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♪ Oh, sometimesI get a good feeling, yeah ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ I get a feelingThat I never, never, never had before ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ I just want to tell you right now that ♪
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♪ Ooh ♪
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♪ I believe ♪
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♪ I really do believe that ♪
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♪ Something's got a hold on me ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Oh, it must be love ♪
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♪ Oh, something's got a hold on meRight now, child ♪
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♪ Oh, it must be love ♪
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♪ Let me tell you now ♪
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♪ I've got a feelingI feel so strange ♪
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♪ Everything about meseems to have changed ♪
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♪ Step by stepI've got a brand new walk ♪
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♪ I even sound sweeter when I talk ♪
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-♪ I said oh ♪-♪ Oh ♪
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-♪ Oh ♪-♪ Oh ♪
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-♪ Oh ♪-♪ Oh ♪
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-♪ Oh ♪-♪ Oh ♪
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♪ Hey, yeah ♪
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♪ Oh, it must be love ♪
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♪ You know it must be love ♪
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♪ You know it walks like love... ♪
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You know, you're not supposed
to buy your own birthday breakfast.
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- That's against the rules.
-[laughs]
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- I hate birthdays. But I love you though.
- Yeah.
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So you want some?
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- Yeah, when I get out of the shower, baby.
- I wasn't talking about that.
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- Oh, no?
- No.
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That's not what you're talking about?
Oh, happy birthday to me.
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Uh-huh.
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That's a hot outfit.
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I need to look professional.
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Relax, okay? Everyone there loves you.
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I just... I don't know if I can do this.
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Every manager at our company
has a college degree.
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Yeah, well, I'd argue that...
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fifteen years' experience is worth, what,
ten degrees?
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- Not to these people.
- Oh.
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But thank you.
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I need you today, Abuela.
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Just remember that they need you
more than you need them, okay?
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- Look, I'm just trying to stay focused.
- Yeah.
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Keep my eye on the ball.
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- Did you just sports-metaphor me?
- Oh, God.
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Hey, you know,
just take it one game at a time.
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What if Weiskopf doesn't like me?
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Well, it's a game of inches.
You've got to give them 110%.
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I'm ignoring you.
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Do you like, "It's an honor to meet you,
Mr. Weiskopf"? Or is that--
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- Too ass-kissy.
- Yeah, okay.
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I have to get this, Trey.
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Hey, look...
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The only thing with a prayer
of stopping you...
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is you.
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I'm going to be late.
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Okay.
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- Knock 'em dead.
- Okay.
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Your ass looks great in those jeans,
by the way.
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Again? You know, I'm not a piece of meat.
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Okay, but we're gonna have to
make this quick.
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Bye!
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Okay. Bye!
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♪ She's a working woman ♪
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♪ She has no time to be misled ♪
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♪ She ain't got the time to be misledShe ain't got the time to play ♪
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♪ She can do it, she can do it... ♪
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[Maya] It's a pleasure, Mr. Weiskopf,
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to show you what we've been doing
at Value Shop 151.
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[Weiskopf] The pleasure is ours.
Take note, Arthur.
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Ozone Park Value Shop outsells
its nearest competition twice over.
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Let me show you why.
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Welcome to our online store.
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My best friend, Joan Volpintesta,
fellow employee,
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sends her son Dilly into the store
with his cell phone
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to hold up every single cut of sirloin
for her beef braciola.
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That's when it hit me.
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It's a live feed. Interesting.
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Yes. From home, our subscribers
can pick a certain cut of salmon,
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the third lemon from the back.
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Anything they want.
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They shop before noon, we deliver by six,
20-mile radius.
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Expands our community,
expands our volume.
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And expands our profits nicely.
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And this is where it all began.
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- Monday Moms?
- Yes.
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This was all Maya's idea.
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Meet the aforementioned Joan.
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- Hello.
- Well, hello.
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Hi. I'm a mom of two kids
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and I have a deadbeat ex
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and I was sharing my woes
with some other moms
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when Maya smartly suggested
that we start a weekly bitch fest--
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- Social club.
- A social club.
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You know, cater to Monday moms, or dads...
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and it just grew from there.
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Wait, are you talking customers or staff?
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[woman] Both.
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Suzi DaVinci.
I call it Value Shop therapy.
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We're like shopping friends.
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We swap stories, coupons--
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- Husbands.
-[Suzi] Uh-uh, not mine.
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I don't even know what to say,
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except Arthur's going to be
extremely fortunate
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to have you as a first lieutenant.
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So I'm going to leave you alone
to get to know each other better.
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Mr. Weiskopf, can I have a minute?
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You can have two.
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Thank you.
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I prepared for this meeting for weeks.
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And you did great.
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I put...
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fifteen years of my life into this store,
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and after becoming assistant manager
six years ago,
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sales have increased at a record pace.
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Look, I mean no disrespect, but...
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what do you know about this store
or the people who shop here?
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I specialize in team-building.
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Arthur got his MBA from Duke.
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I think you'll find
he's the best man for the job.
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No, sir.
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I am.
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Where did you go to college, dear?
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I have my GED.
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I respect that, I do, but we have minimum
job requirements in place for a reason.
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And what is that reason?
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I want you to know how much we value you
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and your loyalty.
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You would think management would want
someone from sales in that position.
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Okay, perspective.
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You have a great boyfriend, Trey,
who is ring shopping as we speak.
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He's what?
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Shit!
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Why would you tell me that?
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I said, "Shit," so obviously I know...
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Anyway, it shouldn't be a surprise. You
guys have been together for five years.
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It's not about...
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He wants kids.
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And that's a bad thing because...?
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I'm not having this conversation
right now.
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Okay, how do I say this nicely?
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Okay, I can't.
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How about this?
Tonight, you get messed up.
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After the party, you get knocked up.
You can use my guest bedroom.
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What party?
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Shit!
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- What party?
- Okay, do me a favor.
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Act surprised. Can you do that for me?
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Don't be selfish.
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Nobody likes a selfish girl.
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[all] Surprise!
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[R&B music playing]
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Hey!
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[Trey] Hey, everyone!
If you guys could all pipe down.
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Kill the music.
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I want... I want to say a couple of things
about the birthday girl.
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Oh!
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So, back when I was coaching
Babe Ruth League--
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- Oh, no. No.
- Yeah.
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There was this Friday night game
at Pensacola Field...
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and this kid goes down
on a cold third strike.
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And out of nowhere...
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there's this shrieking
coming from the stands.
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Ow!
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[laughter]
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Some crazy lady is just all over the ump.
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So I turn around to get a look
at this wacko.
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And bam.
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There she is.
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Beautiful,
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brazen,
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and completely on fire.
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And anyone... Any...
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corporate dickhead...
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who doesn't appreciate
just how amazing this woman is...
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Well, babe...
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as they say...
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[all] It ain't over until it's over!
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["You Don't Know Me" starts playing]
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- Come on, dance with me.
- Oh, gosh, no.
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- Come on.
- Really?
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Yeah, yeah.
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- Right now?
- Right now, in front of everyone.
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-[laughs]
-♪ And I can hardly speak ♪
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♪ My heart is beating so ♪
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♪ And anyone can tell ♪
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♪ You think you know me well... ♪
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Beautiful. You are.
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You're not so bad.
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Oh, okay.
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[laughs]
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♪ No, you don't know the oneWho dreams of you each night... ♪
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I mean, cleaning up on my own birthday.
Nice.
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Well, that's what real friends do.
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I'm gonna have my birthday here
every year.
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Shut up.
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Are you okay?
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- Screw 'em.
- Yeah, screw 'em.
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Who?
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"Them."
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The educated people in their...
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fancy houses,
who name their kids after fruit and...
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climb Kilimanjaro.
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Yes, screw them.
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I mean, doesn't it make you crazy?
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That just because you didn't get a degree
when you were 18,
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you don't qualify for a job
when you're freaking 40?
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Oh, my God. First of all, who said...
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life is fair?
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Right?
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Come on, your godson going to Stanford
on a Google scholarship...
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That kind of helps
to even things out, don't you think?
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Come on, Maya, it's a title.
It doesn't define you.
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Says the woman who can't say
her son's name without mentioning
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that he's going to Stanford.
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This is true. Okay. All right.
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I mean... And you should!
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You should.
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It's amazing.
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But I...
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I don't know.
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I just thought, by now, I...
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I don't know.
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Is this about Sarah?
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Okay, when are you going to
forgive yourself for that?
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Really.
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Well, maybe I just need to stop
banging my head up against the wall.
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The world tells you enough times
this is who you are,
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maybe it's time to start believing it.
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There are tons of other jobs out there.
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Oh, my God, would you stop eavesdropping?
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I'm not eavesdropping.
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And now he brought cake
so I can't be mad at him.
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Okay.
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One wish...
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on your birthday.
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Okay.
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I wish...
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I wish...
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that we lived in a world
where street smarts equal book smarts.
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I wish...
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Hey, hey.
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You gave it your best, right?
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- That's right.
- Yeah.
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Come on.
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Let's blow that out.
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We know you know how to blow.
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That's the word on the street. I don't...
I'm not...
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- Please shut up. Just shut up.
- Well, blow it out.
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You can't stay here all night.
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I've always liked the idea
of round tables.
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You know, as a boy, my favorite stories
were the ones where King...
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Miss Davilla...
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a minute.
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Look, I'm aware
that you wanted this position.
261
00:11:49,838 --> 00:11:52,463
And what's more, I sincerely believe
that you deserved it.
262
00:11:52,547 --> 00:11:55,963
Your ideas, while rough, still have merit.
263
00:11:56,047 --> 00:11:56,922
I mean...
264
00:11:57,005 --> 00:11:58,005
What's rough about them?
265
00:11:58,088 --> 00:12:00,505
But when you roll your eyes,
Miss Davilla,
266
00:12:00,588 --> 00:12:04,797
you trivialize a team-building exercise,
and that divides us.
267
00:12:05,297 --> 00:12:06,380
You're my right hand.
268
00:12:06,838 --> 00:12:08,463
We're all at the same table.
269
00:12:08,963 --> 00:12:10,047
Yeah?
270
00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:11,505
As I was saying,
271
00:12:11,588 --> 00:12:14,755
I'd like us to think of ourselves
as knights,
272
00:12:14,838 --> 00:12:18,047
each with our own wisdom and fiefdoms.
273
00:12:18,130 --> 00:12:19,005
So...
274
00:12:19,630 --> 00:12:20,922
Sir Vondell Jones...
275
00:12:21,630 --> 00:12:25,005
you will be our Knight of Legumes.
276
00:12:25,088 --> 00:12:26,505
And Sir Alex Gibbeon,
277
00:12:26,588 --> 00:12:28,672
you are the Marquis of Meat.
278
00:12:28,755 --> 00:12:30,463
What the hell is a legume?
279
00:12:30,547 --> 00:12:32,088
And, Shaniqua Harris...
280
00:12:32,588 --> 00:12:35,380
you are the Knight of Feminine Hygiene.
281
00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:36,880
I'm menopausal.
282
00:12:38,172 --> 00:12:39,172
Apparently I deserve this.
283
00:12:39,255 --> 00:12:41,088
Hey, some lady called for you.
284
00:12:41,172 --> 00:12:43,463
Something about a job interview from F&C.
285
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:46,172
- Franklin & Clarke?
- I don't know.
286
00:12:47,172 --> 00:12:49,297
The ones who make half the stuff
on Aisles 7, 8, and 11.
287
00:12:49,380 --> 00:12:50,422
Oh, okay.
288
00:12:52,255 --> 00:12:53,588
I didn't apply for a job there.
289
00:12:53,672 --> 00:12:56,713
All right, you pulled it out of me.
Remember your birthday wish?
290
00:12:58,297 --> 00:13:01,172
- What, Dilly?
- He used your legal name, don't worry.
291
00:13:01,255 --> 00:13:03,130
He put you up for some jobs. He did.
292
00:13:03,213 --> 00:13:04,130
I didn't ask him to.
293
00:13:04,213 --> 00:13:05,463
Okay. All right.
294
00:13:05,547 --> 00:13:08,130
Well, you know what,
you can either grow some balls
295
00:13:08,213 --> 00:13:11,088
or spend the rest of your life
with Lord Bag of Dicks.
296
00:13:11,755 --> 00:13:14,297
[Arthur] And if customer service comes in
and they want to fight,
297
00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:16,755
here, let's fight,
I'll teach you some swordplay.
298
00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:17,755
The knight...
299
00:13:18,755 --> 00:13:22,297
♪ White, white tiger ♪
300
00:13:22,838 --> 00:13:26,463
♪ I ride roller coaster ♪
301
00:13:26,547 --> 00:13:30,797
♪ If I am still caughtOn these safety bars ♪
302
00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:33,088
♪ So far we made it ♪
303
00:13:33,172 --> 00:13:39,880
♪ Don't count for white, white ♪
304
00:13:43,130 --> 00:13:45,005
♪ This hot wind hits my skin ♪
305
00:13:45,088 --> 00:13:47,338
♪ I begin and take a breath ♪
306
00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:57,422
♪ And all adrenalineRushes to my head... ♪
307
00:14:09,130 --> 00:14:10,172
Maya Davilla.
308
00:14:10,672 --> 00:14:12,713
I'm sorry. It's under Maria Vargas.
309
00:14:12,797 --> 00:14:14,297
I got a call from...
310
00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:16,213
Your interview's on the 59th floor.
311
00:14:18,713 --> 00:14:19,963
[elevator bell pings]
312
00:14:32,047 --> 00:14:33,755
- Hi, I'm--
- Miss Vargas.
313
00:14:33,838 --> 00:14:35,380
Yes, he's been expecting you.
314
00:14:36,838 --> 00:14:37,713
"He"?
315
00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:40,588
Miss Vargas is here.
316
00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:43,172
Hi.
317
00:14:44,797 --> 00:14:45,838
I'm Anderson Clarke.
318
00:14:47,047 --> 00:14:48,755
Clarke? As in Franklin & Clarke?
319
00:14:48,838 --> 00:14:52,172
My grandfather wanted it to be Clarke
& Franklin, but he lost the coin toss.
320
00:14:52,255 --> 00:14:54,880
Still steams my clams. Come on in.
Come on in, Maria.
321
00:14:54,963 --> 00:14:56,963
Please, call me Maya.
322
00:14:57,047 --> 00:14:59,255
Oh, well, then, call me Anderson.
323
00:15:00,130 --> 00:15:02,172
Are you, um...?
324
00:15:02,630 --> 00:15:04,005
I mean, you're the head of...
325
00:15:05,255 --> 00:15:09,088
- I just assumed Human Resources was--
- Your resume interests me.
326
00:15:09,713 --> 00:15:10,630
You come from sales?
327
00:15:11,130 --> 00:15:12,005
Fifteen years.
328
00:15:13,547 --> 00:15:15,422
I'm sorry, what is this position for?
329
00:15:15,505 --> 00:15:19,547
I've often thought that sales should have
a greater voice in product development.
330
00:15:19,630 --> 00:15:20,713
I couldn't agree more.
331
00:15:20,797 --> 00:15:22,588
The market's only getting
more competitive.
332
00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,338
And consumers are only getting smarter.
333
00:15:24,422 --> 00:15:25,588
Oh, yes, they are.
334
00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:28,172
You live here in the city?
335
00:15:29,047 --> 00:15:30,380
I'm in between apartments.
336
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:31,713
Family?
337
00:15:32,588 --> 00:15:33,463
Just me.
338
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:37,755
Oh. I'm sorry,
I didn't know you had a meeting.
339
00:15:37,838 --> 00:15:41,172
Uh, Maya, this is Zoe,
one of our vice-presidents.
340
00:15:41,255 --> 00:15:42,130
- Hello.
- Hi.
341
00:15:42,213 --> 00:15:44,213
- Maya works for Sam Weiskopf.
- Indirectly.
342
00:15:44,963 --> 00:15:46,922
So what are you guys talking about?
343
00:15:47,005 --> 00:15:49,838
I was thinking of bringing Maya on
for a consultancy.
344
00:15:49,922 --> 00:15:50,797
You were?
345
00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:52,297
[Zoe] Wow.
346
00:15:53,088 --> 00:15:56,463
Uh, you must have a lot of experience
in product development.
347
00:15:56,547 --> 00:15:59,380
Oh, I'm sure she's well-versed
in the efficacy of our products.
348
00:15:59,463 --> 00:16:00,380
Maya?
349
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,713
Uh, you-- you want me to?
350
00:16:07,047 --> 00:16:08,005
Well, okay.
351
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:12,588
Uh, well, off the top of my head, um...
352
00:16:13,547 --> 00:16:15,672
Your Rainforest Mountain shampoo
is excellent,
353
00:16:15,755 --> 00:16:18,005
although we only stock
the regular version.
354
00:16:18,172 --> 00:16:19,005
Um...
355
00:16:19,088 --> 00:16:21,213
Your men's shaving gel really moves.
356
00:16:21,755 --> 00:16:23,255
But your skincare line is...
357
00:16:23,797 --> 00:16:24,672
[Zoe] Yes?
358
00:16:26,547 --> 00:16:29,588
- A little behind the competition.
-[Anderson] Can you be more specific?
359
00:16:30,005 --> 00:16:35,130
You launched your Avocado Jojoba line
last spring and we only sold 1,353 units,
360
00:16:35,213 --> 00:16:37,880
which is about 70%
under the normal range.
361
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:40,755
- And that's just off the top of your head?
- Can I talk to you in private?
362
00:16:40,838 --> 00:16:43,130
Just a second.
Why do you think they didn't sell, Maya?
363
00:16:43,463 --> 00:16:44,380
Well...
364
00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:47,713
your organic line isn't really organic.
365
00:16:47,797 --> 00:16:48,755
[scoffs]
366
00:16:48,922 --> 00:16:50,005
Are you kidding me?
367
00:16:50,338 --> 00:16:51,505
[inhales]
368
00:16:53,255 --> 00:16:55,630
Look, I don't want to insult anyone, okay?
And I...
369
00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:58,005
I realize that my...
370
00:16:58,588 --> 00:17:00,338
credentials aren't typically--
371
00:17:00,422 --> 00:17:01,963
Oh, you are right about that.
372
00:17:03,713 --> 00:17:06,255
Harvard undergrad, magna cum laude.
373
00:17:06,338 --> 00:17:08,922
Then there's your philanthropy,
all the work with the Peace Corps.
374
00:17:09,005 --> 00:17:11,630
And, of course,
you have got to see the Facebook page.
375
00:17:11,713 --> 00:17:12,797
Her Facebook page?
376
00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:13,755
My Facebook page?
377
00:17:14,338 --> 00:17:17,213
[Anderson] I have been training
for Kilimanjaro for months.
378
00:17:17,422 --> 00:17:18,338
Is that right?
379
00:17:18,963 --> 00:17:19,922
Well, Zoe?
380
00:17:20,547 --> 00:17:21,422
What do you think?
381
00:17:21,505 --> 00:17:22,755
I think I've seen enough.
382
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:25,463
Thank you for coming in, Maya.
383
00:17:25,547 --> 00:17:26,797
Yeah, okay.
384
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:27,797
Thank you.
385
00:17:39,213 --> 00:17:40,380
Shit!
386
00:17:45,547 --> 00:17:46,505
Hey.
387
00:17:47,172 --> 00:17:48,088
Uh-oh.
388
00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:50,088
She doesn't look happy.
389
00:17:50,172 --> 00:17:52,047
- She doesn't look happy.
- I'm not happy.
390
00:17:52,130 --> 00:17:53,547
- They didn't like you?
- No,
391
00:17:53,630 --> 00:17:55,338
they thought I was very accomplished.
392
00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:59,672
Given my MBA and my stint
in the Peace Corps, who can blame them?
393
00:17:59,755 --> 00:18:00,588
Peace Corps?
394
00:18:00,672 --> 00:18:01,963
Yeah, it's all right there...
395
00:18:02,755 --> 00:18:04,130
on my Facebook page.
396
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:05,547
But you're not on Facebo--
397
00:18:07,338 --> 00:18:08,338
Dilly!
398
00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,505
Do not move.
399
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:14,255
Did you create a Facebook page for Maya?
400
00:18:14,338 --> 00:18:16,047
And do not lie.
401
00:18:16,130 --> 00:18:18,172
- Yes.
- Okay, that was easy.
402
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:20,130
But it wasn't just Facebook.
403
00:18:20,213 --> 00:18:21,797
[Dilly] Okay, give me some credit.
404
00:18:22,547 --> 00:18:23,797
This is a work of art.
405
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,005
I mean, I gave you
a completely new identity.
