460
- No.
- Great.
501
00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:10,569
[KNOCK ON DOOR] LENA: Hey, Mae?
502
00:19:10,570 --> 00:19:12,139
What day is the bog?
503
00:19:12,140 --> 00:19:13,300
Monday, why?
504
00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:15,590
Okay, I'll rush-order the boots.
505
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,080
Already got 'em.
506
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,560
Where'd those come from?
507
00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:20,700
Dad. Cute, right?
508
00:19:21,210 --> 00:19:22,840
Yeah.
509
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:27,620
[JOE PURDY'S "MARY MAY & BOBBY" PLAYS]
510
00:19:27,630 --> 00:19:31,410
♪ It was a fine day in the fifth grade ♪
511
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:34,040
- Did you get Mae boots?
- ♪ When Mary May ♪
512
00:19:34,060 --> 00:19:35,780
- ♪ Let Bobby walk her home from school ♪
- Uh, yeah, sorry, is that okay?
513
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,900
Yeah, it's okay. Thank you.
514
00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,200
Why are you thanking me?
515
00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:41,979
- ♪ And he loved the way her hair ♪
- I didn't get you boots.
516
00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:44,039
- ♪ Fell across her dress ♪
- [CHUCKLES] Yeah, that's true.
517
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:46,150
- ♪ Went home singing ♪
- Now I just have to get a present for, um...
518
00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:47,199
- ♪ Who wrote the book of love ♪
- Jacob's birthday?
519
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,280
- Yeah.
- Dunzo.
520
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,300
- ♪ Try a little tenderness ♪
- I got him Garmadon's Lair.
521
00:19:50,330 --> 00:19:53,240
521 pieces. He's gonna be stoked.
522
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,450
Wow.
523
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:57,160
That one wasn't even on the board.
524
00:19:57,170 --> 00:19:58,950
Yeah, what can I say?
525
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,120
I'm on it.
526
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,120
See? This is why I love you.
527
00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:06,920
♪ ♪
528
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:10,000
♪ And there's just one more thing ♪
529
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,209
- _
- ♪ Before you leave ♪
530
00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:16,660
♪ He said, "Mary, marry me ♪
531
00:20:16,670 --> 00:20:20,059
♪ We could live out by the sea" ♪
532
00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:21,839
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533
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:26,500
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