406
00:18:26,088 --> 00:18:29,588
You've got your own Wix site
and it's got social and corporate.
407
00:18:29,672 --> 00:18:31,130
- What?
- Why, Dill?
408
00:18:31,630 --> 00:18:32,588
For your birthday.
409
00:18:32,672 --> 00:18:36,130
I mean, you said you wanted to be fancy,
so I just Cinderella'd your ass.
410
00:18:36,213 --> 00:18:37,088
Ow.
411
00:18:37,588 --> 00:18:41,213
I was going to use your porn name, but you
don't even use your legal name anymore.
412
00:18:41,297 --> 00:18:43,047
- So--
- My porn name?
413
00:18:43,130 --> 00:18:45,047
-Yeah.
-[Dilly and Joan] First pet, first street.
414
00:18:45,297 --> 00:18:46,505
Mine's Fluffy Valley.
415
00:18:46,588 --> 00:18:48,713
Okay, so it's a whole new you.
416
00:18:48,797 --> 00:18:50,672
But it's still you,
because it's your real name.
417
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:54,213
I've got everything. I've got
your school records, employment history.
418
00:18:54,297 --> 00:18:55,713
The FBI couldn't debunk this.
419
00:18:55,797 --> 00:18:57,297
So it's basically real.
420
00:18:57,380 --> 00:18:59,255
Except it's bullshit.
421
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:00,880
Yeah, it's bullshit!
422
00:19:00,963 --> 00:19:02,172
Out!
423
00:19:02,755 --> 00:19:05,630
It doesn't matter
because I'm not getting the job anyway.
424
00:19:07,588 --> 00:19:10,172
And, look, next time I start
making birthday wishes, just...
425
00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:12,130
hit me over the head.
426
00:19:12,630 --> 00:19:14,880
-[Dilly] Bulbous Cockburn.
- What?
427
00:19:15,838 --> 00:19:17,713
- It's my porn name.
- Don't say "bulbous."
428
00:19:18,547 --> 00:19:20,463
- That's the...
-[Joan] You're disgusting.
429
00:19:20,547 --> 00:19:22,505
Don't curse in front of your godmother.
430
00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:24,047
Little asshole.
431
00:19:25,463 --> 00:19:31,338
Okay, all those in favor of renaming
to "Morning Masticators," raise your hand.
432
00:19:31,422 --> 00:19:32,838
Nice and high, so I can count.
433
00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:35,672
- It just sounds like mast--
- It means "eating". Okay?
434
00:19:35,755 --> 00:19:38,172
Calling it "Moms" is sexist against men.
435
00:19:38,255 --> 00:19:39,130
[Joan] Okay.
436
00:19:39,213 --> 00:19:40,588
You're a little stupid, aren't you?
437
00:19:45,505 --> 00:19:48,047
Remember, you're supposed
to be my right hand.
438
00:19:49,713 --> 00:19:50,838
[cell phone vibrates]
439
00:19:50,922 --> 00:19:53,463
I bet you he uses that right hand a lot.
440
00:19:53,547 --> 00:19:54,463
-[laughs]
-[Maya] Hello?
441
00:19:54,547 --> 00:19:56,255
Tell me what mastication means.
442
00:19:56,338 --> 00:19:58,380
- I know what mastication means.
-[Maya] Yes.
443
00:19:59,630 --> 00:20:01,047
Uh, I...
444
00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:02,588
Thank you.
445
00:20:05,463 --> 00:20:07,088
No, absolutely, I will.
446
00:20:08,963 --> 00:20:09,880
What?
447
00:20:10,422 --> 00:20:11,588
That was F&C.
448
00:20:13,047 --> 00:20:14,172
They want to hire me.
449
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:17,630
Shut up! I thought that skinny bitch
kicked you out of her office.
450
00:20:17,713 --> 00:20:18,547
She did.
451
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:21,088
I mean, I basically trashed
their entire skincare line.
452
00:20:21,172 --> 00:20:23,797
Maybe that was a test
to see if you were a straight shooter.
453
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:26,088
The lie got you in the door.
454
00:20:26,755 --> 00:20:28,963
But you got the job, baby.
455
00:20:29,047 --> 00:20:31,380
Come on. You can do this.
456
00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:35,505
- You can do this.
-[Arthur] Miss Davilla. A moment.
457
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:39,547
Hey, who's the champ?
458
00:20:40,297 --> 00:20:41,338
- What?
- You're the champ.
459
00:20:41,963 --> 00:20:43,047
Come on, who's the champ?
460
00:20:43,713 --> 00:20:46,463
Who's the champ? Wake up.
Who's the champ? Let's go.
461
00:20:46,547 --> 00:20:47,880
- Who's the champ?
- I'm the champ?
462
00:20:47,963 --> 00:20:48,838
You're the champ.
463
00:20:48,922 --> 00:20:50,922
- Come on.
- Stop doing that to me.
464
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:57,463
Excuse me, Arthur...
465
00:20:58,338 --> 00:20:59,588
I've been thinking about...
466
00:21:00,338 --> 00:21:02,463
all the things you've said this week.
467
00:21:02,838 --> 00:21:03,672
Good.
468
00:21:04,422 --> 00:21:06,047
And I don't think
I can be your right hand.
469
00:21:06,922 --> 00:21:07,922
Are you quitting?
470
00:21:09,922 --> 00:21:10,922
Best of luck to you.
471
00:21:12,130 --> 00:21:13,297
[Arthur] Best of luck to you.
472
00:21:14,088 --> 00:21:16,338
It's not easy getting a job
for a woman your age.
473
00:21:16,422 --> 00:21:18,130
- Oop!
- Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
474
00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:23,213
[Joan] No, this is not going to be good.
475
00:21:23,297 --> 00:21:25,130
Oh, she's about to fuck you up.
476
00:21:29,047 --> 00:21:29,922
Watch me.
477
00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:32,130
["Like That" playing]
478
00:21:36,422 --> 00:21:38,380
♪ I'm gonna dance till I die ♪
479
00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:41,838
♪ I'm a hot-headed gold machine ♪
480
00:21:41,922 --> 00:21:45,172
♪ Till I fly,I'm gonna make you remember me ♪
481
00:21:45,255 --> 00:21:46,297
♪ Hey, hey ♪
482
00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:50,005
♪ What you sayAin't got nothing to do with it... ♪
483
00:22:02,797 --> 00:22:04,963
Attaboy, Lucas! Nice turn.
484
00:22:05,463 --> 00:22:06,380
Nice ass.
485
00:22:06,547 --> 00:22:07,797
[Trey chuckles]
486
00:22:08,213 --> 00:22:10,505
- Who are you talking about?
- You know who I'm talking about.
487
00:22:11,755 --> 00:22:14,380
The team's looking great.
You guys are going all the way this year.
488
00:22:14,463 --> 00:22:16,797
Yeah. Yeah, I'll be happy
if we make the tournament, but...
489
00:22:17,380 --> 00:22:18,463
a lot of good teams to beat.
490
00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:20,713
They don't have the best assistant coach
in the country.
491
00:22:20,797 --> 00:22:22,213
I like your confidence.
492
00:22:22,297 --> 00:22:23,255
I like your--
493
00:22:23,338 --> 00:22:24,255
Ass. I know.
494
00:22:24,338 --> 00:22:25,630
I was going to say "smile."
495
00:22:28,338 --> 00:22:31,130
Hey, I have some great news
I want to talk to you about.
496
00:22:32,172 --> 00:22:33,130
Yeah?
497
00:22:33,213 --> 00:22:35,380
- Full Moon?
- Yeah, let me finish up here
498
00:22:35,463 --> 00:22:37,422
and then I'll see you there at eight?
499
00:22:37,505 --> 00:22:38,797
- Perfect.
- Okay.
500
00:22:49,922 --> 00:22:53,213
- I just, I can't believe you said yes.
- I know!
501
00:22:53,713 --> 00:22:55,463
I know, my head is still spinning.
502
00:22:55,547 --> 00:22:57,630
Yeah, but you're going to come clean,
right?
503
00:22:59,505 --> 00:23:02,588
Look, I admit that the way I got in
was less than honest, but...
504
00:23:04,047 --> 00:23:05,380
what I did in that room...
505
00:23:06,630 --> 00:23:07,713
I can do this.
506
00:23:09,130 --> 00:23:11,297
Okay. I'm happy for you, babe.
507
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,297
Hey, maybe you take this offer...
508
00:23:14,672 --> 00:23:19,297
You tell him we need a couple weeks
and we can go away and start a family.
509
00:23:19,963 --> 00:23:22,005
- This could be a really good thing.
- Trey, I can't.
510
00:23:28,130 --> 00:23:29,088
It's just...
511
00:23:30,047 --> 00:23:31,088
not the right time.
512
00:23:32,797 --> 00:23:35,255
Our timing never seems right.
513
00:23:36,505 --> 00:23:37,547
Does it?
514
00:23:37,630 --> 00:23:40,422
I mean, we've been talking about this
for three years.
515
00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:42,380
I always...
516
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:45,922
thought we were heading to this.
517
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:48,547
You know, I want...
518
00:23:49,672 --> 00:23:50,797
a family.
519
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:54,172
Maya, I want kids
and I want that with you.
520
00:23:54,672 --> 00:23:56,005
We can even adopt.
521
00:23:56,588 --> 00:23:57,547
Oh, baby.
522
00:24:04,088 --> 00:24:05,130
[scoffs]
523
00:24:05,922 --> 00:24:06,797
No.
524
00:24:09,755 --> 00:24:12,255
It's obvious we want different things.
525
00:24:12,338 --> 00:24:13,213
Trey...
526
00:24:14,838 --> 00:24:16,505
We shouldn't do this anymore.
527
00:24:20,547 --> 00:24:24,130
["Silverlining" playing]
528
00:24:30,963 --> 00:24:35,547
♪ I'm a wrecking ball at best ♪
529
00:24:38,255 --> 00:24:42,755
♪ A big house with empty photographs ♪
530
00:24:45,588 --> 00:24:50,088
♪ You are my only souvenir ♪
531
00:24:53,005 --> 00:24:58,047
♪ You are my silver lining... ♪
532
00:25:14,797 --> 00:25:17,005
Oh, oh, no. You look like Mrs. Doubtfire.
533
00:25:17,630 --> 00:25:19,880
I'm trying to look respectable,
not too slutty.
534
00:25:19,963 --> 00:25:21,505
Oh, all right. Well, no problem there.
535
00:25:22,005 --> 00:25:23,922
That outfit's like dick repellent.
536
00:25:24,588 --> 00:25:26,213
- What's dick repellent?
- Okay, out.
537
00:25:26,713 --> 00:25:29,130
What? You say bad shit all the time.
538
00:25:29,213 --> 00:25:30,755
Okay, you know what? Go brush your...
539
00:25:31,380 --> 00:25:32,880
fricking teeth. Goodbye.
540
00:25:32,963 --> 00:25:34,338
That's not even a word!
541
00:25:34,422 --> 00:25:37,880
Hey, go with
Plan Anything Other Than That.
542
00:25:38,422 --> 00:25:39,255
And...
543
00:25:39,755 --> 00:25:41,755
wipe that face off your face, Missy Thing.
Okay?
544
00:25:43,547 --> 00:25:45,672
All right. Don't say I didn't warn you.
545
00:25:50,922 --> 00:25:53,213
-["Push It" playing]
-[Joan] Come on, let's do this, girls.
546
00:25:53,297 --> 00:25:54,547
[women cheer]
547
00:25:54,630 --> 00:25:55,922
- No.
-[Suzi] Maya!
548
00:25:56,005 --> 00:25:57,088
- No.
-[Suzi] Come down here.
549
00:25:57,172 --> 00:25:58,588
- Maya!
- No!
550
00:25:59,713 --> 00:26:00,588
♪ Push it... ♪
551
00:26:05,338 --> 00:26:07,422
♪ Yo, yo yo, yo baby pop ♪
552
00:26:07,505 --> 00:26:09,880
♪ Yeah, youCome here, give me a kiss ♪
553
00:26:09,963 --> 00:26:12,838
♪ Better make it fastOr else I'm gonna get pissed ♪
554
00:26:13,422 --> 00:26:15,963
♪ Can't you hear the music pumping hardLike I wish you would ♪
555
00:26:16,047 --> 00:26:18,005
- Get out of the way.
-♪ Now push it ♪
556
00:26:20,130 --> 00:26:21,255
♪ Push it good... ♪
557
00:26:21,838 --> 00:26:22,922
- That hurt my boob.
- Did it?
558
00:26:23,505 --> 00:26:25,547
- Yes. Now out of my way.
- Where are you going?
559
00:26:25,630 --> 00:26:27,713
No. Where are you going? No.
560
00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:30,755
Come on! This is not eighth grade.
Come on.
561
00:26:30,838 --> 00:26:31,922
Come on.
562
00:26:32,005 --> 00:26:33,047
♪ Push it real good... ♪
563
00:26:33,130 --> 00:26:34,797
What! What!
564
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:36,130
Oh, you remember that part?
565
00:26:36,213 --> 00:26:37,088
That's right.
566
00:26:37,838 --> 00:26:39,630
Uh-uh. Where's she going?
567
00:26:40,380 --> 00:26:42,630
Oh, my God, it doesn't work anymore!
568
00:26:43,172 --> 00:26:45,172
-[music continues]
-[whooping]
569
00:26:51,630 --> 00:26:54,547
♪ Boy, you really got me going ♪
570
00:26:54,630 --> 00:26:55,922
♪ You got me so ♪
571
00:26:56,422 --> 00:26:58,338
♪ I don't know what I'm doing... ♪
572
00:27:00,047 --> 00:27:02,838
-[Maya] Come on, come on, come on.
-[Joan] That's right, hit it.
573
00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:11,922
♪ Ah, push it ♪
574
00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:14,047
♪ Push it, push it, push it ♪
575
00:27:15,005 --> 00:27:15,922
♪ Push it ♪
576
00:27:16,005 --> 00:27:17,755
♪ Push it, push it, push it... ♪
577
00:27:22,630 --> 00:27:23,713
[woman] Miss Vargas?
578
00:27:23,963 --> 00:27:24,797
Hello.
579
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:28,005
Hi. Ariana Ng,
your probationary assistant.
580
00:27:28,505 --> 00:27:29,963
Oh. Okay, well...
581
00:27:30,463 --> 00:27:31,505
you can call me Maya.
582
00:27:31,588 --> 00:27:32,880
Yes, Maya'am.
583
00:27:32,963 --> 00:27:34,005
Ma'am.
584
00:27:34,588 --> 00:27:36,088
Follow me, please.
585
00:27:36,672 --> 00:27:40,547
There you are. Hi.
I'm Hildy Ostrander, your DE.
586
00:27:40,630 --> 00:27:42,255
Oh, hi. Nice to meet you, Hildy.
587
00:27:42,922 --> 00:27:45,005
- Sorry, "DE"?
- Development Executive.
588
00:27:45,088 --> 00:27:48,255
Miss Ostrander came to F&C
from Vassar via Pfizer.
589
00:27:48,338 --> 00:27:50,713
She also oversees the entire East Coast
and is very single--
590
00:27:50,797 --> 00:27:52,297
Oh, Ng, say less.
591
00:27:52,922 --> 00:27:53,922
Right this way.
592
00:27:59,047 --> 00:28:00,963
- This is my office?
-[Hildy] Mm-hmm.
593
00:28:02,630 --> 00:28:03,630
Wow.
594
00:28:04,338 --> 00:28:05,297
This is--
595
00:28:05,380 --> 00:28:07,922
I know, we'll have the decorators right up
so you can fix it.
596
00:28:08,005 --> 00:28:09,588
This is really great.
597
00:28:10,172 --> 00:28:11,463
Cancel the decorators.
598
00:28:11,547 --> 00:28:15,213
Mr. Clarke's office sent down keys to one
of our corporate apartments in the city.
599
00:28:15,297 --> 00:28:17,047
- Ariana?
- Yes.
600
00:28:17,547 --> 00:28:18,505
I can't.
601
00:28:18,588 --> 00:28:20,588
She's afraid of heights.
602
00:28:21,463 --> 00:28:23,213
[Maya] How long
have you been working here?
603
00:28:23,297 --> 00:28:24,172
[Ariana] Three months.
604
00:28:24,255 --> 00:28:25,963
She was talking to me. Six years.
605
00:28:26,047 --> 00:28:26,880
Great.
606
00:28:27,213 --> 00:28:30,047
Because I'm here to work my butt off,
so any wisdom you can impart...
607
00:28:30,130 --> 00:28:32,505
Great. We'll start
with the morning meeting.
608
00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:36,797
Development kicks off
the new quarterly cycle today,
609
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,422
so your timing's perfect.
610
00:28:38,505 --> 00:28:39,547
Uh, what cycle?
611
00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:43,505
It was men's grooming, but they switched
it to skincare at the last second.
612
00:28:44,338 --> 00:28:45,297
You're kidding me.
613
00:28:45,380 --> 00:28:48,380
I don't want this to sound like anything
but constructive advice.
614
00:28:48,463 --> 00:28:51,047
We've never had a consultant
in development before,
615
00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:54,130
so they're gonna be looking for any excuse
to tear you apart.
616
00:28:55,547 --> 00:28:56,630
That's comforting.
617
00:28:56,713 --> 00:28:59,130
That's Ron Ebsen, the other DE.
618
00:28:59,213 --> 00:29:00,755
- He's cute.
- He knows it.
619
00:29:00,838 --> 00:29:03,505
He actually studied dance
before he went to business school.
620
00:29:03,588 --> 00:29:06,172
He'll come over as soon as he...
Yep, brace for impact.
621
00:29:06,255 --> 00:29:07,463
- You must be Maya.
- Hi.
622
00:29:07,547 --> 00:29:10,547
Ron Ebsen. I've been lobbying
for a consultant for a while now.
623
00:29:10,630 --> 00:29:12,172
You went to Wharton, right?
624
00:29:12,255 --> 00:29:13,463
Yes, I did.
625
00:29:13,963 --> 00:29:16,047
- Wharton.
- And you had Professor Gumpart?
626
00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:18,338
Of course. I love him.
627
00:29:18,838 --> 00:29:19,672
Her.
628
00:29:20,422 --> 00:29:21,838
Yeah, not anymore.
629
00:29:21,922 --> 00:29:23,297
Oh, wow.
630
00:29:23,380 --> 00:29:25,630
Hang on, are you sure?
Because she and I, we...
631
00:29:26,213 --> 00:29:27,547
Oh, God.
632
00:29:27,630 --> 00:29:28,880
Good morning, everyone.
633
00:29:29,380 --> 00:29:30,672
Zoe, right?
634
00:29:30,755 --> 00:29:33,005
Yes. Vice-president of Global Skincare.
635
00:29:34,130 --> 00:29:35,297
- Skincare?
- Mm-hmm.
636
00:29:36,297 --> 00:29:37,130
Oh, boy.
637
00:29:37,213 --> 00:29:39,963
Some of you have already heard
our new mandate from on high
638
00:29:40,047 --> 00:29:44,005
to replace our existing moisture line
with an organic alternative.
639
00:29:44,088 --> 00:29:46,172
-[astonished murmurs]
-[man] It's already all natural!
640
00:29:46,255 --> 00:29:48,047
Apparently it needs to be more so.
641
00:29:48,130 --> 00:29:49,338
By the end of the quarter?
642
00:29:49,755 --> 00:29:50,880
That's not possible.
643
00:29:50,963 --> 00:29:54,297
-[murmuring]
-[Ron] We're not talking 100% green.
644
00:29:54,380 --> 00:29:55,213
Just greener.
645
00:29:55,297 --> 00:29:56,297
[man] This is ridiculous!
646
00:29:56,380 --> 00:30:00,880
From the shrieks of wild enthusiasm,
I take it Zoe's just broken the news.
647
00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:03,213
Are you kidding me?
He's old enough to be her--
648
00:30:03,297 --> 00:30:05,088
- Father.
-[Zoe] You want to run this?
649
00:30:05,172 --> 00:30:08,547
No, no. I just wanted to drop by
and formally introduce our new hire.
650
00:30:09,130 --> 00:30:12,130
Maya Vargas
is an extremely accomplished consultant
651
00:30:12,213 --> 00:30:15,547
and the new skincare direction
was partially inspired by her feedback.
652
00:30:15,630 --> 00:30:16,463
Maya?
653
00:30:20,838 --> 00:30:22,380
[Ron] Sir, I think it's a great idea.
654
00:30:22,463 --> 00:30:25,380
End of quarter is aggressive,
but I think we're up to the challenge.
655
00:30:25,463 --> 00:30:26,630
Excellent. Thank you, Ron.
656
00:30:26,713 --> 00:30:30,963
We'll start brainstorming, though it might
be helpful to hear Maya's game plan.
657
00:30:33,338 --> 00:30:36,047
- Sorry?
- Yes. Maya, please, tell everyone
658
00:30:36,130 --> 00:30:38,797
where you think
the existing skincare line falls short.
659
00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:42,922
Okay. Um...
660
00:30:45,130 --> 00:30:46,047
Respectfully...
661
00:30:48,422 --> 00:30:49,880
F&C was skewered
662
00:30:49,963 --> 00:30:53,005
when they tried to convince people that
Nutralis was a new hair-growth product
663
00:30:53,088 --> 00:30:55,172
when, basically,
it was repackaged shampoo.
664
00:30:55,338 --> 00:30:56,380
They felt scammed.
665
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,505
- So to repeat that pattern--
- It's not the same.
666
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:02,505
You can't say "all natural"
on the front of a bottle
667
00:31:02,588 --> 00:31:05,547
and then have a whole list of chemicals
on the back.
668
00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:08,505
All comfortably within FDA guidelines.
669
00:31:08,588 --> 00:31:12,297
People don't want to "probably not"
get cancer from a skin cream.
670
00:31:12,380 --> 00:31:14,922
That's ridiculous.
Launching an entirely new product line
671
00:31:15,005 --> 00:31:17,172
is almost triple the cost
of evolving an existing one.
672
00:31:17,255 --> 00:31:20,047
- I think people--
- Guys, we're all on the same team, okay?
673
00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:22,505
- All right?
-[Zoe] Maybe we shouldn't be.
674
00:31:23,172 --> 00:31:24,047
How about this?
675
00:31:24,130 --> 00:31:29,755
Ron and I will thread the needle at
profitably organicifying the current line.
676
00:31:30,380 --> 00:31:33,297
And Maya and Hildy can cook up
something new, all green,
677
00:31:33,380 --> 00:31:35,297
within our profit margins.
678
00:31:35,380 --> 00:31:36,255
Oh, Christ.
679
00:31:36,797 --> 00:31:38,005
You want to compete?
680
00:31:43,213 --> 00:31:44,172
Okay.
681
00:31:45,005 --> 00:31:45,963
You've got three months.
682
00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:47,338
And, uh...
683
00:31:48,338 --> 00:31:49,588
may the best woman win.
684
00:31:54,172 --> 00:31:57,088
The first and most imperative step
is landing Felix.
685
00:31:57,172 --> 00:31:59,172
- Who's Felix?
- Inventor of Vitalize.
686
00:31:59,255 --> 00:32:00,505
Oh, I love Vitalize.
687
00:32:00,588 --> 00:32:02,172
He's F&C's chief chemist, the best.
688
00:32:02,255 --> 00:32:04,297
He's got a vision for the market,
and the chemistry.
689
00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:06,047
We cannot do this without Felix.
690
00:32:06,672 --> 00:32:08,380
Great. Can we get him?
691
00:32:09,422 --> 00:32:10,255
No.
692
00:32:12,797 --> 00:32:16,505
Walt Benjamin is Felix's number two
and an incredibly talented scientist.
693
00:32:17,047 --> 00:32:18,463
I'm not going against Felix.
694
00:32:18,838 --> 00:32:20,047
[Hildy sighs]
695
00:32:20,588 --> 00:32:24,838
Alicia Zhou is our latest hire
out of Cornell.
696
00:32:25,630 --> 00:32:26,463
Yes.
697
00:32:26,547 --> 00:32:27,547
Great!
698
00:32:27,630 --> 00:32:29,755
- Oh, thank God.
-[laughs] Thank you.
699
00:32:29,838 --> 00:32:31,588
This is going to be so exciting.
700
00:32:31,672 --> 00:32:33,880
No, it's not. That was sarcasm.
701
00:32:33,963 --> 00:32:35,797
Did you not pick up on that? Or...
702
00:32:39,713 --> 00:32:40,838
[meowing]
703
00:32:40,922 --> 00:32:42,005
[Maya] What the hell?
704
00:32:42,338 --> 00:32:43,922
This guy was on Hildy's list?
705
00:32:44,005 --> 00:32:46,255
We've gone through the list.
This is my idea.
706
00:32:46,755 --> 00:32:48,005
[meowing]
707
00:32:48,422 --> 00:32:49,630
[man] Dinner's almost ready.
708
00:32:49,713 --> 00:32:52,380
-[meowing]
- No, come back here!
709
00:32:52,505 --> 00:32:53,422
[man grunts]
710
00:32:54,130 --> 00:32:55,005
Stay!
711
00:32:57,630 --> 00:33:00,922
So you went from MIT
to developing cat food?
712
00:33:01,630 --> 00:33:02,630
Maybe I like cats.
713
00:33:02,713 --> 00:33:04,255
Or maybe Felix exiled him.
714
00:33:04,922 --> 00:33:07,047
Well, maybe Felix is an ass panda.
715
00:33:08,047 --> 00:33:09,672
Well, he teamed up with Zoe.
716
00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:11,463
Yeah, everyone's teamed up with Zoe.
717
00:33:12,047 --> 00:33:13,047
Except you.
718
00:33:13,630 --> 00:33:14,963
Is that because of Felix?
719
00:33:15,047 --> 00:33:17,255
Look, there are millions of words
in the English language,
720
00:33:17,338 --> 00:33:19,672
but there is no combination
that accurately describes
721
00:33:19,755 --> 00:33:22,672
the feeling I have
of wanting to beat his ass with a chair.
722
00:33:22,755 --> 00:33:25,005
So, here's your chance
to beat that panda ass.
723
00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:27,838
I'm in.
724
00:33:29,338 --> 00:33:30,172
Yay.
725
00:33:39,672 --> 00:33:42,047
Oh, my God! What the hell?
726
00:33:42,255 --> 00:33:43,130
[gasps]
727
00:33:43,255 --> 00:33:47,380
You know what? Screw the kid,
I am moving in with you.
728
00:33:47,713 --> 00:33:49,547
He could learn to hunt or something.
729
00:33:49,630 --> 00:33:50,672
This is crazy.
730
00:33:50,755 --> 00:33:52,672
All of this is insane.
731
00:33:52,755 --> 00:33:53,713
Look at this!
732
00:33:54,213 --> 00:33:56,922
Oh, my God, you've got cards here.
733
00:33:57,505 --> 00:34:00,047
Bergdorf Goodman. Hello, lover.
734
00:34:00,130 --> 00:34:02,297
Those are for product research and stuff.
735
00:34:02,380 --> 00:34:05,088
The big companies give you that
so you can keep up with everything.
736
00:34:05,172 --> 00:34:06,838
Oh, my God, look at this!
737
00:34:06,922 --> 00:34:08,213
Fifty levels of refrigerator.
738
00:34:08,297 --> 00:34:11,047
[gasps] Holy s-word!
The refrigerator is stocked!
739
00:34:11,130 --> 00:34:12,797
- Holy what?
- Oh, yeah.
740
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:16,755
Otto got kicked out of school
because he called his teacher a dunt.
741
00:34:17,338 --> 00:34:18,838
- A what?
- A dumb--
742
00:34:18,922 --> 00:34:19,755
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.
743
00:34:19,838 --> 00:34:23,630
So I am endeavoring
to set a better example. Beer, dear.
744
00:34:23,922 --> 00:34:25,172
- Good luck with that.
- Yeah.
745
00:34:25,255 --> 00:34:26,255
Well, I'll need it.
746
00:34:26,338 --> 00:34:28,130
Here you go. Cheers.
747
00:34:30,380 --> 00:34:32,005
[Joan] Mm-hmm!
748
00:34:32,338 --> 00:34:34,797
Oh, my God.
Look at all these drawers even.
749
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,505
-[Joan gasps]
- Have you heard from him?
750
00:34:36,963 --> 00:34:37,797
Who?
751
00:34:38,630 --> 00:34:39,797
Oh, Trey?
752
00:34:42,047 --> 00:34:42,880
Um...
753
00:34:43,713 --> 00:34:45,630
Uh, I don't really want... I don't...
754
00:34:45,713 --> 00:34:47,297
You don't really what?
755
00:34:48,463 --> 00:34:50,297
You know how it is. People...
756
00:34:51,047 --> 00:34:55,005
hear that you guys broke up
and he's a wounded fish and...
757
00:34:55,963 --> 00:34:58,088
you know, the sharks start circling.
758
00:34:59,088 --> 00:35:00,422
It's only been a week.
759
00:35:00,505 --> 00:35:01,672
What do you expect?
760
00:35:01,755 --> 00:35:03,380
You never told him the truth.
761
00:35:03,463 --> 00:35:06,297
And me telling him the truth was suddenly
going to make everything okay?
762
00:35:06,380 --> 00:35:10,255
No, you're right, it's better
to lug your past around like a cross.
763
00:35:12,672 --> 00:35:13,630
Maya...
764
00:35:14,422 --> 00:35:17,130
You were 17 years old
when you gave the kid up.
765
00:35:17,213 --> 00:35:18,880
You were a kid yourself.
766
00:35:20,047 --> 00:35:21,672
You did the right thing.
767
00:35:22,422 --> 00:35:23,880
Oh, come on.
768
00:35:23,963 --> 00:35:26,297
Now that I've bummed you out
about Trey...
769
00:35:26,380 --> 00:35:28,380
No, come on, I don't want to do that.
770
00:35:30,838 --> 00:35:32,172
I don't know what I'm doing here.
771
00:35:32,255 --> 00:35:35,213
You don't know what you're doing here?
I'll tell you what you're gonna do.
772
00:35:35,297 --> 00:35:36,213
You're gonna...
773
00:35:36,963 --> 00:35:38,255
take these cards here,
774
00:35:38,338 --> 00:35:40,047
you're gonna dress the part.
775
00:35:40,130 --> 00:35:43,005
You're gonna buy yourself
those fancy shoes with the red bottoms.
776
00:35:43,088 --> 00:35:44,088
All right, you know what?
777
00:35:44,172 --> 00:35:47,797
As your friend, I'm gonna take these
off your hands. Thank you.
778
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,463
- Don't you dare.
- No, I'm gonna take 'em,
779
00:35:49,547 --> 00:35:51,338
'cause you don't seem to be
appreciative of it.
780
00:35:51,422 --> 00:35:53,422
- No!
- Okay. And then I'm gonna take this.
781
00:35:53,505 --> 00:35:54,588
Oh, it's a two-parter.
782
00:35:54,672 --> 00:35:56,713
- I'm gonna take these and I'm gonna go.
- No!
783
00:36:01,297 --> 00:36:03,255
- Oh, my God.
- This is crazy.
784
00:36:03,338 --> 00:36:05,547
Come on. Let's show them
what Queens can do.
785
00:36:06,047 --> 00:36:07,297
Holding!
786
00:36:07,838 --> 00:36:09,838
One for you, two for me.
787
00:36:09,922 --> 00:36:11,797
We can't spend all of it.
788
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:15,380
Okay, do you know what?
Gift cards are like horses.
789
00:36:15,463 --> 00:36:18,005
They are meant to be ridden hard.
790
00:36:18,088 --> 00:36:20,088
Now get your head in the game.
There you go.
791
00:36:20,588 --> 00:36:22,130
And I'm gonna go ahead and try this on.
792
00:36:22,213 --> 00:36:23,172
You can't buy that.
793
00:36:23,255 --> 00:36:25,213
I'm not buying it. You are, bitch.
Thank you.
794
00:36:25,797 --> 00:36:28,047
♪ Ooh, girl, you're shining ♪
795
00:36:28,130 --> 00:36:30,338
♪ Like a Fifth Avenue diamond ♪
796
00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:32,755
♪ And they don't make youlike they used to ♪
797
00:36:32,838 --> 00:36:34,380
♪ You're never going out of style... ♪
798
00:36:34,463 --> 00:36:38,713
Okay. First thing we need to do,
outline a goal for our product.
799
00:36:40,088 --> 00:36:41,672
Has to be 100% organic.
800
00:36:42,172 --> 00:36:43,922
It has to be profitable.
801
00:36:44,005 --> 00:36:47,338
It has to fill a hole in the marketplace.
802
00:36:47,422 --> 00:36:49,297
Uh, it needs a wow factor.
803
00:36:49,380 --> 00:36:51,422
Why are you smushed against the door?
804
00:36:51,505 --> 00:36:53,338
Uh, none of your business.
805
00:36:53,422 --> 00:36:55,297
[Maya] What do people really want?
806
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:56,880
To be young.
807
00:36:56,963 --> 00:36:58,088
To be thin.
808
00:36:58,172 --> 00:37:00,297
Uh, to work underground.
809
00:37:00,380 --> 00:37:01,588
To be loved.
810
00:37:01,672 --> 00:37:04,755
Well, great.
All we need to do is invent a product
811
00:37:04,838 --> 00:37:09,338
that makes people feel young, thin,
lovable, and...
812
00:37:09,922 --> 00:37:11,130
subterranean.
813
00:37:11,213 --> 00:37:12,630
[laughs] We can do this.
814
00:37:12,713 --> 00:37:13,588
[elevator bell pings]
815
00:37:15,130 --> 00:37:17,505
♪ Black saint, sinner lady ♪
816
00:37:17,588 --> 00:37:19,088
♪ Playin' knockoff soul... ♪
817
00:37:19,255 --> 00:37:22,838
-[Maya] Wow!
-[Ariana] You should see the big room.
818
00:37:22,922 --> 00:37:26,672
These are all the day creams, night
creams. La Mer, Valmont, Hauschka.
819
00:37:26,755 --> 00:37:28,338
Dove, TRESemmé, Supergoop--
820
00:37:28,422 --> 00:37:29,963
Ariana, say less.
821
00:37:30,047 --> 00:37:31,505
Everything that is relevant.
822
00:37:31,588 --> 00:37:32,880
[Chase] Women like to be moist.
823
00:37:35,130 --> 00:37:37,130
...turized. Moisturized.
824
00:37:37,213 --> 00:37:40,838
Anyway, the first step is to have Research
put together a data package
825
00:37:40,922 --> 00:37:43,463
that shows us
the top sellers in each sector.
826
00:37:43,755 --> 00:37:44,588
Why?
827
00:37:44,672 --> 00:37:47,297
It's standard procedure
in launching any new line.
828
00:37:48,172 --> 00:37:50,088
Well, I think we should be in the stores.
829
00:37:50,172 --> 00:37:54,047
You know, talking to the managers, looking
at the sell-throughs, the rates of return.
830
00:37:54,130 --> 00:37:56,047
I mean, if we're gonna find
a hole in the market,
831
00:37:56,130 --> 00:37:58,797
then we have to find
a hole in the market.
832
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:02,005
That's gonna eat up a lot of time
and we only have ten weeks.
833
00:38:02,088 --> 00:38:03,213
[Anderson] Ah, there you are.
834
00:38:03,297 --> 00:38:05,672
- Mr. Clarke, what a surprise.
- Hello, Hildy.
835
00:38:05,755 --> 00:38:07,505
- Brushing up on the competition?
- Yes.
836
00:38:07,588 --> 00:38:08,630
What can we do for you?
837
00:38:08,713 --> 00:38:10,088
Well, these guys already know it,
838
00:38:10,172 --> 00:38:12,380
but I like to torture my employees
once in a while
839
00:38:12,463 --> 00:38:14,922
and I thought maybe you'd like to join us
out at the yacht club.
840
00:38:15,630 --> 00:38:16,547
Yacht club?
841
00:38:16,630 --> 00:38:18,713
Since you coxed on the club team
at Harvard,
842
00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,422
I thought you could show us
a thing or two.
843
00:38:23,838 --> 00:38:24,672
Sure.
844
00:38:24,755 --> 00:38:26,755
[upbeat jazz music playing]
845
00:38:35,630 --> 00:38:37,047
[Ron] I suck at this.
846
00:38:37,130 --> 00:38:39,922
[Felix] It's better than that
ziplining shit he made us do in the woods.
847
00:38:40,422 --> 00:38:43,338
I mean, I got into science
so I wouldn't have to go outdoors.
848
00:38:43,422 --> 00:38:44,422
Suck it up, ladies.
849
00:38:44,505 --> 00:38:46,088
Now, this is what I call team-building.
850
00:38:46,672 --> 00:38:48,297
Zoe rowed lightweight for Princeton.
851
00:38:48,380 --> 00:38:50,505
Never could beat you Crimson
when she was there.
852
00:38:50,588 --> 00:38:52,172
Said you guys always had their number.
853
00:38:52,255 --> 00:38:55,547
We'll see if we still have
some of that old Crimson magic.
854
00:38:57,005 --> 00:38:58,255
On the square!
855
00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:00,922
On the square!
856
00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,338
Sit ready!
857
00:39:02,422 --> 00:39:03,630
Shit's ready!
858
00:39:04,047 --> 00:39:05,297
Damn right, it is.
859
00:39:05,463 --> 00:39:07,463
Hey, shall we power 20
right from the start?
860
00:39:08,213 --> 00:39:09,630
Yes, of course.
861
00:39:09,713 --> 00:39:10,755
Attention.
862
00:39:11,672 --> 00:39:12,797
-[starting pistol fires]
- Go!
863
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,380
- Power 20!
864
00:39:14,463 --> 00:39:16,088
♪ How can I explain this? ♪
865
00:39:16,838 --> 00:39:18,630
♪ You've got to get it, baby ♪
866
00:39:19,213 --> 00:39:21,338
♪ Can't you see you're only chasing? ♪
867
00:39:22,547 --> 00:39:23,630
Five.
868
00:39:23,713 --> 00:39:24,755
Row!
869
00:39:24,838 --> 00:39:25,672
Six.
870
00:39:25,755 --> 00:39:26,838
Row!
871
00:39:26,922 --> 00:39:27,963
Seven.
872
00:39:28,047 --> 00:39:30,130
Row your boat!
873
00:39:30,213 --> 00:39:31,463
Eight.
874
00:39:31,547 --> 00:39:33,130
♪ We've gotta move a little faster... ♪
875
00:39:33,588 --> 00:39:34,672
Yeah!
876
00:39:34,755 --> 00:39:35,838
Go, go, go!
877
00:39:35,922 --> 00:39:37,297
- Oh, my God.
- My God.
878
00:39:37,380 --> 00:39:38,255
I lost my olive.
879
00:39:38,338 --> 00:39:40,047
- I'm so sorry.
- No, don't get it.
880
00:39:40,130 --> 00:39:41,588
[Ron] They're pulling ahead of us.
881
00:39:41,672 --> 00:39:42,588
Damn it, Zoe.
882
00:39:42,672 --> 00:39:43,672
I've got this.
883
00:39:44,380 --> 00:39:45,380
I've got this!
884
00:39:45,463 --> 00:39:47,338
-[siren blast]
-[radio chatter]
885
00:39:48,755 --> 00:39:50,297
I so did not have that.
886
00:39:50,380 --> 00:39:52,255
It's okay. We've had worse.
887
00:39:52,338 --> 00:39:53,713
That was epic.
888
00:39:54,297 --> 00:39:55,172
Where to begin?
889
00:39:55,838 --> 00:39:57,380
I can think of a couple of places.
890
00:39:57,963 --> 00:40:02,088
It's funny. I thought I heard "pull port"
as something different.
891
00:40:02,588 --> 00:40:03,422
Really?
892
00:40:03,505 --> 00:40:04,797
Pull port!
893
00:40:06,047 --> 00:40:07,255
Pulled pork?
894
00:40:07,338 --> 00:40:09,505
- Pulled pork?
- Right.
895
00:40:09,588 --> 00:40:11,297
- Right?
- Yes!
896
00:40:12,047 --> 00:40:12,963
No!
897
00:40:13,047 --> 00:40:16,088
- The other right. The other right!
- Look out!
898
00:40:17,588 --> 00:40:18,755
[screaming]
899
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,047
I just want to apologize--
900
00:40:20,130 --> 00:40:22,922
I just want to say one thing, all right?
901
00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:26,588
That was...
902
00:40:27,172 --> 00:40:28,713
hilarious. [laughing]
903
00:40:28,797 --> 00:40:31,588
-[Ron] But, Mr. Clarke, that scull was--
- That was a piece of crap.
904
00:40:31,672 --> 00:40:35,047
Now we have an excuse to upgrade.
[laughs]
905
00:40:35,130 --> 00:40:36,588
I'll see you guys tomorrow.
906
00:40:37,088 --> 00:40:41,172
I hope somebody videotaped that
'cause that was some crazy shit.
907
00:40:41,380 --> 00:40:42,755
[laughing]
908
00:40:43,630 --> 00:40:44,797
Well, that worked out.
909
00:40:45,380 --> 00:40:46,213
See you, Maya.
910
00:40:46,963 --> 00:40:47,838
Okay.
911
00:40:48,630 --> 00:40:51,088
First, we have to work for his daughter.
Now we get this one.
912
00:40:51,672 --> 00:40:53,130
There's something bullshit about her.
913
00:40:53,297 --> 00:40:55,380
[scoffs] Coxswain, my ass.
914
00:40:56,380 --> 00:40:57,630
- What?
- Hmm?
915
00:40:58,130 --> 00:40:59,338
Your dad is...
916
00:41:00,047 --> 00:41:00,922
unique.
917
00:41:01,630 --> 00:41:04,255
He's competitive
to the point of occasional insanity.
918
00:41:04,838 --> 00:41:06,213
But it's made him who he is.
919
00:41:08,922 --> 00:41:10,130
You worry about him.
920
00:41:11,547 --> 00:41:13,422
I worry about some of his decisions...
921
00:41:15,463 --> 00:41:17,005
since my mother passed away.
922
00:41:19,547 --> 00:41:20,505
I'm sorry.
923
00:41:21,797 --> 00:41:25,047
Six years and he hasn't been on a date
or a single vacation.
924
00:41:25,838 --> 00:41:28,755
Although I finally talked him
into putting the apartment on Zillow.
925
00:41:30,797 --> 00:41:34,547
He is always on me about
having more of a life outside of work,
926
00:41:34,963 --> 00:41:37,297
and yet he can't see
the same about himself.
927
00:41:38,422 --> 00:41:41,213
He's a dad. That's what they do, right?
928
00:41:43,338 --> 00:41:45,838
I lost both my parents
when I was young, so...
929
00:41:46,422 --> 00:41:48,005
my grandmother raised me until...
930
00:41:48,630 --> 00:41:50,588
she died
and then I bounced around foster care,
931
00:41:50,672 --> 00:41:51,588
so I wouldn't know.
932
00:41:52,088 --> 00:41:54,088
Is that why you never married or had kids?
933
00:41:57,088 --> 00:41:58,338
Something like that.
934
00:42:00,838 --> 00:42:02,755
Well, now that we've analyzed each other,
935
00:42:02,838 --> 00:42:04,380
I've got a big day tomorrow.
936
00:42:04,463 --> 00:42:06,130
First shot at initial prototypes.
937
00:42:06,630 --> 00:42:07,630
How are you guys coming?
938
00:42:07,713 --> 00:42:08,838
We're close.
939
00:42:09,380 --> 00:42:10,213
Hm.
940
00:42:10,922 --> 00:42:11,838
Very close.
941
00:42:13,547 --> 00:42:16,172
What the hell?
Oh, my God, it smells awful!
942
00:42:16,255 --> 00:42:19,713
Yeah, that's because it's 100% organic,
as ordered.
943
00:42:19,797 --> 00:42:20,713
[Maya groans]
944
00:42:20,797 --> 00:42:22,547
♪ March in this parade ♪
945
00:42:22,630 --> 00:42:24,630
♪ We gonna make that gold today ♪
946
00:42:24,713 --> 00:42:26,547
♪ Catch a ride on this balloon... ♪
947
00:42:26,630 --> 00:42:29,797
Excuse me, can I ask you some questions
about your daily skincare routine?
948
00:42:30,505 --> 00:42:31,588
All right, okay.
949
00:42:32,630 --> 00:42:35,880
Hi. Hi.
What do you look for in a sunblock?
950
00:42:36,380 --> 00:42:38,130
Excuse me, do you have time--
951
00:42:39,338 --> 00:42:40,172
Do you have the time?
952
00:42:40,255 --> 00:42:41,338
As a woman who wears...
953
00:42:41,838 --> 00:42:43,088
all the make-up...
954
00:42:43,630 --> 00:42:45,630
do you have any particular favorites?
955
00:42:47,422 --> 00:42:49,088
Hello. Hi.
956
00:42:49,172 --> 00:42:50,088
Hi.
957
00:42:52,838 --> 00:42:57,005
It's cold out here. Glad you have
all that makeup on to keep you warm.
958
00:42:57,963 --> 00:43:00,088
The paraben chemicals
are what make it smell better.
959
00:43:00,672 --> 00:43:01,755
No!
960
00:43:01,838 --> 00:43:03,880
We can't do that, right?
961
00:43:03,963 --> 00:43:06,713
And what do we do
to make it a nicer color than vomit-green?
962
00:43:07,213 --> 00:43:08,797
Methoxycinnamate?
963
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,630
Dumb it down for me, all right?
964
00:43:10,713 --> 00:43:14,005
How do we get rid of the chemicals
and still make it look and smell nice?
965
00:43:14,088 --> 00:43:15,672
We have to find the ingredients
in nature.
966
00:43:15,755 --> 00:43:17,755
Good. All right then, start searching.
967
00:43:18,213 --> 00:43:19,297
Do you have a minute, sir?
968
00:43:19,380 --> 00:43:20,463
Oh, come on!
969
00:43:21,505 --> 00:43:22,630
[shrieks]
970
00:43:22,713 --> 00:43:23,672
Oh, my God!
971
00:43:24,255 --> 00:43:25,380
Are you okay?
972
00:43:25,463 --> 00:43:26,963
That dickhead just kept walking.
973
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,505
Do you have mirrors at home?
974
00:43:30,588 --> 00:43:32,922
And do you look at them before you leave?
975
00:43:33,422 --> 00:43:38,047
Wow, you have really soft skin.
What kind of moisturizer do you use?
976
00:43:38,130 --> 00:43:39,130
- Really?
- Yeah.
977
00:43:39,213 --> 00:43:40,713
[man on phone] Office of the registrar.
978
00:43:41,130 --> 00:43:42,297
Yes, er...
979
00:43:42,922 --> 00:43:46,380
How do I verify if someone
who says they went to Harvard
980
00:43:46,463 --> 00:43:47,797
actually graduated from there?
981
00:43:48,630 --> 00:43:51,172
Do you have the name of the personand the year of graduation?
982
00:43:51,672 --> 00:43:54,213
Yes. Maria Vargas, class of '96.
983
00:43:54,963 --> 00:43:56,255
Vargas...
984
00:43:56,838 --> 00:43:59,005
Oh, yes, she graduated with honors.
985
00:43:59,088 --> 00:44:01,255
Wow, magna cum laude.
986
00:44:01,338 --> 00:44:02,505
[man 2] You dick!
987
00:44:02,588 --> 00:44:03,588
Excuse me?
988
00:44:04,172 --> 00:44:08,505
No, sorry, Admissions gets really excited
when we ding a scholarship candidate.
989
00:44:08,588 --> 00:44:09,547
[whispering] Sorry!
990
00:44:10,130 --> 00:44:10,963
Er...
991
00:44:11,463 --> 00:44:13,463
Okay. Thank you very much.
992
00:44:13,547 --> 00:44:14,380
No problem.
993
00:44:20,463 --> 00:44:21,880
[phone vibrates]
994
00:44:22,005 --> 00:44:25,838
- Dude! Oh, God, did you see that?
- Damn it!
995
00:44:25,922 --> 00:44:29,422
[Dilly] This is a first, man.
You suck at this game.
996
00:44:29,505 --> 00:44:30,713
[woman] Edward Taylor's office.
997
00:44:30,797 --> 00:44:31,963
Yes, is Mr. Taylor in?
998
00:44:32,047 --> 00:44:34,713
I have a quick question
about a reference on a former employee.
999
00:44:34,797 --> 00:44:37,880
Mr. Taylor's away until the 21st.I can have him return.
1000
00:44:38,922 --> 00:44:40,547
I would appreciate that.Thank you.
1001
00:44:40,630 --> 00:44:43,213
I'm really proud to be here
with them, be a part of it, you know?
1002
00:44:43,755 --> 00:44:45,755
[cheering]
1003
00:44:48,672 --> 00:44:50,505
Woo! That was really cold!
1004
00:44:59,338 --> 00:45:00,172
Hello.
1005
00:45:00,838 --> 00:45:02,505
- What's this?
- Research.
1006
00:45:03,338 --> 00:45:04,713
You did all this in the field?
1007
00:45:04,797 --> 00:45:05,672
God, no.
1008
00:45:05,755 --> 00:45:08,797
We have wasted six weeks
talking to wackadoos from store to store.
1009
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,338
I ordered this from downstairs.
1010
00:45:10,922 --> 00:45:12,213
That's not how we're doing this.
1011
00:45:12,297 --> 00:45:14,005
And yet it's how it's done.
1012
00:45:14,088 --> 00:45:18,338
Wow, 120,000 responses,
but no real consensus.
1013
00:45:18,422 --> 00:45:19,547
Which is exactly my point.
1014
00:45:19,630 --> 00:45:21,755
People are idiots.
They don't know what they want.
1015
00:45:21,838 --> 00:45:23,380
They want us to tell them what they want
1016
00:45:23,463 --> 00:45:26,088
so they can pick the prettiest bottle
and get on with their lives.
1017
00:45:26,172 --> 00:45:28,380
Maya, can I talk to you for a second?
1018
00:45:29,130 --> 00:45:30,088
Uh, yeah.
1019
00:45:35,047 --> 00:45:38,422
So, we are looking at taking on
a new Chinese distributor.
1020
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:42,130
Their CEO is in town and wants to meet
me and Ron for dinner this Thursday.
1021
00:45:42,505 --> 00:45:44,922
His English is sketchy at best.
1022
00:45:45,005 --> 00:45:45,963
Dad thought...
1023
00:45:47,047 --> 00:45:48,422
you could help us out.
1024
00:45:49,005 --> 00:45:50,005
Okay.
1025
00:45:50,422 --> 00:45:52,380
Our go-to translator is on his honeymoon,
1026
00:45:52,463 --> 00:45:56,255
and the only employee we have
who speaks Mandarin is...
1027
00:45:58,047 --> 00:45:59,297
- Me?
- Yeah.
1028
00:46:01,713 --> 00:46:03,088
- Okay.
- Great.
1029
00:46:03,172 --> 00:46:04,422
- Great.
- Thursday.
1030
00:46:04,505 --> 00:46:05,797
- Yep.
- Okay.
1031
00:46:06,922 --> 00:46:09,713
Oh, my God, you are so buttfricked!
1032
00:46:09,797 --> 00:46:11,797
- It's not funny, Joan.
- It is.
1033
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,130
I almost killed people in a boat race.
1034
00:46:14,213 --> 00:46:16,963
Now I'm gonna murder Mandarin.
I don't speak Chinese.
1035
00:46:17,047 --> 00:46:20,422
All right, so you do a lot of nodding.
I mean, men don't listen to us anyway.
1036
00:46:20,505 --> 00:46:21,547
I'm serious.
1037
00:46:23,255 --> 00:46:24,547
I just got an idea.
1038
00:46:24,630 --> 00:46:26,630
Our cat's veterinarian.
1039
00:46:26,713 --> 00:46:29,380
He's the nicest guy in the world
and he speaks Mandarin.
1040
00:46:29,463 --> 00:46:30,755
And how does that help me?
1041
00:46:30,838 --> 00:46:32,005
Well, if this works,
1042
00:46:32,505 --> 00:46:33,588
you owe me big time.
1043
00:46:34,088 --> 00:46:39,713
[in Mandarin] I haven't spoken in years.
My pronunciation is spotty.
1044
00:46:40,338 --> 00:46:43,130
[in Mandarin] So you understand
our concerns?
1045
00:46:43,213 --> 00:46:46,922
[in Mandarin] We do, and our team
is very eager to...
1046
00:46:47,005 --> 00:46:51,172
familiarize you with our process, sir.
1047
00:46:51,255 --> 00:46:52,797
[in Mandarin] Call me Phillip.
1048
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:56,005
Have you ever traveled extensively
in China?
1049
00:46:56,088 --> 00:46:59,880
[in English] Okay, he's asking you if you
have ever traveled extensively in China.
1050
00:47:00,630 --> 00:47:01,672
You say...
1051
00:47:03,130 --> 00:47:06,297
[in Mandarin] No. No, I haven't been
so fortunate as of yet.
1052
00:47:06,380 --> 00:47:07,755
[in Mandarin] You must come visit.
1053
00:47:07,838 --> 00:47:08,713
You say...
1054
00:47:08,797 --> 00:47:11,505
[speaking in Mandarin]
1055
00:47:12,213 --> 00:47:13,880
[in Mandarin] I'd love to...
1056
00:47:13,963 --> 00:47:16,213
check its scrotum.
1057
00:47:16,297 --> 00:47:18,463
-[speaking in Mandarin]
-[whines]
1058
00:47:18,547 --> 00:47:21,422
[in Mandarin] Really feel
for any swelling.
1059
00:47:22,672 --> 00:47:24,463
[in English] But I feel so bad
1060
00:47:24,547 --> 00:47:26,463
leaving everybody else
out of the conversation.
1061
00:47:26,547 --> 00:47:29,505
I'm sure that your English
is much better than my Mandarin.
1062
00:47:29,588 --> 00:47:31,922
I suspect it might be.
1063
00:47:32,005 --> 00:47:34,630
We would love to schedule a tour
for you and your colleagues
1064
00:47:34,713 --> 00:47:36,505
to visit our facilities firsthand.
1065
00:47:36,588 --> 00:47:38,838
But we would have to wait
for the deal to be closed,
1066
00:47:38,922 --> 00:47:40,797
due to the proprietary nature of R&D.
1067
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,838
As long as there is a signed
non-disclosure agreement,
1068
00:47:43,922 --> 00:47:46,422
I feel perfectly comfortable
allowing Mr. Jiang to tour.
1069
00:47:46,505 --> 00:47:49,838
You may not be aware, Zoe, but that
directly contradicts company policy.
1070
00:47:50,255 --> 00:47:52,463
But I'm sure
Mr. Jiang can understand that.
1071
00:47:55,713 --> 00:47:57,547
[in Mandarin] I find Ron arrogant.
1072
00:47:57,630 --> 00:47:59,547
What's his problem?
1073
00:48:00,213 --> 00:48:01,088
Oh.
1074
00:48:01,172 --> 00:48:03,922
[in Mandarin] His anal gland
needs milking.
1075
00:48:06,297 --> 00:48:08,255
[laughs heartily]
1076
00:48:09,213 --> 00:48:12,088
[laughter continues]
1077
00:48:12,172 --> 00:48:13,380
[in English] I like her.
1078
00:48:14,297 --> 00:48:19,047
And thank you, Zoe. I will gladly
sign the NDA to tour your facilities.
1079
00:48:19,922 --> 00:48:22,172
[Zoe] Thank you.
That actually worked out great.
1080
00:48:22,255 --> 00:48:23,672
Ron didn't seem too happy.
1081
00:48:23,755 --> 00:48:26,838
Well, Ron is one of the reasons
I hate this job sometimes.
1082
00:48:27,838 --> 00:48:29,838
So, how is your project coming?
1083
00:48:30,672 --> 00:48:31,588
Honestly?
1084
00:48:32,297 --> 00:48:33,172
Slow.
1085
00:48:33,255 --> 00:48:34,797
I should have kept my big mouth shut.
1086
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,672
Yeah, 100% organic is tough.
1087
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,463
I took a run at it a few years ago.
1088
00:48:43,213 --> 00:48:47,713
You know, I still have some research
over at my dad's place.
1089
00:48:47,797 --> 00:48:50,338
If you don't mind helping me
search for it,
1090
00:48:50,422 --> 00:48:52,047
it might save you a few headaches.
1091
00:48:53,672 --> 00:48:55,963
Thanks. That would be really helpful.
1092
00:48:56,047 --> 00:48:59,588
Yeah, well, it's the least I can do
for you making Ron look like a dick.
1093
00:49:01,588 --> 00:49:02,422
I'll see ya.
1094
00:49:08,338 --> 00:49:09,213
What's up, Pops?
1095
00:49:09,297 --> 00:49:11,130
I'm heading out to meet Maya
at the apartment.
1096
00:49:11,213 --> 00:49:13,088
Actually, that's why I wanted to see you.
1097
00:49:13,172 --> 00:49:15,213
Uh-oh. Sounds serious.
1098
00:49:15,297 --> 00:49:16,838
Would you close the door, sweetheart?
1099
00:49:19,255 --> 00:49:20,130
Okay.
1100
00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:28,380
[inaudible speech]
1101
00:49:37,505 --> 00:49:39,130
- Hey.
- Hey.
1102
00:49:43,338 --> 00:49:45,672
- Wow, when's he moving?
- Next month.
1103
00:49:46,047 --> 00:49:49,130
My apartment's so tiny,
he lets me keep a lot of my junk here.
1104
00:49:50,547 --> 00:49:52,713
This place is... huge.
1105
00:49:53,255 --> 00:49:54,213
You grew up here?
1106
00:49:54,838 --> 00:49:55,880
Most of my life.
1107
00:49:58,838 --> 00:49:59,713
[Maya] Wow.
1108
00:50:00,547 --> 00:50:01,963
[Zoe] Dad likes to collect them.
1109
00:50:06,755 --> 00:50:07,630
Is that your mom?
1110
00:50:08,463 --> 00:50:09,672
- Mm-hmm.
- She's pretty.
1111
00:50:12,922 --> 00:50:14,755
- She was blonde?
- Yeah.
1112
00:50:15,547 --> 00:50:16,547
I was adopted.
1113
00:50:18,630 --> 00:50:20,255
Let's get you that research.
1114
00:50:25,172 --> 00:50:28,463
[Zoe] Sorry about the mess.
Dad saved everything.
1115
00:50:29,047 --> 00:50:29,922
And I mean...
1116
00:50:30,380 --> 00:50:31,463
everything.
1117
00:50:31,547 --> 00:50:32,505
Oh, my goodness.
1118
00:50:33,130 --> 00:50:34,213
Could you be any cuter?
1119
00:50:34,380 --> 00:50:35,505
[they chuckle]
1120
00:50:36,922 --> 00:50:38,713
This is all the early stuff.
1121
00:50:41,338 --> 00:50:42,380
First haircut.
1122
00:50:45,338 --> 00:50:46,172
First tooth.
1123
00:50:52,297 --> 00:50:53,297
Ah.
1124
00:50:53,547 --> 00:50:54,672
It's my first blanket.
1125
00:50:56,005 --> 00:50:57,380
It was from my birth mother.
1126
00:51:00,547 --> 00:51:01,755
It came with this.
1127
00:51:03,838 --> 00:51:05,672
It says, "Wherever you go..."
1128
00:51:11,130 --> 00:51:12,630
[whispering] "I will always love you."
1129
00:51:20,922 --> 00:51:22,088
Oh, my...
1130
00:51:23,463 --> 00:51:25,297
- How?
- My dad.
1131
00:51:25,922 --> 00:51:27,588
I'm completely pissed at him.
1132
00:51:27,672 --> 00:51:31,088
You know, for years after my mom died,
I tried to find you.
1133
00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:36,338
But it was just a series of dead ends,
so I sort of gave up.
1134
00:51:38,047 --> 00:51:39,755
But apparently he didn't.
1135
00:51:41,630 --> 00:51:43,047
That was a good decision.
1136
00:51:44,422 --> 00:51:47,672
God, I used to always wonder
what your voice sounded like.
1137
00:51:48,338 --> 00:51:49,255
Oh, my God.
1138
00:51:49,338 --> 00:51:50,422
[sniffles]
1139
00:51:56,047 --> 00:51:57,755
Did you ever search for me?
1140
00:52:00,963 --> 00:52:03,713
You know, the adoption agency
advised me not to.
1141
00:52:03,797 --> 00:52:04,838
They said...
1142
00:52:05,922 --> 00:52:08,630
that you were with a good family
and that I shouldn't.
1143
00:52:11,755 --> 00:52:14,255
But every time I saw a little girl,
I would think...
1144
00:52:16,505 --> 00:52:18,755
"Is that what Sarah looks like now?"
1145
00:52:19,630 --> 00:52:21,047
You called me Sarah?
1146
00:52:22,255 --> 00:52:26,755
So I would have been Sarah Rosalina
de la Santa Cruz Davilla Vargas?
1147
00:52:28,505 --> 00:52:29,630
You see why I shortened it?
1148
00:52:29,713 --> 00:52:30,630
Yeah.
1149
00:52:32,172 --> 00:52:33,047
Oh...
1150
00:52:34,463 --> 00:52:36,047
[sobbing, laughing]
1151
00:52:38,838 --> 00:52:39,713
[Zoe] Can I ask?
1152
00:52:41,047 --> 00:52:42,255
What about my father?
1153
00:52:44,255 --> 00:52:45,380
I met him at a party.
1154
00:52:48,422 --> 00:52:49,588
Does he know about me?
1155
00:52:52,588 --> 00:52:54,880
I never even knew his last name.
1156
00:52:56,047 --> 00:52:59,505
But he was the most beautiful boy
I'd ever seen.
1157
00:53:00,547 --> 00:53:01,380
He was?
1158
00:53:02,338 --> 00:53:03,880
And very sweet.
1159
00:53:09,922 --> 00:53:12,213
But I was... 16.
1160
00:53:13,047 --> 00:53:14,880
And basically on my own and...
1161
00:53:17,338 --> 00:53:18,713
But I knew you had to be born.
1162
00:53:19,630 --> 00:53:21,047
It wasn't even a question.
1163
00:53:23,838 --> 00:53:27,922
[Maya] I'd left school and got two jobs,
but I didn't have anybody to watch you.
1164
00:53:28,005 --> 00:53:31,338
They were going to take you away,
you know, put you back in the system.
1165
00:53:31,922 --> 00:53:33,755
And I just couldn't let that happen.
1166
00:53:35,963 --> 00:53:38,588
[Zoe] But knowing that I was given up
for adoption...
1167
00:53:39,047 --> 00:53:41,672
you can't help but grow up
with a sense of rejection.
1168
00:53:42,422 --> 00:53:43,755
[Maya] "Am I good enough?"
1169
00:53:44,838 --> 00:53:46,505
"Is something wrong with me?"
1170
00:53:47,297 --> 00:53:48,130
Exactly.
1171
00:53:54,755 --> 00:53:56,630
I would have done anything to keep you.
1172
00:53:59,297 --> 00:54:02,463
You know, I know we haven't
exactly gotten along,
1173
00:54:02,547 --> 00:54:05,005
but I really admire you.
1174
00:54:05,797 --> 00:54:07,963
Just everything you've accomplished.
1175
00:54:09,547 --> 00:54:11,630
You're kind of who I want to be
when I grow up.
1176
00:54:26,005 --> 00:54:27,463
[Zoe] I found my old research!
1177
00:54:32,130 --> 00:54:33,005
You okay?
1178
00:54:35,213 --> 00:54:37,130
Well, I took out the really good stuff,
1179
00:54:37,213 --> 00:54:39,297
'cause I am still going to kick your ass.
1180
00:54:39,380 --> 00:54:40,630
[Maya chuckles]
1181
00:54:40,713 --> 00:54:44,422
By the way, I don't think we need
to tell people at work about this.
1182
00:54:45,005 --> 00:54:46,255
- Agreed.
- Cool.
1183
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:49,380
Then let's go because I am starving.
1184
00:54:49,463 --> 00:54:50,880
[both chuckle]
1185
00:54:53,422 --> 00:54:55,755
[Joan] So, that's where you've been?
1186
00:54:55,838 --> 00:54:57,297
Jiminy Cricket!
1187
00:54:57,380 --> 00:54:59,255
For God's sake,
would you please start cursing?
1188
00:54:59,338 --> 00:55:00,213
No. Whatever, come on.
1189
00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:02,547
So, what is she like?
1190
00:55:03,755 --> 00:55:05,047
You know, it's so bizarre.
1191
00:55:05,130 --> 00:55:07,380
Just last week, she was North Korea.
1192
00:55:07,463 --> 00:55:10,630
And now, when I think about her,
I can't stop smiling.
1193
00:55:10,713 --> 00:55:11,672
Aww.
1194
00:55:11,838 --> 00:55:12,963
That's so nice.
1195
00:55:13,047 --> 00:55:14,422
She wants to get to know me.
1196
00:55:14,505 --> 00:55:15,380
Oh.
1197
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:17,130
Sh... oot.
1198
00:55:17,213 --> 00:55:19,213
Yeah, says she wants to make up
for lost time.
1199
00:55:19,297 --> 00:55:20,880
- Well, that's great.
- Mm!
1200
00:55:21,505 --> 00:55:24,130
- Not great. She wants to meet my friends.
- So?
1201
00:55:24,213 --> 00:55:25,588
- I'd be happy to.
- No.
1202
00:55:25,672 --> 00:55:29,547
My "friends" from Harvard
and the Peace Corps.
1203
00:55:29,630 --> 00:55:30,755
- Who don't actually--
- Yes.
1204
00:55:30,838 --> 00:55:31,838
Oh, f-word.
1205
00:55:33,213 --> 00:55:34,338
God, that's so annoying.
1206
00:55:34,422 --> 00:55:35,505
What's annoying? Your face?
1207
00:55:35,588 --> 00:55:36,463
Oh, God.
1208
00:55:37,505 --> 00:55:38,880
[Anderson] Thank you very much.
1209
00:55:41,547 --> 00:55:43,630
I want to explain myself to both of you.
1210
00:55:44,630 --> 00:55:47,172
- You don't have to, it's--
- Oh, no. He does.
1211
00:55:47,922 --> 00:55:50,338
We used to say Zoe got her spirited streak
from her mother,
1212
00:55:50,422 --> 00:55:52,422
but now we know that's only half true.
1213
00:55:53,130 --> 00:55:55,463
You know,
when Zoe started looking for you,
1214
00:55:55,547 --> 00:55:57,630
I didn't know if it was healthy or not.
1215
00:55:57,838 --> 00:56:00,713
And after a while, you gave up.
1216
00:56:01,713 --> 00:56:04,005
And... something went out in you.
1217
00:56:04,088 --> 00:56:07,213
I know what your mother would have said.
She would have said, "Fix it, Andy."
1218
00:56:07,713 --> 00:56:11,005
So I kept the feelers out,
and then suddenly,
1219
00:56:11,463 --> 00:56:14,047
miraculously, there you were online.
1220
00:56:14,130 --> 00:56:15,672
And impressively so.
1221
00:56:15,755 --> 00:56:18,463
I didn't know
if you would want to connect with Zoe,
1222
00:56:18,547 --> 00:56:20,963
and I didn't want to take the chance
on her being rejected,
1223
00:56:21,047 --> 00:56:24,797
so I brought you in under the guise
of a job interview to suss you out.
1224
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:26,755
And you were terrific, you were fantastic.
1225
00:56:26,838 --> 00:56:29,672
I would have hired you
without this connection.
1226
00:56:30,130 --> 00:56:33,797
And then Zoe walked in, and seeing the two
of you butting heads together, I just--
1227
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:35,338
You manipulated us.
1228
00:56:35,422 --> 00:56:37,213
Well... perhaps.
1229
00:56:37,922 --> 00:56:40,713
Although I wasn't the one
who suggested the competition.
1230
00:56:41,547 --> 00:56:42,797
[Ant] Maya!
1231
00:56:43,380 --> 00:56:47,213
Is that Maria Maya Vargas?
What are the odds?
1232
00:56:47,297 --> 00:56:48,963
[laughing] Hello.
1233
00:56:49,047 --> 00:56:53,380
Yes, we were just on our way
to the alumni social for Norton.
1234
00:56:53,463 --> 00:56:55,713
- Wharton.
- Wharton, Wharton, yeah.
1235
00:56:55,797 --> 00:56:57,880
Um, Zoe, Anderson,
1236
00:56:57,963 --> 00:56:59,797
-these are my friends from--
- Harvard.
1237
00:57:00,588 --> 00:57:03,422
We, uh-- We, uh, did some time
in the Peace Corps together.
1238
00:57:04,047 --> 00:57:05,297
We saved whales.
1239
00:57:06,588 --> 00:57:10,463
Yes, so you're Maya's little girl, huh?
She has your eyes.
1240
00:57:10,547 --> 00:57:12,255
Aren't you guys gonna be late
for your mixer?
1241
00:57:12,338 --> 00:57:13,797
- Okay.
- Philanthropy never waits.
1242
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:15,213
Always saving something.
1243
00:57:15,713 --> 00:57:17,505
I thought you said
it was an alumni social.
1244
00:57:17,588 --> 00:57:21,297
Well, we wanted to give our men
a reason to put their tuxes on.
1245
00:57:21,380 --> 00:57:23,713
Before we gave our men
a reason to take 'em off.
1246
00:57:23,797 --> 00:57:27,297
- Oh, I see. What an image.
-[Joan] She's joking. We're not--
1247
00:57:27,380 --> 00:57:29,463
Okay, all right. Nice to meet you, ladies.
1248
00:57:29,547 --> 00:57:30,380
[Joan] And you too.
1249
00:57:30,463 --> 00:57:33,088
It really is so nice
to finally meet some of Maya's friends.
1250
00:57:34,130 --> 00:57:35,213
[Joan] Well, she seems nice.
1251
00:57:35,297 --> 00:57:36,797
-[Maya] Yeah.
- Pretty, too.
1252
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,463
- Uh-huh.
- Unlike the bug up your arse.
1253
00:57:39,547 --> 00:57:41,297
I mean, come on, Joan, seriously?
1254
00:57:41,797 --> 00:57:42,838
"Save the Whales"?
1255
00:57:42,922 --> 00:57:44,713
Well, she nailed it in rehearsal.
1256
00:57:45,422 --> 00:57:46,922
Anyway, we were helping.
1257
00:57:47,713 --> 00:57:49,088
Still coming to my birthday, right?
1258
00:57:49,838 --> 00:57:50,713
Of course.
1259
00:57:51,588 --> 00:57:53,005
I just wish you would have told me.
1260
00:57:53,088 --> 00:57:55,005
Well, she said
she wanted to meet your friends.
1261
00:57:55,088 --> 00:57:56,255
- Ugh.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
1262
00:57:56,338 --> 00:57:57,880
Suddenly we don't exist?
1263
00:57:58,755 --> 00:57:59,588
Hey...
1264
00:58:00,088 --> 00:58:02,297
don't confuse this new Facebook thing...
1265
00:58:02,922 --> 00:58:04,547
with who you really are, okay?
1266
00:58:06,047 --> 00:58:07,838
My daughter thinks I'm this
amazing person.
1267
00:58:07,963 --> 00:58:09,713
- What am I supposed to do?
- I don't know!
1268
00:58:09,797 --> 00:58:11,463
Try telling her the damn truth?
1269
00:58:12,630 --> 00:58:13,797
You don't understand.
1270
00:58:14,422 --> 00:58:16,297
All right? That would kill her. I...
1271
00:58:17,338 --> 00:58:20,380
Maybe... one day
when we get to know each other better--
1272
00:58:20,463 --> 00:58:21,880
One day when you get to know her.
1273
00:58:21,963 --> 00:58:23,963
I remember you saying the same thing
about Trey.
1274
00:58:24,047 --> 00:58:25,422
That's a shitty thing to say.
1275
00:58:25,505 --> 00:58:27,922
I'm sorry. Well, if the shite fits...
1276
00:58:29,130 --> 00:58:31,172
You know what?
You have no idea what it's been like.
1277
00:58:31,255 --> 00:58:32,755
You have no idea...
1278
00:58:33,963 --> 00:58:36,505
how many times I still thought about her
every day.
1279
00:58:37,422 --> 00:58:38,588
"Is she okay?"
1280
00:58:39,547 --> 00:58:41,672
"Is she happy?" "Is she alive?"
1281
00:58:42,672 --> 00:58:46,088
And, you're right, now I've found her
and it's a mess.
1282
00:58:46,172 --> 00:58:48,630
I'm a mess.
And, you know what, I hate the lie.
1283
00:58:49,838 --> 00:58:52,505
But I have to be the person
that she thinks I am or...
1284
00:58:53,922 --> 00:58:55,213
I could lose her again.
1285
00:58:58,338 --> 00:58:59,963
And I couldn't survive that.
1286
00:59:00,630 --> 00:59:02,588
You act like you don't have a choice.
1287
00:59:03,547 --> 00:59:04,463
I don't.
1288
00:59:04,547 --> 00:59:05,588
[scoffs]
1289
00:59:06,630 --> 00:59:07,505
Well...
1290
00:59:08,755 --> 00:59:12,505
You know, it's sad
that she's not gonna meet the old Maya...
1291
00:59:14,755 --> 00:59:16,338
because she was pretty amazing.
1292
00:59:26,672 --> 00:59:27,672
Thanks.
1293
00:59:28,630 --> 00:59:30,172
Hey, don't be a stranger, huh?
1294
00:59:32,422 --> 00:59:33,880
I was kind of a regular.
1295
00:59:34,547 --> 00:59:35,422
When?
1296
00:59:36,838 --> 00:59:39,338
-[Maya] We used to sit here.
- Oh.
1297
00:59:43,213 --> 00:59:45,297
You used to sleep or nurse
1298
00:59:45,380 --> 00:59:47,505
while I tried to figure out our next move.
1299
00:59:50,505 --> 00:59:51,422
Wait, we were...
1300
00:59:52,505 --> 00:59:53,422
homeless?
1301
00:59:54,838 --> 00:59:58,505
I mean, there was a while
where we didn't have a place, but...
1302
01:00:00,130 --> 01:00:01,588
I mean, I tried... I mean...
1303
01:00:03,838 --> 01:00:04,755
But...
1304
01:00:11,047 --> 01:00:12,005
It's okay.
1305
01:00:22,130 --> 01:00:23,630
I said goodbye to you here.
1306
01:00:30,380 --> 01:00:31,963
Kissed you for the last time.
1307
01:00:36,922 --> 01:00:38,088
December 23rd.
1308
01:00:45,338 --> 01:00:47,588
Christmas is not exactly
my favorite time of the year.
1309
01:00:49,547 --> 01:00:50,838
Maybe we should fix that.
1310
01:00:52,630 --> 01:00:55,213
♪ Like that, come on, that's itAll right, come on... ♪
1311
01:00:55,422 --> 01:00:57,130
[elevator bell pings]
1312
01:00:57,213 --> 01:00:59,672
-[giggling]
-♪ Christmas presents... ♪
1313
01:00:59,755 --> 01:01:00,797
All right, hold on!
1314
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:02,297
♪ Around the world... ♪
1315
01:01:03,713 --> 01:01:06,380
Okay, got it. We're good.
1316
01:01:06,463 --> 01:01:10,588
♪ If only I just had a presentfor everyone ♪
1317
01:01:10,672 --> 01:01:13,963
♪ Under one great big Christmas tree ♪
1318
01:01:14,963 --> 01:01:16,547
♪ Presents... ♪
1319
01:01:17,755 --> 01:01:19,172
- I'll put it on.
- Come on.
1320
01:01:20,130 --> 01:01:21,130
Ta-da!
1321
01:01:21,797 --> 01:01:23,338
Oh, it's perfect!
1322
01:01:25,047 --> 01:01:26,130
Hi, guys.
1323
01:01:26,755 --> 01:01:27,713
What's going on?
1324
01:01:27,797 --> 01:01:30,297
We have some good news.
1325
01:01:30,380 --> 01:01:32,213
And some of the other stuff.
1326
01:01:32,297 --> 01:01:33,422
First, the good news.
1327
01:01:33,505 --> 01:01:36,380
I have found the hole in the market.
1328
01:01:37,047 --> 01:01:39,088
- Fruit?
- Not just any fruit.
1329
01:01:40,380 --> 01:01:41,255
Tangerine.
1330
01:01:41,338 --> 01:01:42,505
No one has done it.
1331
01:01:42,588 --> 01:01:45,255
Our data shows a 37% increase in sales
1332
01:01:45,338 --> 01:01:47,963
on any cream
with a featured citrus component.
1333
01:01:48,047 --> 01:01:49,713
But it comes with a price.
1334
01:01:50,422 --> 01:01:51,422
How much of a price?
1335
01:01:55,755 --> 01:01:57,088
Oh, just give me that.
1336
01:01:57,172 --> 01:01:58,130
Thank you.
1337
01:01:58,213 --> 01:02:01,672
To make all three products entirely green
from the tangerine extract,
1338
01:02:01,755 --> 01:02:04,630
it'll cost 13% more
than Zoe and Ron's line.
1339
01:02:05,547 --> 01:02:07,130
My God, can we bring that down?
1340
01:02:07,213 --> 01:02:09,922
Change often comes at a cost.
1341
01:02:10,005 --> 01:02:12,672
The game was to create a line
that was more profitable, not less.
1342
01:02:12,755 --> 01:02:16,172
Well, maybe you could ask them
for more time.
1343
01:02:16,255 --> 01:02:18,713
That'd be admitting
that we couldn't do what we said we could.
1344
01:02:18,797 --> 01:02:20,213
What you said we could.
1345
01:02:24,838 --> 01:02:27,922
Oh, everything I touch gets ruined.
1346
01:02:28,005 --> 01:02:30,005
["O Christmas Tree" playing]
1347
01:02:31,630 --> 01:02:34,172
Oh,look who's back from the city.
1348
01:02:35,255 --> 01:02:36,213
What's wrong?
1349
01:02:36,922 --> 01:02:37,838
They fire you?
1350
01:02:39,255 --> 01:02:40,255
Not yet.
1351
01:02:41,630 --> 01:02:42,922
Nine weeks of work and I...
1352
01:02:43,630 --> 01:02:45,047
So you didn't come clean?
1353
01:02:45,130 --> 01:02:47,047
[Suzi] Everything happens
for a reason, right?
1354
01:02:47,130 --> 01:02:49,713
- You're with your daughter again.
- Who's drop-dead, by the way.
1355
01:02:51,338 --> 01:02:53,088
Thank you guys
for what you did the other day.
1356
01:02:53,172 --> 01:02:55,130
I mean, it was a little pathetic,
but it was...
1357
01:02:55,213 --> 01:02:56,130
sweet.
1358
01:02:57,463 --> 01:03:01,922
I just wish I didn't get so caught up
with all this data and spreadsheets.
1359
01:03:02,838 --> 01:03:04,713
I just should have stuck
with what got me there.
1360
01:03:05,255 --> 01:03:06,088
There's just...
1361
01:03:06,588 --> 01:03:07,588
so many products.
1362
01:03:07,672 --> 01:03:08,588
Oh, tell me about it.
1363
01:03:08,672 --> 01:03:11,213
You got your under-eye,
your face cream, your hand cream,
1364
01:03:11,297 --> 01:03:13,713
which, in my house, is called
my son's "don't ask" cream.
1365
01:03:13,797 --> 01:03:15,505
- Mine, too.
- All right. Really?
1366
01:03:15,588 --> 01:03:19,047
If only there was one thing
to cut through all the noise, you know?
1367
01:03:20,630 --> 01:03:21,588
One thing.
1368
01:03:21,672 --> 01:03:24,380
[kids on TV]
Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown!
1369
01:03:24,463 --> 01:03:25,297
Oh, my God.
1370
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:26,797
What?
1371
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:29,255
["Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
plays on TV]
1372
01:03:29,338 --> 01:03:30,463
You guys are amazing.
1373
01:03:31,255 --> 01:03:32,213
I love you.
1374
01:03:32,797 --> 01:03:33,672
And I gotta go.
1375
01:03:34,338 --> 01:03:38,672
[TV] ♪ Peace on Earth and mercy mild... ♪
1376
01:03:39,422 --> 01:03:40,255
One product?
1377
01:03:40,338 --> 01:03:42,797
Yeah, that does the job of all three.
1378
01:03:43,297 --> 01:03:45,005
[Chase] I mean, it definitely costs less.
1379
01:03:45,088 --> 01:03:46,963
We should run it by Hildyto check with research.
1380
01:03:47,047 --> 01:03:49,213
No, that's what got us in this mess
in the first place.
1381
01:03:49,588 --> 01:03:53,255
Look, I have a good feeling about this.
We make one product that does everything.
1382
01:03:53,338 --> 01:03:56,963
Rejuvenates, blocks the sun,
moisturizes the whole body.
1383
01:03:57,047 --> 01:03:59,838
Maya, SPF formulas that block the sun
and stay on your skin
1384
01:03:59,922 --> 01:04:01,797
can be toxic
if you leave them on overnight.
1385
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:05,213
Isn't there a natural compound
with sun protection that isn't toxic?
1386
01:04:05,297 --> 01:04:06,130
No.
1387
01:04:06,630 --> 01:04:07,463
Shit.
1388
01:04:07,547 --> 01:04:09,255
- What?
- The Christmas party.
1389
01:04:09,338 --> 01:04:11,047
Let's go. We can brainstorm later.
1390
01:04:11,630 --> 01:04:13,255
Um, I can't.
1391
01:04:13,338 --> 01:04:14,213
Why not?
1392
01:04:15,213 --> 01:04:16,047
Not invited.
1393
01:04:16,130 --> 01:04:17,172
Execs only.
1394
01:04:17,255 --> 01:04:19,547
Give me a break. You're my date.
Ariana, too.
1395
01:04:19,630 --> 01:04:21,422
You guys meet me there.
It's on the top floor.
1396
01:04:21,505 --> 01:04:22,463
She'll be thrilled.
1397
01:04:23,422 --> 01:04:26,838
♪ I said Merry Christmas, baby ♪
1398
01:04:27,463 --> 01:04:30,338
♪ You sure do treat me nice ♪
1399
01:04:30,422 --> 01:04:33,213
♪ Sure do treat me nice ♪
1400
01:04:33,922 --> 01:04:36,047
♪ You bought me all them presents... ♪
1401
01:04:36,922 --> 01:04:37,838
You okay?
1402
01:04:38,463 --> 01:04:40,755
Another reason why I don't mind
banishment to cat food.
1403
01:04:40,838 --> 01:04:42,088
I'm not great at these things.
1404
01:04:43,630 --> 01:04:45,297
Why did Felix banish you?
1405
01:04:46,088 --> 01:04:48,588
The whole Nutralis scandal
was Felix's idea.
1406
01:04:48,672 --> 01:04:51,297
He wanted me to hide the fact
that we were repackaging shampoo
1407
01:04:51,380 --> 01:04:52,838
as hair growth product.
1408
01:04:52,922 --> 01:04:54,005
I wouldn't do it.
1409
01:04:55,713 --> 01:04:57,838
So he let you keep your job
if you kept your mouth shut,
1410
01:04:57,922 --> 01:04:59,422
but he banned you to Siberia.
1411
01:05:01,297 --> 01:05:02,547
Why didn't you just quit?
1412
01:05:03,547 --> 01:05:04,463
That's what he wants.
1413
01:05:05,463 --> 01:05:07,338
Oh, Team Green's in the house.
1414
01:05:07,422 --> 01:05:08,338
Hey.
1415
01:05:09,172 --> 01:05:11,005
You look... amazing.
1416
01:05:11,088 --> 01:05:11,922
Thank you.
1417
01:05:12,130 --> 01:05:14,172
You look pretty damn fine yourself.
1418
01:05:14,672 --> 01:05:15,880
My God, I love that ring.
1419
01:05:15,963 --> 01:05:18,380
It's my grandmother's.
The one thing she left me.
1420
01:05:18,463 --> 01:05:20,755
The only thing my grandmother left me
was a plant.
1421
01:05:21,963 --> 01:05:24,463
- Yeah, I'll keep my diamonds.
-[laughter]
1422
01:05:24,547 --> 01:05:26,588
I seem to have found the cool crowd.
1423
01:05:26,672 --> 01:05:28,172
Two of the most beautiful people here.
1424
01:05:28,672 --> 01:05:29,588
[Chase] Thank you.
1425
01:05:31,463 --> 01:05:32,338
Right.
1426
01:05:33,463 --> 01:05:34,797
I'm going to go get a drink.
1427
01:05:36,338 --> 01:05:37,463
Would you like to dance?
1428
01:05:37,547 --> 01:05:38,463
Sure.
1429
01:05:41,047 --> 01:05:41,922
Another Scotch.
1430
01:05:42,838 --> 01:05:45,505
Did you accidentally push the "up" button
on the elevator?
1431
01:05:45,588 --> 01:05:48,005
Because I don't think
you're supposed to be on this floor.
1432
01:05:48,088 --> 01:05:49,338
I'm here with Maya.
1433
01:05:49,422 --> 01:05:50,713
Oh, are you?
1434
01:05:50,797 --> 01:05:51,880
Well, enjoy tonight.
1435
01:05:51,963 --> 01:05:54,255
You'll be back with your cat food
before you know it.
1436
01:06:00,130 --> 01:06:01,797
You look awesome.
1437
01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:04,005
I'm surprised you made it
off the elevator.
1438
01:06:04,088 --> 01:06:05,713
Yeah, I, um...
1439
01:06:06,338 --> 01:06:07,463
I barfed in my purse.
1440
01:06:08,630 --> 01:06:09,547
Ah, I see.
1441
01:06:10,297 --> 01:06:11,172
Um...
1442
01:06:11,755 --> 01:06:12,963
Do you trust me?
1443
01:06:14,130 --> 01:06:15,047
Yeah.
1444
01:06:15,588 --> 01:06:17,588
[R&B music playing]
1445
01:06:19,422 --> 01:06:21,422
[Anderson] She really doesn't
belong here, you know.
1446
01:06:21,505 --> 01:06:23,880
She left college
to join me here at the company.
1447
01:06:25,130 --> 01:06:27,422
I probably shouldn't have let her, but...
1448
01:06:28,338 --> 01:06:29,797
we were both hurting and...
1449
01:06:30,047 --> 01:06:31,713
Anyway, it's time for her now to...
1450
01:06:32,338 --> 01:06:33,422
go and live her life...
1451
01:06:33,922 --> 01:06:35,172
go back to art school,
1452
01:06:35,255 --> 01:06:37,088
forget about the old man for a while.
1453
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:38,713
Wait...
1454
01:06:39,213 --> 01:06:40,422
She went to art school?
1455
01:06:40,505 --> 01:06:41,963
You saw the apartment.
1456
01:06:44,297 --> 01:06:47,005
- Wait, those portraits were hers?
- Mm-hmm.
1457
01:06:48,422 --> 01:06:52,047
Cynthia and I used to joke about
which one of us she got her talent from.
1458
01:06:56,755 --> 01:06:58,755
You both did an incredible job with her.
1459
01:07:00,922 --> 01:07:02,672
Oh, my God, are we outside?
1460
01:07:02,755 --> 01:07:05,880
It's fine, okay? Everything's fine.
I got you.
1461
01:07:05,963 --> 01:07:08,088
- I'm going to take off the blindfold.
- No.
1462
01:07:08,172 --> 01:07:10,255
And when I do,
I want you to look right at me.
1463
01:07:10,755 --> 01:07:11,838
Can I say something?
1464
01:07:12,380 --> 01:07:13,297
Yeah, of course.
1465
01:07:13,380 --> 01:07:16,547
You don't have to pull some
Titanic bullshit just to get close to me.
1466
01:07:18,297 --> 01:07:19,130
Okay.
1467
01:07:19,630 --> 01:07:21,963
Good, 'cause I kinda hate that movie.
1468
01:07:22,380 --> 01:07:24,672
You know, the door that she's floating on
at the end, it's--
1469
01:07:24,755 --> 01:07:26,297
Big enough for both of them, yeah.
1470
01:07:26,380 --> 01:07:28,172
Yes, exactly!
1471
01:07:28,255 --> 01:07:30,880
Can we please move this conversation
inside?
1472
01:07:30,963 --> 01:07:32,838
One hundred percent. Absolutely, okay.
1473
01:07:32,922 --> 01:07:34,505
- Okay.
- Going back inside. We're turning.
1474
01:07:34,588 --> 01:07:35,880
- I got you.
- Okay.
1475
01:07:35,963 --> 01:07:37,463
- Here you go.
-[laughs nervously]
1476
01:07:37,797 --> 01:07:38,838
[Ron] Hail to the chief.
1477
01:07:39,547 --> 01:07:40,922
Congratulations on China.
1478
01:07:41,005 --> 01:07:44,672
Apparently that dinner went very well.
Jiang was so impressed with our facilities
1479
01:07:44,755 --> 01:07:45,880
he wants to make a deal.
1480
01:07:45,963 --> 01:07:47,213
Once I set him up with the tour,
1481
01:07:47,297 --> 01:07:49,005
- I was certain he'd be in.
- Wait, that was--
1482
01:07:49,088 --> 01:07:50,130
Mind if we cut in?
1483
01:07:52,838 --> 01:07:54,088
I underestimated you.
1484
01:07:54,172 --> 01:07:55,463
- Did you?
- Yeah.
1485
01:07:56,755 --> 01:07:59,005
You're a much bigger scumbag
than I thought you were.
1486
01:07:59,547 --> 01:08:01,838
Really? Because I have an inkling
you are, too.
1487
01:08:03,130 --> 01:08:05,297
Anyway, we completed our project
this afternoon.
1488
01:08:06,172 --> 01:08:07,213
That's impossible.
1489
01:08:07,547 --> 01:08:08,380
Is it?
1490
01:08:10,463 --> 01:08:11,422
[woman] Congratulations.
1491
01:08:11,922 --> 01:08:14,588
[Anderson] Sammy Weiskopf!
Look what the cat dragged in.
1492
01:08:15,130 --> 01:08:17,838
If it isn't the second worst poker player
in the world.
1493
01:08:17,922 --> 01:08:19,255
[Anderson] I live in your shadow.
1494
01:08:19,338 --> 01:08:21,422
- How'd you get past security?
-[Weiskopf] I own them.
1495
01:08:21,505 --> 01:08:22,380
[Anderson chuckles]
1496
01:08:22,963 --> 01:08:25,963
I may have had a hand in it, sir.
Thank you for coming, Sam.
1497
01:08:26,047 --> 01:08:29,338
And, of course, you remember Miss Vargas
from her years at Value Shop.
1498
01:08:29,838 --> 01:08:31,838
I don't know that I do.
1499
01:08:33,838 --> 01:08:35,588
I consulted locally.
1500
01:08:36,172 --> 01:08:38,922
You've built a great business,
Mr. Weiskopf. You should be very proud.
1501
01:08:39,005 --> 01:08:41,880
Hmm. Does anyone else find it
just a little strange that...
1502
01:08:41,963 --> 01:08:44,255
-["Cool Yule" starts]
- Oh, God, I love this song!
1503
01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:49,297
♪ He's gonna have a bag of crazy toys... ♪
1504
01:08:51,130 --> 01:08:53,172
I know what you're doing.
It's not gonna work.
1505
01:08:56,297 --> 01:08:57,630
What's your story, Ron?
1506
01:09:00,255 --> 01:09:01,505
I can dance like that.
1507
01:09:02,797 --> 01:09:05,713
I tend to lean to the nurture side
of the whole evolution thing,
1508
01:09:05,797 --> 01:09:08,088
- Meaning?
- Assholes aren't born,
1509
01:09:08,172 --> 01:09:09,047
they're made.
1510
01:09:09,130 --> 01:09:10,547
What made you an asshole, Ron?
1511
01:09:10,630 --> 01:09:13,422
- I come from an extremely long line.
- Really?
1512
01:09:13,505 --> 01:09:17,130
'Cause I get the feeling that there's
something smaller than your brain.
1513
01:09:18,047 --> 01:09:19,213
And it isn't your ego.
1514
01:09:20,297 --> 01:09:22,547
I really don't care how you got here,
Maria Vargas,
1515
01:09:22,630 --> 01:09:24,463
because once everyone realizes
what a disaster
1516
01:09:24,547 --> 01:09:27,755
you and your non-existent product are,
I guarantee you...
1517
01:09:28,547 --> 01:09:29,672
you'll be a fast memory.
1518
01:09:30,797 --> 01:09:31,713
What did you say?
1519
01:09:32,838 --> 01:09:34,047
You're a disaster.
1520
01:09:35,255 --> 01:09:36,088
That's it!
1521
01:09:38,255 --> 01:09:40,588
-[guests gasp, laugh]
-[glass shatters]
1522
01:09:48,630 --> 01:09:51,338
Hey, um, just to be clear...
1523
01:09:52,463 --> 01:09:53,797
I'm kinda kinky.
1524
01:10:01,297 --> 01:10:02,172
[Chase whimpers]
1525
01:10:04,255 --> 01:10:06,505
We should probably
come up with a safe word.
1526
01:10:06,588 --> 01:10:07,588
Chase, we gotta go.
1527
01:10:07,672 --> 01:10:08,755
- What?
- Now!
1528
01:10:13,838 --> 01:10:15,672
-[Chase] Where are we going?
-[sighs]
1529
01:10:16,838 --> 01:10:18,380
I realized something at the party.
1530
01:10:19,047 --> 01:10:21,672
Even out of the biggest disaster,
there can still be hope.
1531
01:10:21,755 --> 01:10:23,838
Which disaster are we talking about?
1532
01:10:23,922 --> 01:10:25,963
- Hiroshima.
- Wait, what?
1533
01:10:26,047 --> 01:10:28,922
After we dropped the bomb,
the military sent a team into Japan
1534
01:10:29,005 --> 01:10:31,422
to see if the radiation had depleted.
1535
01:10:31,505 --> 01:10:34,963
The only thing left that hadn't been
destroyed was one single living tree.
1536
01:10:35,047 --> 01:10:36,838
The leaves had already
started growing back.
1537
01:10:36,922 --> 01:10:39,505
The citizens, they built a shrine
around this tree.
1538
01:10:39,588 --> 01:10:41,130
And the soldiers took clippings from it.
1539
01:10:42,255 --> 01:10:43,922
One of those soldiers was my grandpa.
1540
01:10:44,422 --> 01:10:46,255
What kind of a tree was it?
1541
01:10:47,088 --> 01:10:48,172
Silver Ginkgo.
1542
01:10:49,922 --> 01:10:52,172
After my grandpa returned home,
1543
01:10:52,255 --> 01:10:55,213
he took his clippings
and planted a tree for my grandma.
1544
01:10:55,297 --> 01:10:57,297
And it's resistant to radiation.
1545
01:10:57,380 --> 01:10:58,672
AKA, the sun.
1546
01:11:00,338 --> 01:11:01,172
[rattles door]
1547
01:11:01,755 --> 01:11:03,130
- Here.
- What?
1548
01:11:03,755 --> 01:11:05,213
What, w-we're breaking in?
1549
01:11:05,297 --> 01:11:07,380
You know they have Ginkgo trees
in Central Park, right?
1550
01:11:07,463 --> 01:11:09,797
Not the same kind.
Besides, that's my plant in there.
1551
01:11:19,922 --> 01:11:21,713
Oh, hey, buddy. Hi.
1552
01:11:21,797 --> 01:11:23,547
-[dog yaps]
- All right, stop.
1553
01:11:23,630 --> 01:11:25,005
[dog growls]
1554
01:11:28,297 --> 01:11:29,255
Ah.
1555
01:11:29,422 --> 01:11:30,713
Thank you, Abuela.
1556
01:11:40,797 --> 01:11:43,130
[PA] The next stop is Broadway.
1557
01:11:47,130 --> 01:11:49,047
[Trey] Here's Maya. We're five days out.
1558
01:11:49,547 --> 01:11:50,588
Five days out.
1559
01:11:51,338 --> 01:11:54,380
If you look carefully,you can almost see smoke coming off.
1560
01:11:54,463 --> 01:11:55,463
Stop it.
1561
01:11:55,547 --> 01:11:57,838
[laughs] Maya, tell us.
1562
01:11:57,922 --> 01:12:01,505
Tell us, what's the first thing you'regonna do when you get the big promotion?
1563
01:12:01,588 --> 01:12:02,922
Fire my annoying boyfriend?
1564
01:12:03,005 --> 01:12:06,213
No way, I've got tenure, baby.My union would never allow it.
1565
01:12:07,338 --> 01:12:08,547
[kissing]
1566
01:12:09,630 --> 01:12:11,630
Oh, my... Stop!
1567
01:12:25,422 --> 01:12:27,547
[Maya] Wait, you're leaving us for Ron?
1568
01:12:27,630 --> 01:12:29,922
It's not because everyone thinks
you're delusional
1569
01:12:30,005 --> 01:12:32,755
for trying to create a new product
with just three weeks to go, just...
1570
01:12:32,838 --> 01:12:35,880
Ron and I are actually going to
be working together next cycle--
1571
01:12:35,963 --> 01:12:37,630
Uh-uh! Say less.
1572
01:12:39,588 --> 01:12:41,088
God, that felt good.
1573
01:12:41,797 --> 01:12:43,172
I can still hear you.
1574
01:12:44,172 --> 01:12:45,672
Look, how long could this take?
1575
01:12:45,755 --> 01:12:47,713
To be honest, it could take a lifetime.
1576
01:12:47,797 --> 01:12:49,880
Don't worry. We got this.
1577
01:12:49,963 --> 01:12:52,213
["Next Level" playing]
1578
01:13:04,130 --> 01:13:06,130
♪ Ooh, you knowYou're looking so fancy fine ♪
1579
01:13:06,213 --> 01:13:08,297
♪ The way you're making those jaws drop ♪
1580
01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:11,130
♪ You know you're the sweetest berryOn the vine ♪
1581
01:13:11,213 --> 01:13:13,005
♪ Yeah, you take it all the wayto the top ♪
1582
01:13:13,797 --> 01:13:16,172
♪ So come on and catch yourself a fire ♪
1583
01:13:16,255 --> 01:13:18,005
♪ Come on and meet your match ♪
1584
01:13:18,630 --> 01:13:20,922
♪ Come on and dance with me all night ♪
1585
01:13:21,005 --> 01:13:22,547
♪ Come on to where it's at ♪
1586
01:13:22,630 --> 01:13:23,713
♪ Hey, come on up ♪
1587
01:13:25,172 --> 01:13:26,213
♪ Come on up ♪
1588
01:13:27,505 --> 01:13:28,463
♪ Come on up ♪
1589
01:13:29,713 --> 01:13:32,713
♪ To the next level ♪
1590
01:13:32,797 --> 01:13:33,672
♪ Woo hoo! ♪
1591
01:13:33,755 --> 01:13:36,963
I mean, I like the smell,
but no one else will.
1592
01:13:37,755 --> 01:13:38,630
Trying again.
1593
01:13:39,672 --> 01:13:40,922
♪ Woo hoo! ♪
1594
01:13:42,797 --> 01:13:44,713
♪ Walking that walkAnd you're talking the talk ♪
1595
01:13:44,797 --> 01:13:46,755
♪ Don't you knowthat you're a shining star? ♪
1596
01:13:47,297 --> 01:13:49,547
♪ They can try to keep up if they can ♪
1597
01:13:49,630 --> 01:13:51,922
♪ But you've always got to raise the bar ♪
1598
01:13:52,005 --> 01:13:54,505
♪ So come on and catch yourself a fire ♪
1599
01:13:54,588 --> 01:13:56,547
♪ Come on and meet your match ♪
1600
01:13:57,047 --> 01:13:59,338
♪ Come on and dance with me all night ♪
1601
01:13:59,422 --> 01:14:00,922
♪ Come on to where it's at ♪
1602
01:14:01,005 --> 01:14:01,963
♪ Hey, come on up... ♪
1603
01:14:02,047 --> 01:14:02,922
Not me.
1604
01:14:03,630 --> 01:14:04,713
♪ Come on up ♪
1605
01:14:05,047 --> 01:14:06,963
-[meow]
-♪ Come on up ♪
1606
01:14:08,130 --> 01:14:11,255
♪ To the next level ♪
1607
01:14:11,338 --> 01:14:12,672
♪ Woo hoo! ♪
1608
01:14:13,797 --> 01:14:14,630
Nope.
1609
01:14:15,630 --> 01:14:16,838
♪ Woo hoo! ♪
1610
01:14:18,047 --> 01:14:18,922
Nada.
1611
01:14:22,547 --> 01:14:24,130
- Oh, you suck!
- What?
1612
01:14:25,255 --> 01:14:26,547
♪ Woo hoo! ♪
1613
01:14:28,005 --> 01:14:28,922
♪ Woo hoo! ♪
1614
01:14:31,422 --> 01:14:32,297
It's glowing.
1615
01:14:32,380 --> 01:14:33,838
-[chuckling]
- It's glowing!
1616
01:14:35,130 --> 01:14:36,088
What's it mean?
1617
01:14:37,463 --> 01:14:39,213
[gleeful laughter]
1618
01:14:46,547 --> 01:14:47,922
Everything all right in here?
1619
01:14:49,255 --> 01:14:50,172
You need something?
1620
01:14:50,255 --> 01:14:52,588
No hard feelings with Hildy jumping ship.
1621
01:14:53,213 --> 01:14:54,755
Why? You didn't get my thank-you note?
1622
01:14:55,630 --> 01:14:56,588
See you in the morning.
1623
01:15:00,838 --> 01:15:01,672
What?
1624
01:15:01,922 --> 01:15:02,797
Tell her.
1625
01:15:03,172 --> 01:15:04,047
- What?
- Now.
1626
01:15:05,838 --> 01:15:07,088
Okay, what?!
1627
01:15:07,588 --> 01:15:08,422
It works.
1628
01:15:08,505 --> 01:15:12,880
Oh, my God! Yes, yes, yes!
1629
01:15:12,963 --> 01:15:14,922
Okay, we have our presentation tomorrow.
1630
01:15:15,005 --> 01:15:17,297
- We need a wow factor.
- Yes.
1631
01:15:17,380 --> 01:15:18,588
And I have an idea.
1632
01:15:19,547 --> 01:15:22,880
We've tasked two teams
with two different challenges.
1633
01:15:23,630 --> 01:15:27,422
Zoe's team set out to create
a slightly more organic alternative
1634
01:15:27,505 --> 01:15:29,422
to an existing product line,
1635
01:15:29,505 --> 01:15:32,713
while Maya's task was to create
a completely new one.
1636
01:15:33,047 --> 01:15:34,713
A totally green line.
1637
01:15:35,005 --> 01:15:35,880
Zoe?
1638
01:15:41,047 --> 01:15:43,922
You asked us to re-purpose
one organic line.
1639
01:15:44,422 --> 01:15:46,547
Well, we made two.
1640
01:15:47,338 --> 01:15:48,172
Skincare...
1641
01:15:48,713 --> 01:15:49,588
And make-up.
1642
01:15:50,088 --> 01:15:51,005
[crowd murmurs]
1643
01:15:51,130 --> 01:15:52,838
- Are these numbers accurate?
-[Ron] Yes.
1644
01:15:52,922 --> 01:15:56,463
With a minimal cost, we made our product
6% more organic than our previous line.
1645
01:15:56,547 --> 01:16:00,213
We estimate we can raise our price
per unit by 4%
1646
01:16:00,297 --> 01:16:04,713
and increase our annual skincare revenue
by 23 million.
1647
01:16:08,838 --> 01:16:11,172
That's very impressive. Maya, your ball.
1648
01:16:17,755 --> 01:16:19,380
Well, my team,
1649
01:16:19,463 --> 01:16:22,172
Chase Horowitz, Ariana Ng, and I,
1650
01:16:22,255 --> 01:16:24,588
have challenged ourselves
to think outside the box.
1651
01:16:25,255 --> 01:16:29,088
And in keeping with that theme,
we'd like to move our presentation...
1652
01:16:29,755 --> 01:16:30,838
outside.
1653
01:16:32,422 --> 01:16:33,505
[Ariana] Everything's ready.
1654
01:16:33,588 --> 01:16:37,338
- Okay, but I still don't think we need--
- Please. Wow factor.
1655
01:16:38,672 --> 01:16:39,547
Okay.
1656
01:16:40,755 --> 01:16:44,005
We're standing beneath this tree
for a very special reason.
1657
01:16:44,088 --> 01:16:48,213
Consumers are always
looking for something natural and real,
1658
01:16:48,297 --> 01:16:51,505
but they're often overwhelmed by
the amount of choices that are out there.
1659
01:16:51,588 --> 01:16:54,672
Words, like "paralyzed,"
"confused," and "lost"
1660
01:16:54,755 --> 01:16:56,588
kept popping up in our research.
1661
01:16:57,338 --> 01:16:59,338
We use one bar of soap
for our entire body.
1662
01:16:59,422 --> 01:17:00,963
Why do we subdivide our face?
1663
01:17:01,463 --> 01:17:04,088
- Uh, so we can make more money?
-[laughter]
1664
01:17:04,172 --> 01:17:07,005
I think F&C has an opportunity
to double our market share
1665
01:17:07,088 --> 01:17:09,338
by giving people what they want
and what they need.
1666
01:17:10,755 --> 01:17:12,672
One organic product that does it all.
1667
01:17:12,755 --> 01:17:13,797
And that product...
1668
01:17:14,463 --> 01:17:16,005
comes from a Ginkgo tree...
1669
01:17:16,630 --> 01:17:17,713
similar to this one.
1670
01:17:19,672 --> 01:17:23,713
All-in-one Ginkgo cream. We estimate
we can raise our price per unit by 9%
1671
01:17:23,797 --> 01:17:27,463
and increase our annual skincare revenue
by 63 million.
1672
01:17:27,547 --> 01:17:29,047
[appreciative murmurs]
1673
01:17:31,130 --> 01:17:35,588
It's a revolutionary idea that we think
is really gonna take off...
1674
01:17:37,463 --> 01:17:40,005
and signify a new era in skincare.
1675
01:17:40,505 --> 01:17:43,047
A product that will naturally
and delicately
1676
01:17:43,130 --> 01:17:44,672
make our beauty soar.
1677
01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:47,172
[horrified gasps]
1678
01:17:49,505 --> 01:17:50,588
Wow!
1679
01:17:53,338 --> 01:17:55,005
Maybe they're just stunned.
1680
01:17:56,547 --> 01:17:57,422
Any questions?
1681
01:18:02,922 --> 01:18:05,963
No, I'm getting her in trouble.
It's not the...
1682
01:18:07,172 --> 01:18:09,547
Oh, look who showed up.
1683
01:18:10,338 --> 01:18:11,380
You owe me five bucks.
1684
01:18:12,797 --> 01:18:15,088
Well? Did the presentation go good?
1685
01:18:15,505 --> 01:18:17,422
[sighs] Uh, define "good."
1686
01:18:17,505 --> 01:18:18,588
Did they like it?
1687
01:18:18,672 --> 01:18:19,713
Until Peter showed up.
1688
01:18:19,797 --> 01:18:20,797
[Dilly] Auntie M.
1689
01:18:21,505 --> 01:18:24,005
Dill! You're home!
1690
01:18:24,922 --> 01:18:27,172
Hi! How's Stanford?
1691
01:18:27,255 --> 01:18:28,922
Yes, how's Stanford? Tell her. I can't.
1692
01:18:29,422 --> 01:18:32,297
Why waste four years on a piece of paper
that says I know how to do
1693
01:18:32,380 --> 01:18:33,547
what I already know how to do?
1694
01:18:33,630 --> 01:18:34,505
Right.
1695
01:18:36,463 --> 01:18:37,380
Excuse me.
1696
01:18:40,463 --> 01:18:41,922
She's really pissed at me.
1697
01:18:42,005 --> 01:18:43,922
Yeah. She doesn't want you
to wind up like me.
1698
01:18:44,005 --> 01:18:45,088
What are you talking about?
1699
01:18:45,588 --> 01:18:46,797
You're killing it right now.
1700
01:18:48,755 --> 01:18:51,255
You're only allowed
so many bad decisions, Dill.
1701
01:18:51,338 --> 01:18:54,588
Dropping out now handicaps your ability
to make good ones.
1702
01:18:54,672 --> 01:18:55,588
Look who's back.
1703
01:18:57,047 --> 01:18:58,422
- Hey.
- Hey.
1704
01:19:00,380 --> 01:19:02,588
- I was hoping to see you.
- Yeah.
1705
01:19:03,172 --> 01:19:05,172
Yeah, you... You look different.
1706
01:19:06,130 --> 01:19:07,130
[chuckles]
1707
01:19:07,297 --> 01:19:08,213
What? Is that bad?
1708
01:19:08,838 --> 01:19:12,130
Hey, everyone,
I want to thank you all for coming
1709
01:19:12,213 --> 01:19:16,505
to celebrate the only Christmas birthday
that actually matters.
1710
01:19:16,588 --> 01:19:18,588
Earmuffs, Jesus. You know you're my boo.
1711
01:19:18,672 --> 01:19:19,588
[Joan] Cheers to me.
1712
01:19:19,672 --> 01:19:21,005
[cheering]
1713
01:19:21,088 --> 01:19:22,338
Can I talk to you?
1714
01:19:23,255 --> 01:19:24,088
Yeah.
1715
01:19:29,505 --> 01:19:30,505
Look, um...
1716
01:19:32,338 --> 01:19:33,922
There's something I never told you--
1717
01:19:34,005 --> 01:19:34,963
About your daughter.
1718
01:19:36,005 --> 01:19:37,797
Yeah, Joan... She told me.
1719
01:19:38,838 --> 01:19:40,213
I mean, all that talk about...
1720
01:19:40,838 --> 01:19:41,713
family and...
1721
01:19:42,547 --> 01:19:45,630
I thought it was me
you were hesitant about.
1722
01:19:45,713 --> 01:19:47,963
No, I was ashamed. I just...
1723
01:19:50,463 --> 01:19:52,130
I thought I didn't deserve to...
1724
01:19:53,630 --> 01:19:54,505
have...
1725
01:19:57,047 --> 01:19:59,005
- I should have told you.
- You should have told me.
1726
01:19:59,088 --> 01:20:02,088
You let me fall in love
with a version of you.
1727
01:20:03,047 --> 01:20:05,588
And no relationship built on a lie
can ever survive.
1728
01:20:06,588 --> 01:20:08,338
[phone vibrates]
1729
01:20:09,047 --> 01:20:10,547
You were always good enough.
1730
01:20:11,255 --> 01:20:12,130
But you...
1731
01:20:12,255 --> 01:20:14,047
You're the only one that ever doubted it.
1732
01:20:18,922 --> 01:20:20,922
[phone vibrates]
1733
01:20:25,630 --> 01:20:26,505
Hello?
1734
01:20:29,255 --> 01:20:30,088
What?
1735
01:20:31,630 --> 01:20:32,463
Now?
1736
01:20:36,922 --> 01:20:38,588
I can't believe you're still here.
1737
01:20:39,713 --> 01:20:40,713
Is everything okay?
1738
01:20:40,797 --> 01:20:43,255
Well, it could have waited till Monday,
but...
1739
01:20:44,838 --> 01:20:47,880
then I wouldn't be able
to say this to you personally and...
1740
01:20:48,838 --> 01:20:51,755
you wouldn't have the weekend
to prepare your speech.
1741
01:20:53,088 --> 01:20:53,922
Speech?
1742
01:20:54,005 --> 01:20:57,172
The board has voted unanimously
to endorse your product.
1743
01:20:57,255 --> 01:20:58,422
Oh, my God!
1744
01:20:58,922 --> 01:21:01,338
Oh, my God!
Even after the whole bird thing?
1745
01:21:01,422 --> 01:21:03,422
You know,
I've never seen a dove explode before.
1746
01:21:04,797 --> 01:21:06,172
Congratulations.
1747
01:21:07,963 --> 01:21:11,255
Now, apart from the donation we'll have
to make to the National Bird Society...
1748
01:21:11,838 --> 01:21:14,338
you are going to help make this company
a lot of money,
1749
01:21:14,422 --> 01:21:15,797
and that is good for us all.
1750
01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:16,713
Mm-hmm.
1751
01:21:16,797 --> 01:21:19,297
We want you to present at
our distributors conference this Monday.
1752
01:21:19,380 --> 01:21:21,672
It is a big deal. It's streamed online.
1753
01:21:21,755 --> 01:21:24,505
Business Weekly, Forbes, Fortune,
they all cover it.
1754
01:21:25,255 --> 01:21:26,088
Wow.
1755
01:21:26,172 --> 01:21:27,047
Yeah, and...
1756
01:21:27,630 --> 01:21:29,172
there is one more thing.
1757
01:21:29,838 --> 01:21:30,713
Go ahead.
1758
01:21:30,797 --> 01:21:32,422
We don't want you to consult anymore.
1759
01:21:33,255 --> 01:21:35,755
We want you to join us at the company
permanently.
1760
01:21:40,213 --> 01:21:42,505
-[Anderson] Excellent work today, Maya.
- Thank you.
1761
01:21:43,338 --> 01:21:45,047
- Welcome to the family.
-[Zoe chuckling]
1762
01:21:46,630 --> 01:21:47,713
[Anderson] Oh!
1763
01:21:48,630 --> 01:21:50,255
-[Zoe] You want to celebrate?
- Yes.
1764
01:21:57,255 --> 01:21:59,630
What is the matter?
You should be ecstatic.
1765
01:22:00,838 --> 01:22:01,880
I am.
1766
01:22:02,547 --> 01:22:05,130
It's just been a crazy couple of weeks,
that's all.
1767
01:22:05,547 --> 01:22:06,630
Yeah, for us both.
1768
01:22:11,755 --> 01:22:13,713
- You're quite the photographer.
- Oh...
1769
01:22:14,255 --> 01:22:17,547
Why didn't you tell me that the
photographs in the apartment were yours?
1770
01:22:17,630 --> 01:22:21,130
I haven't even touched a camera
in, like, five years.
1771
01:22:21,213 --> 01:22:22,297
Do you miss it?
1772
01:22:23,047 --> 01:22:23,922
Sometimes.
1773
01:22:24,547 --> 01:22:26,005
But my dad needs me.
1774
01:22:26,922 --> 01:22:28,713
Your dad needs you to be happy.
1775
01:22:31,255 --> 01:22:33,130
Have you thought
about going back to school?
1776
01:22:33,922 --> 01:22:35,422
We just found each other.
1777
01:22:35,672 --> 01:22:37,505
- Yeah, but we can still--
- It's in London.
1778
01:22:40,297 --> 01:22:41,338
- Oh.
- Yeah.
1779
01:22:43,463 --> 01:22:44,297
Well...
1780
01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:49,422
I still think you should go.
1781
01:22:50,255 --> 01:22:51,088
Why?
1782
01:22:52,338 --> 01:22:53,755
Because it's time, Zoe.
1783
01:23:01,963 --> 01:23:03,422
What you thinking about?
1784
01:23:03,880 --> 01:23:05,005
Nothing. Just...
1785
01:23:06,005 --> 01:23:09,588
Something my ex-boyfriend said earlier.
I saw him tonight.
1786
01:23:09,672 --> 01:23:10,630
Oh, wow.
1787
01:23:11,922 --> 01:23:13,297
I didn't know you had a...
1788
01:23:14,047 --> 01:23:16,130
You just never talked about him.
1789
01:23:18,172 --> 01:23:19,380
Why'd you guys split?
1790
01:23:21,797 --> 01:23:23,630
I wasn't completely honest with him.
1791
01:23:24,130 --> 01:23:25,130
Why not?
1792
01:23:28,922 --> 01:23:30,380
I guess I was afraid to be.
1793
01:23:33,047 --> 01:23:35,380
Everything happens for a reason, right?
1794
01:23:36,630 --> 01:23:39,213
Here's to us working together.
1795
01:23:39,297 --> 01:23:41,130
We're building a company with Dad.
1796
01:23:41,797 --> 01:23:43,172
Our company.
1797
01:23:44,713 --> 01:23:47,422
Zoe, this is an amazing opportunity,
but just don't--
1798
01:23:47,505 --> 01:23:50,422
Look, I can tell there's something
holding you back from taking the job.
1799
01:23:50,922 --> 01:23:51,922
But just know...
1800
01:23:53,005 --> 01:23:55,922
I am so grateful
to have you back in my life.
1801
01:23:58,255 --> 01:24:00,463
I think this could be really good for us.
1802
01:24:01,755 --> 01:24:03,005
Maya, please.
1803
01:24:04,130 --> 01:24:05,422
Don't leave me again.
1804
01:24:06,880 --> 01:24:07,838
I need you.
1805
01:24:09,963 --> 01:24:15,005
♪ Wrap your arms and hold me still ♪
1806
01:24:17,588 --> 01:24:22,713
♪ I don't want to think aboutWhat I will ♪
1807
01:24:25,005 --> 01:24:30,838
♪ Speak in tones that I can't hear ♪
1808
01:24:32,922 --> 01:24:37,172
♪ And tell me how no one knowsAnything in here ♪
1809
01:24:41,047 --> 01:24:42,380
[phone rings]
1810
01:24:43,088 --> 01:24:43,922
Yep?
1811
01:24:44,755 --> 01:24:45,797
Okay, put him through.
1812
01:24:47,130 --> 01:24:48,047
Mr. Taylor.
1813
01:24:48,130 --> 01:24:51,255
Yes, Mr. Ebsen.
Sorry for the delayed response.
1814
01:24:51,338 --> 01:24:54,338
- I've been traveling the last few weeks.
-[Ron] That's quite all right.
1815
01:24:54,422 --> 01:24:57,963
I got your message.I must say, I'm a bit confused.
1816
01:24:58,047 --> 01:25:00,505
We never had a Maria Vargas work here.
1817
01:25:00,588 --> 01:25:01,630
Really?
1818
01:25:01,713 --> 01:25:04,880
I checked with personnel,went through all our records, and...
1819
01:25:05,380 --> 01:25:08,755
as far as Estée Lauder is concerned,that person never existed.
1820
01:25:09,672 --> 01:25:11,005
Okay.Thank you.
1821
01:25:12,797 --> 01:25:14,838
[ambient music playing]
1822
01:25:18,213 --> 01:25:19,047
Hey.
1823
01:25:19,547 --> 01:25:20,588
What did you mean?
1824
01:25:21,547 --> 01:25:22,797
What did I mean?
1825
01:25:24,005 --> 01:25:24,880
Uh, when...
1826
01:25:25,422 --> 01:25:27,672
When you said the other night...
When you...
1827
01:25:28,422 --> 01:25:29,422
Yeah?
1828
01:25:29,505 --> 01:25:31,088
When you said that you were, um...
1829
01:25:31,630 --> 01:25:32,463
You're kinky?
1830
01:25:33,047 --> 01:25:34,130
Oh, that.
1831
01:25:34,505 --> 01:25:36,338
Oh. That's just something I say.
1832
01:25:38,380 --> 01:25:40,255
Huh, okay. Yeah.
1833
01:25:40,838 --> 01:25:41,755
Or is it?
1834
01:25:48,588 --> 01:25:49,588
Oh, man!
1835
01:25:50,297 --> 01:25:52,380
[audience applauds]
1836
01:25:58,838 --> 01:25:59,797
Thank you.
1837
01:25:59,880 --> 01:26:02,672
Now, my father would normally
be making this introduction,
1838
01:26:02,755 --> 01:26:05,130
but because of special circumstances,
1839
01:26:05,213 --> 01:26:08,463
he is, for once,
allowing someone else to get a word in.
1840
01:26:08,838 --> 01:26:10,547
[audience laughs]
1841
01:26:11,422 --> 01:26:14,922
In a world of increasing competition
and decreasing profits,
1842
01:26:15,005 --> 01:26:17,422
sometimes you need a fresh perspective.
1843
01:26:17,922 --> 01:26:19,463
Isn't that what you always say, Dad?
1844
01:26:19,547 --> 01:26:20,838
When I can get a word in.
1845
01:26:21,380 --> 01:26:22,547
[laughter]
1846
01:26:23,130 --> 01:26:28,338
So, we hired a woman who has achieved
her success not by going by the book,
1847
01:26:28,422 --> 01:26:30,005
but by trusting her gut.
1848
01:26:31,505 --> 01:26:34,088
Someone who is not afraid
to tell the truth,
1849
01:26:34,588 --> 01:26:36,213
even if the truth hurts.
1850
01:26:36,297 --> 01:26:38,797
Ladies and gentlemen, Maya Vargas.
1851
01:26:45,505 --> 01:26:46,797
[cheering]
1852
01:26:54,547 --> 01:26:55,505
Thank you, Zoe.
1853
01:26:56,213 --> 01:26:57,172
Anderson...
1854
01:26:58,755 --> 01:27:00,255
thank you for giving me a chance.
1855
01:27:01,755 --> 01:27:03,088
Some people never get a chance
1856
01:27:03,172 --> 01:27:06,047
because they can't afford
the right education,
1857
01:27:06,130 --> 01:27:08,797
or they don't have the degree
to get in the right doors.
1858
01:27:10,547 --> 01:27:11,630
And you're correct, Zoe.
1859
01:27:12,255 --> 01:27:16,588
Maybe I am where I am today
because I wasn't afraid to tell the truth.
1860
01:27:19,588 --> 01:27:20,630
Even if it hurts.
1861
01:27:23,630 --> 01:27:24,755
And the truth is...
1862
01:27:28,130 --> 01:27:29,213
The truth is...
1863
01:27:32,255 --> 01:27:33,422
The truth is a lie.
1864
01:27:33,922 --> 01:27:35,255
[audience gasps, murmurs]
1865
01:27:36,255 --> 01:27:39,380
For the past seven years,
I've been an assistant manager
1866
01:27:39,463 --> 01:27:41,422
at the local Value Shop in Ozone Park.
1867
01:27:42,338 --> 01:27:43,880
My God. Oh, my God!
1868
01:27:45,047 --> 01:27:46,672
I invented my resume.
1869
01:27:48,463 --> 01:27:49,713
I never went to Wharton.
1870
01:27:52,005 --> 01:27:54,005
I never even graduated from high school.
1871
01:27:54,797 --> 01:27:56,672
- What?
- Holy cow.
1872
01:27:56,755 --> 01:27:57,588
Cool.
1873
01:27:58,338 --> 01:28:00,672
I thought it was what I had to do
to get in those doors.
1874
01:28:00,755 --> 01:28:02,338
And there you are.
1875
01:28:02,422 --> 01:28:05,297
[Maya] I thought none of you would even
look at me if you knew the truth.
1876
01:28:05,547 --> 01:28:07,297
Because I thought I wasn't good enough.
1877
01:28:09,338 --> 01:28:11,005
So I gave you a version of me.
1878
01:28:12,047 --> 01:28:13,505
But for better or for worse...
1879
01:28:14,547 --> 01:28:16,297
I have to be who I really am.
1880
01:28:18,297 --> 01:28:20,005
And I'm Maya Davilla.
1881
01:28:20,630 --> 01:28:22,213
From Queens, New York.
1882
01:28:23,422 --> 01:28:24,422
That's the real me.
1883
01:28:27,880 --> 01:28:28,713
I'm sorry.
1884
01:28:29,713 --> 01:28:31,172
I shouldn't have lied.
1885
01:28:33,047 --> 01:28:33,922
To any of you.
1886
01:28:39,838 --> 01:28:41,088
But this product...
1887
01:28:43,380 --> 01:28:44,422
Not a lie.
1888
01:28:47,338 --> 01:28:48,255
It's amazing.
1889
01:28:49,255 --> 01:28:50,505
Chase, Ariana...
1890
01:28:51,505 --> 01:28:52,463
it's all yours.
1891
01:28:53,088 --> 01:28:53,922
What?
1892
01:28:56,547 --> 01:28:58,047
[audience murmurs]
1893
01:29:04,505 --> 01:29:06,005
[audience applauding]
1894
01:29:08,463 --> 01:29:11,130
[applause continues]
1895
01:29:37,838 --> 01:29:39,005
Was it all a lie?
1896
01:29:41,005 --> 01:29:41,838
Zoe.
1897
01:29:41,922 --> 01:29:45,380
The stuff about the adoption agency.
Them telling you not to look for me.
1898
01:29:46,338 --> 01:29:47,422
Was that a lie, too?
1899
01:29:48,005 --> 01:29:49,130
No, of course not.
1900
01:29:49,213 --> 01:29:51,297
Well, how can I trust anything you say?
1901
01:29:54,088 --> 01:29:57,380
Listen, this is why I tried calling you
last night.
1902
01:29:58,255 --> 01:29:59,213
I got my wish.
1903
01:30:00,297 --> 01:30:01,422
I got my girl back.
1904
01:30:02,130 --> 01:30:03,838
But I realized something.
1905
01:30:03,922 --> 01:30:06,338
Okay, no relationship built on a lie can--
1906
01:30:06,422 --> 01:30:07,338
Bullshit.
1907
01:30:08,047 --> 01:30:12,713
After my mom died, I put my entire life
on hold to be there for my dad.
1908
01:30:13,338 --> 01:30:14,547
That's what families do.
1909
01:30:15,088 --> 01:30:16,547
I'm not leaving you.
1910
01:30:18,047 --> 01:30:19,755
I'm not going anywhere.
1911
01:30:21,047 --> 01:30:22,005
But I am.
1912
01:30:25,797 --> 01:30:26,630
Zoe!
1913
01:30:27,338 --> 01:30:30,838
["America" playing]
1914
01:30:37,422 --> 01:30:38,463
[Maya] Dear Zoe.
1915
01:30:39,297 --> 01:30:41,338
I know that many people believe in fate,
1916
01:30:41,963 --> 01:30:44,713
and trust me,there are times I wish I was one of them.
1917
01:30:46,672 --> 01:30:49,005
I believe we create our own fate,
1918
01:30:49,088 --> 01:30:51,588
that our lives are shapedby a series of choices.
1919
01:30:52,672 --> 01:30:57,838
♪ I've got some real estatehere in my bag... ♪
1920
01:30:58,755 --> 01:31:00,672
[Maya] One decision leading to another,
1921
01:31:01,130 --> 01:31:04,213
bringing us times of great joyor years of regret.
1922
01:31:04,297 --> 01:31:07,338
Mrs. Wagner's pies
1923
01:31:07,422 --> 01:31:14,338
♪ And we walked off to look for America ♪
1924
01:31:16,547 --> 01:31:19,588
[bell tolling]
1925
01:31:19,672 --> 01:31:21,047
♪ Cathy, I said... ♪
1926
01:31:21,130 --> 01:31:23,547
[Maya] In the end, it's up to us.
1927
01:31:24,047 --> 01:31:25,672
We get to write our own story.
1928
01:31:26,463 --> 01:31:30,047
I've made some spectacularly awful choicesin my life
1929
01:31:30,422 --> 01:31:31,713
and two good ones.
1930
01:31:32,463 --> 01:31:34,255
Alongside giving birth to you,
1931
01:31:34,755 --> 01:31:37,630
the best decision I ever madewas to give you up.
1932
01:31:37,713 --> 01:31:39,130
♪ From Saginaw ♪
1933
01:31:39,213 --> 01:31:46,005
♪ And I've come to look for America ♪
1934
01:31:48,005 --> 01:31:50,463
♪ Laughing on the bus ♪
1935
01:31:50,547 --> 01:31:53,338
♪ Playing games with our faces... ♪
1936
01:31:53,422 --> 01:31:55,088
[Maya] Because you never would'vebecome you
1937
01:31:55,172 --> 01:31:56,588
if it weren't for your parents.
1938
01:31:56,672 --> 01:32:00,755
♪ She said the man in the gabardine suitWas a spy ♪
1939
01:32:01,963 --> 01:32:07,755
♪ I said, be carefulHis bow tie is really a camera... ♪
1940
01:32:08,422 --> 01:32:10,922
[Maya] And because you're exactlythe person I'd like to be...
1941
01:32:11,422 --> 01:32:12,463
when I grow up.
1942
01:32:13,380 --> 01:32:15,005
♪ Toss me a cigarette ♪
1943
01:32:15,088 --> 01:32:18,463
♪ I think there's one in my raincoat... ♪
1944
01:32:19,338 --> 01:32:22,880
[Maya] You will always be the best thingthat ever happened to me.
1945
01:32:22,963 --> 01:32:25,922
♪ We smoked the last one an hour ago... ♪
1946
01:32:26,005 --> 01:32:28,297
[Maya] I'm sorry I messed it up. Again.
1947
01:32:29,172 --> 01:32:32,255
♪ So I looked at the scenery ♪
1948
01:32:32,338 --> 01:32:36,713
♪ She read her magazine ♪
1949
01:32:36,797 --> 01:32:39,630
♪ And the moon rose ♪
1950
01:32:39,713 --> 01:32:44,172
♪ Over an open field... ♪
1951
01:32:47,588 --> 01:32:49,588
THINKING ABOUT YOU ALWAYS...
LOVE, MAYA.
1952
01:32:55,922 --> 01:32:57,672
MONDAYMOMZ.COM
1953
01:32:57,755 --> 01:32:59,547
[woman] So you did all this in one year?
1954
01:32:59,630 --> 01:33:00,630
[Maya] That's right.
1955
01:33:00,713 --> 01:33:02,172
We created a nationwide service
1956
01:33:02,255 --> 01:33:05,422
where consumers could shop for groceries
locally from home.
1957
01:33:05,963 --> 01:33:08,088
And all you need to join
is an email address.
1958
01:33:08,172 --> 01:33:09,338
[Suzi] And 20 bucks.
1959
01:33:09,838 --> 01:33:13,505
You created an online store
specifically designed for each member?
1960
01:33:13,588 --> 01:33:17,505
Yeah. And our clients can even use their
phone to pick out a specific cut of meat
1961
01:33:17,588 --> 01:33:20,213
or a prepared salad
or the third lemon from the back.
1962
01:33:21,255 --> 01:33:24,213
My godson, Dilly, over there,
created the app in between finals.
1963
01:33:24,713 --> 01:33:26,422
He works here when he's not at Stanford.
1964
01:33:27,047 --> 01:33:28,172
He's a genius. [chuckles]
1965
01:33:28,255 --> 01:33:31,713
You basically said to Value Shop,
"We're going to build a better mousetrap."
1966
01:33:31,797 --> 01:33:33,880
And we said, "We'd like to partner."
1967
01:33:34,422 --> 01:33:36,338
He's our little angel investor.
1968
01:33:36,797 --> 01:33:39,297
He negotiated points on some
convertible debt.
1969
01:33:39,380 --> 01:33:40,505
It's a cute deal.
1970
01:33:42,088 --> 01:33:44,547
[Maya] We spend half our liveslooking back, wishing.
1971
01:33:45,047 --> 01:33:46,588
If we'd only done it differently,
1972
01:33:47,172 --> 01:33:48,297
chosen smarter,
1973
01:33:49,338 --> 01:33:51,172
not made so many mistakes.
1974
01:33:51,713 --> 01:33:53,172
If he didn't eat it, then I wouldn't.
1975
01:33:53,255 --> 01:33:54,088
Hi.
1976
01:33:54,172 --> 01:33:56,588
Hi. Could we talk for a second?
1977
01:33:59,672 --> 01:34:00,505
Yeah.
1978
01:34:12,338 --> 01:34:14,588
So I got what you left on my doorstep.
1979
01:34:16,255 --> 01:34:17,297
You really mean all this?
1980
01:34:19,630 --> 01:34:20,588
Ask me anything.
1981
01:34:22,630 --> 01:34:23,463
Okay.
1982
01:34:24,088 --> 01:34:24,963
- Are you--
- Yes.
1983
01:34:26,922 --> 01:34:28,713
You don't know what I was gonna ask.
1984
01:34:28,922 --> 01:34:30,922
Whatever the question is,
the answer's yes.
1985
01:34:33,422 --> 01:34:35,630
Did you really lose your daughter
again?
1986
01:34:38,255 --> 01:34:39,088
Yes.
1987
01:34:40,672 --> 01:34:42,797
Are you ever gonna lie to me again?
1988
01:34:48,297 --> 01:34:49,172
Yes.
1989
01:34:51,338 --> 01:34:52,755
But that was the last time.
1990
01:34:52,838 --> 01:34:53,755
Funny.
1991
01:34:57,213 --> 01:34:58,172
Are you ready to...
1992
01:34:58,672 --> 01:34:59,713
have a family?
1993
01:35:12,255 --> 01:35:13,630
You are my family.
1994
01:35:16,213 --> 01:35:17,172
So, yes.
1995
01:35:22,797 --> 01:35:23,630
Sorry.
1996
01:35:23,713 --> 01:35:26,380
This is broken. I'm just gonna... Okay.
1997
01:35:27,713 --> 01:35:28,547
[chuckles]
1998
01:35:39,172 --> 01:35:40,297
[Maya] But the truth is...
1999
01:35:41,088 --> 01:35:42,463
our mistakes don't limit us.
2000
01:35:43,422 --> 01:35:44,838
Only our fears do.
2001
01:35:45,922 --> 01:35:48,922
And as unpredictableas this journey has been,
2002
01:35:49,713 --> 01:35:52,088
I am so gladit finally led me back to you.
2003
01:35:53,297 --> 01:35:54,672
Congratulations.
2004
01:35:54,755 --> 01:35:56,338
Your dad told me you were back.
2005
01:35:56,838 --> 01:35:57,672
Welcome home.
2006
01:35:57,755 --> 01:35:58,588
Thanks.
2007
01:35:59,588 --> 01:36:00,838
You got your degree.
2008
01:36:03,338 --> 01:36:04,172
Now what?
2009
01:36:07,255 --> 01:36:08,130
I don't know.
2010
01:36:16,255 --> 01:36:17,922
You think we could start over?
2011
01:36:20,922 --> 01:36:22,630
I was thinking of going for a run.
2012
01:36:25,672 --> 01:36:26,547
Okay.
2013
01:36:28,630 --> 01:36:30,047
Do you want to come with me?
2014
01:36:35,963 --> 01:36:36,838
Yeah.
2015
01:36:39,338 --> 01:36:40,255
I'd like that.
2016
01:36:43,088 --> 01:36:43,922
A lot.
2017
01:36:47,047 --> 01:36:53,463
♪ I couldn't fight anymore ♪
2018
01:36:54,130 --> 01:36:55,797
♪ And I... ♪
2019
01:36:55,880 --> 01:36:57,088
I'm about to cry.
2020
01:36:58,338 --> 01:37:00,338
You guys are fricking pussies.
2021
01:37:00,422 --> 01:37:01,297
Oh, come on.
2022
01:37:02,255 --> 01:37:03,505
What? He said "fricking."
2023
01:37:03,963 --> 01:37:04,838
It's progress.
2024
01:37:05,922 --> 01:37:07,588
This time,
I'm not gonna be as easy on you.
2025
01:37:07,672 --> 01:37:08,505
- Oh, yeah?
- Uh-huh.
2026
01:37:08,588 --> 01:37:09,797
All right. Bring it.
2027
01:37:09,880 --> 01:37:15,422
♪ I wouldn't fight in this war... ♪
2028
01:37:15,505 --> 01:37:20,713
[Maya] Every day you wake up and havea second chance to do whatever you want,
2029
01:37:20,797 --> 01:37:22,297
to be whoever you want.
2030
01:37:22,880 --> 01:37:24,463
The only thing stopping you...
2031
01:37:25,422 --> 01:37:26,297
is you.
2032
01:37:26,380 --> 01:37:29,797
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no crying ♪
2033
01:37:29,880 --> 01:37:31,755
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no ♪
2034
01:37:31,838 --> 01:37:33,338
♪ I told myself ♪
2035
01:37:33,422 --> 01:37:38,880
♪ I had to be a different someone ♪
2036
01:37:38,963 --> 01:37:41,505
♪ In order to win at a war ♪
2037
01:37:41,588 --> 01:37:46,172
♪ I had already won ♪
2038
01:37:46,547 --> 01:37:48,130
♪ Yeah, I'd given up ♪
2039
01:37:48,213 --> 01:37:53,838
♪ On the saying, "I'll never give up" ♪
2040
01:37:53,922 --> 01:37:55,838
♪ But look at me now ♪
2041
01:37:55,922 --> 01:38:00,922
♪ Yeah, look at me, I'm limitless ♪
2042
01:38:01,005 --> 01:38:02,213
♪ I'm limitless ♪
2043
01:38:02,297 --> 01:38:03,213
♪ Look at me now ♪
2044
01:38:03,297 --> 01:38:09,463
♪ Yeah, look at me, I'm limitless ♪
2045
01:38:09,547 --> 01:38:15,547
♪ I am a woman who roars ♪
2046
01:38:16,713 --> 01:38:22,297
♪ Nobody opened my doors ♪
2047
01:38:23,672 --> 01:38:27,338
♪ Yeah, I am a woman ♪
2048
01:38:27,422 --> 01:38:30,963
♪ Saying I want more ♪
2049
01:38:31,047 --> 01:38:37,672
♪ So give me what I'm asking for ♪
2050
01:38:39,255 --> 01:38:44,922
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no crying ♪
2051
01:38:45,005 --> 01:38:46,672
♪ No, no, no, no, no, no ♪
2052
01:38:46,755 --> 01:38:48,088
♪ I told myself ♪
2053
01:38:48,172 --> 01:38:54,005
♪ I had to be a different someone ♪
2054
01:38:54,088 --> 01:38:56,588
♪ In order to win at a war ♪
2055
01:38:56,672 --> 01:39:01,213
♪ I had already won ♪
2056
01:39:01,297 --> 01:39:03,047
♪ Yeah, I'd given up ♪
2057
01:39:03,130 --> 01:39:08,755
♪ On the saying, "I'll never give up" ♪
2058
01:39:08,838 --> 01:39:10,797
♪ But look at me now ♪
2059
01:39:10,880 --> 01:39:15,838
♪ Yeah, look at me, I'm limitless ♪
2060
01:39:15,922 --> 01:39:17,088
♪ I'm limitless ♪
2061
01:39:17,172 --> 01:39:18,338
♪ Look at me now ♪
2062
01:39:18,422 --> 01:39:24,797
♪ Yeah, look at me, I'm limitless ♪
2063
01:39:24,880 --> 01:39:26,547
♪ I made it home ♪
2064
01:39:26,630 --> 01:39:29,380
♪ I made it known ♪
2065
01:39:29,922 --> 01:39:32,172
♪ I am here to stay ♪
2066
01:39:32,255 --> 01:39:34,213
♪ I made it home ♪
2067
01:39:34,297 --> 01:39:36,838
♪ I made it known ♪
2068
01:39:37,422 --> 01:39:39,755
♪ I am here to stay ♪
2069
01:39:39,838 --> 01:39:45,005
♪ I made it home ♪
2070
01:39:45,088 --> 01:39:49,338
♪ I told myselfI had to be a different someone ♪
2071
01:39:49,422 --> 01:39:52,672
♪ A different someoneA different someone ♪
2072
01:39:52,755 --> 01:39:56,797
♪ In order to win at a warI had already won ♪
2073
01:39:56,880 --> 01:39:59,213
♪ I had already won ♪
2074
01:39:59,713 --> 01:40:04,297
♪ Yeah, I'd given upOn the saying, "I'll never give up" ♪
2075
01:40:04,380 --> 01:40:07,088
♪ I'll never give up, no ♪
2076
01:40:07,172 --> 01:40:09,047
♪ But look at me now ♪
2077
01:40:09,130 --> 01:40:13,922
♪ Yeah, look at me, I'm limitless ♪
2078
01:40:14,005 --> 01:40:15,255
♪ I'm limitless ♪
2079
01:40:15,338 --> 01:40:16,422
♪ Look at me now ♪
2080
01:40:16,505 --> 01:40:19,297
♪ Yeah, look at me, I'm limitless ♪
2081
01:40:19,380 --> 01:40:23,547
♪ Yeah, I'm limitless ♪
2082
01:40:23,713 --> 01:40:26,922
["Other Side of Love" playing]
2083
01:40:39,005 --> 01:40:41,755
♪ I was drowning in the water ♪
2084
01:40:45,713 --> 01:40:48,797
♪ Holding on against the tide ♪
2085
01:40:51,880 --> 01:40:55,213
♪ Every day kept getting longer ♪
2086
01:40:59,213 --> 01:41:02,047
♪ Never had the time to cry ♪
2087
01:41:05,630 --> 01:41:08,755
♪ But I'm on a new horizon ♪
2088
01:41:12,130 --> 01:41:15,130
♪ You're the answer that I found ♪
2089
01:41:18,922 --> 01:41:22,297
♪ And for once I don't feel frightened ♪
2090
01:41:25,672 --> 01:41:28,380
♪ Because you turned my world around ♪
2091
01:41:29,297 --> 01:41:35,047
♪ I'm on the other side of love ♪
2092
01:41:35,588 --> 01:41:38,422
♪ I'm never looking back ♪
2093
01:41:42,547 --> 01:41:48,338
♪ I'm on the other side of love ♪
2094
01:41:49,047 --> 01:41:51,588
♪ This time, it's gonna last ♪
2095
01:42:04,880 --> 01:42:07,755
♪ There's always pain inside the glory ♪
2096
01:42:11,422 --> 01:42:14,297
♪ There's always lies beneath the truth ♪
2097
01:42:17,797 --> 01:42:21,422
♪ But it's a happy ending story ♪
2098
01:42:22,338 --> 01:42:27,213
♪ I'm... I'm the living proof ♪
2099
01:42:28,005 --> 01:42:33,505
♪ I'm on the other side of love ♪
2100
01:42:34,047 --> 01:42:36,547
♪ I'm never looking back ♪
2101
01:42:38,797 --> 01:42:39,838
♪ Oh ♪
2102
01:42:40,755 --> 01:42:46,297
♪ I'm on the other side of love ♪
2103
01:42:46,880 --> 01:42:50,047
♪ This time it's gonna last ♪
2104
01:42:53,047 --> 01:42:55,755
♪ Oh, yes, it is ♪
2105
01:43:06,588 --> 01:43:10,838
♪ I'm on the other side ♪
2106
01:43:11,672 --> 01:43:15,297
♪ The other side of love ♪
2107
01:43:19,422 --> 01:43:24,297
♪ I'm on the other side of love ♪
2108
01:43:24,922 --> 01:43:28,255
♪ This time, it's gonna last ♪
2108
01:43:29,305 --> 01:43:35,825
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